WPE absolutely butchering the English language 2023 edition!

[@WorstExtrasEver]

Hope you guys are enjoying the end of year compilations so far! Be sure to check out the full videos on the main channel if you spot any that you haven't seen yet! kzbin.info

[@Bootysmoothie]

I have a reaction to gluten which is quite bizarre, both me and my mother have dyslexia and it really goes hard-core and we'll act either wasted or like we've had a small stroke and it stuck real good. For like 5 minutes one day I couldn't say a sentence and everytime I spoke I was like crying laughing because I couldn't get myself to speak normally and it was obvious I couldn't figure it out .

[@Bootysmoothie]

My doctor hears this and goes, what the hell does talking backwards mean and I'm like well now that I I got diagnosed non celiac I'm like wtf I'm allergic and I have neurological reaction tight.

[@Bootysmoothie]

It's like when Jake stutters over one word then tries to correct himself fucks that up and everything after is also shit

[@Jaydee-ish]

WPE butchering english like i butcher my assignments 😂

[@raihanfirdaus5101]

Well better than butchering the future... Please help :']

[@steelbear2063]

Like Alex does to the people in his basement

[@psychogoreman198]

@@steelbear2063……..shhhh

[@64BBernard]

No one can beat Jake's ability to jonk user names. 😂

[@OctyabrAprelya]

Unless it's in leet-speak which he can read flawlessly.

[@homshlpd]

jake jaking usernames for x minutes straight

[@Bootysmoothie]

I read words strangely a lot because I forget the meaning a lot and I'll just sit around saying a simple word outloud to myself forever and I'll be like oh shit it's that word dumbass . That sounds like three other words

[@Mantheon]

i love that 90% of the video is is Jonk doing jonk things and the other 10% is Cath forgetting what she was about to say and Ellis crashing mid-explanation

[@saeriest]

no matter HOW MANY TIMES i hear the "What do you call a dog that cant bark: syphilis!" line, it cant get old.

[@sushifox2058]

Alex as the master chef with that laugh was terrifying

[@IsadorCz]

i think it was perfect

[@leaharris101]

Wayyyyy I made it into a video 😂😂 The punchline is "a hush puppy" btw 😂

[@John_Thomas96]

If you want to watch the crew butcher the English language all you have to do is watch an ordinary video.

[@Webmage101]

1:00 everyone not noticing him spell map _mimp_

[@dr.bright6272]

Because they're too disappointed that he fell for the joke.

[@patrick9876]

3:55 dying from the cheeky independence reference😂

[@Edelwe1ss]

I love that; Diarrhoea, but diarrhea if you declared independence

[@insoporous9978]

All that bickering about the Jake's inability to read the message and it turned out the message was mistyped in the first place. LOL

[@Celrene]

I love rewatching all WPE videos! Been rewatching them everyday ❤

[@dahlesa]

I'm suprised that Jake the Jonk was the closest one on spelling "luiquid crap" the right way. And i have might spelled water poo the wrong way. All dyslexians unite to our cause!!!

[@madison3408]

Every time I think my English is bad, I’ll think back to this video and remember I could do worse ❤

[@WelshGiraffa]

Give them a chance with the amount of butchering Jake could actually say the name of that Town in wales

[@sopcannon]

that would be a long video. Someone should super chat that or what ever twitch does.

[@Captain_Ironbeard]

I choked on my coffee when Alex did the master chef. That was just golden

[@DRAG0NSPIRIT10]

I just love how Jonk can't even spell map 🤣

[@BodhiMcCullough]

I always relate to Jonk with the inability to say a coherent sentence

[@GhostOfSnuffles]

Jake's ability to mess up the simplest of names never ceases to make me giggle.

[@bonnie_lover1239]

I was crying laughing watching this! Though I'm a bit miffed I didn't find this sooner To put it simply: I had to do a presentation on the Glaswegian accent not too long ago and I didn't have anything in terms of dialect/slang on my powerpoint and I was the only one in my class who didn't have that, so of course KZbin has to show me this AFTER I did my presentation. I also tried doing a transcript from a conversation between two people with a Glaswegian accent and you can probably guess how that went- But wonderful video as always! Keep up the amazing work :)

[@hunterdempsey3427]

Show us your doofa killed me 😂

[@Cyb3rM1nd]

Watching this makes me feel better about my stammer. Thanks.

[@mazing-at-this]

Absolutely amazing yet again. I love seing jake utterly jonk english up

[@JayHog1992]

6:30 just had me laughing on the floor. Alex's increasing rage made it better.

[@hollowedge8307]

7:28 a slitter is the ball used in a sport called hurling

[@akantiia]

Ah good old Conlonial marines and wallpep 😂

[@MMuraseofSandvich]

3:40 Alex: _right are we sharing passwords?_

[@thepizzaman8064]

3:00 Is the diarreha segment

[@desertsniper23]

I can't get over the fact that Jake mispelled MAP

[@Bootysmoothie]

I love it when im describing something and my grandma just out of nowhere tries to correct me and it throws off the conversation so bad i forget what im talking about because she has to interrupt at the weirdest times. Ill be talking and she just says random words not related to the conversation. Ill say its rainy outside and she'll go , " ITS BRAINING OUTSIDE" im always like why would i have said some weird shit like that it isnt even a word .

[@Bootysmoothie]

And it happens so often now I just walk off like you screwed up there it's like the sixth time today and she thinks it's hilarious then gets mad because i forgot shit because she can't shut up for a second and wait for 2 seconds for me to breathe . I love it when I get out of breath and she chews me out like I told her off by being asthmatic and tired . Ass

[@rosinaferrari5128]

Anyone else wish we could get more vlogs on this channel?

[@chaostiger1404]

A great video would all the times you guys talked about bees

[@twinsen1949]

God bless whoever edits the spinning text whenever jake uses that shitty ability. It makes me crack my shit every time

[@tubbysj1]

Love watching you guys, ya never fail to put a smile on my face! What game is the 2nd to last clip?

[@hannahbanana7723]

Fun fact! Diarrhea was considered one of the most beautiful words by non-english speakers!

[@azuredragonofnether5433]

As an non-native English speaker, I disagree... I find discombobulation the most beautiful word.

[@Rolagza]

It doesn't even originate from English. It's ancient Greek, 'dia' (trough) 'rheo' (flow)

[@couruu]

@@Rolagza No word originates from English, it's all loanwords from other languages.

[@nekomimicatears]

​​@@couruuby this logic no word originates from any language. English has plenty of unique non-borrowed words.

[@MalaTheAnimeLad]

"if you declared independence" is fucking brilliant

[@insidiousenigma4722]

This is a surprisingly small compilation for a channel that has a Jonk

[@BloodyMobile]

I absolutely love these episodes xD Can't wait for the butchering that 2024 will bring ❤

[@diogosousa7698]

I was very suprissed it's only 10 minutes and not a couple of hours 😂

[@masonjayryder5988]

Alex's realization that it's in Spanish was hilarious. I didn't notice anything was wrong because it's my first language.

[@mystronam566]

Why'd Alex sound like Gordon Ramsay having a mental breakdown 😂

[@EtherRich23]

I like the Terry Pratchett spelling: direrear

[@llDACKll]

1:23 this section is even better when you realize his "correct" spelling of diarrhea is also spelled wrong Edit: nevermind, didn't realize that was an American thing. Thanks for the note for us independence declarers!

[@psivampire13]

We have it the easy way lol

[@doomtooth74]

"Spell map" Jake: "M-I-M-P" The fucks a mimp?!

[@remberforgor]

real small mime

[@brownierecipeposter]

4:35 pure British water

[@davialmeida4442]

They butcher english as naturally as Alex butchers the corpses

[@SuperSenshi]

When you work as a kennel tech, you learn very quickly how to spell diarrhea. The way I remember it is D-I-A really runny (R-R) H-E-A

[@humanbean5114]

You should just do an episode where Jake reads stuff out and everyone tries to find out what he's reading

[@eleqilix]

only real one's remember "oinoin"

[@Tigerpanzer6666]

we just say bottle of water or just water if your lazy which 99% just say that 4:38

[@777Libby]

As some one who’s part French the French part hurts my soul a very tiny bit.

[@dingleofthedongle9561]

Dia R Rhea - this is how I memorized it. The goddes R. Rhea - Diarrhea

[@dingleofthedongle9561]

... later in life it became DIA - RR- HEA like a false social security or weird phone number. 3-2-3 dia rr hea

[@DaysofKnight]

3:55 That's why they don't know how to spell it. Ffs. "If you declared independence." Bruh, why y'all put a random fuckin' "o" in a word that doesn't say it? We took the "o" out 'cause we found it pointless. "Diarrhea" makes much more sense because that's how you say it, instead of "Diarr-HO-rea." "HO-rea." Really, "HO-rea?"

[@paulduchamp4736]

You took the "o" out as well as many other letters because of the printing press, when printing was expensive and so removing letters made sense from a business point of view. Americans being barely read at the time internalised the new spelling and tada, you now have american english.

[@EbonMaster]

@@paulduchamp4736 couldn't most people in general not read at the time? lol

[@mrmoosetachio]

​@@paulduchamp4736ironic you talk shit about Americans dumbing down English while simultaneously butchering every word with more than 2 syllables. 😂😂

[@paulduchamp4736]

@@EbonMaster yes, which is why I find it hilarious that stupid above me took it so personally. To you dear moose, I'm typing with my phone and my finger keep pressing the wrong letters, and it was pissing me off, but I'll correct it sure

[@paulduchamp4736]

@@mrmoosetachio I made one spelling error from pressing the wrong button, but I see that's the best you can contribute instead of realising that people being barely read at the time isn't an american only issue you doughnut

[@neutralweird]

i remember the spelling of diarrhea bc my niece's name is rhea. unfortunate that i remember her everytime i think of the word diarrhea but hey i can spell diarrhea!

[@TTHBLOX_]

Thats some good butchershop sausagetalk

[@varela43]

When you said clam slam i thought somthin else

[@LukeFG]

Quick break, get your wuh-uh buh-uhs

[@Sagano96]

5:03 god damn my stomach xD

[@malfolin]

I like that every one of them spelled diarrhea wrong putting -h - after -ia - (and I thought it was diarreah)

[@Drago_San]

@WPE Extras “Waaaaaalllleeesss Waaaaalllllleeeeeessssssss”

[@TheKingofDarkMatter400]

Ok he say about the fizzi pop!

[@hkdxforsaken]

Good Morning

[@404deadlink]

I have been summoned?!

[@dr.bright6272]

They'll get there one day

[@TheMNWolf]

Diarrrr ho-we-ah. That's how I remember how to spell it.

[@m4sherman375]

What the hell did i miss? I havent watched in a month. I guess i shouldnt be suprised😂

[@The_Yuki_Hime]

did no one notice jake spelt map as mimp?

[@flamehawk1913]

Doofer meant tv remote in my house, anyone else?

[@nicolaszan1845]

Should play Project Zomboid, feels like they would have s lot of fun and make for good content

[@lexibyday9504]

none of them can spell the word for when you get the poops

[@ricardojorge2026]

english : diarrhea; portuguese/ espanol: diarreia; german: durchfall 🤣

[@RexxieGames]

Need the one where Cath is playing worms and she babbles some incoherent jibberish that no one understands. I think it was during a charity stream?

[@codystevenson3142]

9:58 tip of the forehead what you mean

[@raythetiger7701]

WHAT KIND OF DOG DOESNT BARK??? i wanna know!!

[@durp9151]

Ah yes! A jonk compilation

[@SilverFenixFyre]

Wow. Gained a new sub for this vid alone. I'm dying 🤣 Thx yt algorithm

[@flymoolahman2763]

haahaha the way he spelt map

[@gsestream]

bottleohreal, you are worth it

[@DeathcoredrummercalebBruta-b2f]

This is just like how me and my bro treat each other just with a lot more racial slurs lol

[@Nikotinbetyar]

Alternate title: wpe being dislexic for 10 minutes

[@promptedleek4829]

I'm surprised jonk is still alive given he seems to have a stroke every time he speaks

[@epicboy109sminecaft]

What game are they playing at 2:00 ? Looks like killing floor but i cant tell

[@TheAymeric51]

Kf 2

[@CEPangolin]

Has jake been checked for Dyslexia?

[@flyshadowwolf9585]

0:08 [REDACTED]s? I think we all know what he means.

[@larryfoulke1596]

Maybe just say "Diare" it's simple,and if you going to doctor just add "A" 🏃‍♂️

[@Lumpe1337]

can somone tell me what the game at 5:48 is called? i have forgotten to add it to my co-op list for me and my friend but i can for the life of me not remember what it's called.

[@iquote7806]

Wildermyth 🙂

[@Lumpe1337]

@@iquote7806 Thanks

[@amyb7216]

What is the game in the first segment called?

[@amyb7216]

Nvm, it is drift

[@amyb7216]

Guess not

[@gabrielrauscher6976]

so a jonk episode? xD

[@BALLSAHERTNinc]

Legends 🍺

[@Koniving]

It's Diarrhea in American English.

[@prjndigo]

We'rewoofs.

[@robotrix]

No more SIMS from the look of it. But then the last few haven't made it onto the playlist because they're all just sounds of spazzing over dogs as they piss on yhe floor, I'm guessing.

[@onerxowns2202]

Please play LETHAL COMPANY

[@noodlecat1955]

They already have! There's no highlights video like this one yet, but you can watch the livestreams.

[@onerxowns2202]

@@noodlecat1955 Thank you

[@onerxowns2202]

@@noodlecat1955 I didn't find LETHAL COMPANY on their twitch channel. Are you lyng by chance?

[@christophersvanevik97]

I may have Norwegain, Scottish and American genes but my english is still bæd

[@DramaticFlora]

My brain word no good but word betterer then them

[@levifoster5639]

English are my 6th language...

[@stevenbuzinkai767]

Gabby: *Wonderful loving gf to Jake.* Also Gabby(to Jake): BEEEEEEE BETTEEEEEEEEEEER!

[@ssctiyo4735]

I spell it Diarrhea

[@tylorlinley7783]

You all can not spell diarrhoea that is funny 😂😂😂😂😂