WTF is wrong with STAR WARS?! | The SCIENCE of Star Wars, Jedi Fallen Order, and Solar Smash

LET THE REUPLOADS BEGIN. Here's every Star Wars SCIENCE video I've ever done, including those not on Game Theory, and including one that technically isn't a Star Wars video, but fits anyway because it's Death Stary.
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Chapters:
0:00 How Strong is Darth Vader
13:00 WTF is wrong with Lightsabers?!
28:20 How to destroy a planet
#jedisurvivor #starwars #deathstar #darthvader

[@ShoddyCast]

Hopefully reuploading stuff doesn't tank the channel analytics! Cross your fingers, everyone. Enjoy this mini-movie of two star wars videos and my Solar Smash vid.

[@craytherlaygaming2852]

you know... that first science bit... Uh... strongest cannon display? bruh... Mortis exists... Anakin fucking fucked with a planet's god damn fucking rotation.... or worse if Mortis even has a rotation.

[@bigM_0001]

well if everyone will rewatch them like me it shouldn't tank the channel analytics too much

[@rice8991]

Thanks Austin love you

[@QuenchtheKnife]

Don't worry I'm sure enough of us will be happy that we can actually watch these again I know I'm going to add at least a few hours of watchtime Each cus I love re-watching

[@Elesario]

Great content is still great content, whenever it was first made. I'd rather have repeats from you than most of the other content KZbin insists on recommending to me even though I only watched it the day before.

[@danielnodland4072]

Never change the intro. It's soooooo iconic, so good, and no matter what I always hear "It's me. AUSTIIIN" at some point. It's too iconic.

[@seantakunda909]

Bro i love that introoo

[@lazypaladin]

Really messes with my childhood because whenever I see Vince McMahon revealing he's the Higher Power, its just Austins Intro dubbed over it.

[@Hwelhos]

best intro ever

[@sgtstinkyfeet6426]

We love the intro keep it

[@Hoschikus]

^this

[@__evelin.pink__]

please never change the intro. it's a key part of what makes your videos so damn recognizable and I love it dearly

[@mlmii1933]

I second this ... I'd be sad if the intro ever changed.

[@KPX01]

what it need is a remaster!

[@borttorbbq2556]

Maybe an updated version from desktop. Opening Google docs.

[@zazymendez]

Never I say never

[@lazypaladin]

I Fifth this I guess; The Intro is too ingrained in my Nostalgia for it to just leave. Then I'll just remember how old I'm getting!

[@ScytheNoire]

Kenobi didn't even try to hold back water, he just ran when he was faced with the same situation. So Vader doing that is a real show of brute Force strength.

[@elitereptilian200]

yep.. when I first saw that scene of Vader holding back the water I thought "holy shit thats badass and impressive but did no one at Respawn actually think about it for a bloody second" 😂

[@connerschroeder4709]

This makes me so happy, I was sure daddy Vader was lost forever after the removal from Game Theory

[@mr.aleximer]

What removal i am not following that but i'm interested?

[@connerschroeder4709]

@@mr.aleximer The collaboration between Austin and The Game Theorists ended, so they pulled all of his videos down, these videos are some of them from there

[@Zyrchin]

​@@mr.aleximerSince Game Theory is dead set on "indie of the month" content and throwing itself off a cliff, Austin got the hell out before the ship finished sinking (and MattPat cashed out too). Game Theory doesn't host videos hosted by people no longer with the channel (meaning a bunch of videos from GT are no longer anywhere on the internet. Hope this helped! 👍🏻

[@nataliaborys1554]

​@@mr.aleximer Austin stopped partnering with The Game Theorists channel and so all his videos got removed from there. Now he's reuploading them bit by bit, so that they're still, y'know, available to watch

[@Jacktorrance5]

If you just look up game theory the science they’re all in a playlist, they’re still on the game theory channel just unlisted

[@acetrainerkat]

I understand the hesitation to upload old videos for fear of throwing off analytics, but I hope all the old SCIENCE videos make a reappearance. Strangely, I like putting them on to sleep to. Austin's freakouts are weirdly soothing

[@julianleivers1608]

Same

[@jacobbondurant7186]

They really are. Screaming Austin is so cathartic to listen to.

[@jonatanmonsalve11]

Honestly, the Darth Vader one is easily one of my favorite SCIENCE videos, and I don't dislike for a single millisecond watching it again

[@kap10khaos18]

I can say, same

[@bestaround3323]

The fun part is the dude swam in that with no real consequences.

[@concept5631]

​@@bestaround3323Cal built different

[@wrongsalvation8904]

LET THE RE-UPLOADED SCIENCE BEGIN!!!!!! Seriously, I am so glad your re-uploading all these and I'm so glad you're still continuing on with the science. I look forward to your videos every single time you upload. Even if I've already watched it before I don't care. I always smile when I see your videos. I could be having the most craptastic day and watch one of your videos and you okay with the world for a little while. Thank you Austin. You helped me get through my C-PTSD depression everyday.

[@ferixsardothien1154]

Dear Austin, Hi! It’s me, Ferix. I know you’ve been going through a lot lately, but I’m really glad you’re uploading again. I know it’s not much, but I just wanna say that today I got off a particularly grueling shift at work and was searching for a video to watch on the bus ride home and I saw this re-upload and that just put a big smile on my face and I was excited to watch it. It literally made me forget my tiredness. Thank you for brightening my day, and I hope that you continue to find joy in creating because I love The SCIENCE! Sincerely, Ferix P.S. Don’t tell Matt but The SCIENCE! was pretty much the only reason I ever went on the Game Theorists channel so you’re definitely keeping me as a viewer/subscriber

[@aidengray3998]

I agree with you about GT. A thing happened, made me dislike matpat as a person and not want to support his stuff, and that meant not watching the videos on his channel anymore. I realized then that I only really watched Austin's stuff, and his content was all I missed.

[@kidtruck9157]

Tbh, yes, your normal intro is iconic and perfect.

[@explosivooo]

It's so refreshing to hear Austin cursing once again at these GOD DAMN FUCKING INSANE NUMBERS!

[@Justin_North]

I commented this exact same thing on the original video for Vader's strength. I love the intro that you use Austin. I still laugh at the old jokes and enjoy the continuation of the trope. Please never change it.

[@AxelFireForged]

I love THE SCIENCE videos and im glad they’re back

[@syber_roxas]

I need more Austin in my life( the science videos) ❤️

[@loganhunter2119]

Like legit i love op on every single Science!! Video I love the formula of starting with an idea and how you slowly lose your mind as the Science comes forth to classical music.....its so entertaining and i love it Im also aware you're trying to get better so ill also support any changes you make Big Fan Have a wonderful day /week/month /year 😊

[@key__srk6571]

It's so good to see all these amazing science videos back. So much time and effort went into them and it shows

[@midnightmacabre5981]

YOOO EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDED, LONG "The Science" complications so I can hard-core binge your series without picking up my phone! I am SO ready for your old videos to be uploaded in this format!

[@jhettcomtois9317]

Austin being able to swear is my new favourite thing 😂 I love it

[@Gyrfalcon312]

As always, I learn with you just how science takes fictional universes like _Star Wars_ and makes 'em even cooler. Thank you as always, Austin!

[@SlppyBacn]

I was so nervous I wouldn't get to see half of your science videos again. I still find myself rewatching the old ones all the time, so re-uploading them is even better and exciting!

[@sevenproxies4255]

Well Austin, I'd like you to keep the "Dear, xxxxx" intro. It's sort of like a catchphrase on it's own. Like a familiar intro sequence for a tv-show. There is some value to moments of familiarity.

[@justineberlein5916]

On a similar note, I don't really mind the "bad" typing animation. Similarly to how Ryan George is able to trick us into thinking he's multiple people by switching over to the audio for the next cut shortly before the video switches, the typing noises actually do a lot of heavy lifting for still making it feel like it's being typed

[@panparenicai-5172]

Glad you found a solution to re-upload unlisted videos. I can't wait for some of my favourites to return (not an Overwatch fan but the video on Tracer was fascinating). Thank you for everything!

[@ShoddyCast]

Hopefully it's a solution. Reuploading videos seems to be bad for analytics, so I'm a little concerned about that.

[@panparenicai-5172]

@@ShoddyCast I have no Idea how KZbin analytics work. I'm guessing it can be bad because people feel like they've already seen it and might not click on it again. Even if you did put new content at the start, people might stop the video when they get to the old part. The important thing right now is for you to do what makes you happy, if re-uploading these videos one after the other gets in the way of that, we can wait for a better solution to come up.

[@000Dragon50000]

One note you probably heard before on the other video: The whips were actually solid with just a thin energy coating. That's why their physics worked like, you know, whips, but they could still interact with and affect lightsabers. It's actually pretty clever all things considered.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

A few important things about lightsabers; They give off light, and can evaporate liquids, but, and I quote the book The Jedi Path, "Give off no appreciable heat". If the Crystal used in it is misaligned by even a fraction of a milimeter, it can Explode or not ignite at all It can be made into a flexible, whip-like form It cuts through metal and dense materials _gradually._

[@ijakerz93]

I believe you but that makes zero sense. It leaves burn marks lol

[@robertwilson8184]

@@ijakerz93Blah blah, radiating heat contained by magnetic fields, blah blah, who cares, it’s cool

[@MadridMonarch]

Imagine if Vader wasn't restricted by robotic augmentations... Can only fathom how much power Anakin had at his prime...

[@darkestlight660]

Im pretty sure Vader is stronger thanks to honing the dark side. But he would be stronger in a hypothesis universe where I never had to rely on robotic augmentation

[@lautaroacuna3236]

Yesssss, these are some of my favorite videos of Austin, this is perfect, I hope the algorithm doesn't destroy this channel, this is one of the best Internet series I've seen

[@manuelarellano6184]

That old intro is the only consistency in my life I need.

[@sonder_1620]

I’m glad that Mat is letting you reupload these without friction. You put a lot of work into these episodes and it would suck if it went to waste forever.

[@trappyboi8678]

Important to note, not only are they friends and more than just former coworkers but matt doesnt rly have the power to "stop" him, that'd be whomever owns the game theorists channel now. Matt is only a face of the channel now, he doesn't have that much power in it.

[@ultimapower6950]

@@trappyboi8678come to think of it? Who owns the theorist channels nowadays? Edit nvm I looked it up myself and apparently their owned by some company known as Lunar X.

[@TheVirtual3]

Holy crap I just realized this is a reupload. I'm so happy Austin's videos won't be lost forever! I can't wait to see more!

[@MrPenfold666]

the vader lifting water is one of my favourite videos and I enjoy the themed Mega SCIENCE idea, and it's a great way to get all your videos onto the channel without frazzling the analytic side of youtube. I much prefer this as I like to listen to your SCIENCE as I game keep up the good work and I hope everything is improving in your real life Austin!

[@CaptainStevey]

The intro is very comforting and familiar and I think that will always be a great way to start a video. You will always bring a relaxing yet energetic, upbeat enviroment and I want you to know that

[@explosivooo]

It's like Christmas with all these Science videos I remember but still love to see!

[@silentnight6810]

Ah yes the star collection. Also that opening rant is even more funny now then when it was first made.

[@manoro8698]

the intro gives me warm feels never stop please man

[@TheAdvertisement]

It's so nice to see these back, being hit with both a nostalgia wave and watching your insane rants and genius findings all over again. Never change Austin (except if it's to improve you life and mental health), never change.

[@Azriel1124]

Love the fact that Austin is back to why I started watching him. Fun videos, no f***ing sense videos and SCIENCE!

[@spartanipods]

What's really funny about the lightsaber video is that a channel called The Hacksmith has come insanely close to creating a plasma-based protosaber

[@MeatsOfEvil]

Love hearing these without censors. Hits that much better :)

[@jimlo]

The subtle mouse click, the tippty-tap of a keyboard, the epic score "Habanera from Carmen Suite No.2" rises, a tear forms in my eyes, the hairs on my skin prickle up and I realize ... IT'S TIME TO DO SOME SCIENCE, YEAAAAAAAAAAAH! For real though, the intro is amazing.

[@JerrJang316]

Dear, Austin...you're opening is a classic for a REASON and is like at LEAST half of the reason why i always liked your videos better than matpats anyways sincerely, a fan that cant wait for you to re upload all the science! videos because learning fun is the best of both fun and learning

[@emiyaxvoorhees7299]

Glad to see you again Austin, hope all is well if not getting better

[@nalinea18]

Yay, bingable collection episodes! I started watching GT back when it was still stuff like would Assassins survive the leap of faith, and was super glad when you joined to bring that side back as GT drifted more towards lore theories. I don't have time to play every game in the world and I don't care about the lore of games I haven't played (e.g. FNaF). The Science is cool and I can understand it even from games I don't play myself, so I'm super happy you're continuing it ❤

[@blueteamepsilon7798]

Speaking from experience, those spark burns usually take about 3-5 weeks to heal. The metal can be over 1500 degrees when it hits your skin.

[@ka-1atmyth353]

As soon as I see a shoddycast upload I literally drop everything to see it

[@noahf9820]

Awesome, another Austin video to make my Thursday better!

[@Not-an-Alien]

Keep in mind that as astoundingly powerful vader is, that's him in a weakened state. He's on permanent life support and all the cybernetics actually limit his access to the force. Full strength vader would be something else entirely.

[@alecpotato4124]

You already know we need an episode on the BS of beskar

[@imanassole9421]

The music, the Google drive, the click, the "Hiii, it's mee, AUSSTIN!" Always gets me to crack a smile. If you change it that's cool, we all love it though. 👍

[@Znegil]

Of course the poor Jedi would die instantly out there in the water if he is that deep under 😂

[@Valsorayu]

Assuming earth gravity (since games never get gravity right due to it being based around game-feel instead of science) it's be 35,775,595 kg So Darth Daddy is pushing 35,700,000 kg (sig figs).

[@joshuaradick5679]

So happy to hear Austin cursing again. I takes me back.

[@dilloncole5966]

I hope you're doing well. I'm so glad you are uploading again and re-uploading content. You have been missed and we appreciate your work.

[@Mel_the_Pirate]

I know this is a reupload, but- Personally, I really appreciate the old intro the "MAKES NO GODDAMN SENSE" and the outro. It's all consistent and very Austin. I really like those bits of the video!

[@brendandecicio4877]

LOVE the reuploads!!! I loved this video the first time and was sad when it was taken down. I’ll happily revisit every reupload of yours

[@reubenoakley5887]

"This is what Matt's intro looks like" You know, when he actually DOES it

[@DerChef]

An old treasure, I had feared it lost. Glad to see it back, Keep it up Austin!

[@mr.aleximer]

I love how the metric system makes perfect sense when you dig deeper for more complex measurments.

[@samlindsey8978]

Keep your into - its great, i love the nostalgia of it and its consistency - its a wonderful breath of fresh air next to all the dramatics of everything else. Please keep it :)

[@flooferderp2918]

Thanks for re releasing these here!

[@alejandrogarciag.3570]

I LOVE THAT YOU RE-UPLOADED THIS, I WAS LOOKING FOR IT AND THAT WAS WHEN I SAW YOU LEFT THE CHANNEL, WHEN YOU FIRDT MADE THAT VID, I WAS MISSING THIS, my fav vid, it makes me laugh too much

[@Nasafalkas1]

I don't know if it's intentional, but in your intro, where you shouted, "it's time to do some science", the ad came on immediately after "It's time to do some". The timing was hilarious.

[@pyromd69]

The intro you use still makes me smile in spite of it being made obsolete due to inaccuracies through the updates, it's an instant indication of your vids

[@keithiusmaximus776]

I am SO happy to see this video again, I was devastated when it was pulled. The first Vader strength video is genuinely one of my favorite KZbin videos I’ll ever see, it’s a masterpiece

[@dagcristal8195]

And honestly, I absolutely love your little intro and I hope you never get rid of it

[@GG-bw5qd]

Great timing! This comes out right after I finish catching up on all the science videos

[@christophershingler7661]

I'm so happy you got the videos replaced, plus it's so much better to listen to back to back while sleeping❤

[@dragonfly9083]

This was honestly one of my favorite videos on KZbin, glad to see it back.

[@getinuyasha]

Glad to see you back!

[@NickolitheSpartan117]

Please never change the opening. Any of it. Nothing is worse than when a show changes the opening theme that is amazing!

[@dogbert02]

God, I LOVE how you go in depth in your videos. I missed watching you SO BADLY!!!

[@whitey00112]

This is Austin’s villain monologue. Where he tells us exactly what he’s doing but we don’t know if we should believe him or not. 😂

[@user-bo9yp9kc5i]

I am so happy the SCIENCE is back!!! I love you my guy! Never change the intro please!

[@samsteed592]

I’m so happy you finally did a video on this

[@felixhartmann6433]

I love this Intro so much. It promises me good entertainment and science - a classic Austin video, would be very sad not to see it anymore. Thanks for your work!

[@haphazodus]

So glad you reuploaded these. They are a work of art.😂

[@TakeMinamoto]

thanks for reuploading!! also, I loved the how to destroy a planet video so much when you first uploaded it, I downloaded the game immediately... FOR SCIENCE!!!

[@kipofthemany2213]

The reuploads begin! I'm so happy to see these videos again!

[@davidgarner7948]

Thank you Austin for making my day. Ur videos were always my favorite part of the other channel. And the intro is the cherry on top. Dont change anything.

[@smokedbeefandcheese4144]

I’m glad to hear your videos again

[@wyattrox11]

Keep the uploads coming, Austin! Your work needs to be spread amongst the masses in the name of SCIENCE!!! and I will give you the retention time to help with this cause 🤓 Just realized there’s multiple videos and it’s damn satisfying that we won #LetAustinCurse

[@xkaigox2645]

This intro does nothing but solidify you as my fave youtuber. Love it. Inject this video into my veins, I am ready

[@orsiniproductionstudios3042]

Ngl your intro is actually quite iconic and aesthetically pleasing. It just fits the theme incredibly well.

[@camycrappyvr]

man i loved you game theory videos and i was sad that you were not gonna be there anymore but at least i didnt loose you for good keep up the good work Austin 😀

[@notmike8569]

Very excited to see this channel grow!

[@misamisaa4547]

Did I watch these before? Yes. Will I watch them again? Also yes. LET THE REUPLOADS BEGIN!

[@plastikmaiden]

Aaah I thought I saw this before! Still early morning here. I enjoyed it the second time around as much as I did the first. Thanks for the Reupload!

[@absolutexero9385]

Glad I could rewatch these vids again, hope we can see more real soon.

[@Harizho]

Im loving the videos Austin. Took me a bit to find the time to watch but i am loving your videos coming over here.

[@malikil]

I remember seeing your mini rant about the intro on the game theory channel. I had totally forgot you did that. Thanks for giving me another laugh at it

[@lillykarr8787]

I for one love your intro and am glad it hasn't changed. 💕

[@theovermynd3930]

Dont you dare EVER change the intro, it brings back nostalgia from years by gone and kicks off my dopamine into overdrive.

[@arrowb.8438]

Time to binge! loved your stuff always, glad to see it back. Also don't you dare change the format of the intro, its too iconic!

[@MJsCookieFarm]

I would love to see as many of these The SCIENCE reposts as possible

[@stopmotiongarage220]

I am sooooo happy to see these again!

[@roowco1]

i like the simplicity of the intro short, recognizable, and gets right into things

[@limeondisguise3114]

I was a bit worried when you put out the announcement video saying yogi were maybe going to rerelease your videos in compilations. But, three to an upload is just perfect.

[@rkaidia]

perfect timing for Jedi Survivor. and yeah to reiterate the point, if the boss doesnt have a health bar you better be running

[@looking4afix]

Weekly uploads? Hell yes! Lesgooo Austin, you're amazing ❤

[@endymionduni5683]

We LOVE the intro. The intro is you. Every time we see/hear this intro, we know we will have a good time.

[@sunshineanimation3386]

Helll yessss, been excitedly awaiting the next post!! You rock Austin!