WXPD Channel 9 News: Frightening Teen Trends - SNL

[@marisasvo2491]

this is barely an exaggeration from what local news stations produce

[@adanmartinez7640]

marisa svo I love twenty one pilots

[@kitmakin289]

Wait... This is an exaggeration???

[@bobbyhempel1513]

Local hell CNN does shit like this all the time.

[@nugsymalone1247]

you aint lyin

[@remondlee4232]

石头姐好可爱啊

[@christalcavanaugh]

“What’s wrong with Tanya?” She did too much trampolining and now she has an armful of sillybands and her friends don’t want to soup with her anymore!

[@suemccashland]

shes resorted to SKYPING AS A RESULT. more on this at 11

[@jimgravesus]

But it couldn't happen to a boy!

[@bubbaguy4411]

buuuuut...at least she has a lifetime supply of lip gloss in all shades and flavors....

[@joeseward9466]

But it's her turn to hide Osama.

[@aalokitaabasu1376]

You have no idea how hard I laughed at this 😂😂

[@juliemckee9022]

“That wouldn’t get you high, there’s no way that teenagers are doing that” “ *But they are* “

[@isabellelangmuir5849]

reminds me of the crazy coach sketch with melissa mccarthy "it's not like i drove a golf cart through practice" *"but she had"*

[@raymondmejias8071]

@@isabellelangmuir5849 yeah that exactly what it reminded me too

[@user-ox5ir2rd6g]

“My brother used to sneak in our house and steal the TV” “ *but now, he’s dead* “

[@cadenblake2522]

Something all teens can relate too, being accused of things they have never even heard of

[@Scribblerjohnny]

All those years of Dungeons and Dragons and not one cult

[@maskandvaccinefreeandproud2110]

@@Scribblerjohnny Omg! I can’t believe anyone remembers! Lol! My people! Lol

[@CorePathway]

@@maskandvaccinefreeandproud2110 Gary Gygax for President

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@maskandvaccinefreeandproud2110 Everyone remembers satanic panic

[@somersetcace1]

@@Scribblerjohnny I read the entire Dungeon Masters guide and not a single urge to join a cult or worship Satan. I must of been one of the lucky ones!🤣

[@hurraynature7449]

Oh, so that's why silly bands were banned in schools. Makes sense now.

[@gustavgnoettgen]

DIDN'T YOU KNOW??? 😳

[@lking1540]

I always knew their real purpose was sinister.

[@tnapp77]

@@lking1540 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@arceuslordofcreation8824]

They *really* believed that, and it is the *actual* reason they band them True story

[@epicremarc]

Arceus Lord of Creation let me guess Public school in the good ol U S of A?

[@gspendlove]

"Every teenager is doing it and it WILL kill them!" I spit out my soup.

[@brucewayne4585]

Were you souping??? ROB! FLUSH THE PROGRESSO!!!

[@seamusquain2706]

Was it expired?

[@LindeusTheBaum]

Good

[@JNMKlover]

I've eaten dinged can of soup without labels from the food bank. It was the 80s, still alive. Not saying it didn't do damage, but.....

[@storywala88]

Lol

[@jordanguillory7180]

I remember when it was my turn to hide Osama, what a crazy boi

[@bb-lr2ub]

Jordan Guillory how good was the lip gloss?

[@cherahsBroll]

Jordan Guillory 😂😂😂😂

[@DaMaAz5095681]

How much of lip gloss you got

[@thisguy9042]

@@bb-lr2ub lol

[@ValensBellator]

There must be a lot of people in Pakistan with lifetime supplies of lip gloss :D

[@jenneli314]

I remember the "sex bracelet" news scare when I was a kid, my grandmother freaked out on me when she saw a black hair tie on my wrist.

[@prnstarinterlude6510]

whaaaat????

[@DeathnoteBB]

These kind of scares ruined silly bandz for me :(

[@tiyas5378]

don't tell me that was a real thing that happened and not just extreme hyperbole for comedic effect

[@JNMKlover]

I heard that too.

[@JNMKlover]

In 2008-2009 and today the bracelets represents a sexual act the wearer is willing to perform - take note, wearing these popular bracelets does not automatically mean they are engaging in sexual activity. The wearer could find them fun to wear and nothing more.Jan 25, 2014

[@yvonne.g458]

bill hader is perfect

[@missengineer5882]

+Yvonne Gyamfi omg yes yes yes . Snl without him is not the same.

[@Kiki-qm9jg]

He really is, also he looks real good in this skit

[@shugopro]

bill looks quite handsome in a weird way here lol

[@Hockeygirl57]

He is so good as a game show host and a news reporter

[@imtryingmybest673]

Literally

[@artmoss6889]

In my day teens were all about "hopscotching", which was essentially leaping over drunken Scotsmen.

[@Mouse_007]

We didn't have the Scottish in my neighborhood, but i did my share of Pole - vaulting.

[@artmoss6889]

@@Mouse_007 That's another great one. We had one called Pole-taxing.

[@AlexaBellaMuerte]

Lmao

[@mc-rn8ro]

But are they doing it TO GET HIGH?!

[@artmoss6889]

@@mc-rn8ro Absolutely! Sometimes as much as two or three feet. Once, outside the Marquee Club, after an early performance by Queen, I saw David Bowie dare Marianne Faithful to hop over three drunken Scotsmen, one after another . . . and she did it! What can I say; it was the '70s, and nobody knew the risks.

[@ItsNotMeitsYouTu8e]

Souping is real. I didn't believe it either, so tried it with some 'friends' when I was 14, and was then addicted for 8 years. I almost lost everything including my life. If it wasn't for the kind souls at the kitchen I would never have recovered. Now I'm piecing things back together. Avoiding crusty bread because I know even that can lead back there...

[@JBGuarino43]

The kitchen? You mean the SOUP KITCHEN!😱😱😱

[@Aleyah]

More power to u....hats off for being so darn strong😇😆

[@Renvaar1989]

You like doing shrooms? I got some mushroom soup that's out of this world. Hit me up man, I'll give you a good price.

[@David35687]

@@JBGuarino43This is an especially cruel and ironic aspect of souping addiction. Kids become homeless and then the only place they can get a meal is at a soup kitchen and that just triggers their addiction.

[@JBGuarino43]

@@David35687 🤣🤣🤣💯

[@wer123456]

This has John Mulaney written all over it. He wrote it, didn't he?

[@itsjetty5163]

Probably

[@itsjetty5163]

Nvm it was written by Emma Stone

[@ccortez392]

alialialiaway trampolineing of course.

[@mulletboater]

They call it Mulanination. Your teens are reading dialogue written by John Mulaney to get high...... Mulaney himself exchanges his pages for lip gloss, slap bracelets, and fidget spinners. Unfortunately: trading skits for dollar store trinkets is not illegal in this state, but, a group of courageous mothers is rallying to get the laws amended ......

[@Mustlovebooks15]

If John wrote it it would have had midgets in it

[@she_low]

It's amazing that Emma Stone can make her voice deep and high ranged at the same time. WOW

[@haletosis1380]

I love her voice. She should do narration.

[@coolbrett]

Bill Hader sounds like a reporter from South Park

[@Kinbote00]

+Brett Wilson he sounds like the movie voiceover guy from south park. rob schneider is a wall street executive with everything going for him. only problem is he's about to become... a carrot

[@TheBillieWay]

+Brett Wilson He voiced the reporter last season.

[@cshell2222]

Bill Hader IS from Southpark.

[@rich1051414]

@@Kinbote00 Co-starring Adam Sandler? Those were the days, where every week adam sandler and rob schneider released another crappy movie :)

[@boiledkettles6066]

Midget in a bikini?

[@braelyn4233]

Exactly what happens on the news and Facebook. I remember my father warned me about a Facebook post talking about strawberry meth and it turns out it was a picture of frozen raspberries that was zoomed in. 😂😂😂

[@JBGuarino43]

“Shockingly soup is legal”! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 “To get high!l” Bill Hader!

[@ummmidunno8308]

And they'll end up... MMMM DEAD! God damn it Bill Hader.. I miss TF out of you!

[@Paradiselounge]

Valley Girl Watch Barry ! It’s so good !!

[@ummmidunno8308]

@@Paradiselounge I have been! And it's soooooo friggin awesome! I do have to say that NoHo Hank does hold a special place in my funny bone though! He cracks me TF up just on sight, or even on phone calls! Ok Buddy... lol!

[@Paradiselounge]

Valley Girl Lmao!! Ikr

[@robertpryor7225]

R I P

[@Tino44954]

Valley Girl What's your Facebook??

[@Xx_Blue_Blur_xX]

“They’re gonna wind up Mmm, Mmm, *dead.* “

[@sheilah5591]

Lmao...

[@artemis101814]

0:37 that's the same chemistry book i used in high school

[@gaurangkarmakar4046]

To do what? Find good chemical susbtitutes that help simulate the same effects as "souping" ?

[@Animatrixette16]

Oh my gosh same

[@morganfears2224]

Same! I got so excited lol

[@praedyth6195]

Same lol

[@robertpryor7225]

Did you go to a comedy high School?

[@kerryegan3091]

“Shockingly, soup is legal” 😂😂😂

[@lordofromuluslordofromulus8375]

this skit reminds me of when eating tide pods was being hyped. No one was doing it. It actually started as a joke online and the media took up thinking they were being serious and over sensationalize the story. The real amount of reports of it happening was very small. I remember it being less than 100 or 50 and it wasn't done intentionally. This is extremely small compared to the other chemical accidents each year. Yet the news just lied. Mean while the parents and elders watching believed it like guilable dingbats.

[@joshgellis3292]

for fucks sakes. TEENAGERS DO stupid things- WITH COMPLETE intention to do the said stupid thing! Fuck, I HATED BEING a teenager when I was one. LOL! I was actually THREE times MORE mature than MOST of them AROUND me! I'm 38 NOW and I'm CERTAIN my "three times more" judgement is a SOUND one! LOL!

[@JNMKlover]

And then they had to have the Tide Pods for sell behind the counter. I'm not saying I would have eaten one as a kid. But they LOOK like a delicious candy. And the texture.

[@JNMKlover]

@GigglesDoesStuff I did look it up. I didn't mean to sound ignorant. But as an adult, I see the appeal. When I was a kid, I licked the gummy bath oil beads from AVON. Kids don't do the smartest things. And they keep upping their stupidity. The parents just laugh off the Tik Tok challenges. But they r all detrimental to something or someone. One person dying is enough to halt the behavior, IMHO.

[@orionred2489]

Well, I'm sure glad the news has gotten more responsible in the last 4 years.

[@Lilianna411]

3:00 the way Emma like tenses the sides of her mouth and wrinkles her nose slightly is so masterful. Shes such a fantastic actress

[@davidalexander3320]

Him: and they call it Skyping Me: oh they are gonna talk about a real thing............. Nevermind

[@tetrulz]

kristen wiig is just so funny in everything she does

[@meghanelaraby277]

True !!!

[@markk3652]

I miss Gilly the most!!!

[@Giveme1goodreason]

Except ghostbusters.

[@jerrysgardentractorsengine2243]

@@Giveme1goodreason we don’t talk about Ghostbusters 16

[@nefwaenre]

So, Emma Stone has been interviewed by both Herb and Peter. I miss Herb though.

[@favoritemustard3542]

I wanna bump my mic on her face, too...

[@jakedowney270]

Don’t worry HERB WELCH LIVES!!!!

[@RC.41]

😍😍😍

[@meghanelaraby277]

Me too !! 😭😭

[@meghanelaraby277]

@@favoritemustard3542 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@brobs2522]

“Go to our website and no others” lol so true.

[@6piecechickenmcnuggets23]

Sounds like anti-vaxxers.

[@Gonso96]

"To get high" XD

[@alisathemushroom9923]

Everyone has been summoned to this 6 year old video by the same magical force

[@kookycoconut]

I think it's because Emma Stone was on SNL again recently

[@thomaspike1561]

Sounds like South Park. ''Cats are pissing into kids face's to get highhhh''

[@krrrruptidsoless]

No such episode. You must have been souping.

[@freedustin]

@@krrrruptidsoless It's the episode "Major Boobage." And no you didn't wooosh me cuz you are just lying.

[@Mustlovebooks15]

So many people missing the joke

[@johnwatters3431]

I'm assuming that's what both this sketch and the South Park episode were making fun of. That was a real story that was going around for awhile. I heard it some time before the SP episode, talking about huffing cat piss. Pretty sure it was a hoax, but I definitely heard about it.

[@johnwatters3431]

@J. Carson lol enjoy

[@SarahAyJay]

It’s been a decade and this is still my favorite SNL sketch, I’ve rewatched it hundreds of times

[@isabellelangmuir5849]

this is extremely accurate. i think there were maybe 7 teens who actually ate tide pods

[@mairarodriguez1525]

Few

[@namekman01]

emma stone and bill hader never fail to make snl amazing

[@kristankempton691]

"And they're going to end up mmm mmm dead" 😂😭😂

[@reikenkayzer]

Bill Hader is just priceless in this clip :)

[@AbbasKhan9364]

Just love the way he says "They caLLLLLL it" 😀

[@subject_of_ymir]

Kristen always makes me laugh.

[@Ryzen_56X]

What happened to Herb Welch ??? nobody delivers the news better than him !!!!

[@Stadler24]

I feel like, "Omg that's a picture of my daughter" didn't get enough love

[@gobarber2]

The "Mmm Mmm Dead" line made me laugh wayyy too hard

[@tetrulz]

Is this Herb Welsh when he was younger?

[@cruisematt8585]

Lol that's what I was thinking

[@govols1995]

Don't lecture me you mannequin

[@PIXPromosMore]

and competent?

[@estella1628]

Hahahah

[@Bhavini2.0]

@@govols1995 but you are smooth down there

[@dorydeviance3774]

This is the kinda propaganda that keeps me away from media.

[@lordofromuluslordofromulus8375]

It isn't propaganda. It's sensational journalism. Propaganda implies someone is puppeteering to warp people's minds for a political agenda. Sensationalist journalism is when they find something minuscule and stretch the truth and over sensationalize it to sell a lot. No political agenda.

[@yahmhararry1943]

You're using the media right now. And that's not propaganda, it's sensational journalism.

[@apseudonym]

it's hardly propaganda if it's clearly obvious how insane it is

[@dior215]

"Young lady, young lady, I know what you been doing on that trampoline" 😭😭😭

[@iansmith8783]

Peter de santos has just a hint of that Alan Alda 😂

[@ErikPehrsson]

I’m now three years sober from a souping addiction.

[@lisahoshowsky4251]

Omg, we just tossed some soup from 2016, guess we should have inhaled it instead 😂

[@DAT-OFFICIAL]

The fact that I got a Campbell's Soup ad right before watching this video is fantastic.

[@knightsoftheroundpeople2676]

Teenager: eats their lunch News: THEY CAAAALLL IT...

[@DeathnoteBB]

0:58 “But they are!” Reminds me of when your parents claim something ignorant about the world and you’re like “…No?” and they completely ignore you and basically call you naive.

[@ZeroChannelZero]

I hope with all my heart that millions of years from now this video is the only remaining relic of the human race, and aliens who find our planet will think we all talked like Peter DeSantos.

[@2000phantom]

They call it ... Peter DeSantosing! Teenager aliens are doing it all the time!

[@j.p.pelzman7481]

@@2000phantom And it WILL kill them!

[@southeastindependentsocial330]

😂

[@kayleecakes318]

"And they're gonna end up Mmmmmm Mmmmmm DEAD."

[@katherine_queen5294]

Bruh I swear the news was like this 24/7 in 2016 cus of all the dumbass trends and challenges 💀😂

[@churdle92]

“I’m Peter DeSantis…junior” sent me for some reason

[@DarnellReid2007]

When Peter became Herb, he became a legend.

[@jonathancertain3651]

I thought he was gonna hit her with the mic lol 😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂

[@kathrynmiranda6789]

I have a teen. This is hilarious to us both 😂

[@chingpong5048]

hello bitch

[@dont-want-no-wrench]

Hader is so good at voices like this

[@Jonathan331]

Bill sounds like Chris Hanson

[@jonathanpeterson1984]

“What you’re eating could kill you! Tomorrow at 11.” Every news channel😂

[@CyrAnimations]

Young Herb Welch XD

[@LukeMcGuireoides]

He's so smugly satisfied when the mom gets horrified. Bill is a legend.

[@themodernholmes1735]

Plot Twist: The reporter is Herb Welches' grandson.

[@shuhaibmohammed1391]

I wish Peter d'santos comes back in any other sketches .....man Hader rocks......!!!!

[@ASLCheck]

teenagers are doing weird ass stuff these days

[@tinajeppesen5948]

Bill Hader rocks 🤩

[@oofoof7707]

Yeah theres a bunch of other stuff yall dont know about like penciling and watering

[@whitenesstoyourharassment8594]

Waterboarding

[@Axl_Ericsson]

yeah but the teenagers in 60s-70s summoned satan which beats today's teenagers by a mile

[@onkelpappkov2666]

Remember, there is also other ass stuff that's really fun but not weird. Call me.

[@mikeyd946]

Do you know how LONG canned soup takes to expire. Those teens would be grown up and married with kids before any canned soup would expire 😂

[@melissawheeler6086]

I had that same chemistry book😂

[@robertpryor7225]

Did you go to comedy high School?

[@TheBlarggle]

I love that the "photograph" of Trampolining has "By Peter DeSantos" written on it, but it's mostly obscured by the channel emblem.

[@c.d.scalemodels9198]

I love how Kristen Wiig grabs & pulls on her hair……. It’s just like the way Jamie Lee Curtis did in the first Halloween & Terror Train…….. perfect!!!!!!

[@Jhaaninc]

They call it..... ing to get highhh. I'm peter desantos 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@amadeusandrew76]

I about died when she said taking turn hiding Osama!

[@ultimatesoup]

I'm 5 years clean from souping

[@KEVMAN7987]

Why would teens trampoline when rainbow parties are easier to pull off?

[@chickenhouse2831]

You only get silly bandz if you trampoline. Duh

[@ArthurKnight1899]

Wait what now!?

[@deadbabybuffet]

Cocaine... simply cocaine

[@victorortiz6272]

What is that?

[@genericAVGNfan]

2:19 That's horrifying

[@TheNoiseySpectator]

I am surprised because if closely at the picture you will see the daughter is black and her mother is white.

[@itiswhatitaintanditaintwha1427]

Oh my god! I just had some week old Progresso and I AM TRIPPING BALLS!!! 😜😳

[@rasengan13015]

emma is hot even in goth look

[@RMM-X1]

naaaa she's not, just a average good looking girl with super skinny legs.

[@rasengan13015]

u cant say that man.look at her in zombieland or gangster squad, she's much prettier than here.

[@VinnyDelBlanco]

She's an average good looking girl with amazing eyes tho.

[@reallivebluescat]

thats not goth, she just has black hair

[@cobrax236]

Yeah shes hot, but its no goth look lol

[@RealDJDXM]

They never could've predicted the stupid ways kids get high now: smoking bedbugs; eating fleas

[@garyt.s.368]

Please tell me that Bill drew that “horrifying photograph”

[@justifiabledoubt]

I'm glad that Souping didn't become a thing in Europe. Even though, last year german authorities were forced to deal with something similar called Krauting. Horrible stuff for teens.

[@Raven.the.vampire]

My friend was dared to drink expired soup at lunch today and i am not going down that road

[@aubrey1633]

I accidentally ate a can of expired soup when I was 12....does not get you high. But it does make you avoid soup for at least a decade.

[@Lalan396]

I wasn't allowed to go to prom because my mom's friend saw something on Oprah about "what kids 'really' to at prom"

[@missroxy1484]

Are you souping? Omg they are souping 😂 🤣

[@RDSports5]

Bill Hader is one of the best comedians SNL has ever had. Dude is hilarious, lol...

[@RyanRex]

Just read a CNN headline about teens cooking chickens in NyQuil and immediately thought of this. Some things never change.

[@Bigjacksauce]

I remember when kids were smoking bed bugs to get high

[@necessaryevil7777]

Jenkum

[@gspendlove]

For me it was dried banana peels (they called it "mellow yellow") and jimson weed. Dried dandelions did the trick, too.

[@jessegilbert9568]

"Line of dialogue from the video to prove I watched it." 😂

[@apollo971]

kristen wiig is such an amazing actress she fits every role

[@marlonochoa5247]

bruh he killed me every time he said “they call it...” 😂😂😂

[@grace-taylorsversion-9058]

A very *informative* report, about a *very* real thing

[@haletosis1380]

Emma looks especially good in black hair

[@souptart5284]

i know he says “mm mm, dead” because the slogan for campbell’s soup is “mm mm, good” but honestly i think it’s way funnier if you don’t know that and he’s just saying mm mm, dead because that’s the kind of reporter he is

[@commentcopbadge6665]

LOL! What a coincidence, the word "supe" means "to smoke" in my language.

[@allisoncastle]

It’s sad because this isn’t even very extreme compared to real news haha

[@cathymartin6085]

Omg lmao”souping”😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@morpheus6749]

SNL just summed up mainstream media in 3 minutes.

[@WilliamGBraun-im1jf]

*clicks on one snl skit from 7 years ago KZbin: *recommends me only snl videos from 7 years ago on my feed

[@madieschulte]

And then they blame it entirely on cell phones, the end

[@danielmoynan6561]

I can’t believe how open Wanda seems to be about intending to scare parents.

[@beverlicollins9842]

This was a hilarious imitation of the news!😂

[@1saleha1]

“Shockingly… soup is legal “

[@Ambir91]

she looks like Zoey Deschannel...

[@Yuqirin]

and she speaks like her :)

[@youdontneedtoreadthis]

***** believe me, if that worked, i'd get a fringe

[@juliusdaviesd]

I know right! I only watched because I thought it was Zooey deschanel. Which is strange because I actually like Emma Stone, not so much Zooey!

[@visamedic]

Maybe it’s zoey who looks like emma. 🧐

[@RC.41]

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