Woody Allen presented Diane Keaton w. the AFI award

[@radawson1018]

His timing and delivery always, always quintessentially divine.

[@janinefarris7565]

I love his wit and the love with which he gave to our favorite star Diane Keaton and he being my favourite director what a beautiful delivery and I enjoyed it so much

[@ameerordimly1449]

@Felix Bruyns i could look up predation but wanted to ask the one who would point out his perversity

[@MeMe-td1ye]

Thanks Simon cowall

[@michaelireland7239]

oh yeah

[@conservativehippie9736]

Kind of like him messing with little girls... the timing was perfect? People that really think he Is A Genius are delusional and are as just as sick is him.

[@aidinb6790]

WOODY ALLEN TRUE GENIUS. LOVE HIM SO MUCH

[@carolnahigian9518]

he is Funny & nice tribute to Diane Keaton

[@komoleeray687]

Brought a tear to my eye..The beautiful Diane Keaton and Woody from “Annie Hall” will forever be the quintessential, most adorable movie couple. ❤️

[@conservativehippie9736]

She is disgusting. Are you kidding me? She is celebrating a pedo... do you not understand that?

[@steveconn]

He directed so many Oscar-winning performances from women, Woody a genius we just don't give enough credit to.

[@ThomasDeLello]

The chemistry between Woody Allen and Diane Keaton reminds me of that between Groucho Marx and Margret Dumont.

[@barryrichman4475]

Kinda like your chemistry with Miss Piggy ?

[@antoniatejedabarros]

Woody & Keaton: the best on-screen couple ever! Play It Again, Sam, Sleeper, Love & Death, Annie Hall, Interiors, Manhattan, Radio Days, and Manhattan Murder Mystery. Please, we want a new film with both of you! / Happy birthday, Diane Keaton! #WoodyAllen #DianeKeaton

[@waynej2608]

Another Woody and Diane film, would be great. I grew up with them and love all of those films. 😃👏👏

[@poetcomic1]

Manhattan Murder Mysery was supposed to be with Mia Farrow but then everything hit the fan. His reunion with Keaton was sweet and touching.

[@blipblip88]

a true representation of love since we all know his proclivity towards privacy

[@writemeyers]

How does someone come off the couch after 40+ years and drop a killer 6 mins of standup? We forget he can rock the mike when he wants to. Complicated, privileged but brilliant filmmaker.

[@Page-Hendryx]

Privileged?

[@writemeyers]

Page-Hendryx hes a massively privileged, East side filmmaker and only black people in his films are serving him thanksgiving dinner or moving furniture and believed that moving to the West Side of manhattan was poverty. Hes also had inappropriate relationships with underage women. He’s also my favorite filmmaker.

[@rl12345]

@@writemeyers Sometimes its interesting to watch films about worlds foreign to what we know. Have you seen the new KZbin documentary on the Woody Allen allegations. “By the Way, Woody Allen Is Innocent”: kzbin.info/www/bejne/o6bcknadZ8l6d80 You might like it.

[@robindro1961]

@@writemeyers To an extend I agree with this and of course he's privileged, but still: not every film has to display all aspects of life.

[@jerwolff]

The world's greatest colonoscopy joke.

[@antoniatejedabarros]

Happy 73rd birthday to the gorgeous, brilliant and super talented Diane Keaton! ❤️ #WoodyAllen #DianeKeaton

[@antoniatejedabarros]

Woody's the best! We love you, Woody! #WoodyAllen

[@filmmekker]

This might be my favorite monologue of his. He’s the best.

[@richardthelionheart5594]

What a gift. Thank you. I love them both.

[@max17ren]

I have watched this clip countless times and every time it makes me laugh. Woody is a comic genius. “Actress, Writer, Photographer, Fellatrix, Director” 😂

[@parsnipmcgee329]

I'd never heard the 4th word and was visualizing it as beginning with "phi". Thanks for clearing that up!

[@Long2556]

I noticed that too --- genius "Woody" 🤣

[@imaamericangirl1406]

Not genius, disgusting.

[@hortensia3384]

Fellatrix 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@max17ren]

@@hortensia3384 🤣😂😂😂

[@robinrahmani4705]

That was some of the most creative and clever joke writing ever. Such use of words. He covered so many different things and the way he Connects one joke to the next while throwing in so many anecdotes is remarkable.

[@farmbrough]

I suppose his audience didn't know what 'fellatrix' meant.

[@princeandrey]

They know very well what it means in action, though not in so many words!

[@farmbrough]

@Julie Frazier Google is your friend.

[@michellelekas211]

@@princeandrey They just let it go. Picturing the 2 of them is too yuck

[@pappy374]

@@farmbrough Fellatrix is a bit of a mouthful.

[@rosier1135]

Diane is the love of his life.♥️

[@richardthelionheart5594]

Wrong. His first wife Louise Lasser from "Mart Hartman" was/is. She is a genius in her own right.

[@littleripper312]

They are more like siblings or best friends rather than a couple. I actually think that sort of relationship is even more special because often romance doesn't last but friendships last the decades.

[@creamcheese1048]

What a great speech.

[@fsirlancelot4337]

I just LOVE Woody Allen and the despicable accusations he has had to go through but then again, look at the source and how THEY TURNED OUT! Nothing like a woman scorned! Well done Woody - may you go from strength to strength! We (my friends, family, and I), are ALL with YOU!

[@sarac.3568]

What are you talking about? How is he vindicated exactly? Maybe I'm out of the loop but didn't he marry his adopted daughter? Or his wife's daughter? How could you possibly condone this 30+year difference, almost incestuous relationship?

[@matkodoris9099]

That night, a whole bunch of legends came to pay her tribute. Quite impressive. Diane Keaton is Hollywood royalty.

[@conservativehippie9736]

She's disgusting. She's celebrating a pedo ...do you not get that?

[@steevsmith2792]

These 2 on Film together were Hilarious. Top notch creative comedy, back in the day.

[@lexnuss791]

She went to my high school. Her sister was best friends with one of my best friends, OC in the old days.

[@rkomgm3932]

U are the best woody !!!

[@creamcheese1048]

Yes he is the best.

[@julieshelley9251]

Love Woody, so brilliant and classic

[@ysgol3]

Funniest man in the world. God bless him !

[@MichaelLu8]

Still as sharp as ever...

[@southrules]

Not as sharp as ever but still sharp

[@ThuTran-ou9uk]

Such intelligence!

[@numerikproductions]

Diane is a lovely Actress. She is a fashion fashion ICon. And She developped her own style as an actress and an Icon!!!

[@arnoldwegstern5124]

Woody is a talented clarinet -player as well. He should work together in old-time-jazz with Martin Schmidt-Hahn, a clarinet player from Hamburg with a nice clarinet-sound

[@michaelireland7239]

the problem is life is the prep day i nearly died

[@richarda4020]

1:57 the dour look at that woman's face. As though she believe everything negative about Woody without giving him a chance. Great speech Woody! Diane, love u 2!

[@JudgeHill]

She also pointedly fails to laugh at the bulimia joke. Who is she?

[@roblewis3565]

Never die, Woody.

[@timothyrogers3673]

a true bond between the two.

[@wotan10950]

FELLATRIX! Apparently, no one got the joke; it’s much different than philately.

[@hjalmar.poelzig]

That was terrific. Very funny stuff. No one knew what a "fellatrix" is though.

[@ricimercury9490]

What a wasted joke

[@djmcnerney]

Very funny jokes. Well crafted remarks.

[@rickrick5041]

Didn’t Woody Allen used to be younger?

[@muddeer5383]

We all used to be younger.

[@max17ren]

😂

[@rickrick5041]

@@muddeer5383 They should have said so in the clip

[@sundareshvenugopal6575]

200$ dinner. Exactly what do you get for that. All of Hollywood and Broadway put together isn't worth a cent.

[@ramingolbang2417]

The woman dressed in green at 1:56 and 5:11 does not laugh.

[@max17ren]

There were a few that aren’t amused. I think he’s a crack up! Funny funny man!

[@katherinedanaher3189]

@@max17ren he fucking negs this woman for the entire speech are you joking Woody Allen is a piece of shit

[@pappy374]

@@katherinedanaher3189 He negs her for the entire speech in the way that only true friends can. Diane and Woody have been friends for over 50 years.

[@TheMonika1951]

Hilarious.

[@michaelangelo2192]

3:05-3:17 Such a clever joke.

[@Dengee]

Brilliant!!!

[@farmbrough]

He looks a bit Dennis Nordern there.

[@carolnahigian9518]

It is Classy: co-worker to Lover to Staying Friends.

[@gabrielabagala]

"Actress, Writer, Photographer, Fellatrix... " and the audience didn´t get it!

[@boblowney]

despite all of the legitimate controversy regarding wooly allen, he is a comedic genius.

[@ap6160]

Effortless, funny, intelligent

[@joeytirado7704]

only joke that fell flat was fellatrix....even the best comics don't hit the ball every time.

[@IFStravinsky]

They missed it at the end when he called her great fellatrix.

[@carlo2384]

"...fellatrix..."

[@wehaveasituation]

Philaxtrx (lickin' ) award..

[@max17ren]

I think a lot in the audience weren’t sure plus it comes in the middle of a list of accomplishments: Medical Definition of fellatrix. : a woman who performs fellatio.

[@supercruiser4925]

The dumping joke was a bit harsh..

[@michellelekas211]

Fellatrix, ickier

[@katherinedanaher3189]

Every minute of it is gross

[@yourmajesty1630]

It always made me uncomfortable. But thats what his humor was shooting for then..uncomfortsble.

[@jedinxf7]

hopefully when you're in your 70s you won't still look on ancient breakups as something to mourn. some people can have a sense of humor about their lives and joke about it with friends.

[@lynnewebley7270]

Allen is missing: He is innocent man: Mia and Dylan should be sued and put in jail.

[@adamatc450]

Woody is delightful , genius and innocent ..

[@ysgol3]

I see Mia Farrow turned up in the audience, somehow near Diane and therefore on camera, in a green dress and a facemask.

[@max17ren]

😂

[@TotalSinging]

Who knew Woody could still be funny? One can easily forget watching is last 8 films.

[@barryrichman4475]

Didn’t he marry is daughter ?

[@rl12345]

No, he married Soon Yi Previn, the daughter of Mia Farrow and Andre Previn.

[@imaamericangirl1406]

Yes, he did. He acted as a father to her while “dating” and living with Mia and her children. To many this behavior was considered to be called grooming. Which is a term used for a subtle seducing or wooing of a prey and in this instance a child by an adult father figure.

[@Ausgar-yc1yl]

Wrong. He did NOT. He was NOT a father figure, never lived in the same ho m e or raised her. You have NO idea what you are talking about. ​@@imaamericangirl1406

[@extanegautham8950]

plus, he is dressed up as scorcese, right? the eyebrows and hair?

[@EastmanD]

anyone know who that bummed out female in green, @6:03 , to the left of Diane is ? She appears constipated...

[@MeMe-td1ye]

Is this a roast?!

[@pappy374]

No, just one friend speaking with love to another in a way that only close friends of many years can.

[@MeMe-td1ye]

@@pappy374 those ppl aren't friends

[@pappy374]

@@MeMe-td1ye Diane and Woody have been close friends for over 50 years.

[@MeMe-td1ye]

@@pappy374 so, toxic friendships don't exist?!

[@pappy374]

@@MeMe-td1ye Of course, but Diane has said many, many times that she loves Woody and considers him one of her closest friends.

[@sundareshvenugopal6575]

This is cheap, worthless art.

[@hminkema]

"This is a woman who is GREAT at everything she does: actress, writer, photographer, fellatrix, director: Diane Keaton!" The great thing about this joke is that it seems to have escaped almost all people's minds. Maybe yours too.

[@allosaurusfragilis7782]

Totally missed that....what a thing to say!

[@poetcomic1]

she dresses like the woman who takes Blanche away at the end of Streetcar... ha!

[@minakelada]

Yes to all except the bulimia jokes!

[@michellelekas211]

Fellatrix? Honestly a little gross, plus the hee hee hee Bulimia joke

[@shelholl4moloweeatwh]

nobody believes Dylan?

[@linamichele2]

nope. not even her brother. read his own words. mosesfarrow.blogspot.com/2018/05/a-son-speaks-out-by-moses-farrow.html

[@shelholl4moloweeatwh]

Some from the Me Too movement HAVE said they believe Dylan.....

[@antoniatejedabarros]

Nope!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@muddeer5383]

Two different police departments investigated, and both absolved Allen. The psychiatrist from one of them flat out said that Dylan was coached. Remember that Farrow came out with the accusation when Allen left her for Soon Yi. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned...

[@patty-cf7jj]

That’s right, no one believes Dylan because most people actually have a brain. Do the research.

[@kdj703]

Both are f'ing weird as all get out.

[@girlcrawl]

He’s such a wanker but Keaton is brilliant.

[@TheBatugan77]

Wanker? Do you know what? Fuck you. That's what. Wank this.

[@patriciaanon2349]

What a creepy misogynist.

[@AngelofMusic04]

Interesting how he's a misogynist when he's usually lauded for writing some of the most complicated and revered roles for women in American cinema.

[@rl12345]

A misogynist who loves women? Seriously?

[@max17ren]

😂

[@teveve31]

Or, perhaps, you are a misandric?

[@patriciaanon2349]

@@stevezenn A reply one would expect from a misogynist.