"aRe YOu cOld?" Snow literally falling off my beret into their open window... "Nah. But you about to be. Pull over, hop out and pop the trunk for me."
@antwonstewart34574 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Omnishredder4 ай бұрын
"If I got suck it up, so do you!"
@joshdev44044 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@vapes5314 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@ogd26264 ай бұрын
What!!!!!!?😂
@thibault97414 ай бұрын
That smile at the end 😂😂
@handbooms29594 ай бұрын
The "please don't tell on me" smile 😂
@legendofman124 ай бұрын
Got me rolling 😂😂
@gabrieldesousa80344 ай бұрын
Ahahaahahaahjaah ikr
@A55BertEinstain2 ай бұрын
Reminded me of Naruto
@MsKita00872 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Droneryderlee4 ай бұрын
“Stay warm defender” got me 💀 I can’t breathe died laighing
@maxismine98962 ай бұрын
I made it 1k likes and commented, your welcome
@darkmidnight8182 ай бұрын
It wasn't funny
@Tikii_92 ай бұрын
@@darkmidnight818Yeah thanks for telling us you never served. We don’t care😂
@Skuui2 ай бұрын
@@darkmidnight818"that'll show 'em" ah reply
@christiansaldana14492 ай бұрын
Hey people of the internet, I have never served. Would any of you mind folk like to explain the joke for me? Any explanation is much appreciated.
@mwoodall134 ай бұрын
I’m “out standing” killed me for some reason
@pyrylatvanen52264 ай бұрын
Yeah made me chuckle😂
@georgeacosta66503 ай бұрын
Double meaning 😅
@hmishfiddy2 ай бұрын
@@georgeacosta6650Exaaactly bro i was dying for a sec
@chrishicks87342 ай бұрын
I always said this any time anyone asked and no-one seemed to catch on
@Joseph660Ай бұрын
He literally is
@cooblur4 ай бұрын
No gloves during gate guard is crazy
@marcusbrown1883 ай бұрын
I never been to an air base, are u allowed to have gloves?
@westerncorsair2 ай бұрын
I know those damn pockets aren't made for hands private! - my old infantry DS
@Blade0427Ай бұрын
Normally there us a guard shack. At the gate.
@Blade0427Ай бұрын
Is
@CBG2895Ай бұрын
I believe they’re allowed to but at the discretion of that one specific base commander.
@BrawlerTheSmokyDutchMan4 ай бұрын
Yes ma'am it's cold, could use some military grade heated socks, ma'am😅.
@phyrexianjudgement4 ай бұрын
So regular socks
@BrawlerTheSmokyDutchMan4 ай бұрын
@@phyrexianjudgement i mean, it would not be that expensive🤷
@phyrexianjudgement4 ай бұрын
@@BrawlerTheSmokyDutchMan lowest bidder
@bigboi42694 ай бұрын
@@BrawlerTheSmokyDutchManNever underestimate what the DOD will overpay for.
@jasonml35084 ай бұрын
@@bigboi4269don’t you mean overestimate what the DOD is willing to pay
@EyesWideShuttt2 ай бұрын
"I'm good sir. How are you?" "I'm outstanding." "Yeah, literally"
@82473CАй бұрын
iiii get itttt
@theanalyticalrevolutionary3415Ай бұрын
Underrated Comment 😮😮😱😱
@troyknox9687Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@biscottigaming56634 күн бұрын
Yea this was the joke in the video
@Damocles542 ай бұрын
"You cold out here?" "No ma'am. So, I'm going to need you to pull over into the inspection area for me. You have your fleece on, right? You might get cold standing out here while I'm conducting my search"
@nervonabliss20713 ай бұрын
Best line if u curse on accident "i swallowed a bug"
@stormybil2 ай бұрын
Yessir.m we have used that one in the field a couple times 😂😅
@forkman56302 ай бұрын
In the cold? 😂🤔
@nervonabliss20712 ай бұрын
@@forkman5630 My throats dry... cold weather and all might have strep too 😮💨
@marcusjones3961Ай бұрын
Using this!!!
@callmeadmiral2967Ай бұрын
Ain't no bugs in -20F
@xplorerman1052 ай бұрын
'Are you cold?' 'No ma'am the air is cold not me'
@djfreem6881Ай бұрын
😂😂 they put me on the gate I’m using this in a half second
@AirGhostAlpha4 ай бұрын
That salute got me 😂
@yase04962 ай бұрын
"I swear to goodness" 😂
@cjlittle31762 ай бұрын
“Stay warm defender” “yes ma’am” we sitting in my car with the heat on for the rest of the night on orders
@Valhalla2Ай бұрын
Ouuuu
@pizzafire66664 ай бұрын
Bro caught lacking at end...
@davidponder16543 ай бұрын
One time an officer brought us a space heater, another one got mad about it. Welcome to the army😂
@kellychuba4 ай бұрын
I had a sailor say please don't smother me, ma'am. And then I tried really hard to stop.....Stay warm, defender!
@kangarooboy6162 ай бұрын
I don’t understand why don’t they like it when you say stay warm defender
@Puggy420692 ай бұрын
@@kangarooboy616 Because they can't stay warm. If they could stay warm they would have the day off or be inside.
@flightcffaux222 ай бұрын
My favorite phrases from my leadership was "cold is a state of mind" and "just stop shivering" i always remember those phrases when its cold and remember to SUFFER IN SILENCE
@micaelaiphysАй бұрын
Brings back so many memories. Thank you for the laugh.
@GamerDude272 ай бұрын
He sure is *out standing* 😂
@user-oz5vl2ho8v3 ай бұрын
He’s the first non-ashy brutha in 5 degree weather. 😂
@8bitdeloreanАй бұрын
“are you cold?” “nah i just go blue and die”
@geetarguy7772 ай бұрын
Tyler the Defender 💀
@James-ud3vq2 ай бұрын
That "Im out standing" joke went over your heads 😂
@l4nes4 ай бұрын
"im out standing"
@Vietnam_SpeakingTrees4 ай бұрын
No pun intended
@mason79154 ай бұрын
“You have an amazing night I appreciate you 😬”
@spyratekodaks74942 ай бұрын
Dude, I can relate so fkn much with this! They really do be telling jokes like this!
@user-wo4uc2le2t4 ай бұрын
Your smile is contagious though and you look adorable too.
@mineofitsown2 ай бұрын
“Are you cold” I’d be like “I am a tad cold, but sorry to tell you, but, your the 5th car”
@12whitelines2 ай бұрын
This comment is underrated, and I know my petty ass would do such a thing and that’s partly why it was better I leave the heroic and badass acts to my older brother who did serve in the army.
@sioneiongi68573 ай бұрын
"Man down" had me 😂😂
@alexblok8833 сағат бұрын
This guy’s comedy is phenomenal… very fresh and very much on point…
@worldpeacearroyo8515Ай бұрын
This interaction might have saved LT's life for the night outside because he clearly hit a boiling point.
@jayrandolph93284 ай бұрын
Ya know I really mean it when I tell someone posted outside to stay warm or stay cool...I genuinely hope they find a way to stay comfortable...
@OGPvPMCАй бұрын
Me too:(
@murrayent1able19 сағат бұрын
What a very polite fella. Thank you for your services Sir 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡
@zrh1132Ай бұрын
That shaky ass salute gotta be the most real shit 😅
@Road-PeasantАй бұрын
"Stay dry" was the best. You're standing in a downpour and they pull up with their wipers set on mach 2 flicking water in your face, slide their window down half an inch and poke their ID out. You greet, check, hand it back, tell them to have a great day and they hit you with it. "Stay dry!" The thoughts that go through you head as they drive away leaving you to continue standing there soaked to the skin. Ah good times 😊
@OmniscientWarriorАй бұрын
I always turn my wipers off when I approach. Some people are like, it's just water, even if they are working the gate. But I am not good to be a rude asshole.
@irahayes3368Ай бұрын
That salute was almost a backhand😂
@tyler47304 ай бұрын
Brooooo you're too funny 😂
@LoneStarOMGTX4 ай бұрын
Boy her voice and that accent tho! 🫠
@Cokknine3334 ай бұрын
Yeah, what about it?
@TheLegendaryOsiris4 ай бұрын
Touch some grass bruh
@ctbbabykay14 ай бұрын
She from Louisiana
@stormybil2 ай бұрын
@@TheLegendaryOsirislol. Not many understand that expression
@engi.24 ай бұрын
Airman on gate guard duty be like:
@OmniscientWarriorАй бұрын
When that airman of from the comm squadron and the sf guys are good: ma'am we are conducting a random antiterrorism measurement and will need you to pull over here, turn off the vehicle, and open all doors and compartments. If they have an attitude, you also bring out the mirror. Might be just a quick 3 min search but that is plenty to get everything cold. Too bad the engine will do be warm enough to blow hot air in about 2 min and the can be fully warmed back up in 3.
@user-ov9pe4ll4jКүн бұрын
Even though it's comedy. Respect this people. Leaving their love one's to fight for you. Thank you for your service. Out standing....
@nidhoggr81934 ай бұрын
"Nah, it's not cold out here ma'am. I just can't feel my feet, my hands, or my face. 😁😑
@austinwattler52262 ай бұрын
I would’ve at least give him a hot drink and gloves lol 😆
@earningattorney98873 ай бұрын
Yes masta vibes
@eazyLANZY4 ай бұрын
Bro i can feel you. And its about to say "what? A five .....degree"
@modnargx97182 ай бұрын
that forced smile at the end hahaha
@holysinnerxxx4 ай бұрын
Happy New Year to all those serving; especially in a deployed location.
@thinbluelinefr88844 ай бұрын
Thanks for them, happy new year for you and your family !
@holysinnerxxx4 ай бұрын
@@thinbluelinefr8884 same to you!
@thinbluelinefr88844 ай бұрын
@@holysinnerxxx Thank you🤙🤙💪. I'm not a US active duty member but in French uniform as my French military family Thank you so.much for you message, many respects for US comrades who i worked with them ☺️🇨🇵🇺🇲 Take care and God bless you
@comradedog7144Ай бұрын
“Ay stay warm lil bro”
@kevinbutton4580Ай бұрын
"Mam im gonna need to to hop out and pop the trunk" 😂
@okkipooky86122 ай бұрын
Same thing when we deliver packages 📦 and it’s raining 🌧️ and the customers say “thank you for my package! STAY DRY OUT THERE” 😂😂
@eligormley16102 күн бұрын
“I swear to goodness” got me dead
@AudioAlcove4 ай бұрын
Ayyy my man. Where u been???
@markmiranda28704 ай бұрын
The scream at the end got me 🤣🤣🤣
@k.z.982Күн бұрын
I like this guy so much😂
@cadejawilson9252 күн бұрын
His smile 🥰
@OniSyphon4 ай бұрын
lol, channeled Gilbert Gottfried at the end😅
@UniteChopRiseАй бұрын
The smile at the end 😂😂
@yousufahmed74572 ай бұрын
“ I swear tah goodaess”🤣🤣🤣
@johntaylor2512 ай бұрын
I used to have a friend who worked at a restaurant and lived on the base and he would bring fries back when his shift was over for the people at the gate
@LoFoShoАй бұрын
The amount of “stay warms” I got in the middle of a -10 degree blizzard was unreal.
@guitarshreder91Ай бұрын
He said "I'm outstanding" 😂🤣😂🤣 Cuz he is 😂
@davidguaracha14412 күн бұрын
I love this guy.
@XenoCorperate19 күн бұрын
That landline call went hard with the Re-Deployment lol
@trueone_tz3 ай бұрын
Salute from Tanzania 🇹🇿 🙌 ❤ Stay warm budy
@charlesphillips192826 күн бұрын
I have to admit I get a real kick out of you guy's!!! Keep up the good work and make us laugh!!! 👍
@sirgigachad18944 ай бұрын
Way too relatable 😂
@bobyu97854 ай бұрын
These are hilarious
@marydillon303921 күн бұрын
Toughest guy around!
@ontheedgeofshadow279019 күн бұрын
I was afraid those fingers might have gotten stuck to your dome in that super cold! 😂🖤
@LogikalMindsetАй бұрын
Used to work with British Navy Dude and he used to say: "There's no such thing as cold only varying levels of warmth." As crazy as that sounded that actually helped me out alot. 😂
@GreenEyedRogue4 ай бұрын
It's Zeros like you that make me proud to serve!!
@MunchkinPlayz8610Ай бұрын
his sarcasm is hilarious bro 😂😅
@jacobrobison7088Ай бұрын
The next person in line is getting it double now
@remimakama17369 сағат бұрын
I swear to goodness 😂😂😂good one dear.
@BigMac80083 ай бұрын
This guy makes some of the funniest videos on the internet right now
@Kevin.miller.Tactical8 сағат бұрын
😂😂😂 YU....man ,,, wtf ..??!? 😂😂😂😂 your Vids are cool 😂😂ll keep it up 😂😂😂
@user-tt3wy6sy3w2 ай бұрын
I love his smile bro
@rulyon72223 күн бұрын
A coworker told me the only comment he ever appreciated from an officer at the gate was when they said they appreciated them performing their duties despite the conditions.
@verticalstance4 ай бұрын
stay warm out there buddy
@ssgtericway5510Ай бұрын
The “thank…..you….” 😂😂😂😂
@flutterbeth4260Ай бұрын
I love the first joke, "im OUT STANDING" IN DA COLD😂😂
@anthonywalsh95814 ай бұрын
"stay warm", "stay cool", "stay dry" like awe jeez thank you so much for making this 12 hour guard shift so much better i totally was not doing any of those things until you showed up to save me modern jesus
@MFGo0se024Ай бұрын
That smile reached volumes
@justinscott82633 ай бұрын
Y'all be making us late!🤣💀
@johnnyreb22412 ай бұрын
Its like Major Paynes son comin out during that thank salute 🤣🤣
@tja48062 ай бұрын
He said “I swear to goodness” 😂😂😂
@alexhuerta61642 ай бұрын
That blood flow from the anger got his ass warm 😂
@CarbideSixКүн бұрын
“Stay warm, Defender.” Not an insult, but an order. Why? Because you’re the best there is at what you do.
@Neovonte2 күн бұрын
Swear to goodness is crazy 😂
@blasterblake6617Ай бұрын
"I'm going to need you to open all internal and external compartments"
@AnthonyfukinMaciasАй бұрын
“I’m out standing” 😂
@aceboogie5800Ай бұрын
I’m so weak 😂😂😂
@kevin-sw6bxАй бұрын
Lmao I swear to goodness got me
@The_Lone_Ronin718 күн бұрын
Should’ve played it off as a sneeze 😂
@MWTGoldenGun3 ай бұрын
I love his smile at the end
@one600squeeze3Ай бұрын
I love the smile at the end
@CainLupusАй бұрын
That's why I always just tell em "Take care" or "have a good one". They can at least control that 😂
@OmniscientWarriorАй бұрын
Take care is what I usually say to everyone always.