Best Of Pregame Discharge Vol. 1

[@reddeath707]

It's odd, I understand Lyle less, but admire him more as time passes.

[@oscarsperspective7681]

There's no gold behind our money!

[@babysealsareyummy]

He’s one of God’s own prototypes. Too weird to live, too rare to die…

[@mamasgirl987]

It's because you haven't watched enough for the Latin to start sounding like English yet, you'll get there

[@jasperbonez2547]

you are hearing him in evil latin is all

[@wsx913]

First Sanity Not Included, then Swagalaggin, and now Pregame Discharge. I lost you and found you too many times DAD. Or should I say GuitarmasterX7? Yeah that's right, I haven't forgotten brawlgasm. You can't escape.

[@Archibaldh1pp0]

Video Game Fun Time

[@cryptods137]

I member his Master Chief days. How time flies.

[@WilliamAppel3]

We need Guitarmasterx7 back and we need another Beans. And we need it now!

[@joshfredrickson5072]

You're only a true guitarmasterx7 fan if you remember him doing a mad lib off a cereal box for his friends birthday and making The Most Awesome Song Ever. Casual.

[@ShanePatSmith]

Never forget theloopholeistheahol

[@stepdaddydave7737]

Pregame Discharge is the only reason I'm subscribed to Destructoid

[@WolfieboyMachi]

Yep. Honestly, I don't even know what other content they make. I only have eyes for this show. If the show is over, they should hire him to make reviews in this style.

[@ALotOfCancer]

they have good reviews but everything else they upload just makes me think "why?" they've made a lot of questionable decisions when it comes to their content

[@Unhingedboysfxgaming]

@@WolfieboyMachightf

[@DjDustiSam]

When I think Destructoid, it will always be Pregame Discharge.

[@fishperson5390]

Lyle carries that sinking ship on his back

[@kyubiiofrage]

I hope this continues. It was like “Spoilers Ahead” but with news.

[@saintpatrick2134]

Do you know why he stopped spoilers ahead

[@RikuHino]

god i miss spoilers ahead

[@StealthyKeanu]

@@saintpatrick2134why,

[@saintpatrick2134]

@@StealthyKeanu i don't know i was asking

[@runoxb]

@@RikuHino I too miss spoilers ahead my child. May the holy marketing cow in space be with you. Markus's Dad : 69:420

[@ElGordoBandito]

If Pregame Discharge is ending, I hope it's because Lyle has learned that 99% of Destructoid's subscribers were there only to support him, and he's going to do that shit in-house now and cut out the middle man. Love you, Dad!

[@TheSimplicated123]

Well, call yourself Nostradamus, because that's exactly what's happening.

[@michaelmassajr.9996]

You can see the future now tell me the best investment crypto

[@bbutler3230]

this is probably the most criminally underrated shows on the internet, and if this is it its sad that it never got the recognition it deserved.

[@MasterOfBepis]

we had a good run lads, now we gotta go back to waiting 1.5 years per dad content

[@timcampbell2594]

Watch OneyPlays to placate the withdrawals

[@GrugGangGrugGang]

@@timcampbell2594 But that requires hearing those other sweat goblins.

[@TheyCallMeMrMaybe]

@@GrugGangGrugGang You're insinuating Chris O'Neil's little boy-luring voice isn't sweet music to your ears.

[@GrugGangGrugGang]

​@@TheyCallMeMrMaybe Allow me to confirm. The only person I like on Oney Plays is Lyle, which is unfortunate because he is often talked over or ignored.

[@SkotKozB5]

Lucky you! IT'S COMING BACK! Allegedly.

[@GrapplingHookJones]

I feel like my brain is being held hostage. This is an hour and a half of Lyle's uniterrupted stream of conciousness, my attention can't find a jumping off point. I love it

[@andrewdenton4039]

Thank you for this most generous gift.

[@dashdoger135]

I wanna like but it’s at 69 and I’m not going be that guy

[@andrewdenton4039]

@@dashdoger135 You could have been the one to take us beyond. But you were weak.

[@yourethatmantis5178]

Pregame Discharge can't die! Not before 50 Cent is revealed for Smash Bros.

[@director00donut39]

We need to petition him into the game, because on that day shall we summon forth Lyle again.

[@brandonpark4093]

Before this show, I was but a mere, normal bum who did nothing. Now, I am still a mere, normal bum, but now with a taste for VENGEANCE

[@Rick586]

THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH!!!

[@Africa893]

So given the trajectory of this year I can only conclude Thoth the Egyptian god of knowledge is real, Lyle actually killed him, it wasn't a bit, and now we're dealing with the consequences.

[@dogauthier]

Every sentence is a quote. "At the end of the day... the day is done so shut up" "The sun is shining, the birds are shining, the trees are shining.. why is everything shining? Am I in hell?"

[@Ramsey276one]

46:00 too XD

[@SuperUnhappyman]

im guessing because everyones inside and most of the gamer news is "shits getting delayed" or "this guy did the diddling" pregame discharge is getting the pause it was awesome while it lasted

[@franciscooper607]

It just got a new episode

[@caswellweird]

@@franciscooper607 did you watch it? Because you probably should before you take this stance.

[@ZABIE_]

@@caswellweird when did he say that he would stop uploading because i don't remember him saying that

[@dropinota]

I just want to add, he got paid to make these. This is such a blessed time to be alive. These need to continue, this is true art.

[@themarkktv]

Please don't leave us. I'm going to have to get my news from Jim Sterling and they smells funny

[@TheButterAnvil]

"privilege goggles"

[@ultralm7250]

@@TheButterAnvil the MovieBob of video games

[@RadarHawk]

Jim fucking Sterling Son is a treasure. He is smelly though

[@AwesomeAutismHC]

*They

[@LordCantalo]

So, the entirety of Pregame Discharge? All praise Dad.

[@ThisSethAlsoMightExist]

Does this mean the show is over? If so, thank you for the literal years of entertainment. Hearing the news from you made the world seem a little bit brighter. Yet another reason 2020 just sucks.

[@yourethatmantis5178]

No if the show has a name you can't kill it, it's the law. Dad told me so.

[@skillpatrick1]

Up in the air currently. I hope it comes back but if its like every other show Dad has put blood and semen into I'm trying to not get my hopes up

[@ALotOfCancer]

You'reThatMantis it was a bizarre experience scrolling down and reading this at the exact same time he said it

[@lukausedsteal1026]

I doubt it. They uploaded an episode yesterday.

[@GrugGangGrugGang]

@@lukausedsteal1026 At the very end he says the show may be over.

[@RadarHawk]

"But sometimes it's not about the destination, it's about the journey. And you're about to take a journey..........down these fucking stairs" Fantastic writing.

[@shuddafukkup]

“They’re just gonna give us another wacky disease” Did.... is that what happened??!!

[@anthonydeadman]

Dad is and always has been a prophet.

[@MikeisMAV]

"If the show has a name you cant kill it!" oh *oh no*

[@hoontr]

You know Lyle is a badass when he gets multiple best of videos across all his projects looking at u sanity not included can't wait to see what else is coming

[@Papa_Corgo]

“Rome wasn’t built in a day, but it was built BY FUCKING ALIENS!” -Lyle

[@XXpettywigginsXX]

The Lyle fanbase. The KZbin equivalent of having a father who doesn't show up much after the divorce. Every so often you get a little gift or letter to show he still cares. I miss you dad.

[@neoblaze_]

This video is my spirit animal.

[@theallseeinghat9484]

What if you found out every pregame discharge is personally customized, so for everyone else, Lyle doesn’t talk about cleaning up your “mistakes” or you being in a simulation

[@ohheyitsguy]

What are you talking about? Lyle DOESN'T talk about cleaning up mistakes or a simulation Did we watch the same video?

[@shukterhousejive]

It's fun to see Lyle gradually increase his Scream Level over the years

[@babysealsareyummy]

He is frighteningly, shockingly sharp and criminally underrated.

[@ADFF14]

He warned us, we should've done another Egypt... but did anyone listen?!

[@JoJoZiddy]

I'm so happy this is coming back. The VENGANCE must continue.

[@Pusher97]

I love having Lyle gently scream me to sleep.

[@bowsmed]

I swear every time Lyle says something I both know exactly what he's talking about and have no fucking clue what the fuck he's talking about at the same time, it's a thing of beauty.

[@kylemulder1323]

The "Devil's Crevice" thing had me dying

[@CharlesOwens04]

I tried casually listening to this at work, which was, obviously, a mistake.

[@Gravewhisper]

Please don't cancel this show, I need reasons to live! Especially this year!

[@BootsofBlindingSpeed]

I still don't understand how one single mortal man can be so handsome AND rambunctious at the same time.

[@TheBigSchleep]

I missed him a lot today.

[@rawe1313]

I'd be very sad to see PD go

[@onar_]

This really is the end....if that’s the case, thanks Lyle for being the person with the ONLY video game show that showed us the true nature of THE ORB

[@Isuukuu]

Discovering this show was a spiritual experience. I am happy to say that I am a worse person than I was before first encountering this show all those years ago.

[@CerberusB1]

Never heard of Pregame Discharge but I loved very second of this

[@Lolsocialism]

Why do I feel like I've already watched this exact compilation 3 times already. Could it be that Lyle excees time and space, and makes me perceive him as all and eternal?

[@991yugioh]

If this is the end of Pregame Discharged. I'm glad to have watched it and hope to see where you go next. See ya later over at Oney's Lyle.

[@scarletbard6511]

Bless you, Lyle. I loved every single bit of your discharge, so thanks. Edit: Why don't Square Enix just call themselves Squeenix?

[@TheSimplicated123]

I love how the intro for episode 100 is a completely unsubtle stab at Spirit Science.

[@Fung43]

Lyle, I’ve been following ya since I was a little kid & I be a full grown adult now. You’ve been consistently fighting and in all honesty your comedy writing is some of the best I’ve seen on the internet. You have a great grasp on timing and delivery; way more than 99% of the “comedy” channels on here. I can only imagine what ya could do with your own original series separated from being forced to talk about anything specific. Keep on trucking, Lyle, cause I’m not gonna stop watchin’ anytime soon

[@jegaxz]

icantpressspacewithmybabyfingers

[@Bl4ckD0g]

I just spent an hour and a half listening to Lyle's voice.... I want more..

[@SkotKozB5]

ITS COMING BACK! Allegedly.

[@WrathClub]

I never thought I'd say this, but these allegations regarding me are completely true!

[@SkotKozB5]

@@WrathClub man, thanks a ton KZbin for letting me know Dad spoke to me. Ffs.

[@spazyboy321]

I watched this entire video over the course of like, three days and frankly I loved every second of it.

[@RemiScutlet]

Is it really over? i'm having sanity not included flashbacks.

[@forgingwolf3353]

We need this back. I need more screeching in my life.

[@MaxHaydenChiz]

I just found this and really enjoyed it. Didn't know you had content going up in some other place. Looking forward to whatever you make next.

[@opossum_elysium]

The man's a goddamn poet. Don't think I've heard writing more witty than his.

[@Ashhley_the_shawty]

I swear if Dad and the guy from Sean of the Dead / Hot Fuzz partnered up, we'd get an Atomic bomb of a movie (comedy or otherwise).

[@ourseem3692]

This feel like one big episode of Xavier: Renegade Angel

[@toofastnobrakes]

Damn Lyle, we miss seeing more of you. Been watching since sanity not included season 1. You da man

[@unsettledtoast]

I had no clue this show existed, I thought Lyle just quit KZbin

[@Nazareadain]

I happily avoid twitter, but in these situations I feel like I've japed myself

[@greygravesVT]

We had a great run, all of it was gold, gold that Lyle definitely stole from those that created the orb and will become what he will use to plate his shoes. Needless to say, love u man. Can’t wait until ur next project. Never stop being gold, gold needs this they had a bad day

[@ABonafideSkeleton]

Just keep calm and always remember: _There's no gold behind our currency._

[@kresnik39]

Thanks for the only video games news show ever, Dad

[@Mr.Drew70]

Too bad we couldn’t do it this year. Covid denied the rules!

[@ShanePatSmith]

Now there’s truly no game and no hype :(

[@HoraceKock]

Lyle is like my dad. He disappears every few months and when he comes back he’s transcending to the ethereal plane with an orb and meth. Love the vids!

[@TheOneShotWunda]

Holy shit I gotta watch this series now. Thank you for showing me this wonderful boy’s show

[@m00ndogmiller]

wtf I've been watching this since it was called baby fingers and every time I come back to this compilation there's something I haven't seen in it.

[@recnepsrc]

"I have had a vision that not even the Silverest John is Long enough to comprehend" is so fucking good

[@MatheusNiisama]

You're quite literally the only person who could make me give a shit about video game news, it's been a good one.

[@harlburgerhelper4421]

"It's meant to be Savin' Private Ryan not concavin privates and buyin... shoes!" -- Dad

[@collinhasty7446]

Just imagine you have an actual fear that you are in a coma and you watch lyle for like 10 mins

[@coelacanth0794]

It's been fun, Lyle. Hope we see you on your next project soon

[@anthonyrichards1454]

This video just made me binge watch a days worth of pregame discharge and I fucking love it! Honestly one of the only video series I'll use the bell button

[@Crazyboutpeace]

Y'know cutting from end of the latest pregame discharge about the league of legends to 13:47 is the perfect coincidence and I love it

[@jakemiller8468]

We now return to my biannual rewatching of this video

[@JAKanDAX]

I'm guessing the show is getting canceled, which sucks but at least I don't have to keep being subscribed to destructoid

[@PlasmaSnake3]

I hope this series continues, thanks for the laughs dad

[@Desert_Project]

18:07, hah! Fucking mick lauer, what a strangely aged joke

[@CharlesOwens04]

Time to prime myself for dad's return.

[@Life_and_Gaming]

Oh man I definitely hope there is more of this. This show is so great.

[@dualblade14]

If you mean more episodes to come, same. If you mean more in general" you're in luck. There's over 150 episodes on Destructoid, you just need to be willing to deal with Destructoid.

[@elizabeththarby5714]

The guitar riff at the end is awesome, I need to hear it again and again

[@NicoNicoSmiles]

Pregame Discharge, the only video game news show that is dated, but timeless.

[@AsteriskOfficial]

Definitely name the show baby fingers :)

[@LightningManGTS]

We laughed we've cried and we've touch the orb plenty of time, thanks video games for shitting on the carpet

[@GigaLordShinyMudkip1]

Thank you for making this compilation. The only reason I was subscribed to Destructoid was for this series.

[@sagivn.s2237]

i grew up watching sanity and never it was you in the first 3 seasons untill you came on oneyplays and that came up eventually. im gonna binge some olde stuff for nostalgia

[@cyborgstudios5363]

:) A Google Fi ad played before this video and prompted the thumbnail to show up, so I couldn't find out, myself, that the intro and outro of the last episode was explaining to me that it was the last destructoid episode of pregame discharge. Thank you, Google Fi. I hope, someday, someone elses similar attempt at a "heartfelt goodbye" will be noticed. : D

[@scribeslendy595]

Lyle gives me intense "Welcome to Nightvale" narrator energy

[@link101smash6]

55:16 My favorite line from the entire show. Don't ask me why, I don't know either.

[@SomeIcelandicDude]

Holy shit I was literally in the middle of a Precharge binge when I saw this in my sub box

[@ezachleewright2309]

I'm glad these steadily got funnier

[@hydrohigh-danger9711]

Today is Day 173 without sight of Papa Vengeance since he defeated Thoth and journeyed into space after his prized potted tree and there’s still no sign of further vengeance. I have tried summoning him through various methods so far but to no avail. I tried asking the Demons in Hell if he was there but they said that he would just groin stomp them and leave again so no. I checked if Thoth had trapped him as vengeance for Lyle’s vengeance, but Thoth was... unresponsive. I tried to check with space, but the crew running space kept yelling at me so that went nowhere. The next and final place I shall check is... Outer Space, the great enemy, so I’m not looking forward to meeting that jerk again. But if that jerk Outer Space is restricting our access to Vengeance, he deserves get swiftly kicked in the orbs... if I can find them. This is Surveillance unit Derp signing off.

[@Demonstray]

My wife: "What's this charge on your credit card?" Me: "It's not a charge. It's a discharge. A Pregame Discharge."

[@yepyep86]

You only go to hell if you don't play the stock market this aged like wine HOLD THE LINE

[@superspaghettibrawler]

I know nothing about this show or channel but I know who Lyle is and seeing these clips out of context (for the most part) is really funny because I like to imagine all these clips being one episode so Lyle goes from veins on boys followed by an image of trump with a Mario 64 wing cap and mustache...it’s...it’s beautiful

[@DjDustiSam]

This is a true masterpiece.

[@Ramsey276one]

6:00 some spiders fly... Glide via threads, to be specific Can’t remember where I heard that...

[@MrLordloganman]

I had no clue this was a show until now. I'm very upset I didn't know about this sooner

[@SHiTJuFro743]

Fucking right there with ya. Deadass thought this guy has been doing nothing

[@KantFromEC]

You can't convince me the Lyle isn't the greatest writer of this generation.

[@youdontknowme3935]

how did i not remember being subscribed to this channel? Holy shit this is gold

[@winterrayal8960]

Hell yeah man, glad to see you uploading again 😤😤

[@thedaftpowerranger8828]

I love your sense of humor will always be a fan no matter how many times you change your name

[@emanluca3753]

Can anyone tell me what the presentation at 57:01 is? I’d ask Lyle, but he’s intimidating, and I tremble.

[@nocanseegreen3845]

I wish i saw this show before picking a senior quote