Why You Wouldnt Survive Wolfenstein's German Army

Alternate history can be quite disastrous, and in today's WYWS we discuss what if Germany won WW2 after discovering ancient weapons? How would thing sbe different and how would it factor into your survival without the likes of B.J. Blazkowicz?
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[@Left4Sharkbait]

"I'm not a Jew, I'm from Arizona!" - That one stupid guy

[@redcrewmate8103]

Ronald Reagan?

[@cavinlow1772]

Lol

[@Ganglo-Saxon]

@Consensual Buttrape no thats the point

[@SpaceMonkeyBoi]

@Consensual Buttrape indeed

[@SpaceMonkeyBoi]

@@Ganglo-Saxon perhaps

[@EatitHarvey]

"Were you disappointed that I didn't include Young Blood?" No.

[@JohnnyJohnJohnson]

It'd be better if the world collectively pretended that Youngblood isn't canon and never existed.

[@jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593]

What was bad about youngblood? I haven't played the game

[@mathunit1]

@@jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593 Pretty much everything except the graphics maybe. Youngblood's main characters and story are especially hot garbage.

[@ihatepewdiepiev2419]

@@mathunit1 Imo youngblood is the best. There is no boring hub missions and there are supernatural elements which are staple of wolfenstein. Story while it isnt perfect certanly has its charm as it is a remake of first two missions of rtcw

[@wilhelm__3713]

@@ihatepewdiepiev2419 the main characters are basically stupid teenage boys that are just girls for the sjw sake though

[@goromajima7677]

I love these games, like I’ve heard people say “it’s too unrealistic” like yea- that’s kinda the point

[@johndough65]

lmfao unrealistic? it was almost a reality.

[@goromajima7677]

@@johndough65 oh yea sorry, nazi moon bases? Almost a reality, Giant fire breathing robot dogs? Almost a reality, ZOMBIES almost a reality, Bruh (/hj)

[@Portoman1923]

@@johndough65 ah yes super nazi soldiers very realistic

[@johndough65]

@@Portoman1923 You're the one mentioning that, not me.

[@morganalabeille5004]

I feel like Wolfenstein’s goofy unrealistic approach is the best way to handle a Nazis winning the war alternate history story. They were always going to lose ww2, and their government was an unstable mess so even if they had won they would have collapsed due to infighting shortly after. Having giant robots and moon bases and ancient sci-fi tech is really the only way they could’ve stayed in power for that long.

[@dogboi187]

"Such as Artificial AI" ah yes, artificial artificial intelligence.

[@TheExperienceYT]

AI made by AI

[@omba3905]

hmm, yes the floor smells like floor

[@AttacktheDp0int]

Hmm yes smell like smell

[@TheCorrodedMan]

So fake the other fakes think you’re fake.

[@Pierce1996h]

@@TheExperienceYT Ai made by ai is just ai and I'd argue that ai is natural if humans are natural

[@Irishfrasa]

Gotta love the whole "ancient magic technology that's light-years ahead of ours yet it's creators are entirely gone and forgotten" logic

[@jplegend98]

They could/should of just said it was alien or doom deamon tech.

[@slyseal2091]

But the creators are neither gone nor forgotten, you meet one of their ranks that not only gives you directions for their vaults but also states that there are more of them (and I think in one comment he says that they tried to support the allies shortly before the war ended).

[@Irishfrasa]

@@slyseal2091 that just makes it an even bigger hole. If the progenitors of this tech were still around why did they sit around and let the Nazis steal and use it against everyone?

[@seanporcelli3965]

Bro but thats my favorite lol

[@hoangphanvu9022]

@@jplegend98 they realllyy should. Maybe the whole ancient tech things are just for irony

[@elijahking728]

im just in utter awe at how wolfenstein's nazi army was able to defeat the powerhouse Ohio

[@khrisemory]

Or Florida

[@marceliangolmento6735]

German army my friend.

[@redrobsanthem9206]

They knew conventional methods wouldn’t work so they most likely nuked it several times and sent in suicide squads. Not much was gained but it was the only way

[@jamesk5541]

As From Ohio Myself this game is not historically accurate just because that point

[@davedan274]

I would say they just either left it alone or made peace with them.

[@eljaminlatour6633]

In real life, Hitler is looking for ancient artifacts that could potentially power his army but are most likely myths. But in Wolfenstein, the ancient artifacts Hitler finds are very effective.

[@MaxRamos8]

Only half fake, they did alot of unethical eugenics on animals, trying to genetically madoify them or make them become undead

[@heinzkabofke6791]

Projekt Ahnenerbe was Himmlers Projekt. And it was targeted on finding evidence for arian involvement in world history and for our german supremicy. As if Himmler wasn't evidence to the contrary enough. He's like the most evil janitor ever to walk this earth.

[@bladerunner3314]

It was more of a Himmler thing and Adolf indulged him.

[@dimsthedimwit600]

Iirc Hitler saw all this mystic shit as well....mystic shit. Jusging by Wolfenstein The New Colossus, I'll assume Hitler thinks the same and just Deathshead rules everything while keeping Hitler as a sockpuppet.

[@capscaps04]

@@dimsthedimwit600 Not true, ocultism was a big deal inside their nazi ideology. the nazi party even took out all the other occult groups in germany that wee not in part of the "Ariosophists" cult that acted as the main ocult group for the nazis.

[@ginagrant1]

Germany did understand how to create a nuclear bomb. The train carrying the needed heavy water was blown up and sank in a river in Norway. This mission was accomplished by the EOS, Britain’s secret service.This is one of those historical facts that can scare many people.

[@insertnamehere7228]

The Nazis all but abandoned the whole Nuclear program by 1943 since they saw atomic science as Jewish science. Didn’t help that they got rid of their best scientists for being Jewish

[@DovaDude]

a quick google search shows you are spewing bullshit

[@paulgavian90]

So your saying they DID HAVE ONE or just the components?

[@GenghisKhan333]

@@paulgavian90 They could have but not until the late 40s or early 50s and even then that would have to mean an end to resistance/allied intelligence sabotage which would require an end to the second world war.

[@davidcook680]

Shame they didn't succeed. The way the world has turned out. It's a shit show. If I could go back in time. I would and alter world war 2. Where the other side won. Save way to put it. Don't want crybabies whinging like I'm really going back in time. To alter a war.

[@Creebus96]

"Why You Wouldnt Survive Wolfenstein's German Army" me:*laughs in german*

[@oof5020]

Me: *laughs in blonde hair and blue eyed swiss*

[@fritzvongerbel8999]

*laughs in hispanic,and mexico probably being left alone*

[@NoSTs123]

Seine Aussprache macht mich so sehr wütend.

[@fritzvongerbel8999]

@@NoSTs123 sorry i dont speak Italian

[@NoSTs123]

@@fritzvongerbel8999 that is german you dummkopf

[@princereyes2094]

Ah yes, my favourite German weapon. The *_Oober Goober._*

[@XDrake3107]

not to forget the Uber bratwurscht

[@ArthurMorganGoodMan]

Übergevers

[@mr.mcman_5584]

Über güber

[@chadlandon2460]

Also known as The portable tesla

[@WarhammerLamenter]

Scp 939 ah yes

[@ChrissieBear]

In the original series of both games, DOOM and Wolfenstein were set in the same universe. This is referenced in New Colossus under the form of the Ubergewehr, which shares the shape and use of the BFG-9000, albeit with more primitive technology, and whose description mentions it draws power from "another dimension", possible referencing hell plasma or argent plasma.

[@kobanebook9888]

Pulling energy from Agartha lmao

[@PanzerrMaus]

@@kobanebook9888 or even hyperborea lmfao

[@dannymorgan8074]

I recently played Wolfenstein The Old Blood and I found that it actually says during D-day only 3 Germans were killed and 89 were wounded. Not a complaint just something I'd like to share

[@andrewtatereal3168]

the power of meth i guesse

[@gumslice]

That's worse

[@undeadwerewolves9463]

Old Blood is probably my favourite. I was told to play the games in order because it basically sorta explains how it happened so yeah I remember the notes around.

[@starred1096]

I wouldn't put it past the Nazis in-game to fake that number for propaganda purposes.

[@adamsmasher6978]

I dunno about you but I definitely blew off more than one Nazi head during d day.

[@HimMan.]

“Why you wouldn’t survive wolfenstiens German army” Me after eating 3 vita-gummies: *observe*

[@junkoenoshima6756]

Yare yare...*tips my fidoraora*

[@_baki-hanma_]

Jotaro kujo......... Yare yare daze

[@mrporbig]

i ate 4

[@mohamedmattar8270]

Yes we can't beat the sh!t out of them with out getting closer

[@thegoldengamer9315]

@@junkoenoshima6756 i see what you did with fedora

[@viking3137]

"Why You Wouldnt Survive Wolfenstein's German Army" Me a German: "I have the highground! Dont try it!"

[@nasraell2040]

Ich glaube wir würden überleben

[@SpaceMonkeyBoi]

You underestimate my power

[@SpaceMonkeyBoi]

@Maui Caui ye hath little faith in iron clad nazi ninjas, my child...

[@DaroriDerEinzige]

@Maui Caui The funny thing is, that many people (Which would fit the whole Race and "No Birth Defects!" thing) which havin' nowadays "depressions" wouldn't have depression in such a world. Because - Authorian Systems givin' you always a reason to life and will even honour you if you go "full into I-give-everything-for-the-system"-Mode. You feelin' alone? Disconnected? Meaningless? No worries! Here are Clubs, Services, Military Stuff, Events ... etc you not even are able to join, nah - You have to join, and by the way did I already tell you that the Earth only still circles around the Sun because you exists? Right! That's your honour, without you and all people alike you ... There would be Chaos and Despair. You did the right job, you and your Brothers and Sisters! Also, Compassion is highly desired - Only though to people alike you. But you then also in enviorments in which there are actually mainly people alike you. So, even better! Asexuality isn't also a big thing. I mean, there are even plenty of examples in History of Homosexual people which still had children. Asexuality is pretty damn good - As long as you make one Child, everything is ok and for that you don't need the Sex Drive of a 16 year old one. Being out of shape is also, well, ok-ish after you've served. I mean sure, Wolfenstein is a little bit extreme but back then - 60 Mio Germans existed, the Wehrmacht & Co had over the whole War around ~6 Mio Soldiers. And if the War is won, well, you still need Doctors, Engineers, Carpenters - As long as you got through the "HJ", everything is fine. ... It's actually pretty much like at the Communists. Because, you know, Extremists thinkin' often alike.

[@therealgaben5527]

@Maui Caui well 5 out of the 7thing you listed you can control

[@jasonvoorheesv1nce904]

"Don't be from Arizona" Me who's actually from Arizona: Guess I'll die

[@sad.brokenhelplesskid163]

tbh i dont understand why hitler shoot the guy who said he is from arizona can u tell me what hitler hate arizona ?

[@jasonvoorheesv1nce904]

@@sad.brokenhelplesskid163 i don't know either, probably misunderstood him or something

[@Atpfr]

@@jasonvoorheesv1nce904 Jason I think your from New Jersey or something like that?

[@jasonvoorheesv1nce904]

@@Atpfr Irl i am

[@0tisAlexander]

@@sad.brokenhelplesskid163 hitler probably thought that it sounded very much like a lie

[@bluedog843]

I absolutely love how ridiculously over the top Germany is in Wolfenstein, because it makes it so satisfying to defeat the seemingly unbeatable enemy.

[@lorenzoseveses6158]

Imagine facing the version of USA from fallout that would be interesting.

[@lordbelou7279]

​@@lorenzoseveses6158I still think the Wolfenstein Nazis would win though. Even if they're both like-minded.

[@lorenzoseveses6158]

@@lordbelou7279 but they also have nukes,robots and their own wonder weapons.

[@frankythefatboi1952]

>you wouldn't survive Wolfenstein's Nazi Army Me; a Pale skinned german with Blond Hair and Blue eyes : "i doubt it."

[@omeloithemarshmallow7663]

LMFAO

[@disparatebroom7705]

I’m just gonna get my eye lenses and hair dye

[@i3lackfusion]

@@disparatebroom7705 good luck once they take a closer look and wanna see your „Ariernachweis“.

[@couldntcroptheimage4775]

Hope you better don't have any disabilities there from what I hear people like that are drags on the state

[@crackedhammer4612]

@@couldntcroptheimage4775 I wonder if my friend who had a missing finger from birth would survive

[@derirre9155]

"Übersoldaten" = "Over-soldiers" (like Special Forces) "Übergewehr" = "Over-rifle" (doesn't make sense in german either) "Panzersoldaten" = "Armored Soldiers" (Panzer means Tank AND Armor in german) "Zerstörer" = "Destroyer" "Panzerhund" = "Armored Dog" "Kampfhund" = "Fighting Dog" (Kampf = Fight, Battle)

[@royliber3824]

Its nice to see tho how much the devs invested in this franchise so it can somewhat be realistic at least in terms of culture.

[@SSD_Penumbra]

Uber means super.

[@masoncrabb6358]

So they replaced the SS with the Übersoldaten

[@squirrelystew8323]

@@masoncrabb6358 the entire German army you fight seems to be SS (all of their lapels have SS “lightning bolts)

[@roskcity]

@@squirrelystew8323 I guess they replaced the wehrmacht

[@PhilipFry.]

"Fun" Fact: The Nazis even killed Wehrmacht Soldiers for having PTSD after returning from Combat.

[@bigrich6075]

Well that's f$$ked up

[@PhilipFry.]

@@bigrich6075 Yes, it is. As a German i learned this during my first visit to a concentration camp with my school. It really opened my eyes to how incredibly inhumane the Nazis were. Of course I already knew that they were horrible, but in my mind it always made sense in their own fucked up way that they would kill people that they deemed as their "enemies". But that they would kill their own people who were no longer of use to them really showed me how bad things really were. I feel bad knowing some of my great grandparents fought and died for this regime

[@DakotaofRaptors]

​@@PhilipFry.same with the Imperial Japanese: they brutalised anybody that was not Japanese, and even if you were a Japanese national, you weren't safe. I recall Japanese military command weaponizing school children during Operation Ketsugo. And a mad scientist by the name of Shiro Ishii even subjected some of his fellow countrymen to brutal experiements.

[@prussianboi6381]

Not that I'm aware of? Kriegszitterer or Kriegsneurotiker etc usually either recovered or were sent back to the front. The way you phrase it it sounds like they were shot on mass, they weren't. Surely some were sent to mental hospitals and were murdered or died at the front but that wasn't some grande operation.

[@bazz4476]

@@PhilipFry.you know right that this is emphatized to make you feel guilty and revisioned just because they lost right?

[@alexanderzippel8809]

"Why you wouldnt survive Wolfensteins German Army" Me, a german: "I am 4 Privilegs ahead of you"

[@FrostyExlipse]

I'm no expert, but that's a British flag

[@alexanderzippel8809]

@@FrostyExlipse and thus I am not allowed to be german? I like the design of the flag and am too lazy to change it to avoid exactly such a situation like this one

[@Smoochy1074]

@@alexanderzippel8809 Hah ! Bragging about being German ? Oh boy I'm sure you will join Wolfenstein German Army In death 😂😂😂

[@HermitKing731]

I'm not German but I am Caucasian. Can i join the Nazi ranks? My DNA is mostly Germanic.

[@JonaFaschoschreck161]

Just being german would no render you secure by default tho. One of the first thing Hilter and his loons did after grabing power was to target political dissidents to fascism like communist, trade unionists, social democrats, anti fascists and people research on stuff the nazis views as "entartet" like all the wonderful research Magnus Hirschfeld and his institute did. Not to mention that nazis did target homosexuals, people with disabilities or asocial people too. So unless you are a white, hetero, cis, able-bodied person who either has no issues with nazi ideology or at the very least has no problem with being silent in the face of injustice. Not the mention that the surveillance tech in wolfenstein is far more advanced then surveillance methods of our time nazi Era.

[@timvanrijn8239]

There "christian faith" Himler raging about neo paganism in the background

[@podomuss]

that part made no sense, the Nazis weren't Christian. In fact the plan was to allow the populous to practice Christianity temporarily, while their children were brainwashed into treating Nazism as a religion, then once their parents died, there would be no religion other than the fanaticism of the Nazi cause.

[@Jan-rq8mo]

@@podomuss Still most soldiers were christian. They litteraly had "Gott mit uns" (God with us) on their belts

[@TactiClaus]

@@Jan-rq8mo "got mittens?"

[@christiannewaye7306]

tim van rijn Well the allied themselves with Christian fascists or the more common academic term clerical fascists like those in Norway, Spain,France or in Italy as a means to galvanize the conservatives with the fascists in fact they promote it would be known as positive Christianity which fell in line with the German Reich. A good example would be Josef Tiso of the Slovak Republic

[@podomuss]

Jan the soldiers were, but the Nazi hierarchy planned to indoctrinate their children into replacing Christianity with Nazism, to the point where they would trust the state more than their parents. So you still haven’t proven me wrong

[@Midnight-Starfish]

Wow Such Gaming: You wouldn't survive Wolfenstein's Nazi Army. Me, who's blonde haired and blue eyed with an ancestry whiter than printer paper: You sure about that?

[@petrsukenik9266]

yes because as a decent man that should not be put into human shredding machine you would join resistence

[@petrsukenik9266]

@cool name well tha is questionable it realy depends on that when he would be born

[@a.e.i.o.u2951]

Y e s

[@austinharrison7515]

My great uncle was 3rd panzar division i would be indoctrinated without choice

[@kapilbusawah7169]

petr súkeník probably not. People turn pale and go to the winning side once emotional blackmail is involved

[@GuerrillaPM]

"Why you wouldn't survive Wolfenstein Not see Army" *Wait, I can make delicious strawberry milkshakes!*

[@XxDyneXxFreeEnergyx]

I actually recently finished Wolfenstein the new order on the hardest mode Uber Difficulty which took 10 days and was bastard hard to beat I died a grand total of 166 times so the video speaks volumes on survivability against that army.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

I wouldn’t be able to survive this Coronavirus outbreak, let alone this.

[@crypto1223]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache I think people are going to die from lack of being able to wipe themselves because of all the idiots taking all the TP.

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

I like the Wolfenstein world because all Furries were slaughtered!

[@jacobmorales1283]

@@crypto1223 I work at a store and everybody is getting toilet paper for some reason

[@TheKing-qz9wd]

@@crypto1223 Privelages of being on an island include using the beach as your bathroom and throwing your crap at anyone who is trying to stop you.

[@TheKing-qz9wd]

@@jacobmorales1283 You know why. When the shipments stop bringing it in and you still gotta use the john.

[@WorldsBestStuntMan]

"As doom eternal is on the horizon-" Veeery clever..

[@elliotfinucane5583]

What, I don't get it

[@creativemalfunction7100]

@@elliotfinucane5583 it's a title of another video game that came out on the same day as doom eternal

[@elliotfinucane5583]

@@creativemalfunction7100 oh shit yeah animal crossing

[@user-kf7dp2mv5i]

@@elliotfinucane5583 More like animal crossing's friend.

[@HugheAnus]

Anyone that could come to think that they could survive Wolfenstein is a different kind of special.

[@chimpanzzzgamer]

Love your content, but this video is just awesome! Love the possible reality scenario

[@baronofplagues]

Why you wouldn’t survive a trip into the Zone from S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Attempt #5 Cheeki Breeki Iv Damke

[@kingbyrd.1512]

Why you wouldn't survive recommending a video on this channel

[@SpikeVike27]

#1 - alcohol poisoning

[@user-xf1gn1uq4l]

@@SpikeVike27 I have had drinks with easteren europeans and let me tell you, I barley survived

[@beanboy887]

PLEASE

[@d1psy85]

I've been asking for this since Killing Floor vid.

[@shikikankillzone4239]

Programmers: _"Ok, how many warcrimes, gore, depression, massacres and stuff like that do you want us to implement in the game?"_ The game director: *Ja*

[@sleepyy_boy]

Nice

[@shrektheeverchosen6457]

Nice

[@piggygamin]

Nice

[@theemperorcat9832]

Nice

[@hisholinesslordpotato]

Nice

[@jeruuchimoto4668]

2:01 I love this part. I love your videos keep it up. :D

[@jeffrey_young563]

After the German Army marching on the street in the trailer , you actually cannot survive with 100 percent chance

[@Cityinlead]

“Why I wouldn’t survive Wolfenstein” Me who is brown: “I think I got this all figured out”

[@33korki77]

Me who is jewish I think i got this all figured out

[@jacob414]

I am White , Pale , blue eyes , blonde hair ... all I have to do is not go crazy

[@jacob414]

But I would rebel for I am American

[@nillynush4899]

not with those disproportionate rates of violent crime

[@utzius8003]

@@jacob414 I'm white with brown eyes and light brown hair, do I still get to be part of the club?

[@DasBundesarchivSatire]

Hitler: Dont worry guys, the Italians can hold North Africa. Italians in North Africa: 10:40

[@sebastiancalvey1226]

Yerp Cause Thats When the US EVOLVED Into the US Military

[@potatoewaffle932]

Pov

[@user-hv6gi9ux6z]

@@sebastiancalvey1226 wasnt it the Brittish who faught the Italians in north africa more than the Americans?

[@malachimiller2731]

@@user-hv6gi9ux6z the usa played a key role in taking back eroupe and Africa without them the allies would have lost

[@theotmt7906]

UNDERATED COMMENT

[@StarwarsHalofreak]

11:13 Radiation isn't like some toxic gas, it doesn't affect you instantly in a way you'll feel. The Liquidators who went into Chernobyl didn't start showing signs of exposure until days later.

[@thejanglyman3886]

“Why you wouldn’t survive Wolfenstein’s Nazi Army” *Bold of you to assume I won’t decide to join the army in the first place*

[@AlanHaskayne]

Video: "Why you wouldn't survive Wolfenstien's Nazi Army." Me: *Looks at Jewish girlfriend* "Geez I wonder."

[@charper9890]

Alan Haskayne Anne Frank?

[@user-zo3wy4we3t]

@@charper9890 oh noooooooooooooooooooo

[@STEELEAGLES2019]

@@charper9890 i thought she lived in attics not living rooms

[@user-zo3wy4we3t]

@@STEELEAGLES2019 she used to....

[@skagchow5928]

This whole thing is cursed

[@legado804]

Wolfenstein nazis: the most badass yet incompetent army in the video game world

[@DisorientedWanderer]

They can take over the world but can't stop one 99% muscle american from texas dual wielding any weapon he finds? Pathetic.

[@classyrassy1790]

Oh that's the one part of the game that actually represents Nazi's realistically. Our view of the 3rd reich is so heavily coloured by fiction and film made by the Nazi's that we have forgotten the Nazi's were in truth just the German version of Trumps MAGA cult. The Nazi government was legendarily incompetent and corrupt, in fact it was so bad the main reason the Germans went to war in 1939 was because they were only a few years away from economic collapse thanks to the Nazi's terrible economic strategy.

[@legado804]

@@classyrassy1790 trump supporters a.k.a republicans/conservatives have nothing to do with the national socialist

[@classyrassy1790]

@@legado804 They do actually, they are remarkably similar in their belief system in the fact its a garbled mess of nonsense based around the idea a certain demographic of people are destroying the country and they need to be removed. I know it's a fad online to "own the SJW's" by denying that Trumps cult and the Nazi's are very similar but the fact is they are. Heck they even share the same tendency to misrepresent their own ideals. The Nazi's calling themselves "Socialists" despite killing socialists and Trumpers calling themselves "Patriots" despite flying the confederate flag inside the capitol building.

[@legado804]

@@classyrassy1790 the confederate flag is southern heritage and tradition

[@I...I___I__I.I___I_.I.I]

Let's be honest, if Blazkowicz didn't have plot armor, even he would be anihilated after a short time...

[@itzmrman3574]

I first played the Wolfenstein games not too long ago from new order to the most recent, they are by far one of my favorite game series to date.

[@m.a.118]

""Hilter" and his army stormed Washington D.C. (1948) forcing FDR-" Wait wait wait- So FDR didn't die in 1945?

[@sebastiancalvey1226]

Alt Reality hun

[@shaggybottomtext8363]

@@swann3482 I thought that was the Highcastle universe

[@pepederien5096]

​@@sebastiancalvey1226 We don't have any relationship with the Germans. Huns and Magyars are far older nations than the Germans. ;) Just sayin'. ;)

[@Lord_Potat_God]

He took plot conviniance pills.

[@motorsportministries7843]

@@swann3482 where can we read the full canon timeline?

[@Idekwtph]

Me, a German: Übergewehr. You, not a German: ubergoobers. Me, a German: Traurig.

[@Soloroar]

I’m American but I can pronounce Ubergewehr correctly

[@buckhunt6832]

Lustig

[@vtitantt3044]

@proud hufflepuff it’s pronounced as “UberGuhvair” cuz the W’s in German are pronounced as V’s, and I’m not even German

[@IshijimaKairo]

Me, not German but with enough understanding of it to be disappointed: Ah Scheiße, jetzt geht es wieder los

[@joynheart]

No your Russian

[@AstroNuggetKOS]

Wtf is the start of the video? “In a wheelchair but still insidious” got me dying 💀💀💀

[@Barakon]

4:53 that’s a glove knitting tool, aka the ancient Roman equivalent tot those board thingies that you use to loom rubber band bracelets.

[@f4fphantomii468]

Jesus Christ imagine being a 17 y/o Frenchman, chilling with your friend, trading some sketchy cigars in an alley and a giant Nazi robot stares you in the eye while it's visor turns red.

[@lx3359]

😂

[@explosiveaddict6939]

I love how everything you discuss would obviously kill you. Like, of course a Hell invasion would kill us, and of course the Nazi army with war machines. But you discuss exactly why. And it works. They're good videos. How. What are your secrets.

[@therossblackwoodshow6288]

It's what you mentioned, the why and how. If I told you a moving brown rope with a rattle could kill you, you wouldn't believe me. But if I told you it was a rattlesnake, and the way it quickly bites and moves and how venomous it is, you'd believe me. It's all about explaining rather than just telling.

[@yoboikamil525]

Just have a looooong think and play the games with a watchful eye.

[@jerikrazik4707]

By the way, good on you for pointing out the Arien thing, it's always made no sense to me either. Besides Prussians are famous for dark blue eyes and dark dark hair so being as they were the first Germanics ...... Saxons came along later and while I'd say they had hugh sucess from the number of blond people, I'd say the Frank's had the most sucess objectively in history untel the Rise of the British Empire.

[@wommyu]

FRANKEN

[@conorshannon444]

The Prussians were not the first Germanic people. The first Germanic people came from Scandinavia. The original Prussians weren't even Germanic.

[@Venator-Class_Star_Destroyer]

title : you wouldnt survive wolfensteins german army me, a germanic belgian who at the time of the game would be a full german : "LAUGHS IN BEING APART OF THE WOLFENSTEIN ARMY"

[@pokealien]

- censors "Hitler" and "Nazi" - also says "doggy style"

[@WowSuchGaming]

Its ruff man

[@libertyprime619]

@@WowSuchGaming dog be doing dog things arf arf

[@GenericProtagonist7]

"You could be shot for being of a different race." Me, a; pale, blonde haired, grey eyed male of Scandinavian blood in good physical shape and no health impairments: hahahaha... HAHAHAHA... *HAHAHAHAHAHA*

[@xenerath4952]

That description fits your username

[@nazarenocordero9587]

Ooof

[@nazarenocordero9587]

Savage

[@deathtrooper7760]

You could join the ss division wiking but i think at this timeline it would be much more than a divison maybe 2-5 Armys. it could be less i`m not sure how many Soldiers the Reichskommissariat Nordland would be allowed to field.

[@timvanrijn8239]

@@deathtrooper7760 ss wiking was mostly estonians for aome reason

[@momma7719]

"I'm from... Arizona" Adolf: •BLAM!•

[@rebelliousreaper9705]

did you know that ironically Hitler actually had Jewish descent so he wasn't a pure Aryan actually.

[@funniclockman614]

The overwhelming majority of people aren't. For example most White Americans have at least one black or native ancestor. These racial purity tests were based off of long debunked pseudoscience and don't hold up to even the slightest scrutiny.

[@jasonmccool]

Make a video about why you wouldn’t survive the Mortal Kombat Tournament.

[@crypto1223]

Jaswel You mean why you wouldn’t survive if your champions lost the tournament. Only the best are chosen to participate in the tournaments.

[@mongooseunleashed]

You mean an Outworld invasion?

[@JohnnyJohnJohnson]

None of us know how to fight, there. Sums it up in one sentence.

[@jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593]

@@JohnnyJohnJohnson and even if there was someone here that knows how to fight the weakest mortal kombat fighter can casually dismember a human being and turn him into a pool

[@weirddrama1617]

You could if your Batman

[@darthrevan5609]

Hey I got an idea for one, "Why you wouldnt survive the Alien Xenomorph infestation." Also I think you may still get demonitized by the fact that you do have some scenes where the Nazi Swastika can be seen and that may be considered to be "offensive material" in the eyes of KZbin love your videos all the same though.

[@ososmemory8290]

Oh! I just posted this idea too! but worded it a tad different : Why you Wouldn't survive The xenomorph infestation of Sevastapol Station from Alien Isolation

[@darthrevan5609]

Eh it drives the idea across 😂😂

[@nikkity5491]

Weyland yutani building better worlds

[@cursedhawkins1305]

Why just the Xenomorphs? Why not throw in their rivals the Predators in there as well after all both kill humans as well as each other, both use deception and stealth attacks, etc.

[@darthrevan5609]

@@cursedhawkins1305 yeah I can see what your saying, it's really for the sake of how much is in the lore for both the Xenos and the Predators that it would be alot to scrunch into one video it would be a multi segment kinda thing and that would just be too much for zack to deal with with the given time he has, but absolutely I can see what you're going for maybe after the Xeno maybe the Predators I dont know but to have them in one, it would just be alot in one video.

[@smudgerbugg]

"Why you wouldn't survive Wolfenstein's German Army" Watching whilst recovering from broken leg caused by a Zerstörer...

[@j4kyboi13]

The soundtrack in these games is phenomenal as always

[@poopscotch1928]

I'm gonna be honest saying hit her to replace Hitler is pretty clever of you.

[@jdmnissan]

And is true

[@joshrogers2275]

I think it's funny he used Tommy Wiseau's "I did not hit her" for it.

[@poopscotch1928]

That's what my dad said.

[@jdmnissan]

@@poopscotch1928 daddy 💦💦💦

[@poopscotch1928]

@@jdmnissan ⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄-⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄

[@Orthane]

KZbinr: You wouldn't survive Wolfenstein's universe Me: *laughs in German ancestry*

[@user-kf7dp2mv5i]

Not all Germans are one of the Nazis.

[@couldntcroptheimage4775]

From what I heard Hitler didn't like other Germans not in Germany he thought they had been mixed into other cultures and we're not Aryan enough.

[@praisethesun.praisedeussol6051]

@@couldntcroptheimage4775 not true at all he even had no bad thoughts of the english before he realised that brittain would not surrender

[@captaingalaxy5265]

Don't you just need blonde hair and blue eyes

[@infanos3720]

@@captaingalaxy5265 no, Hitler wasn't a aryan supremacist he was a german supremacist that is why a lot of the german population wasn't killied even if they had black hair or brown eyes.

[@bluecoin3771]

Just call them nasties or storm troopers, or Helghast or Hydra or Wolfenstein Villains.

[@r.y.a.n981]

"because YOU aren't B.J Blazkowich!" *end of video*

[@theninja2k14]

"Why you wouldn't survive wolfenstein's nazi army" is it because they are nazis?

[@theninja2k14]

@Furisin auto correct and was only two letters which has been changed

[@ATemplarIGuess]

Only if you're not white or blonde

[@tash5186]

It's because we did not see them

[@jameslegrand848]

@@ATemplarIGuess avec thats not a sure thing since most of southern France was considered partially "unpure".

[@ATemplarIGuess]

@@jameslegrand848 white and blonde then

[@Ksueme]

I've never been this anxious from a video before. This alternate history is scary.

[@mari-du7wl]

Yeah no joke man

[@jamesspooky9488]

Yeah for real. My sexual history alone would def cause them to do ungodly things to me lol I’d be tortured and killed for fun

[@halocarmine3490]

@@jamesspooky9488 FBI OPEN UP

[@ATTENTIONseekinggaming]

*alternate universe

[@trashie3899]

1:02 I love that song

[@BailableBody]

It took me till 2 mins into the video to get the “did not see” pun lmao. Did nazi that one coming 😂👌🏻

[@judescott215]

Well if course I wouldn’t survive, I can only wear one helmet at a time.

[@thefishking7582]

You should cover " Why You Wouldn't Survive My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic." I think that would be hilarious for your April Fools Day episode.

[@timvanrijn8239]

Humans need meat to survive

[@jacob414]

I wouldn’t survive ... it’s too nice

[@MEGATRYANT]

Equestria really do be a shitty place to live with all the giant monster attacks and living fauna and shit

[@MrOiram46]

Or “Why you wouldn’t survive living in Bikini Bottom”

[@bronygamindustrian6345]

*Puts on 'Expert shirt'*

[@shaquilleoatmeal7946]

“Why you wouldn’t survive Wolfenstein’s German Army” Me: *laughs nervously in indigenous Guatemalan*

[@ninjaguyYT]

"vaporize any matter it comes in contact with" - shoots wall - wall doesn't vaporize. Wall not made from matter

[@Lulu-ex7fc]

I just want to see Wolfenstein Nazi Armies vs Doom's Legions of Hell.

[@existentialdread7081]

@Inquisitor Gregor Eisenhorn how bout a tiny fraction pf the Imperium Of Man?? Edit: yea i know u are wh40k fan i can see it in your pfp

[@Lulu-ex7fc]

@@existentialdread7081 yeah, so what? I've never denied it.

[@jvfirer7145]

I mean, Doom's Hell won in their war against humanity, and Doom human civilization seems a lot more advanced in every way (including militarily) than Wolfestein Nazis, so my guess is that Doom Hell wins.

[@Lulu-ex7fc]

@@jvfirer7145 but the Nazis would not pull punches, and if General Deathshead wasn't killed and continued advancing their technology with additional Jew treasure troves, you're looking at power armored troops, supersoldier slaves, cyborg slaves and mechs, etc. As the Nazis are now, in the 20yh century, Hell would win, but let them progress up until 2016's time period and we're looking at a different ballgame.

[@DedEternal]

@@Lulu-ex7fc still hell would assimilate the Jewish technology into thier domain as they did with the argent de nur or the sentinel's dimension

[@Asian_Jesus.]

"Well doom eternal is on the horizon" I see what you did there, doom eternal being literally on the same day as animal crossing new horizons

[@christiniakollar8397]

Clorox Bleach Plot twist There the same game

[@themememain24]

I really wanna know what happened to Italy and Japan in this alternate timeline

[@basicferret2558]

What is the song that starts to play at 1:03? (When mustache man gets stomped)

[@Steeler091]

Why you wouldn’t survive wolfenstein’s nazi army Me: grandparents got nuked in NYC.

[@grafvonzeppelin9492]

Grandpa flew the plane over NYC.

[@alphariusfuze8089]

Oof

[@STEELEAGLES2019]

@@grafvonzeppelin9492 my grandpa flew into a tower

[@Poplock4121]

@@STEELEAGLES2019 r/cursedcomments

[@putrantogil]

You know, considering all the other threats in you wouldn't survive series are demons from literal hell, aliens from another dimension, and a virus that turns you into zombie in a matter of seconds, i'll take this one any time.

[@jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847]

The secret is to move like a guerrilla fighter.

[@kaiserkiefer1760]

JASOE the sentient Eye shaped Galaxy I doubt those tactics would work😂 I mean in real life they would just nuke the US again and again. As they really don’t need earth anymore.

[@jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847]

@@kaiserkiefer1760 Then what would you rather do when the earth slowly dies? For me, I would rather fight to the death than become a Darwinistic Nazi.

[@kaiserkiefer1760]

JASOE the sentient Eye shaped Galaxy well you could go under the radar and try and rise up the ranks and gain popularity and then sorta push for a coup. No matter how big a resistance is a coup will always cause some form major chaos. Who knows maybe you’d win and then be a good dictator😂.

[@ghuttsmckenzie4269]

@@kaiserkiefer1760 that would actually make for a good game. Overthrow this all powerful governments region and cause chaos and destruction in the name of the rebel faction.

[@j4kyboi13]

1:03 I very much a appreciate this song

[@lukearoonie4635]

1:03 Did, did you just use a Beastie Boys song for that, absolutely spot on lmao

[@vault42overseer91]

My friends great grandfather is a big Wolfenstein fan, he has an old flag and everything!!!!!!!!!

[@KiTheMC]

My uncle is too! He has a swastika tattoo on his forehead! A little extreme, but I admire his dedication to this great series.

[@rakkstabber1536]

bro that’s awesome my grandpa was so dedicated to the series he even started his own concentration camp, he’s got the whole armband and everything!

[@kaiserproductions1278]

My great grandfather even has an old uniform! Clean and everything. It's color is diluted and it's clearly old. And an MP40. Almost lost a finger to that thing. Needs to buy replicas somewhere else.

[@rickyblake9423]

I suggest the machine war from Nier: Automata or the zombie like creatures from Kabaneri of the iron fortress.

[@Paulnoter55]

Oh shit, I definitely second seeing the Kabane done in a video.

[@kaynesylvar8277]

Ricky Blake Kabaneri! That brings back memories!

[@cavanleddy1653]

I would love to see that but I think its a bit to weeb for him

[@jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593]

*DO IT*

[@TheChildofAuraReborn]

Eyyyyyy, another Kabaneri of the Iron Fortress fan! It's underappreciated, the second half of the series did kind of fall flat but it had a heartwarming ending and the animation was gorgeous. I still love the intro.

[@user-cy2bz3ei8w]

156.000 allied soldiers lost in a failed D-Day operation? *Sadly laughs in 315.000 casualties in Rzhev operation alone*

[@greatbritton7202]

Has anyone ever thought how similar Wolfenstein and Half Life 2 and Alyx are

[@KuaiYT]

Why you wouldn't survive KZbin's demonitization.

[@jdmnissan]

Pussy

[@lumethecrow2632]

"Why you wouldn't survive Wolfenstein's Nazi army" _Scared Jewish onion noises_

[@yuukiyoshizawa7007]

**scared mixed raced Asian noises**

[@kittycatwithinternetaccess2356]

*scared autistic noises!

[@James-oj6ru]

_Sacred rice eating noises_

[@ironskys2989]

Scared Slavic Jewish noises

[@jacquelinedavis9948]

*Scared Native Alaskan noises.*

[@papritous]

"Why you wouldn't survive Wolfenstein's army" me putting on my praetor suit: Say what?

[@Barakon]

If BJ can survive, then so can you with enough training & enough guns.

[@TheUSgoverment]

he didn't. He got decapitated and later revived by having his head reattached.

[@toainsully]

It definitely reminds me of "The Man in the High Castle" but with ancient artefacts that were developed earlier than our timeline

[@goinggorillasbananas4775]

Petition to replace all nonsensical censorship with The Room memes.

[@supermutant963]

"You didn't survive, you marinated" - The Nazi guy from Hunter.

[@kino9356]

2:47 The Room reference was good. I lost my water laughing my ass off. 😂

[@emperorconstantine1.361]

Gewehr is pronounced “Ge “ is said “ga” as in “Garry” Wehr is said as “Wear” but a V instead of a W. “Gewehr” = “Ga-vear”

[@blehh_mae]

i always pronounced it like geh-wear but said sortof quickly,,,, well atleast i was close

[@AneriGS]

I pronounced it ge-ver, thanks for correcting me

[@wilhelmvonberghoff175]

@@AneriGS saying both “ga-vear” and “ge-vear” is correct

[@AneriGS]

@@wilhelmvonberghoff175 ok

[@majorblitz3846]

So Caviar but started with G instead of C

[@iridiumcaptain]

Those hovering robot things don't have "ramjet engines." Ramjets only work with supersonic airflow into the inlet. They work my extremely-fast moving air entering the engine nacelle, being compressed, mixing with fuel, and then the mixture expanding out the rear of the engine after being combusted. It is the shape of the engine core and speed of intake air that dictates the engine pressure ratios. Unless the air is moving fast enough, appropriate EPR cannot be achieved, combustion cannot be sustained, and the engine will not produce thrust. A small, hovering robot cannot utilize a ramjet. It could utilize a jet. Or a turbofan. Or turboshaft. Or turboprop. But not a ramjet.

[@carterbarnett4734]

Seeing as how the drone in the clip on screen when he was talking about ramjets, well, rammed the player, I don't think he meant a ramjet, but rather a ram-jet. A jet engine enabling ramming. Besides, it's Wolfenstein. Modern rules don't exactly apply to pseudoscientific Jewish uber-tech vaults.

[@Steamaroon]

There are turboramjet engines that use an internal fan and electrical ignition to intake and pressurize air on their own allowing them to start up and accelerate from a stop

[@potatoewifi]

One of the games where the protagonist is an absolute one-man-army to be able to survive the antagonists in their games

[@smokedaddy3d_]

Its funny how the series stared back in the 80s, and all games connect to each other, From Castle Wolfenstein, to Beyond Castle Wolfenstein, to Wolfenstein 3D, to Return to Castle Wolfenstein, to Wolfenstein 2009, to the Machine Games Wolfenstein Games. All of the early games from 1987, to 2009 are all canon in Machine Games Wolfenstein games.

[@theretroshogun2961]

I think this would be a very interesting idea I've been researching on. " Why wouldn't you survive the Skynet War"

[@couldntcroptheimage4775]

Yes

[@MarzMonkey]

Can't say "Dat Yichud", Can't say "Death Shead" I mean...they say these words in the game, you'd think you'd be able to pronounce them.

[@ItsPanda__0]

Deaths head... Litteraly two English words Dat yichud. Two words that are t English and sound different to how they're spelt. Yeh totally can't see why he can pronounce one but not the other..

[@SSD_Penumbra]

Death's Head, or Death Shed.

[@SockMonkeyPal7]

To not be able to say Hitler or Aryan is insane. It’s history. Can we not say Ghengis or Stalin?

[@moxx-a-sealin]

All the Wolfenstein games had a killer soundtrack, my favorite is the "New Order" menu theme

[@utzius8003]

Actually, the "Aryans" didn't hail from India, they were a people that most likely came into existence in the steppes of Eurasia and later expanded into both India and Europe.

[@SuvasAryan]

Mostly , the Aryans got civilized and prospered in India.

[@NeonSuperNovas]

I grew up in Mesquite too! I was so surprised when I found out that’s where BJ is from. It’s not everyday that you hear about Mesquite being mentioned in a game lol.

[@coltforceplayer]

Nothing more badass than having a game franchise where you kill Demons from Hell and another with killing Nazis in alternate history 1960s

[@tsarfox3462]

Jesus the laugh track at "Sorry little bro, gonna send you to the furnace now"