World of Warships - Carry Harder

I mean, I just finished the Choo-Choo Charles playthrough and then this guy comes along? It's a conspiracy!
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[@jacknixon6315]

Thanks so much for featuring me! I made a few mistakes and I’ve got a few things to improve on for sure. I hope you enjoyed the replay, and I wish you all many matches with no CV’s or subs! 😂

[@Go4Corvette]

Still a gg 👍have fun, Mike WOWS, WOT HELLRAISERWAR, N/A.

[@jah9228]

You did the best you could, keep at it.

[@balli7836]

I really feel for you. This happened to me in the Massachusetts as well (the standard ship, not the M. black though). I was top tier, did around 216 k with 5 kills and was first of my team by a large margin of points. Still it wasn't enough and i did lose that battle. Quite frustrating sometimes!

[@xyz6106]

I noticed that you never used freelook and preaiminig your turrets. Especially with BBs, it really helps to already align your turrets before you start the turn.

[@aco319sig3]

Outstanding work.

[@BushesDid911]

Jingles in the last upload: "We are mature here on World of Warships." Jingles today: *gives anatomical breakdown of the location of the taint*

[@RichardK.Maxwell]

This was pretty tame by his standards, considering that Jingles can't keep a straight face when talking about a ship called the Brest.

[@Wowflunky]

is this a surprise when he laughed his way through a video about the Brest?

[@BushesDid911]

@@Wowflunky not a surprise at all. But it is the biggest reason we all love him lol

[@RealCaptainJaws]

Surrounded by Loyang, Hatsuharu, Bismarck AND the carrier, with all of them having torpedoes and you're in a big lumbering battleship. That's just the best.

[@Sorarse]

When did the Bismarck get torpedoes? I haven't played for a while, so I might have to give it a go.

[@ainumahtar]

@@Sorarse It didn't, jaws probably confused it with Tirpitz

[@kentlindal5422]

@@ainumahtar we all are allowed the occasional Jingles moment.

[@ainumahtar]

@@kentlindal5422 Naturally, I didn't yell at him or anything, just offered a suggestion where I think the notion came from ^^

[@pierre-mariecaulliez6285]

"We have you surrounded ! **3 minutes later** -RUUUUUN !!! He's too numerous for us !!!!"

[@ScottKenny1978]

Torpedoing an island is a time honored tradition. Had one junior officer put a Mark 48 onto a beach to a direct hit on a palm tree!

[@horstyoutube6413]

Not to forget the scene from Operation Petticoat. That truck never stood a chance.

[@crazychicken7125]

what did that tree ever do to him?

[@ScottKenny1978]

@@crazychicken7125 it was there, and the JO was playing with the wire guidance system on an exercise torpedo. No boom.

[@freaksdrivingschool3519]

Did the palm tree sink?

[@ScottKenny1978]

@@freaksdrivingschool3519 range control called it a kill.

[@Paveway-chan]

Honestly, something I don't see *battleship* players do enough is pre-training their turrets in the direction they are going to want to be aiming during a turn. They just let their turrets train to wherever their mouse is pointing and then begin aiming once the turn is complete. I feel like opportunities are lost because of that

[@worlore1651]

That’s dumb lol. I thought it was common sense.

[@Paveway-chan]

@@worlore1651 It's really not, I almost never see people do it at least on KZbin

[@r.slaurent437]

Pretty sure the Hatsuharu had a few before he decided to start playing...

[@daszieher]

I don't know, there are these people, who always get it wrong. They aren't really dumb, just a little unlucky when thinking.

[@paulvamos7319]

Could also be 5 year olds!😂

[@ryanh8567]

been there.

[@DoctorUmbraTV]

Give this man a new back. The amount of pain he endured for carrying that ammount of sunken tonnage that was called his team is unbelievable.

[@BrianJensen-ym5gk]

Regarding torpedoing an island: According to rumour a Danish MTB sank a caravan in the Kiel Canal back in the 60'ies, as they were coming out of the locks at what, as the story goes, can best be described as a fairly brisk pace (dead slow ahead was 8-9 knots). The resulting stern wake washed over the sides of the canal and carried the caravan into the drink. "Ehm, skipper, we sunk a caravan....."

[@jannickandreasen7896]

What is this actually true?

[@bensutherland5209]

Gotta give props to the Fiji for defending B cap against half the enemy team for as long as he did.

[@57thorns]

The fact that the screen shot is readable makes it good enough, and it has a certain charm.

[@guerbie7312]

Jingles was just upset he couldn't show us another one of his famous drawings

[@paulvamos7319]

@@guerbie7312 Those are one of the reasons I watch his replays! The other is watch-ability!😻

[@enjoyingend1939]

Also jingles massachusetts has another major problem (along with ohio), their ASW planes only have a 6km range means they are very limited in doing anything to the submarine if the sub can think and breathe at the same time

[@RetchedKat]

"If."

[@ThadonutRs]

Even worse, it's only 5km

[@enjoyingend1939]

@@ThadonutRs it kinda reaches out towards 6km because the game calculates the drop point from the bottom but yeah you're correct

[@ThadonutRs]

@@enjoyingend1939 oooh okay didn't know that, mb

[@vitezslavlorenc3479]

Yeah when I am in JB or Massa mostly the only thing that kills me is sub.

[@zackakai5173]

The U-190 player missed a trick by not being named "Jehovas_Thiccness"

[@karabenomar]

Being a submarine - long, hard and full of semen - it's no surprise he went to the bottom right away.

[@Legendendear]

I think thomas should work on his heal timing. Could have gotten waaay more HP out of those heals.

[@Tiim3001]

also on turret management and map awareness. He could have killed that Loyang like 5 minutes before he eventually did. Also if he walked at the Colorado instead of donating all his HP by giving flattest broadside in the flat universe he would have capped and probs could have won that game. There is always things you can do better even on 8 kills

[@jacknixon6315]

I’m definitely still learning! Can’t believe jingles actually featured me 😅

[@Tiim3001]

@@jacknixon6315 also maybe you don't know this but hold down your right mouse button while looking around. That way your turrets will stay on target while you assess the situation around you

[@paulvamos7319]

@@jacknixon6315 GG! Ya deserved a win for shear stubborn determination! Lots of torpedo beats!🤣

[@tobiasreinhold7642]

Jingles: "Arguably the best secondary gun batteries in the game" Schlieffen: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@danmartinac3266]

At first sighting of the Hatsuharu. The secondary landed 4 hits in the opening Salvo. 40% accuracy at 10 km

[@KeyserDK]

Thomas - I'm almost crying. Hard fought and well done - My full respect...

[@RedXlV]

I wish he gave us a screenshot of his potential damage from this battle. All those torps fired at him that missed mean it must've been insane.

[@enjoyingend1939]

Read the title as "cry harder" lol

[@fatseadoggo1017]

Jehovahs Thickness is one of the best usernames I've ever seen on WoWs, alongside Raspoutine and FidelityCastro

[@Cobra-King3]

We are early, we are slacking, and that's why we exist, now lets make sure the Overlord doesn't catch us

[@lucledorven2603]

On my way back to the salt mines

[@freetolook3727]

You can pick your nose and you can pick your feet but you can't pick your teammates in World of Warshits. 😂😂😂

[@mkang8782]

Ain't that the truth. Played two matches yesterday and stopped for the day, because my team in both were just full of people making really stupid choices.

[@hawkeye5955]

It's standard for every WG game. I got tired of losing at least 15 games in a row in WoT and stopped playing years ago.

[@lucledorven2603]

Bro gotta do some deadlifts to carry this team

[@paulvamos7319]

Throw some squats in so you tighten those glutes! Don't want anyone gittin your Rusty Starfish!🤣

[@justandy333]

I think this is a perfect example of demonstrating the saying, "Life isn't fair"

[@Crossingman18]

Oh jingles, you always gotta throw some shade at the gneisenau, and thats why its funny.

[@PedanticGaming]

That sub ram reminded me of one of the most disgusting things I've seen in Warships. A destroyer was depth charging a sub, the sub rose up, rammed the destroyer, killed him and didn't die. I'm sorry Wargaming but how on earth do you expect us to deal with subs when destroyers cant even depth charge them without fear of being rammed and not getting the kill?!

[@thomasbernecky2078]

Thanks for the final score screenshot, saving us all from another Jingles "Let me break it down into crayons."

[@Pincer88]

Great player name, juvenile fun and an absolute cliffhanger in one video. What a day to be alive!

[@paulvamos7319]

Kinda like the name that had him laughing the whole play-through, Rusty Starfish!🤣😂

[@erezklein5769]

An entertaining match, thanks Jingles!

[@JDKempton]

Next update Submarine torpedoes will travel under islands since they are launched underwater👍

[@nicholasaiello6252]

I haven't played this game in years but Jingles' humor always has me coming back to these videos

[@sleepygryph]

We have entered the era of the "four horsemen" CVs, subs, superships, and hybrids. This has three of them.

[@secutor7142]

If that Bismarck had upgraded its secondaries it could’ve been an interesting duel

[@samuelhakansson6680]

The Massa tends to win at longer ranges, because it has an extra gun for more dpm, faster heals and at range the secondaries of Bismarck misses a lot while relying on pen damage, while massas secondaries are accourate enough to spread several fires around even if it only pens superstructure. At short ranges the massa is too accurate for its own good, and tends to fire on the belt where everything shatters and there is only room for a single fire, tops two if they dont have FP.

[@tobiashartung856]

When Jingles said there is no way a rocket attack squadron can nuke a carrier, I was already expecting a detonation. Boy would that have been funny.

[@samuelvanderzwaag157]

Sadly carriers are unable to detonate because that wouldn't be fair the cvs

[@tobiashartung856]

@@samuelvanderzwaag157 makes sense. No carrier ever took any damage because of a rocket. Certainly not something like a Zuni detonating under a plane's wings could cause any damage at all.

[@DD-mp1kl]

Personally I would say a big misplay would be at 15:00 when he decided to turn in to face-off the Colorado at F7 instead of approaching the cap from G6, which would help him contest the cap without risking being rammed but also put islands between himself and the Hatsuharu's torpedos. also, how many times did thomas fire HE at the DDs? I feel he could have killed them off far sooner into the game.

[@Zarhunas]

I'd like to see here a big bang awesome battle in the middle of wich Jingles recognises that he himself is sailing around on the other side of the map totally oblivious to everything^^

[@ryan3278]

Yay Jingles posted! Literally whenever he posts I go make popcorn and get a soda loi, hes my comfort youtuber

[@raideurng2508]

Man I could hear that last torpedo screaming REEEEE trying to tag his stern

[@toxicmongerofthehatefulbro5745]

A reason for why the second round of torps from the enemy sub missed even though he was pinged and at shotgun range, could be because the sub was too deep. While you can fire your homing torps 30/60 m under water, if you get too close there's a very likely chance that even with them homing solidly, they'll pass by under the ship because they wont climb fast enough.

[@OElitecorp]

I got the Massachusetts during this black friday season after hearing loads about it. I bloody LOVE this ship, so much fun for the tier

[@Mikleve]

"Church of Latter day..." I'll be laughing over that one all day

[@sultryjmac]

Thanks for existing cv's. So lovely dealing with you.

[@1958PonyBoy]

I do love a good bit of wordplay in creating names. Good Job, Jehovah.

[@ScottStathis]

The Massa is by far my favorite ship in the game. But, then again I'm biased. I was born, raised and live in Massachusetts. I even got lost in her when I went to visit her as a musuem ship in Fall River. Maybe, the big red arrows painted on the deck should have been a clue. LOL.

[@andreasmuller4666]

Best secondarie gun batterie in the game? "Schliefen looks over and laughs"

[@Chris-yy5pj]

As a Mormon (LDS) I find that "ladder day taint" beyond hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joshdionne2777]

I was gonna chalk it up to the Hatsuharu trying to predict where thomas was gonna go... but the more i thought about it the more it seemed like the torpedoes were just shot at random.

[@tanall5959]

7:38 Aktshuuallly Jingles, homing torps have a minimum homing range. And against BB's it's south of 2km. So those torps had no chance to actually start homing in. This, of course, ignores the fact that at that distance, and against the broad side of a straight sailing BB, one shouldn't even NEED them to home. Alas.

[@paulvamos7319]

Thank you for the entertaining replay! Thank you Jehovah's Thickness🤣😂🙃 for sending that in because, I taint laughed that hard since Rusty Starfish was featured!🤣

[@CatOfSchroedinger]

TMJ: "Please send me a screenshot of your results-screen." OP: *makes photo of own monitor with his mobile* "There you go!" TMJ: "LOL, OK. Ty for the effort." OP: *confused sounds* I think we all love that guy. GG !

[@TauShasla]

Happy Bismarck launch day, everyone

[@Stealthassin135]

A little harsh on the Hatsuharu because Thomas was constantly maneuvering and changing course almost entirely at times.

[@arkhaan7066]

I would kill for an age of sail version of world of Warships

[@sheltoniousmaximus6117]

"Go tell a Spartan's passerby, that here by Spartan law we lie" thomas_the_tank__ - 2023

[@crazywarriorscatfan9061]

U-190's name is amazing

[@davidmeek8017]

Aloha; with only 3 players on this "team" - great effort! Mahalo

[@jaywerner8415]

"It has dozons of Secondaries" Not true jingles, it has exactly 5 secondary batteries mounted each side. Specifically Duel Barreled 5 inch Mark 38s if im not mistaken, which also double as the Long Range AA guns. So in total it has 10 Secondary batteries in total with 20 barrels in total, only 10 of which can fire at any one time on each side.

[@jaywerner8415]

@MrLBPug I mean, it certainly spits out DOZENS of Secondary shells.

[@davidwhitfield6025]

That U-69 demonstrated that homing torpedoes at 2km from target should not use their sonar ping. The torpedoes almost immediately loose lock and you give away your position. If he had been a DD driverr he would have simply launched his torpedoes estimating where he was going without using the ping.

[@BreadApologist]

It’s like watching a typical action movie where despite loads of bad guys shooting at the protagonist and doing everything to kill him....protag still just comes out on top killing loads of bad guys.

[@JoelCromwell]

7:44 my guess is that the enemy submarine was too close, and the torpedoes didn't have enough time to arm.

[@SalvaBarbus]

Funny, I remember the days when a North Carolina battleship was considered a no-fly zone at the very least by the lower-tier carriers. Even a Shokaku would think twice about approaching that. Now, though? Sigh.

[@imapopo2924]

I find it kind of strange and mildly infuriating how much better that Massachusetts' secondaries are than pretty much every other USN battleship despite the fact that pretty much all of them beyond a certain point have the exact same 5"/38 guns, in the same mounts, and the same number of those mounts. WG being WG, I guess.

[@freetolook3727]

When I played the game with regularity, I used the secondaries on DDs attacking me while focusing main guns on other ships. Can't tell you how many DDs died trying to add a BB to their kill ratio!

[@TheArcticFoxxo]

Man I love the "screenshot"

[@aco319sig3]

Good lord... His back has to be SCREAMING!

[@gamkem1405]

Another great video! Thanks Jingles for sharing! Thomas played it great!

[@scottrussell3862]

Morning Salt miners

[@tmarcus309]

When Jingles uses a random Fat Electrician "Buh" in the middle of a video.

[@technewsfortechnoobs]

I swear....I quickly renamed Hatsuharu to "Hatsuhatesyou" when I played her. That was one of the few ships I wanted out of as quickly as possible when I first started playing 8 years ago.

[@frontsightm1a]

My guy's back is exploded and turned inside out. Damn, what a game to lose.

[@st_cuthbert544]

7:34 Submarine homing torpedoes STOP homing on any BB at 2,1Km. The guy (in the sub) has to properly aim his torp launches which is tough being that close with a very narrow arc of fire and poor turn rate while the enemy sails full speed from right to left (The sub should've repositioned and not taken the second shot (?) at all to be fair).

[@AL-31]

Oh wow another “insert high tier” “insert American” battleship game… so cool…

[@richardmarshall1858]

If a submarine is submerged, the sub captain has to be more aware of islands because they’re not in plain sight. You have to use the periscope underwater to determine if land is going to interfere with your torpedoes, and since they’re homing torpedoes, they can curve around a land mass. It depends upon distance, speed of the ship you’re targeting and when and we’re you ping your target. In the case of the cahelot, he was just desperate to get torps on target, and I can feel the frustration of torps not homing in on a target. Some of those torpedoes should not have missed their intended target.

[@MRCruise24]

Love that screenshot!! Best shot in the match ;p

[@TrentTheTruth19]

You’re doing gods work with these videos my man. 😂 I laugh with you every video.

[@Arkangel88Mr]

I believe the Agincourt would say to hold its beer.

[@Blackdawn1975]

that name is epic as hell

[@brickisland6353]

Kill 66,6% of the enemy, do more than 200k damage, and still loose. This game is a real pain sometimes.

[@Steamrick]

So disappointing that the Torpedo Beats are copyrighted... this would've been an even more epic replay if Jingles could still do those.

[@paulvamos7319]

Jingles might have to stop playing music all together if those scammers don't stop with false copyright claims or, KZbin does something! Which do you think will likely happen first?🙃

[@bobbwc7011]

Not only that, in the past he used to include tons of memes in his videos, for example for the Kraken achievement (kzbin.info/www/bejne/bYTUdJKjaN6Ierc or kzbin.info/www/bejne/faOse3-NfriXorM) and whenever a Yamato got clapped (kzbin.info/www/bejne/pnebi36JhbGMjtk and then interrupted by some other theme, for example this when it was Kurfürst to clap the Yamato: kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z3avm6eqoLl-q8k)

[@paulvamos7319]

@@bobbwc7011 Sadly, they all got Copyright Claimed and not by the copyright holder!

[@snorkisak]

So, you are telling me, there is a team with more Colorados and they win? Blasphemy! Herecy!

[@joespinella7773]

I cant believe content is still being made about this game.

[@Sira_Kackavalj]

It's very hard to win when your team is doing their very best trying to lose

[@aeonvg]

Hazard a guess that the other team was thinking - "Down with the Thickness"? .

[@kyleuptergrove4040]

man you need Bill Halsey on that game! well done!

[@jacknixon6315]

I’m desperately trying to unlock him at the moment!

[@kyleuptergrove4040]

He’s worth it!

[@nofilter2091]

good lord if anyone should have won a match it was him.

[@jkeener3323]

Episode title suggestion--Bismarck: The Benefit of the Kraut

[@libertycosworth8675]

Jingles, punish yourself right now... Bad Jingles, Bad Jingles... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@paddymcginty1264]

Always good to give a quick brief of the ship...I've been playing for a while and still don't understand most of it...mostly 🙄👍

[@chrissclater3890]

Well, Thomas certainly did tank.

[@kenmayo6906]

Looks like a nice ship to pick up 👍

[@gromlek8327]

you can knock that hatsuhara(sp) all you want, but at least he kept trying lol.

[@xyz6106]

I lost it at that screenschot

[@wombat4191]

Well, in a way it's easier to get great personal score when your team isn't contributing. It's harder to do all that damage and get all those kills if the others are doing damage and getting kills as well.

[@Ellerion2]

I'm confused... Was Thomas sailing the carrier battleship or battleship carrier (with the ammount of CARRYING he did)? 😂

[@prestonbrandt1412]

No no no no. See, he was playing a primary build cv with how hard he carried. Less planes more firepower lol.

[@zwilnik]

Jingles swiftly sets off to show he is easily amused. 🤪

[@johngifford7725]

Triggernometry: The science of shooting things at other things.

[@sebastiangrumman8507]

The Hatsuharu driver has 1700+ games and a 49% win rate overall, 69% in type, so, no noob. But torpedo hit rate is only 4.25%. So, yeah, explains something.

[@evolutionari]

I thought this was the Flambass' DM replay. I'm definitely waiting for that one, while enjoying this first. :)

[@erwinrommel1462]

That persistent dd must of been loaded with prewar mk14s

[@TheFlyWahine]

Clap them cheaks! XD And i have a goblin thats a goblin engineer and i have a mecha-gnome. Think im going to make that mecha-gnome a mecha-gnome-engineer.

[@vanvan-oc4nj]

Bloody well played by Thomas !!!

[@tahiribnmohammad5410]

Well actually Jingles, you can use you're damage con before the Colorado dies, as it has a long active time