Working during the purge

[@kuukiihayward3906]

I want to believe the customer stayed to protect the overworked, under paid, non-tipped employee during the purge. Makes for a wholesome story...

[@Dkrule1]

Oh and if the manager came in, they would die at a stake and fire

[@Potatocrime24-7]

Nah the murderers felt too bad for the employee to kill them.

[@nanashiwolf]

would also make a weirdly interesting indie movie

[@lil_duck_XD]

​@@nanashiwolf I... I was thinking that too... Huh.

[@raninhagabi]

The customer could have gone to the owner's house and killed him Although, then the employee would lose his job

[@ericcando2903]

It's her whole emotion after she says "your vibe". Like she's just died inside.

[@nanashiwolf]

so she killed 2 things that night

[@zitronentee]

Let's say she's a buzzkill

[@AmandaMerkel]

Killed her own vibe 😭

[@HunhowsShadowStalker]

"So, where's your boss right now? I just want to... _talk_ to him."

[@yaboyjosh3023]

​@chadmad8761 Or your supervisor comes out of no where like a saving grace and hits them with the; "I AM THE MANAGER" 😂

[@revimfadli4666]

"charitable punk" archetype moment

[@jeansmith7269]

The manager is probably out. 😂

[@adt4864]

But she needs the job!

[@Lighteningdoom25]

Oh hello ma AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@etazeta674]

"can I help you find anything?" "Yeah, *readys bat* your managers office"

[@TheL0STmushroom]

Your managers house 😈

[@brandonlarimore5223]

Bold of you to assume the manager showed up

[@amyschildgamerlive4519]

You mean "managers home address".... they didn't value the employees safety doesn't mean they don't value their own!

[@SleepyChibiShota]

Let me join you as well

[@djbabidadi2545]

"Sorry, already done back there."

[@glitterbug5678]

"this interaction has been upsetting and bad, do you have a tip jar?" A realistic portrayal of most interactions with customer service workers

[@ariesvixen853]

The tip jar is what tipped me into my grave. I've been purged 😂💀🪦

[@griffin7770]

Completely 😂

[@Direblade11]

But also, they literally CANNOT take tips. Horrid. Like, I think any grocery exec would happily take an extra 20 bucks

[@daniele.h7697]

Not even close to realistic, its always "you deserve a tip." Or "do you have a tip jar?" And then they walk away before you answer because customers are usually assholes.

[@Normal_Enough_For_A_TheaterKid]

7.3k likes but only four comments? let me change that. I've never worked in customer service but from what i've seen this sounds accurate

[@AmaryInkawult]

You can't kill someone who's already so dead inside that it emanates so strong an aura that people begin questioning their existence rather than putting them out of their misery.

[@LeiSinXzuma]

I dated someone like that

[@DarkDomain0001]

ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴍʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ 🙃

[@johnwick7583]

@@LeiSinXzuma howd it go was he fearless of dying

[@LeiSinXzuma]

@@johnwick7583 he begged me to kill him a lot.

[@johnwick7583]

@@LeiSinXzuma well gawd damn he should of been a cop or sumn if he wasn’t scared of dying

[@ton1]

Those jokes kept coming and coming. They nearly killed me faster than any purger could. I want a purge parody movie about her life

[@EEEEEEEE]

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

[@gracen8010]

This is too real for retail workers lmaooooo

[@LMCorvinus]

seriously 🤣 while watching this my soul simultaneously found a kindred spirit in that employee and shriveled up and died

[@joeyseriously]

LMAO

[@RasheedaParker-qn9ec]

Wowww 😮😮

[@MadMax-dp2bb]

We have to laugh, our else we cry 😅

[@IsabellaCoelho]

This is more accurate than the whole franchise 😅

[@opal42opal]

"what if someone tries to kill you?" "Part of the job on ANY normal day, I'm customer service remember?"

[@BlackCanary87]

Literally the jobs with the highest chances of being murdered are (1) sex worker and (2) overnight convenience store clerk. Sex worker is way higher, but overnight convenience store worker is also way higher than #3

[@elyssabarajas3554]

I did almost get run over when I worked at Walmart. She was mad I didn't let my coworker type in the card info when it wouldn't swipe (its possible fraud so they trained us not to)

[@kaitokid3869]

​@@BlackCanary87 i'm kinda curious, what is the #3?

[@lelnel6242]

Tbf, if it's the Purge you could technically all the Karens that annoy you

[@jnharton]

@@lelnel6242 They could be all active agressive though!

[@jacobjones9050]

I love how your purge videos don’t end w the people purging killing the employee just because ‘oh well gonna purge’ makes it feel more realistic

[@josephtaylor4115]

She has a legitimate point. If you take away the laws, that would only benefit the employers, who could fuck over their worker’s lives with no consequences. The employees on the other hand depend upon their wages, so they’re actually more obligated to work during the purge because their bosses can fire them for literally anything. Thank god we don’t have a system of laws that already exploits the poor for the benefit of the rich.

[@ticketforepic4429]

Fun fact. Employers can't legally keep you from accepting tips. It's considered wage theft.

[@carolinemikaelson1939]

Wait. What!?

[@EcstaticTeaTime]

Can we then fight for food service workers so their tips are actually a bonus and their employers have to pay them minimum wage? Tipping in the US is between a rock and a hard place.

[@isaiahdooley5953]

it’s the purge so all crime is legal. Their boss can only enforce that rule one day a year

[@ticketforepic4429]

@@EcstaticTeaTime we should do away with them entirely. It just employers passing on burden of wages to us.

[@twinmonster1989]

Well, it's the purge so...

[@Destroyer_of_Worlds]

"So we had a LOT of stolen inventory last night. We're gonna have to deduct that from your pay." *Stabs manager*

[@reneehamlin8557]

“Ooh, sorry, that murder took place AFTER the purge ended, so it isn’t protected by law.”

[@stephenwood6663]

*looks at smashed clock on wall* "It's 6.57. Totally legal!"

[@piranhaplantX]

​@@stephenwood6663 just burn the body and set it put somewhere in the alley. There will be so many bodies out there that I doubt anyone would even ask questions.

[@emparin9159]

But its not the purge anymore

[@Destroyer_of_Worlds]

@@emparin9159 close enough you could claim it was a purge kill. Probably takes a few days to clean up all that mess anyhow

[@sparklingdragon8888]

By the rules of the Purge, she most definitely CAN accept that tip!!!

[@Ghostly_Lexie]

"At least i killed something....your vibe!" The best line I've ever heard

[@esterohlsson8434]

"Some people just like feel too guilty about stealing..." rampant gunshots and screams in the background 😂

[@zoommiesbay]

Honestly its right. Ive had people come back into my job and pay for 2 cups cause they accidentally didn't pay for the one they got yesterday. Or drop off change since someone covered it for them.

[@FrogFrog_YesYes]

People feel fine murdering, but stealing from minimum wage workers is crossing the line. They been through too much

[@Bisexualdragon4042]

😂 I've broke something by mistake before and told the employee, they said it's good but I still paid. Guilt is a powerful thing.

[@mrflamram9966]

Unironically me

[@AnimateTheArts]

honestly

[@franklinbileth]

I like to believe she’s actually safer working during the purge because everybody pities her too much to kill her

[@spiritfox6066]

That's what I think would happen too.

[@michaeldettman7948]

True, that job already beat them to it.

[@Samithecutie]

Fr

[@ilovecoffee4978]

theyre already emotionally dead so...

[@varietyvince6583]

I know that’s what would happen cause I feel bad.

[@LotusMgO]

I'd ask to "speak" to the manager, and his higher up. Then they'd have a *hopefully* better boss

[@MatthewCobalt]

I'm still impressed how much human empathy can still be present in such bad situations, in fiction and real life. The train could be on fire, yet we will still try to pickup those who fall over.

[@1wolftank]

“Customers always right” whole thing needs to be a actual movie

[@TheWriterOfMyOwnStory4]

Staring a bunch of hilarious karens

[@joseph_arrow]

and the finale is that the protagonist realizes and reveals the whole quote to the karen and the karen just flops on the ground as if stuck inside something in gmod

[@TheWriterOfMyOwnStory4]

@Joseph Arrow she really be flopping like a fish

[@derpfluidvariant0916]

​@@joseph_arrow wait, what's the full quote?

[@The_Forge_Master]

I want to see a Black Mirror style series of independent stories all showing why "The customer is always right" is garbage. Like this short, but with lots of animation experimentation like Love, Death, & Robots

[@barmeyblonde]

When people Purge to vent from the burdens of Capitalism, yet Capitalism still wins.

[@adrienstarfaer]

"When I fight authority, authority always wins."

[@ethans2647]

"Burdens of capitalism"? You can't be serious. What burdens?

[@Langtw]

​​@@ethans2647 carrying their aristocrat owners, paying to send their boss's kids to college. Did you know that the median and mode workers pay more than 50% of their income in taxes to capitalists in exchange for having a job?

[@Langtw]

not a criticism of you, but that is literally the point of the Purge. it's peak capitalist parasitism

[@luk4aaaa]

Wasn’t that also kinda the point of the Purge movie as well?

[@Volcano22207]

I’m guessing during the purge corporate bosses and politicians would get swarmed

[@mercce6750]

At that point I'll be like: "Alright I want to "speak" to the manager."

[@VanNessy97]

"Why do you have a shotgun?" "I just want to talk to him."

[@savetheplanet2563]

As a former target employee, I can confirm that this would 100% happen if there was a purge

[@TheNicolevertone]

Yeah, but if nothing is illegal, you could always give people your boss's address...

[@cameronjadewallace]

XD omg, glad to see a Target employee here saying this. Proves so many points I have

[@cassie2392]

As someone whose base instinct is guilt, I can 100% confirm I would do this during the purge

[@momain5483]

Fellow former Target employee here to add a +1, that place was awful.

[@cameronjadewallace]

@@cassie2392 as someone who has 1000000000% given up on guilt.... Just, please... Get it over with

[@argovoid1197]

"Where is the office, and who's your boss?" *Then proceeds to purge that awful boss*

[@seancarter4488]

* then proceeds to purge that employee because they are now filled with hope*

[@ismaelismael8543]

That was dangerously close to the purge equivalent of "let me talk to the manager" but without being an asshole to the employee

[@ah5721]

100% support purging the aweful boss

[@ykwtfim]

That’s exactly what I expected 😂 at least an OFFER to purge the boss lol

[@smackdat]

I promise the wouldn't be there 😂

[@TheHiddenDirector]

I always tell people that the apocalypse could be happening and my boss would still call me to cover someone's shift.

[@teresaellis7062]

Thank you. I needed a pick-me-up after watching a frustrating skit about retail and this was just the thing! 😂 "You'd be surprised. Some people just like feel too guilty about stealing." During a purge where literal murder is happening. Again, thank you for this skit! 😍

[@souperbulous1349]

"Would you like a plastic bag or a body bag?"

[@Jellyfish146]

"Just because you threw up because it's the purge doesn't mean you can take a sick day. We're short staffed and we need you to push through."

[@borgmardunkleson2225]

"Manager's in the back, door codes 7427, it'd be a big help."

[@kxth_is_a_thxrixn]

“ hey ima leave a 20 here “ “ Oh yeah that’s fine “ but then- “ i can’t accept tips “ 💀

[@chunnilal2111]

The serial killer is actually the nicest person in the entire verse of her characters.

[@livedandletdie]

I mean just because you're a murderer doesn't mean you're a bad person. That's only if you're a government employed murderer, like that CIA agent Osama Bin Laden. Or in the Military. After all, if you're in the military you've given up your human rights, just to be a pawn of the evil rich elite that run the place.

[@jandabinal6388]

She's just a Purge goer. 🤣🤣🤣

[@user-bm5pi4mn2b]

they acting like the one unemployed friend during thanksgiving

[@animeuniverse5586]

Thats why he/she is the serial killer

[@Morbidly_obese_crocodile]

​​@@animeuniverse5586 just say *they* instead of he/she/they/cat/dog/furryself/amoung us/emo/baby

[@lumonetic1124]

I'd go to the store during purge night to use all my expired coupons, since its a crime otherwise. Gotta make the most out of them, y'know?

[@dmoore8595]

Omg, right?!😅🤣😂

[@erizamisorafujoshi7002]

That makes sense 😂

[@elaexplorer]

So you can steal whatever you want and your response is well I'm still going to pay something 😂

[@cameronjadewallace]

​@@elaexplorer yeah.... Because it's not a crime for the cashier to just.... Pocket that money. Win win. Besides, you know that cash you have came from the wallet of a corpse anyway.

[@cameronjadewallace]

@@zUJ7EjVD xD FREEEEEDOM!!! You think I can't get another job? I BEG my restaurant to fire me EVERY DAY. They respond with ".... We can't do that, we need you too much." Fire me... I'll have a new job later today, bet. A wise man once told me that a threat that isn't feared is a folly waiting to happen. I don't remember who that was, tbh... Maybe they live in my head. Even still, it's true enough. Go ahead, fire me. Nothing is more motivating than proving someone wrong.

[@loganbreau882]

At that point I’m staying in the store to protect them. Like damn you have to work through a murder storm AND YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DEFEND YOURSELF.

[@IrisRogersRavenclawMarauder]

I woulda ended up staying there with them and protecting them lol 😅 Love your vids Stanzi!

[@mmyr8ado.360]

You can't even give a tip during the Purge, an event where you can break all the rules without reprecussion? She REALLY needs that job.

[@GeebusCrust]

To be fair, the nice lady on the announcement said "all crimes are legal for 12 hours," but not showing up to work isn't a crime, and thus probably isn't a legally protected Purge activity Edit: *completely* lost track of the point you were making halfway through my comment, but the same probably applies to tips too tbh. Lol

[@gabrielhenson5751]

@@GeebusCrust that "all crimes" bit includes laws relating to workers rights... unfortunately. so even if it were illegal to fire the employee if they didn't work on the purge then they can just... illegally fire you during the purge and face no repercussions at all.

[@GeebusCrust]

@@gabrielhenson5751 ooh didn't even think of that.

[@bobbobert9379]

​@@GeebusCrust you know what is protected illegal purge activity? Pocketing all the money that guilty purgers leave.

[@TheSUGA1202]

You can break rules set up by the goverment not the ones set up by private companies, otherwise you would get fired.

[@frizzyYAY]

I love your purge vids

[@QuinnAHasty]

"I can't accept tips" Me: aight, where's your manager, your getting promoted 😈😈

[@Literallygwenstacy]

I’d honestly kill my boss and take over his position if he told me to work during the purge

[@melsantana1164]

It’s not illegal sooooo I mean

[@ShintaTakama]

But it's the day AFTER when you actually have to work like your boss for a whole year until someone else under you kills you and takes your position as boss. I ain't doing that paperwork.

[@SpaceAndWicca]

666 likes… I just… I can’t ruin it 😭

[@poppyfan2842]

Same, that’s what I was thinking

[@AWindy94]

That just made me think, Imagine the inheritance fiasco's that would happen every year 😂 estate lawyers would be in very high demand.

[@bettrhalf8006]

Ummmmm, the perfect tip is to kill her boss so that HE never shows up again! Learn your purge day etiquette, people! Then you won't be caught in this totally embarrassing situation!

[@melaniescribbles]

Exactly this! My first thought was: 'Where is her boss's office, and on which aisle are the body bags?'

[@Regdren]

I guarantee the boss took the day off but still forced the employees to show up.

[@WolfgangDoW]

Exactly

[@chippydippy1530]

​@@Regdren impromptu employee field trip to the bosses house

[@MissGilAllen]

​@@chippydippy1530 purge series spinoff i would binge the crap out of 😅

[@KJetixsSuccessor]

The other guy could kill or threaten her boss. It is the purge. 😂

[@MC_CN]

"I can't go to hell. I'm out of vacation days."

[@SpooksRule921]

“you too, I mean, sorry.” sounded accurate to someone that would actually pay during the purge

[@rockehorror]

Side note; The full quote is, "The customer is always right in matters of taste." Meaning, if the customer wants to buy an ugly hat, let them buy the ugly hat.

[@Solinaru]

Sadly, management and C-suites seem to forget that last part.

[@matteobaelstromos4260]

Thought it also meant to avoid arguments with the customer.

[@pikariocraftf2802]

​@@saruhhhh - But like, if a customer says the soup is cold, then you give them hot soup. then there's also the idiots who order a medium steak, get it medium well done and then complain that "its still pink inside so its raw" like holy fucking shit learn what a steak is.

And that customer has a taste for blood.

[@Capriasda]

​@@pikariocraftf2802that steak comment was personal lmao

[@KoyasuNoBara]

Plot twist: she's not actually required to work, she just wants her boss dead and knows she'd lose in a fight, so she's trying to get someone to do it for her.

[@ThefluffE]

Cashier giving sadness vibes

[@LorienzoDeGarcia]

When you're so dead inside that even criminals feel bad for you.

[@poppers7317]

She's not violating any laws, so she's not a criminal. It's purge day.

[@12Daanie]

Not a criminal, it's the purge, also, stealing from giant store chains shouldn't be a crime anyway

[@Qardo]

​@@12DaanieWell, sadly, the store does not suffer loss due to theft. It is the local area that feels the pinch. As it is the local council that agreed to deals and write offs for stores to come in and set up shop. All in hopes that the tax wavers end and the local area racks in that tax money from the store. Yet, if that store keeps getting robbed or people steal goods from it. The company can look at it. Weight the cost of pulling out. And generally, they pull out. Leaving the local area holding the debt and a massive empty building. All because the company found a loophole...called the local community didn't uphold their end of a safe and profitability location.

[@Parkers_Views]

@@12Daanie If it wasn't a crime to steal from stores, then there wouldn't be anything to sell. As everyone would just take what they want.

[@12Daanie]

@@Qardo Hey bud, as you might've noticed the original comment was talking about criminality in a purge world. Perhaps I could have phrased my sentiment better. Consumers would be in a heaps better position if giant store conglomerates just didn't exist. The more competition in a market, the cheaper things will generally be. The Walmarts and Targets of this planet are evil, and would replace every employee they have with robots if they could, and still ask for tips. Down with the hoarding classes

[@Anonymized-name]

"Your right to purge only protects you from government prosecution, not from consequences by a private employer"

[@eleanorcooke7136]

Which also means that it's a great time to steal government secrets and sell them to other countries.

[@panicatthedm873]

yes. this is true as during the purge you are given the information that there are no possible legal outcomes regarding the things done during the purge. this has been mid-apocalypse legal advice with pablo

[@trueredpanda1538]

​@@panicatthedm873 I jhaven't seen the movies yet, so inn that sense. If I killed the president, I would go off scot free? I gotta watch this movie to understand. 😅

[@shadowbolt_bloodmane]

​@@trueredpanda1538 No. Basically it's all crime is legal with the exception of using CBRN weapons or killing level 5 government personal and above. So like senators. Governors. the president. Ect.

[@trueredpanda1538]

@@shadowbolt_bloodmane ah I see. 😅 I have a 4 movie collection of the purge, haven't taken the time to see them yet, sounds like my afternoon is going to be filled upp then. 😂

[@Nonametim1]

“You too! Oh sorry” fuck that was brilliant!

[@YourUncleThatch]

You somehow made the Purge feel even more dystopian.

[@alexanderthegreat5114]

"Well, the customer's always right... so..." That one part just hurt my soul. This is too real...

[@zayshaandrews1511]

Right

[@NyxesRealms]

As a former call center employee this really spoke to me

[@ajstudios9210]

Funny thing is that they could have killed off their manager and steal all the money but they chose not to. They are genuinely good people.

[@rompevuevitos222]

Would it be evil to kill someone evil?

[@andrewdiaz3529]

Corporate probably wouldn't recognize it as legitimate

[@OptimusPhillip]

​@@andrewdiaz3529What are they gonna do, sue you? For what offense?

[@Amy_the_Lizard]

​@@OptimusPhillip In accordance with the purge system, the company couldn't sue them for killing the manager, but would be under no obligation to recognize the worker's self-proclaimed authority and could simply give the managerial position to someone else

[@ChrisLeeW00]

Managers are locked in their safe houses though

[@MrIncogwastaken]

" some people just feel to guilty to steal" The car alarms going off in the background

[@bradleymoore2797]

Honestly expected the "want me to murmur your boss" question to come up. 😅

[@averycheesypotato]

LMAO people are nicer to employees during purge than during a Black Friday sale!

[@jussmonty3126]

Lol 😂

[@kevinmencer3782]

I mean, Black Friday is basically a proto-Purge.

[@ochettekamishashan6814]

when your boss is more of the villain than the actual criminal

[@Solinaru]

That's just real life...

[@ochettekamishashan6814]

@@Solinaru sadly yes

Not a criminal since everything is legal during the purge.

[@_SolarTheEclipse_]

666 likes..

[@scullstationstudio8511]

I know right it’s so much fun that the boss gets to treat use like dirt and would push us into the fire if things get bad to save there own butts I know my boss would aim a gun at my head

[@Gelugladius]

This is a startlingly accurate representation of what it was like working retail during the pandemic.

[@WiggyWamWam]

I don’t care what anyone says, this is your best skit

[@da4127]

Her boss using the purge to ignore labour laws lmao!

[@edwardflat5334]

“my boss said if i dont work you will never show up again”

[@edwardflat5334]

meaning the boss will kill her

[@DarkDomain0001]

ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴍʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ 🙃

[@techguydilan]

As an IT person I'd probably be working during a purge too. Someone has to keep the announce systems running so they're still working at the end of the purge to announce the end of the purge.

[@jasminecoffie7191]

Nope your gonna be helping someone reset their password. 😅

[@tinosimpson7198]

an IT person

[@techguydilan]

@@jasminecoffie7191 wouldn't doubt it.

[@sliceq]

what's and IT person?

[@techguydilan]

@@sliceq Someone who works in Information Technology a.k.a computers and their networks.

[@Palafertiil]

I was totally expecting her to unalive the boss lol

[@Yourgirlluna5712]

I would so be working during the purge. I would not have the guts to actually have fun during the purge. Also the “customers always right sooo” line killed me 🔥🤣🤣

[@jwhbos]

Considering that there were employers that were making people come into work during hurricane Ian, I wouldn’t doubt that there would be employers that made their workers come into work during the purge.

[@13gan]

It's just good work ethics. Imagine watching your house get destroyed and you haven't had your lunch yet, where do you go? Waffle House of course.

[@potmeetkettle]

Same, but I got paid an additional 50$ when I worked during a hurricane at a fast food place so not so bad

[@Yuuteimiya]

Yup, can vouch the same, friend told that her douchebag boss told her to go to work when bombings in Kyiv started:D And ofcourse, you don't really know where it can land sooooo yeah! Happy working day under the siren sounds:D

[@itsjustvin7630]

At least waterpark staff gets a bonus working in a typhoon

[@firestar1056]

I mean, if it is the purge...

[@thisistheaccountname]

I worked at a Walmart for 11 ½ years. The cashier in this skit is spot on.

[@rikacanon87]

Lmao that killing your vibe joke sent me! Lmao I felt that as a customer service worker bruh! Whooo!

[@cookieful1218]

The killing her vibe joke fcked me up🤣🤣🤣

[@jadenmedeiros7148]

“At least I got to kill something tonight” “What’s that?” “Your vibe” *rolling on the ground*

[@rcdaily8754]

1.5 k likes but no comments?

[@jadenmedeiros7148]

@@rcdaily8754 didn’t even notice lmao

[@kgajjahnhutchinson-baldwin6411]

I pictured this

[@Travis_Phelps.]

I feel like a purge in reality would be drastically different from the movies, like this seems more accurate

[@davidshore3523]

Actually you would be correct. They had several survivalists and government officials or at least former government officials say. Should say who all agreed that in a real purge 90%? A. People who had houses. We just barricade themselves and for 12 hours and now they're 10% would be on the streets and pretty much would be killing each other off or trying. To find some place safe until the purge was over so Hollywood realistically. Hasn't wrong because if there's a real purge in people know about it? People are. Going to just shut everything down for 12 hours.

[@ansteve1]

I feel like the purge would just become the spark of revolution. All the millionaires, billionaires, politicians and government officials hiding in their bunkers would wake up in the morning to find they are being sieged

[@LavaDonuts]

Definitely, there is no way corporations wouldn't use the fact that there are no laws to threaten employees with otherwise unlawful termination to force them to work during the purge, and you can forget about unions. Union leaders would definitely have bounties on their heads during the purge

[@BardianAngel]

I mean, no one is just going to forgive a murder the day after just because it happened on Purge day. It's a deeply stupid premise.

[@dannyboy218]

@@BardianAngelthey won’t forgive the murder of rich and powerful people, but the poor and common folk they won’t care. Yeah some suburb dad would be pissed some dude in the next neighborhood gRAPED and killed his daughter, but if he doesn’t kill him on Purge day then he has to wait till next year otherwise he will get arrested. So I feel like every year purge becomes á revenge day against ppl who murdered or harmed them from the previous purge day. Likely if a rando they don’t know harmed them then they will just hurt some rando too to feel good. Giving off the idea of hurt ppl hurt ppl. But yeah over like 1-3 years too much hate and revenge would be in the population that a civil war would break out and the whole idea of the purge would fall. Unless the whole population is brainwashed to believe this purge nonsense is ok and good for their society

[@gecko2.617]

The whole saying actually goes "The customer is allways right in matters of taste." 😂

[@TheRealPOTUSDavidByrd]

The "Ugh, Jesus Christ..." hit so hard lmao

[@tmoneystickyrice]

"What if someone tries to kill you?" " well the customer's always right?" 😂😂😂 what a dedicated employee, she deserves better ❤❤❤

[@silverdandelions1908]

but another version of this would be like “oh that was YOUR boss? yeah he’s dead now-“

[@JackieTheVampire]

Would love that

[@charlottes_web1416]

That would be great, I wish they would kill the boss

[@mayk6932]

I was half expecting this to end with a "Out of curiosity, where can I find your boss?"

[@Wrathura]

And this is when you say "Can I speak to your manager?" ...during the purge. Doin you a solid.

[@derpin3576]

When they come to physically harm you, but you end up, mentally harming them instead.

[@leyrua]

A genuine "Big Mask" moment.

[@FirstLast-yr9kx]

Emotional damage!

[@Aussie_aNti_h3r0]

Uno reverse

[@London1869]

My new go to: "this interaction has been upsetting and sad."

[@enterthevoid5299]

At least I got to kill something tonight...Your Vibe!......killed me 😂

[@Tang0Fox1]

"The customer is always right in terms of taste." That's the full quote.

[@Devlerbat]

Reminds me of the Undertale genocide run where if you threaten Burgerpants he says something along the lines of "I can't go to hell. I am all out of vacation days." Which also implies that is why he is still working instead of evacuating with the rest of the monsters.

[@masicbemester]

exactly

[@F0UR3V3R]

I want to imagine he survived the world being erased and is still working. Poor guy cant even get a break when theres literally nothing

[@3V4N_TH3_CH1LL_VR]

⁠@@F0UR3V3RWait.. So, since Burgerpants is, canonically, in Aftertale... What happened during/after the reset that caused him to then be in Aftertale? 🧐

[@xrosso6515]

​@@3V4N_TH3_CH1LL_VR"aftertale"? Do you mean deltarune? Because the author said deltarune and undertale aren't connected so isn't the same guy

[@ERR0RC0DE2]

​@@xrosso6515aftertale is an alternate timeline to the original universe, undertale. its made up by the fandom, and its where geno sans originates.

[@Lix88]

Happy ending: the purger decides to just camp inside the store and kills any and all entitled costumers. Win-win-win all around

[@awhimsyreader9015]

Even happier ending the purger kills her boss too

[@kikidevine694]

The manager is bleeding to death in the office

[@UNGIHA]

The way she said "your vibes" LMAO

[@ladylightning1741]

That boss is literally asking to get killed. Figures they picked the one employee who wouldn't go after them for revenge

[@notyesbetothefallssorcerer3272]

I'm more surprised that the other guy didn't realize, if he happened to kill his boss, that'll make the employee slightly happier.

[@YaroslavOstnikov]

I think that the boss chose the one that COULD kill him. The purge is one night and he is working, so he cant go after his boss. And other days its illigal to kill.

[@MethuselahWinter]

I remember constantly telling customers that I wasn’t allowed to accept tips and would get in trouble if I got caught. They are always so stunned by that.

[@gamergodofjustice]

No joke i let a customer know i wasnt allowed to accept tips ,and the customer went inside to scream at my boss for almost an hour and a half. He was a guy in his 60s-70s even called corporate infront of my boss to yell at them for abusing their hard working employees by not allowing them to reap the reward of their hard work. As kinda a back story to why he was that upset his knee gave out while he was shopping and i caught him before he hit the ground (pure luck on that one) and because i wanted to avoid a lawsuit if he did end up hurt (even though we shouldn't be liable for his disability) i walked him around the store after getting him an electric cart helping him get his groceries and went to his car to load his items. Management was pissed at me for getting them yelled at.😂 Like b*tch i didnt come up with the policy y'all did.

[@richardmillhousenixon]

When I worked retail one day they had me working late Christmas eve, and a dude came in and bought like 5 dollars worth of shit, then asked to shake my hand and the hand of my bagger and palmed each of us a $20. Still remember that dude like 6 years later

[@idt1332]

Legally jobs can’t stop you from receiving tips and if they try to stop you its and infringement on your works rights

[@edub9930]

Where was that? Literally every place i go to has the tip cup out 😅

[@gamergodofjustice]

@@idt1332 actually its not illegal to prevent you from taking tips, it is how ever illegal for them to take your tips away from you unless its in a shared tip agreement to which no salaried staff is allowed to access. They can even fire you for taking tips unless local trade ordinance says otherwise but as far as i found online absolutely no state or federal law exsists preventing them from firing you for taking tips.

[@lilianapond784]

I felt that "The customer is always right so."...

[@TheFirestorm2012]

I can't begin to describe how fucking accurate this is

[@MillsKT]

"The customer is always right...so..." That's depressing man I wouldn't kill them either

[@Shoelessjoe78]

Two sets of people you don't kill during the purge. Service employees and Teachers because the jobs already doing it... Where's the purge in that? 😮‍💨

[@Jake_Garcia]

Get fired, now you're demoted to customer, kill your boss.

[@manidk2719]

Her* she's clearly a woman

[@kymanigwinn8458]

​@@manidk2719 oh sorry let me fix it 🤓 "That's depressing her I wouldn't kill them either"

[@aquasiox4033]

@@manidk2719 you’re so desperate to be anti lgbtq+ it’s sad 😭　 man is a term of surprise/address and can be to anyone of any gender, as can bro, guys, girl, god etc. get educated

[@OpalLeigh]

I love that people are still paying the poor employee 😂 they may be murderers, but they’re not MONSTERS.

[@Artinthedark83]

Hold up... Where's your boss? I'll be right back...

[@yeetusthyself-music]

"I can't accept tips, and I definitely should not give you my managers address" slips a piece of paper

[@Kayobsession]

I worked at a place where you weren't allowed to accept tips, but people would try to tip me anyway....so I just kept the tips 😂

[@chaoticdetectivepeach]

Fun fact, in the US at least it's illegal for your boss to do that, I wish I had known that at my last job, cuz I'd have just kept the tips and any time it was brought up, just pulled out my phone and started recording. Honestly that'd probably still work as a bluff ngl

[@peanutteflon]

I worked at a place where the tips went into a jar and the boss said it would be opened and used for a Christmas party. Funny thing was, all the money went just before Christmas and no party ever happened.

[@JuriAmari]

Considering it’s purge night, I’d tip all the service workers who’d typically never get compensated

[@crackhead-slinky-rats]

Everything’s legal, right?

[@phantompherek]

See I thought of this, but then had a flashback to my boss saying something about "during company time" and assumed those tips wouldn't benefit the employee

[@heartofthewild680]

I’d probably do the same, and then tell them that if they file their taxes on purge night, they can avoid paying taxes with no consequences because “all crime is legal” includes tax evasion

[@Blaze-nm1uh]

@@heartofthewild680genius

[@noodleoodle6811]

Honestly like yeah you may not be able to take tips but you can also legally break any rules/laws

[@_.hala0923._]

This is too real for all retail workers lmaoooo

[@panda_da_star]

i love how in these the murderer is always kinda kind

[@KristinaLJohnson]

The purge movie we didn’t know we needed and is the more disturbing, relatable, and paperwork packed one yet.

[@Solinaru]

Funny enough, The Purge series (especially after the first one) are pretty direct with the fact that most people don't participate in the murder and looting. The First Purge shows that the government of that world has to send in mercs to create and record the violence as a way to make the experiment look successful. The series itself shows that people with power and money will usually use this day to act out their fantasies since there's nothing left for them to "want", much like how in RL the same people can't stop making their bank accounts go up even beyond what they can spend in multiple lifetimes.

[@C-SD]

The Purge- bureaucracy Fight for your life, but make all the paperwork in triplicate.

[@VoidWalkerOblivion]

If your boss says that you'll never work again if you don't show up during the purge, he's not saying your fired. He's saying he's spending his purge tracking down employees he's upset with because clearly he didn't get ENOUGH of a power trip the rest of the year.

[@garrettmartin4750]

As a notable "vibe killer" i respect and appreciate this. "At least i got to kill something tonight... your vibe." Savage. Grand. 👍👍👍

[@jgrAnimations23]

All crime is legal Manager: sooo that means can forcefully make my employees work and blackmail them if they refuse? Nice

[@rennijo]

"I can't accept tips." Just punched me in the soul.

[@WilliamWizer]

and it's absurd. who cares what you are or aren't allowed to do during the purge? keep the money. your boss isn't here to see you take tips and, of course, you can destroy any camera recording that proves it.

[@BestBetterBestest]

“Let’s give thanks and pray for the essential workers who died this purge.”