the craziest thing you've witnessed at a party?!

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[@maxh5279]

“I shimmied under a vehicle and wept.” -Austin Dickey

[@huntermcbridewh]

Dave Mustaine is that what you did when Lars kicked you out of Metallica?

[@thetincan_man]

Dang Roasted

[@yourdadsblackberry7997]

Cliff calm the fuck down

[@WanderingPoet567]

OH MY NAMMA IT'S THE REAL DAVE MUSTAINE

[@AtlasGuitar]

"I shimmied under a vehicle and -wept- *died*" -Cliff Burton

[@loganguitars3588]

Who else finds life better with the dickeydines show?

[@vishnuamrith987]

Logan Houle me too

[@laurelcello]

me :P

[@rickgutierrez6328]

*raises hand*

[@rodrigoserrano659]

Not me

[@DeathDelver]

I do :3

[@mrpasqwal3901]

5:48 the best smoke on the water cover ever

[@benmcnamara5572]

Someone should totally remix that

[@michaelavi1818]

@@benmcnamara5572 I'm waiting for that day to come

[@bigbeefytoaster]

I will never be able to unhear thst

[@CasuallyEndangered7772]

GOD I love this comment

[@deadlikedisco4726]

I remember this one time at a new year's party, this girl got maybe 2 shots in, took off all her clothes, and started dancing on the pool table. She actually slipped on a ball, fell off, and knocked herself clean out. It was strange when the paramedics had to come pick up a naked chick bleeding from the head. Shit was pretty metal.

[@Bmokage]

Dead Like Disco wow

[@manda1593]

NightmareGaming that's rape dipshit

[@thelordpotatoesorjtswagste1945]

@@Nothingness019 that's fucked up not gonna lie, and it's totally not worth it like wot

[@MamaTrashPandit]

@@Nothingness019 your a piece of shit human being

[@benjaminblacktoothramsey2235]

Jesus christ...

[@aidan8101]

All I took away from this is that Jared has hung out with post malone, ricegum, and banks at the same time

[@andyghozz]

Well he did make a video with Post so we knew that. Weird that he was with those other dudes

[@xtexaschainsawx]

Who's post malone?

[@journeythecrab493]

Metalhead 666 he’s this guy.

[@randoprior4130]

@@journeythecrab493 technically the truth.

[@retard5430]

whats a Ricegum

[@psychochicken9535]

"Don't drink and punch kids." I know there should be a comma in there, but this is funnier.

[@abandonedaccount1231]

Don't drink, punch kids

[@DocBree13]

😆

[@borbleborb4586]

Don’t, drink and punch kids.

[@cameronhendley7139]

20:52 “I stood on a IKEA shoe rack and it was just like I’m IKEA and gave out” 🤣🤣🤣

[@chuckiethesouthpaw]

23:55 that moment when Austin Dickey burps in a strangely metal way and then stares into your soul o.o dude is crazy

[@borbleborb4586]

“Grab a gallon of orange juice and dump it on my head to get the puke off” - Austin

[@vinniefree9890]

Jared: "A naked man on a horse." Austin: "... What?"

[@mavisevelyn618]

21:47 “Don’t drink and punch, kids” “Don’t drink and punch kids” Both valid statements tbh

[@borbleborb4586]

Don’t drink, and punch kids Don’t drink and punch, kids Don’t drink and punch kids

[@zenon459]

@@borbleborb4586 Or Don't, Drink and punch kids

[@chrille521]

DickeyDines for life

[@psychochicken9535]

Christoffer Tullgren Thank for not using "4" in that. :)

[@horsemeat3723]

But today I want to talk about war robots

[@psychochicken9535]

YoBro94 Please, tell me more!

[@WanderingPoet567]

You're such a hero😂

[@naitotetsuyatoranquila7680]

Can I shoot robots in the game?

[@justxull9278]

Oh lord

[@lucasspaeder7784]

5:47 Smoke on the Water... Jared Dines Edition

[@H.E.M.]

Wtf that awesome

[@marigold9779]

😂😂😂

[@stantrell9215]

Wtf💀

[@Xonium66]

I replayed the part where austin's like 'what?' for at least 20 times and honestly it's probably the best thing on this whole channel. Relatable af

[@JohnnySHOTGUN-08]

What time?

[@ironanvil3873]

@@JohnnySHOTGUN-08 15:11

[@joefromaccounting7818]

7:17 as an Aussie, can confirm this is a very plausible situation here

[@thomashalley7258]

I love how Jared reads the naked guy comment then stares at Austin for his reaction.

[@Caleb-lw1rc]

"We made it to 2018" halfway through 2020 that means nothing

[@headfullofdreams6083]

Everybody that was allowed to get drunk was drunk, everybody that wasn't allowed to get drunk was "slightly tipsy", I was afraid of alcohol (still am). I was tired of hearing half Dutch rap and so I asked the dj to play Number of the Beast. He actually did it. Me and my friend went headbanging, which the four other people on the couch didn't like. I got hit in the face by the grumpy girl next to me and I pushed her back so she wouldn't do it again, but she fell off the couch. I don't know many more details of what happened after except that my (drunk) friend kept scandating "MOSH PIT MOSH PIT MOSH PIT"

[@rizzydizzy48]

I am australian and can confirm that the true aussie story was probably true😂

[@patrickcahill9774]

On Austin Dickey's grave stone "I shimied under a vehicle and whept"

[@YaBoyJRock42069]

"Its more YOUR spit than it is a strangers" That's pretty high up on the list of sentences I never imagined I'd hear come out of a human being.. kudos

[@grot3sque._.bur1e5que5]

austin is honestly the funniest person i’ve ever seen and it makes it 10x better when jared is whole heartedly laughing at him

[@dylankirk5882]

the cousins eating each others loogies sound like Ollie and Andy from Bob's Burgers

[@adrianvalenzuela2150]

Yes please do another story gaming and lovin the content dudes keep this shit goin 🤘🤘🤘

[@arininquotes8396]

I'm straight edge, so not many parties for me, but at the most recent one, I sprained my ankle playing cards. Update: I am no longer sxe. Thank you all for your comments. They did not affect my decision.

[@rylanddenson7952]

Hey a straight edge punk for life amirite?

[@slipknota7xeg]

ArinInQuotes Pretty intense game of cards.

[@thelordpotatoesorjtswagste1945]

I broke my arm roller blading. The bone was poking out and my arm was shaped like a snake.

[@robdecker516]

that’s pretty crazy broski

[@jacobreis5076]

Straight Edge! But playing cards and getting your ankle sprained? How?

[@guts2657]

The crew roasting the asian jake paul cause he a lightweight, hope there's a disstrack XD

[@vaporwavedog]

I just woke up and saw this in my feed and now I’m watching it.

[@ac1dace950]

Funny as normal. And hello to all of you.

[@strongbad142]

Happy new year's gentlemen. Sending my love and memes.

[@jackhillman6461]

During the girl and the ring bit, I was patiently awaiting a good old-fashioned "my precious" to be thrown in there. I was let down, but I still laughed my ass off.

[@shilohstore6086]

2:54 that joke got slept on but it was funny as hell!

[@nico-ke1nn]

every time I whatch this channel both my parents come in my room and ask if I’m crying or laughing

[@XxKingCraZyxX]

I actually don't remember this NYE party a lot. I had two friends with me and we were partying at my house, but we smoked like two joints ( I definitely smoked the most of it) and drank half a bottle of Jäger before we went downstairs to the other guys. Then later I only remember drinking more, someone set our neighbour's window on fire temporarily. After that I only know that I went to sleep, two friends came back to wake me up so I could come downstairs and drink with them and the last thing I remember is me sitting in my room and smoking another joint with two other friends. One of those two actually was the reason the neighbour's window was on fire and had like blisters from extinguishing the fire on his hand. Another time, like two years ago a friend and I went to some other friends place, playing beerpong and smoking bong the whole night, and when we were on our way home he had a panic attack, laid down on the sidewalk for like 15 minutes, took of his hoodie and I lost it somehow when I was carrying it.

[@liammurphy9125]

“I shimmied under a vehicle and wept.” -Austin Dickey 2K18

[@Arcticun]

Honestly, you two fucks are the highlight of my day. Keep it up, don't let your memes be dreams.

[@odst7973]

Your videos are the only reason I get out of the bed in the morning. Always have your content to look forward to!

[@tomcarroll5039]

im Australian and ur "partying" is our warmup

[@ajdinhasanic8069]

Watching this on New Year’s Day, how neat.

[@kaismith7004]

"I shimmered under a vehicle and wept"- Austin Dickey 2k18

[@nataleemattei]

If only they knew that most of us barley survived this damn year

[@zenon459]

This didn't age well

[@FlammingHog345]

...what if all of that was the same party?

[@tomboomeronacrv]

PBnJGuitarist the circle story kills all the possibility of that

[@clappypoophands]

8======D

[@liamriddell1245]

@@tomboomeronacrv or...does it?

[@Frost_0__]

@@liamriddell1245 *VSauce Music Plays*

[@gingerr8015]

Saloon kicked the door

[@aSandwich.13]

Damn, Austin looks a lot healthier in the last year. Congrats bro

[@ramsesvr2849]

Please make the story gaming!!!

[@Kayle1373]

Can you make "I shimmied under a vehicle and wept" a tshirt because i want one hahahahaha

[@TheConqueringSound]

the takeaway quote here is: "too shy to start a bukkake."

[@ghostzion1549]

Dude.... You guys are awesome. I could watch these videos all day.

[@jackwilczynski6957]

What the fuck was that intro, it was amazing

[@Killerwolfsinnermemecircleofpe]

Legend says dicky has a 12in saucy boy between his thighs

[@fieldyznuts997]

Killerwolf8567s innermemecircleofpeace L

[@Dickey7861]

Saucy boy all for you

[@JeromeThrumurgan]

Austin dickey is my favourite human being. Awesome vocals and hilarious dude. Literally the ideal best friend

[@dafucksgoinon]

That rice gum story is fucking gold lmao

[@MichaelD8393]

17:47-End: Storytime with Jared and Austin 😂

[@winstonmoore8]

Dude your content these days are really enjoyable keep it up

[@memebigboy1946]

I don't see why KZbin demonetizes this channel. This content is family friendly as fudge.

[@RedEyesTops]

Don't drink and punch kids or don't drink and punch, kids?

[@kidz4zisch]

You can make tea out of nettles!! its actually not that bad if done correct!!

[@dennisvanopstal7360]

Somebody chasing an imaginary chicken at Mysteryland 2000 (the Netherlands) Probably on LSD or something, is something i never forget.

[@rainydayz3778]

You guys should definitely make more videos like these. They are always fucking hilarious.

[@High_Gain_Pity_Party]

Lovin' the daily uploads, guys! keep it up. Funny af and gives my life a purpose

[@maxscardanelli6185]

Great viewing for my Saturday lunch break at work.

[@Sparson]

The fact that Jared knows banks is fucking lit!

[@unicornbicth2473]

Wait so this is at the beginning of 2018 I'm 20 hours away from 2024 dude

[@isaacmorrison3434]

All I've learned from this is I want to party with these guys

[@crmsnanx1ety402]

Dude I sat at work at 02:35 am for hours and just watching your DickeyDines Shows for hours and just canning myself!!! xD

[@ladydepravity570]

when Austin got to the bit about transvestites all I could think of was 1984 era Motley Crue

[@eveforsythe1524]

I literally had to skip over the part of Austin talking about drinking the monster full of sickness. I was gagging. 😂 if there’s one thing that makes me sick in an instant- it’s booger’s and snot.

[@iand.1752]

God, I love this channel so much

[@jaydekonah]

yalls weirdness really compliments each others lmao. great show

[@trentonleach7269]

You guys remind me of a morning radio show

[@DasOmen02]

"Don't drink and punch kids" Shit, now you tell me

[@thomaswalker1166]

I cant breath too damn funny

[@voodoocustompickups2547]

When I was in high school, myself and 4 other friends rented an apartment and all lived there. We had a Christmas party that turned into a New Years party, which turned into an Easter party. Literally 4 straight months of partying

[@reginanichols108]

The best parts of your videos for me are when you guys tell your own stories. Pleeeease do a video of just your own funny stories.

[@alexgannon5733]

The intro gets me every time 😂😂😂

[@TheAlienFromOuterEarth]

Jeez has Austin lost weight? Both of these guys look night and day great compared to like 2015

[@Mrspyderracing]

15:31 I can in fact confirm I was the naked man on the horse be proud papa dines

[@themarioshow177]

I'm all for the story gaming idea. Those are my favorite videos.

[@chewy2241]

We REALLY do need a story gaming on that night you guys were saying I can't imagine how crazy it was XD Love all the stories my guys keep it up!

[@genarorascon5221]

Fuck dude the lougie story made me gag so hard

[@josephgray1999]

This made me die of laughter. You guys are the best. :)

[@justahusk8151]

The fucking in the middle of a circle story: Imagine if it was everyone attendings first party ever, and they just thought everyone else there had more experience partying and thought this is how it is at partys.

[@tomboomeronacrv]

Justahusk "Um... Is this supposed to happen?" "I don't fuckin know this is my first time here." "Same, bruh I don't fucking get it." "I'm just gonna pretend it's normal. But my god this is fucked up. Hehe"

[@justahusk8151]

Exactly!

[@billierichardson6844]

"Stoumy ulcies"-Jared, haha

[@bruegg1348]

You guys are the funniest people on KZbin!!!

[@christopherthetga5999]

These are so funny please keep up the good work love the channel

[@stormeyshoults5244]

Only 6 days into the new year and there’s already been a fight at my school

[@ladydepravity570]

at the loogies I actually ended up throwing up

[@slkfhdalkhfsk]

Please make a story gaming about that night!!! Also, great video ^^

[@Mephiston]

As an Aussie, that story sounds about right.

[@swimminlikeapig]

I didn’t witness this personally. But one of my friends was at a college part and his buddy got in an argument with another guy and it got pretty heated. After a while my friends’ friend grabbed a half full 1.75L bottle of jack and chucked it at the dude. He ducked and the bottle drilled a girl in the side of the head. None of them checked to see if she was okay they just ran away from the party.

[@julsie3195]

23:56 That burp followed by that face hahaha

[@reggiepollock4669]

At the later stages of a party I was at, I saw a dude, who later became the manager of a band I know, walk into the kitchen of an Airbnb and piss in the oven

[@tylernye6574]

Yall did not appreciate the I can't catch a break joke from Austin, laugh at that sweetheart.

[@pitchwayne]

I used to get drunk on like 3 beers. Then I started full sending it. Now I drink like 13 beers among other drinks and get absolutely plastered

[@devinturtlebands4841]

15:46 I was singing that song when you read the comments too hahahaha

[@yorpslorg8933]

I timed new year with the riff drop on money for nothing

[@Visroker]

13:12 When someone calls me 'Sir Army Flask'. Yes, that's my actual nickname, just because I bought an old flask and posted it on social media once!😂

[@thezombiepanda5065]

In 2020 I still miss this intro

[@musicmonsterman8395]

Fiance Dickey? Holy shitter. Congrats!

[@tenthousandquills1774]

I thought the brain and the goat was called a fruit basket.