I really wanted a Budapest movie with Black Widow and Hawkeye. They had such great on screen chemistry. We really got robbed.
@shieldgenerator73 жыл бұрын
im disappointed too
@SDUBNation3 жыл бұрын
“WE” didn’t get robbed. You did. If you want a black widow and Hawkeye Budapest movie MAKE IT
@asdewasdw3 жыл бұрын
@@SDUBNation that's not how that works
@revalution19653 жыл бұрын
@@SDUBNation yes cause Disney clearly doesn’t care about copyright at all 😂
@bighands692 жыл бұрын
@@SDUBNation So you are saying you liked the movie then?
@rustusandroid3 жыл бұрын
He wasn't the 'stunt double' for Taskmaster... he WAS Taskmaster!
@AlphaCentauri243 жыл бұрын
Oh yes! So the lady got full credit only for showing her made up half burnt face for sometime. Hollywood is a woke joke!
@ratkeller96083 жыл бұрын
true she was his face double.
@theriddler4973 жыл бұрын
It's hilarious that taskmaster was played by a man except when the mask comes off
@thejediriffster39823 жыл бұрын
And yet, I bet she demanded equal pay. Lol.
@Anothabadpun3 жыл бұрын
@@thejediriffster3982 :/
@jonate793 жыл бұрын
Wait What??
@samhainnc94163 жыл бұрын
That was changed in the script long into production. It was going to be Tony Masters. But they later put it as the daughter. not sure if it was because they didn't want Black Widow to have killed a child or someone just wanted to change it.
@tentimetex3 жыл бұрын
Think about it: your brain is seeing male body language, male demeanor the whole time, and then in the end youre seeing a woman. It is literally reprogramming your brain to not make a difference anymore between gender markers. Pure neo-feminist propaganda and social engineering.
@dekaritheprofessor26313 жыл бұрын
Black Widow survived more falls in this movie then she did in Endgame.
@Ikesaint3 жыл бұрын
😂🤣
@hermitcard44943 жыл бұрын
Ouch! You ended that woman's career!
@jayyy16773 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@KingSquirtle9993 жыл бұрын
Yikes
@erollf19723 жыл бұрын
Lol
@theanimeslayer39993 жыл бұрын
Disney are going to milk this franchise just like Star Wars until people seen through the veneer of the Marvel label. Of course the 'supposed' terrible writers and directors wont be held to account because its the audiences fault you dont like it!
@LKaramazov3 жыл бұрын
Yes, they haven’t made a good movie since gaurdians 1 or antman.
@tool41323 жыл бұрын
When it comes to Marvel writers and execs... I sacrifice.
@achaudhari1013 жыл бұрын
Isn’t that what you do with a big franchise? Debatable on it being terrible though.
@MicahMicahel3 жыл бұрын
all they have to do is read the old comics and pick a story... it's so easy but they won't do that.
@TheGava43 жыл бұрын
@@LKaramazov you haven't seen "The Winter soldier" then?
@Gainn3 жыл бұрын
A Black Widow movie would have been nice. Shame we didn't get one.
@mightyraptor013 жыл бұрын
That DOSNEY for yeah ! And yes I spelled Disney, DOSNEY because how kid dumb friendly they try to be yet piss on franchises they didn't invent.
@ghostflame92113 жыл бұрын
yeah we really didnt get a black widow movie. we got a florence pugh movie. a character so central to the story yet at the same time so unimportant that i dont even remember her character's name.
@Launchpad053 жыл бұрын
@King Slayer God damn it.
@Launchpad053 жыл бұрын
'Black Widow' is a move that will NEVER be on my Blu Ray shelf, or on my hard drive.
@achaudhari1013 жыл бұрын
@Mightyraptor Colby I think your brain cells are kid friendly. You need to fix that man, that’s not good.
@miketeeveedub57793 жыл бұрын
Marvel Review: Ant-man 2: guest in his own movie Loki: guest in his own own TV show Black Widow: guest in her own movie Thor: "Hmmm...I wonder what's going to happen in his/her next movie..." 🙄
@Eidolon1andOnly3 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure the plan for the next Thor movie is to have a female Thor, so yeah, he'll likely be a guest in a Thor movie or even not be in it at all.
@DazraelArianos3 жыл бұрын
Probably just a cameo to tell the women how much better they are than him.
@emberpowertcg76923 жыл бұрын
hmmm HMMM me thinks he will be a guest...
@jonsolo323 жыл бұрын
And yet. The masses will come to pay for all this garbage.
@jamiemcaloon55483 жыл бұрын
@@jonsolo32 🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️
@jeobaa19733 жыл бұрын
Remember when you were a little kid playing GI Joe, Transformers, super heroes or something and a parent decided to squat down and join you but it was strange and not fun at all because they had no idea how to relate and tried way too hard to turn your imaginary scene into a morality lesson? That's how Marvel feels now.
@606danco3 жыл бұрын
No i dont remember that what i do remember is alot of hot and heavy plates of steel and alot of blisters
@MiguelGutierrez-vs9zu3 жыл бұрын
LOL, that's an accurate comparison. It's sad to see the biggest franchise tearing itself apart in slow motion.
@Joe-rx7ht3 жыл бұрын
G.I.Joe went down hill when they started putting neon colors on everything. This is how the M she U feels now.
@Wildjason8883 жыл бұрын
😆🤣👍... My parents were happy to leave us alone with our Atari 2600, g.i. Joe and Transformers..
@dimitriwarchief3012 жыл бұрын
Yikes feel bad for you my parents didn’t do that they ignored me most the time
@davids10513 жыл бұрын
im honestly surprised that taskmaster wasn't that freckled girl
@ahmataevo3 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised they didn't make her black, but then I remembered they wanted to sell this in china.
@shawncarter71883 жыл бұрын
@@ahmataevo perfect comment there
@divin3nightmar3393 жыл бұрын
@@ahmataevo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@achilleonv3 жыл бұрын
The one that ruined Solo and Falcon?
@ericcartman73613 жыл бұрын
I would’ve lmao if that was the twist
@shadowking97393 жыл бұрын
"Having Nick Fury lose his eye to a puddy tat" That's a good one. Honestly, that's one of the worst decisions that they made.
@orlock203 жыл бұрын
That cat ate a whole squad of soldiers in one bite.
@DRTYFN3 жыл бұрын
Recasting a canon white character as black just to be woke is an even worse decision.
@philanderphillips23093 жыл бұрын
@@DRTYFN Agreed. They think they're so clever....
@shadowking97393 жыл бұрын
@@DRTYFN That's a good point
@samohtyesop35372 жыл бұрын
A FARREN...
@AfterSkool3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for watching these movies so I don't have to.
@robertogomez29323 жыл бұрын
Hear hear
@Celesteparadise3 жыл бұрын
👌 No KIDDING. 🤓!
@brosa12123 жыл бұрын
Same
@spacedinosaur87333 жыл бұрын
@@CrypticCocktails So your saying Princess Principal, Gunslinger Girl or maybe even Cyborg 009 make a better Black Widow movie that Disney/Marvel did?
@Verdadeiro3 жыл бұрын
Hello, I am a nostalgia critic...
@lancebaylis31693 жыл бұрын
Note to Kevin Feige: at this point, it would be a bigger subversion of expections to actually have a male character played by a male actor and not be gender-swapped.
@anubusx3 жыл бұрын
If only!!!!
@adamlord35503 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Thing is, I don't mind if they wanna have some characters female. A female taskmaster would work, if done right. However, when you're just swapping genders to be politically correct, it's just a massive eye roller.
@jrb91913 жыл бұрын
I can tell you didn't watch the movie and have no clue what the story was and live in your echo chamber
@haychlc3 жыл бұрын
@@jrb9191 well I did and as a fan of the rubicon trigger comics , I hated tf that they gender swapped taskmaster . He was a fan favourite antagonist of mine . What’s worse is , I literally guessed they would genderswap tony masters into a female because of their woke agenda .
@wake-upamerica65683 жыл бұрын
So true.
@DG-mk7kd3 жыл бұрын
The 5 minute interrogation scene at the beginning of The Avengers was a better Black Widow movie.
@TheMaleRei3 жыл бұрын
Excepting her escape, which was potato at best - with obvious 'non-hits' that were 'hidden' by obvious camera angles designed to hide the horrible non-hits.
@CaptDingDong3 жыл бұрын
So who directed the action scenes in this movie? Based on most other women-directed films, I suspect it wasn't a female.
@Indians-dl3to3 жыл бұрын
Now that she has gone woke, am I the only one who liked that slap she she received during interrogated.
@steel.97143 жыл бұрын
@@CaptDingDong Good'ol Joss Whedon lol
@AJ-vz9oi3 жыл бұрын
Abosolute FACTS 👏🏾👏🏾
@spacedinosaur87333 жыл бұрын
"I also don't get the praise for "subverting expectations", why it is assumed to be inherently good. If I bite into a cherry pie and get a mouthful of gravel and shaving cream, it certainly subverts my expectations, but that doesn't mean I am pleased." ~ MyMagnificentOctopus
@ExeErdna3 жыл бұрын
It's why when M Knight movies drop everybody wanted to do "The Twist" NOT all movies need a damn twist. Especially the same damn one.
@ikept_the_jethryk24213 жыл бұрын
Also, their next tactic is to claim that it was always this way. “They’ll never expect Chewbacca to be a lesbian” “Hey bigots, Wookiees were always lesbians in the original movies”
@scottmusser8813 жыл бұрын
Yep...that’s the same reason they had Arya kill the Night King in GoT. I have yet to see an example in film where subverting expectations actually leads to good storytelling.
@dinosaurwoman3 жыл бұрын
From one dinosaur to another, thank you.
@spacedinosaur87333 жыл бұрын
@@scottmusser881 I've seen great movies where they've successfully subverted themes or tropes. But they've never subverted my expectations that I wanted to watch a good movie.
@LordHollow3 жыл бұрын
They did everything they could to not have one competent male in the movie. That's a dead giveaway that the people involved had an agenda they needed pushed. Worst movie to me, for the sole reason they butchered Taskmaster and I never saw Captain Marvel.
@DiamondDead3 жыл бұрын
Captain Marvel is equally bad as Black Widow
@sciencetypeperson24013 жыл бұрын
This. I've said for ~4 years going that Hollywood only makes two kinds of Male characters now: cartoonishly stupid or irredeemably evil. Well this movie basically had only two main male characters, and whaddya know one is cartoonishly stupid, and the other is irredeemably evil.
@blacklivesorblackvotes29852 жыл бұрын
@@DiamondDead nah Black Widow is worse. Captain Marvel has been shit since 2012. No one had any hope for her, but Black Widow was an actual beloved character, and they eviscerated her not even 1 hour in her own film.
@LoneWolf-gz9mr3 жыл бұрын
At this point, the only way the MCU could "subvert expectations" of audiences, would be, for them to actually stay true to the older source material.
@johncook93922 жыл бұрын
GOG 3 has to be REALLY good, or MCU is more or less dead to me!
@philipgrimah66143 жыл бұрын
a movie with hawkeye and black widow fighting taskmaster in budapest would've been a thousand times better.
@dannypalin95833 жыл бұрын
Black Widow has no power, yet falls from great heights, gets punched and involved in car crashes and comes out unharmed. She's got the durability of the Incredible Hulk's underpants.
@beowulfsrevenge43693 жыл бұрын
Only the crotch/waist area of hulk pants. The rest will disintegrate from a stiff breeze.
@GlobeWarmer3 жыл бұрын
Yep, even the kitchenmaster had cuts and was bloody at the end even with a full-faced helmet on. Black widow only had a bead of blood from her self inflicted broken nose. Lol
@Gotblade3 жыл бұрын
They made sure she never fell closer than one foot short of the fall that kills her.
@Gotblade3 жыл бұрын
@@yungpep "Peanut butter Fawcon!" 👍
@Daniel145D3 жыл бұрын
John campea went off yesterday about how the falls were realistic
@andrewhall1563 жыл бұрын
What they did to Taskmaster was criminal. I would be less annoyed at a straight-up gender swap over that weak-ass reveal.
@icowrich3 жыл бұрын
Taskmaster was dumb, but not because of the gender swap.
@andrewhall1563 жыл бұрын
@@icowrich It was more the reveal of who the Taskmaster was. Not necessarily the gender of her.
@glennthehelper45243 жыл бұрын
@@andrewhall156 I had a problem with them changing taskmaster to a woman. Like imagine them changing black panther to a white guy. The entire world would have a meltdown. But if you change a while male character into something else no one really bats an eye. You're telling if they changed Peter Parker Spiderman into a female or something different you wouldn't have an issue? Literally changing the characters that have had the same way same race and same sex for decades and just spitting on the creators of the character. Stan Lee and Jack Kirby are both being disrespected because Marvel wants to be more woke and no one sees how disrespectful it is to the orginal Creators of their characters to completely change them especially without their consent. They are dead leave their characters alone they made them how they wanted and they have been that way for decades.
@JimboPro3 жыл бұрын
THEY RUINED HIM
@lantanog17503 жыл бұрын
haven't read comics in a long time but taskmaster can kick anybodys but even had his own taskmaster school
@user-hk3dy5ee7o3 жыл бұрын
Let’s face it: Scarlet’s dream for her own black widow happened with Ghost In the Shell. This movie was just some cheap sabotage. It was time to emotionally disengage from Marvel after end game, before it’s too late.
@Dragonpuncher1233 жыл бұрын
Too bad Ghost in the Shell sucked as well.
@neutrino78x3 жыл бұрын
or you could just stop being a sexist and a racist and accept that white people are quickly becoming the minority, and the white supremecism was never right to begin with even when we were in the majority...same with sexism and homophobia.
@asdewasdw3 жыл бұрын
@@neutrino78x the fuck you on about chill out
@SageOfLimitlessHands3 жыл бұрын
@@Dragonpuncher123 She was the wrong actress for that role completely. She has no dominance in her presence.
@Us3r7393 жыл бұрын
@@neutrino78x what does white supremacy have to do with anything? The fuck even is that? Seems like you still live in the 1600s, something is really wrong up there bud
@dave36573 жыл бұрын
"Luke I am your father - I mean your mother." Just waiting for the Disney Star Wars re-imagined reboot. 😧
@sunraider0_03 жыл бұрын
😂 This made my day
@ConceptJunkie3 жыл бұрын
They will remake it some day. If there's one thing Disney is good at, it's cannibalizing their own history to churn out inferior remakes.
@shadwell7493 жыл бұрын
Luke replies, "Vader,I'm your daughter...It's Ma'am!"
@charliebronson12743 жыл бұрын
We are your parents.
@johnniewoodard6483 жыл бұрын
@@shadwell749 So Luke is now trans? I can see disney doing that.
@megamayo25003 жыл бұрын
This is up there as the top 3 worst MCU movies. This is comes in 1st place for me. I wanted the origins of Black Widow, What happened to those flash backs in Age of Ultron?? She was doing ballet and shooting. That's the movie I wanted to watch.
@Zathren3 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Everyone wanted the origin movie for Widow and Hawkeye. We didn't want a useless in-between film that meant nothing.
@stanleyclark9233 жыл бұрын
@@Zathren I thought this was meant to be a transition film where BW passed the baton to Pugh's character?
@mamasam51803 жыл бұрын
Wait, there’s no scenes of graceful ballet and assassin training? I was honestly really looking forward to that.
@grimlock83693 жыл бұрын
OPs comment +1
@ijiwarusensei893 жыл бұрын
It is a far better movie than Captain Marvel. It's at an Iron Man 3 level.
@BarbaraAnnB-yi5ew3 жыл бұрын
Well it is no longer subverting expectations when every masked and mysterious villain or hero is a female.
@tubesockvii23513 жыл бұрын
We need a female Wolverine now! Or at very least... a LGBTQ Wolverine as the source material says so. Enough of this macho crap. We need a Twilight version of Marvel going forward.
@SnipingIsFun3 жыл бұрын
@@tubesockvii2351 Sarcasm detected
@MrBopeel3 жыл бұрын
I honestly thought Disney was going to make The Mandalorian female. So glad they didn't.
@joeconcepts55523 жыл бұрын
“Every?” I may be forgetting, which other villain was revealed to be a woman?
@Mysikrysa3 жыл бұрын
Mando is a man! This is the Way!
@guitaoist3 жыл бұрын
“Woman can do everything men can!” Uses male stunt double
@CorrectionUnknown2 жыл бұрын
Women* Books, read them.
@frecklenuckle4450 Жыл бұрын
@@CorrectionUnknown you got an actual argument or is your brain only capable of petty grammar corrections?
@bohemianhh Жыл бұрын
@@CorrectionUnknown Oh, shut up.
@hardatworktom2244 Жыл бұрын
@@CorrectionUnknown you must be fun at parties
@CorrectionUnknown Жыл бұрын
@@hardatworktom2244 I am
@geigerzoola66423 жыл бұрын
When taskmaster revealed himself….it was soooo cringe it hurts
@drewga4033 жыл бұрын
Mark my words... Mandalorian will be the exact same thing; it's Disney. Or has that happened already, and i just missed it?
@Mysikrysa3 жыл бұрын
@@drewga403 Mandalorian is the only one exception where the masked character who everyone thinks is a man actualy is a man after the face reveal. And as much as I wanted him to stay anonymous "forever", the face reveal was neccessary to make all people who were like "It will be a woman under the helmet" shut up.
@stefanlaskowski66603 жыл бұрын
Are you assuming Taskmaster's gender? 😁
@homeaccount59433 жыл бұрын
People were laughing where I saw it. One guy screamed ; " That's not Tony Masters!" 😆
@KamiTenchi3 жыл бұрын
@@Mysikrysa Retcons are FREQUENT in the comics. The problem is that you don't want people to push an agenda that you don't agree with, but you're just as guilty for pushing your own. It's okay for a character to be a woman. Especially in an alternate universe were the rules are being broken from the start. Get over yourself, please.
@jasonthemagnificent2.03 жыл бұрын
She survived like 3-4 car crashes and a helicopter crash... But couldn't survive falling from a cliff? o_O
@allouttabubblegum7993 жыл бұрын
And falling from a falling sky base....
@robertfitzgerald31183 жыл бұрын
Ohhh
@josephmonroy38653 жыл бұрын
Taskmaster kinda looking Mandalorian like. .
@20thCenturyFav3 жыл бұрын
You are questioning logic/realism in a movie series with a thunder god, a massive green incredible hulk and a web slinging teenager in queens, ny?
@jasonthemagnificent2.03 жыл бұрын
@@20thCenturyFav Black widow is a regular human with no super powers
@bigvis4973 жыл бұрын
Even when the MCU was good, they had a problem with credible villains. It is much worse now.
@demienheartworks2103 жыл бұрын
True Statement 👍
@jurusco3 жыл бұрын
instead of us getting the bad CW shows becoming good as marvel, we get marvel becoming bad as CW shows.
@DrakeKnight993 жыл бұрын
@@jurusco Nothing will top Batwoman. I've seen the second season and I still have no fucking clue what the plot ever was
@jurusco3 жыл бұрын
@@DrakeKnight99 you've endured a season of batwooman, you now a superhero a supervillain or insane.
@dodojesus45293 жыл бұрын
@@DrakeKnight99 I mean "they'll never know what you sacrificed" is pretty close to batwoman morality
@scionofdorn91013 жыл бұрын
I tuned out Phase Four when I learned what their slate of releases were expected to be. Turns out it was a good decision because these movies and shows are EXACTLY what I expected them to be. You didn't subvert anything Feige. You've done exactly what I expected with exactly the results I expected. Up to and including the Taskmaster "reveal", which I called the moment the first trailer of him/her dropped. Nothing to see here, just more predictable social politics wearing the skin of another beloved franchise like some alien parasite.
@HappyBob7013 жыл бұрын
i agree falcon and the winter soldier was too political but how on earth was Loki or Wandavision?
@thunderbird19213 жыл бұрын
@@HappyBob701 Loki just seems forced and unnecessary to me. No one asked for that series apart from some deranged fangirls.
@alexminasyan32373 жыл бұрын
@@HappyBob701 If you like Loki as a character this will be the worst Marvel product. He is dummed down to unimaginable levels. He is useless in his own story and believe it or not he is the least competent character in the entire series. The only person that comes close is Owen Wilson's character.
@SeldomPooper3 жыл бұрын
Falcon and the Winter Soldier is worth watching. You won't be bored.
@heronekkotheanimer7386 Жыл бұрын
@@alexminasyan3237 yep, if they wanted a female loki story they could just make him change to a woman in order to escape the avengers, which would make complete sense as loki can do that, even change into an animal, but disney marvel is just brain dead
@UmbreonxUmbreon3 жыл бұрын
The taskmaster reveal was SO sloppy
@Razer55423 жыл бұрын
It's a sin. There was literally 0 reason to genderswap taskmaster.. Heck, it makes sense now why the taskmaster outfit was also bad.. I've had people during my paintball days that had the exact same outfit style wise.
@Razer55423 жыл бұрын
@No. 1 Spidey-Fan Even then, it makes no sense to genderswap taskmaster. They easily could've went with the normal version of him but ofc they wouldn't do that, scoring points on leftist/feminist agenda's is more important.
@Razer55423 жыл бұрын
@No. 1 Spidey-Fan Several other characters deserve more credit to such as moonknight which is getting his own movie... Mark my words, they will fuck that up as well.. Wouldn't surprise me if they genderswap moonknight to.
@E.Humperdinck3 жыл бұрын
I love how the KGB is as inclusive in this movie as a Hollywood remake of a predominantly white movie. It's just so cringey. The Russians would NEVER be inclusive to people who arent obviously Russian. That afro is just.... I mean seriously?
@culturecanvas7773 жыл бұрын
Russians are not really racist in general, but they really have no reason to be training black operatives.
@VladissimoTheMocker3 жыл бұрын
Tbf KGB were dealing with both internal and external intelligence affairs, so I won't be surprised if they trained some black spies. Quite a few of African countries were chummy chum with USSR. But if you guys imply (haven't watch this movie yet) this black operative was to be used INSIDE Russia... then yes, this is just dumb.
@masterboby13 жыл бұрын
Because a tall blond white Russian spy would blend in so well in Sub Saharan Africa for example 😒 Always finding a problem with things that aren't white and male
@pandax753 жыл бұрын
@@masterboby1 SJWS always finding a problem with anything that is male and it really steams them when they are white too
@GingerZombie293 жыл бұрын
In this movie it actually makes sense for once. They operate all over the world, they need to blend in.
@silver2therescue13 жыл бұрын
You subvert expectations long enough, you no longer subvert expectations. You become predictable.
@matthewedwards60253 жыл бұрын
At this point my expectation is to fed a bunch of intersectional crap. I would very much like them to subvert that.
@v8matey3 жыл бұрын
Just think of the most stupid things and most of the time you can predict the storyline of a modern movie.
@JCDenton33 жыл бұрын
The best way to subvert my expectations these days is for them to actually make a good movie
@LurnWell3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@thethrashyone3 жыл бұрын
If Hollywood _really_ want to subvert expectations, they could stop milking these franchises for all they're worth and try, I dunno, writing something _original_ for a change? Tall order, I know, but it'd certainly subvert MY expecations.
@darkspark58542 жыл бұрын
They massacred my second favorite villain Taskmaster. They made him a random girl despite the fact that the stunt double, who played Taskmaster for basically The Whole movie was literally a guy.
@paulhirst76023 жыл бұрын
Scarlett was completely outshone by Florence Pugh's character in her own stand alone movie.
@GlobeWarmer3 жыл бұрын
Thats what they wanted I think. Setting her up to be the next widow. Still, this movie sucked.
@GigglingStoners3 жыл бұрын
I still have no idea why everyone is impressed with Yelena.
@mowgli63453 жыл бұрын
Same with Loki.
@davidabanto81213 жыл бұрын
@@GigglingStoners I know right
@Mirage2383 жыл бұрын
Scarlet was pretty boring but I liked the cast
@scottturner38313 жыл бұрын
It's no wonder red guardian thought the helicopter had enough gas, in marvel that plane makes it from Ohio to Cuba without a refuel.
@positronichypersonic49283 жыл бұрын
Yyyeeeaaaahhhh….but, we don’t know that they didn’t refuel. Like, for sure.
@juliaj79393 жыл бұрын
They probably had extra gas cans on the plane
@ThorneyGryffon3 жыл бұрын
@@juliaj7939 They would need a tank as big as the plane itself, it would be so heavy it wouldn't fly. They likely could make Virginia or Tennessee on a tank of fuel pushing it. Depending on where in Ohio they were flying from. I would imagine they would track them with other aircraft and wait at any potential airports where they might refuel. They wouldn't just fly to Cuba unchecked. The DEA has extensive air control off the coast of Florida, because of the Escobar cocaine trafficking to this day. They have extensive practice looking for planes carrying contraband trying to avoid detection. They would know the planes ID and have a fighter jet blow them up.
@JeffTheBunnySlayer3 жыл бұрын
@@juliaj7939 climbing out onto the wing of the plane carrying a can to refuel in flight must have been fun
@deaclavilis67603 жыл бұрын
There was no airforces in this game like literally. Americans would shoot or force the plane down when the fake family was running away in a plane. The other thing is that the helicopter which went to the gulag that was holding Red Guardian. Russians would shoot down the helicopter with the same means Americans have.
@Rpunzelr3 жыл бұрын
At this point I think that being true to the character would be subverting the expectations of the audience. Nothing they are doing is unexpected at this point.
@SiddharthShenoy3 жыл бұрын
I called Taskmaster being a woman the second I saw the trailer, I didn't know Disney would actually take my idea last minute.
@Mister-Six3 жыл бұрын
Don't ask questions. Just consume product, then get excited for next product.
@kevinintheusa89843 жыл бұрын
Hey Feige, subvert our expectations and make a good Marvel movie that uses the comics as their source material and characters as envisioned by the real creators who cared about their work and the fans.
@Arassar3 жыл бұрын
I love that the "female" Taskmaster had all her stunts done by a man XD It's the best.
@achaudhari1013 жыл бұрын
I don’t think he minds.
@memescoffee31733 жыл бұрын
He was the task master
@r.d.93993 жыл бұрын
Let's all remember. Taskmaster is Tony Masters. This movie was pure trash!
@PaolaRL3 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe how bad Marvel got 😞
@kawh87193 жыл бұрын
I think I'll just watch "Winter Soldier" again.
@LKaramazov3 жыл бұрын
S what I’m saying. It’s the only marvel movie in years that has rewatchability. it’s been all downhill since then.
@sparhawk263 жыл бұрын
Haven't seen Black Widow, don't want to. I'll go and watch Zack Snyder's Justice League again.
@Razer55423 жыл бұрын
@@sparhawk26 Good.
@scubasteve21893 жыл бұрын
God, I miss Steve Rogers so badly right now. 😭 I just went through and watched every MCU movie that Cap is in, and it was so great to focus on his arc. I really can’t shake the feeling that Marvel’s best days are behind it and that makes me really sad. I just can’t get excited about Shang-Chi, and Eternals mostly looks dull from the trailers, though I might give it a chance if the reviews are decent. Phase 4 is really looking lackluster in general. I really don’t understand the people who are so excited about it. 🤷🏻♂️ I will say, WandaVision was kind of fun, and Loki was fantastic. FAWS probably would have been better without the covid issues, but it was an okay distraction.
@berengustav77143 жыл бұрын
I did.
@JamesLaserpimpWalsh3 жыл бұрын
Easiest giveaway when someone is a dude or a girl is the shoulders. Mens shoulders are wider than their narrow hips, womens shoulders are about the same width as their hips. Cheers nerdster.
@stormryder43053 жыл бұрын
Neil Druckmann obviously can't tell that differences when he created Abby in TLOU2. And surprisingly, many ( including Kevin Feige and Marvel's staffs ) can't identify that too.
@josephbrown96853 жыл бұрын
But I thought men and women were the same, hence transsexuals competing in women’s sports. Look how well that is turning out. Seriously, taskmaster is obviously a man in the suit and what you pointed out is true. Same goes for Abby in LoU2. It’s all a joke.
@arisucheddar30973 жыл бұрын
Tbf I have wider shoulders and I am definitely female (born that way). It's rare, though, I agree.
@shawncarter71883 жыл бұрын
"Looks suspiciously like an androgynous TikToker"... Gary, you had me crying caught there!
@01_N013 жыл бұрын
Lmao 🤣🤣
@achaudhari1013 жыл бұрын
We really attacking a kid because of her hair?
@shawncarter71883 жыл бұрын
@@achaudhari101 no we're attacking the director and costume designer because of their choices. It has nothing to do with the actor- it was the same with Rose Tico. Has nothing to do with the person.
@achaudhari1013 жыл бұрын
@@shawncarter7188 Not Ever's fault she dyed her hair blue.
@christianclark3473 жыл бұрын
@@achaudhari101 Pretty sure the criticism is leveled at those making the creative decisions and not the child actor, simpleton. What little kid ran around with dyed hair in '95? In Ohio? I didn't see any.
@steezyshowcase3 жыл бұрын
I don't have words for how let down I am that they ruined Taskmaster. He is literally my favorite designed character in almost any media franchise. It's sad.
@Ancientreapers3 жыл бұрын
20:19 So Rachel Weisz as Melina is the subjugator of the Black Widows. You should refer to her at the Allison Mack of the movie.
@Milin19773 жыл бұрын
I love how Disney, in order to show ungenuine women empowerment, shows all the female characters smart, powerful and funny and the only “good” male, Red Guardian, as a goofy, brute and stupid hero. 🤦♂️
@Ola-cb1xt3 жыл бұрын
This is how they were creating "strong female characters" for years now. Strong but only when everyone else is weak. Competent but only when everybody else isn't. Etc. Also have them never actually working for their powers and just getting them for nothing (compare magical "training" of Wanda in Wandavision with training of Stephen in his movie). Even as a teenage girl when I compare those "strong" characters to female characters from older movies I wanna laugh becouse it's a joke.
@ikept_the_jethryk24213 жыл бұрын
Kudos to the studio for representation though; they found a real Communist to play him
@Milin19773 жыл бұрын
@@ikept_the_jethryk2421 lol
@Milin19773 жыл бұрын
@@Ola-cb1xt amen
@Mysikrysa3 жыл бұрын
I haven´t seen this movie but I bet the goofy, stupid Red Guardian is still more likable character than all the Mary Sues combined because he feels like a real human being.
@Starfishtroopers3 жыл бұрын
100% the weapons dealer was Taskmaster before they switched it.
@fighttheclub3 жыл бұрын
OK so I wasn't the only one then who thought that might happen. Biracial Jai Courtney came off like such an overcompensating simp that I kept waiting for an ulterior motive reveal, either "I AM Taskmaster!" or possibly a double-cross where he gave Ross a heads up which could've been turned into Natasha's Batman gambit and eliminated the business where she turned on her locator to draw Ross's forces in.
@garym63153 жыл бұрын
13:33 - Don't know why, but that looks fake as hell
@TheNSJaws3 жыл бұрын
@@garym6315 head doesn't move in the same frame as the body does, doesn't stop when the body does It's some lazy compositing
@tendoukiryu69893 жыл бұрын
Definitely. He wouldn’t be put in the main cast, on promotional posters, just to be a simp who was barely in the movie.
@sapphiro3 жыл бұрын
Nah he was just a stunt cast as a "red herring". He wasn't supposed to be anyone important in the movie. His only purpose was to misdirect viewers. Pretty lazy anyways.
@porflepopnecker43763 жыл бұрын
Remember back when filmmakers attempted to FULFILL the audience's expectations instead of "subverting" them all? Or perhaps "thwarting" would be a better word.
@culturecanvas7773 жыл бұрын
The plotholes are massive: - the family spoke perfect English 20 years ago now suddenly have thick accents - spies should not have thick accents when speaking major world languages - Yelena sending her most important mcguffin to Budapest safehouse makes no sense - having one-man supplier to go int hiding makes no sense. So the paranoid Thunderbolt Ross wouldn't be looking for the one guy who buys helicopters and even quinjets? - Tattooing while arm wrestling - Alexei could leave anytime - prison built under avalanche-prone valley - red room on the sky , no satellite or spy planes or simple telescope pick it up??? 20 dollars telescope definitely can see that - Nat and Yelena being banged inside cars that roll around, getting out without any injury - pheromone lock, can't just step back out of the room or wear a gas mask????? Have hightech holographic face shifter mask but can't get simple gas mask? -- just tens to hundreds plotholes that are jarring, and these are bad even by MCU film standard.
@ikept_the_jethryk24213 жыл бұрын
Listen to the Real BBC they did with Mauler where they effortlessly think up superior ways to write these scenes
@berniet12153 жыл бұрын
Half of these are just minor nit picks do better. Spies and their accents only really matter when they are in the field doing a job, them normal chatting doesn’t matter. Alexei could have not. It does make sense to have one man supplier, if your on the run the less people you work with the better. “Tattling while arm wrestling” now that’s just pathetic 😂 do better
@ArmoredMexican3 жыл бұрын
@@berniet1215 having accents is fine, but they know how to speak proper English as he pointed out, having an accent doesn’t mean you have to talk brute-ish like “my father go toilet on my hands”. You van still speak proper English in an accent. As for the supplier, it might make sense to have more than one because if Ross did his job any better and looked into the guy buying helicopters and quinjets he would have stopped his operation and found Natasha.
@izzymcgee25273 жыл бұрын
By the time Hollywood finally decides to turn things around, we will have moved on entirely by enjoying other things like independent entertainment from online content creators.
@TheMcKayFiles3 жыл бұрын
they won't
@izzymcgee25273 жыл бұрын
@@TheMcKayFiles Then they'll go bankrupt and then nothing of value will be lost.
@TheMcKayFiles3 жыл бұрын
@@izzymcgee2527 That's what everybody's hoping for at this point
@izzymcgee25273 жыл бұрын
@@TheMcKayFiles Same. There's a reason why Hollywood is trying to control KZbin as much as they possibly can.
@Gotblade3 жыл бұрын
An inde comic universe.
@Lelldorin843 жыл бұрын
Couldn't have Hawkeye in the movie, wouldn't have been "empowering" to have even a single competent male character who wasn't a pervert.
@Longtermuser3 жыл бұрын
Lol....the Henchmen falling to their death's without parachutes and still shooting killed me
@ninjaf00t3 жыл бұрын
It killed them too. Buh dum tss
@gustavmetal3 жыл бұрын
Gotta respectfully disagree, Ruffalo is a disgrace, I'd take Edward Norton back anyday.
@fleckx3 жыл бұрын
Norton would have been incredibly out of place as part of the ensemble. He's a lead and that wasn't the intent for Bruce Banner.
@bookeblade3 жыл бұрын
I think Ruffalo as hulk is great, am a massive fan of Edward Norton, but he doesn’t really fit as hulk, especially if his Bruce banner was written as mark ruffalo Bruce banner.
@LiSe03 жыл бұрын
I also disagree, Edward norton was a very bland bruce and hulk, his whole entire movie was utter garbage.
@timothyfitzgerald31683 жыл бұрын
Agreed, his Bruce is much better than Ruffatlo. Norton has that edgy undercurrent of anger that Bruce has, and his movie was much better than it gets credit for.
@LeeStoneman3 жыл бұрын
Nonsense.
@BertoxolusThePuzzled3 жыл бұрын
"I can't hurt him cause of his pheromones!" People with logic: Never heard of explosives or a sniper rifle huh?
@indie_life20343 жыл бұрын
You rlly just pointed out your own stupidity huh. She didn’t actually want to kill him, she wanted him to think that, proceeded to make him think she failed, and then told her his plan. She just wanted to know his plan. Use your head, imbecile.
@Willowy133 жыл бұрын
And she is The BW. Are you saying she didn't snatch one of those SHIELD guns Cap found in Avengers?
@indie_life20343 жыл бұрын
@@Willowy13 what’s your point?
@Willowy133 жыл бұрын
@@indie_life2034 Then, why not just say she couldn't kill him instead of coming up with the pheromone BS... imbecile?
@indie_life20343 жыл бұрын
@@Willowy13 Cause she needed to be up close to him and not seem suspicious. She need to get in his face to piss him off, and trick and manipulate him into revealing his plan. Would it not be suspicious if she stranded on the other end of the room their whole conversation? She need to make it seem believable as possible that she was getting weakened by him, so he would have the confidence to reveal his plans, imbecile. Now quit talking, you look dumb enough already.
@TheRyanBre3 жыл бұрын
Disney’s tendency of taking what could’ve been a simple but intriguing plot and absolutely butchering it is starting to get old. I remember during the release of the 3 Star Wats sequel trilogy films, fans would speculate as to the plots on Reddit and literally every single example of fan-fan fiction narrative proposals were better than what we got. Maybe Disney should Start handing the reigns to writers who actually like and respect the source material.
@frocat51633 жыл бұрын
But all those long-time fans are "toxic" and "problematic," though. Or something.
@matthewrawls11843 жыл бұрын
@@frocat5163 Yeah!!! What do they know?!?! They've only been thinking, breathing, and talking about their favorite franchises for just a few years or even decades.... how could they *possibly* know what is best to do with the source material???
@matthewrawls11843 жыл бұрын
@Gabriella Maroney Fans of original Star Wars, yes. As a kid, I saw Star Wars in the theatre on opening weekend. In the early 2000's me and my coworkers teased new hires and interns who were born after Return of the Jedi was release, calling them "Post-Jedi", lol. Now that label applies to anyone who is 38 years of age or younger.
@matthewrawls11843 жыл бұрын
@Gabriella Maroney No, but even though I was a real little kid and hadn't seen that many movies yet, we all knew it was something really special and it instantly became my favorite movie for years (at least until the Empire Strikes Back came out). I think we probably saw it three times in the theater that summer. "We" being my parents and siblings. It was neat - I literally had no idea what the movie was about except that it was a science fiction movie. My parents told me years later that they knew me and my brothers loved it because, unlike when we usually went to movies, while watching Star Wars we were riveted to our seats throughout the entire movie - every single time we saw it.
@randobad3 жыл бұрын
I'm waiting for them to gender swap Frozen, Cinderella and Sleeping Beauty.
@DistantKingdom3 жыл бұрын
its sad seeing Marvel fall from grace with each subsequent release : / media as a whole is in a dark place with the increasing blatant, detrimental politicization everywhere
@Jambobist3 жыл бұрын
Smelly incels really freaking out about this one.
@FavianTubeX3 жыл бұрын
@Gekio it's not the movie's fault you were dropped as a baby
@FavianTubeX3 жыл бұрын
Found the president of DC Films
@kkdraws90523 жыл бұрын
I love your videos
@objesse98773 жыл бұрын
@Gekio it was funny and good!
@Garrus19953 жыл бұрын
I feel like Atomic Blonde was what Black Widow should have been. The tough and sexy superspy done right. Not…whatever this film turned out to be.
@kevinintheusa89843 жыл бұрын
Man, Atomic Blonde is super rewatchable in my house. I can turn it on and my son will appear on the couch from nowhere. That movie is brutal and the action is awesome.
@anubusx3 жыл бұрын
Red Sparrow as well.
@Garrus19953 жыл бұрын
@@anubusx I never did get around to seeing Red Sparrow. I just remember hearing some controversy because the main character almost gets raped or something? Anyway, is it good?
@anubusx3 жыл бұрын
@@Garrus1995 Better than Black Widow. Although i think it drew a lot of inspiration from the comics.
@uic5050503 жыл бұрын
@@Garrus1995 The book was much better.
@laurants3 жыл бұрын
Yes, I truly expected Hawkeye to be with her as their friendship deserves a whole movie.
@vmcmillan44563 жыл бұрын
Absolutely true Hawkeye and Black Widow chemistry as characters is amazing. I remember that after The Avengers movie was released it was the perfect scenario for a Hawkeye and Black Widow movie, everyone was asking what happened at Budapest. Marvel clearly failed to score that opportunity
@AStageForTheKingdom3 жыл бұрын
@@vmcmillan4456 I want to see that so much! So upset they didn't do that. I'd have been fine with something like this movie as a SECOND Black Widow movie, but they should have started with her origin story and how Hawkeye helped her become the hero she is today (and vice versa?).
@whatNtarnation903 жыл бұрын
@@vmcmillan4456 Nah they didn't fail at anything, Hawkeye being a straight white male would take away from this great story
@MontrealExposForever3 жыл бұрын
I have no interest in watching this or any other Marvel and Disney movie until there is a significant shift in their virtue signalling and identity politics.
@achaudhari1013 жыл бұрын
But this arguably didn’t.
@joshuaward72223 жыл бұрын
I know I'm late but that intro was gold! Her slamming her own face into the desk is the perfect metaphor for this film👍
@MasterJediDude3 жыл бұрын
It was interesting to see Natasha do a cameo in Yelena and Red Guardian’s movie.
@craigime3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@culturecanvas7773 жыл бұрын
Natasha and Red Guardian cameo in Florence Pugh movie.
@TiredRetrogamer23 жыл бұрын
As one friend said, at least Captain Marvel had a cat that ate people.
@joehenry95463 жыл бұрын
I still think I prefer Black Widow over the Captain Marvel film though.
@rajekamar84733 жыл бұрын
Is this all about replacing the actress for Black Widow, in future films, for a younger, cheaper model?
@DMS-pq83 жыл бұрын
Pretty much
@shieldgenerator73 жыл бұрын
thats what i was thinking too
@RussianHammr3 жыл бұрын
Yup.... I would have much rather seen the introduction of Mockingbird!
@PaolaRL3 жыл бұрын
Pretty much
@generalnsj3 жыл бұрын
You got it.
@goatman17863 жыл бұрын
That taskmaster was badass until I learned it was a 19 year old girl with a scar, *BEEP*ing pathetic, taskmaster has always been a bloody mystery man that learns how people fight with his bloody EYES NOT A PAIR OF FUTURISTIC GLASSES!!!!! IM DONE WITH MARVEL!!!
@bighands692 жыл бұрын
I knew much earlier who was going to be behind the mask. It was so obvious what they were going to be doing. As well the person who was bind the mask was clearly played by a man.
@earlsfield3 жыл бұрын
"i dont know which cell to look at" - ok i am old, but, when we were kids, we were reading comics, everybody did. Why the hell did you take up to do a comic book character if you cant read comic?
@viscountrainbows64523 жыл бұрын
Well to be fair, people these days are choosing manga more than ever. Next time they get an American comic by accident they might start reading it from the back through instinct 🤣
@earlsfield3 жыл бұрын
@@viscountrainbows6452 Sure, I understand shift in interest and all, but this person literally cannot "follow which cell too look at". That's far from classic/manga clash. Begs a question of basic cognitive and other skills, although it is actually just pure ignorance and mediocrity that drives her to say stuff like that. But if you really want to be ignorant and dont care about anything, then, dont make movies based on comics.
@viscountrainbows64523 жыл бұрын
@@earlsfield Absolutely. I wouldn't act in ANYTHING adaptive unless I knew the medium it came from and the history of the character. I'm not even a paid actor but I feel like these jackasses are just resting on their laurels of millions and don't care to entertain us anymore because for the time being, they are still scraping by. But in short, we may just see a crash that'll have them begging for us to come back.
@iriel30003 жыл бұрын
"And the only clapping at all was when one woman saw the picture of Jeremy Renner's Hawkeye." 🤣 Yeah, we were totally robbed of Hawkeye. we should have seen better memories of Clint recruiting Natasha or anything they TALKED about but didn't SHOW🤬
@davidabanto81213 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one that can't see Florence Pugh as black widow? She just doesn't look flexible or athletic at all. Her fight scenes didn't look believable at all.
@coritooty3 жыл бұрын
Nope and I don't get the excitement for her in future films 😴
@culturecanvas7773 жыл бұрын
When she was doing "why you do that thing" and she was STRUGGLING to crouch, it was painful to watch. ScarJo trained hard for Ironman2, Florence Pugh did not train for this. It shows.
@cosmosis-in4sy3 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this and feeling bad for all the men in the theater. It was incredibly frustrating to see every male shown in the most incompetent light. I never knew who the red guardian was, and I still dont, but for a person dosed with some form of super serum, he should have been much more effective and independent.
@patilabhinav79412 жыл бұрын
When a female is a hero the villian always get nerfed
@heronekkotheanimer7386 Жыл бұрын
@@patilabhinav7941 The red guardian wasnt even the villains, they could have him like a slavic captain america, that kick ass while drinking vodka and praising the motherland. But no, when the protagonist is a female in a disney movie, all man are going to be either dumb, weak or be erased like in wakanda forever
@sandrakiefler464911 ай бұрын
Ugh……while I can sympathize with you on the topic &/or your issue with it, idk if it’s important enough for it to be the one thing about the movie that someone would choose to put a spotlight on my dude? 🤨 I mean like seriously tho, of all the possible things one could leave a comment about…this is the one that you felt needed to be brought up in the comment section of a video that is methodically breaking down a Marvel movie, why tho? 🤷♀️ I’m not even joking btw, I’m actually asking for real. If you don’t mind, please enlighten me my dude, as I’m genuinely curious?
@cosmosis-in4sy11 ай бұрын
@sandrakiefler4649 I'm a woman not a dude. And I highlighted it because it's incredibly frustrating, and it made me so annoyed because a) I like the actor, b) it was such wasted plot/writing potential and c) it lessens the heroines as well, that their competition/villain and male counterparts are so pathetic makes them look pathetic as well. It's annoying and badly done, and it should have been done better. Heroes are as good as their villains. Heroes that defeat pathetic villains are just irritating. There's tons of films and TV shows that wrote strong females without lessening the men. Arcane would be a good example.
@boromirsonofdenethor25863 жыл бұрын
It was fairly priced on pirate bay.
@theone-swta3 жыл бұрын
Yes, and still a boring shit movie.
@Aeric983 жыл бұрын
No. They should be paying me to watch this shit show.
@Saavryn3 жыл бұрын
Still overpaid
@vad87123 жыл бұрын
Even on pirate bay it cost too much for this crap "movie".
@albaniahenry-franklin28293 жыл бұрын
SOME OF Y'ALL PAID TO SEE THIS!?!?😳
@jakeeeeeeeeeeeeee3 жыл бұрын
"You can't tone down Scar Jo. That Badunkadunk is gonna badunkadunk" LMAO trueee
@wayando3 жыл бұрын
So true ...
@Dragonage2ftw3 жыл бұрын
Cringey
@google_must_die3 жыл бұрын
But that booty tho
@G1R2TS3 жыл бұрын
It is in full glory in Under the skin.
@historyandhorseplaying73743 жыл бұрын
Yep, it’s dumb to pretend that men aren’t going to watch the movie to lust after her. It’s like pretending people bought Playboy for the articles.
@christophernuzzi27803 жыл бұрын
"Allowing Mark Ruffalo to speak publicly about ANYTHING!" LMFAO
@KubusSc73 жыл бұрын
I also laughed out loud. Gary is great. XD
@ThatJohnKillion19703 жыл бұрын
Is it too late to bring back Edward Norton?
@charliebronson12743 жыл бұрын
I'M MARK RUFFALO!!! STOP BREATHING!!!! IT'S BAD!!!!
@JDela103 жыл бұрын
Mark Ruffalo is the worst. I remember when there was controversy over Ellen Degeneres sitting beside George W Bush. I don't really care at all about Ellen or her show but when she responded by calling for people to be kind, I saw Mark Ruffalo blast her on Twitter and cite war crimes and so on. Of course he was praised by the typical Hollywood congregation for shaming the sinner in their midst, but if you go to Google Image Search you can find pictures of Mark with Barack Obama.... a man who blew up thousands and thousands of people with drones from the sky, so damn many of them civilians. So maybe Mark should be less judgmental of others for who they hang out with?
@charliebronson12743 жыл бұрын
@@JDela10 Yeah. Him and Chris Evans. Clueless morons who have no connection to reality.
@aaronnolan30663 жыл бұрын
This review was far more passionate and entertaining than the actual film. Thank you Gary
@thegavelissoundgavel98493 жыл бұрын
You know what looked awful? The scenes where they skimped on ScarJo’s CGI makeup and you can see her actual face.
@EdgarFriendlysCivicsTeacher3 жыл бұрын
*O U F F*
@sterlingarcher8573 жыл бұрын
I mean.... the wall is a real thing. This is why shes gone all "activist" and womens rights waffle..... shes aware her attractiveness, her main selling point previously, has pretty much waned to a minimum now.
@20thCenturyFav3 жыл бұрын
Comments like these are why youtube comments sections are a cess pool of trash comments
@Pavewy3 жыл бұрын
@@20thCenturyFav He's not wrong. Have you seen her without the powdered scorcery?
@dangerdolls3 жыл бұрын
ScarJo banging her head on the desk was me watching by that point.
@culturecanvas7773 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@Mysikrysa3 жыл бұрын
Someone should make a cut with this scene in a loop, like with Thanos punching Craptain Marvel for 2 hours. :D
@defundhollyweird86753 жыл бұрын
The Taskmaster gender swap was so hilariously funny especially after it was revealed that the stunt actor was a man! Bwahahaha!
@mrpuss25193 жыл бұрын
Weakest twist ever. BW and TM didnt have the bonding like Steve and Bucky, this movies is like a gender swap bad copy of The Winter Soldier.
@gryffen96083 жыл бұрын
That's because you're not clever enough to understand the genius of it. You see, the Taskmaster improved itself and "became transgender." It's now the Transmaster. Enjoy!
@mrpuss25193 жыл бұрын
@@gryffen9608 Im enlightened!
@gryffen96083 жыл бұрын
@@mrpuss2519 Yes, yes, we at Disney and Marvel want to enlighten your wallet. Could you please hand over the cash? And the credit cards? And what's that? Ooo! That girl in picture is cute! We'll take that picture, too. And her phone number if you're gullible enough to hand it over. Now your wallet is SO much lighter ... I mean, "enlightened."
@mrpuss25193 жыл бұрын
@@gryffen9608 dad's level puns. xD
@Maldeoni3 жыл бұрын
It's embarrassing that they could have gotten a female stunt performer to be taskmaster so there would be some consistency. smh
@bighands692 жыл бұрын
Clearly it is a man's body.
@fantombeat79673 жыл бұрын
they totally wasted Red Guardian! they could've made him into a older slower Zangief tactical fighter....nope made him into a joke, Taskmaster...I..I..can't....
@juliaj79393 жыл бұрын
@@Littletime839 True!
@fantombeat79673 жыл бұрын
@@Littletime839 that's the MCU theme
@radioflyer689113 жыл бұрын
Damn, I miss good marvel movies. I guess my ol collection will have to do.
@GigglingStoners3 жыл бұрын
I like the part where what should've been the most serious scene of the movie - of Yelena standing at Nat's grave - is quickly ruined by an equivalent of a fart sound. Great job Marvel. Keep hiring talentless hacks for writers.
@idawg73323 жыл бұрын
I like Julia Louis-Dreyfus but I hate her performance as Val. I don't get what her deal is and she ruined that scene
@dannypalin95833 жыл бұрын
You know the scene in Ragnarok where it happens and they make a really flippant joke about people losing their home? That's the equivalent of the post credit scene.
@christmasgoomba14603 жыл бұрын
@@idawg7332 I think that's the point. Her character isnt supposed to be a good person and she was mocking Nats death
@Spidey-oi5sn3 жыл бұрын
I guess Last Jedi humor was their main inspiration for that horseshit
@20thCenturyFav3 жыл бұрын
@@idawg7332 ding ding ding. She was being an asshole on purpose.
@knowdudegamingshow29623 жыл бұрын
Somebody needs to tell Hollywood already that humans don't actually have pheromone receptors, unlike most mammals. That's part of why we evolved language, because we can't communicate by scent. Every time I see somebody even use the word "pheromone" in a movie, I immediately clock out, because it almost always means that the writer didn't care enough to do their homework.
@aFoxyFox.3 жыл бұрын
Even though what you are saying is correct, I find there are a lot of people who report at least general scent and odor being a strong factor in their attraction sometimes, so with very little effort they could adjust things to say something like that maybe.
@kaden-bone80973 жыл бұрын
@@aFoxyFox. using this movies logic it’s like saying “I couldn’t hit him because he smelled so good”. I literally can’t even make that sound any good at all. It’s actually impossible for someone to not inflict harm on another because of a pheromone. Even in a movie it makes zero sense.
@dcmastermindfirst94183 жыл бұрын
We didn't "evolve" language. We developed language by designed.
@Sam-xr8ne3 жыл бұрын
oh shut up lmao.
@Mysikrysa2 жыл бұрын
We have pheromone receptors, but it works on subconscious level, in other words you aren´t aware you smell something (too weak sense of smell) but your body still reacts to it. Smell plays a big role in our choices of partners. But the way the pheromones stuff is portrayed in this movie is a total bull*hit anyway.
@Kraven833 жыл бұрын
I love your use of that clip by the oh, so obnoxious Grace Randolph 🤣
@-EchoesIntoEternity-3 жыл бұрын
taskmaster looks like a ninja turtle once the helmet is removed 🤣
@metalmugen3 жыл бұрын
Looks like Master of Disguise
@DazraelArianos3 жыл бұрын
Right!?!? They obviously had to bulk out her costume to attempt to look similar to the stunt MAN but it makes her look so tiny inside of it. If it wasn't known that she complained about how heavy the outfit was I'd say they just did a crappy green screen to put her head on his body.
@Yono_A15333 жыл бұрын
Don't compare the ninja turtles with that garbage they decide to called "taskmaster"
@allouttabubblegum7993 жыл бұрын
"You and I remember Budapest very differently." - Hawkeye channeling Joe Biden's memory capabilites
@j.a.velarde59012 жыл бұрын
You are not a Hater... you are informing and empowering the public. Thank you for that. How can we, the people, fight this? It's so dificult...
@azzystyle943 жыл бұрын
Jesus, Marvel is just pathetic. Endgame was really the endgame.
@nityamjain15613 жыл бұрын
Loki was great
@charliebronson12743 жыл бұрын
Power Pack will save us all!!
@richmondboahene65363 жыл бұрын
@@nityamjain1561 shitty
@richmondboahene65363 жыл бұрын
Go woke go broke
@dawae21623 жыл бұрын
@@nityamjain1561 now we got wimpy black kang. God I thought they'll paint him blue just like will smith. Was having high expectation for that character
@00justincredible003 жыл бұрын
as soon as i saw them pop a USB stick in the back of "taskmasters" head .. i was out ..
@dennisbay30353 жыл бұрын
USB 6 connection .. it's the one before they came out with before USB 7 (cause the movie took so long to release)
@YoYo-uh3xj3 жыл бұрын
LMFAO! WTF. No way.
@lawrencerobinson65433 жыл бұрын
"Harvey Weinsteinoff" great line 😂
@scorne4143 жыл бұрын
I am compelled to remember that scene from the first Hitman movie where 47 had to fight a bunch of others like himself. It was a good scene because everyone in the scene who was fighting understood each other's history. By that I mean each person had the same training and brainwashing. Despite that however, none of them felt as though they should hold back. I bring this up because I personally feel that BW should not have had any problems fighting the others, mostly because she was in some way one of them and with that understanding knows what each one is capable of despite their programming.
@kerravon41593 жыл бұрын
They made a huge woke, gender-flipping mess of a potentially awesome character like Taskmaster. Couldn't possibly have screwed it up worse if they tried.
@DrakeKnight993 жыл бұрын
They pull some bullshit and reveal the "real" Taskmaster later
@E_Cleazy3 жыл бұрын
What does woke even mean?
@tylerdunn1003 жыл бұрын
It's not woke causes there women in it. You incel
@E_Cleazy3 жыл бұрын
@Gabriella Maroney No it doesn't. It's a term that was coined and used in the Black Conscious Community since the early 2000's. It means and represents Black social awareness. An "awakening", hence the term "WOKE" was used for short. So how that transformed into a term for identity politics for white Republicans is beyond me 🤔. Please explain?
@intelkore3 жыл бұрын
“Black Widow” kinda is to the MCU what “Solo” is to the Star Wars Universe.
@VideoTube20163 жыл бұрын
Difference is, the Solo movie is much better than the Black Widow movie
@aclark82853 жыл бұрын
@@VideoTube2016 except it isn't. both are trash.
@Mysikrysa3 жыл бұрын
Solo is a good movie. It suffered because of The Last Jedi.
@VideoTube20163 жыл бұрын
@@aclark8285 I know they both are crap, but Black Widow is even more garbage
@Archedgar3 жыл бұрын
The bar is now so low (See what I did there?) that Solo is starting to look good by comparison.
@ryanrich063 жыл бұрын
Intersectional feminism and identitarianism is what woke is, so yes Black Widow is woke.
@FandomChronicle3 жыл бұрын
Endgame, was such a fitting title The end of Marvel
@ahmet_103 жыл бұрын
Endgame sucks, yes
@user-hk3dy5ee7o3 жыл бұрын
U got it. Endgame was the end of marvel for us traditional fans. Since then they’re all in game for a new school but so far it sucks.
@anubusx3 жыл бұрын
A massive clusterfuck.
@aputridpileofb-movies65423 жыл бұрын
Just a reminder: it's okay to laugh like Mark Hamil's 90s animated joker right now.
@Jayyy6673 жыл бұрын
Mark Hamil was only ever in the film Guyver
@DrakeKnight993 жыл бұрын
No I'd rather laugh like Ledger's Joker instead. His is a bit more chaotic and unstable matching the chaos of who he is
@ItachiUchiha-ut6xj3 жыл бұрын
That's the best Joker laugh!
@Jayyy6673 жыл бұрын
@Star Killer I know lol the animated series came out when I was 12.
@aputridpileofb-movies65423 жыл бұрын
@@ItachiUchiha-ut6xj totally agree. The left fears laughter because it shuts down their arguments immediately and there is not really any defense against it. Laugh their evil ideology to death.
@adhoc3023 жыл бұрын
in fairness, banging my head against a desk is something i want to do every time marvel announces another idea.
@vicdamon35513 жыл бұрын
I’m not getting my hopes up for marvel movies anymore. Especially mutants they are going to fuck all that up.
@danielkinn7823 жыл бұрын
I dunno. I think they did a good job on Loki
@stoneocean53413 жыл бұрын
I dunno I heard that a fantastic four movie will be made. Also the next Spider-Man, doctor strange, ant man, and guardians will hopefully be good and then after those movies come out it will probably just be pure dogshit
@josephbuono43923 жыл бұрын
So Yelena went from being controlled by the evil Drakov to being manipulated by the evil Val ... How exactly is that a character arc? Looks like a static character, not a dynamic one to me.
@HappyBob7013 жыл бұрын
she doesnt know shes evil?
@bobdobalina89103 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of Kathleen Kennedy telling the Star Wars Fandom "There was NO SOURCE MATERIAL........" This is what you get when you have people w/o the necessary Bonafides writing/directing a movie they shouldn't be writing/directing. Think of it this way, it would be like taking your below average daily driver & putting him/her behind the wheel of a Formula F1 SUPER CAR & then saying "GO WIN!"
@WK-472 жыл бұрын
They retconned the EU out of existence while cherry picking minor elements from it anyway (but to poor effect) for the sequel trilogy. When it comes to the original trilogy, I expect Kennedy just pretends it doesn't exist. It's like buying a pizza on pizza night, immediately throwing it in the bin, throwing up your hands and saying oh, what a shame, there's NO PIZZA... then serving cheap frozen pizza that's only half cooked before behaving like a petulant child when people don't come back to your pizza night. No one's expectations are being subverted when you put people with no genuine interest, respect or even understanding in charge of a media product. Of course, there couldn't be anything wrong with the pizza, so it must just be that we hate the people who made it because of what they are. Makes perfect sense.
@unpopularmoviereviews36223 жыл бұрын
How much do you want to bet that the Kabuki assassin from Sheng-Chi will be a woman too?
@juliaj79393 жыл бұрын
The villain will never be a woman unless she ends up being the victim. The only exception was Hela from Thor.
@horace68513 жыл бұрын
@@juliaj7939 Hela was a victim too, she was used as a tool by Odin until he no longer wanted to conquer and put her to prison then followed by getting a new fresh innocent baby Thor. According to her words.
@CheapGodiva3 жыл бұрын
Without a doubt. Not that I'll see it, I won't watch anything after Endgame. Not without being paid.
@kortaffel3 жыл бұрын
I have a feeling that ScarJo's head banging on the desk will be the new Tier 2 Picard facepalm meme, when Picard isn't enough
@evanbohn3 жыл бұрын
do it
@mrpuss25193 жыл бұрын
Dew it!.
@DJMagicMan3 жыл бұрын
Headdesk is already the accepted natural progression from Facepalm. If something is too cringe for a facepalm to do its absurdity justice, a headdesk is required.
@dekaritheprofessor26313 жыл бұрын
This movie made me sad bc there is sooo Black Widow that they could have used to make this movie a Beautiful love letter and send off to Natasha 🤧💔💔