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[@PressPowerPlay]

Imagine how scary it would be hearing a man you are alone with say "enough of this nice guy act." I would be scared I wouldn't make it home.

[@geraldking9385]

🤣🤣

[@PressPowerPlay]

@@geraldking9385 😳

[@geraldking9385]

@@PressPowerPlay that shit sound wild as hell in the comment , but when I heard them say it, it sounded sinister af 😳

[@justhere4food552]

THAT part... Like welp I'm prolly finna get clapped 😩😩

[@PressPowerPlay]

@@geraldking9385 so true!! When I heard them say it I was reminded of that time I was kidnapped and sexually assaulted by my date. He never said it out of his mouth but that's basically what he did.😭

[@fignewton0000]

"Bitch I said I like you" made my stomach hurt from laughter XD

[@enchantressdch1207]

Kinda sweet in a weird twisted kinda way...

[@skarrlettewinter6669]

I'd laugh my ass off, it wouldn't even be a turn off. It's surprising, but I could be called worse, and women are always calling each other bitch. I feel if you're allowed to call another woman bitch, you can get called bitch. Platonically and romantically. I'd still ask him not to disrespect me like that, but it wouldn't be an immediate turn off and depending on the tone I'd likely get turned on ( but that's 'cause I'm kinky and into stuff like that).

[@mulkimohamed3436]

Mee tooooooooo Ross true story heard it before loool

[@tammyboogrant7527]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 mercy

[@jjgriffiniv1307]

Woman of KZbin tell me you would still go out with him 😂😂😂 if some guy said that (hopefully in a joking manner)

[@mikeilabiddle1757]

They missed the best part of the story at 3:40 because the dude didn't just put on football highlights. He put on HIS OWN football highlights.

[@amandabolden3172]

Yeah I noticed that!!! 😂😂😂

[@ingamzekandaba175]

But that's so much worse 🥴

[@jacmar16]

From hs!!!! Not college but the wackkk ass old videos from hs …… I’m deadddd 🤣🤣

[@mogolokefalotseramalebang9049]

I'm SCREAMING😭💀

[@robynxx4192]

Howling 😂😂😂

[@chickennugget8948]

Had this guy come over, he asked me if I had an extra tooth brush. I did & give it to him, as I give it to him I offered him a face cloth. He was like “what’s that for?” I said if you wanna wash you’re face. This man turns & looked me dead in the eyes & says “I’m not the one with acne.” When I tell you my jaw dropped. It wasn’t even that bad, I had like 3 pimples on my chin from my new birth control. Never again 😒

[@foresttrump]

Lmaooo that nigga really said "You thought I was feeling you?"

[@princesstraiger192]

You should of said and I'm not the one with the stank breath.

[@blue7609]

omg he sounds like such a dumbass and a nasty one. I feel sorry you had to deal with that kind of person! first up, even though you didn't have acne, it isn't even caused by having dirty skin so he insulted you about something he doesn't even understand 🙄Even the NHS says the cleanliness of skin has no effect on acne. Plus, does he think not having acne or spots means he shouldn't wash his face??? Natural face oils and sweat and grime from outside air gathers on peoples faces whether we have spots or not so he still needs to clean his face lmao. What a gross guy! Crazy how many guys don't understand basic hygiene and think they don't need to clean 🤢🤮 you dodged a bullet hun

[@corrinjessen]

The fact that man who comes to your house with nasty ass breath has the nerve to say that to you 🤣

[@koketsomamogobo7515]

@@foresttrump 😭😭😭😭😭

[@bellebonebag8096]

"You're a grown man stealing sweets?" Plot twist: He was actually three toddlers stacked in a trench coat

[@TheFilmbroad]

Was she dating Andrew Dice Clay? According to comedian Natasha Leggero, Andrew Dice Clay, said he stole candy because they taste better that way.

[@tracydorsey1675]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@es7her606]

@@TheFilmbroad bruh💀

[@sdingozuma6953]

princess carolines boyfriend

[@gigiarmany4332]

Bo Jack Horseman Style😂🤣

[@asakhedambuza5248]

“But I ate it in the car, DIDNT I?”😭😭😭

[@Cantetinza17]

Eww imagine kissing him not knowing he just ate someone's 🐱

[@asakhedambuza5248]

@@Cantetinza17 😭I’d evaporate !!!

[@spacebar9733]

no actually u didnt !

[@reverb3478]

Fucking hell😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@NoName-sp5dp]

@@Cantetinza17 this is why I try not to kiss the first few dates

[@CoCoQueen910]

Yoooo, the commentary, British accent & slang, and genuine Black man laughter is EVERYTHING!

[@dejanaemcgauley945]

Love it!!

[@naejames3603]

Definitely dig it

[@jacebeleren3591]

First time?

[@rayray80234]

I appreciate that their first response to the "No more nice guy act" was that it was scary. Yes. That is absolutely scary & I'm glad she was able to leave

[@WhatAudryEats]

I thought these were gonna be sex stories of how guys thought they were rocking it during sex but we’re actually failing 😂😂

[@kaykay7271]

Me too

[@luanne80]

me too

[@ChimerezeNwosu]

Exactly, me too... Maybe the respondents misunderstood perhaps?

[@EmpressAshe]

😂 Same

[@cocomo3141]

Ok yea me too...

[@valeriejoseph_]

The bob wig part 😭😭😭😂

[@Bikinbottommunch]

To be honest i would have still hit it lol that incident sounds hilarious.I’d make him keep the wig on so I can feel like I’m cheating lol

[@ceejayteevee76]

Nah man suspect. My baby dad did that once. I moved out.

[@ellx3979]

Haven’t had a good laugh like that in awhile

[@rossevans9900]

The wig man😭

[@keeneshacyster7420]

Girl I was laughing so hard😭😭🤣

[@mrspaceforever]

the wig one 😂😂😂😂😂 I would literally be so mad at myself for allowing him in my house 💀

[@rainvast8982]

Damn you need to develop some sense of humor

[@Fashionistjayrenee]

The Bob was BOBBING @!!!

[@changetocome100]

Truthfully tho I wouldnt have my wig out in the bathroom, a bit of blame to go around 😊

[@beaushaynorton1334]

Gotta put the wig on after you secure the cheeks 😂

[@vivianagbegha2712]

It’s giving serial killer/Silence of the Lambs to me

[@MorbidKat]

"Enough of this nice guy shit I'm ready to fuck" is the MOST r/niceguys line ever lmao

[@AnouSuccubi]

Fr!!!!!!

[@DashaTheDivineDivah]

I don't know what's funnier, the fact that this happens to many women, your commentary, your genuine giggles of delight and embarrassment for these clowns or the fact that at least 3 of these things have happened to me lol

[@prod.twnt2153]

the I'm wet asf, the bunk bed, and previous porn link my guesses

[@VeniceK]

Not the 3😂😂😂😂

[@geraldking9385]

Damnn not 3 😂, which ones were they?

[@itxchivp4783]

@@geraldking9385 ur mom

[@fillergorilla]

I would guess precum, the rap thing and the back up :D

[@lukejoshua-williams5400]

Fuhad’s laugh after wet af is the best thing I’ve ever heard

[@dmart2311]

Precisely when I came to type. That laugh PUT ME OUT!!!

[@midwestqueen9683]

I’m f’in gushin 🤣🤣🥴🥴

[@terrifletcher1698]

He gets so tickled. It's so cute 🤭

[@georginarippingale9627]

Agreed

[@cissy2194]

First date with a guy, he tells me whoever he marries will have to sign a prenup revoking all rights to his house because he refuses to give something to someone who didn’t buy it. I told him that was fair, as long as he didn’t expect me to contribute financially to the upkeep of said home (I.e. property tax, renovations, landscaping, home repairs and such). He got quiet and said “oh no, those things have to be split cause you’re living together”. I didn’t argue, I finished my dinner, when the check came I gave my card to the waiter, told the guy have a nice day and left. The following day he texted me talking about what a good time he had and how sexy it was that I paid. I never responded. Financial transparency is important so I didn’t have a problem with that, but his whole energy was that of “mine mine mine”. Someone like that, isn’t ready for a relationship let alone marriage.

[@anonymousdonor]

I got asked to coffee on a first date. At the end of the date, he asked me on a second date to frozen yogurt and followed it up with, "but, can we go dutch, cause I'm not made of money." My coffee was $3.75.

[@Igbobabexoxo]

Never go on coffee dates ! Lunch or dinner only!! 🫠😂 Get to know guys as much as you can before meeting them. He needs to be comfortable to spend money and you need to comfortable showing up

[@JustMe-vs1kj]

I feel like a coffee dat would be too short like how long are y’all gonna talk over 1 coffee?? You’re barely getting to know him 😅

[@ChooseFreshAtSubway]

@@JustMe-vs1kj the activity is completely irrelevant if the conversation and vibe is flowing. I’ve had ice cream dates last 3 hours before lol

[@jusletursoulglobaby]

@@ChooseFreshAtSubway it's only confusing to someone with ZERO conversation skills

[@NoIDontActuallyLiveInSeattle]

Like I understand guys wanting to go dutch on things…that’s absolutely fine. But you need to be more tactful on how you ask for this. If 3.75 and froyo is busting your budget, that’s a dealbreaker for me. Are you still in highschool? Personally, I was of the opinion that I would pay for dates just because I can. I work a well-paying job and do okay for myself. But I think I’m gonna do what other girls do and have them pay first…just to suss out, one, the ones who are broke (and most likely to mooch) and two, the cheap ones cause ain’t nobody trying to be with someone who’s gonna be counting EVERY PENNY that comes out their pocket. I understand budgeting but that’s too much. Edit: In the interest of fairness, I think one party pays for the food and the other pays for the activity and if there’s another date, you switch which you pay for. Idk.

[@creativeink4407]

The no hand soap in the bathroom one could also be a sign of him being unhygienic and she didn't want to risk an infection

[@Butterfly1798]

Biggest pet peeve! With everyone! I always look for that! And people may have soap and still don’t use the soap

[@creativeink4407]

@@Butterfly1798 ......its a reasonable worry........

[@chanellebooysen9570]

That was my first thought

[@Bellecassie]

I didn’t think of any other reason

[@joyos413]

Yup

[@Bayanda7]

"As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death" 🤣🤣🤣

[@aqua6613]

I take a look at my life and realize there's nothing left...

[@krismiskarol]

That had me cacklinggg omg 😅

[@AshleyThashica]

Boondocks theme song

[@cupofmilk5901]

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@robinlight]

@@AshleyThashica its Coolio

[@Napptrully_Beautiful]

"You got me wet af" made me physically laugh out loud!!

[@mynameis11111]

I would have been like “that’s not how sex works” 😒 lol

[@justobserving4862]

@@mynameis11111 a man getting hard when sexually motivated is actually how sex works or getting wet, men do ejaculate that as well is also how sex works

[@glor009]

😂😂

[@isidrosevier1125]

When I read fumbling the coochie I thought they were going to be stories about guys not knowing, how to play with the coochie. Maybe we should get some stories like that next. This was still funny as hell. Had me rolling. Also, James fade is 🔥 af.

[@JuneCreat.r]

I WAS WAITING FOR THOSE STORIES FROM THE START.

[@ericdecker2914]

You mean the ones? kzbin.info/www/bejne/h4Sxlq2mq9KpeKM

[@jonathanxavier2026]

Nah we need stories of women fumbling the family jewels.

[@Phushprada1]

Same here

[@Cantetinza17]

I was on a date with a guy that was trying to save some cash on the date. I'm all for saving some cash, but when he argued because coupons were expired or he didn't want to pay full price for a lobster, I was good.

[@quannaschilling]

He picked the place?

[@brandonWilliams-yr4re]

@@quannaschilling I’m doubting it lol. Entrapment.

[@inyourdreams444]

@@brandonWilliams-yr4re Well if you're planning to pay for a date, why not suggest something within your budget? Men need to stop trying to date/impress women if you can't afford to go on a date without a coupon then you didn't belong going out that day, period. 100% of dates I went on the guy chose the spot. Considering that he had a coupon, I'm guessing he planned to go there. Embarrassing.

[@spacebar9733]

@@brandonWilliams-yr4re that doesnt mean you yell about expired coupons 😭

[@Megan-vn3yt]

@@brandonWilliams-yr4re i highly doubt dude just casually had coupons for a restaurant he didn't pick

[@OplzITSCreez]

Flu powders!?? Was she going to the witch doctor?! 😆😂🧙🏾‍♂️

[@aqua6613]

I thought they said FLEA powders 😆

[@longhairgetinthere]

I think she means Thera Flu 🤧

[@aaliyab]

We have BC powder and Goody powder in the US for pain relief. Maybe they have some for flu too.

[@rupeoverlay3153]

Like Lemsip innit

[@The_muslim_womans_hour]

Lemsip flu is a powder

[@booksmakeeverythingbetter7526]

If a man said ANYTHING along the lines of "Enough of this nice guy act", I'd be terrified that I'd never see my Family again and HOPING the last things I'd said to them were nice. Thats a phrase and attitude that's makes you think you're never going home.

[@Mel-hv8zn]

Went out on a date with this guy for the first time at 20 years old. We’d plan to go to a restaurant and he offered to drive me there since I didn’t have a car (we both lived in the same dorm on campus). He drove to an empty somewhat abandoned parking lot and said “wanna hop in the back or just do it in the front?” Like ?????? I just ubered back

[@2crisp63]

🤣🙏

[@katrinarobinson1037]

So direct 😂😂😂

[@taraloker6045]

Gross.

[@user-bn1lb8ey9v]

that is literally terrifying

[@jonathanxavier2026]

He knows what he wants.

[@CampslewFitnessTraining]

Yo.... "Bunk-bed niggas have to smash too" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's the bar of the week 🤣🤣🤣

[@betti3869]

this took me OUT 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@poeticami5641]

He made it look nice and everything 😂

[@Jay-cz7fc]

Bruh that shit real 😂😂😂 can’t be discriminating out here

[@chapellezag1840]

Lmao!!😂😂😂 Same!

[@mikmak2102]

“No hand soap in the bathroom” yeah that’s a red flag 😂

[@crazydragy4233]

More like a whole parade sister xd

[@Chasinginger_]

The “wet” one made me scream out loud!!! 💀💀💀

[@babyleo8655]

I probably would’ve let him smash 🤣 you innocent man

[@justobserving4862]

@@babyleo8655 I don't know what to say the possibilities are she lost attraction for him because he was extremely attracted to her and or was sexually inexperienced. some women are just shallow

[@JC-eb6jl]

Yes, we need this. Because men will tell whatever story to blame why it didn't work on women and they really don't realize what they did in the situation

[@haroldfoster4607]

“I can’t keep this mask on anymore.. run me the top now”.. is a craaazzzyy line 😂😂😂😂

[@girliusmaximus]

LMAO the way he described the guy who put the wig on.. "Edna Mode style". Took me all the way out. The reenactments period. These guys are awesome.

[@Theberrychica]

Not “ee eeeee” 😂 hhahahahahahahaha

[@biggmonie]

"Bitch I said I like you!!"🤣🤣🤣 These dudes are Savages!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@83gemm]

I had a date with a guy who had liked me for years in college (I didn’t know, but he finally confessed). I got an ear infection and told him I didn’t feel up to it. He kept begging and I kind of went out of spite, like, I am sick, dude. So we were sitting in the movie theater and he kept awkwardly trying to lean into me. No arm around the shoulder or hand holding. Just kind of nudging. Then this man leaned in and stuck his tongue in my infected ear!

[@gtikr61]

Omfg😮

[@morganerinna2579]

Sick.

[@CSMaaaann]

WOW!!

[@abrilselenemancedo8077]

This is actually insane

[@lakiaray3982]

As women, we have millions of the stories like these unfortunately 😂

[@leoneranger9348]

😩 so true

[@HFFCANADA]

And I thought my few awkward interactions when I was younger was bad. These men out here just cockblocking themselves

[@AnouSuccubi]

Fr

[@divalove421]

Boa but we get called gold diggers for wanting more than THIS 😒

[@azaravalerie9832]

@@divalove421 don't go for rich niggas bc they are rich, don't go for attractive niggas bc they are attractive, don't reject someone bc they are "too nice" or "He didn't wow" you. It's not hard

[@merock12341]

L O L my tweet made it 😭. I’m the wig tweet and he wasn’t white which is the craziest part 😭😭😭

[@geraldking9385]

🤣🤣

[@madisonmalena]

Oh nah there ain’t no excuse for that 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@slimynip]

LMAODOSO JUST DECIDED WHAT WAS YOURS WAS HIS

[@koketsomamogobo7515]

😭💀💀

[@Queenlikesoul]

Oooooohhhh nooooooooooooooo

[@nenej.phillips]

“Bitch I said I like you!” made me choke on food. 😂😂😂

[@keyaishathomas]

Idk whether to laugh in solidarity or submit my experiences 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[@snippets981]

Submit, submit!!😂👏👏👏

[@Lady_Angela1]

Both 😈

[@feeldabeat2wayz673]

I have stories to tell to make a book 😁 lol 20s were crazy

[@Beautyinthebreakdown.]

The Bob was swinging 😂😂😂 killed me!

[@divalove421]

Mfer said like Edna Mode😂

[@sarascott201]

My first date ever at 19 years old, the guy stopped at a gas station for us both to get something to drink since we were going to go to the park. He comes out to his car where I'm sitting, cracks open one of those giant cans of Arizona tea and chugs the whole thing in one breath and then when he's finished he starts breathing heavy. Was I supposed to be impressed?!?!

[@landosampson9928]

waitttt 😂😂

[@solaris5922]

He should be showing a man how impressive his liquid swallowing technique is. 😂

[@dancing_qu33n]

😂😂

[@bettyboop54]

Sounds like my 8 year old. 😭😭😭

[@ShaulDawg]

Yes, that's very impressive

[@kindofyoung]

If a man ever goes in my bathroom and comes back with my wig on, we’re gonna have to square up 😂

[@MzJazzy123100]

Literally

[@theHigh3nergyHuman]

Lmaooo

[@deziboy5150]

That’s hilarious lol

[@Str885]

Some of this was hilarious and a few were scary AF. Dating seems too dangerous nowadays. SMH.

[@katrinarobinson1037]

Facts

[@TimTheEnchanter0]

They love to say ‘nOt aLL mEn’!

[@sageart4771]

​@@TimTheEnchanter0because it's true? Like saying all women are gold digging sluts when it's not tue LOL

[@keyani3643]

Pookie and RAY RAY don't have these problems.

[@ThyBait]

@@TimTheEnchanter0grow up

[@shani13xx]

The only time a guy in a bunk bed is getting smashed is in prison… any other time is unacceptable 🤣

[@Project199x]

Could've been a loft bed tho. People call them bunk beds all the time

[@tics1279]

@@Project199x That was my first thought. I don't know how a full grown man could fit comfortably on a bunk bed (do they come in a size other than twin?), or why an adult would purchase one when a regular queen size is probably cheaper. She probably never saw a loft bed before.

[@Project199x]

@@tics1279 Lol right. I love loft beds, had one myself cause of my tiny space

[@blus17]

Or in highschool thata how i lost my virginity

[@Calvinje88]

Maybe college dorms lol.

[@thankmelautner]

The Wicked Witch of the West laugh at 4:29 sweeted me 💀

[@MrBarneyDinosaur]

Sounds like Turk when he has Bugles on his fingers in Scrubs. kzbin.info/www/bejne/eJmlo5yMrtGWd7c

[@LifeOfAiriLasha]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nicolewairi6551]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Ymario37]

Damn 😂😂😂

[@rayne8029]

the most normal conversation I have EVER heard two men have about women in my life

[@ArianaLarimar]

The swinging wig had me rolling. You guys are so funny. 😊

[@lisamamani6467]

🤣🤣🤣 Men can be so CRIIIIIIINGE. Hecticccccccc 😂😭

[@lisamamani6467]

Bob was swiiiinging 🤣🤣🤣

[@chickenmilk120]

As a dude im crackin up at the wig🤣🤣🤣 me and my brothers did that to my mom everyday

[@chiemxerxobi]

Y’all too

[@jonathanxavier2026]

We're just fun. Women, not so much.

[@EmSeezStudio]

We are too🤣😂🤣

[@danastirling9294]

Their laughs is what is making me laugh even more

[@Kelvin-nh4bg]

Facts 😂

[@Jasmin94_]

Even in relationships, men can fumble. And it’ll be hygiene every time! 😂😂😂 Y’all get too comfortable. I was like 22 but I’ll never forget cause we had been together for like 4 years. I had a roommate, so when I was alone, he rushed over, forgot to put on socks… And put on some knock off converse…. When he took them off… no 😭😭😭😭😭 I just couldn’t pretend to be into it. The smell was just too overwhelming 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Sent him to the shower and gave him a whole speech about hygiene and then roomie came back. 😂😂😂😂

[@AnouSuccubi]

He has wore them without socks before lol

[@wendyramirez516]

5:48 “The bob is bobbin’ “ 😂😂😂 I love the accent on top of that tooooo 😍😍😍😂😂

[@Rno352]

With the hand movements.. It killed me.

[@scarlettfrancesca]

This was hilarious and wild! Men wonder why women choose to stay single or are quite selective with their time… These stories are just the tip of the iceberg of the horrors that women deal with on a daily basis.

[@jacobvanausdeln1696]

Went on a date with a girl from tinder, get there and she has a broken leg… I mean things happen but you could at least say something. Anyway turns out she got it from running from the cops. 🤦‍♂️ And I’m out. Men go threw wild shit too.

[@esmereldasnickles8056]

@@jacobvanausdeln1696 💀💀💀

[@samoriab5999]

Men don't sit around wondering nothing about you...could care less

[@adlwas8176]

Half of these are actually funny asf. Idk wtf your on about "horrors"

[@saint5105]

@@adlwas8176 deadass Some of these are just plain funny😹😹 Horror? Where?

[@OplzITSCreez]

Rugby Breh on his first black experience was tooo accurate!! 🤣🧔🏻‍♀️

[@Billabongbabalog]

The Lads are mad. It's in our nature.

[@tiaraballard3086]

This guy took me on a date to the movies (I worked at the theater, so the tickets were free). He asked if I wanted anything from the concession stand, and while I was ordering, he walked away and went to sit in the theatre. I peaked in and saw him sitting, then went back to the ticket counter and exchanged my ticket for a different movie. 🙃 All I ordered was nachos (my drink was free).

[@mariakhan7986]

Good for you girl.

[@sukhwinderkaur3844]

As you should! Nice job girl

[@kamipride9288]

What kind of guy does that?

[@vincentritter7466]

@@kamipride9288 a guy who doesn't want to pay for movie tickets

[@kamipride9288]

@@vincentritter7466 some guys are just a***holes

[@GinandTonic369]

This starts out with “in a plate”. I’ll see you your plate and raise you an empty used pizza box 🤣

[@valerieh325]

WHATT lmaoooo how did you respond

[@GinandTonic369]

@@valerieh325 with a non sequitor “nice use of your trash pizza box.” 🤣

[@Kailo.B]

"BITCH I SAID I LIKE YOU" Would have got me tbh

[@GDL364]

?

[@Kailo.B]

@@GDL364 Yes?

[@jujutrini8412]

He sounds like a psychopath!

[@Kailloumitchell]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@graceandtemperance]

and that’s my problem now 😭

[@Killixn_]

This is the first time I've come across y'all and I just need to say - where have you been all my life? I haven't laughed like this in a while 😭❤️

[@girliusmaximus]

😭😭 I said the same thing.

[@starniella]

SAME!!!! 😂

[@GalaticNick888]

No fr!!

[@osoloso4863]

Trust that’s how most people find them see a clip then we’re hooked

[@olivershedden9764]

Fuhad's witch cackle gets me every time 4:28

[@whisperywind8768]

The man that stole sweets and put them in the jacket is killing me

[@thandeka5924]

" Imagine bro!" "OH nah, I couldn't! " *baffled face* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sarahfrench2669]

It takes a lot to really make me laugh but this whole thing had me dying 😂😂

[@Cantetinza17]

I'm wheezing and coughing, I'm laughing so hard.

[@sarahfrench2669]

When James said “that’s my sensy” 🤣🤣

[@tranequafauntleroy1427]

The empathy for the bunk bed niggas is sendingggg me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 “they do. They dooo” 😭😭😭

[@lav7161]

I don't know what's crazier, the "enough of mr nice guy stuff" or the "teehee" guy LMAO!!!!

[@alexriggs3158]

Fuhad’s giggle after the wet asf one 😂😂

[@chy8427]

This was the procrastination I needed 😂😂😂 “my sensis”

[@zabathembumthembu7412]

James saying TEEHEE really got me😹😹😹

[@izziwosu]

I was seeing this guy and we were really into each other. He was fine af. He looked exactly like my favorite basketball player, had his own business, and seemed like a catch. It's our 5th date, and I'm thinking it's going down. I even ate a light meal (just appetizers) and got my entree to go at dinner in preparation. I agree to go back to his place. After a couple of glasses of wine he says he's gonna put a movie on. Y'all this dude put on Black Hawk Down. What? This movie was so loooooong. It was hours of horrific violence. WTF? I knocked out the second bottle of wine, and I told him I had to leave. He made a comment about me staying over. I told him the moment passed. I guess alllllll the dead bodies on screen were supposed to be a turn on.

[@russellgeorge433]

If you guys were serious, you would have watched the movie for 15-30 min and got it popping . You guys was joking.

[@ceemoney5309]

@@russellgeorge433frl

[@ramziiiii]

God protected you from an STI trust me 😂

[@user-bn1lb8ey9v]

eh... i've watched horror movies on dates. there are worse deal breakers than that.

[@jonathanxavier2026]

Lmfao, what a legend. He knew what he wanted and would rather have watched a movie than sleep with you. I love this attitude from men. More men need that kind of attitude instead of running after women.

[@jordenrussell5875]

“Edna mode style” 😂😂😂 I’m gone

[@neytirishanelle9994]

I have never seen you guys before but it is 3 o’clock in the morning and y’all don’t have any business having me crack up like this. I subscribed!

[@jazminedean7679]

It is literally 3am as I’m reading comments From being too tickled by people I never knew existed! I’m subscribing 😂

[@rubypugh8497]

Lmao it’s 3:47 am 😂😂😂😂

[@ObeyDaqSwaqq]

I have had a guy text me thinking I was a different girl an uncomfortable amount of times.

[@jordannarandle]

Its the "the bob was SWINGING" with the hand movements 💀😂

[@matildaawuni7485]

“You got me wet asf”…😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@BlkOnyx0508]

"Precum" is a myth. It's actually discharge aka STD

[@drfifteenmd7561]

That was high key a compliment, that bitch is weird

[@joyos413]

“Yuck” 😂

[@tonyabela569]

Role-reversal ass dudes

[@angelicsweetness444]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sarahroyster26]

It’s the … STOP ITS MY TICKLE SPOT FOR ME 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@3lttlbrds]

Both of them bobbing their heads floored me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bjbriz]

I have no idea why this video came up on my feed but am so glad it did, as here I am at 2am & laughing my head off! Thanks guys & I'll be making sure to watch more of your videos. 👍🙂

[@twishikadaley]

THE BOB WAS BOBBING!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@brieanaduckett-graves6234]

Edna Mode style🤣😂🤣😂

[@ms.holmes9368]

This..stops…now 😭🤣🤣 y’all made hearing a creeper experience fun to laugh about

[@RopafadzoJoannahDodo]

9:00 💀bunk bed😂😂

[@GamingOnTheStoop]

😭😭😭 4:52 IM SOAKING 😭😭 omggg

[@naeababyy3075]

“im fucking gushing lets go” is when i LOSTTT IT😂😂😂😂

[@Okay_naynay]

I’m mad multiple men are doing the football highlights thing because that has also happened to me 😅

[@elenabakkesgimenez1384]

They put on something boring on purpose to yh…

[@Butterfly1798]

Yes. Nothing wrong with that

[@sucoyiastewart4561]

Me too so annoying !

[@jonathanxavier2026]

@@elenabakkesgimenez1384 Less boring than women talking about horoscopes.

[@crazydragy4233]

@@jonathanxavier2026 Really think you did something there huh?

[@glynnismozes8131]

OMG I love this! This guy used to get mad at me for asking him to wash his hands before we got into it. 😑 At least I'm not alone with that one.

[@garakbashir1736]

Started watching them a few weeks ago, and their laughter is contagious

[@ferngane15]

the bunk bed had me dead 😂

[@nicolemenzies8438]

The wig story made me gasp out loud!

[@meowbeaniegirlr.611]

The bunkbed is funny to me because when I moved in with my boyfriend we shared a bunkbed for 6 months before we could afford a queen sized 🤣 I had a bunk bed to growing up so I wasn't fazed by it

[@Jay-cz7fc]

8:39 is pure gold bro 😂😂😂😂

[@miranda07]

aye you two the only guys allowed to have a podcast

[@XyThree]

Right!!!😂 the only non problematic men I’ve seen with microphones so far

[@Kailloumitchell]

Lmao honestly, other men podcast would’ve turned into how the girls were ungrateful and how the dude didn’t have to take them out in the first place 😭

[@XyThree]

@@Kailloumitchell EXACTLY!!!

[@ceejayteevee76]

I'm scared, laughing , disturbed,and confused all at once

[@autumngwenniviere9340]

Randomly clicked on this video and these guys got me DYINGGGG into a bowl of Mac and cheese. 🤣🤣🤣

[@Brittany-br2gv]

You guys always make my day better! Much love

[@amantemotshewa3611]

Fuhads maniacal laugh should win an oscar

[@user-ph4mg1mh9c]

Flu powders are Beechams Powders - I didn’t know they were still around 🤣

[@amattu8347]

Or Lemsip?

[@TheMwendaa]

Lololol

[@mariakhan7986]

Oh yh I remember that shit from childhood.

[@cyb3rG33k]

The rapper was probably like "you hear what I said there? Thats a double entendre.... listen (proceeds to rewind)" 🤣🤣

[@crescentedwards851]

Just found you guys and I'm already hooked on the constant laughs

[@kazbaz2011]

Went on a date with a guy who asked if I’d be happy to be his side piece while his girlfriend was working abroad!!! Finished my drink and left.

[@ericamuianga]

THE WAY THEY JUST DISMISSED 9:10 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@tyleraphoric]

Bro fr I would of been dying 😭

[@donnaasiimwe3236]

The laughter on this channel is contagious 😂😂😂

[@mirolisen]

2:24 You might say it was a scape coat.🙃

[@amybeelicious]

This is the funniest thing I have heard all week. Thank you for this! Been a long stressful month Edit to say: if this is what I'm missing, I'm signing up today! Thanks for convincing me I need it!

[@kaiyaperry-saxton1113]

I come for the accents, stay for the laughs 😂

[@issy5988]

"as I walk through the valley of the shadow of death" 🤣🤣🤣

[@user-lf3iu8td4c]

Lol 😂😂 this is the funniest video I've seen all week 😭😭 I'm ready to tell my story. I was sick and this dude I'd been talking to for a while texted me. I let him know and he asked me if I ate and took meds. I told him I had my meds but I haven't taken them yet cause I was waiting for someone to send me some money that they owed me then I was gonna order something. This man told me that he didn't have any cash so he couldn't get me something (I never asked him to), he then proceeded to tell me that even if he did I need to tell him in that exact moment what we were before he could. I left him on read, haven't spoken to him since. He realized he messed up and tried to back track but I was out.

[@121cristina]

I'm ready to tell my story too.... I was talking to a guy for a few weeks before we finally met, long story short we sat in his car while he jelly beans and than asked to smash because i said no he left and instantly sent me a message saying he assumed because i had children i would be easy 🤣 i blocked him instantly after a long message of nothing but 🤣😂😭😂🤣 these People say the darndest things

[@user-lf3iu8td4c]

@@121cristina lmaooo we need a show for this cause the audacity 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@spacebar9733]

@@121cristina wtf 😭

[@121cristina]

@@user-lf3iu8td4c YESSS!!

[@scovyaporsha]

@@user-lf3iu8td4c Oh my God!!!