working weird fake jobs from rom coms

[@elainemckinley1757]

"Oh, you're not a misogynist? Pass the Bechdel test right now" I'm dead that's the best joke

[@WanderingChord]

I didn't think I would ever say the words "I loved the puppet OCs in this video essay", but- well.... I loved the puppet OCs in this video essay.

[@chrollodranx-hunter3389]

Hope they're reoccurring

[@johnindigo5477]

Definitely feels like something on Comet at 11pm. Mystery science theater, craig ferguson, and Elvira mixed together

[@Increda-bad]

definitely one of the only times stuff like this is actually funnyz cause this guy is legit hilarious

[@firstnamelastname4752]

I'm sorry but a cameraman saying "Are you talking to me?" to an actor is so god damn funny. I have tears from laughing here.

[@DeathnoteBB]

9:50

[@Zerklass]

​@@DeathnoteBB you are incredibly based ❤

[@dannyolvera6616]

I immediately knew the art was AI cuz there was absolutely no art direction or sense of spacing. Pregnant Sonic on the other hand, that’s capturing the human spirit

[@VicEntity]

Capturing the human spirit, like a cursed doll given to you by a dying resentful witch.

[@scarpmetal-e5e]

Pregnant Sonic, very unfortunately, does capture the human spirit

[@toryslapper69]

I see myself in there, i am sonic's unborn child

[@OpoOnTheGo]

Pregnant sonic is peak human ingenuity

[@Awksi]

I asked the AI to draw pregerted sonic and it couldn’t

[@moshadj]

"He got our ass, we really do call that show Barn". Killer line.

[@stevenjohnson828]

Another banger, LV. My wife works as a card designer at H*llm**k and, yeah, nobody's really working as a "greeting card writer" but they do have editors, art directors, and designers all pitching/ writing the cards. I know, I know- not very insightful or interesting at all, basically just exactly what any sane person would expect. But hey, man, it's my life and I think that's worth something!

[@LeoVader]

i think that's SUPER interesting, thanks for sharing!

[@loldoctor]

Does she happen to know who came up with the timeless "Happy Birthday!"? Because honestly it's one of my go-to congratulations. The best part is, it works for any occasion!

[@lellowranger]

Hallmark?

[@bretthake7713]

Hellmonk

[@PastaLuke]

(oh) Hi Mark

[@GrainneMhaol]

Don't forget Richard Gere as the architect protagonist in Intersection. It wasn't a romcom, but he kept saying funny architect lines like "I'm not happy with the fenestration," and "I'm still not happy with the spacing of the columns."

[@hamishfox]

My mum is an architect and those sound exactly like real things she would say.

[@alexis-marie_9920]

i love how the title is " fake jobs" cause you know doctors and architects don't exist AT ALL!!!! its a conspiracy

[@LeoVader]

oh doctors are real huh?? how come i've never been to one???

[@john.dough.]

@@LeoVader america 🥰

[@whimsicalstray]

People with free time is definitely a myth.

[@Ratpalace]

People with careers don’t get fun little romances they come home and drink after work then fall asleep with the tv on watching the office again

[@Ratpalace]

People with careers don’t get fun little romances they come home and drink after work then fall asleep with the tv on watching the office again

[@goodshowmanythanks]

We do not deserve this quality of content, Leo keeps being insane at it.

[@emgeejay]

@leovader great job doing it

[@markt5090]

I'm a pretty stoic guy. I really only laugh when I'm with friends. I find a lot of stuff really funny but I don't audibly laugh every while watching something. I had to pause the video so I wouldn't miss what they were saying when they started roasting him. "35 year old Tommy Pickles looking ass." I couldn't stop. 😂😂😂

[@gregoryberrycone]

i definitely do deserve it but i agree most people don't

[@BigFatCock0]

Nah this is pretty weird. I feel like his other videos without the skits I could share with anyone. But I don't want to be thought of as weird for sharing this one. Too many skippable moments. It could be half the length. Maybe that's what gets more views idk

[@lizblablabla]

​@@BigFatCock0weird isn't bad. This was my introduction to the channel and I still loved it.

[@CollinHeist20]

I genuinely cried from laughing so hard at the "House" as "Barn" joke. Absolute banger of a video

[@rionhunter]

‘House’ is already a play on ‘Holmes’ - its just Sherlock in a hospital

[@Kay-kg6ny]

KILLED me. I don't know why it made me laugh so much.

[@RetepAdam]

@@rionhunter……..oh.

[@actuallyapathy]

the "...he got our ass..." the quiet "we do call that shit barn...."

[@Tine_of_Nice_Dreams]

The reverent "whats up guys" got me every time

[@iluvbacon1985]

Meg Ryan's character in You've Got Mail going to Starbucks multiple times drives me crazy! Go to a local coffeehouse!

[@aaronrisnerr]

I mean sure. Unless the mom and pop shop have bad coffee

[@radeklew1]

​@@aaronrisnerrwell maybe she shoulda had better books and she would have stayed in business

[@aaronrisnerr]

@@radeklew1 no matter how good the books she will still go out of business

[@PastaLuke]

Nutmeg Ryan more like it

[@PastaLuke]

(She Meg you nut Ryan)

[@83croissant]

Art curator is like the female architect, as romcom jobs go. Working for a magazine or newspaper seems to be okay for either gender

[@roramdin]

Leo you are unbelievably good at this job.

[@genrecritical]

absolutely seamless segue from sketch to essay-- bravo🎉

[@bulletproofblouse]

I once saw someone go from sketch to essay, then back to sketch but intertwined with an essay like a double helix. It was rad but they spontaneously combusted.

[@vlogily8043]

There was an essay in this???

[@johnmartinez7440]

It's been too long since I've seen people correctly use segue instead of segway 🥲

[@johnindigo5477]

Definitely something you'd see on Comet at 11 pm

[@hadyzabibrebolledo1394]

this is the they/them representation we need

[@sabretoo]

Yes

[@pindebraende]

Agree. Finally I see myself reflected on screen

[@jeffyboi6969]

nah. no one needs that.

[@ic236]

I'm new, who ?

[@mankid10]

@@ic236 the alien with the huge joint

[@SlayerXZero]

"35 year old Tommy Pickles looking ass" is my new go to insult. Had be crying of laughter

[@jddes]

Wow, I already liked your content but I LOVE this new format blend of sketch comedy and video essay. Sketches are the one thing I probably spend more time watching. Really cool!

[@brettrichardson7924]

"well at least its the adults getting head, its better but its still not good" jesus christ i was laughing so hard it hurt i love the puppets and the back and forth they got chemistry

[@rexprocellas4161]

There's so many iconic lines in this video that I can't stop rewatching it. "The kid's getting head?!?!" "Is this a pee book?" "Pass the Bechdel test right now." and "You look better with your jeans on my bedroom floor." are some of my favorites, not to mention the soft "What's up guys" every time anyone says KZbin and the way they get so upset about the concept of the Grinch.

[@OBecs]

*my wig flying to space every time romcoms imply writer is a well paying job*

[@markpostgate2551]

Well it is if you're J K Rowling or Stephen King.

[@fionatastic0.070]

@@markpostgate2551Or a self-help book writer

[@Bwizard777]

Best video yet. Your back and forth with the puppets is hilarious, and those newspapers at the end killed me.

[@adrianfisk]

Babe wake up, the new Leo Vader video just dropped

[@IceGoldDev]

It's on every channel

[@WaveMurray]

@@idiot5637turn on the TV! It doesn’t matter what channel

[@0hellow797]

Thanks babe

[@TagardMC]

Oh that's right I live alone... 😑

[@McCheesy22]

Were the guys voicing the puppets off-screen in the same room as you, with the puppet movements recorded after? I like how the puppets seemed integrated into you riffing

[@wyattharrah2251]

Very curious

[@realmothchu]

we need the behind the scenes video!!!

[@psychobilly42069]

Those are real creatures did you forget his house teleports to other planets that's just what aliens look like

[@adanrodriguez9140]

I think it was Adam Friedland and Nick Mullen

[@AbsolXGuardian]

In the bloopers on the Nebula version of the video, they respond to Leo's flubs, so they were in the same room

[@Vellzi]

"I kept getting killed in my editing software" amazing

[@sallyhermine]

Tbh leovader would be a great stepmom

[@BuiltDownLogically]

idk, let's see him get stuck in a dryer

[@cheekybitofjacobrose]

i tried to flirt with a girl yesterday by telling her to be a greetings card writer, if i find out it isn't real i don't know what I'll do. the marriage is thursday and it was built on a lie.

[@GoFidoGo]

She agreed to marry a greeting card writer less than 5 days after meeting you? All hail the rizz king

[@karmicguzzler]

Still a better husband than Steven Crowder

[@deetvleet]

@@karmicguzzler rent free

[@johnmartinez7440]

You told her to be a greetings card writer? She'll be fine.

[@ilpensatore1462]

The jig is up once she asks u to print out the greetings cards and funds out out u have no skill

[@MetricPolygon]

Some of the bits where the puppets talk over each other sound so natural and flow so well, it's hilarious. I wouldn't mind if this format was revisited in the future

[@ds24602]

I feel as one of the 15 people who watched Leap Year, I should explain Amy Adams job in the movie is Stager. She’s not a realtor, she just stages apartments so they can look homey enough for realtors to be able to sell them

[@elijahskywalker611]

9 minutes in and i can tell you had just so much fun making this💕

[@SergioCastillo-pw9lp]

I love the moments when Leo giggles at his own dumb jokes. I've been there.

[@akatsukidude1]

i know you read a lot of comments so i feel it’s imperative to say myself and many, many others absolutely adore your videos and please don’t ever stop making them - i can tell how much effort and care goes into making these and that’s why i’ll rewatch them all 3-4 times a year and not get bored once, you’re goated dude

[@sunbirth4795]

i havent watched all of these videos so these puppet characters are completely new to me, but it is insane how fast you managed to sell me on them. fucking incredible comedic writing man

[@AeonKnigh432]

It's okay, they're new to everyone else too

[@lemonboi1609]

Love how you built world building for this video its soo funny and cool

[@thatguythatdoesstuff5899]

For some reason the pig clapping at 16:06 really impresses me.

[@nathansutherland8578]

Some KZbinrs you really don’t care about the “lore” and you’re just there for the content. And then there’s Leo, love how seamless and inventive the storytelling of your location always ties in with the subject matter for the discussion. It’s awesome, it’s inventive, love it every time.

[@tssob]

Can’t decide if my favourite line is “Frank Lloyd rizz” or “we do call that show barn”

[@saeedrazavi4428]

This is the best adult puppet work since MST3K

[@_sealbro]

definitely a great modern take on the guy and two puppets routine

[@user-nd7hp4sv4k]

whoever voiced the little green alien is the love of my life

[@speakwithanimals]

dude the flow and pacing of this video is incredible! super excited to see you making more stuff like this :D

[@Zicrixdoesart]

I really hope you can continue to make videos like these, you always seem to find a way to make an already interesting topic into an even more interesting skit. That is to say, I love your videos, thanks for making them!

[@HotStrange]

Can’t explain how stoked I am for new Leo content.

[@largeproblem]

the whole video was great but the puppets lowering their heads in prayer and pumping their fists as they casually recite the youtuber intro every time the honorable gregrocks2009 is mentioned is what made this one for me

[@shreyar.s.9640]

Leo, there's also the 2005 hit ( I'm assuming ) 'HITCH' starring Will Smith as an ahead of his time earnest and well-intentioned pick up artist ( oxymoron). It fittingly ends with Kevin James injuring his balls while doing a split on his wedding day.

[@buoy-]

Was just watching all of Leo Vader's older videos and this showed up like a divine response to my pleas

[@loldoctor]

Honestly, you're a brilliant writer. Sketch comedy combined with commentary on rom-coms that most people have forgotten is one of the toughest genres. Truly Kafkaesque!

[@sealeyt258]

You are one of the most unique youtubers. And I thank you for your commitment to your style of content ❤

[@1draigon]

Giving subtitles for the British accent is such a funny little add-on

[@TheFuzzyOcelot]

The delivery on the dialogue during the sketches is fuckin perfect dude, the conversations feel so real but the comedic timing is still on point.

[@zazander732]

As I watched this, the exact split second of the Lizard Pope frame there was a huge crack of thunder and powerful flash of lightning. I am not joking.

[@hoodedmexican]

God every other joke is my new favorite the pig slowly leaning over and saying “he got us” after the barn joke is such good timing why did KZbin take so long to show me this channel

[@sneb602]

Leo seriously is making some of the most fun and unique stuff here on youtube

[@aussieknuckles]

Straight up

[@pompeiicruz6927]

I love this so much. I have to remind myself the puppets aren’t alive lol.

[@beanofknowledge2125]

I really love that the bomb they put on you is just a Cartoon Old Time Ball Bomb with a fuse. How would they even light it?

[@courtneyvoehl8481]

YES! Another Leo Vader vid and Leo Vader lore! I love these muppety dudes. Also when Leo was giggling with them it was so cute and funny!

[@snarfsnarf6]

Can we all just appreciate that Leo has a physical Employee of the Mornth trophy

[@davearquette3303]

I like the weird little puppet guys

[@JimPea]

Thank you for remining me The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales exists. I loved that as a kid!

[@Glowpez10]

The best part about a new Leo Vader upload is that I have a new video to watch and rewatch so much to the point that I can recite it from memory

[@chasingshadows3092]

The easiest job in any romcom is the job of any character played by Jennifer Hudson set at Christmas time

[@alexwaltervideo]

three cheers to my greatest chum @toadchurch on the editing, thanks for the one frame of my face at 16:23

[@borispresley]

Now can say I knew @alexwaltervideo when

[@NigelMelanisticSmith]

Frank Lloyd Wrizz instantly become one of my favorite phrases ever lol

[@becp488]

Great vid. My mate used to work for a big paint company and said there were a couple of people who's job was to make up names for the paint colours and it was a coveted position.

[@bobofriend2]

I don't know how you manage to top yourself basically every time you post a new video, but this was just fantastic in every way

[@kildogery]

You're 100% my favourite KZbinr who simply chose to shave his head

[@Taylor_Lindise]

I... have a clinical problem remembering peoples names, and spent the last three days looking for you and your videos to rewatch some. So happy you released a new video and it showed up on my feed ♥

[@MakotoGayming]

absolutely my favorite video of yours extremely funny and had great transitions between the sketches and essay potions and im pretty invested in pk and bart

[@hails]

the unique style, and clear effort and resultant quality of these videos is incredible, and merits much more exposure. thank you for all that you put into them! ~♡

[@xenobis7534]

I fucking love the censoring of f*ddlesticks

[@itstherealbrace6424]

I think this is my favorite video essay ever, the intermixed skits are so entertaining

[@natthebug2]

Great vid! All of the sketch parts landed especially well.

[@Qwayzar]

I love the vibe old 00s aesthetics give especially with the looming threat of tech taking over. Keep it up and I'm excited to see more unhinged deep dives.

[@Lorkin32]

I like your videos @Leo Vader. It's pretty cool. Thanks for making them.

[@armageddon845]

"It's like a purge thing" WTF LMAO

[@tylerward6307]

This is genuinely such a high-tier video

[@barneybetsington7501]

This is my favorite video ever. The ending was great, and it was even greater for the people of Carnitas-X.

[@heeeyyy2947]

Leo this is such a great idea for a video HOLY SHIT

[@donkeypunch188]

damn Leo, this was well worth the wait man. One of my favorite videos you’ve done yet!

[@natthebug2]

I was just watching your past vids and hoping we would get a new one soon! Stoked to watch this.

[@eban1127]

I literally have no clue how you come up with the shit you do, youre easily the funniest person on youtube

[@akilicoward422]

“What’s up guys” ✊

[@MapleMan4000]

Dude the battleblock theatre song at the beginning of the video bangs so hard as background music. Edit: And then he hits us with the ooblets sound track right after. Great taste in game music man.

[@lyanz3ps3]

The jokes per minute are off the fucking charts in this one

[@CrispyGFX]

Strangest but also most fitting use of the SimCity soundtrack

[@lemonworm]

I cant believe I never heard of the architect trope before thats insane. Also Ted from how I met your mother

[@andrewshanks7053]

I wish I could remember the name of the film, but the movie job that sticks out for me is a character who is a freelance product-naming consultant - she has no involvement with any other part of the branding or marketing process.

[@j.carlosneria179]

Architect here, jus twanged to say that buildings made out of Adobe, pressed dirt, cob and similar materials can look and function beautifully, and yes they are rain resistant. I love the ones with grass on top.

[@guardinmusic]

first leo vader video i've seen, but i went deep into the rabbit hole last night. love your stuff. can't wait to see what's next!

[@claybus]

Babe wake up, I pissed the bed.

[@playin4power]

I've been quoting "We do call that shit Barn" since I saw this video. So fucking funny

[@thomassu1697]

Can we please see the puppet guys again I love their vibes. They bring such a great energy.

[@realansgar]

Really liked the Portal 2 style window transitions

[@w.o.4703]

Omg i think this is your best video yet. I was ENTHRALLED the whole time. Whats up guys ✊🏽

[@redsoxrule75]

I love the little touches, like the fact that after ranked choice voting was enacted, the newspaper unionized

[@kaladongstormguy]

The energy of you guys just riffing and trying to make each other laugh reminds me a lot of the Games are Dumb and for Kids days. Classic shit.

[@illybee3]

this mix of sketch comedy and video essay is actually so good, please make more videos in this style! :)

[@reconarmor99]

If this was some kind of experiment, I'd love to see these guys stick around for future videos.

[@GoatMalp]

I think Jason Schwartzman in Shopgirl was a professional font designer. (I bet on their planet they probably called that movie "Slopgirl")

[@cjlister8508]

There's no way those coffe cap sleeve sell for 10c each let alone sell for enough to pay the inventor that much.

[@vidoquen111]

Actually sell those (and various other coffee items) for a living. A box of 1000 is on average about $160 (Canadian) so we the retailers are selling them for $0.16 each. $0.10 is probably what the manufacturer charges us, so forget about the retailers earning $0.10 a sleeve on that, much less being able to give the inventor that much.

[@hermyone98]

This is one of the best videos on KZbin. I’ve tried to get multiple people to watch it and whenever I try to pitch it to them I always sound insane. Thank you so much for sharing your vision with us.

[@dillondelaney4347]

This might be your funniest video since your last video