Worst Lyrics of October 2016 (Busta Rhymes/Destiny's Child/Jay-Z)

[@Jordan-hs5kf]

I'm a strong independent clown that don't need no jester!

[@PedoElf]

Nice.

[@drksideofthewal]

Harley Quinn: "That's my jam!"

[@kenterminateddq5311]

Wow, Kingfisher, your comment got a lot of thumbs ups. Maybe Beyonce originally wrote this for Harley Quinn (after finding out she broke up with Jack Napier).

[@4ll3sb4n4n3]

BluWaffles: your name brings back Vietnam-like-flashbacks

[@IndigoPhoenix21]

Kingfisher's Brother I am slain lmao.

[@Terminado907]

"Did MF DOOM produce this?" I'm rolling

[@ButterStick64]

Im here to see MF Doom

[@DonTheking]

That had me dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@riverscuomo7140]

As a huge MF DOOM fan, that does sound like the type of sound he'd look for.

[@valx5]

RIP TO A TIMELESS LEGEND

[@anotherunreliablenarrator]

Damn..

[@TheHeroOfTomorrow]

...well, at least Jay-Z is only going to steal yo gurl for one minute? lol

[@darruwon1785]

lmao

[@TheHeroOfTomorrow]

Yeah, but that's just kind of annoying. :P

[@kenterminateddq5311]

Stealing my gf for one minute is a good thing????

[@IrenaDeacon]

TheHeroOfTomorrow true it would be so bad if he wanted her for 2 damn minutes😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheDerpyderpyderp]

Boom Bap Raw you on man struck a cord

[@Ten_Thousand_Locusts]

I could've gone my whole life without hearing Independent Women Part 2. Thanks for that RC!

[@thecosmicblueautie]

That beat made me curious as hell. I have a huge affinity for eccentric sounding beats.

[@Ten_Thousand_Locusts]

Lightning Pill Eccentric yeah you can say that again lol.

[@tobinatorxxx001]

Lightning Pill

[@marlonpabello1533]

It's obvious that they were just clowning around on that song.

[@Chrisratata]

Lightning Pill They made the right choice to not use it but I can see why someone *tried* to get the cartoon sample/circus flow to work in the context of *the movie.* The song is thematically about strength but the movie was playful and cartoonish with its humor and action style. Bottom line, they chose to not use it...which proves to me that they realized that what sounded good in theory ended up being a failed attempt, so they went back to the drawing board. The redo was a success.

[@RasputinReview]

According to a 2008 survey of sex therapists, sex is “too short” when it lasts one to two minutes. “Adequate” is three to seven minutes, and “desirable” is seven to 13.

[@mariokarter13]

*Rap Critic:* What did you see in Jay-Z? *Beyoncé:* A billion dollars on an elevator.

[@JJMza]

Lemonaid anyone?

[@mariokarter13]

***** Why did she make an album and not, you know, actually divorce him? She's all about the money.

[@JJMza]

+mariokarter13, *TET's*: Tough-Economic-Times. Can't blame her.

[@mariokarter13]

***** I'm sure she cries herself to sleep at night on her half billion dollar money pile.

[@babylondagreat]

Women love douchbags.........were you waiting for a punchline?

[@bean4423]

HE SAID DID MF DOOM PRODUCE THIS

[@oms7963]

Judah Bellamy hahahha i know

[@SleepFan771]

In all honesty, I can totally hear DOOM killing that beat.

[@bean4423]

Ocean Sage RIGHT?!?!??

[@Dreigonix]

+Ocean Sage MF DOOM could kill pretty much ANY beat, honestly. XD

[@gyui1091]

@@Dreigonix no. There's no way mf doom could "kill" a dj mustard beat. It doesn't fit his style

[@ManchesterUnitedKing]

"what the....did MF Doom produce this?" - that made me laugh hahahaha. Great vid.

[@RhythmGameAddict]

*Hears first clip* I TAKE SACKS TO THE FACE WHENEVER I C-oh wait, it's not that song.

[@SUPERSONICGIRLIFY]

I HEARD "I GOT 5 ON IT", TOO!!!

[@valx5]

LMFAOOOOO SAME

[@DoctorWhoKage]

It's likely they sampled Adele's vocals on that song and sampled the beat from "I Got 5 On It" to use it as *their* beat.

[@uthertheking]

Almost two minutes into Part 2, Beyonce says "How did you feel about this groove I wrote?" She was proud of it?

[@blackmagephoenix9434]

Jay-Z dissing a song that his wife made... He should not be talking...

[@1rockcrawford]

Also, it's been rumoured that Part 2 of Independent Women was recorded in 1999 when Farrah was still in the group. Her being removed, plus a combination of the movie studio saying that Pt 2 was "too urban" for mass audiences, is the cause for the switch.

[@kimifw58]

...None of that makes sense.

[@1rockcrawford]

@@kimifw58 neither does the production of Pt 2, and yet, here it is.

[@marissawolff8491]

What's so urban about a song that sampled from Peabody and Sherman and "The Rise Of The Gladiators"?

[@sigh824]

I feel like it could've been: "Tell me, what you think about this?" But that independent woman part 2? I'm still cringing

[@ryszardsikora6894]

Still not a question

[@Tues48]

@@ryszardsikora6894 "what you think about this" is a question. Saying tell me before it makes it sound more like a statement but it's still a question.

[@marissawolff8491]

@@ryszardsikora6894 That line literally ends with a question mark, you illiterate daft punk.

[@drummr1313]

Wait... did Busta sample "5 On It" AND "Hello" by Adele? Is there anything original on this track?

[@RhythmGameAddict]

It's worth noting that 5 On It samples 3 songs of its own that Busta seems to keep: Jungle Boogie, Why You Treat Me So Bad, and Top Billin'. It's like a family tree of derivation!

[@teababe27]

I was wondering what the other sample (besides Adele) was and why it sounded so familiar. Thanks. :)

[@drummr1313]

RhythmGameAddict I know, right! I mean, there was that R Kelly song from the late 90s that ALSO sampled 5 On It and it's numerous samples! You'd think Busta would find a song that hasn't been sampled yet.

[@Dreigonix]

I TAKE SACKS TO THE FACE WHENEVER I CAN

[@jaym5964]

drummr1313 Yeah I heard the I Got 5 On It sample immediatly,the Adele sample was just ridicolous imo

[@mold3192]

"Did MF DOOM produce this?!" LMAO

[@nritsch]

Worst lyric this month: NO SPOON

[@lordofgiovanni]

Nathan Ritscherle what song

[@nritsch]

Move Bannana

[@williamtimonen6814]

Nathan Ritscherle Peanut Butter jelly. Someone probably used it.

[@datfunkyunicorn8185]

william timonen Young Thug Did. No Joke. T.I. was asked why in the interview. You Wouldn't believe his response.

[@nikeairdiamondfury964]

Grocery Bag

[@mayorofbagtown9097]

I'M A STRONG INDEPENDENT YOUNG CLOWN WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED NO MAN.

[@matshbocks]

Arthur Loucks I'm not offended as a man being mistaken for a clown woman... I was offended as a clown woman being pushed around by this shovenist punk

[@stevewilkosotherchair7192]

@@matshbocks ?

[@tafua_a]

@@stevewilkosotherchair7192 I think it's a John Mulaney reference

[@stevewilkosotherchair7192]

@@tafua_a oh

[@dakotakade3547]

Imagine trying to immasculate a man while claiming you only lasted a minute and spent 14 trying to shove it in her mouth just for her to put her ring back on and go home. Sure showed him.

[@jimllc]

I think Lemonade really put a black note on Jay-Z as well as an answer to your last question.

[@mastermarkus5307]

I never understood Charlie's Angels. So they're like... spies, but they just work for this rich guy?

[@sigh824]

Master Markus I just kinda thought he was their handler. But I don't think they ever say they're working for the government, so maybe they're like private bounty hunters?

[@Ten_Thousand_Locusts]

Master Markus He's private sector like Jerry the founder of WOOHP. I'm guessing since Totally Spies was heavily inspired by Charlie's Angel's.

[@stewieismyhomeboy]

In the 70s it was about women in law enforcement who were unappreciated at their job, so they left to work for Charlie as private investigators. This could work in the 70s, since this was during the second wave feminism and "sisters doin' it for themselves" era. In the 2000s, when the movies came out, they were supposed to be private investigators, but Lord help me if I can even remember what their cases were in either movie. Like, Crispin Glover was involved, I guess? Idk, the films did not work at a film or a feminist film. Almost all women are a part of the workforce, and sure, we might not always get respected at our work, but we have HR departments to help. The problem we do have is that we are treated less like humans and more like sexual objects, which, the Charlie's Angels movies do nothing to fight against. It's just an endless barage of "what sexy costumes can we get them in".

[@naveenmagapu4670]

I read that as spices at first instead of spies and immediately thought lol oh like the powerpuff girls.

[@Ten_Thousand_Locusts]

Naveen Magapu Also a great show about 3 girls.

[@IABITVpresents]

So if Busta Rhymes leaves a mark everytime he farts, he must probably be sharting.

[@valx5]

I guess that’s why he said he’s a “shark” lmfao

[@hakc97again]

"I thought it was a fart sir. I thought it was safe"

[@eddielove9217]

did you look up "movies from the early 2000s soundtrack" this month ? because if you did I'm cool with that

[@leemcdonald1342]

Destiny's Child using circus music. I'm not touching that with a ten-foot pole.

[@andrewpollard_]

Damn, Now I have an urge to watch "Peabody's Improbable History". Thanks, Destiny's Child!

[@Surreal469]

criticize whatever you want. just because you're not a member of a group doesn't mean you don't have observations or they aren't valid

[@mastermarkus5307]

Agreed, he's got to get off of that type of thinking.

[@noriringtail7428]

That's the problem though. KZbin is _filled to the brim_ with people who aren't part of a group, have no empathy for that group, and do not think their arguments through in regards to said group. These people have ruined it for the rest of us. We don't exist in some kind of post-enlightenment period where everyone is acting on good faith, and to act like we are is the ultimate sign of ignorance. Yeah, it might get annoying to see someone tiptoe around certain issues but it's far preferable to the alternative: having to consider braying jackasses as if they are legitimate.

[@Surreal469]

Nori Ringtail going too far on either side is still going too far

[@queenemma5823]

Agreed. Rap Critic is very informed on feminism and the inter workings of it in our society. He hit the nail on the head in this review when talking about "Independent Woman Part 2" (or 1, or whatever it is). I hate that song too. Like, it's awesome that you bought all of that yourself with your own money, but the point you're trying to make gets completely lost when you ask the person (okay, the guy) what he thinks about that/if he's impressed by it. Rap Critic was spot-on in his observation.

[@mastermarkus5307]

***** I like him, I just think he could dare to be less cautious to offend.

[@bunni2583]

That Jay-Z verse is way too reminiscent of 3 Minutes Of Ecstasy by Ninja Sex Party Which is a joke song. And yet is still 90 seconds longer.

[@Madvillainy91]

You haven't done these videos in a while! It's good to see this series again.

[@drummr1313]

I always thought the line from "Independent Women" was supposed to be like "Question: Tell me, what (do) you think about me?"

[@destin3942]

I think Jay Z was just portraying the 60 second man

[@Nostaligia1223]

i still cackle at the "did mf doom produce this?!"

[@Skystar884]

Nailed that outro. In my opinion, this is one of the best "Worst Lyrics" videos you've done in a while.

[@HaterTaterLater]

I feel like Busta's quality when it comes to songs, at least in actual lyrical sense, just nosedived over the past couple of years. I remember listening to his song Calm Down 3.0 (yes, he made 3 versions of one song.) and he literally just filled an entire stanza with his signature "BLAOW" sound, with the punchine being "blat". I was on the floor for like 5 minutes.

[@DrocLovezTooSkate]

"Did Mf Doom produce this" LOOOOL

[@awesometrez4life972]

You was right. Lil Uzi Vert

[@mwesolo1315]

AwesomeTreZ 4LIFE I love lil uzi bruh

[@awesometrez4life972]

My mistake. I wanted him to do a review on it.

[@mwesolo1315]

Oh tru lol but I know he'd just rip on it for being repetitive but it's catchy af and gets me in a good mood

[@bunni2583]

YOU JUST GOT BEAN'D!

[@biscuit8787]

lil uzi is straight trash

[@cypher515]

Entry of the Gladiators, right? Baddest name for a song and it's used on literal clowns.

[@cremetangerine82]

That’s the point of its use. They’re turning a song that was supposed to be about masculine, muscled gladiators and instead it’s being the entrance for goofy clowns dressed up in ridiculous outfits.

[@cypher515]

@@cremetangerine82 That actually does make sense, now that you say it. Basically telling me it's a joke that we've almost forgotten is a joke. (Kind of like how someone explained that the entire point of the Chicken Joke is that it's probably intentionally non-humor or subverting humor, but it's been centuries since that was a novel idea so the point has been lost.)

[@traivyn8152]

bro, i really wish you would upload more often. I your vids are really entertaining

[@imvge]

What's this? A worst lyrics video? This is amazing!!! Oh who am I kidding? We would much rather have 200 more podcast snippets

[@LILBABYN0THING]

I had that Destiny's Child CD as a kid and Independent Women part 2 always kinda frightened me lol. I know the background music is cartoonish (literally from a cartoon) but it's also tense and off-putting, it sounds like someone's chasing you down a long corridor or something. And it just seemed so out of place with their usual sound too, like if Busta Rhymes used it it would suit his vibe, like the wacky cartoon/Psycho thing he did with Gimme Some More, but Destiny's Child? Such a weird addition to the album that I used to skip as a child cos it just gave me the heebie jeebies 😬

[@aphr0d]

YAYYYY YOU UPLOADED I'M SO EXCITED

[@KOLAUSH]

Dawg when he said hey Beyoncé and she said question and he said yea I've got one I DIED OMFG😂😂😂

[@jimbabbbson7653]

IM A MOTHERFUCKING INDEPENDENT CLOWN WOMAN, I DONT NEED NO CIRCUS!!!!!!!!!!!

[@quatrainrap-rapremixcovers9677]

Been subbed since 30K. You were one of my favourite KZbinrs then and you still are now! You've blown up in the last few months but please stop posting the GO podcast snippets. The vast majority of your subscribers don't really care about it. Maybe set up a second channel for them?

[@ToddRodSkimmins]

My other favorite. The editing and this one is fantastic😅

[@PrinceAppalling]

I always though the "farting and leaving a mark" line in "Hello" by Busta Rhymes was a reference to him leaving behind a stench.

[@thetonytaye]

Still a gross metaphor no matter how you look at it

[@hakc97again]

@@thetonytaye that's why it is brilliant

[@JustMe-ql9li]

the last two in this one absolutely killed me hahaha I'm laughing way too hard lmfao

[@CazMeister]

Speaking of cartoons, when will you be returning to the Censored Eleven?

[@elijahtoke6823]

"did MF DOOM produce this?" hahaha had me laughin

[@azraelspeaks]

Being nit picky myself, vid of Jay-Z was "Can I get a...." from the Rush Hour soundtrack. No hate, just saying.

[@Rayn3Cl0ud]

^

[@IrenaDeacon]

Rayn3Cl0ud Gaming question ?😂😂😂😂

[@SpyHunter89]

Rap Critic's done this before a couple times. If a song he's reviewing doesn't have a music video, he'll use footage from another song by that artist.

[@Darkendeep]

Great video my friend. Great material great editing and overall enjoyable to watch. I appreciate the time and patience you give to hip hop music and I look forward to more of your uploads. My only concern would be the reflection of the light bulbs on your glasses; it is a little distracting. Not a big issue still sub still liked. Keep on rocking in the free world!

[@MissGreenAgain]

I'm surprised with Busta's sample that RC didn't call back to the "I take sacks to the face whenever I can" line from Luniz XD

[@erikdweber]

Wow rap critic is puttin' out content consistently this month? Keep it up man I love your vids :)

[@TheGrinchiest1]

bruh, this is literally my favorite channel, please make more worst lyric ever vids

[@Fizzgig73]

"Did MF Doom produce this?" That is money.

[@bloatus7611]

The biggest thing here was one minute man was on the rush hour soundtrack. Why? Why, Juntao?!

[@lemartravis1]

Awesome Analysis brought So much humor to the surface

[@ragnarokaftershock]

That Busta line reminds me of the "smell so much ass in the spot the beat got the world fartin for me" one from "Genesis". I get the idea but do you actually like the world farting for you?

[@roxygaming5968]

The funny part about the "circus clown music" comparison and the "Did MF DOOM produce this?" gag is that MF DOOM has a song called Fancy Clown, but he didn't even produce it (it was Madlib), and it sounds NOTHING like you'd expect. It does have similar themes to the One Minute Man remix, though, specifically the very ending lines.

[@merchantfan]

"Tell me what you think about X" is kind of a question in a different format. I mean, if you got homework and one of the things said something like "Tell me about Columbus Day" or something and you had to write stuff to answer it, you'd consider it one of the questions.

[@Dreigonix]

I'm surprised you didn't say anything about Jay-Z's obvious reference to Akinyele's "Put It In My Mouth". Particularly because you made that Rap-Libs version of it. "Get on your tongue Make like the breeze Begin to POOP But don't give me no Ralph Lauren grin if you ain't down for floccinaucinihilipilification!"

[@thecriticaleffect3849]

Wait... Is this an actual rap critic video? What the fuck, thought that content died. I am a happy man now.

[@Malkmusianful]

If you think the cartoon and circus music sampling in "Independent Women Part 2" was off-putting, wait until you enter the world of zolo, where serious lyricism often collides with goofy musical arrangements.

[@zatoshinasura]

Did anybody else notice that the music video being shown for "One Minute Man" was actually from "Can I Get A..."?

[@Bendanna93]

If I had the funds to pay for a review idea i would. But i know how you sometimes take a fresh look at old songs to see how it really stood the test of time. Just a quick recommendation you should do this with Changes by Tupac

[@djangomarkov7948]

I've actually thought about that one too. Especially in this political climate

[@dynaboyjl.4220]

video is 7 minutes long, first segment out of three is

[@addreinnabean8494]

love the way you break these supposedly artist down

[@ADAJ3KINGANGEL]

"Did MF DOOM produce this?" Lmao

[@EverIess]

"DID MF DOOM PRODUCE THIS?" I love MF Doom but that line just fucking set my house on fire

[@RedDragon-im2dy]

sending good vibes from UK loving your vids and your music brother

[@cartersheehan7440]

i feel like he added Beyonce just to hav that ending line XD but the vid was good tho. good job

[@Raton516]

"Did MF DOOM produce this" LMFAO ded

[@kash7625]

Hey can u review some of Logic's songs. Wondering what your opinion is. Some of his songs are for the instrumentals like Super Mario World (the instrumentals sound like super mario)

[@mazinomer4231]

did yyou mean madlib when you said did MF DOOM sample this? cause madlib is best known for producing songs with obscure theme songs

[@0000x0000referenced]

Mazin Omer MF DOOM does a lot of cartoon sampling like the song hey!

[@khog143]

Or the song Batty Boyz from MF Doom.

[@ndx2k]

MM... FOOD is pretty much a rap cartoon about food

[@OG_Grandpop]

Mazin Omer He betta put some repeck on my mans name

[@SirChristopherr]

hey i watch every one of your vids this is a good one too! keep em going~

[@abdullahbadr8574]

Critic I really like the new cartoon thumbnails, strongly encourage that you change your profile picture to cartoon version.

[@Ashbound147]

How come you haven't done any videos on big l?

[@GrownUpKid94]

"Did MF Doom produce this?" 😂😂😂

[@AsylumDog]

The "Sixty Seconds of Perfection" part just instantly made me think of NSP's "Three Minutes of Ecstasy"

[@thebluearcadian4732]

Have you done the freshman xxl thing? I kinda wanna see you review it.

[@colbyshighlife4215]

I wish you would do this on songs that come out during the month

[@IABITVpresents]

I tuned in the TV on One Minute Man thinking why is this so familiar... and then I remembered its remix was featured on this video xD

[@glittery_cucumber]

The world needs men like you, RapCritic! But I have to say, in Independent Women pt. 2's defence: That was my jam in the first half of 8th grade, so there must be something good about it. Right?

[@xray2316541]

Hey Hey RC, just curious in finding out what your favorite Wu-Tang member solo album is.

[@SleepFan771]

It better be Liquid Swords.

[@mydadshowering2978]

Ocean Sage It always IS liquid swords. If not then I'll guess Ironman.

[@xray2316541]

PS4 Games on a shelf Iron man ain't even GFK's best album.

[@gabisyderas1855]

"was this produced by mf doom?" destiny Doom when?

[@stryderblaze80]

awesome stuff as always!

[@creamskunk]

Love these vids!

[@roxygaming5968]

I was laughing like a big ol' doofus at the "trying to put it in her mouth" bit and then that smile faded RAPIDLY when those last lyrics played.

[@Firemount767]

Hey man, watch your channel all the time and I was wondering if you'd ever review and UK rap artists. I think you'd really like Akala, but if you need something with more buzz then I would settle for seeing a Skepta review XD

[@otaking3582]

*Beyonce:* "Question: Tell me what you think about me." Troy McClure: "That's not a question, Professor."

[@thomaslichman5365]

"Did MF DOOM produce this!?" that shit killed me bruh

[@gabisyderas1855]

did mfdoom produced this lmao

[@jackyvstheworld]

Why were you showing a different video from the song at #3? I know that wasn't Hello.

[@dallaslee8676]

nice vid fam, this was super funny

[@brainson3430]

Are you ever doing a Logic video or have you already?

[@hamzahsajjad6999]

Please do Dave East - Keisha he's on the come up and his story telling and visuals are amazing. Like so RC can see!!

[@LouieV6]

Just realized that "put it in her mouth" line was a reference to Akinyele's radio hit that came out in 96 called Put It In Your Mouth.

[@Raezra]

Could you review either the song The greatest by Futuristic or Too easy by Futuristic.

[@sspipes8739]

I love the Rap Critic. Esp. the worst lyrics. Gah. You're the best. Gah!

[@BooqBeatz]

I was literally about to answer the question for Beyonce. Lmao

[@ColeWolfsson]

2:41 did MF DOOM produce this? LOL

[@thatsthatsgbh]

Hey Rap Critic what do you think about The L.O.X Money Power and Respect