When someone asks Security Forces for directions at the gate.

[@cap10zomb]

I'm a civilian. I accidentally pulled up to a base checkpoint while i was lost and driving. They showed me how to get back on the road I was looking for. Nice people.

[@tachyontee3877]

I was an Army MP. Helping lost drivers was probably the most relaxed interactions I had. Of course I'm gonna be nice to you guys. Waaaayyy better than dealing with entitled officers' wives.😅

[@SoSmartItHurts]

Yeah this is just a skit, a poorly written skit, with even poorer acting skills. All their jokes were for low level IQ individuals. Military day to day life is way more boring than this though.

[@2MchKrma]

@@tachyontee3877whats your best officer wife story?

[@GreyBlackWolf]

I live near a base with multiple entrances. Its always been a fear to pull in by accident. I have hopped curbs to avoid it.

[@iamoctonate]

That happened to me on more than one occasion in San Diego. So many easy ways to accidently exit a main road and end up at the front gate. Always a pleasant interaction though.

[@eaglestryker1338]

How it really ends: "Thanks man. Stay warm". *Proceeds to get lost*

[@_K_W]

Haha. It’s funny cause it’s true

[@dantereynolds5269]

I’m so guilty of this, thank you for this comment it made my day.

[@et9120]

Not the "stay warm", they will chase you on foot.

[@lionsatmidnight]

Lmao that “stay warm” 😂

[@alexandervandermark9670]

Too bad this is on a tropical island

[@ianp.5596]

I once went to an AF base to use their cac center.... I'm an army guy. The AF security guys, when I asked for directions to the center, preceded to meow at me... then told me the real directions in between moews super fast so I couldn't understand. Then an NCO walked up and the others stopped laughing. She asked my MOS. I said I'm a scout. Then she said, you should know where you're going. 10 outta 10... best gate guards ever lmfao. I did find the center tho. I thought it was hilarious, but I was like c'mon guys I'm just trying to get this dang thing updated and had no mercy brought upon me.

[@sassythesasquatch8036]

Hell yeah 19d if you aint cav…

[@pjthornton220]

😂it be like that

[@miaouew]

moews

[@RAIDEN_117]

Damn you were basically cat called

[@jacksonhocutt]

@@sassythesasquatch8036cav ain’t shit

[@B_132]

These guards needs a movie! 🍿

[@michaelmorgan5305]

They aren't guards they're cops.

[@ceaseinthebuilding]

@@michaelmorgan5305 security forces not cops either

[@michaelmorgan5305]

@@ceaseinthebuilding They are law enforcement, they have a badge and a gun, they have patrol cars, and they arrest people. If they aren't cops what are they? Baristas?

[@ceaseinthebuilding]

@@michaelmorgan5305 air force members serving as such positions are referred to as security forces. yes law enforcement ON base. not cops. you could’ve put that together yourself

[@ceaseinthebuilding]

@@michaelmorgan5305 you would call the miltary police before you called them cops nobody wants to be a cop

[@deniserwinston6243]

The timing of the “2years “simultaneously with the voice deepness is Classic

[@riverside321]

It's stupid , actin the fool , holster no gun . Couple of happy slaves shuck n jive

[@countrydippers7189]

Very smooth lol 😂

[@reality3070]

@we_r_not_the_same hilarious 😶

[@erico2079]

Yah that choreography for ya

[@marlabrown7487]

🤣🤣😂😂😅

[@WilluOrNot]

They are literally filming this in front of the commissary 😂😂😂

[@lakrishahill3985]

Exactly

[@marielovelygold8337]

😮😯

[@eddypetch]

Lol

[@justinscott8263]

Some people can't read 🤣🤣🤣

[@WilluOrNot]

The glass bricks are a dead giveaway.

[@L00seYourself123]

“An about face like that but you want to do it with your vehicle” literally had me dying 🤣🤣🤣

[@musamenseh4019]

" He is on drugs "😂🤣😂

[@GuidelinesViolater]

like floyd when he got punished

[@MClayton243]

That "hit an about face with ya vehicle" killed me

[@extrm161]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aniZlmeKlq-roas 1:08

[@violetaandrada1466]

when

[@eliezergomezvasquez8130]

Same😂

[@havenceceliafavaloro5782]

Same 😂

[@riverhunter21226]

“how long you been here?” “two years…” “TWO YEARS?!?”

[@thomasscott4376]

Said the man with the empty holster..

[@mamba__24]

Boii he on drugs for answering that phone backwards 😂😂 he a different breed

[@NatorGreen7000]

Lol

[@XeroWill2Live]

“We got a bullet and BTZ in the bag” 🤣🤣

[@mustardman2557]

Only us AF ppl know that. What about their volunteer hours, and self improvement 😂😂

[@hayro252]

?

[@ChristinH.]

What's a BTZ

[@willt7492]

Below the zone. Promotion from A1C (E3) to SrA (E4) 6 months early.

[@richmondl.littlejohniii]

What is a bullet??

[@therealfurious4444]

“You wanna hit an about face but you wanna do it wit your vehicle” *lmao*

[@marlabrown7487]

😄😄😆😆

[@shawnburgin8082]

He could’ve said hit an rear march with your vehicle

[@inflatedskunk7768]

​@@shawnburgin8082 No that's what it is called in the AF

[@jackcallaway1228]

His face when he leans in and confirms drug use with a sniff is great

[@zacharyharris1115]

Just like the cops do!

[@Toshiro4619]

@@zacharyharris1115 Exactly.

[@SeekingTruth_DailyBread]

I thought he was smelling the poo from all the bull

[@gmkmegatron4717]

Hilarious

[@your_-_mom]

@@Toshiro4619 nope

[@johnstraub7494]

I was an SP for 20 years, retired in 95. I love that Air Force cops have such a good sense of humor. Not sure if anyone noticed, that neither SF were not carrying weapons. So this is a great parody of dealing with people.

[@olulanaisimi861]

Turn your car off gets more serious every time he says it. Know you’re in some type of shit😂

[@fossegrims]

Lmao asked for directions once and ended up driving through the middle of the artillery range. Good times 😂

[@PaintballerHaven]

Casual rounds landing around like “yeah I think I’m lost”

[@jeffreyschrantz497]

Back in the day, my dad and some friends (not military) were playing paintball out in the middle of the desert. Ended up too close to an armory….. they had hella troops with guns on them lol. Basically just told them to find a new place to play

[@dynamicpaintball]

@@jeffreyschrantz497 same thing happened once when I traveled out of state and our buddy took us shooting. Turns out his "spot" was on a USAF Bombing Range in the New Mexican Desert. MP'S where very nice considering we had literal loaded weapons but told us to get lost.

[@AJ-vj3es]

@@dynamicpaintball since when tf did we start callin New Mexico “New Mexican”?

[@Crooklyn7]

@@AJ-vj3es he’s talking ab a desert in New Mexico so it’s a New Mexican desert in simpler terms, it might not be right but it’s pretty self evident what he meant

[@Joshmo1234]

Who would actually talk to MPs outside of getting pulled over by one for going 3 MPH past the limit?

[@Thinkoutsidethebox15]

Dependents 😆

[@DRat_]

I did once. And the looked so fucking annoyed😂

[@0Scuba0Steve0]

They aren't MPs. 👀

[@okinawanah3463]

I had to talk to them for an assault by a Navy sailor caught on GoPro too bad local cops were like it's too complicated to write anything up due to SOFA

[@Danny-dh2pg]

@@0Scuba0Steve0 basically are

[@DaveMayfield]

Dudes harmonized on Two Years! Single to be released soon

[@Chris-bi3yx]

I’ve been a military sister for about 3 years now, I love sending these to my lil big bro. Salute and thank you for all who have served our country!!!

[@SpiderrManX]

“go ahead and turn ya car off, turn ya car off sir” 😂😂😂 that shit too accurate

[@cop2506]

Why do they tell you to turn it off

[@SpiderrManX]

@@cop2506 bcs they’re going to detain you and search the car for any contraband. I’ve seen it happen before that’s why it hit home for me lol

[@fantasticmrfox7497]

And putting the special gloves on

[@amirablue.b186]

It's a wrap he was stupid coming up to them smelling like weed

[@ronniebishop2496]

Yeah might be real.

[@nickumstead]

Damn y’all security forces get better vests than the standard infantry lol

[@RoofTop12-b]

For real. And secfo don't even do much. Man's on the left has a whole ass jpc

[@woohcomedy4246]

Yea infantry gear is whack, I was talking to a couple infantry dudes when I went through air assault

[@blackout5058]

Probably self bought 🤔

[@deltarag]

You can buy your own gear

[@RoofTop12-b]

@@deltarag yes but it is up to your unit to whether or not you can wear it. Normally they want you to wear the shit they give you.

[@woodchuck94og]

I never have seen any guard being so happy about being guards

[@almostanengineer]

I’ve only been on a base three times in my life, once for a job interview (chef for the external catering company), and twice to deliver groceries to the padre, the marine on the gate was always the nicest person I spoke to, especially when your facing a guy holding an SA80 😅

[@monimal4670]

what marine is holding an SA80

[@Perseus7567]

Probably referring to a British base.@@monimal4670

[@skreeb]

@@monimal4670 I thought the SA80 was a british weapon

[@colbiashimaru]

@@skreebmaybe a british marine 😂

[@mylasmagicalmomentsllc9284]

“TWO YEARS!!! 😂😂 he on drugs, turn your car off sir!” 😂😂

[@ZgmfxO9A]

That “turn your car off” sir scared the shit out of me for some reason I don’t know why

[@ScottMStolz]

​​@@ZgmfxO9A Because they're no longer playing. This is now a search for contraband and a check to see if you're DUI or using a stolen ID.

[@fcc7172]

“Yeah I know how to get to the commissary” awkward pause then the video ends 🤣

[@loonsieosu2340]

"We got a bullet and BTZ" I'm fucking dead

[@jeremyphelps5140]

“In the bag” haha

[@southernautorestorationllc743]

Our boys keeeping the rest of our boys safe. GREAT JOB!!

[@inuyashy6663]

Them niggas ain’t doin shit🤣🤣

[@wilderjacob6]

That ending 🤣 "Turn off your car bro"! I'm dead 🤣

[@antoinemartinjr.710]

The commissary is always in the weirdest spots 😅

[@rayediamond7098]

This was the funniest thing I’ve seen all day. The sf was in sync too.

[@Intelligent370]

Guy on the left looks like an Island Boy from a multiverse where he joined the Air Force instead of trying to be a rapper.

[@stormiistarrshyn]

😆😆😆😆

[@Afib95]

😂😂😂

[@SA345yt]

"Do an about Face with you car" hahahaha

[@fernandosmith5335]

😭😂😂😂 when they both said “2 years?!”

[@SuperFriday]

Ha ha ha! They figured it out! I used to ask for directions just so they wouldn't check my vehicle.

[@mustang9549]

“We got a bullet and a BTZ in the bag” 😂😂 That joke hits different now that I just got done working around active duty cats for an extended period of time.

[@JacobSantosDev]

What does it mean?

[@tylerlichon9529]

@@JacobSantosDevit’s called below the zone and it’s a possibly early promotion to senior airman and you’re score is based on how many “bullets” (basically good things you’ve done) you have written down on your evaluation report

[@Robert5185]

What's a bullet and BTZ?

[@stevew1643]

@Robert5185 BTZ-Below the zone. Pretty much early promotion opportunities for going above and beyond. Bullets- bullet points like you would see on a resume.

[@gravitatingawaytv]

Swear it does🤣🤞🏿..damn I miss these days💯

[@hapichampagne5916]

This was so well done it seems legit. They’d said 2years?! He said I’m not trying to hear that 😂

[@TopDogAnubis9047]

Facts 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@simonevanleeuwaarde9974]

It is. I was in for 3 yrs.....

[@jporkchop]

😂 too funny. "TWO YEARS!?" lol

[@georgemcfly4273]

Please don't stop with your creativity. These are freaking great!!! More people need to notice y'all!

[@woohcomedy4246]

Love🤘🏾❤️

[@extrm161]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aniZlmeKlq-roas 1:08

[@Axeman428]

Wassup George, how’s Marty?

[@georgemcfly4273]

Still waiting for the capacitor to start fluxing🇺🇲

[@sonsoftheconstitution995]

That's air force for ya lol. I love my Air force people . Retired Gunnery Sgt Martinez USMC. Much love y'all

[@brucegray706]

SFMF

[@tberry79]

So true. I spent 20 years in the Air Force & this is what it’s like. It’s amazing that our military is able to hold together.

[@chrisley4100]

You hit em with the "I just gave the guy in front of you directions, follow him." Hahahaha

[@marksullivan6319]

They went from l laughing and smiling to dead serious at the end lol

[@geofreykairosman2133]

They get so serious at the end 🤣

[@calvinmorris2037]

"I smell some drugs , alcohol , all that " waaab

[@lisacanavan5665]

The way the guy on the right goes from jokey kid having the craic, to serious soldier, “turn the car off sir” 😂 these guys are gas ❤️🇮🇪❤️

[@Mike_Stanford]

he tryna hide that empty holster so hard 😭🤣

[@DSB831]

Chair Force

[@eugenepardo4796]

😂😂😂 that’s what sayin

[@TheAhernFamily1]

Lmao

[@gsp404faith5]

🤣🤣🤣🤣yes

[@jalenad11]

Looks like Fort Sam. I didn't know where that commissary was for a while either.

[@R0binah00d]

I like they brag to each other about catching the driver. Right in front of the driver. But the Air Sniff into the Head Nod takes the cake. I almost fell out of my chair.

[@richy85]

The way they said “two years?” In sync tho 🤌👌

[@reedrk88t]

"Airmen, Where The Actual Fuck are your weapons?" "Beat your face!"

[@Surpasser18]

" it's cool our third is watching them in the gate shack for us. "

[@tieroneactual2228]

A non-regulation holster, & no sidearm either! Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!

[@timwilliams4155]

They're not on duty when they make these videos.

[@akamiuhden7980]

His pants not being bloused is what's killing me

[@7InkredibleTruth7]

"A bullet and BTZ in the bag." 🤣😆😂 Had me rolling. Did gate duty one year and I can confirm this.

[@billyjoe8185]

What does BTZ mean?

[@redeye7506]

Lmao love the pride the men have in their checkpoint, even enough down time to make a pile of videos. Really doing the hard work

[@AMERICAFIRST223]

About face with your vehicle was classic!!

[@leighyates4743]

Your skits are so real!! Hilarious 😂

[@bendonnell8032]

“We got a bullet and BTZ in the bag” EPR gonna look good!

[@lefuglyduck]

What does that mean?

[@mikeoneill81]

Btz means Below the zone. It’s just getting promoted ahead of time

[@BeRightBack131]

You know you messed up when they say "turn the car off."

[@uknw1952]

😄

[@jdjacobo3594]

Depends on the rank.

[@mikehart2088]

I love this because the two security guards said "TWO YEARS" IN UNISON & I learned where the commissary and the PX are in the first two weeks, so I'm gonna have to agree with security and say that you most definitely are under the influence of one or more illegal substances, because there is no excuse for not being able to find the commissary.

[@bernicewalsh3432]

Great humour guys. Nice art.

[@11HunterGrey11]

When I first got stationed at Campbell I would literally beat my face against the steering wheel trying to find places 😂. It’s a fkn maze bro.

[@isucktoesmomdealwithit1396]

Not naming names but, dated someone stationed at MacDill Air Force Base and that place was laughably ginormous, had every fast food restaurant, Home Depot, a John Deere store, and a Harley Davidson dealership. So I got a brief idea of how it must’ve felt for you even though it was only a few hours I was allowed on base, if I were able to enlist and wind up there, I’d feel like Waldo trapped in every series that was ever published all combined into a Smorgasbord of constantly brightening up everyone’s day getting to watch me being ordered to pick up all the pine cones only to be told to spread them back out in a different pattern seconds after picking up the last pine cone

[@skiphopkerplunk4464]

Campbell was a cakewalk compared to Ft Hood.

[@TheKayFThree]

“I’m not tryna hear that” lmfao Ft. Bragg memories i swear😂😂😂😂 MP’s did not fw us especially when we ask where the gym is

[@sikitra]

For sure...I live by FT. Bragg now 🤣🤣🤣

[@uswoodworks914]

I would get asked that at Mcguire AFB rear gate all the time. you drive right past it when you approach the gate.

[@kenneth8370]

“He on drugs” 😂

[@Thadude701]

The navy used to have marines at the guard shack I think they switched to dogs since there easier to train.

[@BabyBlondie311]

Big oof 😂

[@kr0nk]

Shots fired ..shots fired..🤣🤣🤣

[@rustykoenig3566]

I love getting marines all riled up by telling them they are sailors. Wherever they go... the navy takes them there... And if I'm not mistaken they are even posted to navy ships too lol. Fun times :)

[@magenlin]

*They're

[@_K_W]

I was leaving PCSing from a base in Europe and had to fly out of a base I was unfamiliar with. So I’m walking around looking for the movie theater which was by the chow hall. Asked this kid waking by the dorms where the chow hall was, because why wouldn’t he know going into the dorms where food is? and he had no clue. Dude said he been there 3 weeks himself and hadn’t found it yet. He just been ordering food to go and catching the restaurant before it closes. His people failed him or he was fucking with me but he was legit nervous to admit he was lost.

[@vivous6842]

Damn, ive been in the same situation, didnt even know it was their job to do that. Just thought it was normal to be expected to know stuff

[@_K_W]

@@vivous6842 bruh! Fk no, someone supposed to show you around and make sure you can get everything. Or at least make sure you know where it’s at. I hate the lazy shit we do to people because someone did it to them.

[@futurehendrix1706]

Was it Souda Bay lmao they hide the damn galley😂

[@onyxesprit7641]

Movie Theater..?? 🤣🤣🤣 Boy you better get a DVD player or Netflix subscription.

[@_K_W]

@@onyxesprit7641 you missed the part about the pcs completely I see.

[@agoins]

That about face was smooth, what made it funnier was when his partner was doing it

[@jloveley6063]

The accuracy! This happened to me. 😂

[@jamesdouthit3876]

Why did I keep waiting for the other guy to break out with "I'm just an island boy" 🤣

[@jerome8601]

Would be funny

[@wesleygetsinger1859]

😂😂😂😂

[@uno_monyca4670]

“Turn the car off man” best line used 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@first_last-]

No, not even close. "Hit an about face, but wit ya vehicle" was a much better line.

[@coach7037]

Cool story, bro.... (where's the officer's service piece?) 🤣

[@justanotherotrguy]

I remember when Copenhagen came out with bourbon flavored long cut. I got to the gate and I had about 16 black berets wandering around my truck in in the blink of an eye. They made sure they were REALLLLLY thorough. Brought the dog and everything lol they didn't believe me until I showed them the can and they sniffed it. Good times lol

[@JimiArchive]

That dude got a nice smile

[@pacocruz9173]

You missed the cheeks ;)

[@VPZealouZ]

screw off bot

[@pacocruz9173]

@Urs Mr. Olympia so

[@DijahSabreena]

He’s so cute >_

[@Acistra]

Bought account

[@11thHrPro]

They got SERIOUS when they asked him to turn his car off. 🤣

[@oluwasesanjohn5844]

See how clean America soldiers are and cool. God bless America 🇺🇸 🙏

[@blacksheba41]

Soldiers funny and serious at the same time.....lol

[@Fireman85]

I’d say to him “you been here 2 years and can’t get to the commissary? Ah I see you must be special forces” Him “b-bu-but that’s arm-“ Me: “nah you definitely speCIAL forces” *gives directions*

[@joenuts2076]

160th SOAR

[@claytonlachance4920]

@@joenuts2076 that’s also army

[@joenuts2076]

@@claytonlachance4920 technically its the aviation part of the army so I would consider it airforce

[@austinallen6419]

@@joenuts2076 nope, every branch has their own aviation section

[@joenuts2076]

@@austinallen6419 true but its air

[@anthonyfenner1063]

I love the "we got a bullet and BTZ" man when you get a bullet, it's a great day. BTZ for sure.

[@gtarules1]

What does that even mean lol

[@anthonyfenner1063]

@@gtarules1 it means he's going to have a bullet for his annual performance review (which are hard to come by sometimes), and if everything goes as planned, get promoted early in a program the Air Force calls, "Below the Zone" aka BTZ.

[@anthonyaddario4653]

You two are fucking hilarious please keep it up 😂

[@realonedon9604]

Its the "i smell some" and the other guy doing the about face after the other guy did it.. Shit hilarious.. 😂 😂

[@king91860]

Bruh these videos be killing meee🙏🏾😂

[@NZCLUB_reals]

this guy keeps appearing.. last video was him screaming at the chiefs wife for speeding on base 😂

[@w..j..2605]

The “2 YEARS?!“ “Turn your car off sir” did me in LMAOOO 😂 Now that I think about it, when my dad was in the military, I don’t think I’ve ever heard him ask for directions. This must be why 😂 When we lived in Germany, the GI’s were just like this. Just get ready to have your car inspected if you even breathe wrong 😂

[@DiscoverLifeHacks]

Ended up at St Andrew’s Air Force base where I wasn’t supposed to be. Got directions like this that let me in and to an about turn…out of the base! The soldiers were actually cool like this lol

[@savagebanana3711]

Off duty Sergeant Foley be like:

[@Aatell764]

I've literally told someone to take the next 4 rights. When they naturally went in a circle I was like "What happened? Did you get lost?" They did it a second time. I convinced them they were probably driving to fast and missed the sign because it's a bit small. The second time they came around they knew I was messing with them because I couldn't keep a straight face after that second time. I was all oh my bad I thought you said how do I get to the clinic. They were looking for a bar where they were going to meet a friend. I laughed all night about that, they were definitely stoned or something.

[@noi8017]

hehe

[@rustyh1686]

How old are you? Your comments more fake than half these vids🤣🤣I think your mums callin you bro, Ill let you go. smfh lmfao

[@dr4kul978]

But .... Taking 4 rights just keeps you going straight??

[@noi8017]

@@rustyh1686 bot comment ?

[@jericrum-vanlandingham6204]

@@noi8017 poll

[@matthewrowley813]

I was at Charleston AFB for 4 years and never once walked into the commissary.

[@TheShelltrack]

😆 🤣 😂 😹 Nailed it!!! 10th Mountain Division Ft. Drum!!!

[@yellow8954]

"Go ahead and turn your car off"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Ottomannkahuna]

Plate carrier with the the beret is phenomenal 😂😂😂😂😂 must be Air Force thing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Fireman85]

Funny thing is… this probably happened in real life and it inspired the skit

[@octavianrisen]

plot twist the driver is really the general of security forces

[@Choco-Man]

Plot twist: He's a 1LT and they bouta have a very fun day.

[@tiffanygordon7150]

""We got a BULLET And a BTZ in the Bag""" then the smiling stop

[@johndoyle1969]

Looks like someone is missing their service pistol.

[@davidcruz7149]

Mans got a whole lock of grays under that cover

[@jameskidd8733]

3 things you best know on base 1. Commissary 2. Base commanders office 3. Barracks 🤣🤣

[@jjpasjr9700]

Bullet & BTZ…too funny!

[@LusoiHardware]

Both in the bag.

[@HacksignKT]

what is that, please explain

[@LusoiHardware]

@@HacksignKT bullets are: Accomplishment-Impact Bullets Definition: A concise written statement of a person's single accomplishment and its impact on the unit mission, organization, etc. This is the format for the Performance Assessment blocks of the Extended Producer Responsibility (EPR).

[@LusoiHardware]

@@HacksignKT BTZ is a competitive early promotion program offered to those in the rank of airman first class who stand out from their peers and perform duties at a level above their current rank.

[@HacksignKT]

@@LusoiHardware ty

[@Cutloe]

"I'm not tryna hear that..." 😂😂😂😂😂

[@nathanieljohnsonjr775]

That escalated quickly 😂😂😂😂😂

[@thatguybryce752]

Part two: guy ends up being a new Lt and we're all screwed.