Worst Games Ever - Little Britain: The Video Game

BRITAIN, BRITON, BRIE-TONNE. It is I, former Doctor Who portrayer and narrator of filth, TOM BAKER. Have you ever played a video game so fundamentally broken and terrible it made you want to jump off a bridge? I have. It was GREAT fun.
Thank you to Adam for sending us this dreadful video game!
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[@xenopanda5]

95% of the budget went to Tom Baker

[@josephchambers2000]

If I wanted to listen to Tom Baker’s voice there are 7 billion Doctor Who audios.

[@chrissiwhalley9315]

This is the sort of game I'd get bought for Christmas in my teens because my well-meaning but clueless mother would tell some relative "Oooh, she likes those video playing-station games!" and I'd have to bust it out whenever they came over. Effort appreciated but i wanted Tekken 4 mum!

[@SuperNuclearUnicorn]

Oh man I love my mum but I'd bitch slap her if she gave me Little Britain over Tekken or like the SpongeBob Movie game

[@shawnfields2369]

@@SuperNuclearUnicorn Hey, we ALL wanted Tekken 4. Coming from someone who's played Tekken 4, yeah, its definitely worth it. But 5 and 6 are better, but I definitely wish there were a Tekken 4, 5, and 6 HD Collection or a Tekken Tag Tournament HD Collection... or some kind of Tekken Mega Collection, like they did for Street Fighter, and Mega Man, that combines Tekken 1, 2,3, and Tekken Tag Tournament 1+2. And then, Tekken Collection 2 which contains: Tekken 4, 5, 6, and 7, but the full release versions. Well, if you like the Spongebob Movie game, well, have you checked out the Battle For Bikini Bottom Rehydrated? Because I'm not sure if it's as good as it was originally. But knowing the Battle For Bikini Bottom, it's probably good.

[@icravedeath.1200]

​@@shawnfields2369I guess capcom does those collections because they have different priorities than bandai namco.

[@shawnfields2369]

​@@icravedeath.1200 Yeah; I think they do. But I'm just saying; I'd love if there were a remastered collection of the original Tekken games(1-5; that also has Tekken Tag Tournament 1); and then have another Tekken Collection series with Tekken Tag Tournament 2; 6; and 7. Or just Tekken 1-4; and have the Tekken Tag Tournament games in their own collection; with 6? Because 7 was too recent; since Tekken 8 literally JUST came out; and we definitely NEED Tekken Tag Tournament 3; because there needs to be a 3rd one. I mean; the Tekken Tag Tournament games have been 2 of the best Tekken games. Don't get me wrong; Tekken is a pretty much confusing and awesome series; with sometimes unfair final bosses(Heihachi;in the first is just straight up cheating; Kazuya; after he literally steals Heihachi's company in Tekken 2; actually; I'm pretty sure Tekken is just known in general for having ball busting end bosses; and also; Heihachi's diaper in Tekken 4; and Kazuya's purple business suit; AND you have to fight them both; back to back in Jin's story; as well as Hwoarang; AND Jinpachi Mishima (Heihachi Mishima's father; Kazuya's grandfather; and Jin Kazama's uncle; who was the original proprietor of the accursed Devil Gene in the Kazama family in the first place; and also he's super duper and Infamous for being very unfair to deal with; in Tekken 5; and possibly the WORST boss of the entire series; having straight up unfair advantages; with a CHEST LASER that literally kills you in 1-2 hits; or if it doesn't; literally stuns you so Jinpachi can go in for the kill every single time. I know; it's the Devil Gene itself doing this to Jinpachi; not actually Jinpachi himself; and he even has his own ending when you lose to him; not if; WHEN you lose to him. It's one of the scariest things I've ever seen; like the ending to a horror movie. I almost didn't want to continue when it happened to me. And I went through Tekken 5; and got every characters ending. By exploiting the game and just turning the difficulty to easy. I don't care; you almost can't beat Jinpachi unless you were secretly either Heihachi/Jin; or Kazuya yourself; or one of their blood relatives. Like Asuka Kazama who made her debut in Tekken 5. She's Jin Kazama's cousin. But the thing is; neither of them know this. Because Asuka and Jin literally don't know each other...and Asuka's ending is just dumb. Jin falls into her chest ahem; "on accident"; and Asuka literally uppercuts Jin to the moon for it. Is it funny? Sure; but when you consider that you have to fight Jinpachi Mishima every time to get to the ending; you have to ask yourself: "how dedicated am i to this character; this series; and just Tekken itself?"; or do i just put the difficulty to Easy; and play the game that way? Well; how into Tekken are you? If you're a veteran of the series; that's subjective. I can't answer that for you; you have to find the answers within yourself. For me; it was definitely worth the painful experiences with Jinpachi... especially as Kuma/Panda; Jack-5; Paul Phoenix; Yoshimitsu; King; Xiayou; even Hwoarang; Christie Monteiro/Eddy Gordo(yes; Eddy's in the game); Raven; nearly everyone. Some characters are easier than others. Some endings are laughable; some are actually cool; and some are just bad; but overall; Tekken 5 should be re-released. I know about the PSP game; Dark Resurrection; and how it's basically a continuation of the overall story of Tekken 5; but I never owned a PSP; so I only heard about it; never played it myself. Sorry for the analysis/essay about Tekken. I just love the franchise and it's characters a lot; despite the dumb endings; and especially Paul Phoenix's ridiculous hairdo. And the laughably bad voices in Tekken 4; which are some of the Japanese voice actors; trying to speak English; and failing. Like for Jin Kazama. Not sure why Hwoarang sounded as horrible as he did; having 2 different voices for some reason; no really; during his story; Hwoarang literally changes voices at the END of the story; during his 8th stage which is the hidden fight with Jin; the Ryu to his Ken. Yes; Hwoarang has an 8th stage in Tekken 4. A fight against Jin; his rival. Because he never got to fight him during the tournament. It's super difficult too. I had to be cheap there and exploit kick combos with Hwoarang to win. And he's my favorite character from Tekken. (Besides Jin).

[@lewdogzombies]

6:50 - Vicky (Skate) 11:06 - Lou & Andy (Diving) 13:29 - Marjorie (Pac-man) 19:24 - Letty Easy (Frog) 26:07 - Letty Medium (Frog) 20:33 - Emily & Florence (Football) 28:17 - Maggie & Judy (Tetris) 31:26 - Dafydd (Cycling)

[@cbennett_12]

If Podiots sent you, they've deleted the comment

[@MAshby1001]

Damn, too late

[@AlecDenholm]

Well, shit.

[@The_Farwall]

Damnit!

[@goblingrandma7361]

Nooooo :(

[@danielossege4985]

Who deleted? Podiots or OP?

[@Godeias]

That face swap almost killed me, literally. I was eating and almost choked lol

[@Patrick-Phelan]

To be fair, as I recall, each "brand" of sketch on the show had one, not particularly good joke, and every time they did the sketch, it would repeat said joke. So having each category represented by a minigame you could play once and not particularly enjoy each time... Maybe the problem is that it was too perfectly faithful an adaptation.

[@Siresly]

Normally I watch these and go "well this game just seems worse than some", but this game very well might be the actual worst game ever. You equivocate a 0% score with a game that effectively doesn't start at all. I'd argue that would be an improvement in this case.

[@poisonive45454]

Damn.

[@spotoftea156]

Oh my god, that last mini game... This truly is a #Sh*tGameForW*nkers

[@AgdaFingers]

Actually, there was one more game in some of the versions, starring Anne the mental patient, but most versions droppped that for making fun of mentally ill people.

[@KimiFan2002]

Yeah, even the specific sketch on the show wasn’t that moronic, which is hard to believe😂

[@CTheRobot]

“Alright David Beckham” So many years after that penalty and still hilarious 😂

[@juliusweiss5447]

Also, those shirts of each other’s faces are absolutely phenomenal.

[@speedwaynutt]

hope you are following ben and peter over at triple jump

[@MyWifeLeftMe69]

i've had a really shite day and this has cheered me up so much thankyou lads

[@fatalshore5068]

Me as well.

[@d49785]

You should do the ‘random generation for the next game/episode’ at the end of the current episode. Then you can go into the next episode with the next game ‘named’...and repeat...

[@LunaticPrinc3ss]

that's a good idea

[@jessicamay5598]

Was going to suggest that myself

[@jordanhendrix2619]

Ingenious idea

[@Banquet42]

Makes sense. Can we also suggest ideas for the random game generation? E.g. Names on a dart board, enlisting the services of a seemingly sentient cephalopod, blindfold the third guy and make him choose a game based on how they smell etc etc.

[@speedwaynutt]

hope you are following ben and peter over at triple jump

[@michaelsmith8716]

Tiny Peter 's Marjorie Dawes imitation is so accurate lol

[@MaxKOdu]

I used to be a fan of you guys... now I'm just gay.

[@dylanogg347]

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[@dylanogg347]

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[@speedwaynutt]

hope you are following ben and peter over at triple jump

[@michaelroche9091]

Many years ago I was doing some last minute Christmas shopping with my Dad and I walked into a games shop and my eyes lit up upon seeing there was a Little Britain video game, I managed to convince my Dad to buy it for me little did I know the horrors that were awaiting me

[@aurora5481]

Peter looks genuinely dead on inside by the end of that.

[@twilliamspro]

As i recall the joke to the daffydd sketches was he believed he was the only gay in the village every sketch another gay person would appear in cartoonish gay antics Which daffydd would decry as not as gay as he was

[@funwithoutpants]

Jesus. That faceswap was terrifying.

[@ShevaYT]

I've just realised I've never seen an ad on a Vidiots video... *edit* just got my first ad! I let the whole ad play

[@LunaticPrinc3ss]

they part of yogscast

[@insertgenericusernamehere2402]

I've just got 4... so either this is a facetious comment or your lucky

[@20fortheJuice]

insertgenericusernamehere He's not lucky. They don't do ads. Clearly, you've fucked up somewhere.

[@charlesmoss1985]

Shhhhhhhh! Don't jinx it.

[@Completionist666]

They might not have reached the how ever many watch hours in the new ad policy

[@tazzkame-dono5818]

Peter seemed genuinely hurt and ashamed to be playing that game and his face at the end was priceless. I wholeheartedly reacted with him. That game was terrible. Sheesh.

[@mykaelbriley673]

3:23 Proof that this is the best let's play series on YT. Just look at these three wholesome men

[@HerHollyness]

I love that Peter recognised the tune and immediately said, “Britain, Britain, Britain!” I used to love Little Britain when it was on - my brother (who’s Peter’s age) and I watched it regularly and spent endless hours quoting the catchphrases at each other. But looking back on it now, it really was a load of old w*nk, wasn’t it?

[@oxymoron02]

Same. Always used to watch it but now I look back and wonder how it was ever acceptable, and how many people felt targeted and insulted by it, but had no voice at the time? People who still defend that style of humour just refuse to grow and change as people.

[@ReservoirPunk]

@@oxymoron02 ew

[@KimiFan2002]

@@oxymoron02 I mean, I still enjoy it😅Yeah, some parts of it were a bit borderline, but other parts were just risqué comedy, as comedy usually is

[@calumsanderson6741]

@@oxymoron02 wow.

[@Ryan-mb9me]

I brought this game for 50p not to play, but to sit on a shelf and make people angry

[@shawnfields2369]

Why did you decide to sit on a shelf to make people mad? And waste 50$; dude? Sounds like you just had a shit day or something to me...

[@TheCrippledEgg]

After Doctor Who, Tom Baker went on to do bizarre narrations.

[@DiscoTimelordASD]

I think that long scarf made him do it🤫

[@ChrisRyder1995]

David Walliams says he regrets doing Little Britain… also David Walliams… hasn’t done anything better... 🤔😂😂

[@petrichor2889]

I never realised that was Tom Baker. My, how the greats demean themselves in their late careers.

[@joywilson4668]

Michael Johnson made me rewatch this. Its his favourite Worst Game ever.

[@kevinmason4917]

Interesting, that whatculture gaming channel all of a sudden has a game challenge video series.

[@nickatkinson4640]

Right now this is the series that makes me wee in my pants the most when a new upload drops. Thank you . . . brb

[@Joshyboy246]

12:04 is that the sound affect from Tony Hawks when you do a special grab trick 😂

[@dylanogg347]

"I wanna unlock the Homophobic one, and see how horrendously offensive it is." - Tiny Peter, 9th March 2018.

[@Mrnotpib]

I literally just read that as that part played.

[@dylanogg347]

@@Mrnotpib Glad I could help, random citizen.

[@alexandereden9330]

The funniest thing about this game is that the psp is the best port. It's got an extra mini game and online multiplayer!

[@danielkells6021]

It's not the jokes that offend me, it's the horrendous game design

[@JohnSmith-ox3gy]

Daniel Kells Yup, thoroughly triggered because of this shit game for wankers.

[@somo1ful]

Dude this is some fine art

[@riemaennchen]

For once I am happy that the USK (German video game rating board) refused to give a game a rating.

[@derschmitter9198]

Verständlich

[@adultmoshifan87]

That may be because it wasn’t submitted to them as it wasn’t intended to be released in Germany.

[@MuchWhittering]

Probably because they're the Unterhaltungssoftwarekontrolle. And there is no Unterhaltung in this game.

[@MarquisSmith]

My wife bought this - like you say, the show was inexplicably popular - played it for all of five minutes, and made me take it back for her. Miraculously, we're not divorced.

[@CompaSystem]

How to get alcohol poisoning: drink every time Peter says "gay".

[@richardsmith8787]

So after 3 months I just realized that before they start the skating level while they're talking the girl slowly turned into Shrek

[@ldiego08]

That interstellar reference fucking killed me. xD

[@tomjohnston3914]

Luis Aguilar same 😂😂😂

[@TheGr1IsHere]

This worst game makes the other worst games seem like masterpieces.

[@G33kCulture]

I thought that was Rebel Wilson on the cover...

[@eveoftartarus2602]

To be fair - Little Britain, is absolute shit. That's not just me not understanding the humor because American. I suffered willingly through three LB episodes, and three BBT episodes. BBT was somehow more entertaining.

[@samtownend6744]

What is BBT?

[@eveoftartarus2602]

@@samtownend6744 Big Bang Theory.

[@GerritCoulter]

you guys should do the random selection for next week's video at the end of each episode. Good little tease to keep people coming back

[@lfcspectre4335]

I love it when Tiny Peter and Ben do these worst review game's. Keep it coming lad's.👍

[@speedwaynutt]

Everyone make sure that you have subscribed to vidiots and triple jump both of ben and tiny Peters channels :)

[@andy6576]

3:13 Peter, firmly locked in "smirk mode" at Ben's blatant innuendo there. Good lads.

[@jennifernabrahamable]

"sounds like you've got a lot of stuff in your mouth" "I'm coming" #nojudgement

[@titsmagee6160]

I just wanted to say I've been loving your worst game series. Keep up the good work, you guys are awesome

[@Morshe]

I love how Vicky Pollard turned into Shrek :D

[@FourKingAwesome]

27:28 - brilliant

[@8bitInfidel]

Tom Donlan yes was fucking perfect couldn't stop laughing

[@ChannelyChannel]

"We're going be called SJWs for saying Little Britain aged badly." You'll be called SJWs for literally anything these days.

[@eccremocarpusscaber5159]

James Carlile and Nazi.

[@Soydrinker999]

Well if they're refering to the gay stuff in it, then it is pretty sjw-y, gay people shouldn't be above comedy

[@THENAMEISQUICKMAN]

@@Soydrinker999 "gay people shouldn't be above comedy" okay but to make a joke about gay people you need to actually understand gay people are just regular people and not men in dresses talking about cock all day if Little Britain had comedy revolving around black people, it'd all be about trying to collect fried chicken and watermelon. It's just "HAHA STEREOTYPES" without any real humour

[@speedwaynutt]

hope you are following ben and peter over at triple jump

[@Smartacus420]

Oh shut up you sjw

[@danblythe6752]

So happy I found this, you guys are just hilarious together!

[@speedwaynutt]

2019 they are still hilarious just make sure you subscribe to the new channel triple jump.

[@jasonvallve-spence1469]

Oh my god whoever subtly morphed Shrek into the video was a genius XD XD

[@reyking8296]

So glad to found you again ben! Thank god, I thought tiny Peter had ran away, glad I found him!

[@speedwaynutt]

hope you once again found the boys over at triple jump.

[@em_birch]

@@speedwaynutt Out here doing the lord's work.

[@speedwaynutt]

@@em_birch Doing my best to spread the word :)

[@em_birch]

@@speedwaynutt Give my love to everyone in chat if you ever catch a stream. I never get to see them live.

[@triglyceridet7640]

Holy shit.....that may have actually been the worst game ever

[@blackphoenix77]

I'm so glad that I never saw this show during the brief time that I had BBC America

[@OfficialFingazMC]

Is BBC America a premium thing? And trust me as a Brit, the show was toss back then and is offensively bad now!

[@OhhhMarmalade]

I know your pain. This game is hard to stomach. Great video lads!

[@reaganbartels9993]

This game makes me sad to be a human being.

[@ankhefenra]

That's exactly how we used to play football in school! Everyone just standing still on their positions and someone slowly nudging the ball so that we'd get minimum exercise before the end of the class.

[@jamesc8523]

This might be your best episode so far guy's

[@shadowsofglory]

10/10 videos. You guys are the absolute fucking best

[@BrokenBeats94]

As a kid I thought Little Britain was hilarious and I watched it probably a year and half ago and still found it funny? I can see why people find it tasteless but the whole series is suppose to be ironic and a parody of British culture. This game looks fucking terrible though but yeah I feel like I'm probably in the minority camp of people who still find it funny.

[@Soydrinker999]

Lefty idiots think only white men are the only people that can be made fun of, its not even making fun of being gay or disabled people, it's just a parody

[@diesemautokerl2181]

@@Soydrinker999 imagine how much better the world would be if leftists focused their energy into actual transphobia instead of getting offended at a Little Britain video game

[@bigbadactor5470]

Aw yiss. My two favorite idiots and all the puns I can handle! Perfect. My day is now infinetly better.

[@liamsheen5629]

I was wondering where you two were! Missed you guys and your excellent humour.

[@NoFormalTraining]

Obviously a much bigger budget then they ever had with the other people, look they both have their own lapel mics and a proper set!

[@Kevin87A]

I am so glad I found these guys again.

[@jennifernabrahamable]

this game is just... I don't.... what....?

[@NickManLee97]

You should do the random game generating at the end of each episode to pick the game for the next episode

[@GerritCoulter]

Best youtube series.

[@GerritCoulter]

OF. ALL. TIME.

[@speedwaynutt]

@@GerritCoulter hope you followed the series over to triple jump.

[@AGingerCalledKirby]

Just a thought, if you guys want to do random game selection why not select the next episodes game at the end of the current episode. (ie play little Britain this week, then randomly select next weeks game). It'll keep us coming back for more as we want to see next week's game too. Loving the original content now you've struck out from *name redacted* keep up the good work :)

[@dusting3383]

You should do random selection at the end so that you can get right into the game in the beginning of each episode, and so that people know what to expect in the next episode

[@billycrook3662]

The sorry argument is peak british

[@Sevenigma777]

18:26 Are we going to act like Ben didn't just say the word "clink" as in a combo of "click" and "link"? Lol

[@thatterenceguy95]

This is great, martini and terrible videogames...what an afternoon

[@professorkittyhawk]

Did Peter say he had a girlfriend? Of course he did. A beautiful man like him would have a girlfriend. Lucky lady.

[@captainunderpants200]

A tiny girlfriend, presumably.

[@adamtapparo2168]

Nah nah, a crazily tall giant girlfriend

[@S1lverArr0w]

Think Ben does too

[@HerHollyness]

NumptyDumpty - You’d be surprised actually. Very tall men (6’ 4” plus) often end up with absolutely tiny women (like 5’0”), leaving tall women no choice but to date tiny men. I can speak from experience as a woman of 6’2” myself!

[@lozza821]

Robert Are you a gay?

[@Homerstar]

I know I'm going to get hate for this. But I actually kind of like Little Britain (consider it a guilty pleasure). The show not the Game. I think we can all agree that this game is dreadful.

[@JJJJ-ib9zg]

Homestarfan13 It is very offensive so it boggles my mind that something that aired do long ago probably wouldn’t be allowed to air know.

[@nicktullett8023]

Begs the question. Is it homophobic even though it is written and performed by a gay man

[@AdamTheDude1985]

Little Britain is great fun tv is not offensive enough any more.

[@timothygraham4304]

It was the same sketches every episode. Recurring characters are one thing but recurring jokes are an insult. I laugh at the things I find funny every time I see them but the creators don't take that as a cue to do the same thing again the next week. Can you imagine if every week on The Two Ronnies, they just redid the Four Candles sketch?

[@jobustify]

Dont feel bad, the show was funny.

[@benjames6431]

11:33 I understood that reference.

[@tianascheurman2965]

Why not do random selection of the next game at the end of each episode?

[@RoshDroz]

This game is excellent and clearly doesn't belong on this series

[@snoopyfod1807]

Josh Crossley #Trigganigga

[@RoshDroz]

Snoopy Fod but y tho

[@ExUSSailor]

Stop takin' the piss.

[@jkk45]

Said no one ever,

[@ryry931]

Little brittain for the time was so funny, i think its existance now serves as a relic in time of what it was like back then (even if it honestly wasnt too long ago) and how we have changed for better and worse.

[@ryanjarvis6624]

Would be cool if you guys ranked all the games and add each one to that list after each episode; based on enjoyment not quality, they're all hot garbage.

[@ChanMan258]

Hey guys! I had an idea for you, what if you did the random selection of the game you will play the next week at the end of the episodes so you can still do a reveal and we can all look forward to it

[@skytreeschalice]

I love you guys 😂 you're brilliant

[@DavidGowers]

I want Peter's shirt, but with a #Shit tagline on it!

[@charlieorsomething]

This is what us Brits were brought up on as prime time TV ... a decade later it really does explain a lot

[@tsmith93]

Thank god this game was made so you guys could make this video XD

[@jonbinary8728]

Have you considered investing in a set of envelope labels or even just some post-it with the sender's name and/or handle on and sticking it on the inside of the game's case? Or is there some sort of obscure data protection-y reason you can't? But other than that, great job guys, keep up the cracking work! :)

[@FearNLoathing0]

Gone back and watched this one like 10 times...... thanks for the laughs guys, you are the shit game kings

[@speedwaynutt]

hope you are following ben and peter over at triple jump.they really seem to be missing a lot of subscribers.

[@AngelRasmus3]

OMG that game is so bad but that was so funny watching you play it!

[@jackfootemoji9077]

This video is sponsored by Barry Stanton

[@nathanelidraper2428]

“Bottom enthusiast” 😂😂😂

[@hannahbanana7182]

J I just want to say thank you mum and dad for never letting me watch Little Britain.

[@RobertT1999]

"Can I have another one just to take the taste away?"

[@luke5mith53]

The football to the child's face made me laugh way too much 😂

[@Justforvisit]

31:30 Who doesn't love the good ol' NES classic "Gayper Boy"?

[@adamliddle2060]

somebody gave this game to me when i was still in primary school and i couldn't get past the first stage

[@ar5921]

This is the first game you guys have played that I own couldn't agree more

[@TheGr1IsHere]

i am not sure i would admit to owning a game like this

[@gracekim25]

Magic reappearing Ben! 25.3.22

[@scoopmoose8271]

I agree with the commenters that say you should choose the next game at the end of the current episode. Just combine it with the Hair Fixing Segment.

[@vontosmagicmurderbag2611]

What an utterly miserable game.

[@tafua_a]

How is vomit funny? How is vomit funny=? How is vomit funn

[@dillonqaphsiel7977]

Best duo anywhere.