Woolie VS Dracula Flow

[@trashdoge1217]

"i don't give a fuck if i go blind, i don't need to see the pricetag anyways" is a hard line

[@Megaritz]

I fed Dracula Flow into Chatgpt and asked for an imitation. It generated the line "If I go deaf, so what? Ain't need to hear the haters, anyway."

[@mitaskeledzija6269]

​@@Megaritzthat's insane thanks for the idea I will use my Llama3 for something useful now 😂

[@Star-pl1xs]

@@Megaritz eh

[@ZDson3112]

@@Megaritz It's almost the hardest line.

[@bangormc3rd562]

"These cops are interrogating me about an ounce of weed, as though I didn't kill an Applebee's hostess two miles away" is entirely TOO specific.

[@jamesmccomb9525]

My best guess is that it's an inverse of the situation from the movie "My cousin Vinny".

[@goblinden6380]

@@jamesmccomb9525 IM IN THE POD SMOKING SEBULBA

[@darkmage4958]

" i took two limitless pills to limit myself" is unironically hard as shit

[@Sean_Jaggers]

He's beyond double limitless

[@_brandonn8516]

Harder than taking three chinese dick pills from the gas station walking around harder than the hope diamond

[@BuckingHorse-Bull]

im a dog im biting the fart bubbles in the bath They want to drive a wooden stake into my heart For pulling my cock out at the Toronto Blue Jays game All I'm saying is I paid for the tickets

[@JohnDoe-oo9ll]

He wanted to do five

[@dellowery]

Made Chuck Norris double take.

[@SeaJayLY]

THEY MUST HAVE AMNESIA, THEY FORGOT THAT I'M HIM

[@_Jay_Maker_]

It's so good. 🤣

[@robertraabe8373]

That’s joji/frank bars for sure

[@azabache6058]

4:00 okay but for real thought "I was flipping bricks for Mansa Musa before you become a type 1 civilization" is some real ancient gangsters shit I love it

[@josue65222]

Easily my favorite line behind the benihana one and, I threw diamonds in he strip club underneath the pyramids

[@thunderphoenix440]

@@josue65222That and the guy that ran off on the pack.

[@_brandonn8516]

Underrated comment

[@BuckingHorse-Bull]

get the president on the phone im fronted him a brick

[@PeachDragon_]

It's something an Egyptian mummy who came back and became a rapper would say

[@ethantaylor9613]

Dracula is a Vietnam War vet Named John, he was once imprisoned for a crime he didn’t commit in Florida, he studied the law when he was waiting for his appeal and successfully got himself out.

[@johnrivers3813]

Damn, he is Dracula

[@Newt0rz]

​@@johnrivers3813he's HIM

[@JoseRS1186]

He Is HIM

[@Carlos-Mora]

Do you have amnesia or something? Did you forget he was HIM?

[@MrChocolateDinosaur]

Truly 100% HIMalayan

[@ghastlyghifin4029]

"I had so much cheese in my pocket, they thought I was a fuckin' calzone" is my underdog favorite of the bunch

[@infamous6283]

"I took 2 limitless pills to limit myself" is one of my favorites

[@84evrim]

i think i remember something similar from sopranos haha

[@Chicken_Wing91]

“I balled so hard they thought i was a fuckin nutsack!!”

[@wardulens7607]

"I come from a long line of luxury Italian leather."

[@orisheretohelp]

holy shit its the Strider

[@bearful]

the exaggerated swagger of an undead gangster

[@Pragabond]

The exaggerated swagger of someone's nice grandpa

[@Jaimethepanda]

The dude who played Dracula actually did an interview and he’s lived a very interesting life.

[@music79075]

Man please drop a link to that!

[@Jaimethepanda]

@@music79075 kzbin.info/www/bejne/ppy8o6BqqqiAaKMsi=CH9sY7zxXOWyFscX

[@zynboy4118]

Don't think he can link it but definitely the name of the video would be sick

[@Jaimethepanda]

Dracula Flow Interview (John Davis Walker) - Sounding Pod

[@endlesstrash4718]

"Sounding pod"

[@cybercobra2]

"faded into darkness, and let the archangels take him" honest to god one of the rawest lines i have ever heard.

[@NEEDbacon]

Someone put Dracula flow to Castlevainia and that line fits so well.

[@PoisonInc]

He LET them. He prevented them otherwise.

[@_brandonn8516]

More raw than no condom in a 20 mile radius

[@BuckingHorse-Bull]

My Audemars Piguet worth the GDP of Yemen If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit, people will die My diamonds come from the most horrific situations possible

[@maylabrown4584]

​@@BuckingHorse-BullComplete 🔥

[@posteriorpepperoni]

Walked along the sand dunes of the Sahara desert for 40 days and 40 nights with nothing but a pack of Newports and a fifth of Henny,i really do this shit

[@Stincinati]

Got a DNA test turns out I’m 100% HIMalayan

[@JackPorter]

bro i only got it once you wrote it out

[@kentuckycryptid]

"Fuck it, I ate the opp!" (uproarious laughter)

[@milagrosgutierrezmartin9506]

"Ops wanted some initiative. Blew up the entire quadrant. I'm moving like Oppenheimer" Most rappers wish they got bars as hard as these

[@commiehunter733]

😂😂😂

[@BroudbrunMusicMerge]

My favorite lines are probably the ones that slip just under the radar 'cause they're surrounded by the most outrageous concepts imaginable. "I HAVE THE BLUEPRINT TO THE CATACOMBS."

[@wumbojet]

"I'm Dracula, I'm 12 million years old" is hilarious for that reason, it makes zero sense in any possible context

[@pepperidgefarm1003]

"We're smoking symbiotes" is great.

[@steeveewuzzheer1992]

“I’m smoking a lot of drugs. A LOT”

[@CaylexT]

"Opp was sneak dissin' on the 'gram. Turned his city into Pompeii." Underrated and legendary.

[@reilynn7891]

"smokin the qui gon jinn vietnamese phillips-head runts" is an all-timer

[@Ike_of_pyke]

We smoking SYMBOITES

[@BTM8109]

Smokin that Trap Room

[@ZKtheMAN]

We smoking _dung beetle_

[@Chicken_Wing91]

We smokin filtered crack!!!

[@brother12100]

Straight venom toxic carnage incarnate scream turning into mania a hybrid phage of agony born to riot an agent sent to take over Vietnam snipe.

[@brother12100]

Straight venom toxic carnage incarnate scream turning into mania a hybrid phage of agony born to riot an agent sent to take over Vietnam snipe.

[@hyperionman420]

MY SLOP COME FROM THE MOST HORRIFIC SITUATIONS POSSIBLE

[@CPTHAP]

MY SLOP MAKES YOUR SLOP LOOK LIKE SEA WORLD ON A SLOW DAY

[@flashystarwinger]

This shit ain't NOTHIN to me, man!

[@JoninJordan]

Fuck it, I watched the slop

[@Kaustich]

We smoking that double edged mayan elf feet

[@olliekyles2159]

And yet you watched it.

[@hexedcrab]

dracula flow is like a comedy stunlock

[@TornaitSuperBird]

It's like a comedy TOD

[@NAGAN0000]

Comedy discombobilate

[@-Fraud]

Woolie slowly faded into darkness and let the algorithm take him.

[@MPLoura]

"Top shelf zaza disrupted my circadian rhythm" Absolute fire.

[@seraphiim444]

ofc it gets its own video what was i thinking

[@Dragon4234]

You must've had amenisa, you forgot that he's HIM

[@cynical_perks8725]

Reggie realizing Woolie's been referencing Dracula Fliw is great

[@MrSkerpentine]

There’s no way that one dude is responsible for Filthy Frank, the Harlem Shake dance, SLOW DANCING IN THE DARK, *and* this WHAT

[@Copperhell144]

Some people were simply born to shape history I guess

[@MoltandMigrate]

Harlem Shake *meme. The Harlem Shake has been an actual dance for I think like 40 years at this point, and it's worth noting that it's nothing like the meme shake. XD But yeah, what a mind that guy has!

[@chaxinitus]

Wait til ya read up on Neil Cicierega /s

[@jamesmccomb9525]

He's also been struggling with epilepsy for most his life too, he's fuckin baller.

[@MrSkerpentine]

@@MoltandMigrate that’s what I meant by the *dance video* specifically, I know

[@TheCobaltOwl]

Reggie's "I didn't see Ke Huy Quan in Mighty Ducks, aight?" is as funny as anything Dracula Flow said, lmao.

[@cezarjulian0320]

That line did frenzy damage to me. Just so much realness incomprehensible to the bitchmade

[@Fomor_Ian]

I’M IN THE POD SMOKING SEBULBA

[@Dabednego]

Smokin that good schooby doo-wah

[@trop3848]

Sebulba is one of my favorite thin air pulls. I don't know why but invoking Sebulba is fucking hilarious.

[@BTM8109]

Puffin on that Dash Rendar

[@mortified0]

The sheer amount of Phantom Menace references Joji wrote for these is genuinely respectable

[@Senor_Penor]

Bro went full chosen one

[@jacobtaylor8579]

They needed a stealth soldier so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burnt my fuckin finger prints off. They WILL NOT find me

[@kurtisjanwich2642]

No wonder Woolie likes this so much, Each line sounds like the title of a CSB podcast

[@LolRitsu]

"IM ON THOSE BROWARD COUNTY TIC TACS" I was born and raised in broward and this isnt even the first time ive heard this 🤣

[@darkwraithraziel6362]

Please enlighten us as to how deep a cut this reference is. I need to know

[@MrMalicious5]

@@darkwraithraziel6362 Pretty sure it’s Xanax.

[@plainsimpletailor402]

I would guess pills​@@darkwraithraziel6362

[@slayerking88]

​@@darkwraithraziel6362Broward county is in Florida. It is known for having A LOT of pain management clinics. You go to one of these clinics and say that you have pain on your neck or back and the doctor prescribes you with strong pain meds. The doctors make bank from this and it's normal for pill addicts to hit up multiple clinics and end up with a fuck ton of pain killing pills.

[@ThatOrphan]

@@darkwraithraziel6362trucker meds ?

[@TheCthultist]

“That shit got me speaking Esperanto” caught me so off guard the first time I heard it. Glad to see its still as strong as ever…

[@superbnns]

Dracula Flow truly feels like a new experience every time. You catch something you missed on your previous watch because you were laughing too hard to hear it.

[@Chicken_Wing91]

It hypes me up in a way i’m not gonna lie.

[@Bitscreed]

"I was flipping bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a type 1 civilization" straight-up lives in my head rent-free.

[@tehcrazGaming]

"The Cuban Link turned the diamond tester into a pipe bomb" is an unironically amazing bar.

[@literallyatiger64]

These cops are interrogating me about an ounce of weed, as if I didn't kill an applebees hostess TWO MILES AWAY

[@venerablebrothergoriate5844]

“Fuck it, I ATE the opp.” 😂😂😂

[@MoltandMigrate]

"I'm in the pod smoking Sebulba" got me screaming

[@cozybones4644]

Screamin, cryin, pissin, shittin

[@BroudbrunMusicMerge]

@@cozybones4644 Shootin' ropes

[@crazedmeat]

That smith and wesson got me moving like an invasive species lol

[@redgunnit]

I once Disassociated so hard that it disbanded the local HOA. Karen was PISSED.

[@krim8889]

“Slowly faded into darkness and I let the arch angels take him” is fire af

[@Makingnewnamesisdumb]

Woolie laughing so hard as Reggie just watches with his mouth open in disbelief.

[@raccoonofmotivation20]

"Im 102% Himalayan with a 2% margin for error"

[@cyberbullysc]

love the boondocks

[@trashman1605]

7:37 of course Reggie laughs at that specific line.

[@HaloSpaz1179]

Red Shepard in a single bar

[@The_Devil_Breaker_]

They WILL NOT find me.

[@FuryXDMGS]

Pressed my hands on the hibachi grill at Benihana and burned my fuckin' fingertips off

[@MachSean333]

Konnichiwa you little jit.

[@Sweatopod98]

When you listen to his interview you understand he's just reciting his autobiography in a cosplay, he really is Him

[@lbspud7379]

I’M MAKIN TOO MUCH MONEY AHHHH!!

[@cozybones4644]

Doktor, turn off my money inhibitors

[@_Yombo]

I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE, I'M GETTING TOO MUCH MONEY

[@ATXnomad698]

I can't believe Frank is back, he speaks to us through his vampiric avatar

[@Triceritrozer]

Every puff is an insult to God

[@Pragabond]

100% one of my favorites

[@kaleidoslug7777]

I'M HIM I'VE BEEN HIM I WILL CONTINUE TO BE HIM

[@AggroNoobs]

"Reach for my neck, you'll get turned into an example" is genuinely an insane line that I still can't get over.

[@portaljumper339]

This is my first experience with Dracula Flow, and I don't know how I ever lived without it. 'Smokin' that zaza that got me speakin' Esperanto' and 'Smokin that fentanyl givin' me Vitruvian Man Flexibility' had me in fuckin' STITCHES!

[@Dabednego]

“I know you ain’t skatin, I didn’t see Ke Huy Quan in Mighty Ducks!” Reggie is too real

[@flmalegre]

24 minutes of Woolie Laughter (ASMR)

[@ttgl_bobross]

Imagine Dracula Flow Dracula as a side character for an episode of What We Do in the Shadows. I don't know what the plot would be but I need it so badly.

[@NEEDbacon]

Honestly would just love it being a regular episode. But the plot has Dracula visiting. And he's just in the background going off.

[@OnlyAchievingHere]

Speaking of Dracula Flow as a character, it’d be absolutely perfect as a street NPC in GTA. Imagine moving through the city and you just hear sht like “Sniffin monkey. It’s monkey monday, show me that monkey!” “i sold crack to myself” “if this watch breaks, the forex market will take a 28% hit” “Fk it I ate the opp” “Ahhh! I’m makin too much money” Seriously it’s perfect

[@Kuhmodo]

"Choked him out with some Givenchy gloves. Last thing he saw was the pricetag." LMFAOOOO

[@HollywoodZach]

They forgot I'm HIM I'm the HIMulation I am HIM Kardashian HIMbucktoo HIMon and Pumbaa I got my DNA test back, turns out I'm 100% HIMalyan

[@luckyseph]

FUCK IT, I ATE THE OPP

[@Arbiter-0]

I KEEP MY GLOCK AT THE VATICAN

[@QuarrelsomeLocalOaf]

Rome wasn't built in a day, but this nine millimeter certainly was

[@Battlemage15]

"F- it, I ate the op." followed no elaboration or bragging; Pure Dracula

[@oogiegoogie2826]

“Huffing spores to see tomorrow’s stock market. Lungs looking crazy.”

[@charlesplante]

If you dont know that 80% of his gibberish is refrences to Fentanyl (mostly in pressed homemade pill form) its so much funnier.

[@aidanmantho9466]

It’s actually way funnier if you do

[@omnillama845]

This divine secret yaya got me and the sisterhood travelling out of our pants

[@phantomartistvio3382]

"They needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burnt my fucking fingerprints off. They *will not* find me." That is the hardest line imaginable 😂

[@jm5522]

Not only doest it lives rent free it actually eminent domained it's land.

[@loganwendigo937]

Slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take him

[@riastradh]

I’ve never heard of Woolie laugh this hard without a ginger nearby or someone getting called a slur

[@drunkdonkeydude]

*THIS SHIT AINT NOTHIN' TO ME MAN*

[@AncelDeLambert]

"I took two Limitless pills to limit myself" is a smooth line

[@irongiant3443]

"Ops needed some initiative, blew up their entire quadrant. Im moving like Oppenheimer"

[@thehoodnick3834]

I didn't see Ke He Quan in mighty ducks is fucking insane Reggie I love you

[@Jumungous]

There Are Consequences To Your Crimes Against Dracula

[@helloimtom100]

They forgot I'm HIM!

[@trenchcoatjoe1891]

On and off the court, straight fundamentals.

[@juancarlosfernandezperez6843]

No funny business

[@golfcartlmao]

reggie's transition from quick-eyed uncertainty to quiet bewilderment to semi-baffled joy without saying a single word for an entire minute as this eras-old legendary vampire gifts him bars transcending time and space. reaction content is a goddamn delight when done correctly

[@FloydTheBreathless]

That fentanyl got me moving like a claymation figurine.

[@enby_kensei]

Well I was today years old when I learned that Dracula Flow was made by Joji Miller. It makes perfect sense in retrospect.

[@ricardomiles2957]

Me too and i hope he do more one offs like that. I hoped for that since he retired frank. His brand of humor doesn't depends exclusiveluly on him he could literally pay a random to do his scripts

[@Razgriz_01]

The way the camera angles and quality look, makes you wonder if it's him holding the camera, or his friend that probably also held the camera whenever he was filming FilthyFrank stuff.

[@mohabexpert123]

“I’m movin like French Montana, Haaah!“ always fucks me up

[@PoisonInc]

Opp was sneak-dissing on the Gram, turned his city into Pompeii. 🗣🔥

[@AnthroMetal]

I AM THE HIMULATION

[@osmanibrahim7102]

I am HIM Kardashian

[@_Radon_]

WOOLIE AT RISK

[@Ghostbody]

Top ten moment of the year for the stream, I swear.

[@LieseFury]

Top shelf zaza got me speakin Esperanto

[@dominicdevore2570]

“Slowly faded into darkness, and I let the Archangels take him” goes so hard😂💪

[@montablanc1]

"I keep my Glock at the Vatican" Is a Stone Cold bar

[@anipneuma4789]

I’ve been saying “this shit ain’t nothing to me man” for months lmao

[@Chicken_Wing91]

I want it on my tombstone 😂

[@astroboy6515]

I swear to GOD they need to put him in Vampire the Masquerade

[@alphaamigo9688]

THEY MUST HAVE AMNESIA

[@rael7830]

Never expected this weird crossover, its like seeing max dood talk about vargskelethor

[@low-resghul8306]

WE HIGH ON *TWELVE* JASON BOURNES 🔥🔥

[@MrSaturn113]

THIS SLOP AIN'T NOTHIN TO ME MAN

[@CringeLover]

Bro out here hitting that combo string like hes got money on the line.

[@HarrisBoe]

Im on that Arraki melange. I’m so full of spice they used my piss to flavor the wings on an episode of Hot Ones.

[@xalrath]

I have seen my entire ancestry back to Neanderthal Man, and every one said this shit ain't nothin

[@MrTheil]

Snorted a line of that shit from Arrakis to see if I’m still Him in the future Every potential timeline pointed to YES

[@PeachDragon_]

The smith & Wesson got me moving like an invasive species

[@victordeltoro7400]

"i was chewing on the labya for 6 hours straight like a Steak from cracker Barrel."

[@TheMailmanOfSteel]

"Top Shelf Zaza has disrupted my Circadian Rhythm."

[@Comkill117]

I’m glad they had such a strong reaction to Sebulba, that one caught me off guard super hard first time hearing it.

[@hadore152]

@7:00 someone actually found the real life guy behind dracula flow and did an interview with him on youtube. I can guarantee you that his real life history is 2x as interesting as dracula flow.

[@HoChiMints2007]

The zaza got me speakin' ESPERANTO

[@Rusty_Spy]

It's the fact that he says all these with a completely straight face even when everyone else in the room is losing their shit

[@mr.nuggets2302]

This is the [currently] most watched video on the channel. The power of the DRACULA FLOW

[@curtismaloney792]

"My diamonds come from the worst situation possible" is absolutely wild.

[@The_Breaded92]

"These cops are interrogating me about an oz of weed, as if i didnt kill an Applebee's hostess two miles away" I could barely type this cuz i was fucking dying laughing 😂

[@gonzoGnostalgic]

"Consider this your education." We gotta show Dracula Flow to all potential opps so they stay out of the game. This is a humanitarian outreach video.

[@nathanbankhead8678]

More like a HIManitarian

[@beep-beep]

This is usually how it goes when I show Dracula Flow to my friends. I’m geeking over it and they just looked shocked and confused