WTF INVENTIONS!!! [I CRUSH AUSTIN'S FOOT]

[@crazydonut8599]

Watching this feels like having friends

[@F_L_U_X]

LOL soooo true.

[@theplaceifeelsafest6319]

I watch this so I can feel like I have friends

[@xtexaschainsawx]

Same. I feel like I'm not alone when I watch the DD Show.

[@bournelucid]

J

[@perryborn2777]

I was wondering why I liked this show so much...

[@HoodedGargoyle]

"My niece isn't dead so that's good." That is gonna be me as an aunt, "they aren't dead so."

[@jvaz7204]

jareds laugh gives me life and gets me thru the day

[@roughinfquinn9540]

J Vaz it’s soooooooo fake

[@22.NUU.DRU.22]

@@roughinfquinn9540 yeah, after he crushed his toe, was like damn bro, calm yourself...

[@trevorhurd2593]

There's an invention for Austin called Steel toed boots

[@LogicOfCrocs]

Trevor Hurd wooowww good joke.....try harder

[@stevenwilliams9108]

Took this guy two years to think of this comeback... Give him credit.

[@shanethesorcerer]

Battle of the Trevors

[@markcavich1871]

Shane Shory 😂

[@nemanjamladenovic2871]

😂 Not even a joke, some types of military combat boots actually have metal parts to reinforce parts around toes and heels...so...kinda possible xD but over here those boots cost like... 400-500 bucks

[@ZaccScissorlip]

Watching this 4 and a half years later: I can easily see how much Austin's self-confidence has improved and Jared has come to hate the internet even more. Great times.

[@BrandonParkerMusic]

I loved this episode so much. I have not laughed that hard in soooo long haha. So glad I got to do this with you guys :D

[@artyomdark4205]

Brandon Parker Music Parker is my first name lol

[@Stbricechannel]

i recently found their Bad Impressions and Whisper Challenge videos and I didn't think I was going to be able to breathe after those!

[@jvncnrd]

Austin sleeps in a "dab" position. Dreaming of flipping bottles.

[@plazmamasta193]

Javan Conrad wow lol

[@stumpy.1]

You misspelled Jake paul

[@Nathanthepleb]

I think Austin is gonna be sitting further away from Jared after this episode 😂

[@sebastianviuf]

NMetal25 he actully does 😂😂😂

[@tiibox4087]

I'll stop stealing from my grandmother and living off the government if you make dining with dickey again...

[@fazefrank4671]

Tyler Box Yas!

[@zowiezooblezilla]

Tyler Box you're in luck my dude

[@dkota7077]

Are you my uncle

[@johnnybrown9581]

BoxMusic you should prob stop doing that anyway...

[@rorydonaldson2794]

You guys are my highlight of this weekend. I felt like shit today but i feel better now, thanks guys. Keep on rockin.

[@ItsBaphomet]

You guys should buy some of these and see if they work

[@BrandonParkerMusic]

I call dibs on the sleeping bag!

[@MatthewRumble]

Anthony Garrison mind subscribing to my channel?

[@420blzit7]

Emojimatt gtfo

[@phoenixlt2890]

austin as a baby mop now that would be funny

[@SpaceP1rate]

Austin doesn't sing in the shower, because his voice would shatter the porcelain and burst all the water pipes.

[@kennypote592]

I like how quick Austin transitioned and Austin was still recovering from laughing XD

[@SaintSentry]

#PrayForAustinsFoot

[@escapedchimp9931]

SaintSentry 1 like = 1 prayer

[@unknownpack5717]

SaintSentry Austin's

[@SaintSentry]

Unkown Pack I don't think you understand how hashtags work

[@lemursven9195]

SaintSentry, I don't think you understand how grammar works.

[@borbleborb4586]

lemur sven it’s been 3 years... but seriously... punctuation*

[@overdrivemejimmy6847]

I love that jared still, after all the laugh, the first question he ask is "are you okay?" He truly care about his little dickey.

[@EddieUsername]

4:56 "I've done that with a naked baby." -Austin Dickey 2016

[@Bursti_]

Brandon is awesome! You guy have an awesome group of friends their all so full of life!

[@BrandonParkerMusic]

Thank you so much man! :D

[@dragonbalance7700]

This show makes me cry laugh. I haven't laughed properly In like two years and this show made me cry laugh for two hours. Thank you so much.

[@stormeyshoults5244]

I was laughing and my mom tried asking me what I was watching 😂 and I just kept shaking my head NO like YOU DO NOT NEED TO WATCH THIS 😂

[@nathanexplosion94]

"who the fuck uses an iron" uh you know people who go to get a job or go on fancy dates

[@nerd543211]

Or anywhere

[@werami9126]

numetalhead lol no

[@Xakslied]

numetalhead is this the 1950's?

[@Dafoodmaster]

So austin, would you call yourself a knife guy? And if so, could you do a full knife collection vid? That'd be good watchin'

[@therestingmitchface6241]

Hey, Metal Sheldon is back

[@samus88]

Jared's laughing at Austin's pain is the funniest shit I've seen in my life

[@Mephiston]

damn dude, checking this a year and a half later.. audio is better, jared looks less like a teenage kid and austin is thinner.

[@anthonymartel5452]

I literally just watched your videos all day

[@cecilwilliams4076]

Poor Austin but I'm fucking crying lmao

[@johannas8284]

"I'm so sorryyyyy" *laughing his ass off* hahaha

[@KappaKiller108]

"Who even cares, why do you need to iron shirts in hotels, I don't get it" Honestly and convincingly proving this kid has never even owned a collared shirt

[@lj4001]

Obviously hotels where first meant as stays away from home for Traveling business folks that needed to show up at a meeting presentable. But also vacay ppl also want their clothes ironed after stuffed in a suitcase.

[@MrJhonlane]

i honestly just came here to see Austin's foot get crushed, I haven't laughed this hard in SO long 😂😂😂😂😂

[@woewoe2749]

I like Branden. Keep him coming!

[@devonlynch8766]

Woe, Is Dead where's he from... do you know?

[@BrandonParkerMusic]

Seattle

[@devonlynch8766]

Well, I meant like, if you were from a band or another youtube channel, I guess I should've specified what i meant. But thanks for letting me know :D

[@BrandonParkerMusic]

hahaha oh no worries man! I just wasnt sure what you were asking. I am not in any specific projects at the moment! Working on a solo EP that will be similar to Plini/Intervals :)

[@devonlynch8766]

Duuude, that sounds wicked! I can't wait for the release. Where will you be releasing it? (Such as availability to Download?)

[@tylantew8076]

Corner picture frames: perfect for your favorite comic book pages or favorite pages outta book

[@ZilBear]

Lunch anti theft- I injected ghost pepper hot sauce into a frozen burrito because some one kept taking them... no one takes them any more.

[@SilverBack_Props]

Jared’s “Mom” voice came out during Austin’s agony 😂😂. Are you okaaaaaayyyy ?

[@christiaanungerer3660]

hahahahah i just shitted a kitten from laughing, bro that foot destruction part man !!! im done... cant breath

[@Terminado907]

These edits are fantastic.

[@mxyk.official]

Got "The Dark" EP in the mail yesterday. Compared to the Rest Repose EP, which had a very clear silver sharpie signature right on the cover (love it .. I framed this), The Dark EP's signature was on the CD itself, not the cover, in black sharpie. EDIT: removing the rest of the OP. Go read Dickey's reply if you're interested in knowing why the CD was signed instead.

[@mxyk.official]

Be the judge yourself [imgur.com/a/oIgFy]

[@ljdeyampert6946]

Mxyk Gatez Yeah man, I'm a big CD collector, and that kinda trash would really piss me off as well

[@Dickey7861]

Mxyk Gatez it was signed on the cd itself because as you can tell the film on the sleeve is slick and doesn't keep the signature it wipes right off.

[@mxyk.official]

Got it, makes sense. Thanks Dickey!

[@jakeliverbones1166]

Like make fun alot, but then turn around and make fun of themselves, this makes it ok.. love u dudes. Watch u everyday

[@IDONTEXIST_6]

R.I.P austins foot. 💀👟

[@brandonferdinand1232]

Where is the new dickeydines! I'm jonesing for a hit of laughter!!

[@frankdeal7260]

Brandon Ferdinand fuc

[@Janne-k-]

"chicks dig it" - jeff

[@chr15tune56]

That first groan from Austin just showed so much pain in 1 second

[@sethheaster5715]

I just died of laughter.

[@goldeneggthatneverhatched4252]

Wait...How are ye commenting if youre dead?

[@MoonchildMindaugas2]

@@goldeneggthatneverhatched4252 Medic did revive him ^^

[@b_radyonnabeat]

There was a story on reddit that I saw. This worker had his lunch stolen to many times, so he made a steak plate and sprinkled it with Carolina reaper. The lunch bandit almost died because it think she had a asthma attack.

[@Tunkkis]

Austin has a Spyderco Smallfly? That's really neat!

[@beccalipczynski4158]

Jared's laugh at 10:51 has me crying 😂😂😭😭😭

[@glace4206]

My video started buffering when it zoomed on Austin and he said, "That explains the autism." Kill me.

[@IDONTEXIST_6]

NEVER CLICKED ON A VIDEO SO FAST OMG

[@michaelmiller1015]

Oh my god i havent cried from one of their videos in so long lmao

[@emerly820]

Any time I watch a Dickeydines video I end up laughing my ass off!!

[@zachrowe1511]

The sponge mic has to be my favorite. It's the best way to condition your vocalist to stop cupping the mic!

[@ashleyford8582]

The editing on this was top notch

[@drewgamezzz8482]

Are you guys going to be making anymore videos together?

[@NopeNoNoNo8]

"Who the fuck still irons things?" Me 😭🖕🏻

[@vishnuamrith987]

Rachel Tompkins me

[@Michealsarver]

What's an iron

[@nyx9208]

Micheal sarver its what thoes kids call a "heavy metal"

[@me.2564]

You guys should play Cards Against Humanity! also... DJENTS OUT FOR HARAMBE!!!!

[@EMBALMENGRAVE_OFFICIAL]

I love this

[@timothytayntor]

RiP "Toealina Dickey" gone but not forgotten

[@omazingnetwork1]

Jared's hands are huge

[@chelseadoll6269]

Omarvk3 Oh baby!

[@TheAtomBat]

Omarvk3 It's easier for him to shred like a bad ass😎

[@JaredCulbertson]

Dear Austin and Jared, please bring back dining with dining with dickey sincerely, jared

[@StevenSeagull021]

can someone olease tell me what are those vests that austin is always wearing,ive always wanted one but i cant find them anywhere,where can i find them and what are they called

[@SachsenMustang123]

Nikola Petrovic get a denim jacket and cut the sleeves off. put some patches of you favorite bands on it for more street credibility

[@kaseycarling1739]

guys we need new videos where are they

[@kirstencarlson7603]

My favorite show is back ❤️

[@vintagejm]

That Periphery shirt though 🔥

[@METALHEAD-fh8qc]

10:15 what people been looking forward to seeing in this videos! Sorry Austin, but its funny AF!

[@Glocktopus129]

Why is no one talking about how for the soccer chairs they used the same woman twice? lmao😂

[@Johnfromthedesert]

"Condoms with 'magic fingers'" That's the only one of these I would buy. For her!

[@Squash03]

Having people steal your food at that window company must have paneful

[@cej3940]

Austin dying from getting his foot crushed sounds like a mix between a muppet and Mr. Peewee

[@zunk4435]

Austin should make shoes with metal radials or metal lining so his foot doesn't get crushed

[@austinharness2264]

Electro™ you mean like steel toed shoes? But full encompassing?

[@zunk4435]

Austin Harness Exactly

[@AndresCruz-mb2ir]

not even the first thing they talk about and laughing 😂😂😂😂

[@cashewwalnut3589]

Austin is the best uncle i have ever heard of

[@kezbriggs9231]

I like how when it said devestating pain I thought it was noise so I turned off my sound and there was just five minutes of random laughter.

[@alexirose8270]

almost 200,000 views and no dislikes. that's how it's done.

[@steirabua861]

The turkey pillow looks like an existentialist art project

[@dudeudontknow341]

2025 and I still watch this cause I still get a laugh out of it

[@RedRacconKing]

those stockings are literally what my legs look like wtf.

[@NovuscourvousTornflesh]

same

[@isabelrodriguezsjolund9701]

Austin has them uncle reflexes.

[@leogastle0912]

when Austin said "Kyle stole my sammich make him by me a new one". I thought of cartmen

[@nyashamrock6790]

Video idea- types of people you hate

[@obsessionsongcovers9650]

yesssssss brandon once more

[@BrandonParkerMusic]

:D heyooo

[@zmayhem3959]

NEVER BEEN SO FRICKIN FAST

[@SMMobliguf]

that is what i told my gf when i met her.. .she didnt belive me :(

[@MrGreenYeti]

She should be happy, you think she's so beautiful you can't control it, ;)

[@Schizniit]

MrGreenYeti gross

[@zmayhem3959]

ObligufTHeGuniEaPig omg HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@Matt-cz2gv]

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[@ILikeToLaughAtYou]

8:43 I love how not only this is an ad for soccer net chairs, but also that the girl is literally playing with herself lmfao

[@Hadalium]

Regarding the pizza scissors, those would be dope if they had different sizes. :3 I'd be completely down for those.

[@Sara-ns3bx]

time to put "r.i.p. austins foot 10/28/16" in my instagram bio

[@regitzemadsen934]

wow a bike for me (I have scoliosis)

[@devonlynch8766]

Regitze Madsen Saaaame

[@sheilabartlett4725]

Regitze Madsen me too!

[@svinjamaria]

#justspineproblems

[@stephendeinema9259]

10:15 reminds me of of that time Lone Star dropped the statue on Barfs toe in Spaceballs

[@IAmTheBestMang]

I didn't know Austin used to skate! I mean, it was entirely nullified by mongo pushing, but still.

[@passioninmyeyes555]

"I sleep with my arms and shit.." yeah Austin. We do.

[@Smogans]

I'm watching this video while at my desk job lmao

[@user-jr7ww2gf1h]

More vids with Brandon

[@DelinkventeN]

I got tears in my eyes and tummy aches from that fucking foot crushing!

[@arthurelkeen4438]

We miss you guys, where are you ?

[@mermaidslam7936]

I have the same Periphery shirt

[@AtlasGuitar]

That soccer chair thing appeared to be a picture of the same person in the same position, just one from her left and one from her right...

[@mamacody9094]

"If you don't wanna be harassed just don't go out!" Austin has said better things let's just say that lol

[@jimmymcsnickens9344]

Where's the DickeyDines Show been?

[@iannicely1]

The yellow sleeping bag thing is super convenient

[@theblacklights901]

I feel like that pizza cutter design thing Jared was talking about already exists but I could be wrong

[@Lambosown]

Bring back Dining with Dickey!!

[@messinalyle4030]

I don't know if I'm crazy, but I thought the corner frames made the pictures look almost 3D. I thought they were cool.

[@NameIsEri]

bring justin on the show again boys he was a great and really fitting guest