Castle Super Beast Clips: Baseball Cheating Is LIT

Find us on Spotify!
Or download the podcast from:
www.castlesuper...
tinyurl.com/CS... (iTunes)
/ castlesuperbeast
Hope you enjoy these moments from the show! For those wondering about full episodes, unfortunately, posting them in full to KZbin would hurt not only the audio podcast itself but also this channel directly in a not insignificant way. For the full podcast, please play or download it, or watch our full video archives on twitch.

[@Inz0mbiac]

Angels in the Outfield vs Ukrainian Scientists in the Dugout

[@macguyverbond7480]

Inz0mbiac this is an under-appreciated comment.

[@nukeninmgt1504]

I love that movie as much as I hate seeing people at angels games waving their arms like wings when we’re down 5 points.

[@pathfindersavant3988]

Remember when in the Outer Worlds they had that one broadcast where there was a Tossball controversy due to a match where no one on either team was on performance enhancers, so they had to do an investigation to see if being clean actually gave competitors an unfair advantage? Or how you could get fouled for "oversportsmanlike conduct"? This somehow reminds me of that.

[@lucidlullaby894]

OVERSPORTSMANLIKE HOLY SHIT

[@WTFisTingispingis]

How the _fuck_ does any of that work?

[@DragonFireStrike]

@@WTFisTingispingis Its just a funny background thing you hear during a side quest and satire. Doesn't really have to make sense.

[@chosebine2169]

@my nipples are eternal is your lust for attention eternal too?

[@erikferal]

"No fair, they're working hard and have teamwork! All we got is drugs!!"

[@StrayPitboss]

"You're not gonna break that encryption!" Sounds an awful lot like "Sheer Heart Attack has no weaknesses!" to me...

[@bw6188]

Pitboss the growth of the modern technology industry is based on the fact that people will break that encryption

[@noellesato311]

B W The progression of JoJo parts is based on the fact that Joestars will find that weakness

[@trentsprigler1420]

I keep laughing at this

[@kaizerdeath12]

By the year 2027 somebody is gonna be reviewing hyper slow-mo footage to see if the teams are employing cloaking stealth technology

[@angelmaster765]

In fighting game terms, the Houston Astros were reading their opponents' inputs before their animations started. It's kind of a big deal.

[@therock238360]

In other words, the AI in Super Turbo

[@Noct_Nano]

Perfect analogy. It's not like looking over at the controller or stick to see if the grappler is buffering his 360 (which is like the 2nd baseman relaying the signs to the batter)

[@Rysuko1]

This is some MK3 bullshit

[@malikbeat]

The Utah Jazz stares in horror as the realise they must face a basketball team consisting of Big Band

[@MapleFried]

BOOPket Ball

[@francescolombardi3438]

having to deal with the jazz constantly in your face while you're trying to pitch

[@SuperfieldCrUn]

Better or worse than Utah's minor league baseball team, the Salt Lake Bees?

[@jakie4444]

i know im late but isnt north caralinas team called the tornados

[@ravensflockmate]

"Cheating is the advantage man gives himself"- mr burns

[@tylergregoire1763]

“Cheating’s legit unless you get caught.”

[@Kinzokugia]

Thanks D'arby

[@thedullfork]

I'm pretty sure that's an actual unwritten rule of baseball, at least back in the day.

[@dr.ongobongo5448]

Ok B'arby

[@RedCaesar97]

"If you're not cheating, you're not trying, and it's only cheating if you get caught."

[@Zombiewithabowtie]

Woolie The Liar's life motto.

[@Asrimal]

Stealing signs from second base is fine but doing it electronically is illegal

[@CCDaDon15]

In a way it makes sense. You gotta be a good enough team to get someone to second base to be allowed the privilege to cheat

[@CCDaDon15]

@Kara Paupus yeah also that. Stealing from 2nd is more like an educated guess and is more work than it's worth it. There's more reasons for it to be legal than to be stifflers about that. Cameras are, and I'm sorry for this, a whole different ballgame than stealing signs from 2nd.

[@CCDaDon15]

@Kara Paupus go Cubs and I hope the Brewers are next 👀

[@habadasheryjones]

With all the cheating and rigged events it's sad state of affairs that actual no holds barred Bloodsport is the only real way to bring any honesty and dignity back to these games. So let's just go ahead and bring back full on gladiatorial Colosseum battles. There's no other way.

[@KrytenKoro]

Can't break rules if you don't have any

[@habadasheryjones]

@Cuong LeMan V. Lion combat is pretty rigged. You may be on to something. We need an Ancient version of attitude era Vince McMahon to save sports. How do we best translate an inferno match into Baseball? Flaming balls and bats? Or do we set the edges of the diamond on fire?

[@sasaki8765]

@Cuong Le So Deadlier Kabuki Theater?

[@loganshore4520]

@@habadasheryjones mines in the outfield.

[@KotoRyu]

@@habadasheryjones I'd fucking watch baseball if the bat and ball were both on actual fire, and all you'd need to pull that off is some special gloves. Fuck, I'd PLAY baseball, which henceforth would be named FireBall.

[@MapleFried]

Ottawa Senators vs Ottawa Senators Whoever wins gets to run Parliament for the whole NHL season

[@Manfromthenorth0551]

Pat: Cheating is wrong and you shouldn't do it. Also Pat: BLOOD SPORT! BLOOD SPORT! BLOOD SPORT!

[@Copperhell144]

Well I mean, whatever you think of as cheating is no longer cheating once the sport becomes a blood sport, so it's not like he's contradicting himself...

[@Samm815]

Death row end mates.

[@cyberninjazero5659]

13:55 A rare moment from genuine Pat. He appears so rarely these days. Cherish this moment

[@thoraxe2372]

evidence of Woolie being an Advent sympathizer grows with new evidence of his secret sectoid baseball team

[@314epsilon]

And all the sectoids have sweet jetpacks and tactical nudity.

[@thoraxe2372]

@@314epsilon Woolie IS known for his love of vertical momentum and cheating

[@hypertensiontwist6953]

Who Woolie "Betray the Human Race for a Hulk Jump" Madden? Never

[@ken_cognito]

If every game was a D'arby match, I would watch the hell out of it.

[@pleaserespond3984]

You were on the right track with encryption. There are algorithms you can do in your head so you can transmit information in the clear without anyone being able to understand you. At the start of the match, the team rolls a bunch of dice in the locker room to generate a key and from then on they can just shout audibly to each other code phrases and nobody will be able to know what they're saying.

[@_Snowflame]

Could just play baseball like that one episode of Samurai Champloo. No one was there to call the fouls so the teams actually played to eliminate each other by launching fastballs into their ribs.

[@nedinnis6752]

Reminds me of the Senyuu manga, where they did competitive volleyball but only one guy (who wasn't the referee) actually knew the rules.

[@d.e.belton3515]

I was in my head going "The Seattle Supersonics aren't a team anymore Woolie, they moved to Oklahoma City..." and nearly spit out my drink because I realized the Oklahoma City Thunder means they'd STILL be fighting sound, just natural sound instead of man-made this time around. God.

[@angelmaster765]

Or they can team up with the Kansas City Chiefs to fight Chief Thunder.

[@DocsLenses]

Pat:”Not the team but the players are banned” Woolie: “That’s insane.” Ghost of Shoeless Joe Jackson: “I like this Woolie kid!”

[@4Wilko]

Is Tool-Assisted Mindreading where the cheating line is drawn?

[@LinkinMark1994]

Fuck that's what this highlight should have been called

[@superbro6413]

Pat saying "still?" when Woolie mentioned the Redskins is the funniest joke in this clip lolol (19:00)

[@fondedan4078]

This conversation went out of control realky quickly, I loved it!

[@AwkwardKyle]

"If you ain't cheatin', you ain't tryin'."

[@ethicalcheeze1407]

And if you get caught, you weren't trying hard enough.

[@saynotop2w]

Japan makes crazy baseball games, they just don't localize them to the west because they don't want to compete with EA and 2k's baseball games

[@blaacksugar7714]

Ahhh cheating. The best part of the Chunin Exams.

[@rasusbeijaminas2301]

I love these kind of discussions on the podcast.

[@Drawersama]

In this section: winners use drugs and cheat!

[@4Wilko]

-Winners Don't Use Drugs- Wait hold on a sec.

[@francescolombardi3438]

lots of steroids.

[@sauceboss6045]

Man, wait until Pat finds out about pine tar, sugarfree gum, and amphetamines in baseball. This is the cheatingest sport ever and I love it.

[@malikoniousjoe]

Sugarfree gum?

[@sauceboss6045]

@@malikoniousjoe yes sir. It makes the saliva just a little stickier and helps ball control. Sugar makes it slick.

[@malikoniousjoe]

@@sauceboss6045 Shit that is like a micro version of minmaxers mentalities. Every tiny little buff they can stack lol Thanks for the new info :)

[@elitemenn1]

B-b-b-but Woolie! What about the Gundam?! They announced the Gundam! And its coming to the west!!!

[@4Wilko]

We must discuss how to cheat at Gundam piloting.

[@KogashiwaKai]

@@4Wilko honestly there is so many of those in series

[@thirdimpact172]

@@4Wilko Zero system was a pretty shit cheat. from what i remember it literally showed the pilot every possible scenario in the near future (like 10 seconds or less) allowing them to pick the perfect timeline in a sense. the downside being if you were a weak loser like Quetra it'd drive you nuts and murder a colony. i liked the idea of the GN drive until i found out about Gundam Nuecleus Particles, that shit's whack and makes trans am system seem nonsensical. gundanium/ gundalium is pretty whack too, according to MSG ep 1, Zaku rifle fire should be ineffective against any gundam armor, cut to later series forgetting the rule set in ep-1 (for the most part UC follows that rule pretty well though). im not even going to get into newtype flash abilities, thats high tier cheating with a side of you didnt win. 0080, 0083, Thunderbolt, and 8th MS are perfect tho.

[@Shadow6OO]

This just becomes the early stage of the speedrunner argument of if glitches and exploits are allowed or not.

[@cyberninjazero5659]

"Look clipping through the floor to make it to 4th base is completely legitimate"

[@4Wilko]

Go out of world to skip running the bases.

[@francescolombardi3438]

@@4Wilko exploiting the game in order to hit the ball before it is even thrown

[@badhoplite7299]

you guys got in a whole discussion involving football and play calling and the whole figuring out what there saying. when you watch football and the cameras are on the coaches they always have a clipboard in front of their faces because they know someone is watching them and they dont want people to read their lips and then decode what all the plays are.

[@Brave_SJ]

The same in baseball actually. When pitchers and catchers talk to each other on the mound they keep their gloves over their mouths to guard against lip reading

[@AzureAiluren]

Pat and Woolie fantasizing about bloodsport when they're already living in the home of the only bloodsport that matters. Hockey.

[@Whienzarth]

2012; You cant break those chains 2020; You cant break those encryptions

[@mrwri]

Just give cheating the death penalty, and anyone who still wants to cheat can do so.

[@Chuckles_The_Goat_Clown]

Peppers

[@zigmus00A]

Send all the cheating teams to their own personal league to deal with other cheaters *THE DARK LEAGUE*

[@ghostfear2011]

And the funniest part is that the LA council said “We want their World Series title because of this scandal with the Astros.”

[@Noct_Nano]

The players and fans don't even want it. It's city council doing nothing better with their time. We just want the title stripped, or amended to reflect they won it unfairly.

[@Jhylla81]

I'd love an Eyeshield 21 game like this. It'd be crazy fun.

[@afterpasthours7504]

If a team is cheating, counter-cheats should be on the table for the other team. Like if they’re communicating via miniature bone-mics, it should be green that the team manager can call in a favour and have an EMP set off on the field.

[@francescolombardi3438]

don't hate the game, get a GameShark

[@lapisgerentis6337]

Sounds like Tampa Bay will need to re-summon Tidus to dodge all that lightning. Or just have female cloud rip-off pitch using magic, doing lightning-strike on all her swings and pitches.

[@TheNeonCaster]

1) There's a Prince of Tennis game that was part of the original DS release lineup, though I don't recall if it released in all regions. 2) Absolutely watch the anime One Outs which is all about baseball psychology, reads, and stealth cheating. Animated by the same folks who did Kaiji and Akagi and it's all on KZbin iirc.

[@zachalmighty7104]

By the way theres a Canadian studio that made a game called super mega baseball 2, it's a damn good baseball game, best gimmick about it is you can customize the difficulty of each game by picking "ego" for each player, thus an experienced player at high ego could play a newbie player with low ego and both would have a good time and challenge, cant reccomend it enough.

[@thedullfork]

If you found this to be an interesting discussion on the podcast, then I cannot recommend you all enough to The Dollop's episode on Ten Cent Beer Night. It's possiblity the greatest baseball story of all time.

[@Minatoleekrinaze]

Isn't that the one with the fucking PROJECTILE BATTERIES? Ten Cent Beer Night was WILD.

[@thedullfork]

@@Minatoleekrinaze I believe batteries were thrown, yes, but that somewhat gets overshadowed by the GALLON JUG OF THUNDERBIRD that was hurled at someone's head. Ten Cent Beer Night was indeed wild.

[@Trent8086]

Yea so reading signs is not that big of a deal. Its been around for years. I mean the batter can never know what sign the catcher is giving, the catcher is behind them. However a first base coach can signal a pitch and it has happened and it is generally extremely hard to do as the first base coach is a long way off and at a bad angle so its basically a non-issue. But if a batter wears a device that they can be signaled through directly, by people who can see directly from a center field camera what is being signed, it is clearly advantageous to a degree that is beyond the scope of the game.

[@soliduswasright678]

Just so we're clear, it's definitely cheating. Having up to date, down to the second info on what the pitcher and catcher are doing and thinking is complete bullshit and they should not only be fined, but have their championship wins stripped.

[@NintendoLper13]

How did nobody mention One Outs? That entire anime is about cheating in Baseball. It's amazing and worth a look. Early Madhouse

[@mikaela5938]

this title is basically what was going through my head when i was first playing Mario baseball on the Wii

[@RwOverwatch]

There is one team where Pat's punishment might get a bit dicey: The Nashville Predators

[@francescolombardi3438]

call up some Yautja, tell em that if they win a game, they get to eat the losers

[@EnerKaizer]

I'm interested to see how far the story of the new Tsubasa-game goes. Normally the games end with the finale round of the U18 World Tournament-arc because it features German Broli as the Goalkeeper for Germany in the final match plus the most insane moment in the entire Captain Tsubasa story. Imagine a Ki-blast struggle, but done with a soccer ball that becomes so fast it rips up the playing field. AND THE GERMAN KEEPER STILL MANAGES TO STOP THAT SHOT WITH JUST ONE HAND WHILE HIS GLOVES GET DESINTEGRATED.

[@maxamillianmiles9382]

I'm so hype for the teams fighting against there teams actural name

[@TheJediGuru]

Pat not knowing that dolphins is NFL isn’t as bad as not knowing Lightning is hockey

[@count_rizzula]

Had to come back here to pay respects. This video got me fucking addicted to Captain Tsubasa. Never heard a lick about it until you guys watched the trailer in this video and it has been my obsession for the past couple months. In the latest arc there is a character named Michael from Spain who uses the power of god to bring someone back from the dead and he can ride the ball like its a segway. It gets super nuts and I'm so hyped for the game.

[@logandh2]

As someone who played baseball for 8 years, the game is the fucking epitome of lie, cheat, steal, win.

[@cyberninjazero5659]

20:00 "What's a 76er" I'm disappointed in you Woolie you had the chance to rest the clock just for the fun of it

[@4Wilko]

I was waiting for a Fallout 76 joke.

[@cyberninjazero5659]

@@4Wilko Exactly

[@LinkinMark1994]

Edo Tensei the founding fathers gives me the funniest mental image. Lol

[@cyberninjazero5659]

@@LinkinMark1994 The Four FreedomKage on Mount Rushmore

[@cyberninjazero5659]

@@LinkinMark1994 From the Village hidden in the GUN

[@blanahaha]

Anime AF sports games are the only way you're getting me to even consider playin a sports game.

[@coreylemon]

The difference is that catching and interpreting hand signals or callouts over time is the opposing team's fault for not encrypting their signals well enough. Using cameras and wires to interpret their signals is your "fault," and should then be punishable. One is your opponents not being defensive enough against casual inspection, the other is your team being offensive in a category that is unsportsmanlike.

[@balleet210]

The point of competition is to compare skill levels of participants in a vacuum of capability. If I'm playing Tekken with someone next to me, I'm not going to ask them if they are going to do a low next. That's my job as a competitor to read that mindset and prove myself. If the point is to just win for these people then, fuck it, just hire a bitcoin hitman to shoot all your foes in the kneecap when they are partying or some shit. This is just another issue of people who are interested in money more than anything.

[@AsSeenOnLife]

I would play the heck out of a Shaolin Soccer game.

[@hathbeenslain]

I wish someone told Pat and Woolie about the garbage can signalling.

[@biecie]

I swear over-the-top moves in sports anime makes me actually interested in watching/reading it. And if they can actually convey that to games really good I will buy it.

[@SupermewX300]

Now I really want a Haikyu volleyball game. But only if it's absurdly technical and impenetrable to anyone who doesn't already know everything about the sport, or is so in love with the anime that they'll push through the 12 hour tutorial.

[@kinnikudash385]

If Captain Tsubasa can get a game, I'm sticking to my hopes that Kinnikuman can get one. REVIVE THE MUSCLE GRAND PRIX AND GENERATIONS SERIES DAMMIT

[@Copperhell144]

Captain Tsubasa had a few games before, and so did Kinnikuman - just, never outside of Japan. (Unless you count "Tecmo Cup Soccer Game")

[@kinnikudash385]

@@Copperhell144 I know Kinnikuman did. Kinnikuman Nisei (Ultimate Muscle) got three games released in the US by 4kids. The PSP port of Generations and the Grand Prix series were the last ones to come out already, on top of being Japan-only.

[@Copperhell144]

@@kinnikudash385 Well, TIL, thank you

[@TariTariTariTariTari]

You guys should check out Big Windup. It's a baseball anime that touches on all of these things, catcher and pitcher signing, getting help from the stands, getting your signs read.

[@Some__Guy]

When are we gonna get that Shokugeki no Soma X Cooking Mama game?

[@edfreak9001]

i guess if you wanted to cut out the problem entirely: something akin to a cheap cell phone and the pitcher literally just texts to the catcher for a moment or something, even someone sitting behind them with binoculars is not going to be able to read what's on the screen yes it's still a signal that can be caught but that's like intercepting a random person's personal text messages anywhere else.

[@deathbat93rn]

You can steal signs. If there is a man on 2nd base then it is fine for them to memorize and tell their teammates. That has been going on in baseball for decades. It is then the Catcher’s and Pitcher’s job to switch up the signs. The problem with this scandal is that they used cameras and technology to steal and relay signs with incredibly fast precision. They cheated their way to a World Series championship. They banged on trash cans, whistled and wore wires to ensure they knew exactly what the pitcher was going to throw. It’s a complete shame to baseball and the Astros got off easy in my opinion.

[@ennui_u9352]

Spoke to my step-dad about this who plays softball and is obsessed with sports The guy who was like "my wife doesn't like it when my shirt gets ripped off!" Let his team rip off his shirt after another amazing hit, and there was no wire! However, they were still cheating... BY HITTING GARBAGE CANS USING THE SAME MORSE-CODE SIGNS IN THE LOCKER ROOMS, AND THE SOUND CARRIED OUT TO HIM IN THE FIELD!?

[@charleschamp9826]

Reminds me of that one guy that's the reason Basketball has a shot clock now. He was taller than everyone else and could just hold the ball up and walk it into the other team's basket. Back then basketball was seen as a short man's game, strange as that sounds.

[@cranktherider4302]

Yo if this happened like two or three months later he would'nt've *ever* gotten caught

[@angelmaster765]

After years of this video coming out, pitchers and catchers found out a way to send signals with the catcher pressing buttons on a beeper hidden within his knee pads and the pitchers listen to the play call on a little ear plug.

[@steffanofumo]

I still want a Honoo no Toukyuuji: Dodge Danpei game, when you grow up in Europe you get to watch some really obscure anime on TV lol

[@kenren8773]

We need some codec tech for the catcher and pitcher.

[@Gorfinhofin]

They didn't even mention the part about dudes just bangin' on trash cans to tell the batter what to do.

[@ShayneRawls]

Don't feel bad Pat, I thought he was talking about Aliens too!

[@tychoazrephet3794]

Woolie trying so hard to play Devil's advocate for reading the pitch makes me want to see him go to a casino and try and convince people counting cards is actually totally fine.

[@13johnnyemo]

Counting cards is totally fine, provided you don't use any outside help or devices in which to do so. Competition is at it's core you against someone or something else, and any advantage you organically have is totally legitimate, if your opponent is salty it's on them to get better. This is why in baseball it's widely recognized that stealing signs without the help of other technological devices is totally legitimate and something that happens constantly, because it's something that theoretically anyone can do without extra help.

[@tylerlackey1175]

What causes someone to go on the internet and in a space where contrarianism isn't rewarded, state completely unironically that counting cards is bad?

[@jasonwhigham335]

Pat just wants maximum league baseball and mutant league

[@Raven_Frame]

I guess communicating with your team, and getting hard reads on the enemy is cheating is sports. I did not know this.

[@thunderphoenix440]

This amuses me because my team (The Nationals) beat the Astros in the latest World Series, so now they look like huge babyfaces for beating the signal-stealing heels.

[@angelmaster765]

If the Anaheim hockey team cheats, do they fight the Mighty Ducks from the cartoons or from the movies? PS. The Van Damme movie Woolie talks about is "Sudden Death", when a terrorist threatens to blow up everyone in a Pittsburgh Penguins game.

[@TheJacobG]

This is now old news. The new hotness is "sticky stuff" on your hand to throw the ball better.

[@toxsun]

The Seattle Supersonics are now known as the Oklahoma City Thunder. Both are sound based team names.

[@UltimaKeyMaster]

>Captain Tsubasa My immediate reaction: What is this, a new Tokyo Mirage Sessions music video?

[@dianatheascian8701]

14:13 *visible confusion*

[@shadowreaverrising1753]

Who was that guy who set those world records while on roids?

[@Tarkenfire]

You probably need to be more specific.

[@Bakademic]

Barry Bonds?

[@shadowreaverrising1753]

@@Bakademic yeah, I think that's the guy. Saw this article that said (Mark)edit McGwire was on roids too.

[@tashaem1]

@@shadowreaverrising1753 Pretty much every 90s and early 2000s big Home Run hitter NOT named Ken Griffey Jr. Or Frank Thomas was on the roids.

[@shadowreaverrising1753]

@@tashaem1 I remember a story about record breakers being found to be on drugs around the time of record setting. It was on the news. Not gonna lie it made me feel something.

[@pavezxxD]

The soccer team that woolie is talking about that got wiped out for being to bad is Veracruz FC from Mexico

[@RichardBlaziken]

My take away from this is that real sports are fundamentally flawed and eSports are the future because nothing has or will ever go wrong in the world of eSports

[@4Wilko]

Especially not in Blizzard run eSports.

[@Johnnycpublic]

Can't tell if your being serious?

[@thedullfork]

@@Johnnycpublic His conviction that nothing has ever fucked up in eSports makes me believe he's 100% being sarcastic.

[@awesometown1000]

ThonroTheKZbinr OP’s comment is 322% sarcastic

[@Tundra.]

I don't have anything to do with any sports at all, but I have the hardest-line stance against diving in soccer. It's like hitting yourself in the face and crying to the teacher that the other kid did it in order to get them in trouble. It's lying on a huge screen with thousands of people watching and dozens of cameras recording, and we'll all know you faked it, but you do it anyway. I can't think of anything more blatantly unsportsman-like that isn't just a crime.

[@bellial974]

That's why more and more cameras are been put in to help the refs

[@BIGBLUBLUR]

In the future, cheating will be optimized to such a degree where entire games will be won on a coin toss.

[@francescolombardi3438]

it all depends on who flips the coin

[@kavier2005]

pat confirmed a big huge soccer fan

[@cluelesskouhai]

rewatching this bc of both the evo razer morse buttplug bit from the last podcast and the recent Canadian Olympic cheating scandal, SPORTS CHEATING RULES

[@Abdega]

「OH! THAT’S A BASEBALL!」

[@Omegamode]

That Captain Tsubasa game do look cool tho

[@billhell7143]

The xfl is coming back for some reason

[@Used__Napkin]

Every time I hear Pat crave blood sports I know as soon as one pops up he wouldn’t watch it.

[@Gojiro7]

I love this entire scandal is essentially "Your not allowed the screen look!!" but for real life XD

[@toprak3479]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH YOU MEAN _FOOTBALL_

[@JeanPaul-ie4ug]

Football is what the third worlders call it

[@4Wilko]

I could've sworn they were talking about Stickball not too long ago.

[@gigi.savage]

Remember when Lonnie Smith and Keith Hernandez had the best batting averages on the World Series champion 82 Cardinals, and Joaquin Andujar had the best ERA on those same Cardinals, and the three of them were just constantly on cocaine that year? Jon Bois remembers.

[@chernobylhobo7793]

Those scenarios where the players have to fight whatever their team is named after sounds like some crazy Danganronpa shit. Also Woolie knowing the 76ers theme makes me happy.

[@tychoazrephet3794]

"It's almost as if people who are playing to win have no core values." still salty about that whole pick a top tier thing aint ya Woolz?

[@mikaela5938]

this cloning thing Pat talks about reminds me a lot of cloning tech in Invincible

[@172frankie]

“Fuck the code” - The Astros

[@user-lu2vn3bu6f]

There’s an ancient Captain Tsubasa game that has a fan translation on the SNES or whatever