Wonder Woman 1984 is a DISASTER and a WASTE of Time

[@nerdrotic]

Spoilers start at 06:41

[@greytroll1632]

I didn't watch and I won't. Thanks for the advice. I'd rather spend 2 and a half hours staring at a wall.

[@hoscat1395]

What! Ok I agree with 99 percent of your opinions but this was an Ok movie. It was not bad. I think how they managed to bring the villain into the series was a good take. You seem to be just hating on this film cause of the constant disappoint from other films. But this is the one time I will have to disagree

[@MrSuckeragi]

Horrible writing

[@hoscat1395]

Still giving u a thumbs up I always love ur work

[@j0hnab0i97]

Unfortunately i watched it last Saturday at a AMC theater:')

[@eranceMclarke]

The movie needs an After Credits scene where Random Handsome Man gets fired from his job due to going AWOL, gets dumped by his lover because he stopped being in contact and was seen galavanting with a beautiful woman, gets on the wanted list because he got caught in CCTV stealing a plane, and, finally, goes bankrupt after he uses all his savings trying to find out why he can't remember what happened in the past few weeks and why his life is suddenly in ruins.

[@jasonglebe3235]

Then he dons a red hood.

[@chenxiongxiong6778]

He was actually flirty flirty with horny WW at the end ahahahh

[@alejandrovillalba3143]

He should be the villain of the next movie. After all, how much idiotic could it get?

[@nont18411]

And that’s a Joker origin story

[@CancelHappiness]

@@chenxiongxiong6778 disgusting scene. She straight raped him

[@jaycagey]

My favorite comment I've seen so far: “I almost walked out of my own house!”

[@Wayoutthere]

Can't even do that, lockdown mfers. The ultimate HELL.

[@baohweeb6935]

@@Wayoutthere atleast i can do that in my country.

[@vista1456786]

That is extreme, the worst I have seen in a video game comment section is "I would rather chop off my own foot then play Last Of Us 2"

[@starshineraiser6729]

Damn, that is a good one.

[@GurlTalkkTV]

Yes!!!I saw that comment. And almost died with laughter. 😂 Definitely a top ten all time comment!

[@desertfox2000]

After multiple delays my wish was to finally see this movie. After seeing it, "I renounce my wish."

[@queenshay]

Nice play of words!

[@the-ish-1_21]

😂🤣😂👍🏻good one

[@DrunkenShellback]

Heyyyoooo!

[@queenshay]

@D Legionnaire You mean HBOMax lol

[@GurlTalkkTV]

Is wish renouncing legal? 😂

[@BennieWoodell]

I stopped at like eighteen minutes in. Once she and the little girl winked at each other in the mall, I threw up my hands and said I'm done knowing full well that it wasn't going to change course. It's sad because I think Gal Gadot is perfect for the role, I wanted to really like it.

[@wvanyar1801]

Finally saw WW84 and have mostly forgotten what the movie was about. I'm glade I did not spend $30 on my streaming service to see it. I'm glade I did not go see it at the local drive-in that was still open. I'm sorry that I paid Red Box $1.80 for this movie. The characters were shallow, rude, and stereo-types. Before we made it to the mall scene the girls knocking the bride out of the grooms hands and over the railing would never happen in 1984 in 2020/2021 yes but not 1984. It was like someone saw some pictures from 1984 and said I can write for that time period, but injected all the messed up, selfishness of 2020. So the film could have been helped, by cutting out about 30 to 45 minutes and putting in a 5 minute scene about how the god that lies, that created the wish stone, insured that all wishes were evil or selfish. My wife hated the movie and felt like the writer/director was trying to rewrite history. She would have walked away from it if we had not paid for it. She did say she was glade we did not spend more than the $1.80 on the movie. She went so far as to say that if I had bought the movie she would have thrown it out because it made her mad at how everyone was portrayed as being selfish and greedy. One of the things that made her made was even Wonder Woman was greedy as Steve had stolen the body of someone else and wonder Woman was OK with that.

[@supermanexpert6462]

LOVED THIS MOVIE... FORGET THE HATERS THEY CAN'T RELATE TO THE 80'S AT ALL. GREAT COLORS ... VERY DIFFERENT FROM THE FIRST ONE. LIKE FLYING DIANA AND INVISIBLE PLANE AND ALSO STEVE EXPLORING THIS FUTURE WORLD.

[@pretorious700]

Gal Gadot is a block of wood.

[@warrax111]

what was wrong with winking ? why winking was the moment, you stopped to watch it. Just curious.

[@coastlinekid]

" WW84 is so bad, people are walking out of their house..."

[@Nueamien]

Just walk out into the cold like "the road". Freezing to death would be more entertaining

[@shr00mhead]

@@Nueamien Do it then.

[@sirsyncalot9147]

😆😅🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@demoniac972]

LOL!

[@thomasfilmer9717]

Lmao!!!!!

[@Zathren]

Critical Drinker's review was spot on. And he was absolutely right, he called it months ago.

[@ooo_Kim_Chi_ooo]

Critical Drinker should have 10 Million subs. Fuck off film!

[@therogueprince3790]

Go away now.

[@mynock7744]

He was spot on!

[@bryanneideffer6368]

I’m pretty sure he just wanted to say Go AWAY NOW! All along!

[@chucksenhowzen9740]

He even said it at the end of his review: I FUCKING CALLED IT!!!

[@australianandrew128]

“I'm very depressed how in America you can be told "That's offensive" as though those two words constitute an argument.” _Christopher Hitchens

[@baohweeb6935]

Great line

[@MrHawger]

Yup. The only response should be "...And?".

[@michaelsuder3956]

Hitch was a genius. Can only imagine what he would say about everything that’s going on

[@1satisfiedmind]

As usual, the true villains are the writers

[@wvanyar1801]

I have to agree. I did a quick comparison between Wonder Woman and WW84. Directory: Patty Jenkins - both films Produced by: Charles Roven, Deborah Snyder, Zack Snyder. WW original has one more producer. WW84 had 3 additional producers Starring: Gal Gadot and Chris Pine. The main thing I noticed was Allan Heinberg was the Screenplay writer and the Story was by Zack Snyder, Allan Heinberg, and Jason Fuchs for Wonder Woman. The WW84 had three people doing the screenplay: Patty Jenkins, Geoff Johns, and Dave Callaham, and the Story was by Patty Jenkins and Geoff Johns. The possible problem here is that Patty Jenkins only had three written films under her belt two short films and a movie called Monster. And when you have a Director writing the story and the screen play, if they are not good it could be an issue.

[@wvanyar1801]

After listening to Nerdrotic, I started to remember a few things about this movie, it was the Quantum Leap reference. the movie felt like they took a bunch of scenes from various sources and said make sure these are in the movie. 1) The golden armor is from the - Kingdom Come comic 2) The under the truck scene - Indiana Jones 3) The trying on clothes - Wonder Woman (first movie) 4) Max on TV to the world - DC Comics (forgot the comic) makes the world forget he existed, so no one remembers he is villain. 5) Flying above the clouds - Superman - Christopher Reeves. 6) White House fight - any Jackie Chan movie where he is protecting an innocent during the fight. 7) Steve in someone else's body - Quantum Leap I'm sure there are others but the movie is very forgettable.

[@reagandow850]

Calling them “writers” is an insult to actual writers!!!

[@Ally.Cat.252]

And when maxwell wished to be the stone, why didn’t he turn into the stone lol

[@bagelbottness]

That’s what I thought was gonna happen

[@shamarstewart4964]

Or why didnt he ask for the power of the stone so he can grant his own wishes

[@Ally.Cat.252]

@@shamarstewart4964 he was using/tricking people into wishing for things that he wanted.

[@shamarstewart4964]

I get that but why go the extra step to trick someone than just granting your own wishes

[@Ally.Cat.252]

@@shamarstewart4964 plot, would make him to powerful. If I had 1 wish I would wish that I could do “anything” which would make me a god being able to do anything means ANYTHING! Like time travel time or make money appear or have superman powers etc.

[@LazerEyeX_X]

That poor guy didn't even consent to anything while diane was obviously sleeping with her dead boyfriend in HIS BODY

[@franmadaraki616]

Well to be fair it's one thing I could tell the guys " I was rape by a beautiful model because she believes that her dead boyfriend was in my body"

[@eduardochavacano]

its like Demi Moore and Whoopy Goldberg fucking in Ghost, it was only realistic in some 80s film.

[@valiantvideo9]

I bet he wouldn't have protested.. I mean.. would you?

[@stinameaner]

@@valiantvideo9 not the point 😂 plus not everyone finds her attractive lol

[@Zhello79]

@@valiantvideo9 well he didn't have a choice in the matter since it is Steve who is in the driver scene. Reminds me of the girl from Doom Patrol.

[@minx4683]

On top of the fact she told Bruce Wayne, "100 years ago I stepped away from man kind... Except in 1984... But other than that... I stepped away..."

[@Scarecrow2311]

Or even missing the continuity from the 1st film! She was NOT allowed to train until she was an adult! Remember she got in trouble as a teen for sneaking away with he aunt to train? Did the Director or writer even remember the 1st movie story ???

[@davidhughmiller]

@@Scarecrow2311 She didn’t write it I think so it doesn’t matter to her 😆

[@budgiecat9039]

and then Bruce woulda been like '..oh yeah I remember 1984 that was a crazy year didnt the planet almost get nuked and crazy godlike miracle things were happening like walls erecting in Egypt out of nowhere? And there were news reports of eyewitnesses of some scantily clad woman in the D.C. area stopping crimes with a magic golden lasso with superhuman strength? IAs well as rumors of her showing up in Egypt? mean I was a kid then like 13 years old or so but I remember because I WISHED MY DEAD PARENTS BACK WHICH WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE BUT THEN SOME VOICE TOLD ME NOT TO SO I RENOUNCED IT AND I...OMFG IT WAS YOU??"'

[@patnor7354]

That bit is pretty realistic. Women are like that. To them truth is whatever they feel right now...

[@michaelwilliamson8238]

@@Scarecrow2311 That was training to fight, as in her Warrior training. This was a race over obstacles. You saw her running and jumping as a child in the first film. Diana wasn't training in that opening scene. What's really frustrating about the critics of this film, is how much they misrepresent the movie. She did use a bow and arrow, too but that doesn't mean she'd received formal Warrior training of the sort Antiope commenced later.

[@paulpetroleum]

The fact that Wonder Woman learned to fly, in 1984, and can't in Justice League, or Batman vs Superman.... The fact all this catastrophy happened... And yet by the time of Batman vs Superman its all forgotten..... Even down to the fact that she isn't seen by anyone, she breaks the cameras in the mall...... I'm pretty sure that doesn't turn off the tapes...... The fact she EXPLAINS to Steve what fireworks are.... I'm pretty sure they've had them for about 200 years. Mess. Complete mess.

[@johnstrawb3521]

At least 800 years, actually.

[@machupikachu1085]

@@johnstrawb3521 IKR?? Fireworks were invented in Ancient China, and were one of the reasons The Silk Road was established with Ancient Rome. SMH

[@dennisdouglas5941]

Yeah smashing cameras would be pointless, it is already recorded!

[@chucksenhowzen9740]

If anything positive came out of 2020, it’s that Hollyweird should have a much lower budget for future films

[@xaxuelx7987]

NO... Hollywood should fall into the ocean and vanish from history! Total Disintegration would be a close consolation prize, however.

[@2Worlds_and_InBetween]

as long as the back catalogue stays, I've watched some brilliant films in the last few months, all 1960's

[@mflax4331]

Hollyweird may become another wild west ghost town soon. Many make-believes moved out already.

[@dumpygoodness4086]

MAXIMUM WAGE, now!

[@mikewhocheeseharry5292]

Netflix’s Original Movies and many will follow straight to home streaming. To keep movies in theaters, Hollywood will have to rely on iMax and 3D films.

[@folcane]

This movie was so bad that before the hour mark I walked out on it. Only to realize that I was at home and all I had to do was to turn off the TV.

[@Greybews]

I finished the whole movie in 3 days. Because i kept falling asleep

[@Greybews]

@me bravo alah wakbal

[@далекоотсюда]

@me bravo ...what?

[@froburt924]

I do that all the time when my team is losing on tv.

[@equinox95]

....you should've watched it on CinemaHD, it's free😉.

[@AlbertoFolres]

Patty Jenkins ain't a writer!

[@formallyknownasj.a.2074]

Just like Rian johnson isn’t a writer.

[@terrylandess6072]

She's not a fight choreographer either.

[@DMS-pq8]

@@formallyknownasj.a.2074 Rian Johnson is a toad

[@andrewcarlton6196]

@@formallyknownasj.a.2074 he is a writer and not bad at it. He is just not a good writer when it come to scifi

[@danielcantu4035]

@@andrewcarlton6196 I agree he did make knives out just stay away from Star Wars

[@videoinformer]

There have been news stories in which home intruders murder a family and then happily raid the fridge, joking with each other without conscience as they eat. That's exactly what Steve and Diana were doing as they joked about the guy who's existence was obliterated, callously critiquing various items in his apartment. It didn't make any sense. The means by which Steve returned should have horrified them both and been cause enough for Diana to take back her wish, and for the previously self-sacrificing Steve to demand she take it back. These frivolous, self-centered imposters were nothing like the Diana and Steve we knew from the first movie.

[@TedStryker71]

And barely a single recognizable 80’s song the entire movie.

[@stringer2295]

Holy shit, that’s so true lol

[@TedStryker71]

@@stringer2295 and confounding! Even during the breakdance scene!!!

[@TedStryker71]

@BxxDxx Hoodoo what scene jerk? 😉

[@stringer2295]

@@TedStryker71 exactly wtf lmao

[@Jray181818]

That’s why the first trailer is better than the movie

[@ctastrophe]

The only good thing about crappy Hollywood movies is watching Fandom Menace reactions bashing the films. Thank you Gary, very cool

[@Ughahaven]

Exactly... Just think how horribly he was treated... He got to sleep with a literal Goddess and didn't get to remember a thing of it.

[@Ughahaven]

@Zidfredo Flores And proud of it.

[@zechariahtlee]

Just like with Star Wars, these beloved franchises need a competent fan at the helm of these movies. Most of these writers and directors are butchering our favorite characters. Except James Wan. He made Aquaman cooler.

[@reesetwist2290]

Big Facts

[@Cahluvca]

💯

[@Sardious]

" beloved franchises" maybe we should like corporate boots less and realize that one good story does not even good stories forever after. One good story does not mean we have to pay them our time and attention and care forever after, especially when every story after the first main one is just a basic cash grab.

[@WasimulAkram]

James Wan saved a character who was almost ruined by Snyder. Although Aquaman was not flawless and masterpiece movie but it was a great fun movie to watch.

[@DELTABOY04]

the comics are just as dumb..what kind of shit are yall expecting

[@billthom19]

I agree. Bad script. Worthless. I wish I hadn't watched it. Bad.

[@slickrick1856]

I thought it was only me, seriously I stopped after 10 mins abs this was before I peeped a single review.

[@deniseperry5927]

Just a movie

[@Ally.Cat.252]

If the dream stone could make nuclear missiles etc appear and disappear out of no where, then why did Steve Trevor need to be brought back in another mans body?

[@philanderphillips2309]

Too much logic.

[@karlotty]

Writer's Kink I guess

[@johnculver6994]

LOL! Kristin Wigg is brilliant at playing Kristin Wigg!

[@spede1]

Yeah trying to decide if that was an insult to Wiig or not. LOL

[@Buford_T_Justice1]

Don’t forget that the Smithsonian keeps all of the planes on display fully fueled and ready for take off at a moment’s notice! They should have taken the Wright Brothers plane.

[@rudewalrus5636]

Not to mention no fighter plane has the range to fly from DC to Cairo w/o refueling.

[@THEAdmiralXizor]

Would have been hilarious!

[@hassmiloud4686]

@@rudewalrus5636 hey hey keep you’re logical thinking to your self. You never know when the people at the Smithsonian need fuel ready planes ready well besides the amount of law suits they would be liable for and the amount of Occupation and health and safety they breached. But hey it’s just one of the many stupidest things in this movie , like wonder women having sex with a person from ww1 being in a body of a completely different random person he possesses. I think that would be rape charges waiting to happen.

[@TheKeithterry]

I don't think the plane they took was on display. I thought it was parked behind the museum at the airport.

[@Obironnkenobi]

Stone: "Make a wall, no problem. Countless nuclear missiles and bases, easy. Bring back Steve, uh.... we need to highjack someone else's body."

[@sbrazenor2]

I watched it free and I still want a refund. 🤣

[@winterwitch77]

Me too!

[@madhurshinde4988]

How?

[@bradyrewell6130]

refund of my 2 hours 35

[@pauloa.7609]

@@madhurshinde4988 torrents are a thing. You could download the movie in 4k hdr10 in the same day it was released.

[@rossthebesiegebuilder3563]

They should've had Steve Trevor quantum leap into Danny DeVito and try to rekindle his relationship with Wonder Woman.

[@Willowy13]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Starfire's daughter got to Danny first.

[@johnnyskinwalker4095]

OK someone edit Devito in instead of that other dude

[@SweetandFullofGrace]

That would have made a decent comedy .. not worth 200mil but I think I could have gotten few laughs from that .

[@baohweeb6935]

@@Willowy13 lol

[@baohweeb6935]

@@SweetandFullofGrace agreed,it would be great.

[@tarn1135]

And Lucasfilm hired Patty for a Star Wars movie. Good to see Kathleen’s hiring skill hasn’t changed.

[@aserr5660]

I don't know what to think now. The first one was a fun film. The sequel was a mess.

[@darrenoleary5952]

makes me worried for how that film could turn out

[@thanakonpraepanich4284]

@@aserr5660 Someone from the first WW left the band? Who or what is missing that caused WW1984 to come out like this?

[@aztracker1]

@@thanakonpraepanich4284 looks like Patty had more influence on the writing. I still enjoyed it, but not as much as the first. Not a comic follower, but send to draw from when they took her powers away, to some extent.

[@Jray181818]

If Rogue Squadron is written by Jon and Dave, then, it’s in good hands. I doubt it is though.

[@Donmecca415]

They took over a random persons body! Are you f**king kidding me! This dude didn’t have anymore in his life looking for him?

[@drakon2019]

and he got raped by a greek model

[@Inframan-6767]

Probably went to Prison after helping Wonder Woman attack the White House.

[@wvanyar1801]

@@Inframan-6767, and steal a plane, travel to a foreign country without proper documentation, not show up to work for several days, ... And the kicker is that the hero Wonder Woman is OK with Steve stealing some9one else's body and possibly ruining the mans life.

[@FracturedO1]

"I don't know why Steve had to be in some guy." Phrasing, Gary, phrasing.

[@SouthBayLA1310]

Shut up

[@politicallycorrectredskin796]

He's from San Francisco. Not sure what you expect.

[@silversamurai1000]

lol

[@dr.adityaguptadentist1799]

Coz Steve is in form of spirit

[@ronniesnakehissiii9413]

Honestly I barely noticed she lost her powers. Then I saw the blood and was like "I guess she lost her powers??". She was still making planes invisible and doing other Wonder Womany stuff.

[@augustandjune]

Cheetah is an interesting villain in the comics and animated films. Why does the one in WW1984 look like a Dollar Tree ripoff?

[@weareorigin]

Save money, live better. use rip offs to make crap movie

[@Tom-yd1ur]

Chee DOH!

[@valiantvideo9]

Cheetah looks like that freakish supermodel picture that went viral.. the one where she is shirtless with no nipples and glued on facial hair 🤣🤣🤣

[@TedStryker71]

Her recent cartoon incarnations were drawn, animated, written and even VOICED better (God Bless Claudia Black) than the garbage Cheetah they gave us in WW84. 🤮

[@freddiemanuel6155]

LOL! Oh shit!

[@andreasgamperl9583]

Can you imagine, reversing the roles on the rape scene, all hell would break loose!! They would burn this film to the ground!

[@keelychow4569]

Faith raped Riley while in Buffy’s body.

[@krixpop]

@@keelychow4569 a millennium ago, lol today ? I don't know ...

[@johnstrawb3521]

@Andreas Gamperl Violence against men has always been normalized. Karen Straughn nailed it in her brilliant, 16 minute video "Feminism and the Disposable Male."

[@Gevalher-Prime]

Producer: "Don't you think that resurrecting Steve Trevor was a convoluted idea?" Pitcher: "It's super easy! Barely an inconvenience!"

[@baohweeb6935]

Dragon Ball Being like:....

[@justzeref97]

pitching is tight!

[@dieselayres3547]

Lol too funny but true that's probably how it was handled

[@kevingooley8510]

@@justzeref97 Yeah yeah yeah!

[@jeffescanto]

ive been waiting for the pitch meeting what is taking ryan george so long??

[@SonnyDlicious]

"Kristen wiig was absolutely brilliant, playing...Kristen wiig!" That actually made me laugh out loud and almost woke up my house 🤣

[@aarguitar64]

@Sammy D'Onofrio Same here lol

[@kimfrank2417]

That’s why I am seeing it for Kristin wiig

[@Inframan-6767]

I thought Kristen Wiig was playing Patience Phillips from Catwoman?

[@JelaneJ]

My husband and I completely agree. We wanted to like this movie, but it is flat out awful. Bloated, nonsensical, and a waste of time.

[@matthewharris8084]

Also love how all the evil people just decide to take their wish back. Like the guy in the desert, who was clearly in a battle for his life, he just decides to give up his advantage from his wish and die?

[@johnstrawb3521]

@Matthew Harris Yes. This is what happens when they've been massaging the director's 'script' for over a year and can't do anything with it. At this point, with a deadline looming, they just shrugged, said 'fukk it' and phoned the messenger service just to get it in and over with. With some projects, especially projects that were never thought through, you can't fix them. It appears the director had enough pull to write the 'script,' but didn't have the talent for it, made a mess, and it couldn't be fixed.

[@30m3]

Being able to see the green screen reflected in Wiig's glasses just highlights the lack of effort they put into this film.

[@Gusto4now]

They had 200 million dollars!!!!

[@tedbragg74]

Glasses have a UV coating that bends light to that weird green color, mine do it all the time. It also drives me nuts when shooting chromakey!

[@baohweeb6935]

@@Gusto4now and to have that thing to happen is very bad.

[@markjames8603]

@@tedbragg74 that's the non reflection coating on glasses!

[@g_aware_nerd]

@@tedbragg74 thx 4 the heads up

[@johnthomas2485]

They aren't even trying anymore. That many fools using the same word in reviews is blatantly obvious they were TOLD to use it.

[@quorrakai]

So happy it's a huge flop. I have no intention of seeing it. Hollywood is dead. Couldn't happen to a more deserving group.

[@forwhy8723]

Are you a failed actor? 😂

[@quorrakai]

@@forwhy8723 Um, no. Just a person with a thinking brain. Did I trigger you? Better go to your safe space sheep.

[@shr00mhead]

WHy not. It was pretty good. Everyone shitting on this movie is just a cynical asshole.

[@forwhy8723]

@@quorrakai i take that as a yes 😂

[@quorrakai]

Actually no, we just have quality taste in films . The low expectations for a decent movie is mind boggling. There's a reason they dumped it to streaming. Gotta feel bad for people who laugh at their own failed attempt at humor. ☺️

[@forrestthroughdatrees]

I didn’t realize Wiig’s character was even gonna be bad and when she showed up as evil it was just super random. Her motivations were suspect (typical female jealous).

[@kurth5597]

Diana is a righteous hero (do-gooder), so how does wishing to being like Diana make someone turn to evil?

[@darkaero]

@@kurth5597 Probably because at the time Wonder Woman was being selfish or something. Idk.

[@knowdaqueen177]

When she said “you’ve always had it easy” I was wondering how she made that assessment when she barely knew Diana in the first place.

[@THEAdmiralXizor]

@@kurth5597 it doesn't. The point was that having power doesn't automatically make you a hero either. Barbara had serious personal issues, including low self-confidence, and her added physical did nothing to help. It's the old adage "if you're not good enough WITHOUT them, there's no way you'll be good enough WITH them"...

[@THEAdmiralXizor]

She was not motivated by female jealousy... You missed it... it's a little deeper.

[@FOF275]

DC, and soon Marvel, need to learn that constantly picking writers and directors that don't make action movies will hurt them in the long run

[@LordDirus007]

It's them forcing Women into impossible situations. Women don't do Action. The ones that do are very rare and know when they are over their heads.

[@somebodiesnobodyshhhh]

@@LordDirus007 facts!!!

[@aluxelux9244]

Exactly!!!!

[@josefrootgum]

After 23 movies, I think Marvel Studios is going to be fine. Even their 'worst' one, Captain Marvel still made a billion. Imagine that.

[@richlor92]

@@LordDirus007 Gal Gadot in this movie looked like the worst action star ever. She was passable in the previous films i don’t know what happened.

[@neuromancer9k]

And yet some MSM outlets are celebrating this film as a "blockbuster, with great sales figures during a pandemic."

[@FullMetalB]

mAiNsTrEaM mEdIa hahahahahahahaha

[@RevanR]

I sailed seven seas to watch this movie and come this conclusion : that if this movie marketed as RomCom movie, people will be alright with this. But this is Super Hero movie, no "super hero" things in this movie, nothing is fress or original on this movie. I said save your time folks, (money can be earned but time not)

[@Comakino]

Interesting. Women complain for years about being pigeonholed and that there are not enough female directors and when you finally let one loose to do whatever with a superhero they make... a romcom.

[@Willowy13]

@@Comakino I am super fan of Peggy Carter. I am also salty to this day they wasted a show that could explain how SSR became SHIELD, how HYDRA infiltrated SHIELD and how Peggie Carter, a woman in the 50's or 60's, was a central part of it, to give us a season 2 with romance and girl power... after Peggy made peace with losing Steve. I can't!

[@mikavirtanen7029]

This current trend where legacy female characters are automatically given to women writers/directors just don't work. They don't usually get or give a shit about actual character, because projection and driving agendas without any subtlety is all that seems to matter.

[@clevelandbci9562]

"Too bad Thanos didn't snap in 1983." - My little girl

[@emdubyah7189]

LOL

[@chaobanh5003]

Lol

[@shaileshyannam1300]

LOL

[@mr.j410]

Lies

[@jeanlouis243]

Lmao

[@michaelmacleod6517]

"So, you have a wonder woman sequel for me?" "Yes sir I do..."

[@DrEnginerd1]

Wow

[@Hybris51129]

"I'm going to need you get all the way off my back about the potential rape of some guy that just so happened to be possessed."

[@adamroberts9962]

Good call!!

[@michaelmacleod6517]

@@Hybris51129 "Getting off the back about the potential rape of some guy that just so happens to be possessed is TIGHT!"

[@WayStedYou]

No ma'am I don't

[@johnb.2064]

This movie reminded me of the last “Star Wars” fiasco. Cram as many unfinished thoughts as possible into a shiny cynical box of garbage.

[@ahsansiddiqui4263]

And Why, why do unfinished thoughts get crammed in, cause of too much group cohesion within the creative gang. It's all that. If everyone within it knows they've got the backing from eachother, they're not really concerned with quality or work for that matter.

[@north3606]

Wait what, a DC movie was bad? That never happens 🙄

[@lifeline.6144]

they have such great characters but they suck at establishing them and executing😭

[@Kelexsis]

I prefer the new 52 dcau

[@Buckeye_4_Life_]

DC rules in the animated movie catagory though. To bad they can't make their live action movies like that.

[@mariemonte5848]

Dc and marvel irl movies are more trash then trash TV and its so sad. They both have great Charakters but damn the movies suxx

[@Kelexsis]

@@mariemonte5848 Fr tho idk some are missing a lot and aren’t that fun to watch like captain marvel, ant man and ant man and the wasp movies feel to forced to try to be funny, plus they had a rough start as-well like hulk, iron man 2, The two Thor movies,

[@djmattese]

It was magic!! When he hooked himself up to that machine and gave everyone in the world any wish they wanted, I prayed hard and than wished...15 minutes later the movie was OVER!! Magic!

[@machupikachu1085]

Underrated comment!!

[@newDefy]

This film isn't even worth "sailing the high seas" to watch. Thanks for saving my time!

[@shr00mhead]

Try thinking for yourself.

[@MatticusFinch1820]

@@shr00mhead Stop watching bad movies.

[@UsualMotives]

I watched for free and only lasted 15 mins, you are wise beyond your years.

[@CommodoreFan64]

I'd seriously rather watch the 1979 Captain America with Reb Brown on loop for a week then this garbage even once.

[@ViperChief117]

HBO Max saving me a lot of money this year on movies since I haven’t subscribed yet nor plan on watching this movie. XD

[@Boneman69997]

Sameeeeeeeeee

[@kekwayblaze3176]

You won't watch Dune either on HBO Max in 2021. You know out of "principle".

[@atranfanatic]

@@kekwayblaze3176 Nah. I will stick to the original Dune from the 80's.

[@kekwayblaze3176]

@@atranfanatic You do that and boycott every other movie in 2021 while you are at it that will be released to streaming services. Disney has a slate of Marvel movies which were supposed to be released in 2020 that will no doubt be released to Disney + so you will plenty to bitch about then.

[@atranfanatic]

@@kekwayblaze3176 I don't bitch about anything. I just don't watch them. lol

[@Pau_Pau9]

Message of this movie is "be careful what you wish for, it can be a big let down." Just like this year and this movie.

[@baohweeb6935]

Basically has a true message.

[@Algolxxxxxx]

Producer: _"someone find me a Chinese kid because we need Chinese audience."_

[@heavyhitter5538]

maxwell got the wrong kid but gone ahead out of humilation lol

[@THEAdmiralXizor]

He's NOT Chinese. Stop it, guys.

[@bjt81366]

Chinese? You clearly have never seen a Chinese child.

[@vladavram9209]

Studio: best we can do is indian. But that works too, right? Their demographic is huge too.

[@Algolxxxxxx]

@@vladavram9209 _"Besides, all them Asian folk look the same to us anyway."_

[@voutsider190]

" feminist icon created by a pervert" True 🤣

[@OldDood]

Wonder Woman could of EASILY defeated Cheetah. All she need was a Laser Pointer and then use her Lasso as a Ball Of Yarn.

[@Normal_Boii]

No, chicks dig the car

[@Nitrous-ej5zy]

Chuck out a hundo and it's over.....

[@Lasher325]

After the first half hour, I had to become "Stunning and Brave" to finish it.

[@robertramos7923]

My favorite part was learning about the armor of the greatest warrior. She stayed behind to fight a bunch of men to allow the rest of the Amazons to escape, and they gave all their armor to her to protect her in her final battle. If that was all the armor they had, no wonder why they were losing if they were fighting practically naked😂

[@nicolaiitchenko7610]

Apparently the best thing in Wonder Woman 1984 is the scene of her legs in the flowing white dress.

[@eddiebruv]

You forget to mention that they steal a museum exhibit (the jet) which they fly non-stop to Egypt! Obviously jets are prepped ready to go in all museums, in case of sudden need!🤷🏼‍♂️

[@Willowy13]

Isn't the engines of decomissioned jets removed before they are put in museums?

[@paulrose4735]

@@Willowy13 No, of course not, and they are almost always fully fuelled and maintainanced.

[@JimBob-vb8oz]

How big is this jet? Did it have enough fuel capacity to travel international?

[@916hayabusa]

And back again, also, where exactly do you land a jet and take off? can Diana keep it invisible, while she’s away from it? How can a jet fly so slowly and aren’t fireworks dangerous to jet engines? A small jet like that wouldn’t even make it to Egypt from America on 1 tank of fuel, with 1970’s technology.

[@jeffreyskoritowski4114]

@@Willowy13 It depends on where the museum acquires the aircraft from. If it's a recent aircraft donated by the U.S. D.O.D. then yes the engines, radar and avionics are removed. Aircraft donated/purchased from other countries or 3rd parties can be flown if they can pass an FAA inspection and are demilitarized. Btw, aircraft that are part of the Smithsonian's collection are preserved not restored which means they can't fly again.

[@SheldonAdama17]

I’d call this movie a dumpster fire but that would be an insult to dumpster fires.

[@Ukaran]

Wow, you're so cool and edgy!

[@jw1967]

anyway

[@curtislegall8324]

Lol. Dumpster fires do serve a purpose in helping people stay warm.

[@godspeed692]

Oh shutup. You're not funny.

[@jacobw446]

"lets resurrect Steve Tevors, her love interest... in her mind"... Yep, a chick flick.

[@piscesmikey]

I wonder if it would have had the same outcome if Trevor came back in the body of say... Sheldon Cooper or Leonard Hoffsteder?

[@kristalvibes774]

Apparently Patty Jenkins thought this was a masterpiece and wouldn’t change anything. These people are nuts and will keep going woke and broke.

[@TheN1ghtwalker]

Jenkins is just a puppet. It's obvious that the real director of the movie is Geoff Johns.

[@Willowy13]

She is taking a page of the dudette that directed BOP. That is why I respect James Wann. He took responsability for any mistake Aquaman may have had (none in my book).

[@danielcantu4035]

And the horror of her getting a Star Wars film

[@k13kk]

@@danielcantu4035 , everything is woke in star wars for 5 years now. I don't see a problem with her getting a movie. It's on par for the course!

[@SweetandFullofGrace]

You hit nail in the head, Patty refused to edit things in the movie and this is her "vision" and like you said masterpiece. Now everybody think that for a moment. She didnt like WW1 that much but this is "masterpiece" in her mind... I am just going to say it .. "hack", even JJ fooled people with Alias and Lost until people started to realize what he was all about.

[@jtorres5381]

Did I watch it? No Am I surprised? No Give it a chance? No

[@johnfogarty91]

Dont waste your time. It is absolute trash

[@Darkness-ie2yl]

its not that bad 😂 its cheesy with a bad plot, bad acting from gal and chris, bad fight choreography and not nearly enough wonder-womaning. but somehow its still interesting.

[@TheMcKayFiles]

One of the highlights of 2020: The movie industry keeps losing revenue.

[@BirdsElopeWithTheSun09]

I'm just worried about smaller studios like A24, who don't have as much money as someone like Disney.

[@tylerschafer319]

Don’t worry. Biden will bail them out...

[@MusicStudent1]

Another thing - is the bad guy supposed to be Trump? Wow, really?

[@thanakonpraepanich4284]

@@MusicStudent1 The Trump joke has worn out since 2018, why do they keep using this gag? Trump bashing in 2020 make you look like a wash-up comedian more than anything.

[@that_one_av57]

I don't mind Disney losing luster, but I don't exactly like smaller industries losing value as, you know, some of them make up for most of our quality entertainment and all that jazz.

[@fr0ck360]

I’m calling it, the invisible technique won’t be used by her forever. They’ll forget that shit and move on in future arcs

[@uhoh6706]

Well considering how it wasn’t used in Justice League and that was when the world was at stake, I doubt any future writers would use it either.

[@Thynqikan]

I hope she uses it on Wonder Woman 1984.

[@THEremiXFACTOR]

I don't pay any attention to film reviews anymore. I used to read through loads of reviews for most cinema releases. That was back when critics were honestly interested in the quality of the writing, direction, performances and so on.

[@Roe777]

Cheetah was more like Cougar, that lady looked so old lol

[@johnnyskinwalker4095]

I don't know what she was, they did not even bother giving her a genuine mask, he face was bascially a little make up and false teeth! Not to mention cheetahs are orange, not white.

[@I_Don_t_want_a_handle]

@@johnnyskinwalker4095 Yeah, but making her orange would have been racist to oompa loompas, or something.

[@heythere3780]

I was so excited to watch this and was instantly let down.

[@LolliPop2000]

Starring Kirsten Wiig as... Kirsten Wiig. From classic SNL: "Steven King IS ... Steven King. In Steven King's Steven King."

[@remc0s]

Stephen. Change it!

[@poppaluv]

Who is steven king?

[@andrewcurlutu6422]

As I have noted elsewhere, putting one of the people who ruined Ghostbusters 2016 in this movie did them no favors. The only way they could have done worse is have Paul Feig direct.

[@Nitrous-ej5zy]

Bwahahahha, right!!! Edit: moments later... Still chuckling..... I'm dead

[@Nitrous-ej5zy]

That's as good as mad t.v. rendition on walker texas ranger v.s. jimmie walker v.s. lady in a walker v.s. luke skywalker......

[@emancoy]

It's just sad that the first movie that was so good, then fall for the bad sequel curse

[@ckosturik]

It's happened with so many other movies, also. The first one was great, the sequel tried too hard and didn't live up to the original

[@ncexnyc4466]

Hmmm, the first one was ok, but "so good" is a stretch.

[@hondu7]

And now a fast track to third.

[@henrythoreau3681]

"And we have to remember that Wonder Woman is the feminist icon that was created by a pervert."... Got damn, that truth thing hurts.

[@noone8418]

He and his wife were getting it on with a college girl. He was a genius.

[@iloathepeoplewhorestilltal2774]

@MONSTA X MONBEBE he’s joking.... I’m sure of it

[@fellowcitizen]

Feminism and perversion are not mutually exclusive, however

[@henrythoreau3681]

@@fellowcitizen Save the Hoes, eat a baby?

[@budgiecat9039]

that yesteryear feminist is not the same as todays feminists though and everyone is a pervert they just dont admit it (yes women too) lets make that point clear lol

[@dulalali557]

Highly disappointed especially after fantastic Wonder Woman 1st part.

[@Inframan-6767]

They weren't able to copy Captain America-The First Avenger this time. This time they were on their own and they had to come up with something, themselves.

[@fcmarok2138]

@@Inframan-6767 Nah they didn't copy the whole movie

[@ConGamePro]

It could have been the Empire Strikes Back of Wonder Woman movies, and they botched EVERY SINGLE ASPECT.

[@sdad6378]

Next up...Girl Thor. 😅

[@sillypuppy5940]

Please no

[@TheN1ghtwalker]

Oh boy... Don't remind me

[@drakon2019]

the comics were actually decent but i dont wanna see a movie

[@whymho]

I renounce my wish: I do not want to see this movie

[@DEMediaDrive]

😂😂

[@Cahluvca]

😂😂😂

[@timberry4709]

00:40 - - "Yes I'm going to spoil it!" It's hard to spoil spoiled milk.

[@thebaconwhisperer14]

Patty Jenkins blaming everyone but herself for it... I just want to know if there were 30 scripts like she said , how the hell could the other 29 have been worse than the pile of shit she delivered.

[@deovision]

"... she said there's not enough Chris Pine without his shirt on!" Briiliant! LOL

[@kentlindal5422]

Not enough Pedro with his mask ON either.

[@mflax4331]

@@kentlindal5422 He should have used that helmet!

[@Jevgein]

Every "bought" critic: this movie ... is hopeful Me: The f* is that supposed to mean?

[@FlashyVic]

They 'hope' that Warner Brothers will pay them this handsomely again the next time they release a whopping great turd of a movie on an undeserving public.

[@bactareality]

It only makes sense to the useful idiots who don’t believe in fixed definitions of words.

[@LG-gn9cx]

Hopeful that WW3 will be good. Though I don't have much hope. DCEU is going down the tubes. Maybe The Batman will turn it around?

[@LG-gn9cx]

@MONSTA X MONBEBE So was I. WW84 is such a let down.

[@PaolaRL]

I expected it to be bad, but I could never imagine anything like this

[@jamespaz4333]

Yes, I have one wish: I only wish that this movie never existed.

[@deniseperry5927]

Just a movie

[@docsamson198]

Amazingly, this movie featured an invisible plane and an invisible plot.

[@complexzay5935]

Bruh-

[@blkindians7974]

lol

[@insane_troll]

One weird thing in this film is they turn up in the Whitehouse, have a fight with the secret service, then just walk out of there. How do they not get arrested?

[@woodwyrm]

'tis a mystery!

[@aquarius5719]

That is because the swamp is behind

[@tapedamage7920]

BRUCE: When I was a Child I had a dream, a dream I never forgot...It was the last time I was ever Truly happy. I remember sitting in front of the television and being prompted to make a wish. I wished, I wished they were right there sitting next to me in that big empty home. I closed my eyes and I spoke at a Whisper, "I want to have my parents back." Seemingly as soon as I was done I felt a warmth to my right and my left. I quickly opened my eyes and like a miracle there they were looking down at me with their loving eyes. When I awoke there was only darkness...That was the last time I remember truly being happy. DIANA: Yeah crazy dream

[@reyponce2210]

Yes, shills have been exposed. One reviewer i trusted loved this film. He's supposed to be a huge Wonder Woman fan. So am i and i love Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman, but i think this movie betrays her character.

[@nick6var]

This is how they plan to stop criminals without police or guns: hope.

[@darkmistico]

i was HOPING this movie not to suck ass from a straw

[@quincylee2276]

The movie should have been called Hoperwoman:19Hoper4

[@nguyenhaidung8833]

The movie is actually very deep: Taking a shortcut and cheating will never be successful, hence Barbara lost because she is a cheetah.

[@Gevalher-Prime]

I've got it... Cheetah... Cheater.

[@widdershins5383]

No...it’s not that deep. They explain that in plain term at the very beginning. If it was deep it would have led you to that conclusion without babying you to it.

[@arcticfox6808]

I thought the movie had a good story, but the final act went off the rails. Would have preferred a massive fight between WW and Cheetah to prevent Lord from ever going on the air.

[@lostsignal4359]

Get out 🤦🤦🤦

[@tyrroo]

As the great Zazu once said (before being pounced), "Cheetahs never prosper!"

[@raedwulf61]

It was stupid from the first minute to the last.

[@robertfitzgerald3118]

Yep...

[@Mark_Knight]

The opening scene with the Child Wonderwoman was fantastic......said no one ever. Just awful as you said.

[@DerezzedMan]

First minute? The whole Amazonian sequence was great!

[@DerezzedMan]

@@Mark_Knight awful?

[@normalprofile5553]

The race scene was probably my favorite part of the movie.

[@JeanLucCaptain]

because of course, they didn't keep the people from the first movie.

[@S4ns]

What's hilarious about this is: In Man of Steel, Superman snaps Zod's neck, something that is almost universally agreed upon as something Superman would never do. Now, in the comics, Wonder Woman snaps Maxwell Lord's neck, but in the movie, just makes him feels bad and regret his actions. Oh, the irony.

[@countfalconer]

This is an embarrassing failure for WB.

[@TheMyrmo]

"Not enough Chris Pine withOUT his shirt on." That's... BRUTAL.

[@legoverse1412]

As a male person (disclosing age is for losers), I will say there is not a person alive who is not asexual who would disagree

[@mflax4331]

@@legoverse1412 We males just like goodlooking persons. (We'll never like something like "I'm not Starfire".) Every male that claims he likes something dumb and fat, is a fake closet SJW who just wants to get laid - by ladies that never want to get laid anyway (and they look it).

[@andrewcarlton6196]

That is most likely why the first film did so well. Wonder Woman was a great supporting character in the first movie that is why it works.

[@stevelegg22]

Fully prepped, powered, and fueled up jet sitting on the front steps of the Smithsonian. Nope. No plot hole here to be found. Move along.

[@kerravon4159]

I know superhero movies traditionally dont make a lot of sense, but WW84 takes it to a new level and practically redefines the dictionary definitions of "stupid" and "nonsensical". Nothing matters, there are no stakes or logic, anything can happen at any time. Very boring.

[@mikewhocheeseharry5292]

@Nolberto Cales - it makes no sense WonderWoman can make it invisible by touching it and they can fly through fireworks without damage. Then why didn’t she make her armor invisible and be invincible?

[@peterokulski9005]

What I really need to know is, how did the guy who wished for a coffee give up his wish? i assume he drank it and digested it. Nothing to give up.

[@Porphyrogenitus1]

> Average guest star in _Hart to Hart_ Wow, there's a callback to the '80s many people won't catch.

[@JoeVL99]

Awesome callback to Hart to Hart!

[@tyrroo]

Not only did I catch it, I know that it's spelled "Hart to Hart"

[@FlashyVic]

I know, and when they do get it, it's moidah!

[@Porphyrogenitus1]

@@tyrroo You get a medal for "Pedant of the Week" with two oak-leaf clusters!

[@tyrroo]

@@Porphyrogenitus1 LOL, yer jest mad cuz yoo cain't spel no gud

[@ArcherVB]

Wow, I thought the news networks were the only organizations that were sharing talking points, it's absolutely unbelievable to see the reviewers clearly sharing the same "hope"ful bulls*t review comments. People, we can no longer trust the media of any kind.

[@johnstrawb3521]

True, that. You can trust individual writers, commentators, and analysts--anyone willing to see their favored pov contradicted by evidence and not hide from that.

[@berensteinwolf4039]

"Sometimes when you try to woke, the woke is on you." -Nerdrotic

[@DuaneL1961]

I'm not saying its bad but I watched it on my flight and I still walked out...

[@tyrroo]

RIP, bro

[@baohweeb6935]

Rip.

[@samuelnason8585]

you forgot to mention Lynda Carter at the end, i thought it was the best scene to have her show up, , she is still as beautiful as ever.

[@Inframan-6767]

Wish she'd been in more of the movie.

[@wvanyar1801]

That was the best scene and the only scene I remember from the movie. My wife even commented that Lynda Carter still looks good at almost 70 years old.

[@TwoMonkeysInATrenchcoat]

They decided to take the clip of gal gadot singing “imagine”, and turn it into a movie

[@keelychow4569]

I hope Captain Marvel 2 is nothing more than a long Nissan commercial.