Worst Games Ever - London Racer

After YET ANOTHER 'mishap' with portals, Billy has once again been Taken 2-ed, and it's up to Ben and Peter to save him... By playing one of the ACTUAL worst games ever: London Racer. Have you ever wanted to blast through rush hour traffic at 180 MPH? Well this isn't where you're going to do it.
Send your own terrible video games to this address:
Vidiots
Fourth Floor
King William House
13 Queen Square
Bristol
BS1 4NT
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[@cindychung7002]

“Admirality” is a finisher from the next Mortal Kombat where you dress your opponent in a darling sailor outfit!

[@GhostNappa2k10]

Cindy Chung Don't give Netherrealm ideas. Knowing them, they'd bloody do that!

[@mitchell.colbert.113]

Ya know ya did that murder last week? "vaguely" I died

[@slein1055]

So he killed again

[@THENAMEISQUICKMAN]

@@slein1055 THIS IS HIS SECOND WARNING

[@Justforvisit]

Oh so YOU were the victim, I see! Anyways, how's life as a zombie?

[@JSAcousticJuice]

I will forgive MJ for the edit infraction because the audio during that phone call was fucking genius!

[@MrVestigium]

The constant failure to say the same thing at the same time cracks me up every time.

[@dasfowler]

A trafalguar is actually the native predatory cat species of Central London.

[@HalloweenMonarch]

I love the graphic that says 'fk off peter' 😂

[@The_CeeGee]

Michael, you're really doing a great job with editing these videos. Your direction with the already hilarious material is top notch.

[@MrNewt33]

lordkenobi23 I agree completely. Keep up the good work Mikey!

[@jennifernabrahamable]

yes, MJ doesn't get enough love!

[@G33kCulture]

Except that he's terrible at it.

[@disclaimer.imjokin]

16:35 I come back to this moment every couple of months 😂

[@ZER0O9]

Are you placing time stamps on old videos? This is your first warning, two more and you're done.

[@Justforvisit]

@@ZER0O9 Are you commenting on 6 year old videos? This is your second warning, one more and you're done.

[@mattball8622]

I remember watching the SuperDuck review Peter did a million years ago and pissing myself laughing. As soon as I saw this video I clicked as fast as I possibly could.

[@yemuz925]

Ben says: "shitgamesforwankers" Me: *presses like button*

[@yrnxthing]

THIS IS YOUR THIRD WARNING! YOU'RE COMING WITH US!

[@AlmightyPolarBear]

THIS IS YOUR THIRD DOMINO'S! YOU'RE GETTING BUM PISS!

[@THENAMEISQUICKMAN]

I've only done TWO murders, rozzer. Can't touch me.

[@wyzeguy6]

Today, whenever I "Tell Your (My) Friends" about Worst Games Ever (across all 3 Ben & Peter ventures), this is the episode I direct them to. Still the Winninner of All in my opinion!

[@GNOFerreira]

I watched Peter's London Racer video from his other channel and was thinking that it would be funny to see Ben playing this. I was right

[@gravewlkr_]

Gabriel Nicolas what's Peter's other channel?

[@GNOFerreira]

Superduck videos i guess

[@gravewlkr_]

Gabriel Nicolas thank you, my friend

[@TheBrodRoad]

Imagine Breezango doing this in WWE: “This is your THIRD WARNING! You’re coming with us!” XD

[@kevinm360]

GamerRyu7 Then the Usos re debut as a new version of 3 Minute Warning called "Third Warning"

[@MoPsI33]

I am looking forward to the day when you guys can actually name your show "Shit Games for Wankers"

[@daanpeters9753]

As a Dutch person I would like to point out 'Grachtenracer' means canal racer.

[@Echiewel]

Indeed. A gracht is a moat (like around a castle or other defensive works) or an inner city canal. A large straight canal outside of a city is just a kanaal. Adding to that: I've never played the Playstation version, but in the PC version you do the same set of races 3 times but in different leagues, each with opponents in faster cars. I'm not sure anymore if you can keep your old car in the new league or get a starter car in each one, but I think it's that second one. Or maybe you're forced to buy one ofthe eligible cars or something. This is also where not finishing first in a race comes in. If you lose enough points to where you're not first overall at the end of the season you don't promote to the next league, and you get to do another cycle of all the tracks in your current league. You do keep all your money, cars and upgrades though, and you might even get to start saving up for a good financial start to the next league when you do make it next time around. I must admit I liked these games pretty well at the time. Sure, I was a kid, but outside of the original A2 racer maybe I feel like they also have enough good qualities that they can be enjoyed.

[@amfoy5919]

Peter steals and collects pigeons? I'm not surprised, he has to get to work somehow

[@ThatShyGuyMatt]

I've never laughed so hard with this series! The phone call skit was hilarious!

[@EMurph42]

I laughed so hard and uncontrollably at the phone bit that I dropped my stuff. My hubby says, “nothing is THAT funny.” I told about the chase…”did you bring your handcuffs?” So fast saying “I brought my handgun!” And my stubborn reluctant husband said “ok that’s pretty funny”.

[@ZEDDYXx]

I don't remember this game being bad. Saying this before i've watched it incase it releases some "REPRESSED MEMORIES". Edit: Right. Watched the video, now suffering from PTSD.

[@yossarianlives4003]

Maybe you played the pc version, which was better?

[@jamie7168]

@@yossarianlives4003 I played the playstation version.... God help us all

[@jasper1995]

#ShitGamesForWankers!

[@mu6qy]

I enjoyed this game as kid, found this video due to looking up old games for nostalgia.

[@spiderjerusalem100]

For a budget PS1 game this doesn't actually look all that bad.

[@em_birch]

Hearing Ben Potter say, "Fuck you, pig." has aged like fine wine, and I say that with the utmost sincerity.

[@christophhanke6627]

If the Portal Guy is going to be Julez, I will be freaking thumping up 'Til I loose my mind

[@cassidydelaney4318]

If it's Jules I will fucking die from joy.

[@twilliamspro]

I can see it being a yogscast crossover Simon perhaps

[@BritishCookie]

Christoph Hanke nah mate. It’s gonna be Adam blamp.

[@GNOFerreira]

I want it to be Jules so that i don't have to go back to that channel to see if it's him that's doing a stupid list anymore

[@michaelgirodat1062]

Jules is great but I had to eventually just unsubscribe from Whatculture after Tiny Peter and Big Ben left cause it just wasn't the same. That and Scott seriously gets under my skin. I don't know why, he just annoys me and he was appearing on more and more videos.

[@jameswalt1]

Legitimately the best channel on KZbin

[@nicktullett8023]

SuperDuck did a review of this game. He sounds familiar

[@niallgray2070]

The QUICK SERVICE part genuinely made me weep tears of amusementality... I hope this doesn't upset Peter but this was better than his Undue Review, mostly due to the witty bantering of the greatest comedy duo that have EVER lived 😘

[@samuelstannard730]

I guess Total Loss works, as that's the official term for when a vehicle is written off.

[@JohnnyBoi93xD]

Keep up the great work lads! Must've been a sadist as I enjoyed this game and Euro Racer as a kid 😂

[@zoem3667]

"He spelt Vidiots wrong" "No I think he knew what he was doing. And that's fair"

[@aaronkelly3839]

Quick hands on catching that bingo device, Ben

[@GRsTragicM]

Holy cow, I think I had this game when I was a kid. I'd completely forgotten about it but this video has brought back so many memories!

[@yourgameisstupid]

21:18 made me lol. Never gets old.

[@doormatt72]

the very split second at 4:38 in the top right where it says "fk off peter". that was some very fight club style editing there.

[@nicolevarnam2290]

Luv this video. Had to watch it again. Luv U Guys!

[@yossarianlives4003]

The PC version was better. The graphics were smoother, there were more cars in a race, there were more cars available (including a snart car and GM), police would chase the AI opponents and you could unlock a delorean.

[@IamRobotMonkey]

And you could hack the settings in notepad and give yourself a bazillion in price money for coming last.

[@nicktullett8023]

The reason they refer to the Audi TT as the Horch DD is because the chap who founded Audi was called August Horch. He named the company Audi because that is the Latin translation of Horch

[@mr8I7]

I though Audi was a merger between a load of German brands in the 50s? The AU bit is from Auto Union which were most famous for running pre war Grand Prix cars in what was then the closest thing to Formula 1.

[@nicktullett8023]

@@mr8I7 fraid not. Mr Horch set up a manufacturer originally called Horch which he lost control of hence why he founded another company with the Latin version of his name. That original Horch company, Audi and 2 other local companies merged together to form auto union (hence the 4 rings to represent the 4 different brands all merged together). Didn't expect to get a reply on this 2 years later!!

[@cassidydelaney4318]

Jules is the portal guy I hope.

[@konversion]

Yay, I found you guys! Hooray for profanity not being censored! Good to see you two again 👍

[@konversion]

Seriously, though, you guys disappeared from the [name redacted] channel and it left a lot to be desired, imo. Keep up the good work.

[@1ironside]

Remember when this game was first released as "M25 Racer" on the PC. Loved this game!!

[@joostb5312]

Repair=repareer in Dutch so that is probably where reparair originated

[@jasper1995]

Joost B helemaal juist!

[@joostb5312]

Budo Ka yeah i know just a little explanation

[@georgemills-burrows7052]

the problem is i dont think ive ever met a dutch person who wasn't 100% fluent in english so were the devs all dyslexic or something?

[@joostb5312]

Nwah Nerevar probably.....😂

[@Big.Romance]

Peter saying Free Shavacadoo added 50 years to my lifespan.

[@TheTravelHub98]

Would love a hat films vs vidiots game series.

[@fionnburrows2639]

MY GOD... THE MEMORIES! This seemed so cool as a kid, how wrong I was...

[@limeyfox]

London Racer was the first game I ever played on the PS2. When my parents bought me one for my birthday, they said I could use it for the couple of weeks prior to my actual birthday as long as it was PS1 games that I’d bought with my own money, thereby saving proper PS2 titles as part of my present. IIRC my funds extended to a Star Trek game, the Die Hard FPS, FIFA 99 and London Racer. They kept me going until I had Wipeout Fusion, Gran Turismo and Top Gun to get my teeth into. I don’t remember London Racer being that bad tbh!

[@banterinthefastlane6647]

I Liked this game when I was younger. Then again I was 5 but I still Stand By It Lol.

[@jennifernabrahamable]

YAY! Something to watch tonight!!! :)

[@ogshawdy7729]

You guy are funny af

[@HavingFunTimes]

Wow that intro is awesome

[@robsiddall9731]

You've cheered me up when it's most need ,no1 channel, thanks 😊

[@heroponriki5921]

*Sees opening cutscene* Hmm, this game looks pretty good for PS1. I don't think this deserves to be called one of the worst games ever. *Sees actual game* Oh.

[@Jack_1878]

'We will pull you off' dead. Haha

[@AshLilburne]

This game is coming with me

[@RobertT1999]

"fk off peter"

[@bryannorton8945]

Really was wondering what happened to you guys haha glad Cultaholics directed me to you

[@jennifernabrahamable]

BTW, driving school is definitely a thing in the US. I used one to learn how to drive.

[@em_birch]

Here we just had driver's ed classes at our high school. There wasn't really a separate place for it. I know they have classes for adults to learn to drive. I guess that could be called driving school.

[@jennifernabrahamable]

Just Emily I took driver's ed too but the company running driver's ed also had a school. And yeah there are also driving schools here for adults.

[@samtownend6744]

They teach you to drive in high school? In the UK we have loads of private driving teaching companies and we take the qualification at a test centre. But you can take the test whenever you feel ready, even with no lessons

[@bloodywolf9317]

Wonder if Dope Pope has seen a pidgeon yet

[@dylanogg347]

With what Peter's wearing on Ben's shirt, he looks like he's from a Mad Max Film.

[@Sim0n98]

There is a castle in Oxford!!

[@Sir_Psych]

I completely forgot this was a racing game about midway through the video

[@Tautolonaut]

I hope from now on they always refer to the outro as the "spongy landing"

[@thetickcartoon1453]

Dang, that Big Ben was a bigger Ben than the Tiny Peter.

[@dylanogg347]

13:55: The role of this car will be played by Danny Cipriani.

[@sammy61187]

Quick service had me rolling on the floor

[@jamesclarke2057]

Peters superduck video of this is great. In fact his channel in general is awesome!!

[@tomf4787]

Would you guys ever do some occasional "Best Games Ever" videos?...or good games for viewers #goodgamesforviewers 😁 Would be fun to see you play and mess around on some of your personal favourite games

[@shokzmaykill76]

you mean good games for wankers right?

[@tomf4787]

ShokzMayKill I tried to keep it clean but I'm up for a vote 😂

[@shokzmaykill76]

we don't keep things clean around here my friend

[@tomf4787]

Or if anyone has any awful pun name suggestions as well that would be great 👌

[@mrm.acampbell2722]

You gotta love 2000 PS1 graphics

[@Connorthecatsdad]

That was a great catch of the bingo tumbler

[@foxhoundkat3295]

Ah yes just the thing for my bus journey 😂👌

[@Tegridy_Gaming]

Katrina Kregar-Ruck train for me

[@davidcoon1694]

The super duck review of this game is amazing

[@markwiering]

I think it's unfair to judge a game that had to be modified to be able to run on a slow console. The PC version of London Racer is the real version, which much better physics, graphics, more choices and less spelling and grammar mistakes.

[@EMurph42]

I’m over the moon to discover that these guys have been continuously funny for these years I just stopped watching WC. This is the best binge of my life!!

[@ChristopherPin]

Hope you discovered their current channel as well triple jump

[@EMurph42]

@@ChristopherPin oh yes, Just caught my first livestream last week! Super happy that they decided to add a little female energy, Ashton is adorable! I’ve also made a massive playlist. It’s fascinating to watch 4 years of corporate drama turn self employment in a few days. I thought Ben & Adam were just gone & I stopped watching the channel that shall not be named. You can’t keep funny men down!! It’s been lovely catching up.

[@ChristopherPin]

@@EMurph42 ❤

[@charlierogers5403]

Wait Ben's from Oxford? So am I (well nearby)! Also this episode was soo good, just the thing I needed waiting to go home for Easter!

[@211086004]

I remember the Davilex game A2 Racer. It was pretty fun way back when, but I played it a couple of years ago on a modern PC and it looks like the frame rate or something isn't locked. When you tap forward the car speeds of at the speed of light and slams into everything.

[@joostb5312]

Grachten* means like canal

[@SanFran51]

Good Gravy I remember owning this on PC as a kid. It was rubbish on there as well.

[@hurdlegirdle3212]

What a catch from Ben by the way. Hands for days boi!

[@intelligenceparadigm4931]

Ben! Peter! The name is in INVISIBLE INK!

[@bigboimackenzie5836]

Idea for piece of cake episode: make Peter win a race with 99% damage from the start (seems only fair that it’s him given that he was the games master)

[@paulroach2548]

nice little jak and daxter reference

[@colbyriley2295]

"Fk off peter" this is why Michael Johnson is my favorite vidiot!

[@Chasebandicoot]

You should really do a best games ever series I know I would send in some games from my favourite games from older consoles

[@Profile.2]

Always a joy. Never a chore.

[@StRoRo]

I'm glad I found you guys

[@Muppio]

"The fucking M25!!!" -Arthur

[@ethancarter6307]

I miss vidiots so much...

[@oxymoron02]

They have a new channel.

[@oxymoron02]

kzbin.infovideos

[@captainstottie1304]

30:00 mins in Peter looks good with the earing

[@malcolmlindsey1]

#ShitgamesforWankers is my favorite show, thanks guys I had nothing else to watch so I was going through your list of videos hoping to find one I missed, but no luck, so I decided to listen to your Podcast, it was amazing, but then I got a notification for my favorite show ever, so excited. Love you guys.

[@Gauckler11HD11TV]

This is your third Warning

[@maxg2595]

19:31 , NEARLY PISSED MYSELF!

[@THEPUNISHERBRAZIL]

Horrible game the devs was so lazy to make this game, they left many misspelled words.

[@lukeiannello6190]

Little suggestion for future videos, perhaps move the game clip off-centre so that it doesn't get covered by you guys?

[@bigwigglezgamez798]

The worst game I ever played was ps2's The Italian Job. You guys should check it out

[@OPhoenixlRisingO]

BW Productions Omg I remember that game, it was fucking horrible lol

[@ryanmurdoch5817]

I remember loving the game but looking back it was probably shit

[@AngieRichmond]

These videos make me so happy 😀

[@ginaldeguer]

Adam Blampied is the Portal Guy

[@candit8870]

You guys are getting so fancy!

[@smiffy197]

At 11:48 Ben's tyres are rendered over the top of the car closest to the camera

[@thelifeline8830]

9:10 REPARAIR JOB!

[@arrongumbrell539]

Had this game which I brought in Toys R Us. Even when I brought it I knew how terrible it was after playing it shortly.

[@jkk45]

I think the 'Price Money' and the place list jokes were taken from SuperDuckVideos' review on this.

[@TheCarArchives96]

Will Wood Well it is Peter's channel after all