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[@porkinsdlx5764]

'the customer is always right' was the worst phrase ever to be coined and created the toxic retail environment we all know and love

[@JackSilver1410]

The customer is a fucking idiot who doesn't know what they want and should be treated more as the adversary. Spent three years at walmart. Fuck customer service, the people who cry and scream and demand to talk to the manager are just thieves who have found a legal method of getting away with free shit.

[@sinsoftheswamp8346]

@@JackSilver1410 amen

[@coreylemon]

"We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone" is always the better one.

[@woodgatejack]

@@coreylemon I used to be a shopkeeper. I remember some mother coming in and saying "The customer is always right" after I refused to serve her. "That may be true" I replied "but _I_ decide who is a customer" The situation was, about an hour before her son came in to buy cigarettes. I "carded" him and he didn't have any proof of age. He was actually quite polite, but he came back with his mother, who got in my face, wagging her finger, _demanding_ that I serve her son. I explained that I asked for his age, but he couldn't provide proof. "Okay!" she said, with a smug, triumphant grin "_I'll have 20 cigarettes". Now, I had Trading Standards pay me a routine visit, about two weeks earlier, in which I was made aware of rules of selling tobacco products, including how I couldn't even set rolling papers or lighters to a minor and if I was to sell cigarettes to an adult, _knowing_ that they were to be passed onto an under 16, that _I_ would be liable (they even told me that they had "mystery customers" sent out to catch out unscrupulous retailers). "Now" I concluded "I didn't serve him because he's underage. I'm not serving _you_ because you're rude"

[@Detective_Bonghits]

Man. it really must suck not to be able to tell a customer "no. I'm not doing that" If that comes of as sarcasm it isn't I assure you.

[@andya9899]

When a crazy sociopathic gremling such as Pat is more in touch with life than an entire segment of the population

[@vertikil]

Retail does that to a man

[@jacpas2012]

retail is a beast of it's own.

[@andremarques4863]

An entire _genre_ you might say.

[@swivelshivel6576]

Some might say it’s a “strand” type of job

[@andremarques4863]

@The Lawnmower Ix. 091 I think you'd be hard-pressed to find any teenaged Karens. This is the kind of behavior that becomes less and less excusable the older you get.

[@matthewexelby4940]

"Like a rich kid being hit for the first time" No this is Dio getting hit and pulling a knife

[@swivelshivel6576]

Yes, but people like Dio

[@Kladyos]

@@swivelshivel6576 People who like Dio still want him punched in the face by any and all JoJos.

[@getschwifty5537]

@@Kladyos even if you love Dio, you must still understand that the bitch still needs to be pummeled. It's what's good for him.

[@BobtheX]

The whole point of DIO is that he's an incredible asshole. Anyone who acts like him in real life is also an asshole, but not nearly as fabulous.

[@allenjenkins06]

"Picard never hit me!" "I'm not Picard." 😎

[@mgskomododragon10]

There was a tweet where a dude was like "Time to protest this stay at home guidline" Followed up with "I have a sore throat and a 101.3 F temp, better quarantine myself for the next 2 weeks, stay safe guys" the next day here in michigan

[@TheTexasDice]

the true combo - heavy endlag move frame cancelled into backdown

[@mfenn7325]

At least he pivoted...I bet plenty will keep going out in denial because they can’t be wrong with their shitty sociological views

[@megasuperiordude]

You ever wonder why the anti-vaxxers aren't out and about anymore? I wonder how many died horribly because they pulled a Steve Jobs.

[@fien111]

@@megasuperiordude or "VACCINES CAUSE AUTISM!" >Corona vaccine in development at Penn U "I.....I mean in young children! I'm an adult and need that weakened retrovirus goodness all up in me! Otherwise I might spread it to my young child highly susceptible to the disease!"

[@ShardtheWolf]

Taunt to get bodied is a true combo.

[@kaizerdeath12]

Pat's been looking to drop some hard Rs without Woolie brandishing the katana, now is the moment.

[@jeshuavega4846]

???

[@jackdempsey6412]

000p

[@Totallyfizzle]

Karens: Karen is a sexist slur Female retail workers: You are wrong

[@TheAntiYuu]

@The Lawnmower Ix. 091 Stereotype is that they're mom age, lived long enough with their own lifestyle that any other seems unnatural to them

[@firstnext5482]

"Karen is a sexist slur" "Alright, you fucking piece of shit."

[@dahakaguardianofthetimelin4780]

This Karen adapts to the choices you make. Karen's behavior is tailored by how you play. Karen will remember that. Karen will not like that. Karen WILL complain. Karen *WILL* talk to your manager.

[@Archonus]

My manager doesn't give a shit what Karen has to say.

[@dahakaguardianofthetimelin4780]

@@Archonus That may be so, but the manager of your manager will be more talkative. If not, the manager of your manager's manager will settle the bogus lawsuit out of court anyway...

[@1matheuw]

Oh? You absolute fool. I. AM. THE MANAGER

[@dahakaguardianofthetimelin4780]

@@1matheuw If you underestimate Karen's ability to conjure up managers, you are the true fool. Karens have unearthed people I never even knew existed, let alone I've been a subordinate to...

[@Ike_of_pyke]

Had a Karen take my name as a security guard and ask to speak to the supervisor. I let her call the number and I picked up and put on my best supervisor voice while looking dead a her

[@wormmon2006]

Woolie: “I got comfy socks that come up to at least the thigh.” Woolie... You’re getting rhe zettai ryouiki enthusiasts excited... You don’t know what gate you’re opening by saying that...

[@USSMariner]

Mid-thigh briefs master race.

[@JulesJuno737]

Silence. You'll summon the nerd thighs fetishist cringe from reddit.

[@Internet_Freak]

did Reddit ruin ZR? Every day I find another reason to despise that website

[@RawkLobstah88]

Once more, Woolie doesn't know what he's messin wit'.

[@AFlyingTaco1]

@@Internet_Freak The TBFP subreddit can be fun, though. When they aren't running a meme into the ground.

[@arthurgomes5188]

There is a very easy answer to people that complain that Karen is a slur: "Ok Karen"

[@112523]

just like ok boomer. wich was pretty effective

[@ISayEssays]

Answer*

[@ghouliethousandtrouser2905]

I wish people still knew how to punch each other.

[@ghouliethousandtrouser2905]

@Harrison Klebold Oi! Don't lump me in with the weebs and the beardoes, I'm very much an outsider here.lol. Though you do raise the question of what you're doing here? Maybe my nephew could manhandle you.

[@jomomusic3243]

such non-insults. but don't mind, i'm just a sperg.

[@Wisehowlgames]

Pat and Woolie in kneesocks/thighhighs is not the mental image I sought when I clicked this video, but its the one I am now burdened to bear nonetheless.

[@totaldestruction152]

We're all suffering together.

[@thoschgold6436]

It is a burden we shall all share.

[@Zacecar]

Total Destruction Oh, fuck yeah! I’m gonna suffer so hard!

[@totaldestruction152]

@@Zacecar I fucking love suffering, you don't even know!

[@nikodemossowski4621]

just think it's their Rule 63 versions from old SBF vids

[@N00BSYBORG]

Woolie dropped the hard R K-word. BAN THIS MAN FROM ALL FGC EVENTS.

[@Likeaboss5656]

WILL NOT STAND FOR SUCH THUGGERY

[@randomfox12245]

I fucking remember back when Those People were pretending to be aghast about Jontron calling someone a retard, and one person was like "those super best friends are goodboys" while cancel culturing Jontron. And I was like "umm wut lol they say retard all the time" and they straight up were in denial about it, it cracked me the fuck up.

[@a1-user]

randomfox Ehhh Jontron has a lot of reasons why people felt a way about him. He also publicly doesn’t believe in race mixing despite the genetic benefits of diversity... not cus of racism! Of course not that... couldn’t be... It’s all just little dick energy coming from him so he’s an easy target I guess.

[@latemanparodius5133]

@@a1-user Genetic benefits like reduced organ donor compatibility. Also, on the lower end it would be a benefit, but on the upper end, it would be a hindrance. Example: if one took a prize-winning dog race greyhound and mixed it with a pug, the offspring likely is not going to be winning any dog races. There are benefits, but there are downsides as well. It's not so binary, like so many things in this world. Hopefully one would get the benefits from each parent, but the flaws are also flying fast and loose.

[@a1-user]

Lateman Parodius I must not be clear. In a segregated population you get a genetic bottleneck... if there is a particularly deleterious mutation (many requiring 2 copies of the gene to be expressed, “fast and loose” as you’d say), without diversity there is a much higher chance of having children with someone who also has this mutation, and if your population has little migration then future generations have little chance of avoiding these mutations. This effect stacks on and on, further weakening your genome. Biology necessitates diversity at even the simplest levels of life due to Muller’s ratchet. So your argument that deleterious mutations are “fast and loose” only works in a naturally diversified population, because the longer you spend in isolation, the more of a stacking effect of deleterious mutations you see, which cancels out this “fast and loose” characteristic you see in a diversified population. Less healthy copies of a gene in a population naturally leads to the healthy allele dying off... Do you see this or is it still unclear? More and more deleterious mutations outweigh any “benefit” a group may think their race has over various mixed populations. If we breed ourselves based on physical traits with eugenics like dogs, we won’t see the small molecular damage we are doing until it’s too late and you have a population of people suffering from severe genetic disorders like many purebreds, including greyhounds. And these effects are not just physical traits... we see things like increased gut infections from damaged genomes of organisms in dogs’ bodies. More police forces are now avoiding purebreds like German Shepards for similar reasons... also what we call a benefit in humans can be far more subjective than a dog. I care about benefits of the mind, and general organ/body resilience as that is what will evolve us further. If all you care about is looks and doing extreme physical tasks, then that’s okay for what it’s worth but you must understand that humans have far more intangible benefits from genetics than dogs do. We don’t exactly breed dogs for intelligence, art, writing, etc. Humans are good at so many things... why assume that you already know all the best genes possible? Why are you so willing to gamble that you understand all the genes in the human microbiome to the point that you’d practice eugenics responsibly? Of course, this bottleneck effect takes an extreme isolation effort, but that’s my point, and that’s what people like Jontron claim to want. Where do we stop drawing lines of “tribes”? How isolated is too much or too little? How do we deal with people’s biological pressure to pursue healthy genetics in their partners? Thats basically asking people to limit their sexual partners... good luck with that. These are all questions that segregationists can’t answer in good faith, because our science isn’t there yet or segregation straight up contradicts it. I hope you see that people aren’t going to willingly follow arbitrary lines just to save the egos of some racial purists. It’s just an extremely naive and self-centered worldview, showing little consideration for what biology has taught us. I’m not sure if you were supporting it or just trying to prove my point that a diverse population constantly rescues genomes by breeding out deleterious mutations before they can be expressed and propagated.

[@havelock5619]

10:20 I just love how every now and then Pat has a sudden existential crisis. Love you man, never change.

[@99sins]

I can second what Pat said halfway through: Nobody wins. My mom is a Karen and I have been an accessory to her outbursts several times and god does she not let it go after the fact. The reaction is not some kind of Machiavellian power trip, they genuinely feel like their egos have been attacked and such indignation must be met with the upmost backlash. She will constantly bring it back up and rage about it for months so be pleased that when you anger a Karen, they will continue to obsess about that one time you made her activate [ Karen Requiem ]

[@dante1568]

Karens are complaining that the term Karen is offensive against women. That is the most Karen a Karen could say.

[@katiieeardley]

They should pour one out for the Chads of the world, then

[@JackgarPrime]

Probably the same people claiming TERF is a slur.

[@connerymilne6466]

My Mom’s a kindergarten teacher, so I’ve heard tales of a Karen who’s like 6 and is just pure Karen already

[@darkmega97]

pure breed Karen 👌

[@leofarron6135]

"And this is to go further beyond!" Karen has shown Karen "Ascended" Karen.

[@kingoftropes922]

Regale us with some tales if you please

[@arempy5836]

@Andrew Whiting There must be some solution to this. Something final.

[@KogashiwaKai]

The title made me think you censored KoRN

[@ChronoTriggerHappy]

No filthy chaos worshippers here brother!

[@AussieDragoon]

I did too

[@NefariousDreary]

Same lol

[@_Somsnosa_]

Bmm da da mm namna imma

[@goodninji8]

No Korn fans allowed on this podcast.

[@arbyw.1889]

Hot like a parked car I sound weird like Karen with a hard K

[@1finallygotunleashed]

You can't say that anymore you bigot

[@kingoftropes922]

Like Kare with a hard N

[@BlxckBaron]

"Eating oreos like these K****s that blow me"

[@EviIPaladin]

It's gotta rhyme though. Hot like a summer day I sound weird like K***n with a hard K

[@BlxckBaron]

@@EviIPaladin it's a reference to a childish Gambino song

[@TheNobleShade]

Of all the podcast segment names, there are better ones than this. But I can't remember the last time I laughed out loud at one.

[@Phony81]

Aryan Rising?

[@DevonPalmer98]

These Karen people haven’t worked retail or any service job and it shows.

[@SuccubiPie]

Unless they nepotism their way into management

[@DevonPalmer98]

Good lord, I’d of been such an ass if that had happened to me. You win life straight out the gate

[@moonmannd7501]

In regards to the whole "laughing at people dying" topic and laughing at idiocy, I think I can summarize my thoughts as such: Person shooting themselves in the face bc they're tortured by the world around them and can no longer take existing or something like that = usually tragic. Person shooting themselves in the face bc the gun didn't fire and they looked down the barrel/pulled the trigger to see what's wrong = _fucking hilarious._

[@SideswipePrime606]

"Karen"...you know...back in my day, we called them "Soccer Moms".

[@LtSprinkulz]

Fact

[@chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo6305]

They're soccer grandmas now

[@CPL.van7]

I'd just call them cunts.

[@jomomusic3243]

@@CPL.van7 i wish we could just go back to that. normal words as insults just weirds me out. hmm, although cunt is normal enough in some places. i'll have to meditate on this in my gamercube.

[@trippersigs2248]

I'm dating a white girl, do I get a K-pass?

[@corazonfeathers8116]

I grant you the K-word Pass. Use it wisely.

[@OmniSonic]

I'm not a white girl but I grew up around a bunch of white girls, so it's fine when I say it.

[@arempy5836]

@@OmniSonic You can say it if you're singing along to a pop song.

[@PinkkBarbiex]

As a representative for the white girls, you may have a K-pass

[@jordankolb5967]

It’s okay I’m 1/4 Karen

[@TheNeonCaster]

One of the biggest 'Karen is a slur' advocates on Twitter is also an incredibly well-known transphobe; to absolutely no one's surprise.

[@TheNeonCaster]

@@SeekSeekLest Yeah, exactly. The venn diagram of 'People who are hyper-indignant about not getting everything their middle class desires want' and 'People who are hyper-indignant about other people performing gender differently to them' is pretty much a circle.

[@zolafuckass8606]

...that's a bit of a leap.

[@TheNeonCaster]

@@zolafuckass8606 Hey, I'm not positing that one is a cause of the other But really quelle surprise there's cultural overlap

[@quagmireforsale]

OK fill me in. I had never heard of this phenomenon until this particular video and thought this whole thing was some new parody or somebody fucking around. Are you telling me that people believe this unironically?

[@zolafuckass8606]

@@TheNeonCaster In my experience, Karen's are more Soccer Mom types.

[@WoobooRidesAgain]

15:12 -ish As Pat kind of touches on after, people who are this level of narcissistic to do stuff like demand a free Xbox for no other reason than "I'm a mother" don't even register the idea of "oh no this is me", because their ego has swelled to the point where they have the self-awareness of an eggplant.

[@theenglishman]

That’s an insult to eggplants.

[@ParanormalCacti]

My mom's name is Karen and she thinks karen memes are hilarious

[@Tenems941]

Karen sounds like a lovely person, unlike Karen, I apologize for using the hard r for your mother

[@alm3na284]

One of the good ones

[@shaggnar2014]

Honestly anyone who has ever worked in any customer facing position ever at any age thinks that. They've all dealt with some sad Karen taking out their control issues on them

[@NomadBulldog]

Has she given you a K-word pass?

[@Brucifer2]

That is because while she is Karen, she is not A Karen.

[@onimaxblade8988]

It's interesting that the name you're given does literally have notable effects on people's lives. I read that a couple of times. So I'm wondering if naming the kid Karen is a death trap of likely possible social formation.

[@lnfreeman]

Nominative determinism

[@arempy5836]

Don't name your kid "Tarquin" or else people will think he's a cunt.

[@NoxinPistol]

It's the same issue with naming kids on fictional characters or brand names. People will inevitably make connections.

[@korinoriz]

My aunt's name is Karen, and she's the complete opposite of the stereotype. Exceptions I guess lol.

[@Yal_Rathol]

well, kind of. literally everything you do to, around and for a child shapes who they will become, because it becomes another data point in the web that they use to build their personality. the name you give them will affect them, but not in some "word association" or "mystical force" way, it will just change how people react to your child and will shape their life. for example, i have never had a nickname, because my name is too short to need one, and because of that and most of the people around me also having short names with no nickname (with one notable exception), i don't tend to give or use nicknames for other people. i will use the name you introduced yourself by until you tell me to stop. the type of name only matters if it's relevant to your society. and if you want a more in-depth dive on this, i suggest the song "a boy named sue" by johnny cash.

[@VikCain]

I love that millennials killed a bunch of stuff that we didn't need in the first place. I am hopeful for the future.

[@VikCain]

@Andrew Whiting she took the kids men.

[@2la84me]

@@VikCain Thats ruff mang

[@thomaslavitola7789]

Im not from u.s but to my fellow zoomers and to the millenial allies from that side of the burger wall should start eyeing up student debt with that sniper

[@Entropic_Alloy]

I know it is a year old, but millennials also created a bunch of pointless apps and bullshit drama that have irrevocably damaged human communication forever. Each generation is total fucking garbage.

[@jakejutras5420]

@@Entropic_Alloy true enough that we all have our baggage.

[@ImpyWorm]

Karen is not a sex, and Karen is not an age group. Karen is a type of personality. And that personality is what everyone is making fun of.

[@katiieeardley]

Exactly... I understand how the joke could become tiresome at most if people around you over-used it, but, in the universe where the name 'Kate' transforms into a reference about, I don't know, the extremely forgettable girl at the party who is average in almost every aspect and thinks that it's super unique of her to listen to The Beatles instead of Katy Perry or some shit, I'd find it comical and I wouldn't take it personally. If you have a strong, or even moderate, sense of self you should be able to separate your own identity from the joke.

[@Raven_Frame]

I mean Boomer and Karen both have hard Rs, I think the letter R means well but it just keeps getting associated with these horrendous words.

[@LuminousLead]

Raven Boomer Karranger?

[@AussieDragoon]

Horrendous even has 2 of 'em

[@elijahnakumura4375]

Ok Raven lol

[@bars5555]

I worry this will be adapted and applied to legitimate people as well. A lot of the world seems to be 'OK SCIENTIST' these days already.

[@elijahnakumura4375]

@@bars5555 Yup. Shits fucked

[@rosenrot234]

3:18 for those that just wanna see Elmo

[@ladymaskmaker6667]

Bless you, kind stranger.

[@4Wilko]

On one side we have Elmo. On the other side is lighting and angle for a ghastly Woolie.

[@no1important777]

the precious baby always deserves timestamps.

[@hyper-thermal]

As a podcast listener I had a totally different mental image of the kibby. Regardless kibby good

[@kieranmclaughlin264]

The fact people are getting triggered about Karen meme's show's their weakness

[@Tatsahiko]

This feels like one of those things like two random people said but the internet is acting like tons of people are upset over it

[@Dante45p]

karen is more of a type of middle age white woman also fun fact the person who started this is THE original terf

[@MopedOfJustice]

You can be a little younger than middle age, the main thing is being part of a bourgie social class (which older people are more likely to fall into, ofc).

[@Dante45p]

@@MopedOfJustice yeah middle class is def a major part of what makes them privilege people not getting their way like I said its the type of person who has nothing better to do than whine about trans people for 40 years

[@MopedOfJustice]

@@Dante45p 100%, I was just attempting an elaboration. I'm always torn about use of the term middle class, because the difference that separates it from working class is definitely culturally real (hence Karens existing), but it muddies discussions about class relations by dividing laborers according to less essential lines. I certainly don't think you're wrong to, and in fact it's probably for the best in the end since it gets discussion going about privilege. More systemic critique can come later, I suppose.

[@Dante45p]

@@MopedOfJustice Chapo trap house does a good job explaining it its like boat store owners, people who flip houses, landlords, airbnb owners ect wealthy enough to have any issues with the status quo, have enough "culture signalifers" to come off as working class in the media, like have a (high price) truck but any change is at risk of them losing everything or at least their privilege over poorer people so they;re mor einto culture war shit or screaming at workers they can abuse

[@CPL.van7]

I seen several 40-50 year olds that were Karens. I've told them to fuck off all the same.

[@MrJ1GS4W]

That LTG Pat moment made me die of laughter lmao

[@Homodemon]

FULL THROATTED HARD R K-WORDS ALL OVER THE PLACE UNBELIEVABLE

[@HaseoZXpr]

THE AUDACITY

[@chaffXgrenade]

The first step to eliminating all instances of Karen is to close all Target department stores I'm willing to sacrifice the occasional purchase of cheap, affordable clothes to make this happen

[@SaraBanartist]

OP, wherever there are managers to talk to, Karen will appear.

[@SharkNinjaBlueStar]

Yo, hold up, my dude, they got some good shit in there tho...

[@WTFisTingispingis]

The hardest of sacrifices require the strongest of wills.

[@ErroneousNickname]

Jokes on you Targets been out of business in Canada for over 2 years now Its been out of business longer than they were open

[@chaffXgrenade]

@@ErroneousNickname Darn you, Canada. Always two steps ahead of us...

[@ew275x]

I've seen a study that people over 40 start becoming more narcissistic, less empathic, and more sensitive. So that explains why they get super mad at passive aggressive memes.

[@blitzkriegdragon013]

As a baby, neuron pathways to develop to help create empathy. The older we get, the more they devolve.

[@greatskullz6166]

Also if they are around 20 and liberals.

[@swivelshivel6576]

I feel like us who are in between their late 20s and early teens, we might be better off because of our shit internet humour. And I’m not saying our humour is bad. I’m just saying that we laugh at shit like a pufferfish eating a carrot.

[@coldfrost3]

@@greatskullz6166 I'ma doubt that chief

[@greatskullz6166]

@@coldfrost3 Ye liberarls teens are also too narcissist and sensitive.

[@Comkill117]

7:58 Wait people put stuff on their wishlist expecting others to buy it for them? I thought it was just so you’d get a message if something you wanted went on sale.

[@thoraxe2372]

im at the point where every time Pat brings up his retail experiences that makes me remember working retail and i want to scream and take a bite out of my table. cuz its all too true

[@Galdenberry_Lamphuck]

"Even my own father never hit me"

[@606hunter1]

As someone who used to work retail, this meme feels like it was made for me.

[@Revan058]

@Andrew Whiting I'm sure it was because of a "Karen", and not because you just happen to be a racist little squirt of dogshit.

[@Revan058]

@Andrew Whiting Says the racist dipshit.

[@chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo6305]

@@Revan058 -Person makes a mild wordplay joke about how a disease came from a place(and the disease actually did) -HURR DURR MUH RACISM Ok karen.

[@Revan058]

@@chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo6305 Tell that to the massive spike in hate crimes against asians. Dipshit.

[@chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo6305]

@@Revan058 Making a mild funny =/= Hate crimes You fucking moron. Why are you even watching this podcast if race jokes trigger you so hard? Go complain on Twitter about it if you're so upset about "da racism". I've never insulted a person because of their ethnicity or skin color in my life, but the fucking instant I, or anyone of a similar mindset cracks a goddamn joke, here you trigger happy idiots go screaming racism.

[@roflcopter_launchpad1116]

Pat's really going for the King Henry VIII beard, isn't he?

[@habadasheryjones]

Hearing Pat discuss retail is the most cathartic thing ever.

[@user-ue8il6jx3b]

“An archive of your bullshit and madness”- Woolie Darlington “They used muskets in WW1” Madden

[@tbotalpha8133]

Woolie "Just barf in your shirt or your fiance's handbag" Madden

[@satorukuroshiro]

I've dealt with a male Karen. I made a comment on a forum discussing the current pandemic, putting in my two cents of "Stop panic buying, stop panicking in general, stay safe and stay informed." and then this dude starts going on about "my child could DIE from this!" The worst part about it was the fact that, I wasn't denying any lethality to the young, old, or generally compromised, in fact, the current pandemic could kill me if I caught it due to my asthma, but unlike that dude, I am staying informed and not losing my shit over something I have no control over other than what I do to prepare for the worst and best of the situation.

[@2la84me]

You cant deal with people like that using reason, you stare in disbelief at the face of sheer ignorance of whatever reasonable thing you are saying then you blink rapidly and tilt your head and walk away shaking your at such shame.

[@Hmhya]

Maybe it's just the shirt, but Pat looks more in shape than usual to me, and it looks great.

[@Jay-ln1co]

"It's a lot less funny when it ends in people dying." "No!" I'm with Woolie.

[@Comkill117]

I can’t believe Soongebob is no longer suitable for children considering Plankton’s wife’s name is Karen.

[@crimsondynamo615]

Underground Spongebob Art Movement

[@betahammer3566]

I remember somewhere around 5-10 years ago when the Karen joke was for Karen from HR

[@Used__Napkin]

Thought this clip was gonna be about the hit band Korn

[@Tucker0603]

Man, I'm glad LTG finally got his ass kicked to the curb.

[@Pensive_Scarlet]

Pat is a marvel of human anatomy. He clearly has little T-Rex arms, yet he is proportioned just right so that he can still put his hands on his hips and be sassy.

[@AuntBibby]

somebody needs to take The Josh, The Karen, The Kyle, & The Chad and pit em in a fighting game or JRPG against The Coomer, The Troomer, The Volcel & The Incel

[@brokenwing51]

What's a Josh or a volcel or troomer? Those are new to me

[@AuntBibby]

Brokenwing777 The Josh is a well-intended but unintentionally-problematic himbo who’s usually an evangelical christian AKA “every christian rockband needs at least two guys named josh”. his mortal enemy is The Coomer because coomers are not remotely as ignorant as joshes, but they have no intention of following the christian bible’s teachings on cooming or anything else. The Volcel is someone who has everything The Incel wants, but is VOLuntarily CELibate because they either 1. have very little carnal passion (desire to coom), or 2. can easily control their carnal passions. they are the mortal enemy of The Kyle, who has a similar amount of bodily wealth, but has so little control over their carnal passions or their passion in general that they must regularly punch thru the drywall of a suburban bedroom wall to soothe themselves, similar to how autistic people “stim” by flapping their hands or playing with fidget toys. The Troomer is a transwoman (sorry transmen and enbies, this stereotype was not designed by those “in the know”) who deigns to possess a libido which matches that of the average cisgender person... their mortal enemy is The Karen, because The Karen can criticize The Troomer’s sexuality as being either not feminine enough OR being *too* feminine without coming across as transphobic OR misogynist, because The Karen has a socially stronger claim to femininity AND because feminism takes social precedence over trans rights.

[@Brainwave101]

The Coomer? I don't think it's fair to put Dr Coomer in a fighting game, he's too powerful.

[@noellesato311]

UncleBibby I felt like I just read a psychotic page of Tvtropes about the character archetypes of the fictional world of “Real Life”.

[@AuntBibby]

​@@noellesato311 hey, im a tourettic-autistic enby. i never *got* a horse in the human race. i GOTTA learn social niceties thru trial & error, or i get put in a psychward again. trust me, west-canadian psychwards suck santorum

[@Sanodi21]

For those wondering what happened with LTG and EVO, he's been banned over transphobic comments to another person

[@coldfrost3]

That sounds believable was it someone who beat him or was he being a asshole in general?

[@Hillthugsta]

@@coldfrost3 Sounds like both.

[@Sanodi21]

@@coldfrost3 It was actually both. Article is on the subreddit and he went off on CeroBlast after losing to them. It looks like Cero was banned too though

[@kylekillgannon]

@@Sanodi21 Cero got banned because it turns out they were kind of goading LTG in the first place and also Cero has a history of passing out N-words for free.

[@wantnotwant]

I thought they were gonna talk about Korn

[@valeria262]

Spellings hard huh?

[@FumiTheSillyGirl]

Ah yes LTG DSP's Heartless/Replicant

[@UltimaKeyMaster]

DSP is Ansem SOD and LTG is Xemnas. I dunno who would be Xehanort, though.

[@VerbalLearning]

More like nobody

[@UltimatePhantasm]

Necrophilia, baby best ltg line ever

[@ralegar1]

super castle appreciation bois keep making a good product and we will keep tuning in authenticity in your efforts is my favorite attribute d ( ' . ' )

[@abarainosa]

The energy they described with "Hey Robb, some lady out here wants to talk to you," is the very same I have with most of my managers. And I ain't gotta do shit most of the time. They deal with it and finish the transaction out, or they give them the same bad news I just did and they give up. Shit. Is. Powerful.

[@Dinomatrix21]

25:37- "Oh no, not the dickhead, whadda you want me to say?"

[@KylexSeven]

Hi. My name is Kyle. We just went with it and the internet left us alone

[@ThisChannel05]

Good day, Mr. “Woolie”, I caught my son listening to this clip from your podcast. First off, I demand an apology. When the customer asks a worker to do something, they better do it right. It is within my authority to ask for a manager to resolve an issue with an unruly employee. The customer is always right and a common worker has no place stating otherwise, intentional or not. Second, you must remove this clip and the podcast containing it. You are spreading a misogynistic that is harmful to working class women, and it is not suitable to an impressionable audience, especially in the year if our lord, 2020. Third, I want the details of your producer and any sponsors that you have. They clearly are not aware of your activities and I would like to have a word from them. I look forward to your response. Kind regards, Karen

[@thomaslavitola7789]

You know this is such a good bit that could be confused with an actual comment of rank S karen

[@rockdragon3]

while MOSTLY middle aged white women i know for a fact that anyone can be a karen because when i worked at a pizza store a black woman can in and ordered fried chicken wings and then demanded to see the manager when informed that being a SMALL pizza store, we did not have a deep fryer, only an oven, because we served mostly pizza. she ended up getting the wings for free because no one wanted to deal with her anymore.

[@bohdankhmelnytsky9369]

Thats just you being racist.

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

@@bohdankhmelnytsky9369 are you fucking braindead?

[@BillySpenc]

uh oh you said his name,you are gonna summon him

[@PaladinGuy]

The only reason I hate the "Karen" meme is because my late mother was named Karen and she was NOT a "Karen."

[@ArcenKnight]

I use to work at a Sonic Drive In and had one such K-word. She called the store 2 hours after she originally got her burger asking if she can come back and get a new one that’s correct. I said “Sure, just bring the wrong burger and the receipt”. She said ok and hung up. 6 HOURS LATER. She shows up and ask for the new one. I said “Ok can I see the receipt and the wrong burger?” THIS WOMAN SAID “I ate it already” to which I go “Ok you aren’t getting a new burger or a refund”. One manager call (one I wish I could of heard) later she floors it out the lot and leaves screaming profanities. Salt has never tasted so sweet.

[@2la84me]

Wha....how th- Friend. That salt mustve been the sweetest taste that day. Thats one of those "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" deep in your bones.

[@mrbonesaw90]

Low Tier Karen is the new meta.

[@tendeadkings5683]

I thought the entire joke with Ritchie Rich in the movie is that him and his entire family are the farthest you can get from the super-rich asshole stereotype.

[@Eddrian32]

Pat holding Elmo and giving kissies gives me life

[@lamanization]

Pat's talking about Karen's he had to deal with reminded me of one of my own Karen's I had to deal with when I worked retail. She would come in like once or twice a week, rollin in on her rascal, and roll right up to me with the most Karen voice you can think of, and bitched me out about how badly the flowers were being treated, and how she could take care of them better and that I should give her a discount on any of the flowers she thought were mistreated. I, being fairly new to having flowers in my section, just didn't know what the heck she was talking about but I told her I couldn't. Obviously she turned she called me a slur, I owned her verbally with my knowledge of plants, and she got so embarrassed she left the store and everyone clapped. Seriously though she demanded the manager so fast that her frail looking husband just seemed to turn red with embarrassment. After my manager gets there, she gives me this look of "oh, not her again" and just kinda glides this lady through her requests with a discount on like 3 plants. I dealt with that lady way too many times at that store to count, but the worst part is, I had helped this woman several times with finding stuff and making purchases before she turned into Karen .

[@Briesuke]

lamanization you had me till “everyone clapped”

[@09spidy]

I love this is the moment Woolie finds out about Struggle Tweets, and a few months later, Paige was on there for her "mold" incident.

[@synthiandrakon]

One thing that has happened as well is the distance between a normal retail employee and a manager is smaller than ever pay wise, so unless a karen happens to get the store manager, (literally the only salaried employee in the whole store) chances are the manager you get is literally just your coworker who is there to help you get rid of the person. "ill complain about you to your manager is the funniest bluff, because like 1. no you aren't 2. they won't care

[@pyramidblaster9239]

I'm gonna say the K word.

[@twofacezero257]

That’s racist sexist ageist and classist you can’t say the k word!

[@_Somsnosa_]

K*RATE

[@TylerCalderone]

Reset the clock

[@sketchart1930]

i love pat just stopping to pet elmo as he rants about karens.

[@jesusgasperi123456]

live proof of woolie's bigotry and misogyny KAREN'S RISE UP AND SPEAK WITH THIS MAN MANAGER

[@darianm9741]

You fools, he IS the manager!

[@CPL.van7]

@@darianm9741 🤯

[@jamesrustle7536]

I just clicked on this to know what was being censored in the title.

[@jomomusic3243]

Knign

[@edfreak9001]

I'd just like to say that the people who think that calling you a boomer or "Karen" is equivilent to a racial slur or a hate crime, just shows how minor they think it is to actually do those things to people that it must compare to you making a minor slight against them. Now do I think they all actually, truly, believe that? No I don't think they thought it through at all (nor will they ever), but they're identical to the people who think that legitimately and/or think it's justified against other races and groups for some reason or another but that THEY are ABOVE them, or something like that. Also i'd bet money that a number of the people pushing it are the ones who'll say racist shit and then just cry "It's IRONIC/It's JUST A JOKE/But what about XYZ???"

[@valeria262]

Pat is the worst person to mock this considering how much of a Karen he is.

[@Jazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

But what does that mean?

[@zombyjano]

You know what, you're right.

[@grahamcarpenter691]

He’s not a Karen he just has mind goblins

[@valeria262]

@@grahamcarpenter691 are you saying Karen's don't?

[@grahamcarpenter691]

@@valeria262 They do, but the difference is that Pat mainly torments himself with mind goblins whereas Karens use them to torment other people

[@nexusgiga]

woolie looks like hes option selecting pats potential racism

[@thelaughingrouge]

My sister's name is Karen and I feel bad for her cuz she's super nice.

[@CCBrown92]

Not every Karen is a Karen, but enough of them *are* to have created the meme.

[@JagrasSneedandFeed]

I'll never forget when this was the topic of a reddit post and I commented the quote "if youre debating which of two words is worse and you won't even say one of them, that's the worse one" and got downvoted to shit for it. Gotta love reddit

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

i think all slurs are still slurs, but i cannot refute your point.

[@LainWithSweetTea]

*then Twitter started banning folks for saying Karen*

[@MegaLumpkin]

pats lookin good rn

[@GuitarSlayer136]

Its because he hasnt inhaled Woolie Gas for a few weeks. The life is returning to his husk.

[@Killer_Rabbit23]

Being stuck inside is making you desperate

[@slingerscrim1583]

Woolie is just a plant man now.

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

If someone said “you can’t call me Karen” or some bullshit like that I’d happily laugh in their face until my eyes popped out of my head from the pressure of laughing so hard

[@jrpgtorkelson2086]

As a mother...

[@christhechilled]

LTG is so egotistical that he even he can have his own Palace. When Joker when you need him? Steal his damn heart!

[@Rudero3]

I worked at Toys R Us for years, years, and worked my up to lower level management, specifically day to day running of the front end. I dealt with money, inventory in electronics, ringing people out, phone calls, phone orders, and customer relations, of which, I was quite good at cuz I was willing to give people the benefit of the doubt at the beginning of every confrontation. My one manager said that was a mistake because, and he pointed this out "you still see the good in people. Stop that." When Pat's boss, Lorraine tells that lady to get out, that is a manager who has had every ounce of love for thy fellow man ejected out of her. That talk I had was in 2015. I am now at the point that it has been purged from me. Though, at my new job, the Karen's aren't white soccer moms, but old dudes with their lottery and random people who want a coffee at 9pm, like some sort of war criminal.

[@saynotop2w]

lol you mean the dudes who come in at 30 minutes before your eos and buys a lotto spending entire hour filling in the scantron at a corner spot and fucks your cash drawer count up every 5 minutes?

[@Rudero3]

@@saynotop2w Yeah, that's one of the reasons I hate the lottery. I have a lot of superstitious people who have to play the same numbers, in the same order, and if you don't do it in the right order, they freak, and it usually takes 20 minutes to ring one of them out and that is always, always when you get a line. But to be honest, I am more offended by the people who want coffee at 9pm. That is barbaric lol.

[@ajrk95]

Didn't count all the asterisks, thought this was going a very different segment

[@calska140]

I thought this was about Korn and now I'm ashamed.

[@randyll13]

This is such a good segment title haha

[@CA-hr8eo]

But Paige is a text Book Karen. Okay Patthew

[@saynotop2w]

Paige mellowed out a lot now compared to season 1. Both Paige and Pat, as a matter of fact.

[@blitzkriegdragon013]

Karen Rider, Karen Rider, Rider, Rider.

[@danganronper6278]

KAAHN!!!

[@aleg719]

Pat tries so hard already to not say the hard r

[@GunpowderCoffee]

Just say "Kawen" owo

[@jdtheba9171]

Sis in law is named Karen, and she is the opposite of one

[@blitzkriegdragon013]

I know a few chill Chad's as well.

[@corazonfeathers8116]

Those are the rare exceptions.

[@tomasfong40]

@@blitzkriegdragon013 what about polite kyles. Have you met them

[@blitzkriegdragon013]

@@tomasfong40 His name was spelled Khail, but he was pretty polite.

[@tomasfong40]

@@blitzkriegdragon013 Khail, for real? He sounds cool

[@alokinzna]

Megazord Karen Proto Karen New vocabulary for the urban dictionary

[@gmkgoat]

I can't believe Woolie would just shout a full throated hard R K-word like that live on Twitch.tv

[@adandyguy2239]

My moms name is Karyn, so this whole situation is just really embarrassing and stupid to me.

[@SpiritsRiseR2]

woolie being completely wrong about megaman zero in this was amazing