Worst Dad Ever!

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[@Vampire1323]

I watched this for the first time while I am 9 months months pregnant and I laughed so hard i literally almost went into labor.

[@nightfall6922]

Holy crap

[@facefisted]

Congrats

[@liliesart8127]

Amazing! Congratulations! Boy or girl?

[@anotherduck4817]

I

[@gachaash4758]

Holy shit

[@gracebennett7249]

daz: "its impossible to win as the dad!" next round: *daddy wins* 😍😍😍😍😍👌👌👌👌👌👌😂😂😂

[@crystalstone8148]

Idoeoo3o3peoowoowoeoo3ooeoe

[@skyomedy3617]

"Don't hit me with a lamp!" ...looks like Daz needs to... ...lighten up XD

[@Passingas]

budum chhh

[@Passingas]

Uh what?

[@hopedean6424]

You seem quite dim

[@saadatuonthatilebaikie1902]

haha😂😂😂 nice pun

[@nightfall6922]

I'm just deLIGHTed that you made that pun.

[@gabriellataylor637]

"Cook me daddy!" I always laugh at that quote XD

[@aliceramdom.s]

I read it as "co*k"

[@N0vaB0ba398]

@@aliceramdom.s oh

[@fireruby1882]

@@N0vaB0ba398 LOL😭”oh”

[@N0vaB0ba398]

@@fireruby1882 I didn't know what to say. It was honestly weird how I also read it that way

[@bunaruu2183]

Rofl the thumbnail killed me XD

[@IamSoFluffeh]

+:3 baby daz... so cute xD

[@bunaruu2183]

***** ikr X3

[@cheesecaketopia8128]

that's the only reason I clicked on the vid

[@fxtiguex8885]

hi

[@fxtiguex8885]

•Jamie_the_ nightmare_maker• heeeeey

[@seedycave]

Look everyone, a wild Daz penguin has been spotted

[@deadacc2947]

😂 hahahaha

[@XX-on5qn]

A dazguin

[@cjwolfygirl8]

Penguin Daz

[@111ar4aaas0lll]

💀🤣🤣

[@Epicleo2000]

Or pengwen as he calls it

[@luciferalexisrose]

That 1 person that disliked this video has no sense of humour.

[@furrydevil1]

+Victoria Gardner Or a real dead child...or a hate for terrible audio....or no soul.....or no soul patch

[@luciferalexisrose]

+Euan Then why would they watch this?

[@furrydevil1]

Victoria Gardner They may of not watched it, they of just disliked it for no reason

[@heavenlytoned5998]

+James TOHME Now there's 14

[@karaellis3861]

16*

[@HEFALF]

It's been 8 yrs since this came out? I'm watching in 2024. Anyone else? ⬇️

[@Liam11357]

Me👋

[@skidwardtennisballs4430]

whos your dazzy ;3

[@Angel-gw1kj]

that sounds so wrong 😂

[@wowhi.4264]

maybe when you've got a dirty mind

[@sieanalamania1629]

OML yes we all have our own dirty mind

[@rosiebracher5166]

Sieana Lamania yass

[@Angel-gw1kj]

I'm not dirty minded, i just have a sexy imagination ;)

[@LiliannaRose-j7k]

8 years and I'm still watching Daz

[@SchaffiPlays]

Day 1: 5 people disliked Day 2: Bus ran over 5 people Day 3: I lost my bus license

[@Har1010]

Wut

[@6ratking6]

+The killer demon he ran over the 5 people

[@ashp2080]

+Lady Estes i love that! Dazzletown!

[@ShmoopsiPoo]

Ashely Torelli Lol, patent pending!

[@you_suck_brianna5751]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@maddyruby]

"....hammer time...." I CANT BREATHE😂

[@Christ_died_for_your_sins_777.]

Neither can Floyd

[@spacehub573]

I read this when he said it

[@aracelytorres2127]

JESUS FUCK I LOVE THIS KZbinR

[@Chey263]

IKR he's so funny

[@dakotaphillis5951]

Thats wrong

[@abbystultz8591]

Aracely Torres SAME MAN SAME I LOVE HIM MORE!

[@abbystultz8591]

Aracely Torres SAME MAN SAME I LOVE HIM MORE!

[@wolfgirlzfoxsykitten3263]

Aracely Torres me fucking to

[@ZER0HASLEFT]

8:05 I literally died laughing and my mum thought I was crazy 😝

[@midariikishima4000]

NO DONT HIT YOUR SON WITH A DILDO

[@vaniafernandes]

well funny to watch aahah

[@kript1czombie537]

Hello famous person from 5years ago

[@natpigtale5873]

@@kript1czombie537 hello random person from 8 moths age

[@emsonlife]

0:37 I knew this would be a good video. Like this comment if you agree

[@rebeckahsscanner1797]

Is the other guy's audio recorded from a Nokia brick?!?!

[@thatweirdgalaxygirl4309]

Rebeckahsscanner it was probably his connection

[@ItsJustTori8]

Rebeckahsscanner lmao

[@Jd-X-IE]

That isn’t a Nokia brick that’s just a brick

[@aliceramdom.s]

no

[@gothicminnie3639]

I was waiting for the "and another Daz watcheessss!!!" completely forgetting it's an actual gaming video

[@paulinebroxham2449]

as soon as I saw the title I knew what game it was!

[@neppent6244]

Same lol XD

[@gabbym5718]

Instant!!

[@trollvidde]

+Harry Broxham ofc

[@fabrosesmsp3930]

Same lmao

[@chora58]

Harry Broxham same

[@dogsarecute9437]

Daz: Dad i ate all of the cleaning products Daz: oh no my vision is going me: well yes that might happen after you eat BLEACH

[@lsdmusic7176]

omg that dildo part was so funny lmao

[@AnnaleeRogel]

who else is watching og daz in 2024 seeing the old intro brings back memories

[@bugalmonte6681]

I didn't feel so well before this than I started watching this and laughing and I instantly felt better!Thank you daz!

[@ReiTheMarshmellow69]

2:26 when I stand up immediately and all the blood rushed back to my body. This is my eyesight.

[@hollywebb7127]

This made me laugh so hard!! You should play it again!

[@narutoanimefan8285]

The music is what got me 😂😂3:30

[@kat6193]

Daz this is one of the funniest thing ever please play it again!!!!

[@oscarprouten9288]

I'm watching this 2021 and your intro is still an absolute jam

[@herrievanrooy8188]

Hi daz when im fealing low you help me with my anxiety and panice attack u helped me trew my medical state a lot so thank u STAY DAZZLING;]

[@anaisjuillet5585]

👍🏼

[@chelseacoppock637]

me tooo

[@dotdot6618]

Look I mean no offence but how come there's so many depressed people on people's channels ?

[@willhoe3272]

+azn hunter ikr

[@kkarenaa]

+azn hunter well, people tend to gravitate toward good channels, and if they have something going on and the channel helped them out with it, they're compelled to say something about it. also there are alot of depressed people in the world, but no case is the same and pain is relative. :)

[@averywilliams6529]

Do more of these they r hilarious

[@alex-hc3sk]

When I first saw the thumbnail I thought he used Donald Trumps hair..

[@sharonellis8776]

This is comedy gold. Love it when Daz and Dave play games ! xx

[@Th3Bishop3]

7:38 you know dave wins

[@ryley6557]

Watching this video 6 years from now and it's still good😂

[@saffidunn1213]

i wonder how much daz laughs at his thumbnails

[@whyparkjiminifucanridejimi3472]

I watch daz a lot especially when I'm sad and his vids make me so happy

[@peaches021272]

8:51 You're A Wizard, Harry

[@Pixelation749]

I came back to the channel and the intro music was the most nostalgic thing ever

[@stsars9609]

at 1:49 daz should have said get out dad im recording a youtube video

[@sesshalv]

i watched this video back when it first came out and now i’m watching it again because it’s literally one of my favorite videos lol

[@Rachel98246]

'The clitty bruiser 9000' XD I'm dead!

[@anitadickenme7424]

Daz if u replied tht would make my year. Also part 2 pls!!!!

[@paigewardlaw4740]

Daz and Dave are so funny. 😂

[@teejaybond8103]

Love you Daz your so cool. The first video I watched of you I pissed myself laughing now im addicted to watching u

[@xXxKpopAngelxXx]

You need to do more vids with Dave and Lionheart (like in GTAV, which I've watched all of), Daz~ you three are literally friendship goals, you're hilarious!! xD

[@justtrash2.028]

When you said Dave the Rave, the English caption wrote “Dave the Rapist”

[@Redbargan]

Hey there 2024 😂

[@skyla96msp58]

This is my fav intro to his vids. Love the purple and effects etc☺️❤️

[@graciesmith8485]

Who else jams out in the intro

[@freyaeditzz4138]

Meeee

[@Meeskait1992]

Me!

[@cait808_kg4]

This brings back so many memories

[@oliofwoz0739]

6 years later this is still too funny 🤣😂

[@Naomi-vm9ts]

7*

[@imogenallison4947]

Watching in 2022 and daz has got to be the most funniest person on here and he’s so down to earth he’s fantastic

[@aliciomore3525]

Hello random person scrolling through the comments

[@overnightdude]

Hi ^~^

[@volleyball9963]

Hey hey hey

[@prettyoriginalnameprettyor7506]

Hello

[@cookiecrunch2366]

Hi

[@Scar_d]

Hi :3

[@ronaldocr7280]

Watching this video 6 years later this brings back the memories and the intro brings back the nostalgia 0:00

[@krystallaw9597]

All the dislikes are from ppl who laughed so hard their hand accidentally pressed dislike and hasn’t realised yet

[@melissahoward8038]

Look at it wobble!!! Just swinging the dilly do around makes me laugh hysterically

[@OliveHouse._.]

8:46 i died 😭😭💀✋🏻

[@galaxypanda1801]

When I'm down and I watch a vid of yours you make me smile

[@farariexoco1]

I LOVE THIS GAME!!!

[@farariexoco1]

NOT AS MUCH AS SLIME RANCHER DO

[@sassythesasquatch88]

Is it just me that thinks that the baby looks like Gollum LMAOOO XD

[@applegamingtv]

daz can you reply? :(

[@bbbqq7883]

+Daz Games Daz-

[@cptken6810]

+Daz Games i love you

[@alfiearmstrong454]

+Daz Games would you do another one of this and PLZ reply

[@chrislersunshine8231]

+Daz Games can you please play the tenders cut or timore

[@applegamingtv]

daz!! thank you you just made my day! :D

[@Aphro_dite12]

Hey daz! Whenever my cat hears your intro she comes to watch it with me 😂 ❤️

[@anycost8822]

0:02 God I miss 2016 style intros

[@j1playz309]

😂ahhh yes

[@caitlingrant1675]

does anyone just watch this video over and over because it always makes me laugh and ive watched it like 45 times

[@hazycrust7465]

👏🏼😂 that video made me laugh so hard

[@lorenzallama2916]

I’m 5 years late. Amazing video

[@lenieflores3669]

Wtf, the baby looked like barney when it drowned. 😂

[@tombragz1306]

Im watching this in a cafe and the thumbnail made me laugh so hard i fell off my chair and everyone was running to me saying oh my goodness are you ok lol XD

[@anotheravatarlover5207]

This is the most messed up game that's... actually entertaining!!!

[@davejoel795]

Cook me daddy! lol 😂Daz please do another one 😂😂😅

[@taeler386]

omg the thumbnail 😂😂😂

[@Ozymandias242]

Yay! I'm so happy you played this! I was so hoping you'd play it's hilariously twisted. If you feed the baby fruit 🍉 or the pills, it will make it better. The grabber is for picking up the baby btw 😆

[@jasminegurung9313]

The thumbnail is life xD

[@kazzers4624]

What heartless people disliked the video??? It's amazing how could anyone hate the dazzling Daz?

[@laraxoxo463]

3:20 to 3:40 I died of laughter!

[@alexitorivas6264]

Daz I love all you videos never stop making videos :-D

[@micheleforsyth7650]

Wooooo I'm here in 1 minute do I get a prize? No ok...

[@stormyweather1392]

You can have an onion...

[@micheleforsyth7650]

+brosep 263 oh yay.....

[@Passingas]

+brosep 263 YAY CAN I HAVE ONE TOO

[@stormyweather1392]

Mmm...Half an onion...

[@Passingas]

+brosep 263 Yay!!!! Thank you!

[@yvonnestewart8258]

That thumbnail tho 😂😂😂 Love ya daz

[@briannablackwell1874]

Daz play this with pewds, jack, mark, ken, bob, or wade

[@kaiyleyf7575]

Congratulations for 2million subs Daz!

[@theathea3988]

Who's your Dazzler

[@helenadawson7978]

Omg daz I love you sooo much make more vids like this and do more vines and musically reactions 😂👌🏼

[@iz5131]

Am I the only one who was genuinely creeped out by the baby?!?!

[@Honey.Bee12350]

Daz is my sunshine on a rainy day

[@EmiAcidic]

+Daz Games play MovieStarPlanet 😂😂😂

[@inspire23msp49]

yassssssssssssss

[@halimdyfan5554]

no....

[@Roger-im4rn]

please no.. >_>

[@lilyandmegan2918]

Emilija MSP yesss

[@facefisted]

Played it once and couldn’t pass lvl 3

[@Officiallybackto505]

"who is your daddy?" ohh shiiiittttt! ohhhhh shittttttt! I- my mind is inappropriate......PFFFF-

[@annarose9113]

Day 1: 34 people disliked Day 2: 34 people where ran over with a boat Day 3: I lost my boating license

[@user-ez4ny5kd7x]

You dont need a license to sail?

[@ScoobyEDF]

How can u get RUN OVER with a boat???? 🤔

[@emilymusa5854]

ScoobyEDF just dont question.

[@rainbowpandacorn2214]

*Daz* : I'm eatin the trash *Me* : NOOOOO NOT THE TRASH DONT EAT ME

[@creepypastalover6799]

0:52 HES SLENDERMAN

[@pepsilepsimax]

2:08 pure chaos

[@willowlps5949]

U look PERF daz XD

[@liliesart8127]

I love you, Daz! Keep making great videos.

[@caitlin8588]

Do more of this game!!

[@randomcat2388]

I jave officially watched all the daz vids intill he makes a new one!

[@tonyapridgen8753]

I dont wanna see it wobble.. lol

[@rasazyhere6931]

The thumbnail, I can't- 😂🤣😂

[@finnwolfhardfan3662]

DAZ PLAY ROBLOX PLEASE AND TELL EVBRYONE WHEN YOU ARE SO WE CSN SEE YOU IN ROBLOX

[@simplyalycia5893]

YES he really needs to play roblox 😹

[@jessicacorona5473]

I can literally watch this all day!!!!!!😍😍😍😍🔐🔐🔐🔐💣💣💣💣

[@caralee7388]

daz can you play hello neighbour please

[@nut3ellaowo343]

this is 3 years old im watching thhis in 2019