The Top 9 Worst Lyrics of 2015

[@janerecluse4344]

The skin syncopation line is really, really romantic if you imagine that Selena Gomez is a cuttlefish alien who can change color.

[@kenterminateddq5311]

Ouch, this is a comment that ToddintheShadows should of used for his Top 10 Worst Hit Songs of 2015 video.

[@janerecluse4344]

One does one's best. :D

[@nerag7459]

As a cuttlefish I find this line INCREDIBLY ROMANTIC! *jets off to deeper waters*

[@BambiTrout]

Jane Recluse tbf that line is actually syncopated

[@braveguy7942]

And syncopate my heart to your deep breathing

[@tbj5854]

This nigga really said "peanut butter jelly, no deli". I'm done and subscribed

[@angel-loves-jazz]

o mah gawd he wentt eevin deeeper

[@bladebrown8247]

favorite part 😂😂😂😂😂

[@HaPpyGAMeR-oh7yu]

pick language please : 1.English (U.S.A) 2.English (U.K) 3.English (Young thug)

[@connordoesthings8032]

HaPpy GAMeR English (Ghetto)

[@jfizzle1688]

HaPpy GAMeR excuse me number 3 isn't English common mistake bro

[@jimbabbbson7653]

I choose English (Sean Paul)

[@whyme8848]

the mighty god above men chooses his own language (Kanye)

[@nathanshlap]

English(Desiigner)

[@weofparadigm]

I love how Tyga has a pen and paper like his rhymes are carefully written out and not just whatever garbage pours our of his mouth

[@x_VineM_x]

😂

[@taranloses]

lol i thought he was reading his lyrics off the paper

[@bachilles3285]

It could be a combination of the two. Like, he just spouted out whatever garbage doo-doo butter he could think of, then wrote it down so he could remember how he's supposed to sing it.​@@taranloses

[@taranloses]

@@bachilles3285 fax

[@hiimemily]

"Did you see R. Kelly making songs about underage girls? No! He wrote a song about sex with an underage girl, had an underage girl sing the song, creepily appeared in the background of the cover, and tried to marry her when she was only fifteen and he was at least a freaking decade older. Which is... a lot worse. I don't know what my point was."

[@thatisaduck]

yeah

[@_lost_paradise5089]

yeah.

[@gort8687]

yeah we all watched the same video

[@cicabeot1]

I theorize Nicki, Wayne, and Drake decided not to go with the title "Thinking Out Loud" because they heard Ed Sheeran had a song with that title recently.

[@RapCritic]

+Cicabeot1 Next vest thing: "Pussy/butt butter"

[@cicabeot1]

+Rap Critic Indeed.

[@dutchah91]

+Rap Critic I fail to see the problem with this title. This makes sense in every facet I can think of. Stop criticizing the best rapper alive, dammit!

[@djones310]

+Erik van Duyn *Kendrickcough*

[@xxdank_420_quickscoperxx9]

+D Jones fell for the bait cough cough

[@jwanbesande2734]

Bisexual plus Bisexual is four, minus one, that's three. Quick mafs Edit: I have bisexual likes This post was made bisexual years ago

[@petercahill6696]

Now you have pansexual likes

[@munjee2]

You have bisexual to the power bisexual to the power bisexual multiplied by bisexual minus one likes now (2^((2^2X2)-1)

[@zoezoeflex]

Bisexual + bisexual - straight

[@matshbocks]

"And I don't just mean his face." Rip Lil Wayne. And thus, all rappers retired the "Lil" prefix in order to mourn his loss.

[@TheDarrelmcgee]

?

[@jun-hs4eo]

And Lil Pump became Bicycle Pump

[@oblivious8868]

@@jun-hs4eo That means two pumps

[@jun-hs4eo]

Oblivious yes

[@allhailthegrandwazoo]

I watched it three times..... PANSEXUAL

[@CameronShull]

Aidabagel XD I watched it four times, QUATROSEXUAL

[@CameronShull]

Hey that can be a lil Wayne lyric XD

[@Ticketman99]

I watched it five times...PENTASEXUAL Keep it going

[@allhailthegrandwazoo]

I watched it six times..... HEXSEXUAL

[@1101Archimedes]

I'm _never_ watching the video! ASEXU- oh, dear, that's a naughty word...

[@massive2341]

Will from The Fresh Prince of Bel Air: "If we so rich, how come we can't afford..." Manny Fresh: "NO CEILINGS! 2! NO CEILINGS! DOS! NO CEILINGS! BISEXUAL!"

[@crazyluigi6664]

+massive2341 What a fucking contrast, this is!

[@BrokeHomieDTrez]

is that your sn95 in your profile pic?

[@massive2341]

Diego Guccierrez Yup

[@popsoda]

my fucking god...I love so hard xD

[@popsoda]

+Wonder Cuber wtf laugh....I fucking laugh so hard..

[@TheHeroOfTomorrow]

I watched this video 2 times--bisexual!

[@Rainkit]

That means two!

[@TheHeroOfTomorrow]

+AKArainkit "No it doesn't!"

[@crazyluigi6664]

+TheHeroOfTomorrow HERE WE GO!!

[@massive2341]

+Crazy Luigi How about we NOT go?

[@duke86fan]

+TheHeroOfTomorrow did you have peanut butter jelly no deli?

[@thetalkingporcupine2827]

His face when he said "it's called children" almost killed me

[@farsideunearthed1368]

300th like ur welcom

[@realdavidpayne]

I'll never forget these Lil Wayne "These N*ggas is air soft, soft shell taco, mild sauce"

[@JonathanBelloso-tz8mz]

He sucks

[@sheldonj2476]

lol

[@JonathanBelloso-tz8mz]

+The kindred Soul all his stuff is shit and he raps about nothing

[@schess2984]

My personal favorite "Real Gs move in silence, like lasagna"

[@schess2984]

+The kindred Soul I actually laughed at this comment. that wordplay you mention from 6ft 7ft is just shitty puns that 5th graders would use man. Look I like older Weezy and appreciate his impact on the genre, but he is not a good lyricist

[@tsunamipapi1343]

The "Children" part had me rolling 😂😂

[@jimllc]

Tyga's such a weird case cause it seems like he genuinely just wants to hang out with the cool kids, but he never quite "gets" it.

[@jimllc]

+Josh Spicer I take THAT back now.

[@jimllc]

Ghost22446 I just said I take that back.

[@whodatboi2567]

True

[@lancecameron183]

+Ghost22446 - Of course he's a predator. He's a TYGA.

[@piccolo56000]

+Josh Spicer lmfao , i agree , i always felt that about him.

[@LESTR97]

Sexualities now have numerical value Asexual=0 Heterosexual/Homosexual=1 Bisexual=2 Pansexual/etc.=>2

[@kimifw58]

0

[@12KTOYOTA]

Gaysexual=69 Penis h

[@justaneyedeastan4127]

Acespike = 1 1/2

[@BleuFire50]

The Title of the sample should be 'coming (in A minor)'

[@GuysOfFilm]

You.... Win... You win. You've won, everything

[@OttertheAstronomer]

HA !

[@michaelhagood9037]

I think that would be too close to Bo Burnham's Beating off in A minor

[@christopherminutolo9384]

@@michaelhagood9037 *The key, not the felony

[@rblx0879]

r/accidentalincest

[@iamaunicorn1232]

Urban dictionary: ruining words for everyone since the early 2000's. For example, "Dan", "truffle", "butter", and "superman"

[@ashen_roses]

DJ Khaled... ft. Chris Brown... ft. Lil Wayne... ft. Big Sean. Oh, boy. Just add in Rick Ross and Future and we can just end hip-hop here

[@crazyluigi6664]

+MessengerOfDreams DJ Khaled Pranks In Da Hood [GONE WRONG] [GONE SEXUAL] [WATCH UNTIL THE VERY END!!]

[@djones310]

Big Sean actually had lyrics and substance to his songs. Lil Wayne has metaphors. that's about it

[@twistedgambit9084]

+Bob Hill Wayne is good but he keeps ending up in shit.

[@kendrickthecreator7450]

Lil Wayne used to be good. The carter 1, 2, and 3 are all classic albums but after that it's just down hill from there.

[@twistedgambit9084]

+MessengerOfDreams And Another One

[@maverickREAL]

"Bisexual! That means 2!" Made me die.

[@arrionarchie2120]

I GOT TWO PARENTS -BISEXUAL

[@kaiokendo]

peanut butter truffle butter jelly no deli!

[@crazyluigi6664]

Truffle butter jellyNot from a deli!

[@LP-ve7jg]

rap critic looks like a black panther freedom fighter

[@SunnyII3ridges]

wow. id believe it too, but hes sounds very calm and reasonable person.

[@AlexisCarpenter100]

He also knows nothing about hip hop

[@kingkonvikzion11]

+General K1MB0 (GeneralK1MBO) Black panthers were calm and reasonable

[@SunnyII3ridges]

King Z not "Black lives matter" movement. they should take some notes from BlkPs

[@bohdave826]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@riverscuomo7140]

"BISEXUAL!" What? "THAT MEANS TWO?" No it doesn't- "HERE WE GO!" How about we not go?

[@ombrenightcores]

“How many times do I gotta tell that ass to come over?” Bisexual times, apparently.

[@andim.8788]

Does that mean two

[@TheDemonwolf2198]

I think the whole syncopate thing may have been her trying to say that she wants his heart to start beating quickly when he sees her skin. But even still, syncopate is not the correct word. Also she never said anything about skin tone.

[@AceSaboLuffy]

I would like to see him rap so he needs to stfu

[@TheDemonwolf2198]

I'm not sure if that's directed at me or the rapcritic.

[@Slipthorn]

Mystic Dragon he does his name is Masta artisan

[@devonharrell4343]

Demonwolf2198 I was thinking bout dat 2 he didn't say skin tone so he mighta been talking about touchy-feely gets the heart more excited

[@JFMHunter]

?? that's not a viable argument ever. We are the people listening to the music, and we have standards. Just because we aren't platinum artists ourselves doesn't mean we can't even criticize obviously bad artists/lyrics.

[@svenwirth439]

To Wayne' s defence, if I would know about actual Truffel Butter, I wouldn't research the Internet for obscure sexual terms either

[@deathbymazda]

Selena lol. Maybe she meant during sex she'll thrust in-between his heart beats? That's a stretch though

[@LazyAceDia]

this is the only thing I can think of that makes sense

[@MacanWigit]

"we movin' skin on skin to your heart beating" would be a better lyrics for that, then.

[@redwulf1943]

I actually think that she wants to hear her boyfriend's heartbeat because it gives her goosebumps on her skin, which pop up every time his heart beats. Granted the metaphor is extremely convoluted, though.

[@meekjacobs2942]

b illy That's what she meant and everyone knew that. This Rap Critic Nigga Is Just Stupid.

[@Sukuun]

If she meant to say "synchronize", then it could have been her "artistic" way of saying "your chest upon my chest". Too bad for her "your skin upon my skin" was already taken...Jessica Simpson beat her to the punch.

[@Temmington]

"Did the man who invented college, go to college? Hm, okay then" worst lyric of the year

[@RockdaNike]

Ow that hurt.

[@InfamousFlowPk]

Hopsin is good. he talks about positivity. but I agree. that lyric was cheesy.

[@sonofan403]

All of hopsin is so cringey. He thinks he is so edgy it just comes off as adorable.

[@SunflowerLotusXII]

+Skuntank Every once in a while Hopsin has a pretty good song come out, but the other 90% of the time I need bandaids to listen to his shit cause he tries to be fucking edgelord supreme. It sucks because I want to like his shit when I listen to stuff like Crown Me or Pans In The Kitchen but nope, the majority of his shit is "THE BIBLE IS A LIE; DID THE MAN WHO INVENTED COLLEGE GO TO COLLEGE 3EDGE5U EDGEGOD 2k16"

[@whym6438]

$₮imu£₳₮€₫ I'm even richer than Tyga now.

[@KantoEpic]

Waste the money on hoes.

[@icanusernamebetterthanyou3853]

$T!MUL8D Am I cool now, mum?

[@obstacle1667]

Now it just looks like the name of a Witch House artist from the early 2010s.

[@done___]

+Whym I literally never understood why the whole dollar sign thing is still cool. I mean, it looks cool when A$AP Rocky and Ty Dolla $ign do it, but acts like Trinidad Jame$ and Travi$ Scott just look weird when they do it. I'm glad Travis Scott changed his name and removed the dollar sign.

[@roundabout468]

+Tim Hall ¥€∆#

[@patrickracer43]

Interviewer: "what's Peanut Butter and Jelly?" T.I.: "look, I don't even think Young Thug even knows, you're just gonna have to ask him"

[@tafua_a]

MC Hammer was laughed out of the game over much less

[@drfreshey]

What I think Selena was TRYING to say was that she wanted to get so close that she could feel his heartbeat through her skin. Syncopate, synchronize, and synergize are all words that somebody could use to describe that feeling, but the actual accurate word escapes me.

[@andim.8788]

He knows that he just showing how corny it is

[@Idontactuallyknowwhy]

All the people butthurt in the comments because they''re starting to realize that these so-called rappers aren't rappers. They're literally banging pots sounds in auto tune. Sure, you can go ahead and say that their music is good, but you can't call it good RAP music. You can't tell me that "holy shit I'm the holy shit, ramen noodles" is fire because it isn't.

[@juliannepatel5002]

ikr what happened to real rap

[@GhostBoy1023]

+Julianne Johnson dont come on to a "worst lyrics" video and pull out the "rap is dead" argument because hip hop is the best its been since the 90s right now.

[@johncarr7154]

Fr

[@johncarr7154]

Fr

[@kayborndadon4009]

+HiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiPower Hip-hop & Rap aren't the same thing...The pop rap bullshit that's all over the radio, the dumb shit that's popular...that's rap Hip-Hop is a Culture

[@TheMrNut]

WHO THE FUCK PUTS PEANUT BUTTER IN THE FUCKING FRIDGE!!!!!!

[@kjkent.3738]

Leon S. Kennedy I do

[@devonharrell4343]

Leon S. Kennedy low-key its a lot of people who do that shit

[@super_genius]

doesn't that make it way harder to use? that seems counterintuitive

[@kitaster11037]

Leon S. Kennedy some Peanut Butters that have less preservatives (like Adam's) in room temperature the fats and proteins can separate in to a liquidis state and require mixing. the cold of the fridge can slow this process and preserve that pure penutty taste.

[@WiseSageBum]

I do... it keeps it fresh longer... I think...

[@wizeoaldowl]

Meghan Trainor - "Dear Future Husband" Dear future husband, Make time for me Don't leave me lonely *And know we'll never see your family more than mine* Of course, that whole song is worthy of being here, but that line takes the damn cake.

[@TheNomadicPyramid]

+WizeOaldOwl Meghan Trainor is a horrible songwriter. That's all I've gotten - with the except of the song she did with John Legend

[@luisarmenta2619]

yeah I heard that on the radio before and she comes off as a controlling hold digging bitch in the song. Also she lost weight when her last major song was about fat praising haha

[@Rainkit]

I think you'd want Todd in the Shadows or A Dose of Buckley for that song. I think A Dose of Buckley put her in his "Worse of 2015" video, but I can't quite remember...

[@jadafun]

It's supposed to be a parody of songs where guys expect their girl to be perfect. Hints, all the hypocritical lines like her expecting everything while not having to give almost nothing but 'her love'

[@wizeoaldowl]

jadafun Parody or not, that line isn't funny. I can maybe buy the rest of the song as a jab at controlling, high maintenance assholes, but limiting access to a person's family is straight up abusive, and that's not something I'm willing to laugh at. And that's probably not even what she meant with that line, but that's how it came across. The parody excuse can only carry it so far.

[@ilkkarautio2449]

That truffle butter line is truly one of the worse ever. 😂

[@originaluseername]

*WORST

[@user-kl6lo7hx4w]

@@originaluseername this comment is almost 1 year old

[@ilkkarautio2449]

I wish it was that easy, i cant edit it while im using my phone! 😰 Once something is written, its there. PERIOD 😳

[@maxcheese382]

@@play-s-_______-osu another year has passed and the mistake is yet to be corrected

[@HonkeyKongLive]

No it's not. Truffle butter IS an actual thing. The Urban Dictionary "definition" was made after the song came out. You can find recipes for truffle butter all over the place.

[@MythicSuns]

damn it Tyga you made listening to Children by Robert Miles uncomfortable

[@WitchyWhale]

Tyga is so creepy that he makes R. Kelly look normal.

[@crazyluigi6664]

+Ianna Matney Honestly, I don't think Tyga would piss on his lady. Although, if he *_did_* go that far.....

[@spewn2123]

+Crazy Luigi Then what would he sample for the beat...

[@crazyluigi6664]

Mr Random Maybe "PSS PSS" by the Death Grips, if only for shits & giggles?

[@thatonedude675]

+Mr Random It'd just be an endless loop of the sound made on that R Kelly joke in Thrift Shop.

[@poetgvisions3551]

lol

[@TheSpyFromTF2]

lil Wayne has a food fetish confirmed

[@mst3kharris]

I laugh out loud every time I hear "Marvin Gaye." It sounds like the Kidz Bop version of Motown.

[@rayhanakram9912]

You know the lyrics in the video is going to shit when you see Lil Wayne on the thumbnail.

[@KingClickMusic]

Because Lil Wayne is known for having such awful lyrics.

[@rayhanakram9912]

Gucci Glock Exactly...

[@youremad4445]

right? he made me hate rap. he sounds like he's crying all the time too

[@rayhanakram9912]

You're Mad Beast Coast will make you love hip hop again

[@mrsaucey5284]

maybe now days but there's no denying all of the Carter's were great albums. Especially the carter 3

[@daftskullgdpfan]

Still asking myself how Tyga was able to sample one of the most iconic EDM songs and turn it into that shit that we know as "Stimulated" .

[@Jayfive276]

+Daft Skull G Not EDM. You dont call anything made in the 90s EDM. EDM is specifically for the dance stuff you get in the charts over the last couple of years. You call it 'trance' because thats what it was. Please don't re-write history.

[@daftskullgdpfan]

Jayfive276 I wrote EDM because i believe that some people don't know the difference between EDM (disco house; nu disco, deep house, electro house, big room house, drum and bass, dubstep, PSY Trance, Chillout, Future Bass, Future House, tropical house, synth pop, EDM Trap, Tech House, Uplifting Trance,etc., i think it's enough ) and normal electronic music ( guys like Kraftwerk, The Chemicals Brothers, Daft Punk, Jean Michael Jarre, Faithless and others). Please don't try to correct me, I'm not re-writing history I'm just making an easier understanding of my comment to other people. P.S- Don't write about what you don't know...

[@Jayfive276]

Daft Skull G People understand what 'trance' is. And I will correct you, because EDM is a horrible pervasive pernicious term that does not and should not be used for anything except the most recent chart-orientared stuff. So as long as you keep doing that I'll be correcting you. I know plenty on the subject and am not writing about 'what I dont know'. And the fact you are seperating out certain groups from sub-styles of music that they actually do come under shows how little you in fact know. Spouting nonsense from some online guide to electronic music no doubt. tl:dr - you're talking shite. Stop talking shite.

[@daftskullgdpfan]

Jayfive276 Nº1- Go to a person on the street and ask them a difference between Trance and Techno (two genres really popular genres on the 90's) and see what they respond. Nª2- "I know plenty on the subject"- Good For You then why are correcting me in the first place if my 2nd response was already good enough (this kinda goes with Nº1). Nº3- "And the fact you are seperating out certain groups from sub-styles of music that they actually do come under shows how little you in fact know."- Ohh REALLY ... you must have read only the part of the most popular sub-genres on my first answer and then you answered me without thinking .... read a complete comment then you can answer me. Nº4- "Spouting nonsense from some online guide to electronic music no doubt."- No ... only a guy that is pure lover of hip-hop and electronic music ( and won't write EDM because you really seem perturbed by the term) that as some knowledge that the average person doesn't even know. Not saying that is you, or that you don't have some general culture (as you kinda demonstrate by your answers that you kinda presume that, or at least you are thinking that everybody has your knowledge in this subject). Nº5- "you're talking shite. Stop talking shite." - I'm not to good at talking english but i think you were trying to write "shit" ..... right ? Ohh ... I almost forgot ... Nº6- "And I will correct you, because EDM is a horrible pervasive pernicious term that does not and should not be used for anything except the most recent chart-orientared stuff."- The only thing I'm getting here is a guy that is against the "new generation music"... for sure sometimes it can be shitty... but come ON.... And finally but not least: Nº7 - "So as long as you keep doing that I'll be correcting you" - After this answer you won't be trying to correct me, only trying to clarify some of my points in this comment ....

[@jimbogreen7029]

+Jayfive276 wtf is trance

[@fattybuugood123]

This is the guy from black ops 2 story mission...with the African militia

[@jdaniel8459]

Lmaooooo

[@Pain1903i]

😂😂😂

[@rickmar5678]

Lol

[@codylujan]

TANGO SUCKAAA

[@rollsafe9278]

Savimbi!!!

[@zaytemper1210]

bro, who keeps peanut butter in the f refrigerator

[@BornVillain14]

My thoughts exactly.

[@agusontoro]

I do, if not, the heat would ruin it after opening it for the first time

[@nicholasfitzgerald585]

+agusontoro no it won't.

[@agusontoro]

yea, you probably live somewhere colder, regular temperatures in my place are 35 celsius and above, most food have to be kept at the fridge

[@nicholasfitzgerald585]

agusontoro I live in Florida. It's 35c right now lol. And no peanut butter doesn't have to be refrigerated. It has preservatives and sugar so it won't spoil after being opened. Now I will say, considering you were you using Celsius, that maybe you live in a different country than me? If that's so you might have different brands. To my knowledge every peanut butter, even natural or organic ones, doesn't have to be refrigerated but I could be wrong cause my experience only stretch to name brands. But perhaps the one you do use does have to be refrigerated. But I say look at the label or look up the brand of pb to see if it actually needs to be refrigerated.

[@FishTitan64]

My God, that Tyga song at #9 sounds EXACTLY like "Loyal".

[@KantoEpic]

Same producer.

[@FishTitan64]

I checked on Wikipedia, and the producer's name is Nic Nac. Is he like the new DJ Mustard, in that all of his beats sound the same?

[@KantoEpic]

***** Nic Nac does sound like DJ Mustard, but I'm pretty sure he makes video game-like beats?

[@FishTitan64]

+WWTEpicFail Well, Nic Nac did use a "square" synth lead in Loyal.

[@Thomasmemoryscentral]

The Invisible Men might also be competing for DJ Mustard for dull same sounding beats. Remember 2014's Fancy? They practically recycled the beat for 2015's Pretty Girls!

[@lightbear939]

Why he dressed like he going to a poetry slam?

[@arturomagallanes1029]

RDNY ALMIGHTY LMFAAAOO or a jazz concert !

[@Jordan-hs5kf]

All I can think about is Coach Z of Homestar Runner saying, "That man just ordered breakfast in my rap song!"

[@duke86fan]

+Kingfisher's Brother the sad thing is peanut butter jelly is a lunch meal

[@Jordan-hs5kf]

Which is true...but the principal is the same.

[@piccolo56000]

+Kingfisher's Brother haha what did i just read that? unbelievable

[@ZoanBlade90]

R A P S O N G Yes!

[@ewhite5810]

So who tries not to rhyme the most: Wiz Khalifa or Tyga?

[@thomaspynchon8400]

Wiz is da 🐐

[@Drknsl0]

I'm gonna go with yes

[@crazyluigi6664]

#6 IT'S JUST A PRANK, BRO! IT'S JUST A PRANK!!! *DJ KHALED PRANKS GONE WRONG [GONE SEXUAL]* (Those of you who get where I'm going with this, I'm proud of you.)

[@gabrielboman1340]

Don't forget: in the Hood ft.sam pepper

[@crazyluigi6664]

gabriel boman Aw fuck, you're right!

[@TheGingerBreadMan978]

Have you seen h3h3?

[@crazyluigi6664]

+Ginger Breadman And just like that, you won the game here!

[@crazyluigi6664]

***** ...I now stand corrected. Although, you did kind of forget about mentioning Papa John's as well.

[@phoenybean]

SO MANY PEOPLE ARE MAD THIS IS FUCKING GREAT

[@juliannepatel5002]

ikr

[@billybadass8690]

ur hawt af

[@KBfiroo]

Smd

[@memeboi3049]

tru shit

[@phoenybean]

+daniel haynes I'm lelling at your rage

[@jjxr8303]

You're the most underrated KZbinr hands down bro

[@kieranstark7213]

He’s WAY more underrated than PewDiePie, iJustine, Shane Dawson, Calobi Productions and even Lindsay Ellis!

[@caravan-7561]

Kieran Stark calobi sucks

[@kieranstark7213]

He’s probably the worst of the worst, and this is coming from someone who watches Zerex. m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/b37Qo35nabCcmLc m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/l5y2nIuarK6Zmdk m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/q5LOlYx_rtZojbs m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/qnTTlneNa81nebs m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/eqG8nnecpqZrsLc m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/jJOmdGavjNBjbsk m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/nJXLZ6qtmKuFoM0

[@evillynn258]

Selena I don't think that word means what you think it means 🙄

[@GeteMachine]

She better have a talk with her ghost writer.

[@myuneditedclips8057]

Ryuko The Red Stroke Ouch 😂

[@jamesalvarez607]

Natalie Jones lol thank you for repeating what he said in the video

[@evillynn258]

James Alvarez lol just making sure she got it 😂😂

[@CaitCher]

Just proves that Selena failed both music and English classes.

[@t-drizzle8314]

Nothing will ever be as close to my heart as when Gucci claimed that the lean had him leaning like the Eiffel Tower 😂

[@thejustinoshow7908]

"Did the guy who invented college go to college?" -Hopsin. #Woke

[@elijahstiles3012]

that was one of the dumbest lyrics in history

[@OGCEPUK]

+Elijah Stiles let me guess, you're an 11 year old white American who thinks big sean's a god

[@elijahstiles3012]

+OGCEPUK no I just have common sense. and big sean isn't a God but at least he's original

[@jamesmyrick1943]

nah he didn't. #Woke

[@elijahstiles3012]

+James Myrick fr lol that's like saying "did the guy who invented calculators use them before the concept was conceived"

[@hudsonja]

Kendrick Lamar, Logic, Earl Sweatshirt... Lyrics you can actually understand and make sense of.

[@coltontaylor675]

Logic trash Earl god Kendrick alright

[@zenithunakkn8715]

+Colton Taylor Logic is better than you will ever be

[@ruhhmoan9625]

+Colton Taylor Logic isn't trash bruh

[@mralldayiskate100]

truth

[@ssjsonyt4096]

+Colton Taylor Logic isn't trash, Kendrick is the goat.

[@kthree100]

I was wondering when someone would recognise dj khaleds acting talent

[@bottomsupbass]

Kenneth Kafunya i think hes the most annoying human on the planet. im sure people like him but he just gets under my skin

[@zackbragiins9205]

First time watching you. SUBSCRIBED

[@s4494r]

samee

[@fatalstance9076]

same

[@GDL364]

same

[@simbaweakassfuckgrovestree2425]

+Imani Etay same!

[@joe.m5578]

Same

[@ZanraiKid]

The worst part about "Peanut Butter Jelly" is there was a song this year that made proper use of the metaphor with the same title. Swedish electronic duo Galantis released "Peanut Butter Jelly", a song about mad rave sex at a chateau complete with stock air horn sound effect #34,657. What give that song some semblance of sense is the lyric: "Spread it like peanut butter jelly Do it like I owe you some money" Also, heaven forbid a song about sex in modern culture be allowed to have a beat you can dance to that feels like you can dance to it that isn't "Get Lucky" by Daft Punk. Because you can and should dance to this, thanks to a fantastic sample of Bettye Swann's "Kiss My Love Goodbye". The metaphor is direct enough where your mind doesn't wander, thinking about PB&J rule 34. Despite the song constantly telling you to "visualize it", there's no real ambiguity. Either that, or my theory that "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" was the first big trap hit of the Internet age is closer in truth than I thought..

[@Thomasmemoryscentral]

What do you mean about PB & J Rule 34?

[@ZanraiKid]

***** Rule 34 is an Internet joke about how everything can be turned into porn.

[@Thomasmemoryscentral]

ZanraiKid Oh I know what that means. I just got a bit confused since I heard of some furry characters named Peanut Butter & Jelly

[@coltafanan]

I think what Selena Gomez meant to say was put whatever skin she has next to his chest where she can feel his heart beat. Not exactly synchronization, but it's the closest I can gather.

[@aimarrodriguez4955]

Paul Rafanan I actually think she meant the word. Like when two people have sex their bodies don't go up at down at the same time, one goes up one goes down, like an off beat tempo.

[@tact1calbanana388]

at 5:45 the makeup would be from the girls face lol

[@uo101]

Tact1cal Banana or her lipstick

[@ndiekwere6027]

I use to use truffle butter on my scrambled eggs and mushrooms on Sunday mornings.Now i just can't without thinking about.... you know. That tradition is over now, smh.

[@ndiekwere6027]

No its not.

[@ElevatedSavage]

+Ndi EKWERE is it good

[@ndiekwere6027]

Not anymore. Those lyrics killed it.

[@ndiekwere6027]

Not anymore. Those lyrics killed it.

[@henryzolnier-walker8767]

"All I can do is laugh, all I can do is laugh." This Joker origin story is weird. Also, Peanut Butter Jelly sounds like a drunk telling a story about a palace coup.

[@briannanicole9550]

Tyga said "looking in the mirror like I wish I could D me" lol Just saying.

[@debbiemarie7771]

who puts Peter Pan in the fridge?

[@anon877]

Debbie Marie ikr wtf lol how r u supposed to spread it

[@mxxxw4529]

Bro u ask the real questions!!

[@piyakhebisonii1001]

Finally! Somebody who is asking the REAL questions!!

[@Seebu]

Lost boys.

[@Theaikro]

People who dont eat it 😂

[@SpongeTheKid]

T.I. sounds high in that interview

[@-rayrice-akasting1431]

+SpongeTheKid T.I is underrated.

[@stuartkeating6508]

+How you gonna talk shet to dierrhea Future Punch GAwd KING aka REEZY Ray Rice That's irrelevant...

[@-rayrice-akasting1431]

Stuart Keating no it's not

[@RoseB45]

+SpongeTheKid He was probably high when he did peanut butter jelly with Young Thug.

[@RenjiMaili]

"No ceilings! Bisexual!" And that's when you need to stop buying your friend weed, cars, plane tickets and getting him bitches and instead get this son of a bitch a word a day calendar. There has to be a better way to express the number two, which I think that's what he was going for, then basically saying you're a switch hitter unless I have completely misunderstood Wayne's music all these years. Also, its nice of Young Thug to pick up the baton from Wayne and attempt to raise the bar of mediocrity (or beat hip hop to death with it. whichever you prefer to see it as). But it is unfortunate that Wayne is constantly attempting to wrestle it back from him.

[@crazyluigi6664]

+RenjiMaili No Ceilings! Deux! No Ceilings! Zwei!

[@DJ_BoomBear]

+Crazy Luigi no celings! Ni! (thats japanese for 2)

[@belias360]

+RenjiMaili I'm confused. What the hell does "no ceilings" have to do with the number two?

[@Rainkit]

Also, what does he mean by that?

[@EriksV99]

+belias360 It's just a name of a mixtape, it seems there's nothing else.

[@Hachiae]

you remind me of the nostalgia critic, you my friend earned a sub.

[@ZoanBlade90]

+dxjohncenacaz I can see it. He's entertaining, and he comes off like he know what he's talking about and I find many of his videos interesting. (I like learning the history behind certain artists or songs.)

[@carmend1665]

This video was enjoyable and I might look into subbing this guy. However you can't ignore two glaring truths; the reason he elevates women so high is in hopes to compete against the white male women prefer. He's also talking smack about music artists who are worth millions. These artists make more money than his home is worth from doing one show.

[@spiralshit05]

wow It's funny how I thought the same thing especially when he was mentioning R.Kelly shits lol

[@ZoanBlade90]

EtherCalm95 I know, right? If anything, they are MORE likely to GET criticized.

[@adamtorua8743]

Same what I thought!

[@MyWilliamjunior]

I think that the Selena Gomez' one, was meant as if she was going to make his heart skip a beat, with the texture, or touch of her skin...

[@moto4381]

"Peanut butter jelly is a term that refers to having sex with a black girl and finding out she is on her period" - Me

[@dbonez547]

Sadly all people listen to now is the beats and don't care about the lyrics

[@SomeoneFarted]

D BONEZ Uh oh we gotta Logic fan

[@montov5]

Hayden Smart lol

[@devonharrell4343]

D BONEZ you are 200% wrong are you even aware that as you wrote the comment people only listen to the beat these days you are watching a video where you specifically are listening to the words and if you and the at least AT LEAST 1'000 people who watched did the same damn thing just to see if they could criticize the words or see if they like the song do please think before you speak next time you sad sad fucking idiot now if you would have said some people or most people only listen to the beat I wouldn't even have replied to this comment but your idiocy intrigued me!!

[@dbonez547]

Devon Harrell ok first of all you can't be 200% wrong and second my argument stands as is, I said that people only listen to beats therfore these trash rappers can get away with saying stupid shit and be praised for it because the beats back the whole entire song up, please you think before you say anything cause I just made you look like a fool for even remotely trying to defend these rappers

[@devonharrell4343]

First I ain't defending these rappers second I used 200% as a figure of speech third we still listen to da words of every song and dont even for one second think we don't because if I stood my ass right there where any one of these rappers stood and rapped good to a fire ass beat do you think I would be praised for that shit no its the same with these rappers the entire song will not be perfect you said and I quote beats back up the whole song well I got something to tell you words back up the beat for the song vice versa if these two roles didn't intertwine we probably would only listen to beats which some people choose to do so I need you to explain to me how you made me look like a fool

[@V4Now]

"BiSEXUAL!" damn near woke up the neighbors after that one XD

[@sonikku956]

Man you can really tell who's a fan from his blip/Channel Awesome days, and who are new fans from KZbin. This isn't a bad thing.

[@crazyluigi6664]

Yep!

[@matthewhellmers225]

1:23 "You are you... What are you? A fucking idiot?" Lmao

[@cloudstrife4534]

Children by Robert Miles is one of my favorite trance songs, and Tyga had to ruin it by using it as the beat to his sex song about a previously underaged Kylie Jenner... :/

[@-rayrice-akasting1431]

+cloudstrife4534 he improved it

[@cloudstrife4534]

+How you gonna talk shet to dierrhea Future Punch GAwd KING aka REEZY Ray Rice Haha nope.

[@-rayrice-akasting1431]

cloudstrife4534 he made it relate able to kids

[@radiofiendify]

+cloudstrife4534 There is a song by a British artist named Dot Rotten that samples Robert Miles called Overload. It might be worth checking out if you wish.

[@cloudstrife4534]

+radiofiendify That was an awesome song! He took the sample and added some terrific new beats and lyrics to it! Thanks for the recommendation!

[@CaitCher]

Pop music pisses me off for a lot of reasons. That year just made me want to vomit.

[@patricklauer4452]

Cait Cher I thought 2015 was a pretty good year for pop music there were probably like 10 or 5 songs that I wish didn’t exist that year

[@patricklauer4452]

Then again I love in Australia sooooooooooooo 😬

[@patricklauer4452]

I hated Marvin Gaye the second I heard thank god everyone’s forgotten about that song now hopefully

[@gabrielgiacomelli4922]

You are generalizing pop music as a whole, pop music can have its lows but most are highs

[@godli6063]

Gabriel Giacomelli yeah Kendrick and big Sean had a great year

[@Radicalglitch]

I'm new to your channel i love it!

[@Radicalglitch]

BTW you kinda look like dennis from far cry 3

[@UhhhMir]

Luuk Hendriks lmao Denis really

[@Radicalglitch]

Idk why XD

[@Indi1247]

bored kid gaming Productions same

[@DarkdustDragon]

I feel like Peanut Butter Jelly was probably inspired by the meme

[@DarkdustDragon]

***** It's not like rappers are always on the pulse of what's relevant. He probably found it online and didn't realise how old it was.

[@NihilNick]

+UncreativeUser182 "I nyan catted on her pussy"

[@DarkdustDragon]

***** There is a slight possibility.

[@Thepoltergiest101]

+UncreativeUser182 Remember when T.I. made "Live Your Life"? A song that sampled Numa Numa about 5 years after it was relevant.

[@yadidimeanmaine]

+DarkdustDragon Does that mean we can beat him with a baseball bat?

[@CazMeister]

"Ceilings and bisexuality are similar right? Cool, let's use that for a joke about two!" I can think of another thing i'd refer this song to in regards to two... but I do try to avoid poop jokes.

[@atrasstoumay]

thugga makes a reference to an old meme called peanut butter jelly time, which stands for breakfast.

[@SiegePerilousEsauMaltomite]

Dude you are beyond great.

[@lagbender9538]

I'll rap in binary code and still be better than young thug lol

[@ofwgkta42]

your music would definitely be more unique lol

[@brad6546]

Bender Bending Rodriguez that's actually a good idea

[@brad6546]

***** yeah 0's and 1's and stuff

[@yesyes5912]

Strangle Young thug in the future with like 2chains.

[@princemalibu111thedoneveli6]

W

[@laddbarrett9444]

5 years later and we still bumping Thug and Future LOL

[@romaretaylor9953]

Young thug did improve tho in lyrics and melodies

[@Dreigonix]

So... Americans feel justified in claiming that all anime is child pornography, but a rapper can release a song outright flaunting his pedophilia (or ephebophilia) and it's perfectly fine? You can rot in jail, Tyga.

[@NyQuilDonut]

Who the hell says all anime is child porn?? I've never heard a single person ever say this.

[@annafreed5803]

0:58 same energy as that scene in Parks and Rec where Jean Ralphio raps “K to the N to the O-P-E she’s the dopest shawty in all of Pawnee... Indiana”

[@courtneyelle8247]

holy shit the last few minutes of this video is amazing

[@josiahmycousin]

right?

[@freshjnew]

rap critic would be great at cinemasins

[@BradShadowCrystal]

What about nostalgia critic?

[@CasaiAgicap]

rap song does not contain a lapdance

[@Dreigonix]

Don’t compare Rap Critic to that disgrace to film “criticism”. >.>

[@1101Archimedes]

They're not reviewers; they're assholes. Rap Critic and CinemaSins are incomparable due to a difference in genre, not quality.

[@shawdowclone]

1101Archimedes No, they are comparable, because either one is criticizing some form of media. But Rap Critic provides true facts with jokes where CinemaSins makes jokes out of any little thing and calls it sin, making it unjust and meaningless.

[@axeledongo7846]

man I really love how you try to make rappers smarter keep it up

[@JonathanLedbetter]

8:14 So Tyga wrote "$timulated" about his relationship with Kylie Jenner when she was underage... and he sampled a song by Robert Miles called "Children"... 👀 Edit: I'm SO glad RC mentioned that. Edit 2: I should point out that I immediately knew the sample because I was alive in 1996 and that song was one of my favorites that year. So fuck Tyga for ruining it for me with his gross song.

[@DiarraHarris]

"It feels good when it looks good!" I wonder how many people say that after getting caught doing something?

[@juliettemacdonald4993]

HA! This is the first video of yours and I love this one SO MUCH...I can't move on to watch new ones!!!😂 That IS AN COMPLIMENT! The more I watch it- the louder I laugh! And the more I love it!!!

[@DemonmachinE]

Peanut Butter Jelly... I think he just randomly remembered that fuckin' meme video from back before memes were called memes and stole it.

[@rusty.scythe.barbers]

Strangely it's been 2 years and young thug seems to be dying out

[@CasaiAgicap]

thank god for little things

[@nedkuczmynda3782]

sup 2018, slime language is super popular

[@JammuRecordsTV]

he just dropped an elton john collab. He kind of went avant-garde during last year

[@yeliabdoowyllohx]

Nah son

[@danielgantner7468]

thug isn’t going anywhere

[@blahblah7963]

"My grandma just died, I'm the man of the house"... 👀 Big Sean Llab. ... #Subscrbibed

[@redactedredacted6656]

I thought the same thing about them not saying sexual.The song in general sounds like high school students losing their virginity because of social pressure and not because they feel ready to.

[@jangalexisruiz7491]

lmao. it feels good when it looks good 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bostics2009]

new sub as of this moment. 1st vid I've seen n ur great, thank you!

[@djlf1868]

Same man

[@tedbundy4415]

same THIS WACK SHIT NEEDS TO STOP

[@BruceWayne-gv9zs]

+Ted Bundy nigga you don't even listen to rap your ashy ass is in a mountain range

[@janerecluse4344]

God bless the internet, for giving me the image of the actual Ted Bundy and Bruce Wayne having this conversation.

[@GamesFromSpace]

"You really don't have to know dick to be a pop star, do you?" I'd argue that's the one thing they need to know best, how else could we explain a lot of them having a career?

[@demiayan7779]

This needs more likes 😂😂

[@SOBEKCrocodileGod]

I also don't understand why anyone thinks Future and Young Thug are so amazing unique. Future especially is garbage.

[@nicholasnevola4811]

***** Lol

[@mastermarkus5307]

+Nicholas Nevola Their beats aren't even that good most of the time...

[@duke86fan]

+Mike Evilman futures monster mixtape was alright though

[@done___]

+Mike Evilman Future has improved with DS2, but most of his old material and all of Young Thug's material is next-level wack.

[@travischinchilla5291]

I liked Future's DS2. Why? It was catchy. Yes, it was just retarded lean music to not take seriously, and I won't resonate with it on a deeper level, but it is fun to listen to and I have come back to it many times since.

[@micmac274]

Peanut Butter Jelly or Peanut Butter & Jelly: It's slang for "you're meant to be with me" according to Quora. Urban Dictionary however, (pause and dead eyed look) said it was "the mating call of a dancing banana"

[@multitudeofidols]

And then Kylie and Tyga had a baby together. Dear God.

[@ombrenightcores]

She had a kid with Travis Scott 😂

[@lucayaki]

No, they didn't

[@Aurelian369_]

@@ombrenightcores I pray the baby doesn’t sound like this when crying: kzbin.info/www/bejne/e2Gtkmtsf66bqtU