World of Warships - Ship Happens

[@oddforoddssake3751]

I will formally give out this call on Jingles' behalf: Anyone on Harry Bastard's team in the third game, *please* send Jingles the replay. We *need* to see just how abhorrent he was being lol

[@michielvanhemert9943]

...not only on Jingles' behalf....to save mankind, humanity, the planet, solarsystem and the universe ! ;-)

[@kdog3908]

Purely "for science" 😁

[@SLO-Ride]

@@michielvanhemert9943 To end climate change!

[@TimmyMicBobbins]

i second this.

[@vinnyganzano1930]

I'd love to see that, in fact anyone in any game Harry's in send it Jingles and I think we could have a fun series of insulting comments backed up by ahem, "stellar" game play as he desperately tries to drag teams down to the bottom of the digitised ocean.

[@arduous222]

One of my professors in Astronomy once said; If you see something strange and unusual, you get to publish it as a "discovery", if you see it for the 2nd time, you get to publish it as a "proof that this is real", and if you discover it for the 3rd time, you get to publish it as "statistical properties." Indeed, 3 is scientific enough.

[@TaraZaraChara]

Odd that im watching this video waiting for astronomy class to start

[@gustavobuenovittorino474]

hahahahahaha

[@lairdcummings9092]

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is a trend. (Or enemy action)

[@Paveway-chan]

Well obviously Shiphappens didn’t shoot Harry on the enemy team - if he did, the enemy team’s chance of winning would skyrocket 😜

[@TheStratovarian]

Thank you good sir for this laugh. I needed one.

[@macattack123mattc3]

Good point! We should investigate whether disposing of Harry early on will reduce the likelihood of loosing from guaranteed to "a change of winning"!

[@DerekSVNLD]

@@macattack123mattc3 He died early in the first game and still managed to drag the rest of his team down, but at least it was a closer loss than the massacre at the end

[@JustLiesNOR]

2:20 Why did you bother buying a new place Jingles? You were living rent free in that dudes head...

[@Ranulfdatank]

😂

[@vinnyganzano1930]

Needed more room for the cats though👍

[@gurk_the_magnificent9008]

“It’s probably not the worst thing you’ve seen today” It’s 5 am! You are 100% correct 😂

[@mattw.6726]

Confirmed. I looked in the mirror today. it was horrible.

[@huzarion3814]

... girlfriend , wife ? without makeup and with zoombie breath ?

[@montro2220]

@@huzarion3814 if your GF/Wife needs makeup to look good, I would say you need a new one 🙃

[@tonyroberts4807]

I'm about to be hit by a hurricane...and yet jingles is right it's probably the worst thing I'll see today lol

[@huzarion3814]

@@montro2220 I am happily single 38 years old , nex 2 years I retire , so I will look for someone to bring me baby boy that I can play games with ... war in Ukraine = loot of young sigle Russian & Ukrainian women will be soon avelible ;), I will look for 2000+ model then ...

[@thestormai449]

Note: Harry the Bastard is not to be confused with Larry the Badgered, who is actually an absolute delight to be around.

[@zackakai5173]

Neither of which should be confused with Garry the Bastard, who's just kind of there and inoffensive, but also never really impressed anyone either.

[@raptor4916]

@@zackakai5173 Come on you know Garry starts crying when you call him that, its not like its fault his sperm donor was a rake.

[@michaelasbury7121]

@@zackakai5173 None of which should be confused with Barry the Lambasted, who is constantly harshly criticized for no good reason, but he is still a good guy.

[@joeschmoe709]

I think you’re confusing him with harry the harassed

[@ruhroah5044]

but what about Peter the Pedo?

[@alecmurray8339]

I can only imagine what it would be like if those three infamous WoWS players started a division together…

[@huzarion3814]

That would be hard tanks are bad in water ... (yup Russian made swimming tank but it sucks)

[@niki8280]

three? Did I miss someone? Flamu? Flamu is logical in his rage.

[@hardkur]

it be over in 5 minutes , down to 0 points and lost

[@Virgilfinnatell]

@@niki8280 Flamu will probably suffer a heart attack if he divved with those three.

[@ainumahtar]

@@niki8280 I'm assuming they included the tanks guy

[@JCHForestry]

For 11 years putting out constantly incredable videos. Thank you jingles

[@dumbvixen3776]

I know right! I've been watching him since I was in 5th grade xD and now im in my sophmore year of college. His commentary always makes me smile.

[@joshcorbett9674]

*Actually Jingles* the Moskva is a tier 10 submarine Yes I know its a different Moskva

[@phoenixrising4573]

LOL

[@huzarion3814]

... I wonder when WG will introduce Moskva under the sea camo in Bismark style , I asked that to YabbaCoe ... I got banned from chat for month ...

[@Aelxi]

Special Underwater Operation yo

[@saltefan5925]

@@huzarion3814 Worth it!

[@rs2excelsior]

I was gonna ask if this was the same Moskva that managed to take the title of biggest ship sunk since WWII XD

[@o0_ANTI_0o]

"You people need to stop playing ranked, you are not good enough" Harry_lamb 2022 with a 43.49% winrate and 627 pr rating

[@Legendendear]

Thats the funsiest part of it all. All the while AlliedArmedForces has 61.05% WR...

[@silviuvodarici4213]

Who knew sailing in straight lines regardless of situation was not a winning tactic?

[@ainumahtar]

Ah, Dunning Kruger, we meet again.

[@bell3287]

@@silviuvodarici4213 Wait, that's not the pro gamer move?

[@paulvamos7319]

@@bell3287 🤣😂

[@thegreganator10]

I would personally loved to see ship happens say “so who did harry report this time” for the last match we saw.

[@saltefan5925]

He was probably out of daily reports by the end of the second battle. After all, only have 10 reports per day...

[@1stMasterAce]

@@saltefan5925 Depending on karma and progress in the game, you can get more reports/compliments. I'm sitting at 15 each on my NA account.

[@mkang8782]

@@1stMasterAce given harry's behavior, I would be rather surprised if his karma was above zero.

[@1stMasterAce]

@@mkang8782 true. but, I'm just pointing out the reports aren't always limited to 10. granted, with how harry likes to throw and blame others, I agree. it would be astonishing to see a 1 for his karma.

[@trentens991]

@@mkang8782 given he kept telling other people to report for him, he was probably out, and or just trying to scare people with reports. As though they worked.

[@Bishop_Heahmund]

Coffee, flakes and Jingles, that's the best combination to start of your day

[@nielstenbrink]

Coffee, vanilla pudding and Jingles AFTER a day‘s work are also okay….😊

[@Najolve]

Just don't mix up what one you're drinking, eating, or watching.

[@VikingTeddy]

I'm having breakfastin bed and watching, just some bread and bananas, but Uncle Jingles makes it a feast.

[@cmachinist]

"Oh no, it's Harry the Bastard" "That's right, and you owe me 500 quid!"

[@darkflame8]

At first I thought this was a new account from the ever egregious AngryTurtle, then I realised it couldn't be, because he's not stuck at the edge of the map doing bugger all except congratulating the enemy team for killing his, while also kill stealing as his allies burn down around him. Instead this guys just an utter arsehole who blames everyone but himself and ensures every 'teammate' he has suffers because he's probably free XP'd his way to Tier X This lack of grasping the fundamentals of reality reminds me of the first time I played the Ryujo, back when it was RTS Carriers, and within a minute of the game starting a 'friendly' DD dropped torps into me because he hated CV's, and sank me. Then 5 minutes later demanded I give him air support, completely forgetting why he'd turned pink. Only time I saw an entire team almost in unison call someone an idiot.

[@1stMasterAce]

Man, if you had a replay for that, it would have been solid gold. Yeah, him torping you sucked. But that kind of nonsense needs to be shown to the world. 1 for comedy reasons of how much logic someone like them doesn't have. and 2 to show the WOWS community how toxic one can be as a warning of what to watch out for and by who.

[@mr.r080t3]

A story worth telling.

[@mr.r080t3]

A story worth telling.

[@geoffreyrichardson8738]

As the old saying goes, ‘it’s better to keep your comments to yourself and let the others think your a fool, than to make comments and remove all doubt’

[@MyLizardwizard]

Thanks!

[@alaxandergw3245]

Some say you can still hear him raging, even in your sleep.

[@Brodie337]

UNFAIR PLANE. THEY KEMP CARRIER.

[@WalterReimer]

As soon as you said, "Harry the Bastard," I had a flashback to a 'Young Ones' episode. The one about the video. "I got it from Harry the Bastard." "Who's he, then? A gangster?" "No, some bloke who works at Rumbelow's."

[@Captain_Kremmen]

Oh, have we got a video?

[@katyuuki2261]

Cheers that show is brilliant!

[@WalterReimer]

@@Captain_Kremmen (Vyvyan impression) Yes! We've got a video! (just remembered the episode's named "Nasty.")

[@WalterReimer]

@@katyuuki2261 I always liked SPG.

[@cornfield755]

Thank you, I knew I'd seen the name somewhere before!

[@pjdiver3]

I've never played WoW, and never will...but I appreciate the strategy and tactical maneuvering. Love your videos and how you break down the replays

[@Thomas-lq1jw]

19:47 “They are easier to kill” My German guns laugh in inaccuracy 😂

[@MrShadowpanther3]

When you are shooting at a bus sized target but your guns have "general zipcode" accuracy... Oh yes, been there.

[@5peciesunkn0wn]

That's what your secondaries are for!

[@greywolf88]

@@MrShadowpanther3 Wg done some rework on German BBs guns. Now they have similar dispersion as USA BBs.

[@MrShadowpanther3]

@@greywolf88 Haven't had my German battlewagons out in a while, may just put that statement to the test this weekend!

[@Thomas-lq1jw]

@@5peciesunkn0wn Well, can’t really complain about the accuracy inside the secondary range, sadly on longer range it gets a bit interesting.

[@chimpboy12345]

3:13 "Harry the Bastard and 3 other of shiphappens' teammates are all doing their own thing off to the north, which leaves shiphappens and one other schleiffen down here against a des moines a stalingrad and a thunderer". Le what? Shiphappens was in the group of 4 with Harry in the north who were fighting those 3 ships. It was an Ohio and a Smolensk vs 3 in the south? Harry died pushing with the other schlieffen and shiphappens in the north. I assume whatever the smolensk did was something Harry saw in game and we didn't. I need about 5 fingers of scotch for this to make sense I think...

[@montro2220]

It's a Jingles thing 😜

[@vivekpatankar]

You must be new here.

[@chimpboy12345]

@@vivekpatankar Not new, but so much misindentification in one sentence has to be a record.

[@Tuning3434]

@@chimpboy12345 surely not

[@onleini]

Given his winrate I'm not too surprised by his behaviour. That ammount of self-consciousness tho is beyond me.

[@Keanu252]

"you should stop playing ranked you are not good enough" PR of 627 and WR of 43% pepega

[@bobbwc7011]

Statshaming is toxic and bannable. Stop being an ass like Flamu. Restrain yourself.

[@ryanv4042]

Man I haven’t heard Angry Turtle in a long time. That is a DEEP cut Jingles 😂

[@GruulFleury]

The fact players like Harry arn't just banned is proof of how toxic the game is.

[@R4Y2k]

43% WR and 627 PR, guess we've got a WOWS grandmaster here :D

[@saltefan5925]

People who don't have a clue what they're doing generally have at least 45%... This guy is actively working against his team.

[@MrShadowpanther3]

Now now... his winrate is only because his TEAM doesn't support him! lol.

[@tpaktop2_1na]

He did a name change. He did not make his stats private.

[@bobbwc7011]

Statshaming is toxic and bannable. Restrain yourself.

[@tpaktop2_1na]

@@bobbwc7011 In You Tube really?? This is no WG forum. Besides the player's name is dead. The player has changed his name.

[@wildlifeman6365]

Thanks, Jingles (sarcastic sneer). You just HAD to explain at the end of the video why it's advantageous to shoot at dds whenever possible. You weren't wrong, but you just made my life and the other dd mains in the game even harder. Weren't CVs and subs enough? (grinn).

[@jackaubrey8614]

Every now and again I receive nice emails from WG inviting me to re-instal and offering lots of juicy incentives. And then I see a video like this and remember why I un-installed in the first place.... thank you gnome overlord for the gentle reminders.... :)

[@B1GCORE]

If Petropavlovsk isn't your liking, Moskva will. At least the thing has fires and literally has more stalinium

[@donwanna3906]

"Angry Turtle, show me on the Tommy Tugboat where Uncle Jingles hurt you."

[@Zorglub1966]

"with less right to live on God's clean earth than a virus" 🤣Another one i gonna keep!

[@kaltaron1284]

Too bad viruses don't need a right to live because they aren't alive anyway. But yes, it's a good one.

[@greywolf88]

Some viruses are good- but he is like Corona-19....

[@viperdesilva4173]

What better way to enjoy a good cup of coffee than to have a Jingles video to wake up to! Keep up the great work old chap!

[@crazywarriorscatfan9061]

Haven't seen someone this bad since Angry Turtle in WoWs. Pleasant to not have met Harry

[@slavkovalsky1671]

maybe he's on the EU server...

[@matthewschauenburg]

Call em like you see em Jingles and thanks for posting.

[@Kurgosh1]

As a scientist I can confirm, this is 100% how to science.

[@prollins6443]

New merch option "Twat in Chat"

[@VikingTeddy]

I like checking out usernames. Grafs_pee have me a mild chuckle.

[@theunwelcome]

Jingles: check out this raging asshole! Also Jingles: I hope you enjoyed it!

[@secutor7142]

Jingles basically said: “You think you know stupid, but you really don’t.”

[@Terrathrax]

I don't understand why players like Harry and Turtle aren't permanently banned from the game.

[@Najolve]

I'm a Floridian so that means I see people like Harry The Bastard every day, although usually they're either driving BMWs or lifted trucks.

[@FTfilm]

while wearing MAGA caps xD

[@katyuuki2261]

I do hope Harry gets to see this video, I’m sure it would be a lovely time 🥲

[@wesfoto_vegas]

I would guess Harry has, indeed, seen the video. As it didn't take long for him to change his name or hide his stats.

[@martincharlesworth1418]

Sitting here, 8.00 pm, glass of whiskey in my hand, laughing like mad ....:)

[@montro2220]

Never change Jingles, please never change 🙂6:27 The Smolensk is on the other side of the map compared to Harry, Harry died all alone fighting the Des Moines. The DM burned Harry to death with it's awesome HE spam.

[@JohnE9999]

What did he get wrong? That's exactly what he said happened.

[@montro2220]

@@JohnE9999 Quote: "He refused to die with Harry" Unquote. The Smolensk was never even close to Harry

[@Kompoism]

2:00 I was drinking water then and almost choked to death.... too funny

[@kdog3908]

The corollary of your thesis being, "If one finds oneself constantly losing, perhaps YOU are a barsteward called Harry"

[@alialkharassani3958]

Moskva is actually an HE spammer jingles that occasionally shoots AP on cruiser broadsides and medium to close BBs. it doesnt have improved angles unlike petro and stalingrad. About winning duels spamming HE in moskva, it usually wins unless its a salem or DM. the armor shatters most calibers of cruisers except the nose that gets saturated eventually. so while the DPM isnt great, fire chance is good and its very tanky thanks to HP pool and armor which enables it win the duel eventually :)

[@danhay2505]

1:20 Schrader is back playing World of Tanks, but on the NA server as slayer6... He even acknowledges the part where he got banned from WoT EU primarily from an earlier video of yours...

[@richardwargo5201]

Thanks, Paul, for such an entertaining video to start my day.

[@davidb3352]

Harry_lamb (EU) is a career 42.85% ranked player with a 730 PR. He is that player that just keeps showing up waiting to get ultra carried.

[@Commando_history]

We need more salt and we have found an infinite supply of it. marvellous

[@SirFryStirFry]

I have torpedoed angry turtle on my own team every time I have played with him

[@chrisbingley]

"Playing co-op, a man of your talents." !It's a peaceful life."

[@baziwan9407]

You know, crap like this is what a mute button will end. Trolls die when they get no reaction. Giving him a video and calling him out just feeds him more.

[@marcholmquist3089]

I will occasionally type in chat "Salt has never won a battle but has lost many"

[@pkunkbwok]

Ahh, yes. The ballad of harry lamb.

[@MurderousEagle]

"in The Moskva is going to have a bad time", sabotaged by teammates low morale, "Takes the Moskva a long time to get going". Oh man the tradition of reusing ship names really spiced up this commentary

[@jonathanvanark9009]

"started to get that sinking feeling..." -- hah! such a punster

[@blackraen]

16:44 The moment when Jingles reached "Peak Bri'ish".

[@Neneset]

Can confirm, Angry Turtle is just as miserable a teammate as Jingles showed.

[@bleeckertb]

anyone else scroll through the comments looking for Harry?

[@jeromethiel4323]

"Sinking feeling." I see what you did there, you sneaky punster you!

[@jeromethiel4323]

And now "twat in chat." My gut hurts from laughing so hard.

[@that1connor583]

2:10 Believe it or not, I actually remember sending that email about him calling you a bigot as well. The times for him, however, have not changed since about 8 months ago. No sir, not at all. Oh, to preface, had a replay where Mr. Turtle got *very* salty, as he does, about his team. And then after I brought up his salt, he proceeded to get *VERY* angry with our Gnome Overlord here.

[@ainumahtar]

Good thing he isnt bothered by Jingles, though ^^

[@that1connor583]

@@ainumahtar quite. Jingles wasn’t and certainly isn’t, I distinctly remember him replying with something along the lines of, “Ah, he’s said worse. But trust me, I was in the Navy, I was insulted by pros”. Definitely still has his humor

[@pyalot]

In the WoWs statistics by WG, this is the grade below "plain bad", and they're WGs most lucrative and loyal customers.

[@sirtogii5216]

All we need now is a video featuring bub_gunner :-D

[@taterkaze9428]

"KZbin has absolutely no sense of humour." - sage words.

[@joeschmoe709]

Home from another week of naval nuclear power training command and I find a jingles video waiting for me. Good times.

[@blinky297]

"You people need to stop playing ranked, you're not good enough" proceeds to tank the next rank battle like an epic tier twat-waffle. What a fucking legend.....

[@zackakai5173]

I like how we're calling him "Harry the Bastard" like he's a historic English king whose birth was in question or something 🤣

[@MacTrom1]

Harry reminds me of a RPG game. I played at a con many years ago. After several players rolled up sci-fi characters, and we all proceeded up the ramp to the ship to start the game one player held back and open fire wit auto fire and killed off all the players.

[@shogunnate7724]

Well...that was...fun? 🤣 On the bright side, at least the plucky hero of the story got a win. That's definitely better than three loses 🤣👍 Thank you for the video!

[@maxreb88ify]

I started off with just audio, and as soon as Jingles said "because of this guy." I had a moment of fear thinking I was going to be in the background of a video.

[@2212db]

I had to check Harry's stats - I thought they were dismal until I saw the rest of his clan. Oh dear 😂

[@GtardFondue]

Can't even find him. Did he change his name?

[@2212db]

@@GtardFondue look for Anarcho_muth ;)

[@captbumbler5356]

Thanks Jingles for the publice spirited educational video, We now know who to avoid in battle H.T.B

[@TyLockton]

There is a guy just like this named Serpico who plays Armored Warfare and he is constantly dropping your name Jingles.

[@deadhorsegaming4121]

At 18:31, is that harry the bastard shooting his own team's Montana?

[@TE5LA-GAMING]

When I saw this, I immediately thought to myself that the resultant of two forces acting at an angle on a given point is equal the the diagonal of a parallelogram of which the force vectors are sides. The equilibrant equals the magnitude of the resultant but acts in the opposite direction. Funny how that happens.

[@zacharynix2691]

I played against Angry_Turtle in a match and congratulated him for actually playing. He proceeded to call me a "Jingles Chimp"

[@chadvarnell1889]

18:32 Did Harry Lamb shoot teammate?

[@johannobel1691]

I wonder, which team would win, if Harry the Bastard and AngryTurtle were in opposite teams.....

[@chrisschack9716]

They would probably manage a tie ... viewers would win if the replay was sent in

[@andrewblackmore3150]

Harry the bastard! "That's right, and you all owe me £200"

[@jimbradley6721]

Not that I play WoWS much anymore but when I do I turn off chat in battles. Makes playing just a little bit more fun!

[@giroromek8423]

2022 people still don't know about the blacklist command.

[@receiving9067]

Looks like in the first battle the Schlieffen didn't have a good plan

[@jamesscott6917]

Every day that I don't turn up in one of Jingles videos as a "toxic twat" is a good day.

[@rickwiggins283]

Stunningly quick and liberal applications of the Blacklist feature solves these problems for me. (Well, it doesn't solve the loss but bear in mind Flamu's 3rd Law of Equal and Opposite Potatoes which often balances things out).

[@shoutinggeorge2532]

Great Bottom reference.

[@kenpumphrey8384]

LOL, Mentioned Angry Turtle. I've been in games with that guy and holy shit that dude goes crazy if you mention Jingles.

[@tomsmithie3917]

I had a guy like this in ranked a while back. Drove his Donskoy out to the very corner of the map, refused to turn around, and blamed everyone else for losing. In the next match he was on the enemy team, did the same thing. As the match was winding down he wasn't sighted and I asked the enemy if he was in A1, they confirmed that he was.

[@BillyPiper1EyedSniper]

Little ask. Mrs does WoWS US co-op mostly, threaded the needle between a set of torps, thought she was doomed but no. Can send the clip if you could use it for a tiny clip... with effects and apt music

[@artanarchist]

The fact that he failed to support his team on the first battle we see, goes off solo against a Des Moines, and manages to die against it. How he got to T10 and where he gets the audacity to play ranked just baffles me

[@selonianth]

15:08 Um, Actually Jingles, "He's not going to see him till the later points of the battle." While Harry_Lamb is on screen 25km away. Not within gunnery range, but quite visible.

[@653323895]

and this is why i quit ranked. as soon as i found a db like this guy, i knew it was time to logoff. man i don't miss this crap at all.

[@axelrajr]

As thought jingles, by not shooting at harry the bas* means he is NOT wasting fire on the least valuable member of the opposing team.

[@colorpraeterita3824]

I don't know if he's still around these days but there was/is a DJ called Harry the Bastard, and by all accounts he's the complete opposite of a bastard.

[@ernestpaul2484]

Jingles, here is a no-brainer. If for ANY reason you are sent a replay that has anywhere in the title "Harry_Lamb", please for the sake of humanity and all things holy, review it and see if it is the third battle you have shown here this morning. I don't play WoW, but these morning sessions are great with breakfast here in the Colonies across the pond.

[@a2rgaming863]

I believe that we the internet community, can put together some money to get Henry some help. Knowing how it usually goes, it will be money wasted on an irredeemable individual, but at least we can say that we gave the opportunity to turn him around. Then we can point and openly call him out on his terrible behavior. I am perfectly sure that his grandmother would not approve of his antics.

[@ultmateragnarok8376]

I think him being on the team guaranteeing a loss is a combination of two things. One, he represents a sixth of the team, at least in ranked; and two, he vastly lowers team morale to the point that he sets new records for mining depths and has viewed the undersides of tectonic plates, which makes the rest of the team both focused somewhat on that and also less prone to, y'know, communicate with and listen to their other teammates. Also, as for the 'worst I've seen in WoWS', in my short time actually _playing_ the game before remembering why free-to-play games are not particularly fun to try to progress (stopped at T5 Japanese lines, though those were still some pretty fun battleships), it would probably just be the intentional teamkillers - not that I view a destroyer player trying to shoot battleships with HE the moment he spawns and then killing himself with damage reflected torpedoes to be particularly _effective_ teamkillers, but he tried and was venomous in chat about it. It was more funny than annoying, other than the loss of one single ship early on, because all his damage had focused on two targets and one was negated entirely by a single heal and the other was himself. It makes some sense to end up queueing with the same people a few times in succession. You're all in the same battle, after all, so you all re-enter the queue at the exact same time, with a team composition that the game has shown it accepts to start a match with, and there's enough to fill out a lobby. So yes, that happens a lot - it's just most players aren't so... memorable, we'll say.

[@scottwaterstreet]

With that kind of science you could fit right in at "aperture sciences"

[@chrisschack9716]

For the good of all of us Except the ones who are dead

[@scottwaterstreet]

@@chrisschack9716 They say great science is built on the shoulders of giants. Not here. At Aperture, we do all our science from scratch. No hand holding.