Would You Swipe Right on Yourself? (feat. Josh Potter) - You Up w/ Nikki Glaser

Comedian Josh Potter joins Nikki and Anya Marina to chat about getting dissed by smart people, making the first move and the easiest way to tell someone you’re into them. (Contains strong language.)
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[@2horas]

That touch advice is actually good! 22:43

[@radar4763]

I love how this video opens. No dancing around the bush, straight to the point. I think this is highlight even for this show. I'm in awe.

ra dar Also this show is now cancelled. Nikki constantly talking about herself clearly hasn’t resonated with a broader audience.

[@radar4763]

@ Cancelled?! I just got warm with it. What is wrong with the broader Audience? But I must admit I only know the KZbin part of the show for a year or so. I guess it's right, it developed more into the direction of NikkiCentral, but I would totally watch more of this. It seems I can listen to more, but I will really miss seeing them. I liked NikkiCentral.

[@drifting202020]

I always try to dance around the bush a little before entering the bush.

[@steppsr]

I love that little wrap clip where Nikki tells you to go share and go have a great day. It always makes me smile.

[@TestAccount-fw6nk]

"thumbs up it"

[@thetesssullivanshowpodcast9685]

5:39 Josh Potter is a Danger to Society 13:48 Practical Ways to Date Nikki Glaser 22:22 How to Know If A Girl Is Down To Kiss F'ing LOVE you Nikki! I hope one day my podcast will be as successful as yours, years from now of course. It will be a LOT of hard work to get there but I'm FIRED UP and readyyyyy to partyyyyyy! Keep up the awesome work, loved you on Conan! :) -Tess

[@idonthavetimetogooglethats5841]

Practical ways to date Nikki glazer! 😂

[@carneades4409]

Anya: "she's a dermatologist" me: *cackles*

[@MisterWoes]

Subreddit does not represent the YMH world. As long as you follow proto and keep feathering it, you are loved by us Mommies. Stop reading comments and come back on the palmcast!

[@JBGC916]

Always watch Potman. UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNLIIIIIIIMITED!!!

[@JAHughes1988]

Love this! Great to watch again!

[@Lateralus46and2]

Josh & Anya totally have chemistry.

[@SweetSoulBrother0]

they look like brother and sister, have the same bug eyes

[@dingosmith9932]

@@SweetSoulBrother0 lol

[@pranzata]

That lady complaining about your monologue cracked me up 🤣😂

[@terriblepaulsey4904]

I would swipe right on myself...but when I showed up to meet me I'd be sorely disappointed.

[@zakkholguin3942]

I saw Josh Potter and I couldn't help it, I turned into a telescope!

[@mohammednasseif9210]

LOL Anya is so funny!

[@shamurevolt]

11:42 "I wouldn't swipe right, on me..."

[@Casablumpkin01]

I wouldn’t say insufferable, but she did seem to be struggling with balancing her sexuality and emotional health - and when extroverts get insecure, it’s like watching a parade float slowly deflate. But she seems to be doing better, so props.

[@forrbyc1508]

I don’t understand why Nikki is having trouble finding someone that is comfortable with her and her schedule. Being able to date an insanely hot comedian and getting to hang out with the boys on weekends seems like the best ever lmao. Also Potter is the best! Check him out on YMH if y’all haven’t already

[@chaug6350]

Because Shes old and She is ran through and no man with good looks and money would choose to be with a woman like her.

[@DiablitozDoritoz]

Wise Nikki's slight touch theory... absolutely correct! I was at a casual house party, we're all around a big table playing "cards against humanity". Girl I've met twice before (she lived there) was seated next to me. Halfway through the game, i realize her leg has been very very lightly resting against mine and it keeps finding its way back periodically. When all non- residents (including myself) left that night, I got a text shortly thereafter... "just realized tonight how sexy you are, wishing you would've stayed!"

[@imnotdavidxnsx]

How is Anya so permanently calm all the time?

[@kiradotee]

Awww I love that arm touch tip Nikki! I feel like I always try to do it subconsciously with girls, I'm glad I'm not alone!

[@BooBuKittyPhuk]

Cool... I hadn't already seen this one. I love how the conversation always just naturally progresses into so many different topics and yet stays so funny and interesting. She's such a great host/interviewer and conversationalist.

[@robert-maxbob]

Good segment, will sincerely miss this show. Sorry it’s gone. Comedy Central should, do a show like this...call it YouUp. Sitcom about a Radio show.

[@Edelce]

11:06 my man the human cockroach doing it right, bless u bro

[@TimWing23]

In highschool I was hanging with this very attractive girl, who I had been friends with a few years, and I was newly single. We had just gone to the mall and when we got back to my car she said "I want to tell you a secret but you can't tell anyone." I was like yeah sure what is it? She looked around and said "ok come closer I'll whisper it to you" so I moved closer. She smiled and whispered in my ear "I want to kiss you". And so we did!

[@aceofspades6667]

My god I'd love to get quarantined with sticky Nikki.

[@matthewc171]

Is this the whole show ? Where to go to see the whole show ? please.

[@bobsworldentertainmentpodc640]

Cool podcast

[@deadstellarengine]

it took anya 4 full minutes to sit down.

[@SamPlaysBass49]

My brother and I have an ongoing joke "if someone swipes right on me there must be something wrong with them"

[@prophecy2009]

Jacket is fly!

[@danieldell6164]

Nikki is someone i could fall in love with

[@avjake]

"Would You Swipe Right on Yourself?" Not usually - I prefer the traditional up down up down.

[@lyndarudolph9]

I Love you--you are so funny--i love your mind.

[@brindlewalsh6202]

22 mins. -24... bullseye ( as close to good general advice)!!!❤😂😅

[@k4ir0s]

I love these. Very sad that it was cancelled.

[@aaronchavez6257]

Nikki you're fucking awesome love your material and luv ya as a person keep up the great work

[@feardrinker]

Man looks like Stephen King before he was run over.

[@cirecomputers]

And a little after he was run over....

[@tomblaze2]

Nikki is back

[@MichaelMoranGearHead]

Yes, I would.

[@chrissinclair4442]

Nikki, have you ever done the Holly Randall podcast? It keeps coming up in my feed. After trying to watch it and hearing your act, it sounds like you need to be on her show. Not sure it would work as well but you could have her on your show.

[@hexadecimal5236]

20:00 Your co-host is the most honest girl I think I've ever heard in my life.

[@brye1122]

Wud up Nikki ❤️

[@belliott88]

Best way to figure out if you’re ready for a dedicated relationship or not. If you wouldn’t date yourself, then work on yourself until you could honestly answer “Yes” to that question.

[@nardinit]

People are so full of themselves, so most people would say that they would, when in reality they wouldn't.

[@davidanthony862]

Keepem high and tight!

[@kismetology8031]

ur boring dude

[@10-OSwords]

I literally almost stopped my car while driving some dude to go trick with & asked him if he actually kind of liked me as a person & I wasn't just some guy he thought was hot that happened to be around. I am not about that. I need some level of interest beyond looks even if no interest in dating.

[@totalpsyco]

nikki is the adorableness

[@jstuckless]

Anya's the best, I love her. That's all. Have a good one everyone :)

[@93eze2]

So beautiful and so funny absolute dream woman x

[@aptkeyboard3173]

I think it’s pretty funny that this chick decided that was the right moment to clean out her purse lol

[@campbellmcelroy8143]

Love Nikki and YMH, not sure how people who like on don’t like the other??

[@danfinger]

what's up with wearing the headphones when you're sitting right next to each other?

[@Calebstreich]

dan finger sound. So they can hear how they sound. It’s radio.

[@samlipsit517]

Was her name Karen ?

[@justmemadison]

Wasn't her contract up? Does this mean she is renewed?

[@behanner]

Just go on dates with the instagram guys. Have them fit into your scheduled and if they can't manage it then they aren't for you.

[@texasplumr]

I saw George Carlin the year before he died. It was a huge show in San Antonio and he just killed! He was great and everything that I was hoping he would be. But Carlin was Carlin and he hit all the red button issues of the day, including pedophile jokes. That should not have been a surprise to anybody paying $50.00 and up for these tickets but people got up and walked out when he hit on that one topic. What did they expect? Had they never heard Carlin before? But Carlin was on fire and the show was great and I'm so happy that I got to see him that year because that was going to be my last chance. But if one thing set me free to enjoy my life and stop taking myself so damn seriously it's that EVERYTHING is funny! When I finally wrapped my head around that concept my life improved considerably. RIP George!

[@jonathanward3336]

When was this aired!

[@MannyAguilarJr]

8:05

[@jonathanward3336]

The date....

[@MannyAguilarJr]

@@jonathanward3336 two weeks after Halloween weekend probably 2019

[@alexdayenian]

What up jeans

[@piholino]

Anya is gorgeous

[@safeguardmanagement]

Why not paint that door??

[@WoWsoEPIC]

That invisalign slur tho

[@nicholasbyram296]

The funniest part of this Podcast broadcast is that people are walking past the "Elementary Classroom" style door everytime the third chair feed is shown. Nikki is somewhat entertaining: why is she casting from a historic recreation of Matt Lauer's office with safety features built in?

[@10-OSwords]

Nikki should make a tee for merch, with a KFC bucket but "DFC"...I'd buy it in a crop top.

[@MIKEFITZ2003]

Anya is only there to sort nikki's wifi.

[@jazzycuts]

nikki is such a goofy hottie!

[@mariobargonetti6037]

She always says her guest is her "Fave"

[@tophergrace132]

sup jeans.

[@jamesrichardson469]

They don’t hate guests they just hate you

[@MIKEFITZ2003]

The Asian national who earlier today broke into a local kennel and sexually abused a puppy has been named as Woo Fang .

[@thublit]

Big guv anyone?

[@jome1328]

These women are hot stuff

[@graeker4286]

Josh Potter came? Oh no i dont believe it... Nice try Potter..

[@TheAverageSavage1021]

Keep feathering it brother! Keep those jeans high and tight!

[@Lateralus46and2]

He Just needs to follow proto..

[@DrewSpeedDemon]

Yo thats what i was thinkin but lets give a good ole "Soo Woo" to your full clips brother.

[@julieweaver7208]

Love the YMH fanbase.

[@TylerShe1ton]

R.I.P. You Up.

[@dingosmith9932]

Damn shame I was jus getting into it.

[@ldballoon4]

Sirius/XM lost the future, Female- Howard Stern.... I said it FIRST.

[@mopnem]

The other girl is the female version of a beta female if ever such a thing lol

[@russandolinajr3136]

The fact that women Nikki’s and both their ages are talking about these things of letting men their ages know what to do is desperate of them even as single women. Classy women should do now and classy women of the past should not talk about what men need to do. Men over 30 don’t make moves towards almost all women is because they have good control of not pursuing in a desperate attempt which they say is a “repellent” towards them and most all women. 🤦‍♂️

[@rseepersaud]

First!!!!

[@jonathanward3336]

Lucky you

[@jonathanward3336]

Second...close

[@DLKnightstick1989]

I don't think they know what "civilian" means...

[@tangibleterror2421]

Everyone has time to watch YMH. sorry Nikki but that's not a good excuse. Keep featherin it.

[@joshtaylor4583]

Sounds like nobody has a chance with Nikki. p.s. Three priests walk into a bar...

Nikki cares about herself and her crusty, itchy box, and doesn't seem interested in anything else...all while the world burns.

[@markbell7351]

You aint that important. Especially thr co-host who spent half the time doing her lipstick and searching in her bag. Grossly disrespectful

[@wes89]

Since when is the entertainment industry the armed forces? I'm ex military and I dont even use the term civilian. Very weird vibes.

[@iamjarrettdean9358]

And Nikki wonders why she can't keep a boyfriend......Oy Vay! #smh

[@passengershaming]

wtf does that even mean?

[@truhhhhhhhokIII3]

20/30? I have 20/120 an eye, I dont even wear glasses. This dudes faking blindness???

[@raymonkravagna6365]

Overall Nikki is funny. Not hysterical like Bill Burr but some of her stuff is humorous. But she did a bit with cruelty to animals which is usually a no no. Was not funny at all and the audience didn't care for it either. Actually her non stand up stuff is actually funnier than her act.

[@johnhorner1969]

I get the insufferable comment though. Nikki is endearing and charismatic and funny and hot, but also crazy and incoherent when it comes to her view of dating and men.

[@non9886]

i like anya more and more but nikki is more annoying that funny very oftern...

[@gordonpaterson6747]

I like Josh but everything else on this video reaffirmed why i think Americans are simultaneously tedious and terrifying .

[@11UncleBooker22]

Nikki's insufferable but only to the men with options.

[@oldguyblues]

Stop mewing and date people in comedy get otk what your at it