Worst Thing A Female Has Done On A Date | ShxtsnGigs Podcast

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This Week The Guys Discuss:
An 'ImJustBait' post about the worst thing a female has done on a first date and the hilarious comments.

[@TY-yj2en]

“For the sake of our relationship and our growth” these two have the friendship of dreams!!

[@TosinTosTos]

Honestly they do. And I wish we get to them interviewed talking about how their friendship started 🖤🖤

[@shesloud1047]

This is the best podcast, cause it’s literally homies just talking shit 😂😂😂

[@bathob3625]

I love it so much

[@megand8022]

😂😂

[@bronzebomber814]

Love them soon much

[@godspeedhero3671]

That's most life based podcasts tbh.

[@JoLo-yl3hf]

Is there an American version of them? Podcast.

[@isaurak6693]

Nah this is not okay. I've been bingeing these guys from one video to the next as if I don't have a whole medical degree to get on with. I've been watching so much I'm starting to pick up the lingo as if this is some relationship 😂😂😂😂😂

[@emmanuelaagyei7260]

Same.

[@jalissasostre3901]

I’m literally late everywhere now cause I can’t stop binge watching them 😂😂😂

[@skaranja07]

Same here! Can’t tell me I’m not from London bruv 😝

[@EminiAdegbenro]

I Can’t stop saying FAM to my wife 😂😂

[@GREGG2099]

@@EminiAdegbenro This one SWEETENED me!! 😂🤣

[@melodimoses4276]

"I don't want you to hide things from me" - what a wholesome friendship 🤟

[@TosinTosTos]

Like very!

[@SuchLovelyPoison]

I’m so American that I thought “she read my post” meant she read his statuses online 🤣🤣. Not realizing that “post” meant the “mail” 🤣🤣🤣

[@egomisfit]

I was like "oh....like POST office!!!!" 🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️

[@luvyourself353]

Me too🤣🤣

[@shamanlee111]

🤣

[@FrezhKiiD]

Lmao same

[@RisingPurpose9941]

I thought it was his 💩 😂 like a fortune teller or sumpt but with poop 🤷🏽‍♀️🤣 yep, I’ll see myself out 🏃‍♀️

[@LegcisRoyale]

"Drive then" "Walk then" easy, allow that.

[@muneebow]

Fire comment 🔥🔥🔥

[@blaklytstudios]

Went outside and fought, came back and was like “sorry for the interruption”. 🤣

[@paralegalkc]

Whaaaattttttt?!!!!!😂😂😂😂

[@TheQueenNoco]

Dawg!!!!!!

[@twinconceptsdesign]

Red flag fr

[@thecoolkidjonross]

I love her

[@marthamo1629]

“yeah so anyway what we’re you saying”

[@TheHypestHype]

I dated a girl before I met my wife. She was the sister of a girl in my youth BJJ class (I was the instructor). Anyway, we hit it off. Chatted about anime and food, etc. Got the courage to ask her if she wanted to go out for a bite to get to know each other better. So we went to a place called Johnny Rockets, old school diner style burger spot. Anywho. I was distraught when we started ordering food and she pronounced Hamburger as "Hangaburger". I thought it was a slip of the tongue, but she proceeded to say "Hangaburger" for the entire night. Suffice to say it was a solo date. Come to find out, she now has 3 kids and is in prison for burning her parents house down.... so yeah. Bullet dodged.

[@moneyisweird7862]

That escalated quickly hahaha omg

[@in8_ras]

WTF

[@Kailo.B]

That's so random HAHAHAHA omfg

[@SCF721]

Excuse me?!💀💀💀

[@JJ-jy9mr]

I choked on my okra soup💀 big man whattttt

[@Chameleon_Halo]

When someone on a date said to me “I’m asking you pacifically “. 😅😅😅

[@paralegalkc]

Excuse me??!!!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@malenak9691]

Not Atlantically?

[@TosinTosTos]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dr.j7542]

PARDON!?

[@wordsfrom1985]

Once my date said I was a starter... she had another 2 dates lined up that week as main course and dessert 😅🤦🏼‍♂️ absolute truth 💯

[@OmniLyrikal]

Uncouth much😂

[@NeroZenith]

Should have told her she was just your waitress, tell her to take your order and the order is some advice to stop being a slag

[@ninamatthews8747]

What did you do? Did you stay on the date with her?

[@kadeesha2002]

Wowww 😬😬😬😬

[@BenjiTheStaffy]

Should've looked suprised, laughed, then say..."Ahah no way, im literally doing the same thing, your the main course tho"

[@danielleondarzacipriani6966]

I could not stop laughing and binge watching. Found the pod initially on TT. Much love from the USA.

[@JusBee1811]

Me too... bin seeing pop up on my for you page but just started following them on other platforms! Hillllllarious! 😂

[@Danielle-iv8vj]

I don't think either of them would date an American girl.. if they did she would would be like a high society lady that wears pearls and stuff... Now i wouldn't leave a date to have an unprovoked fight (ridiculous)... But i have had a fight or two if provoked as have most American girls

[@JoejoeEng]

no one cares where ur from cuz

[@jessicaghattas6388]

2:20 HAD ME WHEN YALL MENTIONED SHE HAD TO ME MIDDLE EASTERN CAUSE OF HER AUDACITY. as a middle eastern, I died.

[@maza1234]

haha trust meeeeee

[@levelessa]

called my azeri ass right out fr

[@dqndicore]

We aren’t *that* sassy are we?

[@mieblackwell181]

​@@dqndicorewith love I say yes yes y'all can be lol 🤣🤌🏾

[@Carlosyabrudy]

These two are two of the most entertaining and watchable guys out there and I believe that later they will be huge. It’s very natural and the energy between these two guys is a rare thing to have. Talk Show next! Keep it coming guys. Funny as hell. Biggest ick is HAND TO HAND COMBAT!!!! 😂😂😂🤔🤔🤔😂😂😂😂😂

[@thabonyoni3707]

They're for sure the Aba and Preach of the UK!

[@teecass3160]

They're definitely huge now 🥰

[@bgs7410]

I broke my foot a few days before a first date and was on crutches. On the morning on the date, the girl cancelled because her ex was on crutches once and I reminded her of him too much 🤣

[@ChristinaQueenHeart]

CTFU 🤣🤣😂😂😆 emotional damage lol

[@MrEnKaye]

Dodged a bullet mate

[@lasandrab]

Insanity 😅

[@seulb23]

You dodged a huge bullet my friend

[@1NicolaPratt]

😂😂 the way he described the "drive den" girll too a T

[@ahmeddado9553]

The one who pronounces remember as ‘renember’ is also the same girl who pronounces Valentine’s Day as ‘Valemtimes Day’ 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Ayeishaperry-smith]

I cease to live!

[@thekingherself]

Most Jamaicans pronounce it this way

[@oldwelshlady6584]

There are so many things that people pronounce wrong. Especially you youngsters. It's embarrassing.

[@0nlyT4y]

Onion as ongion 😂

[@eloisegomes6673]

Says "crips" instead of "crips"

[@clementmckenzie7041]

A girl my boy was chasing, confessed to him she was transgender and that was why she hadn't returned his interest. So cool he begged off. About 2 years later he is working as an Uber driver and he picks her, her man and her new baby up from the maternity ward of the local hospital.

[@Bubbles-qh7ez]

Whoa🙊🙊🙊

[@Rashaadthegr8]

baby? how?

[@yoyomabach4518]

She lied 😂

[@ExodusX13]

@@Rashaadthegr8 damn bro, you slow? She lied to bin him off 🤣

[@MsTumz473]

Whoa 🤯

[@amysmith2371]

I saw this girl repeatedly driving on a moped on my way to work and she had a coat on everytime it looked like she was on her way to fight crime🤣

[@rustyscrew5776]

Having lived in China for a few years now, I don’t find it strange at all. Everyone has one. They’d rather use that than their car ,cause of traffic.

[@yahyaibnmartey7626]

😂😂😂😂

[@danastirling9294]

Yeah in Bermuda everyone has one there too, it does not seem strange to me

[@khanya5790]

😂 😂 😂

[@Tissi_Abella]

😂😂😂😂

[@toomuchEva]

Your guys' laughs are gonna heal me from trauma, I swear

[@ManLikeAggs1]

Redbull and vindaloo??? Her bathroom gets violated daily 😂😂😂😂

[@krisgurney9331]

I started watching this On Facebook I suffer with depression and these guys do nothing but brighten up my day. Appreciate you lot more than you know.

[@OmniLyrikal]

My mama used to say “making in front of me” instead of making fun of me. She was in her 20s before anyone corrected her😂🥴

[@ninadeol9534]

Mixed race ✅ Older sisters younger brothers ✅ Middle child ✅ Dad doesn't get a say ✅ Shit... I'm definitely that girl but still wouldn't say "drive then" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@aniialowe1980]

Is it just me, or was he describing Kim Kardashian?

[@user-ng2rb5ob9z]

@@sangoadam1530 🧐

[@Justazraa]

Same FR 😭

[@megand8022]

@@aniialowe1980 thought the same thing

[@Its_Carlos_Bruv]

🤣🤣🤣

[@SkorpzOfficial]

The vindaloo and a red bull one honestly killed me dead

[@41pyro30]

she came into my apartment and began reprimanding my dog for barking and being excited. it was the first time we'd hung out and the first time she'd met my dog.

[@saryarohit2925]

Ditch her, bruv! That's a no-go!!!!

[@gsd.hondoYT]

Was it also the last time?

[@divyak9980]

Nah no person could finish their sentence if they talk to my dog in a tone. Like who do u think your are? OUT!!

[@kennadamitz2148]

Blocked as soon as she leaves the house

[@41pyro30]

@@gsd.hondoYT sure was.

[@melygonzalez6824]

I’ve been binge watching these guys for the past week! It’s totally unhealthy the amount of videos I watch in one sitting 😭 they’re a part of my life now 😂

[@jenniferhill248]

Same here for me 😂😂

[@Nishala8]

Samsies!

[@rls831]

Lmao he said “Blink Twice if you’re sure!” I’m dying

[@VanessaDGAF305]

The way I ran to Google to find out what vindaloo is.

[@nomahlubigumede]

What is it?

[@tshegofatsosello3444]

@@nomahlubigumede according to Google, vindaloo is a very hot and spicy curry

[@erinh2704]

Me too 😂

[@superduperfly6076]

My delizioso 😆💨💨

[@midnightrebel1927]

I’m listening to this on the way to the shop and can’t help crotching down to laugh now everyone thinks I’ve lost the plot Totally worth it

[@bnunya8540]

What does “I’ve lost the plot” mean?

[@tumerator]

That she is crazy

[@kivigray0423]

😂 I almost wish they kept saying “renember” for the rest of the episode. lol

[@dianebesing6040]

I can't stop!! I've been hooked for weeks now...every spare sec I'm binge watching anything I can find!! These guys are hilarious!! My stomache muscles are paying the price...worth it!!!! Fam!!! Fam!!! Worth it!!! I'm in love!!! Thank you for the laughter guys!!! ❤

[@crystalalfaro1431]

"Somewhere with too much audacity.." too funny! 🤣🤣

[@Bonderz88]

Can’t believe I’ve only just discovered you two. Best thing I’ve found on the internet in so long! Love the content 💯

[@kayd465]

I want to have a friendship as wild as you guys lol the laughs!

[@jays_a_jinx95]

I found you guys on tiktok and loved the clips and then your KZbin and it’s even better. Always get a laugh lol 😂🤣☠️🤣😂

[@GothicUndone]

The “Drive Then” scenario James just described the Khardashians and the main girl Kendall Jenner

[@elettramia6380]

Kendal isn’t a kardashian she has no middle eastern/ Armenian ancestry

[@daniellematou8236]

I actually wanna see pt 2 of these. I feel like men go through so much it’s ridiculous what these women do 😂😂🤣 soooo funny !

[@nanaamponsah5734]

James' agenda against london girls is too jokes

[@godrules3596]

As a London boy the agenda is true these beasts be on some other shit sometimes especially South London girls😂😂

[@destinywilliams2354]

Went on a date with a guy 4'9 ick.... and he took me to the mall to sit and watch people walk around... Then I told him I'm going to McDonald's in the attempts to leave this horrible date which didnt work... We got there and I proceed to order I ask him if he wants anything he tells me no. Then I get my food and he was upset that I didn't want to share.... The only thing I ordered was a Sundae....

[@ink825]

WHAT.

[@ShanteK.]

Oh HELL naw 🥴

[@destinywilliams2354]

@@ink825 🤷🏾‍♀️

[@destinywilliams2354]

@@ShanteK. tell me about it and then asked for a second date....

[@tayo0404]

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@oldenoughtoknowbetter5824]

Went on a date with a girl. Found out that earlier in the week, when we were on the phone, she was on the way to ANOTHER dudes house, the guy she had been messing with for a time. He moved away a few days later, and she was sad, so she went out with me hoping I would cheer her up, from another dude?? How was I supposed to take that? What would a woman's reaction be if the situation was reversed?? she was also rude to waitstaff so it was over for me

[@lordmarsgaming1935]

You're the rebound... so handle it then move along simple as that. And if you can't read between the lines, handle it means s*x ...

[@oldenoughtoknowbetter5824]

@@lordmarsgaming1935 I knew that. We just met, so she owed me nothing,

[@MsTumz473]

Being rude to waitstaff should be considered a crime. Not cool

[@Samson16436]

From a woman: if I'm really horny for him I'd be like "ok whatever" and smash but maybe feel a bit "i can do better..". If I'm full of air atm (like feeling cocky and blown up self-confidence, full of yourself you know) I'd be like "yeeah come here and I'll make you forget all about her"

[@Chelle81]

She said all of that. Did she still expect you to pay?

[@arjansanghera4689]

Loving the short format podcasts. Hilarious content as always !

[@Bubblies005]

This made me feel better about the times I acted like a mess on a first date. 😂

[@shaywatson4285]

Idk why it took KZbin so long to expose me to these 2. Damn their dynamic is amazing!

[@camillegreen9144]

I got tears pouring down my face naaah you Guys are too much!!! it's like we are friends and I'm included 😁 Love the Laughs

[@jazzzy_babbby]

As an Indian, a Red bull with a Vindaloo is WILD. Like how you eating something hot AF then flushing it down with a carbonated drink?! You really don't care about your own health and safety 🤣😭🤣😭😭🤣🤣

[@SummerSolstice621]

James: talking about 👅🍆 Fuhad: “My jaw” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@hindenburg2006]

Idk WHY i thought i could listen to this while doing my post-workout stretch - every 10 seconds I'm collapsing from laughter🤣

[@traceyoneill8627]

Red bull and Vindaloo 😅😅.. her guts must have been begging for sweet release 🤣🤣🤣

[@KK-dt1rp]

Man said 'vindaloo hot hot ting'. Lmaooooooo

[@johhnmathews]

“Where were you raised?!” 😂😂

[@sydneymoman]

The way he described Kim Kardashian in the first question🤣

[@dattrax7]

Biggest laughs at the end of a stressful week. Thank you so much. Subbed and watched two more hilarious male and female dating funny biz. Comment sections are golden comedy. These three vids are going to be entertaining for a few weeks.

[@2Real2Rell]

Yo I found y’all just clicking from video to video and I’m subscribing. Literally this is one of the most entertaining pods out there. Ima get abs watching you guys. This one took it out of me. You ever have coffee shoot out your nose lmao cause I did. Keep up the work fellas. I’m on it for the long haul now

[@jastallion45]

The urinal.. Nah nah... Punches are flying 🔞🔞🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@delvinking5151]

My American ass has no idea what a "Ven de louis"? Is lol... but he saying that shit like lines from Hamilton and its fukkin SENDING ME!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 *Hits subscribe lol

[@tomsadd9864]

Vindaloo - Indian curry

[@joannevanniekerk238]

why did RENEMBER take me out 🤣🤣🤣

[@faith870]

Somehow stumbled across these guys for the first time a few hours ago and subbed before I even finished the first video. I have one friend that I act like this with, all jokes, it’s great. Love their friendship 🫶🏻

[@JaTheBigKid]

Hey guys pls can u being back the thing where u can see sections of the video cos I like listening to red flags and icks when brushing my teeth , otherwise love ur content 😁😁

[@kavw7595]

I ik

[@kendrixxxoliviaaa2100]

As a female who’s gone on dates with girls too, the struggle with both of us trying to pay for stuff throughout the date is quite traumatizing and hilariously annoying lol 😆

[@SimonKnight1023]

Damn a woman paying? I wish I could be a lesbian.

[@Blizzy.514]

@@SimonKnight1023 if you’re dating a girl and she never pays she’s just using you

[@Sarah-kv3qs]

@@SimonKnight1023 Transition. 😂

[@SimonKnight1023]

@@Sarah-kv3qs For free meals?! Lmao oh naaaah

[@SimonKnight1023]

@@Blizzy.514 what If she’s an unemployed , virgin that handles the house duties

[@carlagromotka2527]

Omg you literally described the Kardashians in the second one 😂😂😂

[@babymegs10]

You guys are genuinely hilarious 😂😂😂

[@do3258]

Pahahahahaah "mixed with someone with too much audacity" 😂😂😂😂

[@amin2962]

lol he describing that girl that said "drive then" and he's just describing the kardashian family and that middle child is actually kim

[@puseletsoish]

You guys kill me 🤣. Love your friendship so much.

[@toniminor161]

Wait wait wait, you guys said “your mind goes west” and we say “your mind goes south” and now I want to know how this saying came to be 😂

[@munzm8178]

First podcast to make me laugh this way! I love me 90s baby show but this one is for laughing out loud. Going straight to patreon!

[@afrikita86]

Hot hot ting!! 😂😂😂 Where were you raised?? Tears are coming out of my eyes.

[@robertvasquez4602]

"Drive then" 🤣🤣🤣 what she thought he was her cab.

[@kd9505]

Wow I feel attacked. I'm white English mixed with Turkish Cypriot and from london 🤣🤣 that segment made me stop doing my makeup and think they was @ing me

[@Shanta-j7d]

She complained she went to the CHEESECAKE FACTORY😅

[@revolvedronin6271]

“Only to stand in at the urinal next to her” damn was that date in Thailand? 🤣🤣

[@sianthompson8638]

Mega love from South Africa...loved this

[@aleyshahoney4489]

As a mixed brum girl I am appalled at this .... reputation we have for ourselves... fighting someone who's wronged you ok fair but a red bull with a vindaloo !!!!!!!

[@carlalove5187]

vindaloo and a red bull!!!😅😅😅😅 she's a savage.... 😂

[@theancientsam]

Guys this needs to be a weekly series

[@breannaanderson3169]

You guys keep me laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I know when a vid pops up on my feed……. Ima be crying laughing

[@it.z_zahara]

Omg this one was hilarious had me rolling 😭🤣🤣

[@LC-se8pw]

"drive then" ... Gtfo my damn car. Fr I ain't playin 😂

[@MarufaAkhter]

I have a colleague who keeps saying “Santhin” instead of “somethingl” and they say something A LOT!! Drives me CRAZYYYY 🤣

[@latalik2518]

Why I thought listening to you man while I'm going for a run would be a good idea I have no idea....I am in pain from laughing 😂 you could NEVER live it down 🤣🤣

[@1963krb]

Charolette Dobre sent me your way so give her a thank you! I’m a 59 yo mom who sent you on to her 20 yo son at university

[@nmartin802]

James made a whole profile of this woman from an Instagram comment 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

[@kayliamckenzie1137]

The man said hot hot got me too😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AL-uq7qe]

the outburst of laughter @ 7:02 🤣🤣

[@user-sw6jm8hj2p]

English isnt my first language so when you were talking about the moped i imagined a segway🤣

[@drewbennett9520]

5:59 “Ahh my jaw” cmon man 😂😂😂

[@stobbyenduromx9692]

My fiancé and I have been binging your vids for a while now. It’s inspired me to gather up my boys for a piss up again.

[@andrewh.5509]

I watch alllllll if the TT posts over the last few months. Now I’m here, hearing the rest of the stories finally 🤣

[@jessik615]

Im american. These dude and the English slang makes it funnier. Especially the vindaloo thing. I think its Indian food. But just hearing them say it over and over had me crying. 😂

[@melissabrock4114]

Vindaloo isn't english slang lmao

[@godrules3596]

How is vindaloo English slang? Americans don't know what vindaloo is? Daaaaamn💀😂😂

[@danaglass1265]

I’m American and I knew what it was.

[@charliebrown4744]

I'm so glad someone put me on to these guys, made my day 🤣

[@PyroBunny-i1y]

Standing at the urinal next to her!!!! 😂😂 Bet his face turned into this!! --> 😱😰😭 & the vindaloo chick sounds like lister from red dwarf 😂😂😂

[@bbee7973]

Standing at the urinal ???? Hahahahah drive then ?!!! Away from me 😂😂😂😂

[@deano27592]

you boys make me laugh so much. im so happy i found this pod. keep it up

[@daniellematou8236]

Lmaooooo y’all are so funny. I cannot stop laughing I literally laugh the whole time ! British people are generally really funny to me. The sarcasm gets me everytime

[@evi1kitty642]

🤣😂🤣😭😭 That last one is PURE Comedy🥊💨🤪

[@x-starlight-x]

Vindaloo + red bull = I pray for her bowels 💩

[@taima6313]

I was attacked from the first one 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@queenzlewis4650]

I love how they keep it 💯 and just crack up laughing the whole time.

[@makeluvnotwar4255]

@ 3:15 I damn died 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@acfarob69]

So true! Keep it a secret on purpose and I find out by 3rd party???? It’s over…for life! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣