The Top 9 Worst Lyrics of 2016

[@winkwonk8154]

B.O.B thinks the world is flat because the only way he could've fallen off as hard as he did is if he fell off the face of the Earth.

[@_PuppetMaster86]

LiL~BoBiNo I was in Kindergarten when he fell off. I’m 16 now.

[@iceetheskater6052]

😂😂💀💀OH MY GOOOODDDD

[@Thewritingelf]

You didn't have to go in so hard on him.

[@yungfree4960]

Hard to believe he was grand hustle

[@matshbocks]

Holy fuck this was too harsh.

[@RapCritic]

And yes, I realize that advertising an album of mine in a video where I'm critiquing people's favorite rappers is totally going to incite fanboys to want to hate on my music on principle alone. But hey, I'm a critic myself, I can take it.

[@Seth9809]

I think what you really need to worry about, is the recent feedback on the two songs you made public.

[@jacobrivera8136]

Rap Critic can't wait till best songs of 2016

[@unikraze]

Tevo77777 stop telling people what they need to worry about

[@SLagonia]

Will it be on Spotify soon? Looking forward to hearing it.

[@yoya.]

I love you RC.

[@joethehero2]

B.o.B: Mother Earth, what's your measurements? Mother Earth: 36-24-36. Bitch.

[@frederickshaibani5655]

Cause she's a brick......house.

[@joethehero2]

Frederick Shaibani She's the one. The only one. Built like an Amazon.

[@Dreigonix]

+joethehero2 Hah, only if she 1,080,000,000,000 km³ (260,000,000,000 cubic miles).

[@jesuszamora6949]

Ah, but is she 5'3"?

[@phillipmcfarlane5249]

Earth's not a sphere...it's an hourglass

[@inugamidalton8270]

"Man, RC really got through those really fast, what's he going to do for the second two-thirds of the video?" *number one comes up* "Oh, oh no..." Also, it's ironic that a guy whose most famous song is titled "Airplanes" believes you can fly off the edge of the earth...

[@crazyluigi6664]

How the mighty hath fallen, huh?

[@LudaQuixx]

Dalton Greenland lol that was my thought throughout the list

[@DigitalDevil]

I wonder if B.o.B was so high one night that he actually thought airplanes in the night sky were shooting stars?

[@IrenaDeacon]

hahaha makes me wonder too lol

[@TheHeroOfTomorrow]

The wish we could use right now is that he stopped making music.

[@lucillefrancois150]

"An ass whooping knows no language barrier." Best quote ever.

[@Speculativedude]

Well, in defense of the "lizard people" line, he was standing next to Little Wayne.

[@journeythecrab493]

Speculative Dude Reviews Shots fired

[@ApsaraMenaka]

😂😂😂

[@oblivious8868]

Ohh, got 'im!

[@brianbelcher7279]

@@Goozero1 is he 6 feet

[@play-s-_______-osu]

@@Goozero1 he also said that he is a 5-foot sentient iguana

[@championone2]

I still can't get over the Drake lyric "Baby you finer than yo fine cousin"

[@michaelcarter-williamsisth6518]

championone2 what song is that from

[@ravensmith757]

Jt The music critic shut it down ft the dream

[@leonthethird7494]

Greener then earth day

[@championone2]

Shout out to all the Asian girls let the lights Dim Sum

[@Realprisoncostories]

championone2 got so many chains call me chaining tatum

[@yehoshuasmith5608]

I really don't know what the fuck happened to B.o.B. He used to make good music back in his early days where he brought up issues in the black community like gang culture, bad cops, and the over saturated obsession of becoming a rapper/gangster. He even made light of how one day he himself would have to change his style and message in order fit in. Which he eventually did. Then he became mainstream and made those pop songs (a lot of those were fine though), made a couple forgettable rap songs talking about the same shit that everyone else talks about. And now he's.... an illuminati conspiracy theorist. He always talked about how he wouldn't change and thats exactly what he did. fucking ridiculous....

[@crazyluigi6664]

Couldn't have said it any better myself, honestly. Although I would have added an "oh how the mighty have fallen" here personally.

[@IrenaDeacon]

hate him for his opinion or for the fact he hid it?

[@IrenaDeacon]

i agree i cant believe how much he changed

[@tristanbrown5879]

Yehoshua Smith the shadow corporation is actually Shadoloo from Street fighter lol

[@RandomxRandomful]

Just because he has 1 dumb song doesn't mean all his new music is bad how about you listen to escape and blank mafia and earthquake and then form your own opinion.

[@ItsDesm]

Correction: Real thungs only drink WHOLE milk. Keep it 100%

[@suivatra123]

David Melo Exactly, nobody has time for that fake me out nut milk.

[@mranton5026]

Artavius Simpson I thought the bitches in the songs were the ones drinking nut milk.

[@Chaosian]

How racist.

[@Otterino]

Whole milk is just 4%, I think.

[@ItsDesm]

Not if drank straight from the tit like a real baller. one hundred

[@saraha180]

I completely lost it at "build-a-bear corporations." Well played, Rap Critic.

[@ltlbuddha]

They are EVERYWHERE man, indoctrinating your children in the malls!

[@ltlbuddha]

@jbiehlable !!! I always wondered where those came from...

[@mazel34]

Hey a black rapper can be just as crazy and bigoted as Alex Jones. Progress!

[@JackXombi]

Way to bust through that Glass Septic Tank B.o.B!

[@TayTayMakesBeats]

@@JackXombi Glass Septic Tank tho 😂I'm gonna have to use that.

[@mr.x2567]

Yep. Look at Kanye

[@Dreigonix]

>number 1 >almost half the video left Hoo boy.

[@hiimemily]

For me it was more like >more than halfway through the list >only one sixth of the way through the video *_hoo boy_*

[@tupacshaker856]

4 isn’t almost half of 17

[@hootie017]

I actually thought she said I call her "Head FOR ME" which is way more clever

[@jesuszamora6949]

hootie017 That's the issue with heavy accents, isn't it?

[@joeblast8004]

hootie017 I thought she said Heffer-nee. This is way worse.

[@KillerBlaze]

Joe Blast ME TOO

[@joshuastgermain3418]

That’s what I’m saying.

[@kevlikesmovies4442]

For me, the real culprit in JuJu On That Beat isn't the "you ugly, you yo daddy's son" line; it's the fact that he sounds so out of breath when he delivers that line.

[@ANO-.-NYM]

I like how you know the term bisexual erasure. That's pretty dope.

[@CosetteTape]

...you talked about ice cream and gangsta rap. AND DIDNT MENTION GUCCHI MANE?

[@genieofthelamp6739]

InfernalBlaze3D I KNOW RIGHT! Missed a great opportunity for comedy.

[@Thomasmemoryscentral]

There was even a song named Ice Cream paint job

[@WhoIsJiminy]

InfernalBlaze3D or even Ghostface Killah. In the video "Apollo Kids", Ghost stops mid verse to eat from his Ice Cream cone that he's rapping with.

[@Noxshus]

InfernalBlaze3D THANK YOU.

[@bep8390]

hes a radio station not a rapper

[@dtrexgaming]

Goddamn he's going through these so fast he's 5 in and its only been 3 minutes, what is the last one gonna be a 13 minute rant dayum

[@crazyluigi6664]

Folding Clothes, Amber Rose putting fingers in Kanye West's asshole (and mentioning he has to go to the restroom before entering a three-way with women that look like Beyonce), Juju On That Beat (TZ Anthem), and Flatline.

[@xsilentangelx]

Pure Bafoonery Exactly, I was thinking that he's gonna be advertising his own new album

[@acksboy5436]

Pure Bafoonery ...

[@elijahroberts777]

Yes

[@angel-loves-jazz]

IMMA FOLD CLOTHES FOR YA ...

[@lakiog1938]

Fookie Bookie ur missing the point

[@SamuelKAddai]

Fookie Bookie I don't think anyone misses the point. It's really not particularly complicated lol. It's just silly. Same issue with the "Just cause he got heart" line.

[@Albert-xl3nx]

Fookie Bookie thanks

[@chrisjfox8715]

Samuel K. Addai it's only silly because people have had it engrained in them that rappers are supposed to talk about either hard shit or cool shit. I think it's a little corny too but I at least acknowledge that it comes from falling for preconceived notions of what rap is supposed to be. That entire album isn't exactly traditional hiphop, and that line/song wouldn't set off any alarms at all if it was in a pop or country song. Corny for rap, sure, but it's actually a concept that a ton of guys can relate to - the unexpected yet welcome surprise of being willing to do just about anything for a girl..after being immaturely convinced that they were a so-called man by being otherwise.

[@johnaron2235]

I see what you did there

[@markuzthe0ne]

Sooo, I think i can defend the "almond milk" line. I think J Cole is talking about how he never thought he'd live the suburbun white guy life, because of the ghetto him (or his character) grew up in. "I never thought i'd see the day i'd eat almond milk." I could be wrong, but just a thought.

[@jedtheonly5842]

He put so much force in that last Almond though... it's great.

[@liamina3563]

Lot of poor ass people drink almond milk too and lot aren't even white so...still dumb af...

[@shaggdogg5378]

People also have food allergies! Or it could be a reference to the skin tone of females he prefers!

[@TuesdaysArt]

He sounds like he really loves almond milk.

[@crucified1969]

@@TuesdaysArt who doesn't?

[@CasaiAgicap]

I'm 90% sure the "if you had a twin, I would still choose you" line was supposed to saying, like, if you had someone who looked just like you, I'd prefer you because of your personality Or something? I'm not saying that makes the line better (let alone good), just that it's at least not AS bad as it could be?

[@leandrobranco1618]

You said it all, just because people can get what you meant with your line doesn't mean it isnt a bad line

[@originalsponge4748]

I like how he put his song in the very beginning of the video describing the WORST RAP SONGS OF 2016

[@riverscuomo7140]

I thought it was a Tech N9ne song at first.

[@bizarrenrugged3370]

"u call her Stephanie i call headphanie ouuuuu" rap critic: boo boooooooooo lmao I'm dead

[@KidronHarris]

Bizarre N Rugged BOOOOUUUUU

[@frederickshaibani5655]

Lol yeah. That line was atrocious.

[@hellfire3261]

Bizarre N Rugged BOOOUUU

[@melaniespetunicorn6488]

Bizarre N Rugged ikr, lmao 😂

[@nothingforgrantedPS23]

You suck!!!

[@smooooth_]

I know a rapper that's got ice cream tattooed on his face!

[@seppoleonvervloet132]

Smooooth gucci mane is his name

[@sainsburyschocolatechipcoo5275]

Smooooth issa icecream

[@RiverTheOneandOnly]

Smooooth not anymore

[@wheatleythebrick2276]

Smooooth ice cube?

[@brook4204]

BURRRR

[@leemcdonald1342]

Remember when 2016 was the worst year ever? We were all blissfully unaware...

[@ricardoguanipa8275]

So B.O.B made the anthem for the Alt-Right...

[@jedimastu]

Ricardo Guanipa bad meme 0/10

[@Mr.Marbles]

Ricardo Guanipa wut? Apart from the jew stuff they dont talk about any of these theories. Pretty much only race.

[@TheRantMaster53]

Only alt-righters say that criticism of the alt-right is a "bad meme"

[@XxXAlexXxX101]

Spastmatiker mostly it's race or politics. But they're also know for they're baseless horrific accusations like pizza gate. Have you heard the shit the alt-right try's to spread around about democratic politicians? Bernie Sanders? Communist. Hilary Clinton? Murderer who should be in prison. Bill Clinton? Rapist. Joe Biden? Pedo. The list goes on and on and they're absolutely no solid proof on any of those accusations.

[@leonardorossi1261]

As long as you forego logic, as your brain cortex is an evil device implanted by the evil globalist then yes, Pizzagate's evidence is solid. And then you know the drill: "It walks like duck, quacks like a duck and looks like a duck. But if you dare say it's a duck you are just a damn liberal who doesn't understand the people! "

[@SpyHunter89]

All that and you still didn't have room for Lil Yachty's Columbine line from "Broccoli"? What a year... And as for you, B.o.B., didn't you used to be good? I put your songs on *two* of my year-end top-ten lists, and now this? I am seriously tempted to strike them from the record for what you pulled! I TRUSTED YOU!!! ...Can't believe I wasted a draft pick on him. Now my fantasy good music league is ruined...

[@morphman86]

That Juju thing... My niece is 12 and she comes up with lyrics like that. No kidding, I let her into the studio and she started rapping to some mindless trap backtrack I threw together, and the lyrics were eerily similar. Then she started playing what her friends had recorded on their phones and sent her, and it was all the same stuff. Bad rhymes that often didn't rhyme and kindergarten insults. That's when I got my first real "kids these days" moment and realized I'm out of the loop now. I've reached the age where I can't understand what's going on inside our children's heads.

[@bloodyzeekgeek]

morphman86 well your parents probably thought that to

[@morphman86]

merfdedurf I know. Every generation thinks that of the next. There's a rather famous quote from Socrates: “The children now love luxury. They have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise.” That was said about 2400 years ago...

[@seigeengine]

An old problem. That said, those lyrics are just genuinely shit.

[@BCyde]

morphman86 kids think makin a rap song is easy. that's why you got the shit that's out now.

[@Nitro2020]

morphman86 my issue with the song is the first verse barely exists. It's about 4 bars and then goes into the chorus. it's as if they weren't even trying.

[@bananaapplesauce6235]

Wait this man went to highschool in the mid to late 2000s? I thought my dude was like 35 Damn

[@dischordonthebeat]

Ikr?

[@feodiente9460]

Lol RapCritic 26 😃😃

[@ArmLegLegArmHead47]

How old is he?

[@wm_9640]

@@ArmLegLegArmHead47the guy above you just said it

[@vladagorbunova3523]

When he said "butt finger puppets" that's when I lost it 😂😂😂

[@mariokarter13]

I'm surprised that despite mentioning him directly after The Weeknd's "Lo Mein" lyric, you didn't mention Drake's "Dim Sum" lyric.

[@GaleSilverwind]

mariokarter13 Pretty sure he covered it last year.

[@JordannEdwards]

Strigiform He didn't make the comparison.

[@makavelithelegend5738]

that shit was like 2013. this is 2016

[@aphr0d]

he poked fun at that lyrics loooooong ago, in 2013's worst lyrics. No need to rehash it

[@andrewpollard_]

I was gonna sleep, but ehh I'm gonna watch this on repeat tonight instead. Thanks, RC.

[@riiruto]

Andrew Pollard I had the same dilemna!

[@MrInfinity97]

Azalia u so cute

[@BearBear5]

Damn i used to like b.o.b he fell off so hard

[@dashxi494]

BearBear4 he probably fell off the edge of the earth since he thinks the earth is flat

[@brandonperez2657]

BearBear4 fuck both of you He's still a good rapper if not great

[@3andremd]

Dash XI 😂😂😂

[@LadyKakataRendevour]

Same, I feel bad that I liked a couple of his songs. It comes to a point where I'm genuinely concerned something has happened to or gotten to him. Has someone checked wither or not he is okay? In the mental health sense and whatever people he surrounds himself sense?

[@tako_shop]

BearBear4 yeah, he used to actually be really good imo. Don't know how he could fall so hard.

[@fredericksmith7942]

Chaining Tatum... Fuck's sake Drake.

[@fredericksmith7942]

Oh my fucking God b.o.b lost his shit good lord.

[@aacsmiles]

I love that he spent 7 minutes of his 17 minute video taking down conspiracy nuts.

[@themysteriouscrumpet]

5:20 He seems to be less indignant about the fact that he's drinking almond milk and more amazed that almond milk is a thing that exists.

[@User-jp1sj]

Almost like that's the point of the song

[@applemask]

Fucken almonds, how do they work

[@organizedchaos10]

NIGGA THAT PANDA REMIX RANT HAD ME FUCKING DEAD SON

[@championone2]

I feel like Foldin Clothes is for a specific person. He's talking about how Foldin Clothes and being home with his pregnant wife is more exciting to him than being out in the streets. I dunno, I found it super relatable. Especially that last verse

[@ish58]

championone2 He is rapping...about folding clothes. There are better grounded songs in existence. Please search for them.

[@coldpile3]

championone2 rap critic misunderstood this badly, j cole is talking about folding clothes as a metaphor to saying he would do most things to be with his wife, and if you watche deadendhiphops review of the album, you can see that most guys find that a big thing, still not that good of a song. Doesnt deserve a spot here though imo.

[@crackindenpockets6211]

championone2 J Cole is soo overrated

[@buckleygeneration]

yo-hääänzz "You need a certain level of intelligence to appreciate J. Cole" - A thing that Cole fans have actually, honestly said.

[@LaowPing]

A lot of fans say stupid things about artist. Doesn't discredit the artist.

[@madmonk3030]

"I know 2016 was a crappy year we all just wanted to end as soon as possible" *stares back in 2020* Oh sweet summer child

[@applemask]

At least Trump lost in 2020

[@chaosphoenix2598]

*stares back in 2022* rip man

[@goodnightnathan]

Ayo thanks for talking about juju on that beat. I hate it. Why do people like it.

[@goodnightnathan]

Oh wow did not know B.o.B was one of those people, dang he used to be my favourite rapper as a kid. It would've been cool if he ended the song on a note saying those conspiracies were not true by revealing they just came to his mind when he smoked a *fat blunt*

[@IrenaDeacon]

i hate it i guess im not in high school anymore lol

[@Noxshus]

BobTheBacon Because the beat knocks. Ever heard Knuck if You Buck?

[@seigeengine]

I'm still pissed off about that running man thing.

[@Ulxssxs]

BobTheBacon that freestyle is trash I hate it as well even the dance is stupid asf

[@eddymadison9655]

6:26 "Smoking loud like Ri-Ri, Been drinking gotta go pee pee" that's still got me XD

[@heymistercarter.]

What's wild is, Uncle Murda was like 37 when he released this song. By saying he had to "go pee-pee", his age went to 3.7.

[@JebusMatoi]

"I WANNA FOLD CLOTHES FOR YA" This line had me in tears for at least an hour.

[@DanusOpium]

"Buttfinger puppets"!!!!!! HAHAHAHA, that is my new favourite insult.

[@yungfree4960]

Dreamdevourer 😂😂😂😂🤣

[@hethrham123]

planting fake conspiracies is actually a really good conspiracy theory. I'm off to tumblr to spread the wrod, thanks R.C you've opened my eyes

[@baxmrackney7583]

I gotta go pee pee

[@MrJohnnyYang]

lizard people are real, same as crab people

[@StoutProper]

Proof Yang nigga please

[@MrJohnnyYang]

sinnedciti illuminati

[@bloodyzeekgeek]

Proof Yang crab people crab people

[@IrenaDeacon]

i agree with that

[@angel-loves-jazz]

Ikr how else can Mr Krabs exist

[@SpacePepermunt]

I personally liked j. Cole's album alot. But everyone their opinion i guess.

[@isaacasamoa927]

Lorenzo Dibe see that's wat I like about j cole they know he the truth thats y they never get mad about wat critics say. But mumble rap fans

[@isaacasamoa927]

j cole fans

[@SlaterRecordsTV]

Isaac Asamoa A lotta people get mad when I shit on J Cole lol and half the time they know I'm just trolling but they STILL get mad.

[@Ternaldius]

Lorenzo Dibe good ygs comment yas

[@lightskindisgrace]

I'm a J.Cole fan, but half of that album is fucking audio NyQuil I can't lie.

[@ChiefPeep]

This dude deserves a million subs this dude funny

[@SoundsGerman]

If this is the worst your rappers have to offer, I have one more reason to envy the non-german rappers. This is almost fucking poetry compared to what german rappers deliver. I mean, for fuck's sake, one of the bigger tracks this year over here was basically called "Cunts in the club". :-|

[@SoundsGerman]

In Germany it's... hm... a bit hard to describe. There is basically two kinds of rap we have. On the one side is the clean, positive mainstream-radio rap. You know, basically the german version of Will Smith (at least content-wise). It's all clean, kid friendly in presentation etc. And then we have german "gangsta rap". Suffice it to say, most, if not all of those people aren't gangsters. They aren't even big tough guys. They might hit the gym and then built their image up about how they sell TONS of drugs and how they treat all the women like shit yadda yadda yadda... and then they go home to play fucking World of Warcraft (not kidding). Paris Hilton did more time than german gangsta rappers. But they present it sooo serious. As if they're the biggest thinkers and poets Germany ever had to offer and then deliver lines like "And you ask yourself what are snake leather golf sets? Golf sets made of snake leather you cocksucking moron". I honestly wish Germany had some really clever, intelligent rap that doesn't just try to cater for 14 year olds who think they're tough guys because their dad was a jobless alcoholic. It's pretty pitiful.

[@crackindenpockets6211]

Sounds German donetasy

[@nfmaster4851]

Sounds German I completely agree. German rap is so cancerous, that even below average or mediocre songs are praised as the second coming of christ. Actually good songs in the last decade I can count on one hand. I gotta admit though, a few lines of Kollegah are pretty genius though xD

[@samylemzaoui2298]

I'm french and in 2015, one of the biggest rap songs of the year was basicly the same two meaningless words over and over, except for the verses wich contains only one "punchline" : "I'm in the rap game wearing flip-flops". Seriously

[@mugnuz]

wow... there so many good tracks. but nvm

[@protojager]

I thought the twin thing meant "I'm into you for more than your looks because between you and someone who looks exactly like you I would choose you"

[@KillerBlaze]

If he hadn’t said “even if you” this would’ve been true

[@Nekotaku01]

"Smoking loud like Ri-Ri, been drinkin' gotta go pee-pee."

[@kieranstark7213]

Why the FUCK would anyone even wanna bring up something as gross as piss?! 🤬

[@moyo6606]

GOT DAMN AMBER ROSE

[@sandy2k]

Sick! 2am browsing and this gem pops up. Great work and a good year Rap Critic!

[@lyserberg]

You know what the worst part of B.o.B's shtick was? It immediately took away from Macklemore's White Privilege 2. A song many people needed to hear. But we had two weeks of nonstop talk about the Earth being flat.

[@crazyluigi6664]

Holy fuck, man. You serious with this claim? I mean, I liked Macklemore & Ryan Lewis' song there myself as well, but... really?!

[@makavelithelegend5738]

white privilege 2 was the dumbest song ever. it was basically listening to macklemore trying to understand exactly what white privilege is instead of tackling the topic. such a stupid rapper, i don't get why rap critic likes him.

[@aphr0d]

pretty sure rap critic pointed out flaws about that song.... or was it someone else.. either way, if one is to rap about something political/controversial, they need to know what the hell they're talking about. And also have a real message to walk away with. white privilege doesn't do that.

[@lyserberg]

Look at the the comment section under white privilege. Does that not look like sparking a conversation to you?

[@makavelithelegend5738]

Aphro exactly. white privilege is a mess of a song.

[@timredwards2]

0:12 Hi, I'm the Rap Critic and I know 2016 was a crappy year that we all want it to end as soon possible. 2020: Heh, what you don't know is..

[@nuklatskahurtarnimu6608]

I'm suprised j Cole is on this list not mad just surprised

[@TheRantMaster53]

About damn time lol

[@Zero-zt8vj]

nuklatska hurtarnimu not gonna lie..I was mad.

[@Zero-zt8vj]

***** I think he took the whole "sounds sleepy" way out of tone. That whole she's mine part 1 and 2 were made to sound slow. Not upbeat. But eh. Oh well. I don't feel like Cole should have been up there at all. There was much worse.

[@Zero-zt8vj]

312vandal not saying it was dope. But there was far far worse over 2016, the whole song foldin clothes was some corky lame song. That was the point. I'm not gonna say that line was dope. It was lame. But that was the point of the whole song.

[@ADAJ3KINGANGEL]

Stop acting like J Cole is perfect, he's had plenty of cringe worthy bars in his career.

[@livingabstraction2206]

I laughed so hard at your B.o.B. rant

[@ewanfox6076]

As the UTMOST authority, I can say that ice cream straight outta the cone is very gangsta. That is all.

[@brandonswanson3634]

Dude your ending rant got me convinced!!!

[@XxShadowGTxX]

I personally think she should of said "You call her Stephanie? I call her HeadFaMe" (Head for me)

[@calebmickle4256]

Agreed,wouldve been much better

[@matshbocks]

Head-phanie kind of works.. as in how phanie sounds like Fanny, which is synonymous with ass. So.. "You call her Stephanie? I call her headass" essentially

[@MentalThingsIsScary]

"real thugs only drink 2%" omg I'm dying here 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@StormWildSpace]

6:30 in and i am thoroughly entertained... you've got my sub good sir.

[@TheJC0203]

The Build a-Bear corporation. I'm weak 😂😂😂

[@raspberryjuiceentertainmen719]

“They released it to the public and want to make money off it so expect criticism” truest critic shit i ever heard

[@shauncameron8390]

Exactly.

[@marcuswall5965]

"YEAH WE DONT F**k with that sweet almond milk, real thugs only drink 2%, ya her m" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@UnknownUPO]

B.o.B. called it "Flatline" because his career hit a Flatline years ago

[@sharkboy3561]

you cant go to the end of the earth because of the sea monsters

[@V4Now]

Sacrifice a Virgin, they'll leave you for a while. But you'll need 2 to come back.

[@djangomarkov7948]

Rap critic has had a much better year in rap than me. I could seriously make a list of worse lyrics than this from one Kodak Black song lol

[@tylershaina1890]

D'jango Markov I think it's moreso that a lot of these guys are more capable, and that these songs have MEMORABLY bad lyrics. There are probably worse lyrics amongst those people, but the songs are so forgettable you won't remember them by the time you get to a video like this

[@djangomarkov7948]

Tyler Shaina yeah you're right, i don't think anyone wants to see a 20 minute video on why young thug is cancer

[@harry4mayor]

D'jango Markov frankly, I do

[@tylershaina1890]

harry4mayor Rap Critic'd be so cold, he'd need a fan

[@harry4mayor]

Tyler Shaina he a real savage sometimes. Young thug needs at least 25-30 minutes of gettin critic'd imo

[@nothingslost9586]

I thought J. Cole's album was about his friend's life?

[@jesseherring8534]

The almond milk thing was about him saying he never imagined hed be able to afford to drink almond milk as almomd milk is more expensive than regular milk. Its a nod to where he is vs where he was when he had nothing

[@mychaeljones7526]

He couldve said it better.

[@vintlulu]

Almond milk is cheaper

[@dbclass2969]

@@vintlulu yeah, In fact I’d say it’s way cheaper considering it lasts a lot longer than cow milk

[@RobynReanimates]

Honestly I fully support coming up with a ludicrous mega theory about all conspiracy theories being a diversion if it means causing these people to focus on real issues

[@erikdaniels0n]

Maybe BOB named the song "flatline" because of how dead and lifeless he sounds on it (the beat isn't helping anything)

[@richardgadberry8398]

12:40 "The Illuminat-Oh my God."

[@bjam89]

isnt Kanye married and has a child with a stupid pun name

[@crazyluigi6664]

Yes. North West with the likes of Kim Kardashian. Before you ask, blame the news media for this information being readily available at hand.

[@bjam89]

Crazy Luigi yeah i knew the name for the same freaking reason, and i refuse to say that name, where i live we have name laws that is pretty clear dont give your KIDS a name that makes them a target for bullies, once you are an adult feel free to change your name one moronic comedian tried to protest this law...by changing his name and as an adult it was passed since the law is aimed at children not adults, and he somehow found this to be a victory like he beat the system when in truth he had just changed his name and not given a child a name that would make him a target for bullies

[@TheCherokeeWarrior1]

+Rap Critic This video was fire! Good Job! One thing though. I respect the J Cole thing, but I loved the whole album 🔥🔥🔥and that song was one of my favorites. I know that the bar was Corny, but I enjoyed it. I play it when I clean up!!!😂😂😂 It has such good vibes!

[@Ganulous]

"Alien can blend right on in with your kin, look again, cause I swear I spot one every now and then" - Andre 3000

[@seanfromschool3900]

He didn't like the Lo Main bar? Oh... I thought that was actually really creative...

[@michaelclarke8350]

j Cole is not a gangster rapper

[@brandonperez2657]

Michael Clarke kinda is tho

[@TheGoatHimseIf]

Postal_ Gaming no lol

[@sincereexistentialist4100]

Michael Clarke he does do "gangsta rapper" type tracks from too time.

[@mrflacko4707]

Omzz he's made a handful that doesn't make him a gangster rapper lol

[@thraitor7819]

hes not a good one either

[@Droemar]

Personally I think the point about the private jet being able to prove the Earth is flat is spot on. He should do this and prove us all wrong.

[@davidcamino713]

Seems like today it takes zero talent to become a famous rapper

[@crazyluigi6664]

Considering Juju On That Beat (TZ Anthem), you're right on that manner.

[@ManOutofTime913]

That's how it's been for what's approaching a decade now.

[@jayromeo940]

David Camino MC Hammer went diamond in the 90s. This statement is pretentious nonsense.

[@oblimistic]

Never knew u needed talent to be a "rapper" ?

[@mraaronhd]

Jay Romeo At least he could rhyme. Not good, but at least he could. These new rappers don't even try to rhyme!

[@wolfscott4561]

... But there are rappers who have ice cream tattoos. (It's probably made with 2%!)

[@xsm0l]

J cole is my favorite rapper, and Folding clothes is definitely one of my favorite songs on 4YEO but holy shit that part was funny, the rest of the video was hilarious too. Great video man can't wait for 2017's list!

[@alexisbangin]

Bro u should roast French Montana cuz he's King Garbage himself

[@forwardinternational714]

Alexis Alexeev Alex is a.....

[@jayzeus1843]

The Next Travis Definitely

[@arrowheads9128]

Alexis Alexeev how are you gonna talk about garbage but not bring up trill sammy

[@WorldsBestSpy]

but Lockjaw one of the best singles 2016

[@billianaire1349]

WBS we all know Kodak made that song

[@davidsandamu9666]

Disagree with the folding clothes critique. He even goes on to say its about wanting to help make the wifes life easier like she does his. its not JUST about folding clothes. Its about doing all the small things you would think are insignificant but things that actually would mean a lot to someone. Still, I love the show man :)

[@championone2]

Shingirai Sandamu that last verse is one of the best on the album too

[@Ren_NCTzen]

That ending killed me, LOL! This so freaking good! This list was really good, and makes sense. I personally hate the "OOOUUU" song so much, so glad it's on here.

[@JoeyTheBeaster]

"just cause he got heart, dont mean he got heart" makes complete sense

[@ImArtzzy]

Joey Flores yea dont take this guys opinion on anything, this is just a backpackers guide 101.

[@ohitzwavy7173]

Joey Flores it's not that they don't make sense they're just fuckin bad. they're equal to she gotta big booty so i call her big booty

[@zeitxgeist]

Joey Flores it's a terrible lyric and shows a lack of creativity in writing

[@jayrajganatra8782]

I see it as: even if he has a heart (the organ), doesn't mean he has heart (the quality)

[@subotaur5019]

Jayraj Ganatra Thank you for explaining the wordplay that a fucking kindergartener could have though up of. One of the laziest lyrics I've heard in a while

[@C00kii0]

B.O.B had Neil D.Tyson mic drop on him. Like I laughed so hard that I dropped my taco watching him diss B.O.B. But the ending to this episode made my day...and made me drop another taco.

[@GenderCommie]

I just want to thank you for being aware of bisexual Erasure since most people aren't aware of it at all, even inside of LGBT community and even if they do they either don't care or don't believe it exists. So thank you

[@illumilenny8543]

holy fuck no one cares

[@o.steinman3855]

Illumilenny aaaaaand you’ve proved op’s point

[@DoctorWhoKage]

@@illumilenny8543 talk about proving his point. Why *wouldn't* anyone care about this? This is honestly more important than whatever mindless subject that every other mainstream rapper has talked about.

[@brano13177]

@@illumilenny8543 Everyone who isn't a raging bigot or a gormless nihilist: cares. Hell, I'm a straight, cis/het man: and I care. You have no excuse.

[@starbatrossmusic7905]

So Rap Critic has an album Linkara has a comic series Nostalgia Critic has a movie AVGN has a video game And there were so many people saying, "w-well... you can't judge shit until you've made something of the same media!"

[@VertMade]

I feel like "Folding Clothes" was such a head nod to his life specifically. As in he's a guy in a relationship who doesn't do anything around the house (how many times have we seen this on TV), and the fact that he is folding clothes for her (instead of her folding clothes for him) is a great change. I personally never thought I'd see the day I would be drinking almond milk either, but I tasted it and it's delicious! Also, "Flatline" was the perfect choice for #1, I completely forgot about it! (Or suppressed it from memory)

[@criticold]

"If you had a twin, I would still choose you" means that he cares about more than her looks because even if there was someone who looked just like her, he still wants her. I don't think it's a bad lyric at all.

[@CHACHOx22]

CritiCold I hate that line soooooooooo much

[@makavelithelegend5738]

ikr

[@aphr0d]

that was a dumb way to put it. that's a nice meaning and all but it's horrible word play. the meaning doesn't translate as eloquently as he'd like

[@criticold]

+Aphro The point was the lyric makes sense and has meaning, so it definitely doesn't belong on here.

[@Theriot6592]

That's literally the worst possible way he could have phrased that sentiment. It's a shit lyric.

[@epicstic]

"I've never felt so alive" *he says in weak, dying voice*

[@aaronhurst4379]

3:18 "I wanna fold clothes for ya." ... "Was that it?" For me, this is one of my favourite moments from your reviews and lists, always come back to this video for that, so funny

[@namelessanonymous7860]

'' If you had a twin, I would still choose you'' is the worst lyric of 2016

[@G72GEEKED]

not the worst. the most corny, yes, but not the worst

[@bthsr7113]

And here we are nostalgic for 2016. A year has to be pretty bad to be worse than 2020, and we're not even done with it yet.

[@biggybwana6304]

This year Drake got exposed for his whack lyricism. Both 2 Chainz and Gucci mane murdered him on a track. Plus his album sucked.

[@crazyluigi6664]

What songs were they?

[@RhythmGameAddict]

I assume we're talking collabs where the comparison becomes unavoidable, so probably Big Amount for 2 Chainz and either Both or Back on Road for Gucci Mane.

[@biggybwana6304]

RhythmGameAddict Yeah Big Amount and Both with Gucci.

[@theultimate341]

yea like you can do better 312vandal you fucking moron. But yea keep hating.

[@nxbis]

312vandal Please. 2 Chainz isn't retarded. And he can spit a mad cypher any day. But keep hating.

[@ILOitmeansIloveOreos]

Man I actually really miss B.o.b. old music nigga was honestly passionate and really was on top, Them drugs or that money fucked him up tbh.

[@crazyluigi6664]

Yep! :c

[@riiruto]

Pointless Dreamer I miss his "I Got the Magic" days!

[@joemomma6317]

Man these videos take me back

[@jenniferpancake6711]

I was eating cereal when you made that "unless it's 2%, bitch" joke and I almost choked

[@christianboyd3059]

hilarious and very valid at the end - subbed

[@brendanvaughn5924]

Hey man, I just found your channel. But, I'm already a huge fan! Keep making awesome vids, my dude!

[@nvdisheujdhd8561]

"I turned the six upside down it's a nine now" That's the worst lyric of 2016