As soon as he said “you don’t have a right to talk about my kids” my immediate response was “he’s the one without the rights” 😂😂😂 I didn’t even mean to
@alfredfreedomjones5105 Жыл бұрын
this needs to be pinned comment 😂
@Wow.ididntevenasktobehere Жыл бұрын
@@alfredfreedomjones5105 😂😂
@lu-cthecynical Жыл бұрын
Same, mine was "that makes two of us" lol
@TenOfDiamonds Жыл бұрын
Mari your petty was in overdrive 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Vibes.562 Жыл бұрын
😂 finisher
@sunnni_ Жыл бұрын
If I was a man and I heard that first one, I would sit in a chair the whole day and rethink life lol. That one was brutal
@nichelleniks4526 Жыл бұрын
BRUH I'd have to go see a priest, a hoodoo practioner, a monk, a therapist, something. Cause I can't be left alone with those thoughts lmao
@sunnni_ Жыл бұрын
@@nichelleniks4526 LOLLL not a Hoodoo practioner but yes something must be done ASAP
@Lemana28021989 Жыл бұрын
Sadly poeple that need to be told things like that, never think about their life but blame others
@ashtonb1318 Жыл бұрын
Faaacts!! 🤣🤣🤣
@heavenlythoughtspodcast Жыл бұрын
BRUTAL but probably true😭😭😭
@1josh4 Жыл бұрын
Lol my ex basically called me crazy. She said she is already a social worker. She doesn't need another case 🤣🤣🤣 I thought about it later and randomly got upset 🤣🤣
@EasyMoneyMid Жыл бұрын
That delayed damage hit different
@sierraalice8072 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@lusandanogxina4996 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@neoloanderson6676 Жыл бұрын
Im sorry for your pain, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
@malobaritah7680 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂u killed me
@ang3956 Жыл бұрын
It's James fiercely defending the kids he doesn't have yet for me 😂😂
@deena7185 Жыл бұрын
He does have a kid
@cyanscrewdriver2092 Жыл бұрын
@@deena7185 that’s what they said
@praetorianlukoskinen2814 Жыл бұрын
Worse in the scenario he's such a lousy deadbeat they've denied him custody ... But he's still insensed😂
@VeniceQueen Жыл бұрын
They get so into it I swear to God I watch for the role plays lmaooo
@jessicafernandez63829 ай бұрын
@@deena7185does he?
@mirolisen Жыл бұрын
"I don't want to have a baby with you, because living with you makes me feel like I'm already a mother. " I broke up with him a short time after that.
@izziwosu Жыл бұрын
I feel this deeply. My ex kept complaining we weren't having sex, and I told him, "I can't be in wifey mode when I'm constantly in mommy mode cleaning up after you." I'd been off bc for years while celibate, I ran to get some while with him.
@shacyrachoctaw4621 Жыл бұрын
They emasculate themselves wayyy before we even say it! When we finally have the nerve to SIMPLY POINT OUT THE OBVIOUS, now we’re the villain. 🤦🏾♀️ Now what did I do? Lmaooo how am I in it??? I just said what we’re all thinking!
@tyronelorenzovalentio34149 ай бұрын
@@shacyrachoctaw4621no it’s just u
@meiylani. Жыл бұрын
My ex once had a temper tantrum while sick because "there was nothing to eat" despite the fact that i just came home with 2 full bags of groceries. He kept whining about wanting burger king. Eventually i went to BK, stopped at another store real quick. Got home served him the burger on a bear plate cut into pieces, transfered his milkshake to a sippycup and tried to feed him pre blown fries. The madder he got the more i enjoyed it. Here comes the train my lil prince CHOO CHOOOOO.
@jaydecampbell3499 Жыл бұрын
QUEEN 😂
@beewilliams5291 Жыл бұрын
😩😩😂
@dejahturner16 Жыл бұрын
If he tried to grab the fries himself, sis said, "aht aht! Its too hot, baby 🥺" 💀🤣🤣
@angelblasio9350 Жыл бұрын
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@meiylani. Жыл бұрын
@@dejahturner16 *bites a piece off: here you go my big boy. Usually im calm, but once i get there..best believe im wearing pony tails and skip into the room like come out,come out wherever you are. 🤡
@ReccaJacq7 Жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie as a woman this is exactly why I hate getting mad. I lose control and go straight for your heart. That's why I'm usually the quiet one until I can't take it anymore and explode 😅
@ReccaJacq7 Жыл бұрын
@Danikah Holdman Yaaasss same! Lmao I just reached that breaking point and there's no going back
@danikahholdman2609 Жыл бұрын
@@ReccaJacq7 And if it’s a stranger. It means I’ve mentally prepared myself for prison. Most people think I’m patient/tolerant and nice af but really I haven’t found anyone I’d risk it all for yet. When I do it’s lights out. 😅😂
Lol I have said some shit that made even the ancestors cry 😂😂😂I am quiet too lol it’s better that way
@11220h Жыл бұрын
My star sign is Scorpio, and I'm a woman, so I'm brutal with my words when I'm angry. I hate getting angry.
@RachelBastow Жыл бұрын
every time fuhad refers to his “love of his life” sends me 😂
@ishish8816 Жыл бұрын
8:49 😭
@FarAboveRubies1031 Жыл бұрын
EVERY TIME it makes yell! 😂😂😂
@Monizss Жыл бұрын
What does this mean 😩
@charmainet8699 Жыл бұрын
Same here🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@shakitabananaa5651 Жыл бұрын
@@Monizss it means he says it for shxt n gigs 😂 everytime he mention “the love of my life” it’s on some bullshxt
@marciasilva549 Жыл бұрын
My ex boyfriend and I were arguing. He kept tooting his own horn, saying that I'd never find anyone better than him, threatening to cut me off, how even my family knew he was a catch. I looked at him hella confused until he felt forced to stop and ask what the problem was. I said, "I just don't understand why you're talking as if I need you to live." - mind you, I didn't even mean it in a bad way. Just that you can WANT someone but not necessarily need them. Dude's feelings are hurt to this day.
@shawna1278 Жыл бұрын
FO real!!!! Ok, I'll say it... Men think they are better looking than they are, better lovers than they are, and they think they are smarter than they are...I blame it on the patriarchy that they are the bullshit standard, and don't recognize excellence when they see it, because of the package the person is in . The package could be gender, race, age...fitness...(finances, race, location, weight, height, beauty, ...)They need reality goggles which will help them face reality and we don't have to do it for them!😁 I have a son that I think is amazing, but that doesn't mean he'll be great with the women he seeks. Men need to realize their mothers have Rosey glasses!!!!! Do the work, be the catch no one wants to let go of. Can't do that without loving yourself!!!
@babycold27 Жыл бұрын
The ✂️ up!!! It always sends them! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ayandasperanza530 Жыл бұрын
Why do they always get so deeply hurt when you bite back
@TimTheEnchanter0 Жыл бұрын
He is a narcissist and got what he deserved. The only thing wrong about this is the women he treated that way before you couldn’t witness it 😂
@mrsevelync6900 Жыл бұрын
You weren’t even harsh, you didn’t even insult him. Just literally said you can live without him and the idiot got upset? I can see why he was already saying all that stupidity to you in the first place, it’s part of his weak character.
@deejai1173 Жыл бұрын
Men don’t get it, women have to win mentally, because we can’t beat you physically. 😂
@nichelleniks4526 Жыл бұрын
EXACTLY lol we've been training for this since throwing shade on the playground
@PhilosoG Жыл бұрын
Nah some of you be holding on to that rage for too long though 😭
@DarknessFalls29 Жыл бұрын
@@nichelleniks4526 You just killed me with that one!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@funnylittlenegro Жыл бұрын
False. One hit we feel
@Whatzituya Жыл бұрын
some women cant beat men physically beyond if they chose to give birth....or literally build up that strength...we can do it all.
@nunyanunya4964 Жыл бұрын
I told an ex “If you put the energy you spend cheating & trying to juggle 5+ women into your sales job, you’d be making six figures.” I’m also in sales and out-earned him so….🤷🏾♀️
@beautifulicebergwithicecre9922 Жыл бұрын
Damn straight cut down 😂😂
@jr1212-es9bp Жыл бұрын
“SHe’s out line but she’s right” 😂 FATWS
@angelapownall107 Жыл бұрын
ouch hahaha
@mmn7209 Жыл бұрын
Wait that was the best you got. 😂😂 He gets that from his guy friends everyday. And now you will come to me saying his guy friends only a yes mens when you don't even know his guy friends.
@melaninmoxiellc963 Жыл бұрын
Welp... you're not wrong! Poor little El Loco Broko! 😂😂😂
@Nolly-Nolly Жыл бұрын
“No one wants to be the ‘figure out’ girl” facts James facts… because you can’t tell with these men. No girl wants to build for the next girl to come rip off the benefits.
@clueless204 Жыл бұрын
💯💯💯 and most men on the come up treat women like trash. Savannah and Aleisha are rare cases I'm sure. Men are typically miserable asf when they don't have the type of money they want
@AkoAdanna Жыл бұрын
@@clueless204 Ayesha*
@nairobi_girl5808 Жыл бұрын
Facts!! It is actually in most women's nature to support and love their man through it. BUT, we have learnt from observation that it is better to be the one he ends up with when he has made it and picks you cause you are the upgrade than be the one he upgraded from. Some men are so disloyal... ruined it for the rest.
@-brownbread Жыл бұрын
@@nairobi_girl5808 I feel this, but I've learnt as a man, Women are definitely capable of this. Some people are just fucked
@exceptionallydez7391 Жыл бұрын
This part
@musicaddicted1999 Жыл бұрын
James is the type of guy who cant wait for his girl to leave so he can enjoy her skin care products. 😭✨💅
@TeiEleC Жыл бұрын
Light skinned men tings😂 just jokes
@kenetrice Жыл бұрын
Thats hot! We love a man who takes care of himself and has good hygiene practices. 😍🔥
@musicaddicted1999 Жыл бұрын
@@kenetrice hell yeah! The last thing i ever want is a man with dry elbows. Just wishing they didn't have to do it when we leave. 😂😭
@Ray-pp5qb Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Stanlos Жыл бұрын
8^o
@hurricane4724 Жыл бұрын
My granny raised me and always told us that men are dangeous with their physical strength but a womens tongue and memory is just as dangerous. 😂
@anchalsharma7309 Жыл бұрын
I wonder if they can see their bias when they react to men’s mean comments and women’s mean comments 😂. It’s sort of like “when men is mean women made him mad and when women is mean they are born mean not because the guy is acting childish” 🤦🏻♀️
@SamiiRSMT Жыл бұрын
When men clapback they don't go to such levels
@anchalsharma7309 Жыл бұрын
The point is not who can clap better. The point is they appreciate and defend one and starts dissing the other without any second thought 😂 And I agree women have better response. Men mostly go for physical insults and women actually paid attention to their life so goes for their life situations 🤗
@rose-yeah Жыл бұрын
And that’s like all men. That’s why I’m misandrist
@rose-yeah Жыл бұрын
They are black thou, they are the last people to do that.
@brianaschmidt910 Жыл бұрын
@@rose-yeah wtf? So you're racist as well as sexist? 🤡
@shawna1278 Жыл бұрын
They’d be shocked to hear what we DON’T say! 😂😂😂 Edit: 😳 Thanks for the 3k likes!! We keep the DSC for emergencies!!!! Yes, Dick Shrinking Content is highly volatile. It is carefully harvested by women in relationships over time. Guys, your partner has DSC file/vile on you even if you're no longer together. You don't want it. Be safe out there fellas!
@MimiDidIt1st Жыл бұрын
Facts! Some of stuff I wanna say will leave man in the corner crying 🫠
@ladyenfamouz Жыл бұрын
Tell them!!!!!
@Blondemoments67 Жыл бұрын
That needs to be Fuhads next question 😅😂 they'd shit it 😂
@moniquebrown4485 Жыл бұрын
This needs to be pinned 😂😂😂😂 "swear!!!" James' voice 😭
@deniserutherford9617 Жыл бұрын
Yes!!!
@JB-hq8ym Жыл бұрын
This is the thing yall forget that she was taken there to begin with. This isn't being said lightly, and she had been taken the brunt of man's emotional labor. I truly believe that the first comment was truly deserved.
@puertoricoanime Жыл бұрын
Based on absolutely nothing 😂😂
@JB-hq8ym Жыл бұрын
@Puerto Rico Anime is based on the fact that women have been an integral part of my life. Generally, women don't get that vindictive until pushed to their limit.
@dezblackwell5648 Жыл бұрын
@@JB-hq8ym absolute truth. We love till there's no more love 2 fight for anymore.
@PuffPuff279 Жыл бұрын
@@JB-hq8ym Infantilising grown women is not a good look. Women are just as capable of being evil unprovoked just as men are. Stop taking up arms for them. Women are often an integral part of most people's lives. You are not special.
@gogontlesetlhare Жыл бұрын
True
@leoneranger9348 Жыл бұрын
My girl in Case 1 said nothing but the truth! Man couldn't deal with it 🤷🏾♀️
@renewilder6807 Жыл бұрын
I should have hit my ex with this one lol
@CassCream Жыл бұрын
Lol women get custody of children even if they have the same habits as the father. She is blaming him for having a relationship that didn't work out. That's wrong AF. A man not having custody of his child could mean anything. Usually he didn't want a child in the first place and the woman decided to keep it.
@leoneranger9348 Жыл бұрын
@@CassCream Listen again to what the girl said - she called him out for his childish behaviour. She definitely had the thought before but hoped he would be different. Usually when a woman goes cut throat like that, she’s had enough and will just say - ‘eff your feelings!’ It’s cold but the truth sometimes is
@hebbyful Жыл бұрын
@@CassCream that's one of those factoids that's only true if you ignore the amount of men that just don't ask for custody. Few cases (only about 10-20%, depending on where you are) go to court or mediation, most are just sorted out by the parents between themselves. Maybe they don't ask because they think they'll lose, or that they won't be able to show that they actually can demonstrate capability of caring for a child... But judges massively favour joint custody, and when you look at the stats, if men ask for custody, they get it the vast majority of the time. I should also point out, in the UK, it's called child residence rather than custody, and because it reflects who has responsibility for their day-to-day care (one or both parents). Doesn't actually mean that the other parent loses their parental rights. It's a damaging myth that fathers are routinely discriminated against by the courts, because 1) it means fathers who want to have child residency (full or shared) are put off even trying, so they lose the relationship they could have with their kids, and 2) deadbeat dads get to use it as an excuse when really, they just didn't want to do the work of being a parent.
@ab_4723 Жыл бұрын
@@hebbyful 👏🏾 👏🏾
@kiannagriffin6631 Жыл бұрын
I was having an argument on the phone with my boyfriend at the time while waiting in line at a drive thru. I told him "you're more of a burden than a boyfriend". We broke up and then I ordered my McDonald's 😅
@roninhubbard9059 Жыл бұрын
You found a better man?😮🎉
@504gucci4 Жыл бұрын
@@roninhubbard9059she was in the car wit her side nigga that's why her bf was mad
@melaninmoxiellc963 Жыл бұрын
I have that burden speech before, too. It's truly exhausting.
@kendriahudson4747 Жыл бұрын
@@504gucci4ain’t no woman arguing with her headache while chilling with her side piece.
@elodieelvira7913 Жыл бұрын
1:55 I wouldn’t say no repercussions considering how many women are killed by their current or former intimate partner…also the first one, she only told the truth 🤷🏽♀️
@RapidObsessor Жыл бұрын
truly these dudes are insane
@sydh.1597 Жыл бұрын
I really was worried I was the only one extremely uncomfortable with the comments on physical violence or “repercussions” on women throughout this video… yours is the first comment I’ve seen about it. As someone who has experienced abuse in many forms, it made me VERY uncomfortable.
@Cocolota11 Жыл бұрын
“ you don’t have a right to speak about my kids 1:04 ” to be fair sir , you don’t know them!!!
@KG-tt3nl3 ай бұрын
I mean if we ratio it out the number of deaths don't even compare, but I guess 🤷🏾♂️
@nadiel42 Жыл бұрын
First one was already cutthroat. I wouldn't dare speak that way to a man who I know already acts childish, because he's already showing he's got a childish temper. He'd act violent, and I'm not getting hit as a consequence
@versatilethearcane Жыл бұрын
Yeah....that's treading into dangerous territory
@ishish8816 Жыл бұрын
Exactly , you don't value life if you say that to a man MID temper tantrum.
@bankaizangetsu6465 Жыл бұрын
@@ishish8816 or she got brothers that get down
@TheJola106 Жыл бұрын
I can't stand a woman who is scared of males
@SareBear2000 Жыл бұрын
Naaah for real, sometimes you just got to leave and they'll be sitting there so confused as to why🙄 like I literally can't tell you because you can't handle the truth and I'm not trying to get smacked up for it 🤦🏾♀️ shout out to my ex
@TrippyKenpachi Жыл бұрын
An ex-friend insulted me by calling me lazy (for accidentally falling asleep instead of playing a game with him on PlayStation). I told him, “Lazy? I do more in a day than you do in a week. This is why you’re 30 and have never had a relationship.” *Before you comment, read the other comments in this thread, please and thank you.*
@Rae777 Жыл бұрын
Oooooh I can see why y’all are ex friends. I don’t think y’all liked each other😂😂
@TrippyKenpachi Жыл бұрын
@@Rae777 We did, but we’re ex friends because I blocked him on everything after I said what I said. 😂
@Rae777 Жыл бұрын
@@TrippyKenpachi lol I don’t blame you. I don’t think there’s any recovering from that interaction😭
@CassCream Жыл бұрын
Lol you say this like you enjoy doing so much throughout the week..
@SamiiRSMT Жыл бұрын
You sound toxic tbh
@KiraiBK Жыл бұрын
Sis with the leg shaking 💩 probably HAD to go there because dude thought he was laying premium pipe and wasn’t. She had to paint a clear picture. You got the picture, didn’t you? 😂
@Alec30 Жыл бұрын
Whenever these two react to things women say, its like they forget all the times they've reacted to what men have said 😂😂😂
@autumnblalock5644 Жыл бұрын
FACTS
@lexiejt1009 Жыл бұрын
Legit
@datname1939 Жыл бұрын
they react to it the exact same way.
@Alec30 Жыл бұрын
@datname nah they usually defend the guys alot more, even when they admit that guys say heinous shit they'll often down play it, or find justifications or compare it to women. Obvs most of it is for jokes but there's a bit of truth slipped in there as well. It's funny don't get me wrong just sometimes is a bit toxic
@aurorathemua Жыл бұрын
@@Alec30 I feel the same way too.
@ayamempress1579 Жыл бұрын
The dad who asked what if I died is a manipulator and the child's reply was a great response foe someone like that
@Chiyembekezo Жыл бұрын
Probably true but maybe it was also a way to get her to think. Most of us end up regretting what we said, didn’t say, did or didn’t do with someone after they’re gone irrespective of how we felt about them when they were alive. I don’t think it’s a clear indication of him being a manipulator considering we don’t even know why she hates him. She could be the villain here.
@janineminner7009 Жыл бұрын
Literally saving that one for the next time my dad tries to “bury the hatchet “ again (narcissist, clinically diagnosed)
@melaninmoxiellc963 Жыл бұрын
@@janineminner7009mine too.
@TimTheEnchanter0 Жыл бұрын
Yup, my dad (who was abusive) has said that to me when I didn’t reach out (before I cut him off). I responded I worked with missiles and shit on military aircraft so I could die at anytime too. (Not likely by explosion but being crushed or struck by equipment). He refused to acknowledge or respond when I’d say that.
@VeniceQueen Жыл бұрын
The reply really showed why she said that comment in the first place.
@katalicia__ Жыл бұрын
I told a boyfriend he was a Splenda daddy because he couldn’t come up with the real sugar. He didn’t speak to me for a week 😂
@sarahlanthier1727 Жыл бұрын
I'm totally stealing this 😂 'Splenda Daddy' is comedy gold.
@davidsimmons654 Жыл бұрын
JEEZ
@beautifulicebergwithicecre9922 Жыл бұрын
Girl you burned him deep 😭😭😭
@tiffanyingram3444 Жыл бұрын
Omg lol too his face we usually say that to our homegirls
@agentpaper254 Жыл бұрын
The big dreams one is what I told my ex😂😂
@kach0937 Жыл бұрын
she said 'you should buy a mirror so you can see how stupid you look when you dance' ... i never danced in public since and that was 7 years ago
@sweetreat30 Жыл бұрын
Listen, you better just dance. Who cares what you look like, the right one will appreciate your moves
@Prosper927 Жыл бұрын
Please don’t let what that person said stop you from enjoying yourself, don’t allow them or their words to have power over you. If dancing brings you joy, do it! However you look while doing it! 7 years is a long time! Time to put those dancing shoes back on and express yourself in public. I don’t know how you dance but I bet if I saw you out vibing, I’d vibe with you. I love it when I see people dancing, enjoying the music and themselves. Those are the people I like to dance with regardless of their moves. F the judgemental mofo’s!!! 💃🏿👌🏿💛
@00nigirimeshi Жыл бұрын
Okay that's mean
@KiraiBK Жыл бұрын
No no no. Do the things that bring you joy. If dancing brings you joy, do it. The freedom in movement is therapeutic. A lot of people project their insecurities on others. Release that and go dance.
@Tuncapoo Жыл бұрын
💀💀💀
@aishagrant5294 Жыл бұрын
The pregnancy comment is 100% spot on. If you've experienced menstrual cramps you would understand; labour pain is that times 10. The pain of giving birth is close to death; I want the person responable for it to share in the pain since I probably only got 5 minutes of pleasure vs his ecstacy.
@marybean2231 Жыл бұрын
Girllll we have an organ specifically for pleasure. It should be a multiplier, us vs that! If he can't do it by hand get him a power tool! And if he won't use it, that's a tool right there....
@aishagrant5294 Жыл бұрын
@@marybean2231 thanks....I was being facetious about the 5 minutes.
@Tuncapoo Жыл бұрын
@@marybean2231 flicking that bean
@marybean2231 Жыл бұрын
@@Tuncapoo I got flicked in middle school :(
@brianaschmidt910 Жыл бұрын
@@Tuncapoo my fiance has trouble finding it. (But he cares enough to at least try.)
@karmellla Жыл бұрын
Men don’t go to therapy so they need harsh truths like this
@sharond.940 Жыл бұрын
Mic drop
@deaditeera Жыл бұрын
FACTS
@paulekezie465 Жыл бұрын
If men did this women would start crying look at what Kevin Samuels did to women.
@blackpetergriffin179 Жыл бұрын
where was the last time you had harsh talk at therapy
@karmellla Жыл бұрын
@@blackpetergriffin179 I’m using therapy as an umbrella term, in counselling specifically it’s pretty common.
@lisabell3624 Жыл бұрын
Years ago, I lived with a guy who I realized cheated on me practically the whole time we dated. Break up was ugly 🤷🏼♀️6 months later, he stops by my place wanting to “talk”, he says with a straight face “I thought about us getting back together…” my reply:” I have had bigger 🍆 and better 🍆since you left. I’m good 👍🏼💪🏼. Mind you, he was living with the last chick he cheated on me with. Months later, he told me what I said upset him. Looked him dead in the eyes and said “don’t know why 🤷🏼♀️ it was true. 😂😂😂😂😂
@ambereyes7998 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂💪🏼
@jellybite111 ай бұрын
Lol. Double hook! He did that to himself. Why did he come back for more?
@lisabell362411 ай бұрын
@@jellybite1 because, like some men, they think that once you 1) have sex with them and 2) you tell them you 'love' them, they can always come back, no matter WHAT they have done to you. disrespectful or not. He found out the hard way. I was no longer interested in him. I regret not breaking up with him sooner. SMH.
@jellybite111 ай бұрын
@@lisabell3624 it happens to the best of us....staying a little longer than we should 🤷...what matters, at the end of the day, is that you left....and you're doing YOU now 🥂
@lisabell362411 ай бұрын
@@jellybite1 Thanks 😘I realized he did me a favor. Like someone once said "Sometimes people give you the gift of leaving"
@sunraye1 Жыл бұрын
Yes James.....that safe stays stacked!!! We hold it in because we love him and don't want to hurt his feelings...but when he starts disrespecting that love....its time to crack open the safe!!!!!!!!!!
@ProfNDKai Жыл бұрын
👀
@dezblackwell5648 Жыл бұрын
MEGA FACTS
@SweetBeeNatural Жыл бұрын
Sometimes I regret not saying all the brutal stuff I had in my head. He deserved to hear it tbh
@setsonneumbo8431 Жыл бұрын
I was driving today and the radio presenter referred to the both of them as the brothers from the UK😂 They talked about the podcast and I knew it was this specific one and this is all the way from Namibia
@suporiaa6826 Жыл бұрын
My ex husband who is adopted, said “you behave this way because you weren’t raised by a man”. I said “and neither of your parents wanted you” He then in the same conversation said “a woman can’t raise a man” referring to me raising our sons. I replied “what did your mom raise then?” I have so many more. 16 years of us going at it. He’s won at times too 😂
@laughingshaman1 Жыл бұрын
Damnnnnn
@KrispyKrunchee Жыл бұрын
Morbidly hilarious…💀
@thatonespnfan6640 Жыл бұрын
BAHAISJWNSOE STOP THATS SO FUNNY
@Chiyembekezo Жыл бұрын
Glad y’all let each other go. Yo that’s… yo. Smh. 🙌🏾
@ameyakale2739 Жыл бұрын
That’s some otherworldly sense of humour and understanding you two have holy shit if both of you can hit and take such shots and continue together, that’s like winning the lottery on a questionable?ticket?
@barrettkimberly753 Жыл бұрын
The very first one needed to be said. He needed that reality check 🥴😂.
@tharawadee5619 Жыл бұрын
Thing is if you stick with a gent while he has nothing, when he has what he wants he’ll drop you for someone else
@mariakhan7986 Жыл бұрын
Yh and it's a big issue cause it's one of the reason women nowadays don't wanna settle down or put their career on hold for a man.
@TimTheEnchanter0 Жыл бұрын
Yup, they are called ‘starter wives’ if they even get to the marriage stage. Never, NEVER build with a man.
@Gwyllgi Жыл бұрын
This was a HUGE problem for much of human history.
@ahmosenefertari6397 Жыл бұрын
I had one ex tell me: "you know I like ripped bodies, right?" ...mind you, I had a thin hourglass body. Then I turned him and said: "And I would like a intelligent, intellectual man. Clearly, we can't have all we want". Broke up not much later.
@JosieBean. Жыл бұрын
HE BODY SHAMED YOU AND YOU BROKE HIS HEART A WIN WIN SITUATION😂
@bobikmal9667 Жыл бұрын
This is why I don't share my secrets, insecurities, or fear with anyone. These bastards are gonna use it against me.
@UnseenWhispers420 Жыл бұрын
Soooooooo true. They wait until the time is right to throw it back into your face 😶
@TimTheEnchanter0 Жыл бұрын
Body language and attitude doesn’t lie though - plenty can be read in those
@bebeenderson7863 Жыл бұрын
We’re bastards now 😂😂😂
@JosieBean. Жыл бұрын
The same reason I don't trust nobody..
@rchen3 Жыл бұрын
I nearly spat my lunch out at the leg shake one 😂😂😂
@NiMiBrat Жыл бұрын
Bruhh!!! I literally yelled "Nooooo" 😂😂😂
@Nosferwaifu Жыл бұрын
I was almost able to watch through until I realized I was listening to 2 grown men equate a woman saying hurtful words to a man resorting to physical violence on a partner anddddd yeah no
@sincerelymaya Жыл бұрын
same.. cuz wtf 😭
@fionam7768 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, unsubscribed after that: sad, cos til today I thought they were golden 😢
@gintoki_sakata__ Жыл бұрын
@@fionam7768you're childish for that😂 There's a reason men don't say these things to each other. There'll be an altercation Lesbians have the highest domestic abuse cases. Cos y'all women say things that take y'all to a point of no return
@1JankroMan8 ай бұрын
Thats kinda how it starts tho. They (Fuhad & James) didnt condone it. They're just saying that for some men that's the Last Straw. Not every man is gonna take the L gracefully. 🤷🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️ Sometimes u have to be careful with what comes out of your mouth. Cuz the code amongst Men is, if u say something crazy to another man, u may very well end up in a bodybag being zipped up. Women have no 🙅🏽♂️🙅🏽♂️🙅🏽♂️regard for such a Code.
@Nosferwaifu8 ай бұрын
@@1JankroMan Thats... a load of bullshit. You dont abuse your partner for something they say. Thats called a crime. If you dont "take the L gracefully" and resort to violence, thats called you needing some self evaluating and therapy, let alone to be behind bars. What an emotional response, "ouchies you hurt my feelings with your words, Im gonna beat you"
@elizabethh5009 Жыл бұрын
That thing about us storing information to use in an argument later might have some truth to it. I've always been nice to exes as I like to keep it friendly, but the rare times a friend has betrayed me my mouth leads the way saying all sorts and I'm just there 😂
@TheHuntrees007 Жыл бұрын
We're not just saving it up. But the stuff you're insecure/vulnerable about you never FIX. So by the time the argument comes around those character flaws are usually the things We're mad about.
@MentalThingsIsScary Жыл бұрын
It's really unattractive when people don't do the inner work or at least attempt to do so
@Sigma2HisAlpha Жыл бұрын
These tweets were brutal. And I laughed the entire way through 🤣🤣🤣🤣 women, we are unmatched we are.
@airiescap82 Жыл бұрын
My last "bf" attempted to choke me because he made a rude false statement to be petty, sooo, I checkmated w/ a factual actual statement. I told him to never put his hands on me, so I hit him w/ a 4 piece & walked towards the living room crying in disbelief of what I just had to do. He kicked off his slippers so I couldn't hear him, ran, & pushed me from behind w/ such force it knocked me out of my sandals. I hit the floor & rolled over laughing hysterically, crying & snorting. He's like "crazy b!%@#". I'm like "Noooooooooooo, I just can't believe how much time I've wasted on a b!%@# who can't f#@% or eat 😺" (Imagine James energy can't even speak). I'd never previously nor will I ever allow someone to bring that kind of energy outta me!
@moniquebrown4485 Жыл бұрын
Not the physical altercation but what you said while laughing is hilarious!!!
@airiescap82 Жыл бұрын
@@moniquebrown4485 of course not…but it cracks me up when it crosses my mind🤣
@sweetreat30 Жыл бұрын
I had an ex bite me on the back of my shoulder and I cackled at him! Like who tf BITES someone besides preschoolers and dogs?!
@murasakinomorado7210 Жыл бұрын
@@sweetreat30 …Chris Brown
@mmapinkall Жыл бұрын
Em... he could have killed you. Too many ladies "pushed" exactly so, into their graves. Slippers off? He meant to do you grievous harm.
@lakiaray3982 Жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣Truth be told, when we say crazy shit it’s still the sanitized version
@tiffanyingram3444 Жыл бұрын
Sometimes but facts
@denisegill1549 Жыл бұрын
James is so RAW, he said spread his cheeks, shit and play 😂😂
@magnoliah6476 Жыл бұрын
For me it isn’t a note to keep but if you make me mad enough the honesty that leaves my mouth might make you cry
@brianalee2393 Жыл бұрын
Mans laughter is contagiousss 😂
@wastelandbaby1264 Жыл бұрын
when I found out my ex cheated on me I told him “oh don’t worry babe I’m not going to kill you - you’re not worth going to prison for” 😭
@JosieBean. Жыл бұрын
DAM😭
@lavonnewr Жыл бұрын
That first one, how is that talking about your kids? She's talking about you!
@happystoryfamily4830 Жыл бұрын
1:35 Woman do not fear god from a manchild. Beside this the jokes about casual abuse is wild, what hurts more is guys who are going to take them seriously.
@coachtracyeden Жыл бұрын
I’ve taken 💩 that made my legs shake more than you. Killed me 😂😂😂
@poeticbruja151 Жыл бұрын
And I for one can’t wait to use that line😂😂😂😂😂
@keylacmckemp1309 Жыл бұрын
And James looks like he would kill over that and the custody one too.
@cinnamonroll96 Жыл бұрын
The first was a truth slap of the realest type. 😂👏🏽
@angelglam3566 Жыл бұрын
The fact that they keep expressing how they think these words deserve violent responses
@ketorenmendoza7366 Жыл бұрын
no , that leg shaking line was mad wild, i couldn't hear that, I CANT BE BOTHERED
@cherryb5244 Жыл бұрын
I did the stair master at the gym today on speed 8 and I want to apologise to my ex because 2 minutes is actually a long time.
@AmbieLovina Жыл бұрын
😂
@tiffanyingram3444 Жыл бұрын
Omg it really is though lol
@naturalvibes9014 Жыл бұрын
🗣😂😂😂 you win! 🏆🏅
@Honey-rp6zx Жыл бұрын
My parents spent years coaching this trait out of me bc i had a bad mouth at a very young age. I would roast someone so bad they would leave crying. Im talking grown family members who would piss me off to the point that theyd make me lose it. Im better now in my early 20's but that trait i still there which is why im terrified of getting mad. Ill say something that someone cant forgive
@pyro1226 Жыл бұрын
"they just want to wake up and know the handshake" that's a BAR!
@doublecommenter5161 Жыл бұрын
To be fair... how many men REALLY have custody of their children.
@tiffanyingram3444 Жыл бұрын
They out there now but not as much as us
@ShayMiW Жыл бұрын
Told a guy I had been on & off with for years that i was moving away but refused to tell him where. When he asked Why, I told him because he doesn't deserve to know where I'm going. Mans jaw DROPPED 😂
@ayananosimilo954 Жыл бұрын
You’re a G for this one 😂🫶🏾🙌🏾🤝🏾
@TimTheEnchanter0 Жыл бұрын
The verbal pimp slap heard around the world. Gd 😬😂
@LadyBugPicnic12 Жыл бұрын
I once had a man who broke my heart so bad and I had never said a bad word to him. I left quietly and changed my number and address. He found me 7 months later and tried to hook me again. I said I’d meet him for a coffee and he stood me up. I kept it short and said two sentences that he never thought in a million years I would say to him. A patient empathetic woman has time to sharpen hurtful words like a pencil, hoping she will never have to use them.
@RebDeb64 Жыл бұрын
Sis what was the lines??
@melaninmoxiellc963 Жыл бұрын
What did you say to him?????
@sharon6981 Жыл бұрын
WE GOTTA KNOW
@michellefreeman9886 Жыл бұрын
The first one was honest and he needed to hear it.
@IptoBipto Жыл бұрын
One thing I think men don’t get very often is that if she’s saying something like that to you, it’s usually because you pushed a button that you really shouldn’t have, so she’s letting you know how it feels.
@fakeemochick Жыл бұрын
No one wants to be the come up girl because half the time the men leave them and get with someone they find hotter after they have more money.
@Kenzo411able Жыл бұрын
One tweet in and I have heartburn already 😅
@MaryMary-tf8gc Жыл бұрын
When I was young and at beginning of one of my relationship, I met my ex mother in law by the phone since she was living abroad… she said “Hi, nice to meet you” and immediately proceeded to tell me I had to have sex with his son because men needed it! (We were dating for like 2 months at the time and I was a still a virgin ) I was so upset at HIM for chatting about our intimate life with her, I snapped at him (with HER on the phone) and said: “ How is she gonna know what you need if she abandoned you and your two sisters when you were 16 and your youngest sister was months, MONTHS OLD! She moved to another country and never came back !!!! she should be glad an still a virgin and not trying to get myself pregnant and leave you with 3 kids like she did to your father ”. I felt bad afterwards for him (NOT HER) But I understood right there that she was gonna be involved in every aspect of our relationship so I ended it. I’m Latina so you know… we have that temper 😂😂 I was 18y/o living alone in Canada and he was 26y/o. And yes, I’ve always liked older men 😂
@kendriahudson4747 Жыл бұрын
He deserved that. And how odd of him to value the opinion of a dead beat absent mother.
@MaryMary-tf8gc Жыл бұрын
@@kendriahudson4747 TBH, I don’t think he expected that to happen, he was embarrassed even… but my guess is that he had always try to keep the connection with her and talk about most aspects of his life with her. It could’ve been an innocent comment like: “I’m lucky she’s still a virgin” (since his exwife cheated on him) or “we haven’t had sex yet” but she used it to get involved in something she shouldn’t. Regardless… I know I dodged a bullet with that whole family.
@kendriahudson4747 Жыл бұрын
@@MaryMary-tf8gc you did.
@dcarter455 Жыл бұрын
All these prove that women be on that psychological warfare when you cross us😂😂😂
@NARCO-vb3zi Жыл бұрын
To the young lads, best way to deal with disrespectful women is silence. Zero expression, words, and terminate all access. Do not engage. Trust me!!!
@bobikmal9667 Жыл бұрын
True, when you dont have reaction they will lose it.
@mvcesteves Жыл бұрын
It’s the same with toxic men. It’s not about gender. It’s about their upbringing. Just go no contact.
@rose-yeah Жыл бұрын
Or take accountability and check yourself.
@KG-tt3nl3 ай бұрын
@@rose-yeahI know you feel justified, but usually you aren't 😬
@ms.t3286 Жыл бұрын
The leg shake bit was too wild 😳😂😂😂💀
@angellicbeautyproducts9479 Жыл бұрын
"I'm so relieved I never have to have sex with again" I didn't mean it in a bad way and was surprised that he got mad🤦🏿♀️
@blankspace6799 Жыл бұрын
In what world would that not be bad?!?! 😭😭😭
@wonderwallace7706 Жыл бұрын
How else was he supposed to take that 😂
@getgot3461 Жыл бұрын
ma'am imma need you to get back here and answer how u meant it cuz ain't no waaay lmfaoooo
@Rae777 Жыл бұрын
I really think I need context to understand this one😂😂
@taraloker6045 Жыл бұрын
Giving you the creepy crawlies. 😂
@18raymondking Жыл бұрын
My personal go to is "now I see why God never answers your prayers"
@amybeelicious Жыл бұрын
💀💀 I couldn't hear that during an argument lmao. I'd stop dead in my tracks not knowing how to feel by that comment.
@Prosper927 Жыл бұрын
😳😳🙈
@elenam9435 Жыл бұрын
🙈🙉🙊
@heathertorres60557 ай бұрын
The way I just scared my sleeping toddler as I just hollared 😂😂😂 I'm dying!!
@scorpios_knw_best Жыл бұрын
I told my ex I wanted him to die slowly. When he said, "That's messed up, you actually want me to die." I made sure he understood what I meant and clarified, saying, "No, I don't just want you to die. I want you to die slowly". In the most monotone voice ever🤦🏽♀️ I swear, I was a different person back then😂😂
@kendriahudson4747 Жыл бұрын
My ex cheated on me then dumped me when I confronted him about it. He came back trying to get in my good graces. I told him I was disappointed he contacted me, because I was hoping he died so I can live in a world without his existence. He was so hurt and I still think of it and smile.
@user-ud1mr7dt6i9 ай бұрын
@@kendriahudson4747 👌🏾💯
@kesegomodibedi Жыл бұрын
“I could never hear that from the love of my life!”😂😂😂
@Alwaystired88 Жыл бұрын
It wasn’t what I said to him, it was that I laughed hysterically when he told me he wanted to become a psychologists. In my defense he told a few weeks before that he wanted to be a P.I. (Private investigator). Couple months later he decided he wanted to be in personal security as a body guard. He is 5’7”, 190lbs, and NOT in shape.
@merlion6613 Жыл бұрын
Those men must have wronged their women big time to be subjected to such brutal words. Hell has no fury like a woman scorned.
@KG-tt3nl3 ай бұрын
Or maybe they didn't
@Ew-de1uw Жыл бұрын
Worst thing I ever said to a guy? “Your Dad would be proud of you”. Mind you, his parents divorce was so bad that his Mom LITERALLY moved to another continent. Not proud, but don’t regret it either
@dieselexhausted Жыл бұрын
There's a line in a song that says, "they were right about you" and even though it was a 3rd person thing, I've always found that to be a savage line.
@ihekendukwe Жыл бұрын
James: Now I see why they all be laughing at you.... Jay Progress: Prooooooooooooove HER WRONG! 🤣🤣🤣
@elizabethnkhasi4157 Жыл бұрын
Best part of knocking off after a long day of work is seeing that you guys dropped 🎉🔥💃
@carmelcutie1991 Жыл бұрын
😂My ex ruined my birthday in January made me cry... Wanna know why? Because I didn't support him quitting his job to do house flipping. Literally told him to wait save money become more stable. But he got so mad and told me this is why I can't see us going anywhere you don't support me... I've supported him for 5 years. Barely dates, paying when we do go out. He dropped out of college with 4 classes left to graduate, he became a stripper, worked retail, worked selling insurance. Made good money wasted it traveling. Worked at a weed farm... But yea. It's been 8 months and I'm fine and in therapy.
@lillyess385 Жыл бұрын
She wasn't speaking about his kids. She was talking about his bullshit. Maybe he should grow up.
@lordpenguin1860 Жыл бұрын
"Im look forward to your last breath leaving your body." Putting that in the suicide note. She can apparently easily live with that.
@lindalemoni5428 Жыл бұрын
… doing what she wishes for will surly show her.
@Samritalang Жыл бұрын
I was in my senior year of highschool. Alot of us were really into anime and I was one of them. I really like this character and he had a certain type of mullet hairstyle and i used to post about him all the time in my ig stories. One day , the boy I knew who liked me came to school with that same exact hair cut and he kept sitting near my chair for no reason when he normally don't. That's when I realised he was trying to impress me. I asked him if he took inspiration from that Manga and he said yes . Then ,he asked " so what do you think " he said rubbing his head. And I'm not a person who likes to lie . I replied " don't ever get that haircut ever again " I didn't think twice before saying that 😭. After that , some days later he got a buzzcut . Now , it's been 3yrs he still has a buzzcut.
@KiraiBK Жыл бұрын
Damn. There’s a difference in not lying and delivering truth with tact. That wasn’t it 😬
@KrispyKrunchee Жыл бұрын
So in 3 yrs you couldn’t just go back and tell him you didn’t like the hair but you’re crazy about him…? 😟
@Samritalang Жыл бұрын
@@KrispyKrunchee Nah, I don't like him in any way and I know myself. I don't change my taste whether it's a person, food or style . What I don't like will stay that way .
@Klyvar.x Жыл бұрын
It is “verbal diarrhoea” the higher standard of girl you get with the more things she’s going to have in ammo to say to you if you’re lacking in any way she knows and she just loves you too much or is too insecure to leave you for something better
@ambereyes7998 Жыл бұрын
I always tell my partner, let us not argue, because if we do, I will make you cry. 😂
@emilygreene98842 ай бұрын
He recently lost his job and was belittling me for an hour so I finally told him “you’re crazy, I’d tell you to go to therapy to get diagnosed but you can’t even find a job to pay for it”
@xbabybitesxz Жыл бұрын
Been watching the channel everyday for a month now! Big fan all the way from Singapore! Fantastic job guys! 👍🏼😄❤️
@smokedawgggg Жыл бұрын
8:58 bro 😭 every time fuhad says “I could never hear that” 😭😭 I’m crying
@PotentPotable5 Жыл бұрын
“This is why yo grandmama dead”. You can’t beat a woman in an argument, you’ll tire while she’s just getting her second wind.
@mchbmp Жыл бұрын
struggle love is so overrated. what's wrong with wanting to be with someone who is not struggling? what's wrong with not wanting to struggle? i mean this for both genders. why waste your time struggling with someone, if the opportunity to have something as grand as love without the potential mental health issues and burnout that comes with a struggle love?
@Gintoki_Madao Жыл бұрын
Why not?
@thePanda_huma Жыл бұрын
These ladies responses are brutal but these 2 have me LMAO
@valgreensteel3898 Жыл бұрын
In that first one, she didn’t speak about the kids, she spoke about his inability to, hold himself together and, not become emotional.
@kesharabandara4652 Жыл бұрын
Hearing that a shit caused more shaking than you gotta be the most shittiest feeling
@haddingtoniangcp2464 Жыл бұрын
Ok so we have a house party and my brother in law's daughter's friend came. We were dancing and I thought I was halfway in and said "do you mind if I get your number from Hurai?" She coolly replied " yeah call me and waste your credit!"😂😂😂😂
@torimills1260 Жыл бұрын
when the third mandem started talking, i genuinly thought god was on the podcast
@Prosper927 Жыл бұрын
😹😹
@clueless204 Жыл бұрын
Not God 😂😂
@ALEEMINATI Жыл бұрын
Bill Gates billionaire divorced, Jeff Bezos billionaire divorced 1% don’t mean no complaints lol
@TimTheEnchanter0 Жыл бұрын
Gates was at Epsteins Island so his wife left him. Pedos don’t count
@junglekxngtalksanime Жыл бұрын
I swear this podcast got even more lit when Rem and Ellis got included more🤣🤣🤘🏾
@karen_3 Жыл бұрын
“I used to get nervous for wars” IM HOLLERING
@niomidavis6522 Жыл бұрын
I glanced at the title and clicked it thinking it said cutest thing said to a man…and the first one threw me for a loop! I was like wth who’s calling this cute and had to reread the caption 🤣
@Prosper927 Жыл бұрын
😹😹
@tih6317 Жыл бұрын
"Don't f with my dreams, that's all I have." ...Exactly.