Would You Push The Button?

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[@Player-sz8jk]

The dumbest one i got was you have infinite money but your favorite colour/shape combo is blue triangles

[@laky3348]

would never push the button

[@turretboi]

Blue triangles? that's a miss

[@laky3348]

@@jailborb nice try with your strawman, but i'm a green square fan

[@TiffanyNeat]

this is so awsom

[@JonoPee669]

Green triangles would make sense, but BLUE triangles is fucking moronic.

[@Booyahgboy]

I love how literally most of these are either 1. You have this amazing incredible experience, but nobody else believes that you had it 2. You can have this godlike upside, but there is a downside that would literally negate any benefits of the upside

[@Victor-Baxter]

3. You win lot of money. But tragic thing happen

[@KFCGAMING55]

4: but nobody believes you

[@grunkleg.29691]

5) You get a great reward, and the downside is stupidly inconsequential / beneficial (assuming it's not already "but no one believes you")

[@danielsurvivor1372]

First one could work if the experience in question gives you knowledge of some kind that can be vital to help people in some way(e.x. you know when or how a person will die, or you know when certain tragedy happens). But then again, what's the point of said knowledge of all people magically won't believe you/go against you? You might as well not press it and live in bliss.

[@furcornmanwiththemasterpla8380]

I think what people fail to realize is that having the option to do something is infinitely better than not having the option to do something. For example, "You get to shapeshift but you feel like you're on fire for 24 hours after using it." If you don't want to feel like you're on fire, you can just not use it, but if there's ever a time where you're willing to feel that in order to shapeshift (For example, saving a life.) Then having the option s infinitely better.

[@KFCGAMING55]

This is the embodiment of: would you rather have unlimited bacon but no video games or games, unlimited games but no games

[@AuroraIceFlame]

I was about to comment that but you beat me to it 😂

[@manjackson2772]

$400 a week is nothing. If you're working a 40 hour week that's $10/hour

[@caseys2cold]

Work part time then and still get $400 per week

[@djuv4375]

Work 10 minutes

[@Doodl]

As a dude getting paid 230$ a month i see this as an absolute privilege

[@clonetheory3343]

well it is decent if you get it after taxes

[@goundz]

It doesnt say you have to actually have a job

[@Frostbiten.]

Don’t think I’ve ever seen Dash laugh so hard and for so long

[@jblen]

Just clicked the website to see the first one, "You can eat whatever you want without having to exercise or move without getting fat (You don't have to eat to survive either) but Once you start eating you have to eat until you die" Wh- what? I'm speechless

[@Joe_.]

Average would you press the button question.

[@jb_a_sentient_bot5149]

28:15 somebody just stunlocks you and constantly says your name

[@jblen]

Actually the 'millionaire but everything's free' isn't what you think. You become a millionair, not a millionaire, so you become 1 million air particles, and everything being free means no more world hunger. Would you trade your physical body to save humanity?

[@mrpostman98765]

this stream was a fever dream

[@Leet-iz2fz]

You can always convince anyone who doesn't have an opinion on something that your opinion on it is correct. BUT if anyone disagrees with you on something, their belief will turn out to be objectively correct. (This does not count pretending to disagree on purpose in order to make something you want into reality).

[@soltiere]

the 400/week is great like I can have no job and still make money like that's epic

[@gameingman9708]

1:24:00 I get the reference It’s the Pac-Man show

[@kapkhankr]

this is AWESOME

[@TheAnimationStationTAS]

You become Altrive but You have to listen to Jawsh complain...?

[@angryman...]

you become altrive no one believes you

[@doncon_380]

No downside thats literally free comedy.

[@darthcenzo8094]

suicide prevention ad before an altrive video? the epic😁👍

[@thornels]

38:47 If you wish for -1 death (aka immortality), your enemy would get 2•-1=1 death.

[@Stoneybear1]

2 times negative one is not 1

[@Zer0Main43]

1:21:58 Holy shit you become the villain of the penguins of Madagascar movie, instant press no hesitation

[@phayfox6130]

That MCR comment got me, The Black Parade is their only good album anyways

[@angryman...]

10:30 NO MORE FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S WHAT DO YOU MEAN

[@puhskinti9358]

Found my favorite You can fly But You have to be noah while you're flying

[@Jameor]

who tf is noah

[@puhskinti9358]

@@Jameor idk man but you gotta be them

[@thecommonman9524]

Like from the Ark? That Noah? What the heck?

[@puhskinti9358]

@@thecommonman9524 it can be that Noah, it could be some actor named Noah, it could be Noah from 3rd grade, you'd have to push the button to find out

[@cinnamonoa]

maybe you should press the button

[@InsertFunnyThingHere]

🔘

[@arvidbergman]

46:54 This is literally a King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard album

[@thesmm2311]

1:09:22 I think there was another commenter trying to grandstand it by saying "A soul is priceless".

[@spinny369]

23:00 dude the look of joy turning to complete despair got me

[@Gamer-cb6yg]

42:43 "you'll be a millionaire for your whole life." nothing is preventing me from giving away millions to life saving charities, as ill just always have

[@jamesreiss9723]

The Arnold Schwarzenegger one made my chest hurt.

[@8-bitblues]

46:00

[@AbduShu]

24:36

[@androom6988]

18:33

[@Lol-ni3bg]

Hello there

[@WhatIsGoingOn357]

16:39 Friday Night Funkin