The Return of Dracula Flow

[@2mello]

Shit had me fucked up in the crib looking up pictures of dogs with human eyes

[@systemcrasher7986]

yo , like your music

[@madmanmortonyt4890]

dogs staring at me like we got beef, but I know they've got no bones

[@ytaccforthing]

your music is fire pimp

[@SwagBroPlays]

I'll be gosh darned it's the Funky Funk from Funk Town

[@kingjamesbond4009]

AYO 2MELLO!

[@steelgriffin7716]

"I have no morals or belief system. I have no spirituality or anything that gives my life meaning or structure. They ask me to shoot, I do it. I have no character." Has to be one of my top five bars of his.

[@sparquisdesade]

THE WORMS! THE WORMS! UGGGH THE WORMS

[@The_Ajna]

🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@hyperionman420]

THE BUGS ARE BACK

[@posteriorpepperoni]

THE 🪱WORMS🪱 ARE BACK

[@wumbojet]

AHHHHH THE WORMS THE WORMS

[@theevilgood]

Literally a punchline every time it comes on

[@b_l_a_c_k-l_i_t_e]

@@theevilgood pls help im outta the loop and curious.

[@b_l_a_c_k-l_i_t_e]

is this a quote from the video itself?🤦‍♂

[@chero666]

Dropped during the Kendrick/Drake beef and both of them are lucky Dracula ignored them.

[@just_matt214]

He was simply making too much money to care.

[@gorimbaud]

drac only has eyes for mustard

[@merobiba413]

that shit ain't nothin to him, man

[@HolyJunkie]

Prolly coincidence, but he does reference Mustard, and shortly after has the bit about his daughter's custody.

[@PoisonInc]

If Drac got in on it, the UN would have to get involved.

[@AsiniusNaso]

GONNA SET THE OPPS BACK A WHOLE KARDASHEV SCALE

[@BTM8109]

Shawty was giving me that matrioshka brain

[@zachataxxii7126]

"Wtf is this video" ---> "My vocabulary has been irreversably changed" pipeline "They think I'm homosexual the way I'm chasing the sack" and "Turned his ass into some data" are pure bars, and I'm only 8 minutes in losing my mind over here lmao

[@DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993.]

" Turned his ass into data" is some real shit. That's hard as fuck.

[@halfmettlealchemist8076]

"Rome wasn't built in a day, but this 9mm certainly was" is just unreasonably hard

[@DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993.]

@@halfmettlealchemist8076 I didn't catch that one, that's the coldest thing I've ever heard, ho-ly.

[@cadetCap1]

Got me like Mr. Bean! I ain’t saying shit!

[@sagecolvard9644]

"Joints rolled in Keef got me reading the Book of revaluations. We are indeed Close".

[@jeremiah5511]

FADED INTO THE ABYSS, AND I LET THE ARCHANGELS TAKE HIM

[@ragnar3434]

That child custody run is a masterpiece though

[@DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993.]

An actually fantastically written bit, unironically.

[@SlaaneshiChosen_Carmena]

It wasn’t a bit, apparently that is the only part of Dracula Flow that is real, according to genius, the actor playing Dracula has been involved in a lengthy custody battle over his daughter

[@ragnar3434]

@@SlaaneshiChosen_Carmena every word of dracula flow is real actually

[@Dabednego]

She already knows what Red Bull tastes like

[@joewall8210]

SHE BROKE MY HEART HAD ME SHADOW BOXING BEHIND THE 7/11 WITH THE CLEVELAND 2011 LEBRON JERSEY

[@NormalRapt0r]

The bugs are back

[@TheBlindWeasel]

The second chance line delivers so hard because the way he tells it you think he's done talking for a second

[@asdfkgkspr284]

Same with “they didn’t see me for 52 hours”

[@ratking1608]

WE MAKIN IT OUTTA WALLACHIA WITH THIS ONE 🗣

[@hurricanexanax]

This blunt has a family somewhere worried as hell

[@cheapbstard]

"beat his ass and send him in to an improvement cycle" omg ive seen this happen.. wtf lmao

[@posteriorpepperoni]

Dracula on that shonen anime pill

[@DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993.]

" Put a bag over his head, send his ass to Paradise" are actual fucking BARS. THAT'S REAL SHIT.

[@CaptainGanymede]

"I bought her Chanel bags until there was nothing left behind her eyes" is so fucked up i had to pause for like 5 minutes

[@FayAlexGG]

🙏🏼

[@fraserking4747]

58% THC pre-rolled joints rolled in keef had me reading the Book of Revelations. We are indeed close. 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick]

When I smoked 58% THC pre-rolled joints rolled in keef I was briefly scared of monsters in the woods, before watching the David Lynch Dune and being lulled to blissful slumber.

[@theghostoftheuchiha1999]

Read the description of Dracula Flow 5, Woolie. It is the Final.

[@theevilgood]

We regret to inform you that Dracula and Flow are no longer friends.

[@MrListerTheSisterPhister]

Boy wanted clout, so I put him on the news. Made him a super star.

[@posteriorpepperoni]

THE ZAZA GOT ME FEELING LIKE EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE ALRIGHT❗

[@MicronOnline]

9:00 The second chance line REALLY got them

[@nikobates6897]

I don’t get it

[@gwen9939]

@@nikobates6897 he's dying and there's a second chance(at life) in there.

[@ozenthelewdable5427]

What part of "second-life from ass-eating​" do you not fucking understand?

[@furfixer]

THE WORMS THE WORMS

[@_Francis_York_Morgan]

And this was before the RFK news iirc

[@cyberninjazero5659]

​@@_Francis_York_MorganThe best bar I heard about that is 'A Kennedy either dies from a hole in the head or lives long enough to have a hole in the head'

[@dillongraham904]

"Rome wasn't built in a day, but this 9mm sure was."

[@Cole-xq2tl]

GIMMIE THE FENTANYL!!!

[@hd9y1jdjad]

The fifth and final Dracula flow. What a saga.

[@z-mac664]

THE WORM IN MY BRAIN GOT ME MOVING LIKE AN INVASIVE SPECIES

[@inktoxicant]

"Shit had me fucked up in the crib looking up pictures of dogs with human eyes" gets me every time

[@Jake-uk8sj]

The opps thought they were cooking but dracula showed them they were just microwaving

[@lilwyvern4]

If the opps think that ain't cookin', they didn't see what I did to that bitch's kid.

[@clericoflight476]

The custody saga really turns part 5 into something special

[@crumblyguy1834]

I’m disco- rotted. I only hear encyclopedia talking when they showed those genius explanations

[@merobiba413]

same lol. i actually found out about Dracula Flow through a Disco Elysium shitpost

[@cB-sr9kd]

@@merobiba413 Do you have a link to that?

[@doctordice2doctordice210]

Disco enlightened more like

[@RichardJohnson-wd1gp]

​@@cB-sr9kdI'm guessing it's a reference to the video "all the Disco Elysium skills as Dracula Flow bars" by BatWithAHat

[@erikferal]

I'm convinced Cards Against Humanity is WRITING THESE DOWN.

[@Daelyah]

They fuckin' BETTER BE!

[@Eknashik]

A dracula flow expansion would go unbelievably hard

[@RichardJohnson-wd1gp]

Check out Dirty Neighbors. It's like CAH but about the people you're playing with. Make sure your friends have thick skin though lol

[@nooblangpoo]

My favorite is still "Rome wasn't build in a day, but this glock was."

[@Lam6da98]

"Rome wasn't built in a day, but this 9mm certainly was." GOATed bar

[@SilverJakler]

"This shit making me act inconsiderate." Is so underrated in my book. Like we got all of these insane lines but then we just have a normal sounding one that you wouldn't think would be said by Drac. I don't really know how to explain it, the tonal shift is just really funny to me

[@Epee2134]

"You will relive every key mistake you've ever made in your life!" is the best quote I've adopted!

[@mikopop]

I will never forget, he is him.

[@bkindr3wind641]

7:20 Threw the op into the particle collider, watched his ass get pulled apart into a million pieces. Turned his sorry ass into some data. God DAMN.

[@Jumungous]

"I was reading from the Book of Revelations WE ARE INDEED CLOSE" 😵

[@masterxl97]

My favorite part about these is that him being Dracula still has NOTHING to do with anything.

[@factualdonkey6]

Nothing? There are consequences for your crimes against Dracula.

[@halfmettlealchemist8076]

It’s because this shit ain’t nothing to him, man

[@cyberninjazero5659]

"Still has" he had a couple of bars about being immortal and being a hustler longer than most people have been alive in the last ones. Need I remind you of "I was stacking bricks for Mensa Musa..."

[@halfmettlealchemist8076]

This shit ain't nothing to him man

[@gorimbaud]

he's twelve million years old!

[@AnarchistGrandpa]

You really have to keep in mind the context of the subject at hand. This is Dracula, the first vampire, a literal ancient demon who probably witnessed the fall of Eden, seen countless civilizations come and go and endured calamities beyond imagination. Consumption, be it of souls or flesh or whatever, was his maxim for millennia onward. From then to now, this is him in the modern era. Post-Ancient, in the throes of blood-drunk senility but still indisputably influential. So far beyond the experience of mortals yet living amongst them, as even he is not exempt from being swept up in the tides of an ever-changing world. Fated to continue on in this world solely to consume flesh and pleasure and still standing 10 toes down on the opps, pertually ballin'. These are his memoirs. This shit was really nothing to him, man. Needless to say, this video got me HOWLING N' ITCHING TO TAKE LIVES. Thanks, fellas!

[@sparquisdesade]

Turns out, the real worms were us the entire time

[@gavinjohnson2734]

AND THERE'S A SECOND CHANCE IN THERE!!!

[@Griever_Plats2021]

IM IN THE MARIANAS TRENCH SMOKING SUBMERSIBLES 😂😂😂

[@ReSF91]

The return of him....

[@Jakal_205]

I like to imagine this man just stays in the basement constantly spitting the most insane/hardest shit youve ever heard and these videos are just these guys coming down occasionally to film it.

[@posteriorpepperoni]

THE 12,000 YEAR OLD JENKEM SO OLD IT DOESN'T EVEN SMELL NO MORE

[@ozenthelewdable5427]

Of fucking course, ain't he just smelling a piece of rock at that point? The question is, whose Jankem was it?

[@RubyRoks]

I WEPT FOR THERE WERE NO WORLDS LEFT TO CONQUER

[@noellesato311]

*THEY SAY IF YOU DO WHAT YOU LOVE YOU'LL NEVER WORK A DAY IN YOUR LIFE.*

[@ApexGale]

"Found the homie's B. Heading video on Dailymotion. That lil jit owed me money, what the fuck dude!"

[@Joetime90]

I got a ruptured ear drum from having my ear to the street for so fuckin long

[@sagecolvard9644]

It's crazy that every comment is just people repeating their favourite line, and there are still lines that seem like they're getting slept on. "I got the drum on me I'm 'bout to make a fuckin' BEAT".

[@J.P1981]

He pulled a deep cut that made me feel like a punch to the face. It hit me that hard.

[@Shayman94]

Grandpa had bars so strong, he gave Woolie the pre-covid laughs lol

[@notmicrowavesafe]

11:00 Woolie has decided to put himself on optic blast for this stream i see.

[@OvieKovy]

Just finished on my own stomach, time for some oxtail.

[@SeanR91]

20:52 is th wildest, hardest, and most brilliant thing I've ever heard. I'm in awe

[@Zarkator]

Dracula is the second incarnation of papa frank, can't wait to see who the third is

[@MatthewPherigo]

The third incarnation will be our lucky incarnation, he will grant us 3 wishes

[@DiscoDachiff]

The next one will be the really good one

[@sandenson]

​@@DiscoDachiff +2

[@HoChiMints2007]

Holy shit Woolie laughed as if the room's 110% saturated with Nitrous Oxide, goddamn

[@ijustreview]

Woolie's laughter is a big part of why I keep coming back after 10+ years

[@MrSaturn113]

THE WORMS. THE WORMS.

[@sandenson]

AAAARGH THE WORMS ARE BACK

[@waterbottle6644]

Dracula flow videos legitimately make me laugh so hard it completely drains me of all my energy

[@LieseFury]

"shorty's head built like a chevrolet"

[@rudiebjones]

That hairline is DIABOLICAL

[@YeTheGOATNoCap]

The fent got me movin like a claymation figure 🔥🔥🔥

[@juancarlosfernandezperez6843]

More bars than a prison

[@rowanfynes898]

"Fuck it, I ATE the op"

[@dvssng]

i see this and immediately think "yeah we getting another slop stream highlight baybe"

[@iamtree96]

She spread it for a Nebraska dollar‼️🗣️🔥

[@TheCthultist]

God, I been looking forward to this one for a while now. Wasn’t sure if it was gonna be the “second chance” or the child custody hearing bit that would get them the hardest, but I guess that answered that.

[@raccoonofmotivation20]

The flows are back

[@Chaos_Vergil]

10:53 Are you sure those sunglasses will be enough? Dracula broke some bandos with a Solar Flare, my guy. Optic Blast ain't gonna save you, brother.

[@PolygonAlley]

I put my enemies into the LHC and turn them into data - DAMN 😤

[@OgieSifter]

THE WORMS, last time i took mushrooms with my friends i wanted to channel Igon and yelled about the worms, shit, i thought my friends were laughing cause i was in a true flow state but naw i just channeled dracula into igon fury. This is the shit igon kept himself up yelling at night to deal with the insomnia Bayle gave him

[@ptkamen]

Woolie favourite bar, the one about the second chance is very close to an old one from Pink Guy in the "Watermelon Pussy". Both are written by the same guy, Joji. Then there's the whole RAP album "Pink Season"

[@thelastmelon6875]

Shout out to the guy who called Them N people and I Posted [1] below thier Post so they deleted it.

[@alejandrorodriguez3417]

I some how knew Woolie was going to loose it with the Kim Kardashian line lol

[@baku270]

Lmao I just got done watching your other Dracula flow video

[@MANTHELEXUS]

IM A REAL GLUTTON *AUGHH*

[@Riddimensaur]

AH MAN I DID IT AGAIN!

[@tallestlalafell2345]

"I'm a real glutton... AHH!"

[@Pinky-0-1-0]

Damn, we really are getting fed, good call Reggie.

[@theshaydedlotus3128]

We're smoking Rasputin Hear Ye Hear Ye Durban Poison.

[@Tuchpi]

Oxtail line is a banger

[@X_Blake]

I watched it as soon as it popped up in my notifications

[@JoseRS1186]

Got the Mickey Mouse hairline

[@morganqorishchi8181]

For those who want to read the interview someone did with this man, look up Dracula Flow Interview (John Davis Walker) - Sounding Pod. He's lived a surprisingly interesting life!

[@rorywatt9752]

THE W O R M S

[@rosaryrose2505]

We need to get them to react to GLORB. Their brain will melt due to how fire those raps are.

[@Hforshawn]

This shit ain't nothin to him man!

[@NormalRapt0r]

“The bugs are back.”

[@alittlebirdi]

My lamp that runs on Woolie hysteria was running emtpy. Thanks!

[@Animedingo]

The hyena laugh returns

[@xthewated]

I DODGEROLLED THE HALO ARRAY

[@ABBAskey]

the hit stun on some of these bars needs to be nerfed for competitive play. they forgot he was HIM

[@MangusBeef]

Just impressed how many pairs of sunglasses y’all got

[@DoctorCVC]

When you eat from that one sketchy food stand: “THE WORMS! THE WORMS!!!!”

[@adams3627]

ITS ON RAPGENIUS

[@just_matt214]

It is rap genius.

[@Biodeamon]

dracula has plenty of spirit even if he denies being religious poetry like that cannot come without soul

[@splenda749]

I JUST finished watching y'all's last reaction to come up a new one? YES

[@daysand123]

The day they make a bacldrop to set dracula flow to is the day we know how much this shit aint nothing to him but its too much for mere mortals to handle

[@posteriorpepperoni]

29:11 the Dracula Flow Genius breakdowns are almost as good as the original, the note on "I don't even know who I am anymore, I'm getting too much money" is just a Wikipedia link to Marx's theory of alienation

[@NiftyTheCrusader]

Dude sounds like toad from the Super Show when he laughs

[@everforward5561]

AAAAH THE WORMS THE WORMS

[@300IQPrower]

"I've been waiting for this!"

[@2yoyoyo1Unplugged]

I like to see this as the last the guy did as Drac. Unfortunately, he has been trying to keep it going and has not been the best sport about anyone asking questions. Doesn’t ruin the original saga for me though. Dracula Flow is legendary.