Would you LIVE with Joe Biden for $10,000?

Evil Genie is back, and this time you agreed to Coney's disclaimer to accept whatever Ws and Ls you receive in this game of trickery. Would you take some of these deals, or would you walk away?
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[@C_Floor]

Man this Genie is so Sh-EVIL-y

[@nake770]

💀

[@LtCdrXander]

Coney is like if a janky meme Souls boss got trapped in the Looney Toons universe and had to cope with the laws of cartoon reality.

[@treedude4246]

That is so specific but so true

[@LexSchilperoord]

I did not make it to the toilet in time and now my pants are all EVIL

[@Robokoop4000]

Who ever chose this wish from the genie, I don’t care if you got a billion dollars, changing the genie’s name from shitty to evil is an L no matter what

[@DirectorIdioticPet]

It was because he got demonetized for it right?

[@_Jay_Maker_]

It'll always be shitty genie to me. And yes, it's because of the 30 second demonetization rule.

[@cryoverspilledmilk4546]

​@@_Jay_Maker_the first time he says the name is around 50 seconds. prob just monetization in general

[@quinnmitchell7819]

Didn't watch the stream smh

[@co5micwaffle742]

It was KZbin, they chose the wish "make billions of dollars, but all of your employees and consumers hate you"

[@bigassgorilla42]

What an EVIL genie…

[@anonymous7024]

As someone who has been sitting in the same seat for the past 8 hours i can confirm i am a weary traveller

[@paxcaster]

shevil genie is an organic manifestation of what it looks like to argue with your intrusive thoughts no matter how pointless they are

[@HeftyDan]

4:59 "No downsides" -Evil Spiderman theme plays

[@obviouslyanonymous]

"With no negative side effects" *proceeds to list negative side effect*

[@Xanek]

This damn genie and their deals. Coney when he's remotely right about something "you're so stupid" 😟

[@silverpearlz444]

Coney is like the grandma who thinks you still like the same things that you liked when you were 12 and tries to bait you into answering wrongly in order to have those things

[@Pikwii]

The ###### Genie has corrupted the video and is trying to clear his name. We cannot let this stand!

[@WohaoG]

EVIL

[@MemerTheMemer]

EVIL

[@randomperson4280]

EVIL

[@elpickler8412]

That last one is just a paradox. If you hit the button, and its an L, its a W that you got to spend your final moments in absolute bliss. But if it's a W, then it wasn't your last moments anymore, and you will be forever haunted by the memory of what once was. It is neither a W or an L, but something more.

[@Lim-iwnl]

Shoutout Vince or whoever edited this vid, went FOOLISH

[@williamschoen5321]

I literally just got back from getting groceries and my scooter decided to die on the way there so I had to slog both it and the groceries home. As a weary and parched traveller I did not expect to have Coney's sympathy or support.

[@kip_c]

even if 2 grand a year for a luxury car is cheap, the insurance you have to pay to even use it would be an immediate deal breaker

[@epicmarschmallow5049]

Get a super car worth over a million, sell it immediately. $5 a day for 100 years is way under $200k. Huge profit, even taking things like sales tax into account

[@jayde4872]

On the last one, I expected the catch to be ‘the button killed you, and now you are in heaven’ but the real catch is way, WAY worse.

[@DoMorrMusic]

if Robin Williams played Smash

[@atwistedb]

i LOVE evil GENIE!!!!

[@LexiBelleGaming]

Twitch chat some peabrains for walking straight into that last L.

[@chloeligma3883]

last prompt is me every time i push the button to watch the coney stream! :)

[@TheKitKatThe]

the lamborghini prompt is an objective mathematical L coney is right

[@1Henrink]

The jank on these Coney games it's what makes them special

[@jakipop3397]

"This 10 year old blew you out" okay Coney.

[@mohamed0424]

why does coneys impression of a child have a deeper voice than his normal voice 😭

[@HeftyDan]

Coney rewatching this in the current economy, I can not afford to pay $5 a day for a new car, that's $35 a week and I don't even travel everyday

[@Slug_ssbm]

8:38 pretty sure oil changes for luxury cars like that cost hundreds of thousands of dollars per change.

[@definitelynotaduck]

whoever it was in chat who knew the bees one is a hero

[@thomased22legoyodagaming]

I had african killer bees in my bedroom ceiling as a child once. That shit was horrific. I've hated bees ever since.

[@forestskilbred9461]

That Toyota ad was the first ad I've seen on KZbin in a long time

[@Lozzu]

Coney loves to rig everything ICANT

[@ValueNetwork]

AHH CURSES, THE [EVIL] GENIE HAS CURSED ME AGAIN

[@buff00n3ry]

If the Genie kills me after I experience a pleasure so wonderful it ruins the rest of the my life, that's a W in my books

[@Konradix05]

The fucking Jackie Chan Stuntmaster when we died? No fucking way 🤯

[@SuperIdiot360]

One day we’ll learn about the Moral Orel story.

[@AshArtzMusic]

Wednesday lunches are always hype with coney

[@user-ky5fx4mj7g]

Vouch

[@BillytheEntertainer]

there's no time limit for the $10,000 challenge, so u could just go there while the president is away in another country for a week, and get a cool $70,000 with no stress

[@JustArt0]

The Lamborghini button one is definitely a loss for chat because the most expensive Lamborghini goes for $117 million $5 a day for 100 years is only $182,500. Easy $116.8 million ❤Love the videos Coney

[@cmattss4]

That Lambo one should have been a W. It's 5 dollars every day forever, so if I live another 50 years, that's over 91K for a car I don't need. Also don't have a garage and my insurance would go through the roof. Imagine it gets wrecked or stolen? You end up with nothing but a 2k a year debt to a genie. Coney needs to remember we're not all millionaires like him with all his endless Brawl winnings.

[@s0mniosidae]

1:44 that's a font used in persona 5 you thought no one would notice

[@animefanrk2k]

The lambo one would be the worst if you crashed the car the day after you got it, and now you're stuck paying $5 a day for the rest of your life.

[@capuenzo1999]

Coney should have a vtuber genie model for this series

[@rthan1868]

The problem with the Lamborghini one is that even if you sell or it gets totalled you still have to pay 5 dollars a day for the rest of your life even though you wouldn't have it

[@thatcomona]

A paradox. By pressing the button, it results in an L, because nothing in life will ever compare to that feeling of pressing it. But by accruing that L, I die...which means I no longer have to cope with the slow, burning disappointment eating away at me after the experience for the rest of my life. Thus, it becomes a W, posthumously erasing the L- and per the genie's contract, he must use his power to bring me back to life, as I have not accrued three Ls. But with my life restored, the disappointment creeps in. It becomes an L, and my life must be taken. The genie and I will be trapped in an endless loop of death and reincarnation, bound together as I'm trapped by my earthly desire to experience the press of that button again. Congratulations, Coney. By the end of this video, you've created Samsara.

[@jeffbaker9180]

We love Samsora on the coney stream

[@pizzagumby7049]

evil genie is my favorite show on coney's channel! he has NEVER had a show like this! also if you sell the lambo that was 800,000$ you wouldn't go into the red for 400 years btfo coney dub

[@LexSchilperoord]

Hell yeah! Gritzy Desert music! thanks editor!

[@ArcadeStriker]

I will miss being able to hear the EVIl genie's true name (I know it's because of YT) because of the way Coney says it, but being edited in the way it is makes it funnier

[@depalodor]

what was the word again

[@KeybladeBrett]

@@depalodorshitty genie

[@Delta21OnYT]

I really need to be on stream more often cause that ending caught me so off guard

[@17raysplays29]

I *actually* do have a cat named Marvin! I know exactly where he is at all times because he is long dead! A wonderful reminder!

[@flyannfan11]

Insane that chat didn't agree with Coney on the Lamborghini prompt. That prompt is literally free money.

[@dylansetright3359]

Chat is often very stupid

[@joelhoskins2066]

Not free, you have to go through the hassle of selling a second hand Lamborghini in this market

[@guess90210]

Not really. Maintenance fees, gas, and insurance would end up fucking you up.

[@dylansetright3359]

@@guess90210 so no one in any chat drives any car. No cars are driven now. That gas argument is so dumb and like he said, you could sell it right away for whatever. Oh no a minor hassle of second hand market not worth the 200k that the $5 would take over 100 years to catch up on

[@Disisdabeast]

​@@guess90210fees you incur from having a car regardless mind you

[@117mcrfan]

So about the Lamborghini... what about insurance, maintenance, repair costs, and gas? I think Coney has it backwards, the chat won on this.

[@4546Bean]

You could get a sesto elemento, sell it for several million, and then the 5 bucks is meaningless

[@thomfyoufool]

Once again mentioning the Moral Orel story, looks like I have to watch the whole stream to find it

[@theanimeditor6400]

welcome to the RIGGED genie

[@DeLisi.]

Insurance on the Lambo would be insane no matter who you had. It was a W

[@mclonergan7168]

petite bourgie coney has never been poor in his life the Lamborghini wish is insane

[@kristofkiss-orban9328]

my favorite dentist

[@WohaoG]

Damn that was such a sEVIL deal

[@Palozon]

5 dollars a day for 60 years (based on a ~20yo chatter living to ~80) is just under $110 thousand. The most expensive Lambo (which is a valid choice under the genie's wording) was sold at under $8.3 *million.* There's a case to be made that actually *owning,* securing, and maintaining the car could suck, but if he said you could just sell it chat is either pretending not to know how money works for the bit or is at risk of ODing on copium.

[@ynam.2622]

You’d still be paying the $5 a day after selling the car though, and in today’s economy I find it hard to believe anyone is spending that kind of money on a car. Also to sell a Lamborghini at that high of a price, you’re gonna need to auction it off, which the auction house would take a chunk of the money if it actually gets bought by someone, and not to mention the amount you get is definitely gonna get taxed to oblivion, on top of the fact that you’re still gonna be paying that $5 a day. It would likely still be a profit though, just won’t be a direct one-to-one transaction.

[@THE_BASED_GOD]

@@Palozon i dont know shit about taxes and fees for it but theres no way you can get 8.3m down to that number with just taxes and fees.

[@Palozon]

@@ynam.2622 Step 1: sell the car. I don't care how delusionally high of a cut you think the gov or the auction house will take, just spend it. You can give 80% of $8.3M and still be a millionaire, and we're only aiming for $110K. Hell lets bump it up to $200K to be safe, you'll live a long time. Step 2: put aside the $200K into a separate checking account. Bill the genie to it. No one else touches that money beside the genie. That money is gone, spent in your mind. Step 3: *profit.* You aren't "still" paying the 5 dollars a day, that money is accounted for. Set aside. Every dollar _not_ set aside from the sale is profit, _literally_ profit. So how little could you lose before losing profit and taking the W? 97.5%. You need to lose 97.5% of the car's original evaluation to lose money. We can ignore you ignoring the genie saying no taxes. Between a lower evaluation at auction, a 20% capital gains tax on the entire car (you got for free, so sure), and whatever auction fee you want you could still be left with just two and a half percent left over and still have $7.5K in pocket change. So here: *L*

[@halbarroyzanty2931]

The biological implications of having anime eyes would be disastrous

[@lt.tomato4689]

The anime eye wish would be worth it if u could choose the eyes. I live my hair but i would go bald if i got a geass

[@jaredtherock5692]

If you put 25 dollars a month away from 25 years old, you have a million dollars. The lamborgini bit is up for debate depending on how old you are and how much you sell it for especially since you can't back out of the 5 dollar reoccuring fee.

[@honorableintent]

So on the car; you have to pay 5 dollars a day forever even if the car is totaled, even if you sell it. That's a permanent debuff you're taking for a temporary item.

[@donniejefferson9554]

Gottq agree with Coney on the Lamborghini one. Chat saying car insurance and gas abd stuff. You're already paying that for any other car you'd ever have. You just get a way better car

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Ads aren't bad!

[@KaioKenneth4]

21:13 Literally the most predictable curse for that particular wish. I know Twitch chat is stupid, but still, what a disappointing way to lose.

[@freedfg6694]

I think Joe would forget he was supposed to be looking for you in like a week

[@buff00n3ry]

Even if Joe saw you, you have a 90 / 10 chance to convince him you're not who he's looking for

[@clydefroge9316]

I dont really want a Lamborghini but they last around 100,000 miles and need maintenance so once it dies or if you crash it you still have to pay the 5$ every day

[@Captain_Bobvious]

Unlimited bacon, but no more games. OR, games... Unlimited games, but no more games?

[@TheScar3cro]

I wouldn't even take the offer to have every video game if it had no downside. I already have enough money to buy pretty much any video game I want (one at a time obviously) but the overload of choice is already killing me and I'll sit for minutes scrolling my steam library just to not start a game already. That would only get worse with unlimited access to any game and console

[@donfabi13]

The last catch it's fucking terrifying to me

[@baddealdude807]

awww, you cut out us becoming Santa clause at the en

[@KingKalashnikov]

i can't believe Coney made a girugamesh joke in 2023 thats my streamer

[@justjuan9521]

There was a series where we saw houses, wasn't it?

[@matthewbartlett3442]

Yes I love shEVILtty genie

[@WilliamBrown-mf4cp]

Coney I didn’t get an ad does this mean the bees are coming

[@orangeScentedBleach]

YOOO WE LOVE -evil- GENIE

[@baseddepartment7309]

20:50 ayo what?🤨

[@lom1991]

I dont have a liscence the lambo would literally be thrown out money for me

[@typo_fenrir]

You will find your cat Marvin But his VA is Chris Pratt

[@partyhenri4787]

That's my genie!

[@alucas705]

Coney small brain moment doesnt read the full prompt says sell it but i still have to pay 5 dollars every day for a car i now dont own

[@coldstone0796]

For the car question, if the car either breaks down or gets sold, you still have to continue to pay the $5. So it's not just $2,000 for a while, it $2,000 * however many years you have left in your life. So I'm gonna have to disagree with that call ref

[@freddart5163]

I love Shetty Genie

[@cabbages982]

I’m convinced that even if the down sides were completely visible the whole time somehow twitch chat would still lose due to difference of opinion.

[@peluchefuzz]

Winton

[@Gigabowzard]

Imagine the Lamborghini wish but for the Corolla like Coney said. That’s an L every day.

[@Stuarts_youtubepage]

Never let go of the button

[@Furiac.]

not taking the lamborghini one is a W

[@ajoconnor64]

New editor mayhaps

[@BasedMamaJames617]

Coney's bit of raising the sub count goal everytime its about to be met is like a shitty genie wish of "you'll get more subs per stream but you'll never hit the platform's quota to get your bonuses since it also raises too before you meet it."

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Easy yes 10k and I get to influence world politics?!?!

[@byrontheusurper6505]

I like anime but anime eyes irl would be so creepy and terrible

[@fl4re163]

You know with that genie thing it's not actually saving money if you live to 117.

[@goldsocks9999]

Coney's takes on anime in these are like boomer takes

[@deviouschimp4663]

He was right about Lamborghini. Just selling it immediately for 215K and it would cover its own cost for over 100 years. Hell even spending 100k on yourself it would still cover 50 years before having to pay out of pocket. Why am I contemplating on a fictional situation...

[@randomperson4280]

*E V I L*

[@skeletorsrose8411]

E V I L

[@Michael.CrazedAlaska]

The car one Coney actually is wrong, you can’t just sell it, the prompt says there is no way to back out of it… while yes, he is right $2,000 isn’t life changing, I’m broke AF and I also don’t want to have a sports car for every day driving… if it WAS any car of my dreams Coney would be right, but this is a Coney L and I can’t be convinced otherwise.

[@_Jay_Maker_]

That anime eyes one _really_ depends on the art style. Ninja Scroll-era Madhouse? Fuck yeah. Kamichama Karen? Maybe... not so much. CONEY, you said that they'd have to pay 5 bucks for that Lambo _FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES._ Did you not read your own sentence? The only L here is you. 🤣

[@AnityEx]

Yeah but the genie kills you after that feeling so it's an overall good choice