CAR CRASH RESCUE SIMULATOR

[@xNova]

“Taste the dirt, you’ll be fine” Good advice Daz.

[@DubberRucks]

Wasn't that lesson number 1 in First Aid? Help a person in an accident by putting them on the floor to taste dirt. 🤔

[@vexrose592]

@@DubberRucks I think so

[@kastinovi2651]

I mean it worked didnt it

[@vexrose592]

@@kastinovi2651 lol 😂

[@zoe.clint13]

Immunity building right?

[@jamiehay1027]

Woman: **Near death in a car crash** Daz: “Lemme finish her off”

[@DubberRucks]

"You got a brain haemorrhage? What's that? No? Lemme sort that for you then."

[@Ghoulzii33]

Its hilarious how simular Daz is to Graystillplays😂

[@klaushargreeves3041]

Bruh I laughed so hard reading this 😂

[@ericbrians7604]

Daz is literally the funniest human being to ever walk this earth

[@fausta8683]

I agree

[@trashpanda726]

That’s true

[@gh0sting173]

Very true 👌

[@terezakrickova]

Periodt

[@sonniesiekbert5694]

Yeah so true 😊

[@bl4nk_f4iry]

"Shes not gonna remember her son's birthday after this" I lowkey lost it as soon as i heard tht 😂😂😂

[@lordx1053]

Rip her son and rip the son’s birthday☺️😃

[@Emily_12346]

4:27

[@Popcornpage23]

Daz: I’m so sorry Suzanne Also Daz: *slams her head six million times*

[@katiec972]

I haven’t laughed that hard in a long long time 😂

[@mitsy-wp4xl]

I’m pretty sure that’s pronounced zoozan when you write it like that I think it’s supposed to be wrote suzan

[@x257drift8]

@@mitsy-wp4xl the name don't really matter its not like shes going to remember it after he smacked her head off the seat so many times XD

[@bryonybaker6714]

@@x257drift8 that's bloody true XD

[@adriangomez6826]

l and then makes her son an orphane. lol fuckin daz

[@christinaz.271]

Daz singing "Stayin' Alive" while performing CPR is a new level of calm. Edit: *Thanks for educating my uneducated ass, I didn't know that the song was the perfect rhythm. Thank you again!*

[@jaclynfenton5828]

The best!!!

[@DubberRucks]

Shame it wasn't enough for one of his victims...ahem... I mean the poor accident victims. 😂

[@ivysmoth6795]

Actually the beats of Stayin’ Alive *and* Another One Bites the Dust are ironically enough the right pace for CPR.

[@spiikkeefan1808]

@@ivysmoth6795 I was taught to perform CPR to ‘I Will Survive’ LOL

[@ivysmoth6795]

@@spiikkeefan1808 Oof the irony!

[@Kino-ep4qw]

*woman dying due to flames* Daz: "Is that what im driving?"

[@misslynn3908]

😂🤣

[@Sans_is_kool.]

Lol 🤍✨😂

[@gracenewby8052]

Daz: Singing happily. Daz 3 seconds later: STOP THE CAR STOP THE CARRRRR!!!!😭😭😭😭

[@sampeli8375]

Daz: sings staying alive during cpr Me: Ironic

[@AidenFreak28]

Singing that song during cpr can help to stay on track the song has 100 bpm just like a normal heartbeat

[@lornaaaxx]

He is actually quite good not kidding

[@tvc15_]

At least dwight wasn’t there 👀

[@sampeli8375]

@@AidenFreak28 my cpr teacher told me that!

[@charleighlambert713]

I remember off the office they said to sing it to help keep study or something 😂

[@ponokeaschannel7896]

2:38 I like how he went from “ I am going to save you.” To “ I hope I am going to save you.”

[@melissamikaelson7146]

“Taste the dirt, you’ll be fine.” Amazing advice Daz😂

[@glitch3818]

Daz: *SEES BOAR TRACKS* "Oh yeah, definitely a deer."

[@DubberRucks]

"The force is strong with this one!"

[@jamieleaf34]

*”Is there any point of checking him?? HIS LIVERS DOWN THE ROAD..... HES BREATHING?!!”* Edit: HOLD UP A HEART FROM DAZ WHATT Edit 2: vv sad now the heart went away cuz I edited

[@harrisonsaunders4117]

stop

[@DubberRucks]

Wow! So he went through a windscreen, lost his liver and he's like... Imma rest here a while then walk it off. 😁😂🤣

[@janavi-s5f]

😂😂😂😂 daz hearted your comment, eeeek!

[@jamieleaf34]

@@janavi-s5f WAIT HOLD UP

[@adventure_time.is.cool420]

@@jamieleaf34, The heart went away cuz you edited the comment

[@ari-if6os]

“a boar stands in the road” daz: oh yeah, it was definitely a deer🤞

[@Harlz_2007]

Lol

[@Meeskait1992]

lmaoo

[@discombobulationed]

thank god someone noticed

[@kelseyj6781]

9:58 “I did that” I love how you take a sip as you say that

[@Spectrumoe]

People: Dying on the road and in their cars. Daz: Is THAT MY CAR?? 😂😂

[@sonniesiekbert5694]

I laughed so much lol 😂

[@bensonmade8761]

I can imagine him saying that at the dealership. 😅

[@trinaedwards3823]

Are you that guy who crashed in the red car?

[@154RW]

Could you imagine being in a severe accident you're in and out of consciousness and all you hear in the far distance is Daz. "TIME FOR A TEA PARTY"

[@lagumlemoni331]

"A motorcyclist has broken their neck and leg" Hes got another leg, the lazy bastard, just crawl, youve got another two arms. Just do a grievous

[@username0131]

You are a bold one

[@McChicken03]

“Where has he gone?” “OH IM STANDING ON HIM-“

[@sophiagraham456]

Daz: Susan is dead but we cant help everyone can we. He says casually whilst holding a cup of tea😂

[@vlxcii6060]

Daz: ACCIDENT Me as an accident: *crying*

[@Hannah-lt4lu]

Don't be so hard on urself lolll

[@williamhallmark6431]

@@Hannah-lt4lu ikr

[@janavi-s5f]

i’m an accident as welllll

[@vlxcii6060]

Edit pls sub everyone

[@1ofAkindxx]

Daz: takes the kid out the car without knowing Also Daz: looks confusingly inside the empty car Also Daz: “oh shit I’m standing on him!”

[@DubberRucks]

Someone call Sherlock; he could do with a new assistant this observative!

[@yourworstnightmare6003]

Wow it's not like we can listen and watch the video ourselves or anything!!

[@1ofAkindxx]

@@yourworstnightmare6003 the sarcasm in this comment is hilarious . This actually made me laugh 😂

[@yourworstnightmare6003]

@@1ofAkindxx yeah right, I’m sure it did kiddo...

[@1ofAkindxx]

@@yourworstnightmare6003 yah...it did. And dude I’m probably older than you

[@iloveurmomscookies8707]

Daz: It was obviously a deer that made the man swerve The clue: "A boar was in the middle of the road"

[@HannahSnickers]

“Ah yes was clearly a deer” 😂

[@DubberRucks]

Yep, he shoulda been in CSI with those observations!

[@randomchild2888]

Lmfao

[@amybarrow9240]

@@HannahSnickers yep

[@whytry4682]

9:12 "A Boar Stands in The Road" Daz - "Oh yeah it was definitely a deer"

[@hannahbrown4591]

As a medical student (studying to become an Occupational therapist) I can tell you that you did everything right. This video actually made my day, keep up the good work!

[@alexnicholaides2388]

Daz: “I need the fire extinguisher.” Also daz: “Nope that’s a triangle.”

[@ottae171]

“AM I SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE REST OUT?” daz: blows into the microphone

[@griffotubes]

funniest shit ever aha

[@DubberRucks]

Yup, I don't think he knows it's not *that* type of game!

[@slanderco.]

People: Burning alive Daz: Checks out his car

[@Sun_GD_Nika]

Can we all take a moment to acknowledge how good Daz sounds when he sings TOT

[@Alec_Rock]

Game: A boar was standing here Daz: Oh yeah, it was definitely a deer Me: Wtf lol

[@pennyfrompapaspizzeria580]

**comes upon a horrible car crash** My mom: “oh you’ll be fine, just walk it off...it’s just a scrape, rub some dirt on it.”

[@uglymonkey8162]

My mum will beat me for getting my clothes dirty Lol

[@boopp9283]

Ugly Monkey idk why but the lol 2 spaces down from the story sends me that's so funny😂

[@sapphireentertainment4023]

The school nurse be like:

[@swagger822]

My mom would give me Panadol

[@janemackie911]

Daz: “where is the truck driver??” Also daz: “ oh shit he’s on the road. He is lucky to have all his limbs” ExactLy what I was thinking Daz

[@karengoodall9307]

Ahahaa

[@Nosoulzz]

🤣🤣🤣

[@simonecrawshaw2379]

χαχαχα

[@sockss_]

Daz at 1:03: Here comes the... Me accidentally shouts out loud: SUNNNNNNN

[@DubberRucks]

🎶Doo doo doo doo🎶

[@sockss_]

@@DubberRucks XDD

[@nkp6a]

”BLOW HIM UP LIKE HE’S A BALLOON” DESTROYED ME-

[@kciee6258]

3:06 “fire extinguisher…no. that’s a triangle” 😂

[@freesryle4985]

Fire extinguisher runs out Daz: viciously blows into mic

[@Talianeh2257]

Daz: preforming cpr Also Daz: singing while someones dying And that my friends is staying on the positive side of life😌

[@nicholekelley672]

* Me about to play among us * * Daz posts * Me: Among us is gonna have to wait

[@DubberRucks]

Are you the imposter? 🤔

[@plaxy7162]

I love it when Daz is energised. Whether you think he is in this video or not, his energy is one of the best second-hand feelings ever. No objection.

[@xminecraftaxalotlx1800]

“THERES NO PIONT IN SAVING HIM HIS LIVERS DOWN THE ROAD” Later: “ HES BREATHING?!?!”

[@laveenhirori578]

daz: let me turn on the radio Also daz: singing a song without turning the radio on

[@DubberRucks]

Somehow I bet he does that irl

[@Ray-xl8jv]

He *IS* the radio

[@andreabridgwood4088]

@@DubberRucks what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@andreabridgwood4088]

£!8%"££&+8££-+9

[@DubberRucks]

@@andreabridgwood4088 Imagine you're in a supermarket and some random dude starts singing down one of the aisles... that'd be like Daz I bet lol

[@dottiestcash2955]

Before watching: seems like a good game After: ok this was funny but also had me at the edge of my seat

[@DubberRucks]

At least we know how accident recovery would go with him on scene now 🤣

[@dottiestcash2955]

@@DubberRucks yep!

[@panikingmonster8005]

When he started singing staying alive, I lost it

[@ranike2004]

Because it’s a method for giving cpr

[@kciee6258]

7:35 HAHA can’t stop laughing when he sung stayin alive

[@abeltesfayeee00]

it’s the heartbeat yk it’s pretty cool

[@v4Mp1r3-f2j]

Thank you for being here Daz... Whenever im sad im anxious I watch you!! And it sure does brighten up my day! All my love From Keira

[@camjones358]

just watching him makes me day, i hope he never gets to a point where he thinks he’s too old to do these kinds of videos because he would just be as funny when he’s 89

[@Grace.lynette]

@Lost in the dark :D 🤦‍♀️

[@hauntedapartment1324]

"Accident: The Pilot" sounds like someone's first born

[@milenapiernikarczyk5207]

Daz: “I’ve got two more clues” Game: Footprints- clue (“A boar stands in the road”) Daz: “Footprints oh yeah it was definitely a deer. I’ve crashed because of deer before now” 😂😂

[@bnussbaum77]

I cant tell you how much I LOVE DAZ, he makes me laugh when i hade the most hardest or stressful day ever I have been watching him for 12 years and i still love him. He is my favorite youtuber!

[@sophiaisabelle027]

Daz, you lost me at 'He's Breathing??? How??? " I literally can't with this!!!

[@quincearoo2182]

"no that's a tri- GIVE ME THE EXTINGUISHER" mood

[@redum8228]

The fact that he's singing staying alive while giving cpr 😂😂😂

[@ranike2004]

It’s a method

[@soapysoachie6604]

yeah that’s how you maintain a good rhythm as you give them chest compressions

[@victoriaclark4981]

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daz is not fat, He is just filled with funny jokes for you ❤

[@multifanderisverycrafty]

Actually he’s “plump”.

[@sonniesiekbert5694]

Lol I like that 😂

[@DubberRucks]

"I'm not fat; I'm big boned!"

[@hyo_unbf]

I CAN'T BE THERE ONLY ONE WHO ENJOYED THOSE LITTLE BOP DAZ DID I-

[@miaplays6800]

Daz is the most kind and funniest person to walk this earth 😌🤍

[@pjukas]

Actually this looks like a pretty good game for learning how to basically respond to a situation like this with L-ABCDE.

[@rickmoney321]

"BLOW HIM UP LIKE HE'S A BALLOON"

[@user-zz4pb6wt8d]

“hey my man, are you good?” him sitting there while clearly hurt / unconscious 👁👄👁 lmao i love daz

[@av-mt8jb]

'wait wheres he gone..?' 'IM STANDING ON HIM!, SH**' this scene was re-played 100000 times by me daz for live

[@dani_sfx1549]

thank you for making my birthday better. it would've been really sad without some dazzling

[@beckyc241]

0:56 Daz needs a record deal

[@a.r.m.ymoaengene6250]

When he kept making her hit her head against the steering wheel i couldn't breathe 🤣

[@DubberRucks]

Ikr - it's no wonder she died 😂

[@yourfbiagent8460]

1:05 I was laughing so hard💀💀💀💀 STOP THE CARRRR

[@thirdtodie5491]

I would LOVE more episodes of this, it's fun seeing you save people and putting clues together

[@negomi_rainshine8309]

I am so happy to have seen this. Daz is probably my favourite KZbinr tbh. And I need another video on this.

[@fairytail2839]

Casually worrying about the guys shirt staining while people r either dead or dying. Gotta get ur priorities ya know

[@JumpingMuffinGirl]

Game: Yes, Daz, so these here are boar footpr- Daz: "Oh, yeah! It was definitely a deer!"

[@Kripon777]

it’s 4 in the morning and i cant stop bloody laughing at daz dropping susanne onto the wheel every time he picks her up

[@cloudydays9433]

DAZ I HAVE BEEN WATCHING YOU FOR 4 YEARS NOW AND YOU ARE LITERALLY THE BEST KZbinR EVER YOU REALLY INSPIRE ME AND ALL I WANT IS A RELPY SAYING HI IZABELA PLEASE DAZ😭😭❤️

[@Unclevel]

Daz is great at singing. I would give Daz a gold buzzer!

[@melissanicholson3918]

It was definitely a deer "boar tracks" 😂😂😂

[@savannahdegroot1754]

literally 1 minute in he almost crashes and I nearly had a heart attack 😂

[@DubberRucks]

Apparently he forgot he was supposed to 🛑 *STOP* 🛑 accidents not cause them!

[@savannahdegroot1754]

@@DubberRucks yeah hit the brakes dont scream at them😂😂

[@elliecole1035]

Daz singing Stayin Alive while performing cpr is a new level of calm and has made my day

[@Fifaprofessional2913]

I’m not going in there 😮😮😮 Daz still goes in there 😂😂😂

[@everleighbascomb9027]

“OH IM STANDING ON HIM SHIT” 😭😭 6:30

[@11rhodesk]

IM NOT GETTING IN THERE. HIS ARM’S HaNgInG oFf!!

[@DubberRucks]

Come now Daz he can't hurt you... He's armless!

[@lukejeffrey-bashford8931]

10:00 😂😂😂this is why I love Daz😂😂

[@olivia7212]

I couldn’t breath this whole video!🤣

[@lilliebailey2489]

Daz needs to do another one of these vids because he could actually be good at saving ppl in real life

[@faithmoors]

DAZ SINGING STAYING ALIVE WHEN DOING CPR IS THE BEST THING EVER

[@imaginarygrant]

Imagine getting into a life threatening car crash and the only person around to save you is Daz...Yeah you'd be long gone

[@firstnamelastname-uz7gb]

I- kaiaga ✋💀

[@DubberRucks]

Yeah, your a$$ belongs in the shadow realm if he shows up

[@BrookelynnM8]

“They’re cookin!” 😂😭

[@leowilson2958]

I have never laughed so much in my laugh. Nearly woke my family up at 2.15 in the morning

[@togahimiko5269]

Daz:How's it going Dazzlers Subtitles : HOUSKOW DAS LEIRS

[@DubberRucks]

Apparently even the subtitles can't understand him 😂

[@lucky3onbroadway]

Daz: “I’M GONNA SAVE YOU- I’M GONNA SAVE YOU.... I THINK I’M GONNA SAVE YOU” Also Daz: “do I just blow the rest out with my mouth...” *weak blowing*

[@Lirtzie]

9:13 Daz: "definitely a deer" The clue says a Boar 😆

[@m.i.3334]

"Is there any point in checking him?? His LIVER is down the ROAD!" This cracked me up - and I'm studying to become a nurse, so you'd think I'd respond more appropriately 😅🙈

[@monaaaneekkk]

“Ha ha ha ha staying alive staying alive ha ha ha” 😂😂😂

[@koshimino]

still funny af even after the years omg 😭

[@SCgreat]

"and the kid is alive, without a mom" "probably because i let her burn too much" *sips tea*

[@djdjejjkfdkkxkkf987]

Daz is literally the reason why my humor is on point

[@frankiemcneice2845]

1:10 I thought that was the actual game😂

[@Adinrossburner]

lmao shit was funny as hell

[@daisyblossom8304]

*His Liver is Half way down the Road! Daz:Keeps Dropping Susan's head on the wheel* Daz:Omg she's not gonna remember her Sons birthday! Me:This is serious

[@bzl6541]

when the woman's head kept banging on the wheel oml im GALLOPING

[@pelzie9307]

I laughed so hard I cried and forgot how to breathe at Daz slamming suzannes face into the steering wheel... i’m probably giving the devil a good reason to take me

[@grace_demon19]

"probably because I let her burn a bit" *ad pops in* A freaking Domino's ads with the pizza in the oven. 😅😅😅 I cannot

[@themonkeyloveroutdoors9979]

NO one: Daz:alright sweeties let's have a look at the accidents here Me:I'm a sweetie yay

[@allysonzammito327]

I’m a 911 operator and I was loving that you knew the staying alive song for cpr compressions 😂😂😂

[@Jamsteo]

To the real fans that's reading this: You're Super intelligent and adorable human Your Epic My Dream is have 11k I been struggling to get thereee

[@queenbee3833]

So are u

[@arthur3234]

@@nuketown_viperclan2760 LMAO XD

[@Strange1001]

Thanks, I'm not subscribing though.

[@DubberRucks]

*I know I am.*

[@katiyy...luvy88]

0:55 gimme your gimme your gimme your attention baby haha and 1:03 stop the car stop the cARRRRR

[@youshallbenuked7024]

I was taught to sing either staying alive or another one bites the dust during CPR. What I like to do is start with “Staying alive” then if they are still not breathing switch to “another one bites the dust”😌