The Do’s and Don’ts of Posting Thirst Traps (feat. Matteo Lane) - You Up w/ Nikki Glaser

Matteo Lane joins Nikki and regulars Andrew Collin and Anya Marina to chat about Matteo’s hidden talents, social media sensibilities and thirst traps.
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Everyone’s writing process looks different, including Matteo’s: 4:58 It’s hard to introduce new material when it could be cancel-worthy: 8:40 Everybody loves Kelly Clarkson: 12:40 Matteo Lane has many hidden talents: 16:22 Andrew accidentally posted his junk on Instagram: 21:04 Matteo doesn’t seek approval on social media: 27:49 Can you keep it platonic while talking about sex?: 34:27 Is Nikki gay?: 38:40

[@jonnym4670]

I am guessing some intern went to the trouble of going though and listing all the timestamps thank you for all your hard work

[@andrei2734]

I just really kept looking at Matteo’s biceps in those tight sleeves.

[@jorgesoler7753]

yep

[@JVids2022]

No that you mention it, that's all i see....

[@tinpanally51_36]

I just keep looking at his eyes

[@taketheredpill1452]

Matteo is adorable and very talented

[@Mach1Greeble]

I'm still crying over Matteo's lesbian impression, goddamn that's funny.

[@itsjustjakeee]

loooove matteo sm. his face when andrew said he didn’t like that note. 😭😆

[@mjm5081]

😂

[@jp3d2k]

44:16

[@devohnpretari6167]

Matteo is one of the funniest dudes ever, he is one of my favorite comedians. He is up there with kevin hart, nikki glasser, jim gaffigan, etc ...

[@robertschwartz4810]

I love Matteo Lane, and his podcast. It's interesting how it gives glimpses into the lives of working stand up comedians. By the way, Andrew Collin's photo looked great.

[@michaelhart7282]

We need more Matteo

[@mikefitzsimmons6955]

Need more videos with anya and Andrew, best setup

[@rakeshkoul7964]

Love you all , great show, Nikki is female version of Howard Stern, Anya's smile lights up the show and Andrew's honesty is brutal. Great.

[@k4ir0s]

On one end, Nikki is really open about sexual stuff - it makes up most of her comedy. On the other end, she's pretty repressed. Anyways, don't change Nikki. We love you. p.s this Matteo guy is great. Have him on the show again.

[@RebornLegacy]

Yeah, it's such a strange dichotomy!

[@binkytube]

I came for Matteo. But, just realized Nikki is PERFECT for podcasting!

[@Bhaddis]

Nikki your voice is instantly recognizable

[@ryancadena1188]

I actually love Nikki's voice

[@k4ir0s]

Keep it up. These are so fun.

[@gilbert6101]

I died when Andrew was just looking into the camera.

[@ImGoingToMakeShowsWithOprah]

LMFAO SAME!!

[@Tommy-su9tb]

Andrew Collins looks like the guy that brought pizza who got caught on To Catch a Predator

[@montanaheaventush]

Matteo Lane is simply brilliant.

[@charitycardiasmenos2689]

Love how sexually educated and accepting Matteo is. It'd be great to collab on a photoshoot with him.

[@sevothtartesama18]

I didn’t know I could like someone SO much after hearing them talk for such a short time 😱 Matteo please be my frieeeend 😱😍❤️

[@playdoug12]

25:28 has me dying! "But you don't look, goo-"

[@mikahkadence-wilson9401]

Matteo is a fkn snack! He can get it!

[@angiefor2]

with andrews picture, it’s attractive when guys are confident and funny that’s what equals the sexy part

[@woodywoodiwoode]

Matteo rockin that Hawkeye shirt. Go Hawks!

[@EMurph42]

Damn it I’m sorry I missed you in Denver! I will not miss your next show, I might even go to more then one bc I love extremely funny people. I’ve only seen 3 comics twice in a row…Matteo is THAT FUNNY!

[@docsavage873]

Nikki's show is so funny 😂😂

[@NickP333]

Woh, Anya hit that note!

[@cortezriley340]

Mateo Lane + Nikki Glaser= YASSSSSSS!!!!!

[@donmonteiro6830]

Matteo is Beautiful and super talented

[@CannabisRexxx]

44:18... everyone's face 🤣🤣😭☠☠

[@kdavis63]

Awesome!

[@dooshkanoo2122]

How did Freddie Mercury get reincarnated so fast!?!? LOVE this dude!

[@deanbarnette1602]

Love Love Love!! 💜💜💜

[@JelenK]

Yessss more long form

[@1369Stiles]

just in case nobody else said the name of the song....."because of you"; i think thats the one nikki was referencing

[@thepinkjournalrehearsalpro5390]

andrew is just here to be the punching bag

[@ernestallen5154]

I thought the same thing

[@MrArudark]

Yeah, it did take me a second but yeah, you're great. I'd love to be at a coffe shop an djuts talk about celebrities btu no slander just like "oh, my god, this is so good. I LVOE IT!"

[@demolition5000]

Love it

[@Straggler8]

"I'm full" joke really needs more spotlight, literally almost choked with my coffee (no, not with a dick)

[@valpulaski8298]

Love Matteo

[@steph4287]

Mattel’s art is great! Looked up his IG. Didn’t know he was a visual artist, too!

[@darrinhauxwell5315]

Matteo!

[@steph4287]

Darrin Hauxwell Autocorrect

[@9tailskyle]

Anya 🖤❤

[@samanthasantos4136]

The high-pitch sound will not "crack" the voice. It's simply pressure flowing through the vocal cords, completing via the nasal and cranial spaces. It's an art, no?

[@PowderChaser]

So funny!!

[@nicematerial]

There's some jewels in this actually

[@kparker905]

I know him from Desus and Mero!!

[@davidcourreges2595]

We use to call that Kelly Clarkson high note "caterwauling"...

[@kellibrooks9032]

I wish matteo would sell drawings. I would buy one quick fast and in a hurry

[@ralphrmillerjr]

Matteo, when you're cranking it out is it safe to say it comes in spurts?

[@evanjones8142]

I might be the only one here that noticed or cares, but he's wearing an Iowa Hawkeyes shirt and I'm just wondering where he got it, like from a fan or did a show in Iowa. It's always cool to see Hawkeyes represented out in the world.

[@michaelbashford2733]

Not to take away from Matteo's hardwork cuz he looks fucking good. But are we not including Rogan in this 'best body in comedy' competition 🤣

[@YeaItsMeMatt89]

I would literally run into a fucking street sign if I walked past Nikki. In a perfect world; I would fall down and she would run over and ask if I was ok. #Glasergazer

[@donmonteiro6830]

Kelly Clarkson as a talk show host makes so much sense!!! i lover her show

[@iambetterthanu]

I have loved you so much for years up until this podcast, Nikki. You're very mean to Andrew, and it comes across as condescending and petty. He seems like a genuinely nice guy. And totally unrelated, I saw you live at a theater, with Andrew and Anya opening. Anya brought the show to a screeching halt and played guitar for some reason. Andrew TORE THE ROOF OFF. He absolutely murdered. I was in tears, and the entire audience was on the floor. It was shocking how funny he was. He should be headlining. Not being publicly humiliated and berated on your show.

[@artoo45]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who hates his own voice. I think I sound like the BIGGEST QUEEN ever when I hear myself unless I'm doing a character voice. Other people, evidently, don't hear that. Matteo is so fucking funny and completely adorable.

[@jomic9060]

they fully realize their in the parade and not clapping from the side. the majority do not desire to be ancillary. the subscribers clap. wave and smile while you can. maintenance and staying out of the principle office are the major guidelines. the bigger parade cause is desired acknowledging theres always a float behind you.

[@dalekarvonen1446]

King Diamond

[@denisjustement2914]

actually, I have a friend I still mourn to this day, since 1994, who cotracted A.I.D.S. through compulsive blowing of men, he met through public restrooms... All you need is poor teeth, and that situation possible consequences.

[@sharoncohen318]

Matteo does comedy, sings, draws, works out. Wtf

[@joelmccoy9969]

Somatic narcissism is such an attractive trait in everybody, it is compersively generous as well as a statement of libido competence. You're not in memory care yet and your Alzheimer hasn't invaded your hormone production. Minute 35:00 Nikki is such a would-be mommy with all the depressive vanilla inhibitions.

[@joelsmith5461]

Oooo...did Andrew reveal that Matto WAS seeing someone's but they bleeped him out? Is Matto seeing someone who's famous but trying to keep it private and just saying 'I'm single' ? Because they had to bleep out what Andrew was saying, Matto did the Shhhhh and the ladies seemed ticked off that Andrew said what he said and Matto said something to him in Italian that I'd love to know what he said

[@supervegeta101]

What Ian are they talking about?

[@jf5811]

ian fidance

[@grantsturgeon7881]

LOVE a good troll on dating apps...

[@georgeholloway3981]

Nikki sang an F6.

[@QueerIsHere]

I think Andrew's body is haw love a bear n a daddy moment.

[@Itstymeetswrld]

tbh, i would choose Andrew over Matteo.

[@MIKEFITZ2003]

everyone has problem with obesity now . that starts when you are young . when i was young i thought i was one of triplets i was so well fed . only i had two eyes .. and mine were blue . but hey , it is easier to hide behind tree in summer . when its dark .

[@nataliaalfonso2662]

Wtf?!?? Why does Nikki have have those whistle tones?!?!????

[@geoman51270]

Now be honest. What do you think about Messer?

[@MMJJBB]

Tweaks look good Nikki 😉

[@emdc1231]

Too wet 🤣

[@footballcynosure7468]

lol

[@-HRH]

"Dos" should be without an apostrophe.

[@dapperdino775]

there are no such things as personal informations 44:01

[@dapperdino775]

watch until 44:40

[@damhood2033]

That was an F6

[@daveshonk7702]

Am I crushing on Anya? Yes. Yes I am.

[@davidcleveland5]

Omg..."I never seen a vagina close up" and she said " come here".

[@TheStefan6969]

😂😂😂😂

[@anathibodeau4217]

It’s attention… period end of sentence ;)

[@stefchenko009]

that "girl" after he said he fingered a girl and bit his nails slayed me

[@mcfishyfirst253]

I have a #icechest strapped to my back filled #waterbottles filled w water and Nikki gives me the feeling you are a #squirter maybe a #gusher Iam a firefighter 👩‍🚒

[@m.c.williamsiii9961]

I thought that your life was in danger, I prayed, and had faith to be pacos for you... If I had a lasso I would have roped it... instead I protected you.

[@MIKEFITZ2003]

i have problem with girlfriend and want to ask Nikki comedy Aunty or Anya good friend for advice please ? i am older man who is seeing younger woman in relationship , she is 19 i am nearly over 40 nearly way over 40 and she says to me "hey , one day you will be rich man ..you are so tight fisted ! " so i am thinking should i go straight ?

[@manzell]

Generational Thing. Gen X people are too terrified to ever trust Prep

[@10-OSwords]

Ok...I can't stand Kelly Clarkson. BUT her new version of 9 to 5 is f-ing fantastic. Cred. where cred is due.

[@renatofabbro5263]

Am I the only one who finds Andrew to be sexy?

[@aries7415]

It was sad to see them body shaming. The comment, but you don’t look good when you posted that picture.

[@hoaxygen]

Loved the podcast but I honestly wasn't on board with Nikki digging on Andrew so much. She sounded so outright dismissive and her comments on his body were off-putting. He's right--some of us do like it, why put him down for that?

[@iambetterthanu]

I agree 100%. I loved her so much for years up until this podcast. She's very mean to him and comes across as condescending here. Andrew seems like a genuinely nice guy. And totally unrelated, I saw her live at a theater, and Andrew and Anya were opening acts. Nikki was pretty disappointing. Anya brought the show to a screeching halt and played guitar for some reason. Andrew TORE THE ROOF OFF. He absolutely murdered. I was in tears, and the entire audience was on the floor. It was shocking how much funnier he was. He should be headlining.

[@kristoffer7000]

That note is not a G!!

[@jujitsujew23]

Wow, listening to how pathetic that guy is really made me feel better about myself being able to do basic things like laundry, washing my dishes and generally being a normal human male

[@iambetterthanu]

which guy?

[@jujitsujew23]

@@iambetterthanu Andrew...did you not even listen to it?

[@iambetterthanu]

@@jujitsujew23 I heard it 2 years ago but came back to it now randomly. Nikki is really nasty towards Andrew in this one.

[@jujitsujew23]

@@iambetterthanu lol Andrew deserves it

[@caligurlxo159]

Nikki is very judgy...especially to Andrew. Comes off bullying and not as comedic. She doesn't do that to her other "friends".

[@faperito2389]

Yeah I think lately it's become too much with her jokes to Andrew. He's such a sweet guy and you can tell he's come a long way. I, someone who identifies with him the most of all the regulars on the show, feel honestly kinda sad whenever she pokes him too hard. I hope she realizes this sooner rather than later.

[@demolition5000]

1st!

[@nextbizzy]

More like 10th?

[@shonebx]

'You don't look good' says Nikki - how mean and shallow. He looks pretty ok, he is not ripped but thats not the point. He doesn't need to be. No wonder Nikki's single thinking that way. She must be thinking she is worthy of a CK model, but girl think again - these guys obsessed with their physic would also look for someone much hotter than you

[@michaelhart7282]

shonebx Nikki has said she is shallow and focused on looks, with herself and others. She says she likes her body, but probably wants to mess up her face with fillers and surgery

[@shonebx]

@@michaelhart7282 Just because she has said it doesn't mean it's cool to put down your colleague like that and be mean. Besides, she is not exactly a Miss Universe in her early twenties so better for her she puts her feet back on the ground

[@mlhussivxi]

Shut up they are fkn comedians

[@florencefrere7213]

It’s just fun between friends. They are all beautiful people.

[@gluckwunschwinston5618]

Lää

[@mollousha]

Lmfao Matteo hates Andrew

[@victorpark]

everybody hates andrew.

[@jugsteve]

Can't they find Andrew a job that does not involve talking while other people are being entertaining?

[@synner707]

Andrew is funny hearing his quips makes the show

[@ricksundberg5659]

This guy has the fruitiest jazz hands when he talks.

[@DRJVNAVY]

Really!? Homophobic comments like this still exist??? gasp 🙊 insert fruity jazz hands!

[@natcatrawr]

Let Andrew know he’s hot af and im so down

[@scottobrien1289]

Is this current? If so why are they in a cramped space with all that is going on in the world?

[@mikeomgwtf]

s'not

[@ndiekwere5837]

wait are you Americans still living your homes and going out for comedy. how?