Woody Harrelson Wants Conan To Buy A Houseboat With Him | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

Woody Harrelson asked Conan to buy a houseboat with him, and weeks later Conan heard Woody asking Flea the same question.
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[@LobsterSpecial]

The idea that Woody Harrelson co-owns multiple houseboats in various European cities with a variety of celebrities is very funny

[@cleverusername9369]

Mostly in and about Scandinavia, interestingly

[@timmie2k3]

"Oooh, I've got a little place there! I'm a co-owner with Woody Harrelson, we go swimming and throw beads at each other!"

[@ab-oh6zb]

​@@timmie2k3 you ever been to Dover?

[@a.akacic]

thanks for explaining the punchline

[@zevmag]

Its more like a Narrow Boat!

[@kstepko]

“We’re still in this! Don’t question it! … This is happening!” - Woody, desperate to keep his houseboat con game going

[@jkap34]

"Guess what nothing, check with your wife" - Ted Danson

[@MajorJJH]

This was just such a beautifully delivered line. Utterly hilarious.

[@rickitynick4463]

Wisdom.

[@bwedesign]

Truer words of wisdom have never been spoken.

[@cleverusername9369]

For real though, words to live by

[@maximillianosaben]

I've rewound that moment so many times by now, it's just so darn perfectly timed and funny!

[@grbiker8278]

Long ago, Woody asked me if I wanted to go 50/50 on an old canoe in Winniboujou Wisconsin.

[@user-yn7yo1co3k]

Hope you took him up on that offer. You may have to share ownership with Flea. 🛶

[@davidsr9719]

Woody asked me if I was willing to go 50/50 on a houseboat in Galveston, Tx

[@kryaxe]

Whoa! Wait just a minute! Woody asked me to go 50/50 on a houseboat in Jacksonville, Fl.

[@alaire1]

Woody asked me if I wanted to halvsies on a Boston Whaler in New Bedford. It's not a houseboat, but it does have a nice awning.

[@user-yn7yo1co3k]

@alaire1 I'd read the fine print if I were you.

[@gregduke5812]

I met Woody once. He literally asked me to go in on a houseboat with him. What the hell.

[@user-yn7yo1co3k]

I was at a dinner with him a few years ago, and he never mentioned it to me or my husband. 😢 [sad]

[@helenl3193]

​@@user-yn7yo1co3k thoughts and prayers to you

[@jonirischx8925]

I'm just some unemployed chump from Finland, but to my surprise I was awoken in the middle of the night by a door knock last month, and as I opened the door I find Woody Harrelson maniacally staring into my eyes, asking if I want to buy a houseboat with him. I thought I was still dreaming so I told him to bugger off, hoping I'd move on to some more pleasant dreams, but it all makes sense now...

[@user-yn7yo1co3k]

We live and we learn.

[@philyvo]

🙌🏽

[@americannightmare2109]

Is that an ice pack on his right hand?

[@user-yn7yo1co3k]

@americannightmare2109 Yep, on an earlier segment, he explained that Ted took him to the restroom and bandaged his hand.

[@RandomPlaceHolderName]

@@americannightmare2109 Woody was just in a small motorcycle accident.

[@kevinkuenn5733]

Kinda sounds like a Ponzi scheme to me 😂 "Oh yeah, you own 50% of this boat, same as these twenty other people! Oops it sank, oh well."

[@thomasthompson5613]

More time-share, but yeah. You're correct

[@tumblelake63]

Woody is a Ponzi scheme.

[@bobxyzp]

The giggle ganga garden ain’t cheap! All those pesky regulations

[@channel23753]

Woody and Conan are in their 60s, and Ted is 76. Wow. They are looking great and are definitely redefining the "older years."

[@swapneelchand5219]

frs conan and woody looks like early 50s and I thought ted was at least mid 60s

[@raveoreynolds6049]

Let's be honest here, Ted's really the only one who looks good for his age.

[@hasselett]

Nah, Woody looks amazing too.​@@raveoreynolds6049

[@brokenglassshimmerlikestar3407]

@@raveoreynolds6049 yeah he's a real silver fox

[@BrendanHenry]

Holy balls, Ted's burn at 7:00 is SO fast. Love it.

[@tcurtin]

That burn was so good I came here from the podcast looking for the video. It should be a Short. It should go fourth on Ted’s bio, right behind “co-owns a houseboat with Woody and TimOfAllTrades in Amsterdam”

[@sy_the_slayer]

Can you explain the punchline?

[@VideoNozoki]

@@sy_the_slayer Conan "doesn't take payment for his 'comedy'." [Because Conan _isn't_ funny, that isn't a major problem for him] It is just a joke (teasing a friend), but Ted's joke is that "Conan isn't funny." Conan: "I've never taken payment for my comedy." Ted: "Oh, in comedy... But that works out, right." (Then that isn't a problem.)

[@BrendanHenry]

@@sy_the_slayer basically, to pull it apart: Conan is joking that he's never taken money for working in comedy, as if it's a gift to the world. Everyone kind of begins to react to the joke, then Ted Danson says "oh, 'in comedy' though, right? So that works out". This implies that, because Conan has never been funny, he's been able to get paid the entire time, as it never qualified as 'comedy'

[@martinadrianarcenas867]

And guess who extended an approving high five😅

[@ktktktktktktkt]

Woody came to me first... we were gonna go 50/50 on a houseboat in Lake Ontario. Now that I think about it, it doesn't really make sense he would want to live in Canada but I wasn't thinking at the time...

[@SureWhatever_]

Co-Owning a houseboat with Woody Harrelson does sounds really good on paper

[@CromulentKajiggers]

Woody and I were supposed to share a storage unit in Kalamazoo, but I heard he asked Salvador Perez to co-own a Jack in the Box in Kansas City.

[@user-yn7yo1co3k]

Hold on, now. These ideas sound like investments. Woody has a lot of irons in the fire. Don't be so quick to judge.

[@petersotherland9230]

He must be in Kalamazoo a lot. His pitch to me was for a Culvers franchise location.

[@LexingtonB09]

Hahaha this comment got me 😂

[@MyThoughts19902X]

I got an email from Woody asking if I am willing to go 50/50 on a houseboat in France. Sold everything I owned to raise money and when I finally replied to him, he didn't respond.

[@alex0589]

Ted Danson is SUCH a killer, he was so quick and funny on this. I had no idea. 6:50 is all-time.

[@globdrop]

The laugh Ted does @ 4:06 is insane

[@ImpressionismFTW]

Like a subconscious Woody the Woodpecker trying to break free

[@OnTheNerdySide]

5:06 is his demon laugh

[@globdrop]

​@@ImpressionismFTW my thoughts exactly 😂

[@jaxsun72]

I work at a travel center off of I-80 cleaning restrooms. I met Woody back in 2015 and he asked me also.

[@elcorado83]

My power went out last week. I live in the remote wilds of Canada and we had a generator. I walked out to see if refueling it would solve the blackout. I walked across the lawn to it and tripped over something. Whatever I tripped over made a loud groaning noise. I realised it was a person, passed out on my lawn. "Hey, are you okay?" I said. "Oh...yeah..sure.." the man said. He continued "You wanna go fifty fifty on a houseboat with me...?" I can't be sure, in the darkness, but I think it was...

[@clickster1883]

(6:57) Ted Danson from the top rope! 😂🤣😂

[@OnTheNerdySide]

5:07 Ted's inner demon laugh comes out

[@nbbim2012]

Passing fancy - this is happening 😂😂😂😂😂

[@rj-ge1qr]

I can't believe this! Woody once asked me to co-own a taco truck with him in Texas. I thought I was special 😔

[@user-yn7yo1co3k]

You are. Don't be sad. Woody speaks highly of you when we're in San Antonio eating fajitas.

[@mjr2451]

Woody gave away 850% of that houseboat.

[@user-yn7yo1co3k]

Well, yeah. That makes sense. You have to spend money to make money.

[@jasonniraula4245]

Love that Gourley made his presence known through subtitles 😂

[@emu_warrior]

but it's weird, I think the subtitles were wrong with one of the words lol

[@darkurthe]

Wish my old man was around, he loved Cheers and I loved Conan... we'd have had a blast watching this.

[@jaredmatthews252]

I'm a huge cheers fan, I'm trying to get my views up on the cheers podcast, because I love the show and the guys. Can't wait to see them hit their groove and start putting their own spin on the pod genre. It's always great to see things from the start and then hopefully to success.

[@Akirsch16]

2:08 "well nail him down on the city for christ sake" a good line

[@Elkdog]

This has to be one of the best episodes of Conan O'Brien needs a friend. I have listened to all of them and always enjoy, but the chemistry between Woody and Ted and Conan is great!

[@korbensc7218]

Great talk. Warm, funny, good people. Love it.

[@silverfilmsofficial]

Thanks again for the offer woody, a houseboat in amsterdam would be great!

[@ResidentZorbachev]

Woody came to me in Ireland 🇮🇪🍀☘️ with an idea that he had for a reverse toilet 🚽 where you would sit facing the opposite way to normal... Let's go 50 50 he said! 😊 He never mentioned the house boat though! 😂

[@user-yn7yo1co3k]

Don't mean to be pushy, but I'd like to hear more about the toilet. About to retire and always looking for "can't-fail" investments.

[@bartektrame8801]

whys the last video private D:

[@maximillianosaben]

I've already listened to this episode three-times-over, never mind these KZbin clips.

[@DV8340]

This is absolutely insane the chemistry! Having such a blast!

[@viktorhaluzicky5216]

5:34. 5 min for love 5 for hate. Ted and woody. Man. Thank u. Not only foe all u done for our plesure. But growing old with u its so awesome that we can tell u this directlly. Amazing energy ❤

[@MarcKloos]

I just happened to be in Amsterdam today. It was a 2½ train ride for me 😅

[@JasonCoulston]

Woody is such a strange and wonderful human and the friendship with Ted is a pleasure to see. We re-visited the entirety of Cheers during the Pandemic and it was a killer time capsule.

[@emu_warrior]

i watched it for the first time during covid and it's an amazing show

[@CanadaDan]

This is why this podcast is one of the best out there. Love it

[@rickitynick4463]

"Hello sir, we'd like to ask you about your car's extended warranty... uh, what? A houseboat? Where??? Uh... sure?"

[@mcbecker333]

Conans laugh is infectious ☺️

[@thomaschristopherwhite9043]

I saw the back of that head and that incredible hair and immediately went "Is that Ted Danson!?"

[@andydufresne8034]

Woody is so full of surprises. Based on his nice guy character from Cheers, I was shocked seeing him in Natural Born Killers and Larry Flynt, and couldn't believe it when I found out he was a stoner. What fun those parties must have been.

[@lachauntiswashington231]

This is great 😂😂😂😂

[@zhougong9957]

I like what Ted Danson said thank you to Conan straight 😊😊

[@alex0589]

i just got one of those chinese spam robo-calls. When i had the voicemail translated, the translator said something about a wooden houseboat in Helsinki, i think there's some stuff lost in translation here

[@dakotashanenunley6928]

I bumped into Woody Harrelson a while back at Salsa and Beer in the valley here in LA. Wildest thing -- after a couple margaritas he approached my table blabbering about some house boat somewhere in Europe.

[@Polarke27]

I was absolutely dying laughing 🤣 great episode

[@Bat_Rag]

Woody asked me to go 50/50 on a houseboat in Singapore. He signed the boat under my name and grew weed in it, I'm now on death row. Classic Woody

[@ThunderPants13]

6:57. WOW.....Teddy.........burnsville. 😄😄

[@Grateful2Exist]

If you haven't yet, I definitely recommend listening the the entire episode, this was a great one.

[@jounalehtio2317]

lmao Conan got that broccoli hair

[@jeffolson7250]

This is the funniest bit I have seen in a long time

[@cleverusername9369]

Scottish viewer here, Woody Harrelson once asked me if I wanted to go in 50/50 on a castle in the Outer Hebrides. I'm starting to question the authenticity of that proposition.

[@roscoemuttley]

Woody can afford a fleet of houseboats!

I met Ted Danson on a film set in 1989 in Vancouver and there were houseboats present......

[@MrVisde]

OMG, how did I forget that Woody and Ted worked together on Cheers? They’ve both gone on to have such long and successful careers. Completely forgot they were on that show back in the day.

[@jerzeyguy71]

I met Woddy Harleson in Atlantic city one day at the craps table, and he offered to go 50/50 with a row boat!!! Love this interview with the two best Bartenders ever!! but I am not a fan of their podcast.. its not as stimulating for me.. I actually had a CHEERS board/trivia game about 95% finished before reaching out to companies, when one my brothers for Xmas in 93? bought me the cheers board game! i stopped my idea at that point, but I had such a great game! still have the drawings of the board and trivia questions and the Normisms and Cliffisms..

[@johndag8097]

Conan, Woody, Ted, I am an ex-pat living in Copenhagen. My wife is here with UNICEF and my son and I came along for the ride. We moved here from Seattle and we love it here. I happen to be an architect that fortunately had a friend who knew an architect in Copenhagen and I have been working for his firm the past 3 years. Therefore, I would love to help the 3 of you in anyway I can with your dream houseboat (remote podcast studio). Cheers, John

[@ericdmaki]

We need a summer special podcast from a houseboat

[@GrisouIII]

Yes yes yes

[@billhendricks3143]

High happy people could say that and 1000% mean it sincerely every time to each person

[@tonijackson3421]

Yes we could brother

[@bodiealsip180]

Met Woody at a bar in Nashville and he asked the whole bar to go in on a houseboat with him after buying everyone a round. We're pissed 😭

[@matthewbartley3731]

Woody harrelson is one of the funniest people you'll find. The kind of guy you would hang out with

[@floorticket]

I'd like to see you two living on a narrow boat in the canals of England for a month.

[@JMPT]

Nice 🧡

[@QUEEFSWEAT]

Ted, Woody & Conan - 50/50. AWESOME!

[@MK-gv1wd]

So THAT was the weirdo who asked me on the bus on my way to work who asked me to own a houseboat in Berlin. I thought it was an odd question given that we were in Canada and blew him off..... But I guess it was Woody Harrelson....

[@user-yn7yo1co3k]

Woodrow does get around.

[@refragerator]

I once met Woody Harrelson in a supermarket in Vienna. He stood behind me as I was at the cash registers and when I was done and it was his turn he looked at me while the cashier rang his stuff and asked me, if I wanted to buy a house boat in Venice with him!? I was dumbstruck and just murmured something along the lines of "No, Mr. Harrelson, I don't even think they allow for houseboats in Venice and..." but he interrupted me and said "figured not, most people would want it in Amsterdam" and then he left without his things that the cashier just got done with. She looked at me as if I'd pay them and I just quickly grabbed my stuff and booked it. He was nowhere to be seen outside but there was a weird tent floating on a few pieces of wood on the Danube right behind the supermarket...

[@hayfordfrempong6369]

I want to be on Conan's Podcast Conan is my favorite TV HOST

[@scottdurkee9162]

Damn…woody came to me too , but it was in Greece !! 🤣😂🤣😂

[@MAC-op5fc]

Ted Danson looks fanastic!

[@johnmcnulty2705]

Ted with the zinger, wow.

[@RealityIsntReallyReal]

I'm co-owner (50/50) of the Woody Harrelson Timeshare Boathouse LLC, proprietor of the Amsterdam chapter, and I keep telling Woody we can't overbook anymore, but he doesn't listen.

[@maydavalle]

Woody told me we could get a 🏠🚤 in Helsinki 🇫🇮 I don’t remember, play the tape… I love ya👈🏽 Awww, I love you brother❤️

[@AttilatheThrilla]

The ULTIMATE stoner move is to ask everybody you know if they want to split on a houseboat with you.. 🤣🤣

[@Fiawordweaver]

Hilarious

[@generaljellyroll8737]

They could have their own navy made up of Dutch houseboats.

[@lcfnyc2007]

We just found a new series idea that HAVE to be made:. Conan, Ted and Woody shopping for a houseboat in London, Amsterdam and Copenhagen.

[@zonefitzgerald]

Ive always felt Woody was a good hangout person. And this proves it. Ted Danson is super cool too.

[@BadAcid999]

I'm still waiting for Woody to get back to me on that Pontoon Boat on Lake Travis...

[@HerbertKwan]

lol I was wondering can any one explain the joke around around the 7:00 minute mark where Ted says "oh for comedy, that's work out though"

[@oc1655]

implies conan's comedy is not good enough to warrant payment

[@brownkemosabe]

It's absurd because I could swear it was Woody Haralsen who came to me in a coffee shop on a random Tuesday in Mumbai asking me if I wanted to go splitsies on one of the city's ferries...

[@ebbderelict]

Ends with Conan and Flea owning a houseboat 50/50 and Woody is the only one that uses it.

[@LarryLawfer]

I ran into Woody in NYC in a Dunkin's a couple weeks ago in a long line and we got to talking. He asked me to go in with him on a houseboat on Lake Como. Now I am pissed

[@kallutherqeldroma6465]

Dear Mr. Harrelson, it appears you have not received our previous communication. As previously discussed, we have approved your application for a houseboat, now docked in the Adriatic Sea. We are alarmed at the volume of co-signers listed on the application. As we suggested, perhaps it may be better to consolidate all parties under an LLC? Happy to discuss at your earliest convenience. - Sergei's Discount Houseboats. With locations all across the Baltic!

[@nowkohnaoko]

"Guess what nothin'. CHECK WITH YOUR WIFE" 😂

[@emu_warrior]

Hi, I am from coppenhagen and own a house boat. I keep getting 50% offers on my houseboat from holywood stars from America but I don't think they all know that 50% times 10 doesn't really work, but now I am a billionaire, thank you. I will now buy their houses in holywood and own them as my slaves.

[@jrules3918]

Ted Danson is so cool and charming. ❤

[@seanwebb605]

Starting Monday there is a new podcast launching. Jay Leno's Houseboat.

[@AliShahed]

Podcast idea:” Imagine Woody but on strong pain killer!” 😍😍

[@NorthernShrew]

Ted Lasso has a lot to answer for.

[@davidmurphy8364]

We need S5 of True Detective with Marty and Rust

[@user-uu4ke9gc4n]

To cool

[@QuintonLeo]

Woody once asked me to go 50/50 in some ocean front property in Oklahoma, I'm still waiting for the hangout after I wrote the check.

[@floki-man]

I would like to be your ship’s engineer. Kept coast guard ships running for 8 years, can bake anything sourdough, grows mushrooms anywhere.

[@florete2310]

I mean, ... it could be a shared houseboat. I dunno, but... Having Woody Harrelson, Ted Danson and Flea as roomies actually sounds pretty badass... but that's just me...

[@KHeisig75]

Woody, I'll chip in on this houseboat also.😂

[@zombeast23]

💕 💕 💕 💕

[@sweetssandbox3526]

We talk about this being different house boats but couldn’t it be the same one just moving from city to city?

[@kstepko]

That’s my thinking: only one boat, multiple partners paying him a 50% stake, Woody doesn’t pay a dime.

[@swingWide]

"bastard" breaks the tension and guys laugh off their emotions, avoiding feeling too much and go back to macho...

[@ThatsOnYoutube]

Does the houseboat launch from Conan's failed beachfront property?

[@GrisouIII]

Deep cut to the early days. 😅 Respect!!

[@TubenIt83]

Woody told me the houseboat was in Fiji. Still waiting for him to send me the paperwork.