Castle Super Beast Clips: Ja Rule Didn't Know?!

[@frowniegilmore]

"Cause when water starts to not exist, Society stops existing too"- The wisest words I've ever heard from Pat.

[@PaladinGuy]

I've always said to people that the SBFP boys are all much smarter then they give themselves credit for.

[@TMcKeon408]

I mean he's not wrong.

[@xhotl-1599]

Never forget that Pat leaves the water running and actively litters

[@comingupooo]

@@xhotl-1599 Well what do you expect, he needs to waste as much water as possible so the children don't get any.

[@conorgleeson2453]

This is why the CIA put water scarcity on their list of top 10 biggest concerns for the next 50 yrs. Pat’s super right.

[@Egalia_1]

Billy is chaotic evil and that’s the only way I can explain how he acted throughout this entire endeavor

[@ronyncato7206]

I say Chaotic Stupid. It's like Chaotic Evil, but literally no forethought.

[@lemonlimecitrus]

He seems more neutral evil.

[@carom1]

@@ronyncato7206 And also extremely intentional. Intentionally not thinking about it, chaotically.

[@arbyw.1889]

He's basically The Joker

[@nostalgia_junkie]

@@arbyw.1889 rise up

[@BrazillianCara]

A reminder that they picked Ja Rule as the rival's name in the Leaf Green Nuzlocke.

[@aptspire]

Leaf Green and Fyre Red ;)

[@MrDoinurmom77]

Thought of this the whole time during the documentary

[@-THE_META]

How do I watch the whole thing I still want to, it ends on episode 30 on KZbin.

[@bw6188]

Holy shit I forgot they did a Nuzloke

[@zurichRevolts]

@The Meta kzbin.info/aero/PLpiB1Fgu1Wcqj3evmT_B42Be7JZClaOCa

[@DevonPalmer98]

I like how Woolie keeps trying to improve his camera angle while pat just slouches into the abyss.

[@warzone822]

am i crazy, is pats camera tilted

[@mezeporta]

@@warzone822 it's tilted

[@sambeasley444]

The best part of the 50 Cent side quest is that after 50 Cent bought those tickets, Ja Rule decided it was a good idea to say " nah that doesn't bother me, as long as he doesn't buy my masters and publishing rights. " then out of nowhere, to the surprise of Ja Rule, 50 goes and tries to then buy his rights so he'd have to pay 50 every time he performed his own shit.

[@doufancyapickle]

50 cent sure knows how to hold a grudge

[@infinite-sadness]

@@doufancyapickle THE ULTIMATE PETINESS

[@GambeTama]

Holy hell, I just looked that up praying that it was true. That is the DEFINITION of a power move.

[@Modern2Wars]

Modern Problems require Modern Solutions

[@drnick2311]

“That’s not fraud... I would call that false advertising.” - Ja Rule

[@goodninji8]

"But, also ISS MURRRDAAHH" - Ja Rule, 2017

[@PaladinGuy]

"They just fell on my bullets!"

[@TheZombieKing]

That was a surprise endurance contest.

[@Deinomimus]

"Hi there. You're probably wondering how I got this tan."

[@ZhadoxFlamez]

Ja Rule: Look y'all they bamboozled me too man. Billy is a crook! Also Ja Rule: We just gotta spin it so we don't look like scammers.

[@MPLoura]

The best part is Billy The Ultimate Snake Oil Salesman Supreme convincing Andy Established Event Planner to throw some neck for water.

[@JoninJordan]

That's some *Charisma: 10* shit right there

[@Garner465]

Pat's really cultivating that Plague beard.

[@Janzer_]

Southern Pride

[@PaladinGuy]

I was thinking that he was going for the Dad-Bod Kratos look.

[@shadowrunner4620]

@@PaladinGuy There is edits of Pat's face on NuKratos' body, and Elmo on Atreus. They are on Pat's twitter.

[@jeangreffsbp]

@@PaladinGuy Nu Kratos is nowhere near dad bod,its literally a wide buff man

[@HoChiMints2007]

'I made many wrong and immature decisions' - Billy McFarlane "It's not like anybody died" - Ja Rule

[@ghostfear2011]

I recommend watching Internet Historian’s video on the Fyre Festival. One of the things he says was that people spent 500-1,200 dollars on tickets so you can’t even laugh that it happened to rich kids.

[@radski_fives]

Absolutely. It is the most comprehensive look at the festival that is both factual and entertaining.

[@INSOMNIACification]

What type of working class person has over a grand to blow on tickets to a shitty no name festival?

[@allypearlman5569]

@@INSOMNIACification did you not see the 500, thats less than like reading or leeds

[@ScorpioTheScorpion1503]

Eftkvcdi965321 Remember, it was promoted as a two-week long all-expenses-paid music festival, so it’s not unlikely that a large number of working class people would try to set aside $1200 for such a deal.

[@Sass_Master9000]

I'd argue whoever could afford a $500 ticket along with the price of a flight to the Bahamas for the sake of a few days when they're too young to have careers would qualify as rich kids.

[@ghostfear2011]

Also Billy is currently serving 6 years in prison.

[@WonderGamer101]

Good.

[@badabingee]

Its what he gets for playing ff xiv with the wrong class wait thats a different billy

[@theothermc]

Good he was the worst NuFriend for LPs

[@GOLDFINGER-24k]

Well then here to fucking like porn stars amirite?

[@pyropoyo]

Ghost5410 I mean yeah sometimes he’d forget to edit out a piss break but that’s a little harsh, don’t you think?

[@letmeshowumypkmn]

Fyre Festival: Battle Royal

[@goodninji8]

Ja Rule's Battlegrounds

[@marioe.4400]

Cannibal Island DLC

[@godzilla12332]

Radical jaights

[@JoninJordan]

@@goodninji8 ah good old JRBG

[@maikolnavarro4179]

Fyre Festival:Cannibal Corpse.

[@lexussinkhole1202]

I've never seen Pat drinking anything other than Red Bull, either he has a super kidney or he has no kidney at all. He would have probably easily survived the Ja Rule battle royal.

[@mezeporta]

According to Paige, he drinks a LOT of water and is very hydrated

[@SunsetLaw]

Hey Woolie, I think I know what you mean when you said "I heard about this story before" It was indeed an episode of the podcast and it makes sense that Pat doesn't remember because he wasn't there. It was the podcast episode where you talked about the Pokemon Go event that ended in disaster, and one of your guests (I don't remember who exactly) said "It's like the Fyre festival where everything went wrong" I remember this specifically because I know that I looked it up un my phone right after he said it. Kudos

[@PlumpPotatoRump]

god bless you sir

[@explodingrabbit51]

The Ja Rule twitter impression was worth this alone.

[@Fergit_]

Fyre Festival 2. Everyone gets a ball pit.

[@combatrock81]

One thing that's important to remember is that Ja Rule could have still to this day been in one of the highest grossing movie franchises of all time (Fast and Furious) if he didn't demand more money after the first one causing the producers to go, "eh, we'll just get Ludacris as the black rapper guy".

[@balrogdahomie]

Man, it’s a good thing Minh is going by his real name now, because otherwise this segment would be real confusing

[@Adriangabs]

People who just tuned in at this exact moment were probably so confused "Billy sent someone to do WHAT?!?!?"

[@bumblekingjoel]

He discarded the Billy moniker in response to this

[@dutchpotato3557]

Woolie happily bopping in his seat as he’s explaining this crazy shit fills my heart with joy.

[@Dabednego]

Watching Woolie bounce like a child on Christmas as he describes this shitshow is such a beautiful thing. Never has a man been more excited to describe human suffering.

[@Diego92Souza]

Go watch Internet historian video about this, it's still is super relevant, and it shows a lot of things, super interesting. Also, there's no "rich kids" that were there, because according to the historian's video, no one bought the 12k tickets, that's why they couldn't make money to the event, 500-1.2k were the avg ticket price, not that expensive.

[@ZhadoxFlamez]

Wait a minute, though. In the Netflix interview they specifcally say they sold out on all tickets and packages and these ranged from $400 to $250k. They even had a segment that they highlighted where they couldnt stop people from giving them money. They advertised RFID wristbands you could load money on and they had people calling them up to load money on the wristbands. They figure they have was that they got up to $800,000 of loaded funds. While there were regular people who bought tickets there was absolutely some extremly affluent people going to this event.

[@theprofesionalist7927]

@@ZhadoxFlamez Yeah, but Pat and Woolie said that the Netflix documentary was a biased one made by the same people who were behind this that wanted to spin it in a way that doesn't make them look scummy. Honestly because of this I guess I'll just double down on not using Netflix regularly since they apparently like to work with scummy people. That being said if their were trust fund babies there then it would be a little enjoyable to see their spoiled butts suffer. That also being said I hope that the people that scammed them eventually get what they deserve.

[@Diego92Souza]

@@ZhadoxFlamez It's kinda like the Eron situation, 'im gonna lie i'm making money, and that will bait people into giving me money, but since i'm not making any, that is not going to cover our expenses. Again, the historian guy explains this very well.

[@Diego92Souza]

@@theprofesionalist7927 Also this. They were selling their tickets too low, that's why they couldn't cover their expenses, there's no actual record of anyone buying the 250k tickets.

[@Americanbadashh]

That's pretty expensive for a one time event

[@LeonStephan]

This has become one of my favorite podcast stories to listen to. It always feels fresh and Woolie relates it so well.

[@Mev852]

Honestly, with this commentary I don't even know if the documentary can live up to this.

[@danganronper6278]

Junko Enoshima could learn a thing or two from Billy

[@TheKeybladeofdarknes]

So Billy just copied Danganronpa 2?

[@SuperfieldCrUn]

@@TheKeybladeofdarknes Except the island in SDR2 was decked out with everything the kids needed to not only survive, but be completely comfortable and satisfied for an extended period of time.

[@TheKeybladeofdarknes]

@@SuperfieldCrUn so literally worse than Monokuma

[@Ionicblood666]

Went to fyre festival and got a t-shirt that said "but did you die?"

[@TheAtlasReview]

"When water starts to not exist, society stops existing" Prophetic, considering Woolie's current let's play

[@KaptinScuzgob]

luckily, Billy was incarcerated in federal prison last october for 6 years, and also lost $26 million, so theres that

[@sovietcanuckistanian]

The unfortunate thing about the 26 million is that it is nowhere near the full amount he owes to everybody he scammed. A bunch of those people will likely never get there money back.

[@Whatevsman27]

Only 6?

[@DR3ADER1]

He's also Corona-positive.

[@roguespartan345]

Fyre fest. liquor, No water on a hot ass island for a week. What could go wrong?

[@Ionicblood666]

In the immortal words of Al Bundy. " Just gotta keep the brain wet"

[@magnumbadguy9354]

"Some people just want to see the world burn" I'm convinced this is Billy's Ninja way

[@lucidindarkness5019]

I was really loving how Woolie was head bobbing and swiveling around lol. So much funnier watching it live

[@BigFingerRo]

Fyre Festival went from being Project X to being Far Cry 3

[@keystrix3704]

JA Rule Sol JA Boy Hmmm.... 🤔

[@theprofesionalist7927]

What do these two have in common? Oh right; their both talentless hacks with failed music careers that resort to being scam artists for a living because they're no longer popular.

[@goodninji8]

All that's left is for Ja to make a failure of a game console. Just call it the JaStation.

[@pancito8292]

Just wanna say that this podcast has been quality stuff since the beggining, even better than the old one. Congrats guys.

[@nervmeister]

Was Billy's last name "Van Lier" by any chance?

[@Dabednego]

Billy Sparrow

[@fearlessrock0000]

@@Dabednego Blood Relative to Eric Sparrow.

[@ImperfectWeapons]

"You were probably just playing a shitty game" Fyre Fest is the EXACT feeling of buying and playing a shitty game, taken to its ultimate, logical extreme.

[@madamastersgaming]

Fallout 76

[@RGcrasyRG]

Look at it! Without punisher Woolie looses all his dreads and Pat is turning into Skallagrim.

[@yukionnaslayer1]

They are turning into plague

[@MrGMoney1944]

What happen?

[@DoomsdayOdd]

@@MrGMoney1944 matt and pat had a divorce.

[@yyflame]

You know the dumbest part is that if Billy had been smart enough to insure the festival he could have canceled it and filed a claim after that massive storm. Would have saved face and gotten at least some of the money back

[@davidk7439]

The dude's been a snake-oil salesman since the start, which focuses on getting connections, and then getting their money and cashing it out without them realizing they've been screwed over. The entire festival planning was done quickly and haphazardly. Billy invested mostly in marketing to ensure those considering investing that there was enough pull for the event. The problem is that they only realized how severely they underestimated the costs AFTER they got their money from investors. His entire idea of being able to profit was undercutting both investors and attendants at the start and pocketing the rest. Greed, and speed as well as negligence, were motivators for not taking any sort of precautionary measures.

[@phobos5323]

"Lord of the Flies: Rich Kids Edition", now that's a reality show I would watch.

[@madamastersgaming]

Take a handful of snotty brats that were given all they wanted and their fire trial can be on an island with little water and rations of food for three months

[@clanofclams2720]

But they weren't really rich kids, at least most of them weren't

[@arnoldoaad]

I watch the doc before hearing the podcast and I absolutely loved every single moment of woolie describing what I just watch

[@j00ichi00]

I’ve been having a really hard time lately with issues at work an things that are out of my control in my personal life! But rewatching this seriously helps me laugh an fight all the negative things around me. Thank you guys for doing what you do guys

[@vyomesh1999]

I was waiting for "WHERE IS JAH", and it did not disappoint

[@airnspace4814]

When I heard you reference RahXephon in this episode I immediately went YOOOOOOO

[@joolsstoo3085]

Why is it whenever "Ja didn't know?!" pops into my head this video shows up in my recommendeds?

[@RichardBlaziken]

This clip is and will always be peak CSB. Nothing can ever top the insanity of this story and the reactions within. I've thought about this clip so many times over the years and always get a good chuckle

[@Cozy90X]

man has it really been 2 years since CSB?

[@ShadowWolfRising]

Holy shit, This sounds like a thing that'd happen in a bad Adult Swim Live Action show (Which is most of their Live Action shows.), not real life.

[@drnick2311]

That’s not MURDAAAA! I would call that relieving of life. - Ja Rule

[@darrianweathington1923]

I bet pat really wanted a red bull. And woolie told him to go down to the gas station and get on them knees

[@furyberserk]

Dreams that tell you the future are super real.

[@jpkuremi]

I still come back to this video every now and then because I still think about Woolie saying “WHERE IS JA????”

[@MrStatistx]

I instantly watched it after hearing this on the podcast and now I want more! The whole story is so insane, I mean I get that documentaries are sometimes overexaggerating stuff or leave things out, but even if you consider that, the whole thing still is crazy

[@JagrasSneedandFeed]

I'm still salty that Internet Historian didn't get any attention when he made the video, what, months before those documentaries? Lame

[@JackgarPrime]

That's how it goes. I imagine Down The Rabbit Hole got a boost from Wild, Wild Country of people looking for more about Rajneeshpuram, too.

[@ricardomiles2957]

@@JackgarPrime the funny thing is, I only saw the videos and half of the documentary about Raj, so for the longest time I felt like losing my mind because everytime I would talk with someone about these events they would reference things in a different way than I remembered.

[@Spinoraptor159]

this is the hardest ive laughed in awhile. thank you

[@Ultimaniacx4]

Woolie's Ja Rule impression is glorious.

[@tailedgates9]

Ja Rule going "I DIDN'T KNOW!!" Is killing me. XD

[@MrStatistx]

That happens when Billy doesn't have to edit the SBF channel anymore...

[@Comkill117]

MrStatistx wrong Billy, but I wonder what would happen if SBFP Billy went rouge...

[@MrStatistx]

@@Comkill117 Yeah, that was the joke. Other than here and maybe in a game or two, when the name Billy was mentioned it was usually him

[@MrAirgear67]

years later, hearing woolie shout at billie to suck the dock is still fucking gold

[@Arcademan09]

The best documentary for Fyre Fest is from Internet Historian

[@aptspire]

Netflix, Hulu? Internet Historian has the best Fyre Festival documentary :)

[@bossbeartherock6034]

Woolie reaction to internet historian would be legendary , from fall of 76 and bike lock attacker to no man's sky and the cost of concordia

[@SinnerBeta]

So Billy is basically Vic from NBA 2k16?

[@theitfactorjameswheezer2852]

SinnerBeta bruhhhhhh

[@connorsmith1005]

This was nothing short of enlightening. Thank you for sharing this story gentlemen.

[@XanReadsBooks1]

I routinely come back to this video when I need to smile. This shit is so great

[@PotatoIsNotCute]

Wow I can't believe they let the mastermind behind Fyre Festival edit for them. That's nice rehabilitation.

[@NotAnAnimator]

I'm so glad you guys are continuing the podcast.

[@corpsepatty6730]

The Persona 1 and 2 Playthroughs are the best idea you ever had, please do that, I beg you!!!!!!

[@112523]

also, tickets at first were sold at 2000 bucks each but since they didnt sell fast enough to make up for the amount they would have had to spend they decided to lower the prices a bit and have different tiers of tickets. in the end tickets went for 50 bucks a bunch of normal people have indeed bought those tickets it also wasnt on an island. it was on a coast but the people couldnt go to a city since they didnt have any means of transport

[@jonmkl]

A 27 minute highlight clip? What a well produced and highly focused podcast! :-P

[@riastradh]

Fyre Festival: Beach Thuggery

[@RaikenTB]

Those sandwiches actually looked pretty damn good. I wouldn't fly to an island for one, but I'd eat it.

[@YeTheGOATNoCap]

Raiken it's not even a sandwich. It's just 2 pieces of bread with the cheese kinda touching.

[@RaikenTB]

@@YeTheGOATNoCap Combine it with the salad and it's just missing some meat.

[@benzo546]

what kinda life have you lived where that’s even considered a good sandwich

[@MrGMoney1944]

@@benzo546 Public school in the 80s comes to mind. Cafeteria would routinely give us butter sandwiches which as the name suggests was only butter between two slices of bread.

[@SalTheMehGuy]

Fye Festival is the original Battle Royale.

[@fake._]

Castle Super Beast is a cool name. I feel like they think its hype too.

[@Blaine_themono]

They absolutely think, IIRC they came up with it in a ds3 episode and said it was too good to not use for something

[@ItsSansom]

@@Blaine_themono I feel like it was Bloodborne

[@Blaine_themono]

@@ItsSansom might have been, since the game are kinda similar maybe im misremembering, but i think i remember matt being in on the coversation

[@jaku9730]

How is Billy doing LPs from prison?

[@pkshd]

Who's back after seeing Fyre II announced

[@MadeagoestoNam]

I cannot keep watching this podcast at work if y'all keep talking about sleeping in painfully comfortable detail.

[@nedmaster1000]

listening to this to honor the annoucement that fyre Fest 2 is happening

[@GervilEtnad]

The BEST news show.

[@RGcrasyRG]

Also no simpsons' reference to the episode about camp Krusty.

[@Jimbo_SIice]

I mean, the most prominent guy at Fyre Fest was supposed to be Ja Rule. Something wasn't right to begin with.

[@theitfactorjameswheezer2852]

ninetySix Lol

[@FlowWolf7]

17:42 Where is Ja!!!???

[@kristofb5013]

"Fyre island was built on a lie"- Bran Stark to Ja Rule Tarley

[@goodninji8]

WHERE 👏 IS 👏 JA ?? 👏

[@matthewschoen9827]

This is the MOST powerful woolie has ever been. He cannot be stopped now.

[@Kango234]

The idea of Ja Rule acting surprised and sying the word "bamboozled" is making me lose it.

[@justinhearst]

I watched the netflix documentary yesterday and I definitely agree on Woolie's endorsement. This whole situation is laughable but at the same time really messed up.

[@shadowstalker321]

To be fair to Mystikal, he's made somewhat of a comeback being Feat on underground stuff.

[@anthonysereno4799]

No one told Ja Rule.

[@consensualsenses]

Had no idea of this Fyre festival existing and randomly turned in live to this bit, when Woolie starts laying it all out. I laughed my fucking ass off, to say the least.

[@RNGsus655]

Ra's Ja Rule

[@Saramusvasque2838]

This netflix/hulu shitshow reminds me of the pixar/DreamWorks shitshow, where Jeffrey Katzenberg, the guy that produced much of the Disney renaissance but left because michael Eisner, the guy that produced the Disney cartoon shows, became CEO over him. So Katzenberg left and cofounded DreamWorks, then produced movies that followed the same themes the movies Disney was having Pixar make(bugs life/antz, finding nemo/sharktale, the Disney brand/shrek) all while trying to stick it to his past employer

[@tonlito22]

Man, I miss Liam. He would've defended this shit and driven Pat into an insane rage.

[@Taiyou94]

Lol jesus

[@Inz0mbiac]

yea, I just saw the documentary and, it's not explicitly stated but I think the reason customs said no water unless you pay duties was because those trucks were filled with Evian brand water

[@Shadar22]

Billy really took the breakup hard, huh?

[@Natakupl]

Isn’t this a setup to the uve bowl House of the Dead?

[@Nerevar5me]

18:20 lololol 😂😂 when Woolie says “its murduuhhhh”

[@ManuelGonzalez-je3vz]

Love you guys

[@Obscureanimeguy]

It was probably “Double Toasted “ cause I remember hearing about this before the documentary came out

[@Comkill117]

What the Hell?! How did I not hear about this?

[@TheNerdSmash]

It's safe to say they were all JaFooled.