WRONG WRONG WRONG

[@kanitalynnjohnto]

"I am so excited to start casting for Looking for Alaska. Casting movies is one of my favorite things to do. I cast movies." -John Green

[@Ana-ls4mu]

"I cast all the movies. Even those that are not done after my books. All. The. Movies." - John Green

[@shilittletsure]

"I think pennies should stay. In fact, I think ONLY pennies should stay." - John Green

[@הדרהלוי-ב1ה]

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[@HeirError]

+ I can totally hear him saying this in a blooper real or something!

[@emilykeane9544]

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[@eris4734]

"I think that we should have a tenth of a cent coin to pay for gas. I also think we should take a page out of Sparta's book and use Iron rods" - John Green

[@moonlightmrn5969]

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[@ashtuatara]

"I cast movies." -John Green

[@ludvigstrannabjermelin6882]

+Ashley Meijer I Always Cast Movies

[@kirbyfan39]

I think this is my favorite comment for this video.

[@emilykeane9544]

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[@odoloid]

This one is underrated.

[@patrickbrannen1743]

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[@DianaMcManaman]

My Zombie Unicorn Novella is BY FAR the best thing I have ever written. -John Green

[@emilykeane9544]

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[@GregPXL]

"If you quote something someone is going to say before they say it, does that mean you preemptively quoted them or that they have quoted you quoting them? It's these kinds of questions that keep me up at night." - Hank Green

[@noahgolan603]

that's just perfect

[@ItsCamille735]

It is not the two dates on a grave we celebrate but the dash between -John Green

[@tobiasbarzydlo9250]

Little Indecisive Fangirl Nice! .. yours?

[@ItsCamille735]

+Tobias Barzydio Nah it's from a poem I heard awhile back called The Dash I can't remember who it's by though

[@truboo4268]

+Little Indecisive Fangirl That's more or less what John Green wrote in one of his books, I think Katherines. I think Colin was musing that Ferdinand is celebrated only for dying and how he, Colin, might only matter once he died and how no one would remember what he did between the two little dates on his tombstone.

[@tobiasbarzydlo9250]

+Bryan Cotto Possibly inspired by the same O.S. (original source)? :) Nice thought, at the least.

[@ShadeSlayer1911]

"May the Force be ever in you're a wizard, Gandalf." - Hank Green

[@eliza3986]

ShadeSlayer1911 +

[@MichelleTapp405]

"Books don't belong to the readers. They belong to their creators, and fans have no right to make interpretations other than the ones intended by the author." -John Green

[@Etheliajumper]

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[@sammolloy6937]

'Every man dies twice, once when he stops breathing and once again, a little while later, when his name is said for the very last time'- Hank Green

[@AndreaCrisp]

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[@ATADSP]

"Who the F*** is john?" - Hank

[@cornishphilosopher]

ATADSP I bet he's said it at least once

[@Finstahy]

So Hank dated plural Sarahs and John's character, Colin Singleton, in An Abundance of Katherines dated plural Katherine's, and now they're each married to a woman of the other respective name. O_O

[@Izzy-Maurer]

*sound of mind being blown*

[@CeciReallyLovesYou]

Oh. My. Goodness.

[@BillyxRansom]

jesus horatio christ

[@Lietonator]

Hello comment made 8 years ago. I think it's because they're both big on protecting the environment, and recycling is important. Alternatively: I guess the universe used all their creativity points on their music and writing, so there was none left for wife names.

[@emmawallenbrock1634]

I just set down my brush after you said "Somewhere out there, a girl's brushing her hair." and I was like oh. Hank is magical. I am magical. We have a magical connection.

[@MusicsInMySoul977]

"I'm in love with places I've never been to and people I've never met" -John Green

[@lizaclaire8992]

hahahahaha

[@hannahthukral1600]

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[@nicolereeds1524]

"Dave Green is the less successful brother, who we keep in a cupboard under the stars because he got a Hogwarts Letter and we didn't." - John.

[@OctagonalGolbat]

"Go away, corndogs, nobody like you. Come back when you contain actual dog." - Hank Green "Man, I sure do love unicorns." - John Green

[@silversally0]

If people were pastries, then I was a doughnut hole and she was a wedding cake.

[@JaadeeeXx]

You, my friend, have just won the Internet

[@sadiesnell9651]

That was perfection

[@haileyyoung2587]

I think we need a shirt with that quote.

[@footballct14]

i don't get it. someone please explain

[@sadiesnell9651]

Chris Temby It's a Looking For Alaska quote "If people were rain, I was a drizzle and she was a hurricane" It's a beautiful quote to start with, and this person thought of this fabulous quote based off of the LFA quote. They're misquoting the book (watch the video its about misquoting) Does that make sense?

[@AlexE5250]

"Dude, EDGE!!" -Hank Green

[@MarkElders]

"It's a metaphor, see: You put the killing thing right between your teeth. Then you discuss the political situation in Nepal." -- John Green

[@xanderpaige3803]

OMG SOBBING

[@atotalitariancheesecake6288]

"When life gives you lemons... you make Lemon Meringue Pie" -Hank Green

[@farahzaqout6866]

Farts are just the ghosts of things we ate -Hank Green 2016

[@alusiabednarczyk]

i'm pretty sure that hank's said that, or will at some point

[@sarahstephens9005]

"I'm in love with cities I've never been to and people I've never met." -John Green

[@JulietKneeled]

I was just going to say that, and then I saw your post, and was like: Fug, what to do now?

[@jessey3593]

Precisely the same for me. And nice Katherines reference. (Or are you just saying it?)

[@rowanjordan8588]

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[@MeNowDealWIthIt]

"Please forget to be awesome!" --Dave Green 2048

[@xanderpaige3803]

"That's the thing about teenage boys: they demand to be felt." ~John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

[@neilbrooks6537]

"OH MY GOD ITS COOLING!" - Hank and John

[@bubblesspongey]

hahaha good one

[@50possumteeth86]

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[@WintersunForever]

John: What's wrong? you look down Hank: Yeah, I made those 2-d glasses and now I feel flat.

[@Evi3142]

"if I could replace every picture of a unicorn with a picture of a puppy sized elephant, I would" - John Green

[@Velociter]

"I'm just going to say it Hank, I love unicorns." - John Green

[@anaschroeder31]

I fell in the lava the way you fall asleep slowly then all at once

[@elamo-fe1dg]

The Venn diagram of guys who dont like smart girls and guys you don't want to date consists of two seperate circles- John Green

[@discoveredone4975]

It actually consists of one circle.

[@TheDailyDaysAndGuns]

Athiest Brony that's the point. : )

[@FreeHugsAndPeeps]

Athiest Brony That joke Your Head

[@VicodinElmo]

I feel stupid, but I really can't get my head around this. What's the context? All I can ascertain is that if a guy doesn't like smart girls then he's dateable...is that even right? God, I hate feeling like an idiot.

[@FreeHugsAndPeeps]

Lucas Williams John has said in multiple videos that "The venn diagram of boys who don't like smart girls and boys you don't want to date is a circle" meaning you do *not* want to date a guy who does not like smart girls. In this video, Hank told us to comment things that Hank and John never said and attribute the quote to them anyway. Hence the original comment, saying the exact opposite of what John said :)

[@cherrybutterflyproductions6795]

"The Taco resists simplicity." --John Green

[@fungungus]

If he was wrong about 5 things, how come this is called "WRONG WRONG WRONG" and not "WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG"?

[@jumpforj0y107]

+Professor Mercury this could be a parody of the thong song

[@AquariusRisen]

+JumpForJ0y quick someone call weird al!

[@adityakhanna113]

Well, you're right the Title IS wrong. And the title is correct in saying that it is wrong. :/

[@jeffnunn7712]

"French the Llama is awesome & will totally become a thing!" -Hank Green, soon after his brother created French the Llama

[@nekoalysssama]

Books and learning are the worst things and will cause the collapse of civilization. -john green

[@taliandr]

oh, now I understand. I read the comment before watching the video.

[@vampyricon7026]

"I love Mars" -John Green, 2016 "I love AFC Wimbledon" -Hank Green

[@bubblesspongey]

For real though

[@redmcclung2656]

"This is definitely a pipe."--John Green

[@jessiebeaver2875]

Edge! -Hank Green

[@talon1091]

All things considered, he has said this, it's just very out of context

[@tobiasbarzydlo9250]

+Talon Sams Bravo. WAY to find the tiny, subtle flaw in your 'enemy's armor, and exploit that weakness to the _fullest_! 3:)

[@truboo4268]

"Puppy-sized elephants are an abomination of nature and deserves to have died out." -John Green

[@PlatycodonPlatypus]

'Pizza is THE WORST.'-John Green

[@alexella9689]

"Forget to be Awesome." -All Nerdfighters See what I did there? You actually said this!! lol DFTBA

[@sarahbeasley2075]

Gasp! Taken out of context!

[@alexella9689]

FTBA! lol

[@LakeSilencio]

No thankyou I don't want any corndogs -Hank Green

[@TheGirlWhoExists]

"Who the eff is Hank? Hank is my brother who also makes vlogbrothers videos." -John Green

[@carrotzone6298]

"Also, I love unicorns and I think pennies are a fantastic idea for our economy." -John Green

[@AndreaCrisp]

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[@Teth47]

"I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore!" - Hank Green

[@Wafflical]

_"John, I'll see you on Fruesday."_ - John Green

[@dagwood1327]

In all the years of vlogbothers, tweeting, Facebook, KZbin, book novelizing and song lyric we can't be miss quoted because we really did say it. - John and Hank Green

[@powergannon]

I don't need to make up a quote for the Greens. They've already made an unfortunate quote by saying Amanda Bynes is lovely.

[@DanielledeVreede]

I love when youtube randomly shows me these old videos ❤

[@MissTumblGirl]

I'm watching this video five years after it was uploaded, and I'm just now noticing that Hank spelled 'particle' wrong during his song...

[@courtneyweaver6124]

"The thing about quotes on the internet is you can not confirm their validity." - Abraham Lincoln

[@pablofawkes2841]

I love pennies! -John Green

[@TooterU]

My first love is The Yeti, but my second love is Unicorns. - John Green

[@TheIanlincoln]

Dogs have fluffy ears, and people don't. Is that not what makes us people. -Hank Green, 1985

[@RazeenHossain]

Wasn't hank like five back then?

[@Jivvi]

"John, I'll see you on Saturday" - Hank Green

[@Rasec77771]

"Then I took off my bra" - John Oh wait...

[@rachelsun3021]

"I love Lord of the Flies" -John Green

[@Feminismisfornobody]

"Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it." -Hank Green

[@desilvaman9882]

My secret passion is hunting down illicit particle physicists and making them repent. -Hank Green I'm a fan of Hank's passion. -John Green

[@JESUS-IS-LORD-HALLELUJAH]

"I just really love unicorns." -John Green

[@NerdyMathLover]

"Because we can sit infront of bookshelves, we can consider our lives complete." ~ John & Hank Green (in unison)

[@nickjohnson7960]

"Without nerds there are no nerd videos and without nerd videos what is life?" -Hank Green

[@leojciaccioii]

Good morning john its... -John Green

[@Sporkredfox]

"I'm in love with cities I've never been to and people I've never met" -John Green (we are all so mean!)

[@missykrissy007]

"I actually don't know who the eff Hank is." ~John Green

[@jerryrobins5112]

"Don't forget to be asexual."- John and Hank Green

[@arrow2589]

It took me a decade to come back to this video, and here I am. I can't believe I forgot the quark song! I must say baby hank is adorable and I hope he can still do ventriloquism

[@Arian545]

"I hate poor people" - John Green

[@crazyolmaisie]

"Faces are like things, they have different parts" -Hank Green

[@samuelepicurus8456]

"We are not actually brothers but married lovers" John/Hank Green

[@elamo-fe1dg]

The fault in ourselves- John Green

[@amandahart2382]

My name is Amanda. And I was brushing my hair while watching this. That scared me really bad...

[@Niniischill]

"Janine is by far the best person to ever live." -hank green

[@andrewduck9758]

Good thing John was wrong about so many things. otherwise there would be no quark song.

[@sav_grey]

"And then Augustus laughed and said that it was all a joke to test Hazel's love for him. Then Hazel's cancer went away; she and Augustus lived happily for years and years and YEARS and all was well." -John Green. "I speak llama." -Hank Green

[@bailaeisen5166]

"Dave Green is my favorite brother." -Hank Green

[@juliannemclaughlin6352]

"I know exactly who the eff Hank is." - John Green

[@ecoonrad4753]

Love is love, and no one gives a crap. -Hank Green

[@westheriault3797]

"Ratings make new nerdfighters" Oh Jesus christ

[@alexlamoreaux5228]

"I am a jock" - Hank Green

[@zoravursingh5617]

"This would be a great time to use your pants but unfortunately your pants are still down." - John Green

[@BevIsGuilty]

"Unicorns are just... the worst! The only thing worse than unicorns is pizza!" -John Green

[@zvign7554]

"Grammar is a stupid and unnecessary part of language." - John Green

[@remiadeney7892]

"You should never misquote people" -Hank Green

[@surpremebob4816]

God I love unicorns! - John Green

[@jovannacampa1134]

jesus u and unicorns

[@claycoppinger2983]

"Science is dumb and has no application in the modern world" -Hank Green

[@moxierosenberg494]

"Gosh darn the whole freaking world and everything in except for unicorns." -John Green

[@WenzelSays]

"Do forget to be awesome" Hank & John

[@johnchekal6874]

""the best thing about the internet is that you can write anything and misquote"-george washington"- Hank Green

[@theleafthinker3383]

+Jack Chekal You just made me think of my favorite fake quote. "You cannot believe everything you read on the internet." --George Washington, Gettysburg Address, 1910

[@kat14kalvya]

This.....this video is almost four years old...

[@Ariel-ps8je]

it is now officially 4 yrs old

[@ccubed215]

Yuliya Levytska I know why do I still think it's 2012???

[@Oblvious]

ccubed215 Same. I thought it was 2012 as well.

[@SkeletonFlock]

Fellow Brony Nerdfighter, hello there! /)

[@kat14kalvya]

Gwen Fireheart Boom. /)

[@leilabathke5654]

I seriously love all of these unspoken quotes... "The simplicity of each human on Earth is so immense it is difficult to comprehend. Therefore complexity is just an illusion." -John green (I believe he actually thinks the opposite of this judging from the themes of Paper Towns and L.f.A...?)

[@mikayladempsey9669]

*turns to the side camera with a crooked smile* "Because he's dead."

[@TheGamerGuy4564]

When it comes down to it, I am a pirate ship

[@funnyguy6197]

nu uh

[@garrettbenedek7288]

edgarallan notpoe Um yes he is he clearly said so.

[@Necthar_]

edgarallan notpoe prove that he's not.

[@funnyguy6197]

pirate ships cannot type or achieve cognitive thought

[@Necthar_]

Their easily could be a pirate ship with a built in computer with bot software so that's hardly proof.

[@Lordofzeldafed]

I use emotion for the many and reason for the few. -John Green

[@spencerharrington2423]

John I'll see you on Tuesday -John Green

[@Phoenix-ne8lf]

I LOVE Fox news - hank and John green simultaneously

[@hamzahussain9683]

"Forget to be awesome." -John/Hank Green

[@lorddetrivore60]

"I have been in an incestuous relationship with my brother for four years now"-John Green. He posted it to Twitter but then deleted it.

[@TheDeerstalkerHat]

Seeing this comment in contrast to the other comments made me spit out my drink. So that's a thing.

[@wahabihobofilms7427]

"Pennies are awesome" -John Green

[@BB-ml1po]

My thoughts are icing I cannot fathom into lettering -John Green

[@MRS4EVA]

That's actually really good.

[@BB-ml1po]

Thanks, I was on tumblr

[@FullElectronOrbital]

"I fully support the expansion of offshore oil drilling" - Hank Green

[@gabbonoo]

"misquote john and me below" correct gramgrams is good 5 years later

[@evenchaos2417]

"I'll admit, I'm secretly a professional skydiver." - John Green