World of Warships - Ship Happens

[@Deeble17]

Kinda annoys me that Tanker spent the whole game by the exit only to leave when it actually mattered

[@edmundsdemonds8309]

He nearly threw but the other team managed to throw even harder.

[@Xingmey]

yeah, played like a re.... ard did nothing to help his team at all when it mattered. just the red mist descending upon him gotta kill and shoot hurr durr.

[@gareaap7806]

BB player gonna BB

[@theloxxodrome]

„annoys“ is the nice word for it…

[@hardkur]

also shooting HE on broadside criuser and AP into the mountain and in general 9k dmg / 5 minutes

[@PR-fw4cv]

Only plausible explanation I have for that Iowa sailing broadside on in front of him was that he saw that Jutland charging in and thought "right so that Prince Rupprecht is dead, time to advance" and he was assuming Jutland would kill him but didn't check to make sure it happened.

[@mrexists5400]

I've been in a similar position to the iowa, I saw a full destroyer rush the only ship keeping me from moving forward, but for some reason never fired any torpedos. So I have to agree with you on this Dave

[@ryansears4387]

That is the only thing that makes sense. I had the same thought as it was happening.

[@ivantheterrrible9213]

Is this your first day in WoWs? I'm sure this is not the only plausible explanation, knowing the current state of playerbase hehehehe.

[@Momofukudoodoowindu]

You’re assuming your average Iowa player is even capable of thinking.

[@westybig]

ngl it was pretty hard watching that brandenburg throw as hard as he could and still get away with it, at least the harugumo got his deserved win

[@AndrewLale]

I had terrible flashbacks to when I played WoWs watching that Brandenburg. Do you think that guy even understands the scenario? He showed no sign of understanding what he was supposed to be doing. I can't play that game any more, its too frustrating.

[@TonyC2328]

Turns out he only has 700 battles played so he gets a pass lol but this was not entertaining to watch at all

[@JustSomeDudee]

Oh man I loved Why You Heff to be Mad along with some of the other series like The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

[@romainthevenon7520]

I track my age with jingles change of media creation now lol

[@a2rgaming863]

It's only game. Why do you have to be mad?

[@RoderickVoordouw]

Looking for those that remember the Good the Bad and the Ugly(Warships) series.

[@jeaton1224]

I stopped watching jingles since the Baltimore clip, shame to hear he’s gone downhill a little, I used to love his vids when I started playing WoW’s.

[@swordmonkey6635]

Rule of thumb for shooting the Izumo's stern: aim for the hanger door. It leads straight to the citadel. If it's more angled, you can aim for the boat doors on the sides.

[@Taluien]

I'd say "Flotsam" or "Driftwood" makes for a good name for WoWS compilations. Edit: 17:40 Point of Order: The "Admiral" class was the class of the Hood. Several more planned, none finished. HMS Nelson was the first ship of the "Nelson" class. Two ships built, HMS Rodney was her sister.

[@onenote6619]

The average sailors of the Royal Navy were less than impressed with the looks of Nelson and Rodney, feeling that they more resembled oil tankers of the time than actual warships. Thus, they were nicknamed 'Nelsol' and 'Rodol'.

[@Tuning3434]

@@onenote6619 Yeah, I wonder how they would have reacted to the N3 / G3's.

[@wombat4191]

Most people have no idea what flotsam is, there would probably me more wondering why the series is named after a city in The Witcher world than those that know what it means :D

[@RedXlV]

@@Tuning3434 Since the N3s and G3s wouldn't have their superstructures anywhere near as far back, they wouldn't look like oil tankers.

[@Sasha-jk6wo]

Flotsam and Driftwood would be a great title I think. Well done!

[@E350tb]

Really needed this one today - had to say goodbye to my dog of 14 years, and a fun jingles video helps with the pain of losing her.

[@bearcatracing007]

All doggos go to heaven ❤

[@hobo3813]

My grandmother died today as well, was good to have a smile for a bit

[@paulvamos7319]

My condolences! 😻

[@russward2612]

I'm a catslave but I respect the loyal opposition. You gave your pack-brother/sister a good life, take comfort in that. Take as long as you need to mourn but be ready for the next dog that needs a loving home. There's always another one.

[@russward2612]

​@@hobo3813Be strong and live a life she would be proud of, that's how to remember/honor your ancestors.

[@mprime6807]

Another vote for bringing back Why You Heff to be Mad and the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly videos!

[@anonnymousperson]

Tanker and his cruiser teammates really should have played the objective more here. They would have ended the battle so much quicker if they had just all sat in the objective.

[@AndrewLale]

You are much too kind. Those three on the far left of the battlezone contributed nothing to the win.

[@iankerridge5720]

Ship Happens is a good name. I remember you using it as a regular thing years ago, and loved it, and missed it since

[@macdjord]

You mean the period where he used it as the title of a single video, then for like a year forgot to update it for new videos~?

[@PaleImperator]

I imagine the Iowa assumed the Jutland would sink Bubba and thus didn't need attention, hence the gun swing. But the thing about a ship in this game is that it's not sinking until it's sinking.

[@ELCADAROSA]

And if it has torpedoes, it isn't dead until the torpedoes run out of fuel or space to run.

[@57thorns]

16:45 (ish) Might have been the Iowa counted on the Jutland to take care of the battlecruiser. Worst sin of any online random battle game, trust your team mates to breathe and chew bubble gum at the same time (as they are usually so focused on the bubble gum they fail to breathe).

[@m18hellcat13]

First battle reminds me of a WoT battle I had years ago. I was in my tier 3 Pz. II C, using that insanely high but insanely poor auto cannon. It was a tier 5 matchup. There’s nothing I can do that’ll be useful with the gun so I try to spot the best I can. Unfortunately the enemy team practically lemming’d to the side I wasn’t on. To make matters worse my team was crumbling. Seeing an opportunity I start capping the enemy cap. By about the half way mark I’m last alive facing 8 enemy tanks, most being tier 5. As luck would have it, the last remaining enemies are too far and too slow to stop the cap. In the days of global chat, they admitted defeat and I cap out the enemy. I won a kolobanov’s and an elusive raider ribbon since I was never spotted and completely capped out the enemy. Almost lost the ribbon since right as the game ended one tank did proxy spot me, but the game didn’t have time to count it as a spot. Wish I could relive those old WoT days, but alas, I have little reason to return to that painful grind. Have a good day/night all!

[@Some_Guy6]

Back in those days. my entire team (ande nemy) lemmingtrained left side. I was all alone on the right flank with 2 enemy cromwells uphill. I was in the Tiger 1 (fully maxed crew, etc...) They where so afraid of me.They gathered courage and drove down. I blew one up (ammo rack if i remember correctly) and the other one i got in the engine = complete stop. Next shot did the trick. I miss the days of Tiger 1 being fearsome.

[@alexanderjones2126]

Best guess on the Destroyer, is that he flushed his torpedoes earlier, and then didn't realize they were still reloading when he saw the big fat juicy battlecruiser beached on an island at short range, rushed in and then realized he Fked up.

[@drrocketman7794]

I would like to thank the Jutland, the Iowa, and the Izumo for the absolutely pants-on-head smooth-brain window-licker moments they all had.

[@Wolfshead009]

I'll give the Iowa a break and guess that they made the classic mistake of thinking that a teammate who had the perfect chance to kill an enemy WOULD actually kill them.

[@michaelhildebrandt1898]

Please more of this "Ship Happens" replays - I like a good laugh :-)

[@Tundraviper41]

As long as ONE player is inside the airship zone, it will always move at 18 knots even with other players in it, it only moves at 30 when one of your players is inside an enemy airships zone. The number of players higher then one in an airship zone does not effect speed.

[@Bans94]

Man that Brandenburg player really didn't deserve to win that first game the way he was playing. If he was on my team i'd have been so mad (even though he still won).

[@altsak840]

The star of the show, Brandenburg, played badly. If he would have gone towards the airship instead heading south at the 10 minute mark with his full HP the friendly airship would have speeded towards the finnish line giving a solid win sooner. Take a note guys.

[@anonnymousperson]

agreed, play the objective.

[@Yukikazze]

he has 700 games and 47% so lets hope he will learn

[@deaks25]

Jingles did say the Brandenburg player admitted he didn’t play amazingly, which I will give kudos to; so much of player base seem genuinely incapable of any kind of objective self-analysis.

[@MrEmiosk]

The pun is good enough. But I do say "Flotsam & Driftwood" is a cheeky title.

[@dolomaticus1180]

Call your new series Double Strike, to collect all those good game/weird things that wont make a video by itself.

[@romainthevenon7520]

@themightyjingles

[@paulvamos7319]

Great one! This comment needs to be voted up! 😁😎👍

[@flipflow1909]

"Why u heff to be mad" was SOOOOO GOOD, would love a sequel to it.

[@ShagWagon]

That first clip is the perfect candidate for the game of throws

[@ZZMonkeysUncleZZ]

Actually Jingles, the HMS Nelson and her sisters were all part of the Nelson class of battleships. The Admiral class only consisted of one ship, HMS Hood.

[@dockmasterted]

Ship happens is the perfect name, because SHIT HAPPENS! ..... a good play on words for sure my friend.

[@mattw.6726]

I'm still waiting to show up on the red team in one of these videos. I'm 99% certain it'll be on a day where I just have no patience, rush in, and die horribly. Glorious! 😆

[@MrGrimsmith]

Sounds like me playing on the NA server in a battleship. No patience for the artillery role, I have armour and a massive HP pool, I'm going to use ALL of it! Besides, there's no fun in being secondary specced if you don't charge down the destroyers 😁

[@mattw.6726]

@@MrGrimsmith It's even funnier when you torpedo a destroyer with a battleship.

[@MrGrimsmith]

@@mattw.6726 The joys of the Kriegsmarine! We know where you are, where your torpedoes are and we brought some of our own to share! :P

[@MrMurphyum]

Suggestions for the compilation series: - Try hard - Meanwhile in other battles: ... - Over the horizon with Admiral Jingles

[@splatoonistproductions5345]

I could honestly listen to jingles laugh all day and feel absolute bliss thanks to it

[@ELCADAROSA]

He has actually narrated, in whole or in part, a few videos. He's got quite a good voice for them.

[@johnweir-w2f]

Bubba absolutely stumbled his attack on the izumo: guns not point the right way after torping (which also weren't optimal launches).

[@TheLesserWeevil]

Title suggestion for new Jingles short-clip series: 'And Now For Something Completely Different'

[@brunoratto253]

"Ship Happens" is a perfect fit for this kind of video. You should keep it Jingles! 👍

[@alphahuntz2924]

that "y you have to be mad" reference is great

[@vistaredgt]

Loved the 'Why you haft to be mad?' series

[@dfw_sleepypillz1007]

Love the concept of Ship Happens. Go for it! Rock on MJ!!!!!

[@jeromethiel4323]

I still watch the "Why you heff to be mad" videos. They are hilarious. I get that it takes a lot of work to make one of those, so maybe not all the time. But a new one once in a while would be nice.

[@Iron_Road]

Ever since all chat went away in WoT I figured "Why you hef to be mad?" Series would never be the same.

[@RabidTazmanianChihuahua]

I love the title! I bought a shirt with that statement when I went to visit the battleship New Jersey!

[@meshuggahshirt]

"It's an older title, sir, but it checks out."

[@jackcrawford6078]

"Never interrupt the enemy when they're making a mistake."

[@lmaniac58]

I wouldn't mind see a mini-series of "Ship Happens" even if it's short, it's fun to watch. Also 16:40 a prime example of those who aren't aware of something called, "Map awareness." :P

[@herrhaber9076]

Very nice ! It was only a matter of time for Jingles to bless us with a game of throws in airship escort !! :)

[@chuknukbubs6322]

tanker's game really is a game of throws

[@Lindwurm_Nx]

A ship happens format sounds nice :D

[@CocoCrispy_]

I think that poor Iowa saw the Daring rushing in, assumed he couldn’t miss torps from that range so turned to shoot elsewhere, and then looked back confused asf😂

[@evilwookiee7655]

I think "Gear adrift" would make a great compilation video title, because as my Chief in basic said, "Gear adrift, is a gift" Before proceeding to eat the entire box of cookies I was sent for my birthday.

[@solothkaroftrinsic3852]

Thank you for investing so much time into entertaining us with such a hilarious commentary.

[@FubukiKai]

I really do miss the old "Why u heff to be mad?" videos. They were classics, used to watch the whole series every once in a while. Really a shame they had to go down thanks to copyright bs.

[@romulanphantom3376]

I know I'm late but Ship Happens sounds like a perfect series title to me

[@oiyouoverhere1112]

Well Jingles its one of your favorite memes..... Thinking and Breathing strategies for those who clearly can't

[@02bigd84]

He sat at the exit doing nothing until it mattered, and then he left…astonishing.

[@lillybaerga4725]

I am hopelessly late, but the type of potential series you describe does sound quite like a world or warships revival of the good, the bad, and the ugly

[@pats5943]

"Small Sipments" is what I'd suggest as a series title.

[@h.libo1]

love the idea of a new why you heff to be mad type series! great vid as usual

[@alkruqal9698]

Yes please, love having more content.

[@equinox_07_95]

Ship happens does not have an impact like ‘the good, the bad, the ugly’ or ‘ why you heff to be mad’. I have faith in admiral jingles’ wit and the community to come up with something cleverly ridiculous 😊

[@gman092803]

I miss the Why Heff to be Mad series. It's how I discovered you and I loved those vids

[@jasonshepard3525]

Perhaps the joys of jingles. Or something like that for a series

[@TheBigGiant_SpaceChiken]

I like the ¨ship happens¨ name for this series as well.

[@joekellyou]

I bet that Iowa assumed the Jutland would use his ripple torps to sink the Rupp and he could focus on the cruisers in open water around B. Never assume a WoWs teammate will do the right thing!

[@TonyC2328]

Found myself fast forwarding through this one

[@peteblack50]

Ship happens is the name of a KZbin channel where a couple are restoring a WWII harbour defence motor launch. You should all go and take a look.

[@thomasgarrison3949]

"Ship Happens" is probably the best one, Murphy's Law, SNAFU or FUBAR could also work for these games.

[@TndX]

Dear almighty overlord: Please make this a permanent series. All of your slaves miss the old series (WYHTBM and TGTBATU) and would be very happy if, in your inmense magnificence, you would gave us moar of this delicious format. (Now, can you please give us some water???)

[@ewicander9045]

for the record, I love the why you heff to be mad videos.

[@WalterReimer]

Yeah, 'Ship Happens' sounds good.

[@Chuyeras979]

Bring back the series "The good, the bad and the Warships"

[@Cowboy19811]

Suggested theme “Haulls of steel” “That ship just happened “ “Decks of steel “ “All guns blazing “ “Whatever floats your boat “ “All a boat that ship” “Port Arms” “Get you head out of the rudder “ “Mad Props award “ “All a boat that ship” “It’s all about that mass” “ limey, yet satisfying “ lie me that satisfying

[@rogue-turtle17]

You could call the new series "Shot Dispersal" or something like that, because like any single volley, these matches are relatively short, with some going high, some going low, some going wide, and so on. It'd be like a grab bag, with the only prereq being that it's a short match. Idk, maybe it's nothing, just my first thought

[@AllAhabNoMoby]

I like Airship Escort in theory, it is a fun game mode. In practice, it almost never happens that anyone plays the fucking objective but instead, stays in spawn and starts sniping with their German BB's and Japanese torpedo destroyers.

[@TerribleHeresy]

The theme of this video seems to be that you dont need to be a good player, you just need worse opponents.

[@schmidtr75]

New series for Ships needs to be called “That’s a Paddlin’ “

[@liammccarthy9746]

You’ve gotta be shippin’ me! Great video as always

[@nytehaunter7297]

Ship happens works for me!! Love your vids even though I refuse to support WoW and WoT youR knowledge aND GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR ARE ALWAYS A REASON TO WATCH!!

[@jonathanbaron-crangle5093]

Solo Warrior is the rarest award gj

[@scrubsrc4084]

Lol, the tromp threw that big time.

[@Someloke8895]

Few name suggestions: "What the Ship Happened?" "Action Stations" "All at Sea" " "Flotilla" "Gen Dit"

[@khangkt1721]

At 14:42, the shot does connect to Sejong citadel, but this is a situation similar to Smolensk, where the citadel is too thin to arm the battleship AP fuse and resulting in an overpenetration.

[@MrEhole]

Hiding and trying to snipe is mostly moronic for a BB. BATTLESHIPS WERE MADE TO BRAWL!

[@DarkDog99]

"SHIP Happens" sounds absolute appropriate

[@jsma9999]

New name - the Game of Shows, Highlights

[@persinitrix]

To play devils advocate, perhaps the IOWA 16:10 put too much faith in the Jutland being competent and not dying to Rupp without at least taking him out

[@davidlabedz2046]

Both games were quite amusing!

[@Incab]

Iowa prolly was thinking the dd has this, no way they can screw it up, i'll look for something else to shoot at.

[@Pickering_Pirate]

I'm sure it's already posted, but Holy Ship! would also work.

[@oldsreo]

Voting for Ship Happens. It works mate!

[@bob-qb9gw]

i say that izumo was a baid actor and the iowa has his mini map as small as posible while that jutland experienced sirus case of forgetting he haad torps.

[@Ushio01]

I expect the Iowa thought the Jutland would handle it and turned his guns elsewhere.

[@yellowblackbird9000]

Tanker got a Solo Warrior and played like trash. 😂

[@JonMI6]

I would recommend “When the Ship Hits the Fan” as the title

[@gaborferenc2276]

wild guess: the Jutland did not have the torp angles before got evaporated, the Iowa thought the Jutland got it covered, and the Izumo... well ... I've got nothing.

[@bumweaselsr]

Rear Admiral Jingles, rather suggestive IMO when you think about it.

[@hendrikdeputter6279]

Jingles moments: a compilation

[@frainebaxter6437]

My replay got featured, life is complete

[@tomhollins5303]

I really think people don't understand the airship mode of game play. Yes you can fram damage but the win bonus is significant too.

[@jcorbett9620]

Unless you actually bother looking it up, or someone is kind enough to explain it when the battle starts, people really go into these without the slightest clue of what's actually involved. Was playing the Halloween event last night and had someone ask "how do you get the buffs?" after they were criticised for sailing past the first one in their DD. They didn't know you had to sail into the yellow marked patch around the beacons to get them.

[@gblowe62]

Ship happens leaves you to do a whole bunch of mini clips... So a good fill in for shorter battles where the weird and unexplained happens.

[@Subariel]

what a delight

[@thomas.02]

Let’s call the series Ships and Giggles with the Mighty Jingles

[@zhudson7151]

Ship Happens sounds good

[@Stephen__White]

That first battle was painful to watch, like I get it's funny the red team threw so hard, and that Tanker got a solo warrior while being basically useless, but gods that was still painful to watch. Even more painful seeing HE spam out of German 305s. For those who may not know how this stuff works, a pen is 33% damage, an overpen is 10% damage, and a citadel is 100% damage. So in other words for German 305mm guns, a HE shell will basically at max deal 1200, an AP overpen is 10% so 940 damage. Notice something there? The over-pen is basically the same damage as the HE pen, only on the times that AP actually pens it's 3134 damage. The difference in raw damage so so small that if you get even a single pen from your AP, you will likely deal more damage from your salvo. It's also worth noting that the raw damage of German 305mm HE is less than 1000 base damage different than standard 203mm shells, unlike standard 305 HE shells that are about 1000 base damage higher than German 305 HE. This is compounded on Brandenburg by it's admittedly shorter than average but long reload. 26.5 seconds for horrible HE is just far to long. Even more so when you consider Gascogne has the same alpha strike from her HE, with 4 fewer guns. While Brandenburg has a higher alpha strike on her AP compared to Gascogne. Picardie for as shit as that ship is, has nearly the same reload but over 20k more HE alpha strike. Honestly the whole of the German large gunned ships really should just ignore thier HE. HE works on the DDs and Light/Heavy Cruisers because it pens enough to always allow for damage, so the reduced damage is fine. For large caliber guns? Hell no. The massive reduction in damage makes HE from any of their 283mm+ guns basically worthless, and only really has the benefit of sometimes breaking torp tubes on DDs. TLDR: German 305mm(and really any large caliber German) HE is barely stronger than 203mm HE and should never be fired unless you are targeting a DD, and even then AP over pens will net you around the same damage.

[@savagepatty]

My name suggestion is "absolute ship show"

[@pedropcs_exe]

That first game was worthy of Game of Throws. 😆