Worst Dating Fails - Key & Peele

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Key & Peele

Key & Peele

Күн бұрын

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@ComicalRealm
@ComicalRealm 3 жыл бұрын
"Be careful who you start dating. A lot of people ain't looking for love, they're looking for help" - Johnny Bravo
@rainbowburritoguy
@rainbowburritoguy 3 жыл бұрын
That show was my shit
@rainbowburritoguy
@rainbowburritoguy 3 жыл бұрын
Sucks it wouldn’t fly anymore
@StupiderWithAB
@StupiderWithAB 3 жыл бұрын
Well maybe I like doing charity. My satire sucks
@Celestias
@Celestias 3 жыл бұрын
He said that? That's actually very wise.
@disclaimer.imjokin
@disclaimer.imjokin 3 жыл бұрын
Rape us just suprise sex. - Jimmy carr
@ErinGtruthteller
@ErinGtruthteller 2 жыл бұрын
They're Meaghan bit is exactly what being with a narcissist is like. The gaslighting, projection, control, scapegoating, word salad, confusion. It's ALL there
@johnranallo424
@johnranallo424 2 жыл бұрын
Their.....not they're
@tarianna07
@tarianna07 2 жыл бұрын
@@johnranallo424 this not a spelling bee.
@lindabooker3512
@lindabooker3512 2 жыл бұрын
@@johnranallo424 I correct too, but then stopped. Thank goodness.
@elmirasmiscellaneous1129
@elmirasmiscellaneous1129 2 жыл бұрын
Amen.👍🏻
@Goreuncle
@Goreuncle 2 жыл бұрын
@@tarianna07 Rather be wrong than corrected? Reminds me of my 4 year old niece 🤣
@DanPleaser
@DanPleaser 3 жыл бұрын
"Don't be sorry... Be better..." Scary words!
@katleeBalboaStJulian
@katleeBalboaStJulian 2 жыл бұрын
I accidentally caught myself saying that to my son during homework time. I'm a key and peele fanatic
@donnlim6927
@donnlim6927 2 жыл бұрын
Also a quote in God of War
@Agent-KD6-3.7
@Agent-KD6-3.7 9 ай бұрын
kratos
@marieantoinette1091
@marieantoinette1091 7 ай бұрын
My soon to be ex husband says that to me a lot, makes me flinch
@bunille
@bunille 4 ай бұрын
Classic "do better" abusive iceberg.
@some__random8877
@some__random8877 2 жыл бұрын
Peele is such an incredible actor. His micro-expressions are brilliant and every detail in the way he moves really sells each character.
@hornox4life
@hornox4life 10 ай бұрын
He lays it on thick, but so damn well.
@jhbonarius
@jhbonarius 3 жыл бұрын
Oh man, you really got me at "how about we call your friend Erica" I'm in tears🤣
@Viernes-l9g
@Viernes-l9g 3 жыл бұрын
Why the fvck is a comedy skit channel have segs bots?
@jhbonarius
@jhbonarius 3 жыл бұрын
@@Viernes-l9g every popular channel has such bots these days...
@Barit0nist
@Barit0nist 3 жыл бұрын
So true!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@MrSpacelyy12
@MrSpacelyy12 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@crystalserrant5915
@crystalserrant5915 3 жыл бұрын
& out the window he went 😂🥴🤟🏾♥️
@ashleystafford4600
@ashleystafford4600 2 жыл бұрын
Meegan’s “NooOo” gets me every time 😂
@A_T__
@A_T__ 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@theenergyalchemist6206
@theenergyalchemist6206 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for saying MEEgan & not Megan!😂😂😂
@dinganitapela838
@dinganitapela838 8 ай бұрын
that's my all time favourite
@plushtoyorgy6664
@plushtoyorgy6664 2 жыл бұрын
Peele's Meghan is about the best comic acting I've ever seen. The voice & mannerisms & facial expressions are hilarious & amazing; over the top & totally spot-on accurate at the same time. I worked with someone like that
@jonihoppe6593
@jonihoppe6593 2 жыл бұрын
She was my supervisor for about 2 weeks! I couldn't stand how she talked and belittled everyone! She no joke would say don't apologize just do better! 🙄☠️☠️☠️
@CousinCreepy
@CousinCreepy 2 жыл бұрын
He's like most of the women seen on the "Fresh and Fit" podcast!
@SpaceGuerilla
@SpaceGuerilla 2 жыл бұрын
i had a girlfriend with that kind of mannerisms. god such awful times. and i even break up in her house lol.
@OZYMANDI4S
@OZYMANDI4S 2 жыл бұрын
Hes so good that I sometimes forget hes not an actual woman.
@aiai-j7i
@aiai-j7i 2 жыл бұрын
She makes my blood boil so indeed great acting!
@jessewehner7564
@jessewehner7564 2 жыл бұрын
Meghan is like one of the best comedic characters I've ever seen. It's so over the top but so accurate at the same time
@cheeseontoastbrah
@cheeseontoastbrah Жыл бұрын
They have captured the toxic female form so accurately
@cici5060
@cici5060 Жыл бұрын
I read this in her voice. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@NazriB
@NazriB Жыл бұрын
Lies again? Barcelona One USD SGD
@bhehn
@bhehn 9 ай бұрын
"Nno"
@horusreloaded6387
@horusreloaded6387 8 ай бұрын
Dunno, I think it is more of a horror bit than comedy; too accurate, too sad, too scary
@micahisonYT
@micahisonYT Жыл бұрын
“You’re a controlling, manipulative person, everyone says it.” is just golden
@TeccatessVercetti
@TeccatessVercetti 8 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ashleymistletoe
@ashleymistletoe 2 жыл бұрын
"I think we really compliment each other well." "We just did it, right there." 😂
@Thanasis_Koligliatis
@Thanasis_Koligliatis 11 ай бұрын
13:06 She must have meant We complement each other well We are well matched with each other But he understood We compliment each other We are flattering each other
@Thanasis_Koligliatis
@Thanasis_Koligliatis 11 ай бұрын
- You are brainy. - And I really like your boobs.
@totalbliss1
@totalbliss1 9 күн бұрын
"You're not afraid to be brainy and respectful." "Thanks. I like your boobs." Definitely not brainy or respectful.😂😂
@changetocome100
@changetocome100 2 жыл бұрын
Why does Jordan act like a female so well, that voice and mannerisms are so accurate, like i know this girl!!!
@osawagedk
@osawagedk 2 жыл бұрын
Hes aware of the nuances of voice and facial expression for sure.
@changetocome100
@changetocome100 2 жыл бұрын
@@osawagedk Aware is an understatement; we see guys do impressions all the time (i.e., SNL) but never as eerie as this.
@lynnpayne9519
@lynnpayne9519 2 жыл бұрын
I know her too, and she tells me all about how she can't find the right man.
@selmahare
@selmahare 2 жыл бұрын
He acts like an American teen, or one of those American teens that never fully grow into women and still talk like that in their 30s.
@anonymoustree2182
@anonymoustree2182 2 жыл бұрын
Is her name Emily?
@elephant_888
@elephant_888 2 жыл бұрын
“In your your heart of hearts, you know she doesn’t need that jacket!” - Best Waiter Ever😂😂😂
@ErickG
@ErickG 11 ай бұрын
A waiter who offers tips. 😅
@exiszentriker2952
@exiszentriker2952 8 ай бұрын
​@ErickG 😂😂
@fatrobdouble
@fatrobdouble 7 ай бұрын
When that waiter tries to save Andre, it makes my heart swell with misplaced gratitude.
@angeldevilbrea
@angeldevilbrea 3 жыл бұрын
"He's just a waiterrrrrr" gets me every time
@JFMuni
@JFMuni 2 жыл бұрын
YOUUUUuu... have his back? who does that?!
@NathanBanks-xe8rw
@NathanBanks-xe8rw 6 ай бұрын
that was dark.
@bobscratchett5346
@bobscratchett5346 2 жыл бұрын
Megan was like my brothers ex. Always storming off for no reason and he would chase her and beg her to return. She did it on holiday abroad, in an area they didn’t know, they got lost and were robbed at gunpoint. The police said it was a well known gang area and couldn’t understand why they were walking there at night. All because she stormed off. They were lucky to be alive. He flew home the next day and never spoke to her again.
@Alexis_005
@Alexis_005 Жыл бұрын
Who travels with family and a girlfriend
@JosephSchneider26
@JosephSchneider26 Жыл бұрын
A happy ending at least!
@cassaleelee
@cassaleelee Жыл бұрын
I had a boyfriend like that. He abandoned me with a flat tire (that he caused by running over a cactus in a temper tantrum) in the middle of the desert in Mexico. I walked and found 4 nice Mexican guys butchering a cow who offered to help me when they finished. They took my tire, the cow, and me into town and got it fixed up, introduced me to their family, and took me back and put my patched tire back on the car, and bid me adieu. 😂 A-hole.
@HumanBeing-zh1rf
@HumanBeing-zh1rf 11 ай бұрын
@@cassaleelee I have some questions... firstly how did he abandon you if you were both in the middle of the desert? Did he helicopter away or something? You said you walked, but surely he mustve walked too..? so what you're saying is you both walked in opposite directions... Then my question is why?? Sounds like a mutual choice Then there's the cow... Why did they take a cow into town AFTER they butchered it? Would make sense if they walked it first, so they don't have to carry it. Don't even get me started on the cactus lol... Had a temper tantrum so ran over a cactus? That doesn't make sense... Seems like hitting the cactus could've been an accident (which might've occured due to an argument yall was having.) Your story is more full of holes than your tyre haha! Are you actually Meghan?? Genuine question lol
@AmericaLives-r2m
@AmericaLives-r2m 10 ай бұрын
He should have let her go.
@Mrs_Canary
@Mrs_Canary 3 жыл бұрын
The French date skit kills me everytime 😂😂😂💀
@notapm
@notapm 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard, couldn't breathe
@RIJU9285
@RIJU9285 3 жыл бұрын
Especially when Jordan tries to repeat the names of the fake French dishes 😅
@WhereisYunoGasai
@WhereisYunoGasai 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@queenmoreme2535
@queenmoreme2535 3 жыл бұрын
Me tooo it was super hilarious
@Startupsandsushi
@Startupsandsushi 3 жыл бұрын
Best!
@Ms.Anonymous
@Ms.Anonymous 2 жыл бұрын
"But it's your jacket tho" The best frickin line 😂😂 And the waiter is literally my favourite character I love him so much
@howdy111
@howdy111 3 жыл бұрын
Meghan is so manipulative 😂 Just superb acting.
@OphiuchiChannel
@OphiuchiChannel 2 жыл бұрын
Passive-agressive queen.🤣
@magnolia8626
@magnolia8626 2 жыл бұрын
Awesome acting!
@amytrumbull156
@amytrumbull156 2 жыл бұрын
No, really?!
@Riyaanreality
@Riyaanreality 2 жыл бұрын
Her gaslighting skills are ✨admirable✨😭
@Doordashjonathon
@Doordashjonathon 2 жыл бұрын
Good spot mate👍
@jessicascott6413
@jessicascott6413 Жыл бұрын
17:52 Meghan rowing the boat trying to "sort of" get away is comedic genius. It's just so ridiculously unexpected & is hilarious each & every time I see this sketch .
@akumaisreal2090
@akumaisreal2090 3 жыл бұрын
I love how the waiter tried to save him lmao
@ProjectAmoeba_
@ProjectAmoeba_ 2 жыл бұрын
A real bro
@jsmiles3942
@jsmiles3942 2 жыл бұрын
Theeeee best! He tried 😅😬
@Raineydaysanddaydreams
@Raineydaysanddaydreams 2 жыл бұрын
ME TOO 😂
@tameshaterrell7110
@tameshaterrell7110 2 жыл бұрын
The Megan skit was the funniest ever. I laughed so hard my dog got scared and ran off.
@KnarfStein
@KnarfStein 2 жыл бұрын
You're confusing a straight up horror with comedy.
@Mr.Gibbles
@Mr.Gibbles Жыл бұрын
Reporting you for Animal Abuse.
@fl_studio1647
@fl_studio1647 3 жыл бұрын
I like how that french skit was 85% gibberish 😂😂😂😂
@oldthug7624
@oldthug7624 3 жыл бұрын
I’m just surprised it was 15% French words lmao
@cambrie7946
@cambrie7946 3 жыл бұрын
French speakers: how much of Keegan's dialog was actual French?
@fl_studio1647
@fl_studio1647 3 жыл бұрын
@@cambrie7946 i am trilingual i speak French Arabic and English and a bit of Spanish
@BlissfulBluebell
@BlissfulBluebell 3 жыл бұрын
@@fl_studio1647 well congrats? But that wasn't the question 😅
@fl_studio1647
@fl_studio1647 3 жыл бұрын
@@BlissfulBluebell yes i know that realy answers it dont it if you refer to my original comment
@deaththekid2714
@deaththekid2714 Жыл бұрын
15:07 “that was your lipstick on the glass” line gets me everytime 💀💀
@sixohtwo12
@sixohtwo12 3 жыл бұрын
That break up scene at the end is gold 😂 Jordan killed it
@Skrymik
@Skrymik 3 жыл бұрын
They didn’t break up though! 😂😂🤣
@Anita-tl7hn
@Anita-tl7hn 2 жыл бұрын
Andre at the end: "what just happened" 🤣
@wyett123
@wyett123 2 жыл бұрын
Who doesss that!?
@nAme-gx6uh
@nAme-gx6uh 2 жыл бұрын
"So you know what ur problem is Andrew, you keep tabs on people "
@nAme-gx6uh
@nAme-gx6uh 2 жыл бұрын
It is gold tho
@Maheatea
@Maheatea 2 жыл бұрын
😂 The French skit killed me. None of the dishes names meant anything in French 😂
@KuiWagacha
@KuiWagacha 2 жыл бұрын
Not a thing!!!
@Asiansxsymbol
@Asiansxsymbol 29 күн бұрын
What?!!! As a French speaker, their French is exquisite and totally comprehendable.
@TeamCat1128
@TeamCat1128 2 жыл бұрын
I can’t imagine how many French waiters have had to put up with boyfriends trying to impress their dates, having told them they “speak French”.
@heavenlyprecog23
@heavenlyprecog23 2 жыл бұрын
Exactement!!!
@KnarfStein
@KnarfStein 2 жыл бұрын
They must think they are Bradley Cooper in _Limitless_, as he can actually speak fluent French.
@BlueLatte-f3f
@BlueLatte-f3f 2 жыл бұрын
Franch. Speks Franch.
@lidenbrockdecouverte538
@lidenbrockdecouverte538 2 жыл бұрын
It's usually fun to give a ride to disappointed ex-girlfriend
@sirbolero
@sirbolero 2 жыл бұрын
The acting on these sketches are better than most movies out there in hollywood.. not to mention the script itself is top notch
@lune78
@lune78 2 жыл бұрын
I honestly can't get over how well written these skits are, absolutely brilliant. And the acting is just phenomenal.
@lauragwillim1055
@lauragwillim1055 2 жыл бұрын
I laugh to the point of tears. These guys are so brilliant.
@randompromises1038
@randompromises1038 2 жыл бұрын
can't believe peele is both a hilarious comedian AND a master of horror. i've been missing out on this show and i highly regret it.
@myeahonline
@myeahonline 2 жыл бұрын
Meghan and Andre are toxic af but it’s so hilarious and I cannot stop watching these sketches
@NomadUrpagi
@NomadUrpagi 2 жыл бұрын
AND Andre? Girl, how is he toxic? For having to suffer Megan? Girl, wtf....
@kittenmimi5326
@kittenmimi5326 2 жыл бұрын
@@NomadUrpagi what you literally saw a guy acts like that and think that's not toxic? Why only blame meghan? Oh I get it you just wanna blame women
@nickpenaranda725
@nickpenaranda725 2 жыл бұрын
@@kittenmimi5326 we have found the real meegan here😏😏😏😏
@zerne1
@zerne1 Жыл бұрын
@@nickpenaranda725 lmaooo yall whack as hell for tryna call that girl the real meegan. Megan is toxic and crazy. Andre is sweet
@Esothemeso
@Esothemeso Жыл бұрын
For some time i forgot megan is actually a dude😂
@Kinadon
@Kinadon 3 жыл бұрын
Muahahahaha the squirt coming off his hair broke me
@nickn2978
@nickn2978 Ай бұрын
Like a unicornnnnn lol
@AttilatheThrilla
@AttilatheThrilla 2 жыл бұрын
Meegan used her jacket as a weapon… Brilliantly written
@tonytoob4123
@tonytoob4123 2 жыл бұрын
"How bout we call up your friend, Erica?" LMAO
@thomasfernandez1989
@thomasfernandez1989 7 ай бұрын
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...
@GKViddingHD
@GKViddingHD 2 жыл бұрын
19:31 I don't know why I find Peele's girly pose on the couch so funny that I keep rewatching it.
@Strawberriezrule13
@Strawberriezrule13 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, he did AMAZING with Meegan's character! So many small, feminine mannerisms / subtlities / facial expressions he picked up on!
@willian8086
@willian8086 3 жыл бұрын
that white jeff black jeff situation 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@schempgirl1
@schempgirl1 3 жыл бұрын
He sounds like he has multiple personalities
@wtichery
@wtichery 2 жыл бұрын
Why she do that
@wtichery
@wtichery 2 жыл бұрын
@@bagglebob9151 who? When?
@RaneBoDasch
@RaneBoDasch 2 жыл бұрын
It's a real thing...struggled with it myself for years😂
@Matthew-qq9nx
@Matthew-qq9nx 8 ай бұрын
You gotta give the man props for remembering who deserves what
@ironmurs6903
@ironmurs6903 2 жыл бұрын
I wish a waiter told me “Don’t do it” before I started dating Meegahn. No therapy can fix me now 😭 lol
@LAMZ_143
@LAMZ_143 9 ай бұрын
You can always get out. It's never too late!
@nah2341
@nah2341 3 жыл бұрын
The French restaurant scene is gold. I never not laugh watching that one on repeat. 🤣
@Anevrisme
@Anevrisme 9 ай бұрын
i'm french and i understand nothing when he speak french ^^
@natv55
@natv55 7 ай бұрын
I literally cringe every time 😂 😅 I can barely watch the screen when he's attempting to speak
@DeviantMotives
@DeviantMotives 3 жыл бұрын
The Meegan skit was everything 😂🤣😅
@samguy7209
@samguy7209 2 жыл бұрын
The Megan skit embodies how toxic relationships can destroy both persons .
@troublesome1101
@troublesome1101 3 жыл бұрын
The look they give each other before "Meaghan" runs away and th music has me in stitches ahahah 😆 🤣😂
@t474k
@t474k Жыл бұрын
22:06 I was laughing and having a good time watching these, but this part is literally making me cry. This is EXACTLY my ex, which we were together for almost 6-7 years, lot’s of break ups in the middle though. It feels weird that the things that sounds ridiculous and absurd to the point that it’s considered comedy to others was literally my love life for years and years =)) thank god I came to my senses…
@michaelmartin3396
@michaelmartin3396 Жыл бұрын
Same man same, glad you got out too 🙏🏼
@hotfudgecake
@hotfudgecake Жыл бұрын
I think it's like common place at this point sadly , I'm terrified to date again
@sarabennett6295
@sarabennett6295 Жыл бұрын
Oh the no-first-date-to-Cheesecake-Factory syndrome
@cassaleelee
@cassaleelee Жыл бұрын
You're not alone. Been there I'm just happy for others when they finally get out, and always hope they do!
@JeanMicks-qs3pt
@JeanMicks-qs3pt 9 ай бұрын
Same😅
@BestOfTate23
@BestOfTate23 3 жыл бұрын
I was at the mall about 30 minutes ago and Keegan accidently walked right into me and apologizes and I’m like yoooo I know you from Key and Peele!!! I’m a huge fan!!! He was so down to earth and cool haha
@thaoyen6676
@thaoyen6676 3 жыл бұрын
Sure dude
@firozsulaiman393
@firozsulaiman393 3 жыл бұрын
Yea right.
@oTKoSkarzock
@oTKoSkarzock 3 жыл бұрын
same here, he even offered to show me a totally new skit
@creatureofhabit7049
@creatureofhabit7049 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah me too, i also showed him a k&p sketch he had not seen before
@creatureofhabit7049
@creatureofhabit7049 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah me too, i also showed him a k&p sketch he had not seen before
@aiai-j7i
@aiai-j7i 2 жыл бұрын
"I think we really complement each other well..." "We just did it right there" LOL!!
@mermaidlilyrose
@mermaidlilyrose 2 жыл бұрын
17:23 "I can't be an asshole. I have arms & legs and a head" 🤣
@2seasea
@2seasea 2 жыл бұрын
I can't even find the words to describe how good this is. Key and Peele are genius. Thanks for making my day, Im still laughing.
@Mr.Gibbles
@Mr.Gibbles Жыл бұрын
Thank MadTv cupcake. MadTV made them karen. Deal with it🤷‍♂️🤷
@Bobbytheman98
@Bobbytheman98 3 жыл бұрын
Jordan and the actress in the first few skits would’ve been great for a tv show series about relationships
@txrizzy3014
@txrizzy3014 3 жыл бұрын
im pretty sure thats Michelle Buteau! she's also a comedian, theres a few videos from her on youtube :)
@LC-uz6em
@LC-uz6em 2 жыл бұрын
@@txrizzy3014 It is... I love her. She is so funny. She has a Netflix special.
@jjdahling
@jjdahling 2 жыл бұрын
Until the startling revelation that he's been thinking about her friend Erica like *that* and is thrown from a tall apartment building in a sudden twist ending!
@campbell1446
@campbell1446 2 жыл бұрын
Yes! They have great on-screen chemistry. They, um, pair well.
@HPGold1
@HPGold1 2 жыл бұрын
“Do I look like Mad Max in here? Then wtf is water a rare commodity here?” 💀
@KiLovely
@KiLovely 3 жыл бұрын
I can't take that French scene! Oh my God!!! I cringe with embarrassment for him. Absolutely Hilarious!!!!
@Cece-em5vo
@Cece-em5vo 2 жыл бұрын
I literally can't watch it lol too embarrassing
@saibellpamc376
@saibellpamc376 2 жыл бұрын
Yea he got himself in sum deep doodoo
@Handleisnotavailable1
@Handleisnotavailable1 2 жыл бұрын
I always wonder if they are really speaking french lol
@jayrusty2012
@jayrusty2012 2 жыл бұрын
@@Handleisnotavailable1 it’s 90% gibberish
@Handleisnotavailable1
@Handleisnotavailable1 2 жыл бұрын
@@jayrusty2012 lol I read it in another comment. I was dying of curiosity lol
@ardenskylark6235
@ardenskylark6235 2 жыл бұрын
"Wow okay. Its your journey and I respect that." LOL
@KewanaNedd
@KewanaNedd 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kellyasp52
@kellyasp52 2 жыл бұрын
Genius. And the chemistry between these two is superior.
@articulatedelivery5662
@articulatedelivery5662 2 жыл бұрын
This skit is scarily accurate with a relationship I once had. For awhile I pitied her behavior hoping our relationship would get better over time. It only got much worse. Later I realized I’m the one with problem for accepting such ridiculous behavior. Never again.
@MLMLW
@MLMLW 2 жыл бұрын
I read a lot of comments similar to yours of other guys who have dated nightmares like Meegan. I'm glad you got out because nobody needs that crap!
@tompagano9015
@tompagano9015 Жыл бұрын
Megan is a classical BPD( Borderline Personality Disorder) as was Glen Close in Fatal Attraction ( “… and bring me back the biggest shard so I can slash your neck”, Megan). Megan’s boyfriend is a Keanu Reeves easy going surfer dude.
@lede1810
@lede1810 Жыл бұрын
@@MLMLWThere are a lot of men like that, too. Manipulative controlling and nasty, it’s a human disorder. Run away!
@galaxiax3284
@galaxiax3284 Жыл бұрын
Never say never 😂
@Dr.Tinkerpaw
@Dr.Tinkerpaw Жыл бұрын
Holy shit that last skit. I dated that person. I broke up with her three times and somehow she was able to manipulate me into not breaking up with her in that exact way. I ended up just having to ghost her. She started lying to everybody in our Social Circles about how abusive I was and made up all kinds of crazy stories about how I would hit her and people literally fucking hated me. I could never date anybody after that as soon as she found who I was dating she would make friends with them and lie to them and then eventually manipulate them into worshiping her. She was a master manipulator. I run into people from that Circle occasionally. They always apologize about how mean they were to me after realizing how full of shit she was. She eventually had to move away, as everybody started catching on to her bullshit.
@fatimaguilford8645
@fatimaguilford8645 2 жыл бұрын
As an unfortunate looking person, the gun to the head is perfectly normal reaction to uncalled for picture taking
@AkireMaru
@AkireMaru Жыл бұрын
Lol…I think everyone looks unfortunate when they’re taken a picture of asleep
@lede1810
@lede1810 Жыл бұрын
The psychology of a toxic relationship depicted right here. He should’ve listened to the waiter! How many of us have used the jacket excuse to hang onto someone not good for us?
@cassaleelee
@cassaleelee Жыл бұрын
Too many! Guilty!
@dezmondperry6339
@dezmondperry6339 9 ай бұрын
But the thing is they needed their jackets😂😂🤣😂
@TayWoode
@TayWoode 3 ай бұрын
@@cassaleelee from your other comments, it seems like you’re the toxic one
@charlantecarelse3596
@charlantecarelse3596 3 жыл бұрын
These two are the best when it comes to impersonating other characters
@CrossFire20001
@CrossFire20001 3 жыл бұрын
Isn't that all they do...? Acting?
@ferst262
@ferst262 2 жыл бұрын
@@CrossFire20001 pretty sure they do more things
@royalexander2088
@royalexander2088 2 жыл бұрын
These guys are like the Laurel and Hardy of our time they're so underrated I don't know why they're not all over the place
@LeratoM98
@LeratoM98 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao Meeghan is toxicity personified!
@NomadUrpagi
@NomadUrpagi 2 жыл бұрын
I will send this video to them if they start talking about a toxic relationship
@deeriggs3319
@deeriggs3319 2 жыл бұрын
Meegan is a evil genius lol
@tonysmith7632
@tonysmith7632 3 жыл бұрын
I pretty much just go with the flow...and...what. the. f**k. is wrong with you?!?! Classic.
@katebryson6142
@katebryson6142 3 жыл бұрын
megan is such a high maintenance chick very controlling, it was funny when andre was trying to break it up :)
@DunmoresMovieMania
@DunmoresMovieMania 3 жыл бұрын
I love the way Megan so snidely says, "Theng-yorrr"....
@biumailunga6208
@biumailunga6208 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 "I'm going to shower in your blood "
@justicewillprevail1106
@justicewillprevail1106 2 жыл бұрын
Peele as Meghan is dead on. He must have met so many strange chics that he’s got their personalities portrayed so accurately.
@Bobbytheman98
@Bobbytheman98 3 жыл бұрын
“She doesn’t need it it’s 87 degrees out”
@Oliver.Doliver
@Oliver.Doliver 3 жыл бұрын
You know in your heart of hearts she doesn’t need it 👏🏻
@dearismfjohnson7722
@dearismfjohnson7722 3 жыл бұрын
But she left her jacket tho
@mshappyalldatime
@mshappyalldatime Жыл бұрын
didn’t he say 70 degrees???
@VinCeeMuze
@VinCeeMuze Жыл бұрын
I'm French, and the French waiter doesn't speak French at all, I don't understand a word he's saying, and it's meant that way, which makes this skit freakin hilarious. Love those guys.
@bisrat1269
@bisrat1269 Жыл бұрын
😂
@bisrat1269
@bisrat1269 Жыл бұрын
I thought he spoke French 😂
@VinCeeMuze
@VinCeeMuze Жыл бұрын
He just sounds like he does ;) @@bisrat1269
@miriades
@miriades 10 ай бұрын
@@bisrat1269not at all 😂 I’m French and I was like wtf?! 😅
@carolinat5561
@carolinat5561 8 ай бұрын
oh thank God you said that, because I speak a bit of french and couldn't understand a single word so started wondering if I was like the boyfriend on that date.
@Waveluth
@Waveluth 2 жыл бұрын
These guys are so talented!!!! I’ve been watching these two for so long. How they aren’t in a hit show boggles my mind. Two comedians that both have impeccable timing and the ability to mimic and create characters on the spot is insanely perfect. I am a huge fan and wish them both the very best. Thanks for keeping this old man laughing at a time when there is not much to laugh about. ✌🏻🇺🇸
@user-lm8rb9yp6g
@user-lm8rb9yp6g 2 жыл бұрын
Jordan peele makes the best movies of this generation, he created get out, us, produced some of candyman and soon to see another amazing movie by him called nope in the summer. lol he is doing well better than being on a "hit show"
@jackiec498
@jackiec498 2 жыл бұрын
And their show ran for a long while I'm just glad they're still doin so much
@averyh5303
@averyh5303 2 жыл бұрын
I have great news for you my dude :)
@nhabi5159
@nhabi5159 2 жыл бұрын
Maad TV my friend...
@TheTommyboy63
@TheTommyboy63 2 жыл бұрын
Except Joe Biden's Circus!
@rinapop2681
@rinapop2681 Жыл бұрын
Peele's meeghan is genuinely chilling
@AllisonRhine
@AllisonRhine Жыл бұрын
The way Meeghan hisses "He's just a waiterrrrr" gives me chills every single time. Also the way the character's eyes narrow.
@Superman37891
@Superman37891 3 жыл бұрын
That female costume and voice had me dying 😂
@Yliandrian
@Yliandrian Жыл бұрын
As a French person, it's very funny to hear strangers imitating the way my language sounds.
@christellec.5154
@christellec.5154 Жыл бұрын
😄 perso je ne comprends rien à ce qu'il essaie de dire. Mais dans l'autre sens je ne ferais pas mieux du tout ! 🤣
@Sigma_male485
@Sigma_male485 10 ай бұрын
Mama mia
@Ranveer_Singh_sangha03
@Ranveer_Singh_sangha03 2 жыл бұрын
How about we call up your friend Erica hahahaha 😜
@teddywestside8942
@teddywestside8942 Жыл бұрын
I love key and Peele so much man. I love them with my whole heart. They're brilliant.
@thebadguychinli4011
@thebadguychinli4011 2 жыл бұрын
I never really found them funny when I was younger but omg Meegan is genius acting by Peele the restaurant scene had me in tears I’m just starting to watch them and it wasn’t as bad as I initially thought
@d4ever649
@d4ever649 2 жыл бұрын
They are are like character magicians. amazing LOL !
@geniusonyeo
@geniusonyeo Жыл бұрын
I just love Key & Peele skits so much. I could rewatch it over and over again.
@lemonzest8650
@lemonzest8650 2 жыл бұрын
"He's just a waiter" man i really hope people with this mindset end up worse off than those waiters
@marciadecastro7466
@marciadecastro7466 Жыл бұрын
one of the things, and there are many, is how good their acting is, impeccable, realistic, hilarious. keep them coming guys! sending love!
@laurallama73
@laurallama73 3 жыл бұрын
Guy looking at computer porn LITERALLY spraying sweat out of the top of his head!😂😂😂
@EmperorsNewWardrobe
@EmperorsNewWardrobe 2 жыл бұрын
17:20 “You’re literally an asshole” “How’s that POSSIBLE?! I can’t be an asshole, I’ve got arms and legs and a head” I’m gonna quote that one when needed
@ericalinx
@ericalinx 2 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story: don’t ever date 🤣
@ShadowGirl1126
@ShadowGirl1126 2 жыл бұрын
This compilation is one big PSA on why one should not date
@piybf
@piybf 2 жыл бұрын
Facts
@lelouchvibritannia6270
@lelouchvibritannia6270 2 жыл бұрын
Its not like I have an option
@CoiledDracca
@CoiledDracca 2 жыл бұрын
@@lelouchvibritannia6270 I mean you do actually.
@selmahare
@selmahare 2 жыл бұрын
@@lelouchvibritannia6270 Why would you not have an option!? Is someone forcing you!? Lol What the duce, oddest response ever.
@SistahRev
@SistahRev 2 жыл бұрын
Unbelievably amazing lightning-fast code switching in the Black Jeff/white Jeff skit… 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@nancyoyula
@nancyoyula 3 жыл бұрын
Me: Lemme rewatch these sketches, tho I'm pretty sure I've watched all of them Me couple minutes in: oh crap, there's skits I deadass ain't watched before, yaay!
@dantevett114
@dantevett114 2 жыл бұрын
deadass bro?????
@mikeaskme3530
@mikeaskme3530 2 жыл бұрын
I dated some one like that, passive aggressive all the time. One day she was in love with me, the next day she did not know and then she wanted to text all the time and then not wanting to text. Went through that crap for 2 years, I realized the only way to get her out of life was to cut off all communication with her and when I did that she had the nerve to complain about me sending her mixed signals ( in a text of course) did not reply and she has not contacted me since.
@syafiqlightwood4249
@syafiqlightwood4249 3 жыл бұрын
I need more meegan series now😭
@vonvega2413
@vonvega2413 2 жыл бұрын
I love how he shakes his head in frustration during the French skit when he can't say the words hahaha
@idanlewenhoff2295
@idanlewenhoff2295 3 жыл бұрын
i just noticed after watching these millions of times that you can actually se very well in the first sketch the pipes of water in keey's hair lol
@justallah2785
@justallah2785 3 жыл бұрын
I did not see them but it was too funny
@nasirben4112
@nasirben4112 2 жыл бұрын
I can’t get enough about the French date . Damnnnn that’s one of the best 😂😂
@vishnunair7623
@vishnunair7623 3 жыл бұрын
Oh man Meegan still gives me the shivers
@telitacu3530
@telitacu3530 2 жыл бұрын
2:48 how the heck even the sweat spraying out from his head lmao
@schoopinprofit
@schoopinprofit 2 жыл бұрын
The No at 17:10 was so spot on and perfectly wound up 🤣
@eddiemctigue3820
@eddiemctigue3820 2 жыл бұрын
Finding a key and peele sketch you haven’t seen yet is like finding the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow 🤓
@laxmanrao4554
@laxmanrao4554 2 жыл бұрын
Amazing amazing actors. Its absolutely stunning how you guys display emotions and states of mind so seamlessly that is almost impossible to do without being in the real situations. I wish you all the very best. 👍
@allthingstoallmen8912
@allthingstoallmen8912 2 жыл бұрын
7:46 lol my girl makes the same exact face when she's excited about the specials at restaurants😂
@chocolatefudge5263
@chocolatefudge5263 2 жыл бұрын
Adorable 🥰
@____khaali
@____khaali 9 ай бұрын
Aww
@nikkimacaraig9489
@nikkimacaraig9489 2 жыл бұрын
It is funny how Key and Peele does not crack up while exchanging dialogues 😂
@jaaaaannnnee
@jaaaaannnnee 3 жыл бұрын
Meegan gives me ANXIETY
@harryrichardson5477
@harryrichardson5477 2 ай бұрын
1:05 😂 he seemed guilty way before the sweat🤣🤣🤣
@joifulnoiseproductions1266
@joifulnoiseproductions1266 2 жыл бұрын
Key’s French accent is really good!
@sirgeoh
@sirgeoh 2 жыл бұрын
Every night I get on my hands and knees and pray to God that Key & Peele do more seasons/episodes of this show. I am still waiting for my prayers to be answered.
@janethspencer
@janethspencer 2 жыл бұрын
Why do i have the impression that Peele impersonates the kardashians when he's playing a female character? hahahahahaha LOVE IT!
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 2 жыл бұрын
Not enough "likes" and "I means"
@papillonnoir3747
@papillonnoir3747 2 жыл бұрын
@@LindaC616 like literally
@nadyemushota9894
@nadyemushota9894 2 жыл бұрын
The french date always gets me 😂😂😂
@meek5303
@meek5303 3 жыл бұрын
Megen is so mean but just can't help to be attracted to her😂😂😂😂
@beewit2es1
@beewit2es1 3 жыл бұрын
Leave the house once and a while sis
@jakoejchristophe201
@jakoejchristophe201 3 жыл бұрын
@@beewit2es1 loool 🤣
@sladestryder5264
@sladestryder5264 2 жыл бұрын
Braaaaa lol🤣🤣🤣🤣 u wild
@GpOg-j3v
@GpOg-j3v 2 жыл бұрын
Dude, wtf
@NomadUrpagi
@NomadUrpagi 2 жыл бұрын
Wtf...
@HansGruberX1
@HansGruberX1 6 ай бұрын
"Horses?? Worse than horses????" And the Water starts sprinkling out of his head 🤣🤣🤣 cant stop laughing 😂
@Gigi-rg7xy
@Gigi-rg7xy 3 жыл бұрын
When a woman starts a convo with “ Can I ask you a question?” Get ready 😂 I do this to my boyfriend all the time and he knows 😂😂😂
@youngveezy123
@youngveezy123 3 жыл бұрын
Why do you do that? Lol just ask him the question
@Gigi-rg7xy
@Gigi-rg7xy 3 жыл бұрын
@@youngveezy123 To make him sweat 😅 Lmaooo 😂😂
@youngveezy123
@youngveezy123 2 жыл бұрын
@@Gigi-rg7xy thats toxic femininity
@Gigi-rg7xy
@Gigi-rg7xy 2 жыл бұрын
@@youngveezy123 Lmaooo! Get over yourself hunny. You know shit about my personal relationship to judge me.
@youngveezy123
@youngveezy123 2 жыл бұрын
@@Gigi-rg7xy never asked about your personal life.. just said, playing games with a man like that is toxic femininity
@AmandaMabala
@AmandaMabala 2 жыл бұрын
Im so happy I found this channel. These guys are pure talented
@JoyceYeoMakeup
@JoyceYeoMakeup 2 жыл бұрын
Omg. Was waiting for the French restaurant scene from some of the comments. I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.. HELP.
@vonniejoshua8028
@vonniejoshua8028 2 жыл бұрын
It is hilarious!
@payableondeath9091
@payableondeath9091 2 жыл бұрын
💀😂
@NotMyRealName69
@NotMyRealName69 2 жыл бұрын
Meegans bits are funny but when you've dated someone like that you feel for the bf
@mitsuomits9077
@mitsuomits9077 3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe he got to finish saying "Erika"😄😄😄
@j9392
@j9392 2 жыл бұрын
The spraying off the head on the first scene killed me lol
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