World of Warships - Strapped In

Make sure you're sitting down and strapped in for this one because it starts fast and doesn't stop until it's over.
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[@themoi1243]

Kr4ft is the definition of "I didn't hear no bell"

[@DevSolar]

"How often have I told you kids, *play to the whistle*." -- "It's not over until the fat lady sings." ;-)

[@matilija]

@@DevSolar I think you mean it's not over until the fast lil ship sinks.😋

[@PhilipKerry]

When Jingles said " It's 800 v 30 pts " I was thinking that this had the potential to be the greatest Game of Throws episode ever 😎

[@the_tactician9858]

I'm sure there would be a team out there that could throw this, the trick is finding a team that can both achieve that and throw that at the same time.

[@armanhadi777]

A truism that can never be discounted.

[@robertf3479]

My thought was "How in the HELL are they going to manage to throw this one?" 😆

[@cptkiddokidd5137]

Instead, it was just another typical blowout game on the NA server.

[@CatOfSchroedinger]

It has become an in-game thing now. Try in Ranked. If your team starts to aggressively push after having all the caps and a sizeable advantage in points, a light hearted dropping of words like "Game of Throws", "KZbin", "Old Man/Jingles" in any combination will evoke some good mannered (and often quite witty/funny) comments and a swift return to discipline. ... On the other hand - I would have L-O-V-E-D to see this one thrown. 🤭

[@micheljavert5923]

Four ships conga line into a DD being held together with duct tape. None of them make it out alive. Never change WoWs, never change.

[@Akredi]

You forgot the bubblegum and paperclips.

[@Azrael_the_Black]

@@Akredi That would explain why he was all out of bubblegum. 🤔

[@canuckster24]

Russian magic ships win again

[@Akredi]

@@DarkEmperorRay13 I feel like they're more a PITA than OP, they only become really dangerous if they focus all their attacks on you.

[@hawkeye5955]

To be fair, the game has changed where absolutely no skill is required or encouraged to play, thanks to the dumbing down of gameplay mechanics.

[@SgtFrosty1]

It is indeed Brazilian Portuguese Jingles, it is Portuguese however as there is no such thing as Brazilian language, just like US-English and UK-English. Easy to tell them apart if you speak the language, if not, you get that exact feeling of quacks like a duck, looks like a duck but unsure if it is really a duck.

[@MauricioNestor]

Petition to change Brazilian Portuguese as just Brazilian. Pesky portuguese took our gold, least we should do it's to take their language!

[@Warentester]

So it's like UK and India?

[@Niikemi]

Grammatically speaking both languages are almost the same besides some words and jargons. But phonetically, boy oh boy, are you in for a treat. It's like american english and british english, the writing is pretty much the same but as soon as someone starts speaking you're like "Bingo!"

[@SuperCilis]

Or like mexican and spanish. Uk and american and aussie and India and etc. Looks the same. Can probably mostly understand but plenty of, "sorry, say what?" For pronunciation and utter confusion for slang

[@nunonunes2747]

@@MauricioNestor your gold? I presume that you are 100% descendant from Indians, correct?

[@OneBiasedOpinion]

I like the fact that this guy survived on a sliver of health for an actual, legitimate in-game reason instead of “well we auto-mitigate damage for you against certain ship types because you’re special. Also we automatically deploy defenses for you.” Yes, CV and Sub captains, I’m looking straight at you.

[@EvoraGT430]

Special, as in piss-poor.

[@dany1441]

@@LEMURJJP Only the French.

[@CyberMaroon]

@@LEMURJJP BB caliber guns (283mm and up) are capped to 10% damage even on penetrations, is what you're thinking of.

[@nikitab.6600]

Lulz, imagine not knowing that dds have "special" damage mitigation mechanics.

[@kentlindal5422]

@@EvoraGT430 "Special" as in short bus.

[@Rescinded_Rainman]

Ok jingles, I just laid down, it’s not my watch in the mines just yet

[@chaosengine4597]

it is. It always is.

[@IDontCarebears]

The watch in the mines never ends

[@AidanDracole]

Pity he didn't have the potential damage indicator displayed, I'd be curious how much he tanked in that opening rush to the cap.

[@robgfaulkner]

Around 904k

[@zeazevedo]

Hey Jingles, a portuguese here ! In fact, the player must be Brazilian. At least some words in the game's menu are written in Brazilian Portuguese, such as "PONTUAÇÃO DA EQUIPE", in Portugal we write "EQUIPA". But it could also be a portuguese with the game translated into Brazilian Portuguese... to be honest, I don't even know if there is a translation of the game into Portuguese from Portugal. Thanks for the entertainment, nice video as always ! Cheers from Portugal !

[@Admiral_Jezza]

This is very possible too since the only type of English in WoWs is US English, probably because it's used more on the internet, so it could be the same for the types of Portuguese.

[@SebaX92]

Went to WoWs numbers, changed the region to NA, typed Kr4fft in search window and it was him with the clan tag. So yeah.

[@edumalta87]

You are right, and there's also another important detail. He was flying the Brazilian Imperial Flag.

[@old_guard2431]

@@Admiral_JezzaAmerican English except for the Jingles captain, of course. Then you get gibberish English.

[@Rio_1111]

The day I learned about Delny's armour was also the day I learned that even Des Moines can't pen 50mm.

[@genericpersonx333]

Indeed, it is only

[@Rio_1111]

@@genericpersonx333 After the ordeal I had a good laugh with that Delny's captain in chat where they told me about the 50mm plate.

[@KaguyasBeat]

Shooting a Paolo Emilio with Venezia SAP at 7km flat broadside feels even worse lol. Her belt is 60.

[@leeshackelford7517]

@@Rio_1111 I don't play WoW...I play WOTB....and I have fun chats with lots of opponents....killed by me...ir me killed by them.....

[@Noah_Levy]

Instead of throwing, the enemy teams just sniffs glue outta the starting gate and keeps it up through out. Love it.

[@PIN672]

It is almost certainly an NA match. Two of his team mates are from the DD-214 clan. That's a reference to US military separation papers that you get on your discharge from service, the Defense Department form 214.

[@SSGTru]

Double reference, as it also alludes to the USS Tracy, WWII Clemson-class, DD-214. :) I'm a member of DD-214. Good to see our clan tags, even if the vid wasn't about them. 😁

[@EducatedTiger]

I also looked up the player's username, and it's an NA player. So that kinda clinches it.

[@NaughtyStepBro]

Oh Jingles always so silly, this is obviously a German replay and they're just messing with you again

[@13stalag13]

I love you just the way you are Jingles, don't ever change.

[@brynyard]

That beginning looks like just another day at the office in a DD... Though, the save on the Halland and the rest is just epic :P

[@seaninness334]

Not that I play a lot of WoWS but I've played a lot of WoT. Losing 99% of your health at the beginning of the battle, then running around causing mayhem AND surviving is supremely satisfying and entertaining. GG Kr4ftt.

[@hogandonahue9598]

Damn that submarine moment was bonkers.

[@TallulahSoie]

I don't think I've ever seen a triple fire on a destroyer.

[@farhanaaktermuna3513]

Flamu got 4 fires on his dd once. There is a clip of it in flamu clips.

[@skr1z_1987]

I was on the edge of my seat for the whole replay - what a ride!

[@lynchkid003]

I think Kr4ftt needs to visit a doctor to have surgery to get his seat cushion back. That Pucker Factor... LOL

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

Man, this was some anime "we got to push the ship to everything it's got!" clutch wins right here

[@robdog1245]

Definition of “I’m not locked in here with you, YOU’RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!”

[@trealosgaming3345]

Those torps were dirty in the end. Sick but dirty

[@krissteel4074]

That first 3min is what we colloquial know in Australia as 'maximum hecticity'

[@schroedingerscat2.054]

I think it's closer to...."Full-on maximum hecticty, big time!"

[@touchofgrayphotos]

Mate I'm a Aussie and never even bloody heard of this.

[@IgorSilva-id9rb]

Hi Jinges. Portuguese guy here. That was indeed a brasiian guy. On the post resut battle screen it says "Nossa equipe completou a missão." If Portuguese it would be "A nossa equipa completou a missão." tks for the vids over the years! Cheers mate!

[@VosperCDN]

If only we could all have at least a sliver of this chap's luck .. but I think he used most of it in this one game.

[@x-0728]

Ah, a WoWs replay, exellent.

[@TomGS]

Being South american myself, i belive the diference between ¨Brazilian¨ and Portuguese, is like the diference between English and Aussie English. its the same language...... but they sound and talk diferent.

[@nab4742]

Let me add: not all heavy cruisers can pen that belt with HE. It takes 305mm (12") guns to pen that belt with High Explosive ammunition, save for Hindenburg and Goliath, because both have improved HE penetration. Outside of that, you'd require the IFHE commander skill in order to have the necessary penetration and it still wouldn't be enough for a good number of them.

[@justandy333]

I felt a bit cheated, flipping on Jingles only to see a 10 minute video. But As they say its quality not quantity. What a match! And the jammiest player ever surviving with virtually no health, sinking 4 ships and Zero pointing the enemy! Glad to see Jingles has updated his sign off at the end and dropped the stay safe. About time too!

[@mudman619]

subs appearing out of nowhere, right on top of you, shotgunning 5 torps at point blank range is B&LLSHIT. say it Jingles!

[@dredthizz87]

You should have made this comment all caps... Because YES

[@RabidTazmanianChihuahua]

LMAO How in the world did he survive for so long? If that had been me, I would have been detonated. Wow! Great video, as always!

[@radioactivejohnson4505]

The actual title of this video; say it with me kids; "This sum Bullshit!"

[@kings_nemesis5995]

Now this is destroyer gameplay on the verge of death and still getting it done

[@kyleparish-aaron5764]

That time of day! Thanks Jingles!

[@michielkruijff895]

I loved how you casually shoved Rita under the bus in just the last two seconds. :D :D :D

[@adamthethird4753]

I'm gonna watch that again.

[@Iron_Road]

Fuckin 12:20am God's time here Jingles come on!

[@wierdalien1]

It's 8:30 am English time, I mean it's still early but not like bad

[@BikerDinger]

One more thing that "might" suggest from whence our intrepid explorer heralds... The whacking great Brazilian flag on his mizzen mast🤣Jingles, never change.

[@TheAzrael918]

😯 wh... what the hell...amazing, bravo, just...wow.

[@MeeesterBond17]

"Like Portuguese, but not quite." O que você está falando, Jingles? Looks fine to me! 😜

[@gamkem1405]

Really good game Kr4ft! That’s what DD’s are supposed to do but it makes it hard to support. I love playing DD’s and have the Leningrad and do the same thing. It’s surviving with no support that’s hard. Great video! Thanks Jingles for the show!

[@andrealves2630]

Brazilian here. Brazilian portuguese is quite different from pretty much every other portuguese dialect, both in speech and writing, its hard to explain, but imagine the difference kinda being like US english and UK english although an even bigger. The post battle results are in very standard brazilian portuguese ao yeah, this guy is brazilian

[@LucaHMafra]

Damn, brother! What a nail biter

[@patrickhutchison6465]

Glad you took “stay safe” out of the outro. It’s was fine for the pandemic, but doesn’t belong now.

[@davidlabedz2046]

Great game play and impeccable timing.

[@sirtogii5216]

You rarely see Delny's and when you do they're even less commonly driven by captains who understand angling like this dude did. The Halland be like, wtf, I've hit him way more times than required to sink him.... gg for sure

[@swordmonkey6635]

Watching the string of engine damages the Delny suffered brings back bad memories of my Khaba. I swear the entire hull of the ship is made out of prop shafts and engine parts that are all crucial to the operation. lol

[@jakegross9428]

10:42 I was waiting for this kind of joke lol

[@konigstiger8518]

Thank you for being you all this time. I love your videos, any of the videos you make. Just makes my day when you post. (Also your voice is perfect to sleep to :D)

[@benwilson1088]

Call him the salamander, because he always wants to be close to the fire.

[@videocruzer]

pretty cool 1.1k in 14 minutes, broadcast media news outlets are barely getting those numbers today. I see you have tons of intel on the game teach. thanks

[@Arisudev]

It's because media mostly posts bullshits and repeated news

[@dankershaw8388]

Indeed was some great Kr4ftwerk. A model player looking good!

[@airplanenut89]

Jingles: Suspects player is Brazilian from language in post-battle screen. Me: Notices Brazilian imperial flag on port side of the ship. Eeyup Jingles, I think it's safe to say they're Brazilian.

[@diegowushu]

Haha that was pretty intense, well played.

[@SoggyCoffeeAddict]

Reminds me of a match I just had in my wz-111 1v1 against a grave digger, dude was full health and by this point I had been knocked down to 109 health. But thankfully it was realistic so they thought they couldn't penetrate my hatches (failed 2-3 times, but I was watching the ricochets and they didn't hit square on. So they absolutely could have penned possibly) so they just spammed high explosive on my roof. Ended the fight with 31 health and my commander and gunner injured, was such a fun fight

[@domhardiman6437]

A marvelous video.

[@bofoenss8393]

Good natured chat: "U swallow" - yeah. Okay then.

[@charleslaas5162]

You are a wonderful person, thank you for what you do. You and yours are in my prayers.

[@aco319sig3]

That was inSANE!!!!

[@juankovacs6033]

That last salvo duuuuuude so close 🥵

[@andrewshaffer225]

Bro that halan (sorry for misspelling) was just evaporated.

[@nigeldeforrest-pearce8084]

Marvelously Entertaining!!!

[@DiscretionaryLobotomy]

Jingles didn't tell me to "stay safe" at the end of the video....Time to go do all the things I've been holding back on

[@windfire5380]

Nice game indeed! A great example to keep fighting (smartly) even when your health is destroyed! :)

[@keithplymale2374]

Glad you and Rita are still making a go of it Jingles, First time I have heard you mention her in a game video in some time.

[@cinjonsmythe6318]

To my knowledge they have not been together for a few years mate. Still on good terms tho, as you can tell

[@bob-qb9gw]

these wids are nice to whatch when im eating

[@Yuri2045]

Am BR, can confirm STAR is a BR clan in NA, so you're not wrong Jingles.

[@niki8280]

Tis but a scratch! -Kr4ftt

[@TonyC2328]

This is the kind of guy you don't want on your team. Lucky to not be dead at the beginning of the game

[@davidmoore1253]

At the start you can actually see a Brazilian flag flying from the ship.

[@Draconisrex1]

That was fantastic!!!

[@selkiemaine]

Great game. Brazilian for sure - he was flying a Brazilian flag.

[@TMac117]

TBF jingles, were less toxic in chat as we only fought 3ish wars on this continent rather than hundreds, so there's a lot more comeraderie over here.

[@neilevenden3481]

I got to get me one of them!

[@TheNavy830]

Oh wow! Im in a Jingles video! I'm the Minotaur. Not my best game though lol

[@jaquigreenlees]

Well Jingles of course we are generally pleasant on the North American server, we remember that it is a game and it's all for fun. and ya canna forget they has us Canadians in North America, you know, the country with the trope / meme for being polite.

[@crazywarriorscatfan9061]

Duct tape was holding Kr4fft together

[@Hynnin]

thats definitely pt-br my gnome overlord

[@alanelizarraras4533]

Both countries speak Portuguese. Their writing is different but no more so than say the grammar differences between Spanish written by a Spaniard and Spanish written by a Mexican.

[@AndyAwesomes]

50 knots speed! Thats almost as fast as a submerged submarine :o If only there was a ship that could deal with subs... oh wait its probably dive bombers in world of boats.

[@andreroeck8026]

Krafft seems like a german name and there is a group of people who had ancestors immigrating from germany in the 19th century in the south of Brazil, they even have a Oktoberfest going on down there. So Prost Herr Krafft, starkes Spiel! :)

[@VolatileBullfrog]

Jingles didn't say 'stay safe' as part of the outro! Time to be reckless and wild!!! Everyone! Rush the channel in Two Brothers!

[@bortolinpedro]

He is probably Brazilian, i'm from Brazil too and the post battle results are quite the same, and the fact of his ping is 103 makes me think that too.

[@Wolf3685]

Plus, his boat had the Brazilian flag in one of the flag slots

[@Fighterpilot555]

If I were in kr4ft's position I would say something like "Send an envoy to Capture Point A and I can help negotiate a surrender."

[@xplodinkinadiyn7386]

Morning Jingles

[@AlexMourinha]

As a portuguese myself, I assure you that is portuguese from Brazil. Same language in both countrys with a few differences just like english from the UK and the US.

[@ApoThanathos]

Hey Jingles, Portuguese here. First "Actually Jingles...." There is no such thing as Brazilian 😂 it's still Portuguese.... But you are correct it's Portuguese from Brazil

[@armandorodrigues144]

Jingles in reality very few games, and software in general, have the traditional Portuguese language as an option, developers generally choose the Brazilian dialect

[@NRSGuardian]

That makes sense economically, since Brazil has about 21 times the population of Portugal. You're more likely to have someone who speaks Brazilian Portuguese buy a product or service than someone who speaks traditional Portuguese.

[@henriquekonradt541]

Heey, a brazilian player on Jingles, nice!

[@vattumies]

What, no "stay safe"? Now I might just suddenly catch on fire.

[@tibchy144]

Sweet game

[@andreassjoberg3145]

Give our regards to Portugals Sleeping-Beauty!

[@dmathiass]

There's some orthographic differences due to different dialect of the Portuguese. The grammar is in theory the same since 2006 and some orthographic changes were made too to unify the written language. At practical level just make old people like me confused by the use of graphic signs when writing. LOL

[@toxicmongerofthehatefulbro5745]

Man, Subbed for over ten years now. Finally catch a video on time. I feel special. Not nearly as special as Kraft there getting his teeth nearly kicked in and still kicking in others. But Special nonetheless.

[@oldtimers6460]

A great game .

[@naggarond]

Dammit, i sneezed and the battle was already over!!😂

[@blaise7922]

Jeez its 230am jingles why did you post ill never sleep

[@CristiNeagu]

I think this might require a second video on the same game, discussing why the enemy team lost in such a spectacular manner.

[@wagnerloose7650]

o menino joga demais! ;)