My Dumbest Comments Of 2023!

[@DatMetalBoi75]

As a metalhead who enjoys metalcore, I don't mind the metalcore jokes. If we all liked the same shit, the world would be lame

[@wyattsmetal]

100%

[@DatMetalBoi75]

@@wyattsmetalI hope you have a good new year my dude

[@hannahkozlovic1715]

I like a good bit of metalcore too. People need to learn to take stuff as a joke instead of being so damn serious about everything, they’re just hurting their own feelings at this point

[@AtZero138]

Why the Tag, was given to some, I don't understand, Example CONVERGE!!.. i get that was difficult to target them, for marketing reasons etc.. at the rise of modern Hardcore, evolved,, Bands like HIMSA, UNEARTH, AGNOSY, are... Whatever... I've always said, I don't Bitch enough to be into Metal.. haha Oi Oi Oi

[@BELPHI]

I got my Metal Days refund! It was two goat cheeses and a bottle of unknown brown/yellow liquid, alongside a note calling me a poser. Take that, Wyatt

[@marshaltito7369]

As a European, I'm so glad American bands such as Iron Maiden, Deep Purple, Soulfly, and Rammstein come to my barren farmland country to perform.

[@Slamfan41]

I'm 14 and my first introduction into heavy metal was from you, thank you brother!!! Also can't wait to hear your guy's releases!

[@taolinnegar9961]

listen to as many bands as you can, 1960s to 2024s !!!!!!!!!!!!

[@unusualtrickery]

Same!

[@Meiliina]

Yeah. No metal in Europe, especially not in Finland, no festivals either.

[@Bassmanhill84]

Don't worry Wyatt. I hate hippies too. Don't ever be ashamed or shamed about it

[@wendygreene]

I only found your channel a couple of weeks ago but it quickly became my favorite Metal channel because of your sarcasm and sense of humor and the fact that you're not afraid to poke fun at something that can get taken too seriously (as you proved by pointing out the Pantera fans😂). I especially like your list videos and I hope you make more of them. I can't wait to see what you do next! Happy New Year!🎉

[@ricardosaucedo2298]

Hell yeah bro congrats!! U gave us lots of laughs and making our day better! Had a pretty rough year dealing with family passings and few friends I made this year disappearing. Not really the year I expect, but hope next year would be life changing! Have a great new year 👏🏽🤘🏽⛓️

[@wyattsmetal]

Man sorry to hear it was a rough year for you. Hope next year treats you much better bro, happy new year!

[@StefanoAraneda]

Man these coments really made me laught! Happy new year to you and to everyone

[@faygoluvr]

i can’t believe it’s almost 2014!

[@ButterflySoul.]

Oh a time traveller I see 😊

[@chrisrankinsmusiccrush9493]

Your comment on Vince Neil on the recent worst people in metal. “ His complete allergy to being sober” is one of the funniest things I’ve heard in a while. Love your channel

[@GhoulVoon]

Wyatt! We think you're awesome! (Two kids are included here, and they laugh at your jokes as well). Haters will be haters and they will be stupid and just brainless. Anyways, wishing you a wonderful 2024! Keep it up, our lord and saviour of metal! (Kind regards festival and band-less Norwegians)

[@coldstoneaustinsteve]

Wyatt: *honestly forgets to put in Pantera* Comments: And I took that personally

[@nestrac]

Sarcasm is that flavor that just keeps on giving.... Sweet for some... Bitter for boneheads

[@sydneyc9]

The cesspool that is KZbin comment sections rivals twitter.

[@jewel4_467]

i enjoy your content a lot, looking forward to seeing u guys perform in santa ana!!

[@AtZero138]

Did this Show already happen,, it's Feb 3rd.. Cheers from Orange County California

[@Scottocaster6668]

Right on! 2023 was pretty good for me too 🤘😝 Dirty Hippies are worse btw 😆

[@colonelhstinkmeaner8547]

I thought those bastards went extinct like 100 years ago.😂😂

[@hannahkozlovic1715]

I had a pretty mid year all things considered, but laughing at silly people is a nice way to cap it all off. I’m glad I found your channel though, nothing but solid videos and I’m looking forwards to see what you’ll come out with in the new year!

[@bassdaddy6548]

I'm so glad I found your channel! Thanks for doing your part to help keep metal alive.

[@handeee462]

I remember when Wyatt was declared the Saviour of Metal like yesterday. It was during that one podcast talking about MetalDays and it definetely was the highlight of this channel for me this year😂 This has become my favorite channel so far and I wish that it and Dark Insanity will become even bigger in 2024🤘

[@danielflanard8274]

I saw "Things At Metal Festivals That Suck" several months ago when it was first posted but for whatever reason, at the time I did not look deeper into the channel. Around a week ago, I got another one of your videos in my feed "12 WORST CRIMES in metal". I have been slowly working my way through the rest of your content since. I hope that as your more general appeal (click-baity, keep it up) videos continue to circulate, others will also look deeper into what else you have to offer and subscribe. Happy new year!!

[@mattmarkowitz8894]

I think it's hilarious when someone doesn't understand sarcasm. I live in florida and one time some guy in an orange "pick-em-up" truck was trying real hard to "save" me. We didn't know each other, I don't care what someone believes in, but due to his arrogance I asked him "I'm sorry but what year is it?" Somebody ELSE told me that it was 2022...thinking I didn't know. I realized it's a lost cause so instead of telling him "sure i guess its 1650 and you need to do this" I just chuckled and left the AA meeting.

[@BrendanMackey-d6g]

Dude, I literally fell over upon the video today, and I cant help enjoying watching it. Listening to your commentary on the Blue Ridge rock fest 2023, and taking the complete piss out of it, I thought was freaking hilarious. I thought I had heard sarcasm before, been the only guy and growing up with it in a family of women, but damn this is just SOOOO much better. Whilst I'm not overly thrilled with the hard metals, and most of the names mentioned I never heard of, I still enjoy the genre - albeit of the symphonic kind. If there was anyone who'd be perfect for 'sarcasm on tape', it's definitely yourself man, please keep these videos coming

[@danielclark-hughes692]

Mourn for me, brothers and sisters, for I have now devoured Wyatt's entire back catalogue and now I must wait for each upload 😭

[@Dave-mr3qx]

HAPPY Wyatt metal 2024 to ye from Ireland 🇮🇪🇮🇪, been here a while and yet to catch one of your lives on time, cause I'm either drunk or working on my bike, or both, so my new years resolution is to catch as many lives as i can in the new year , love the channel m8 🤟🤟

[@Laubasss]

Sarcasm! Nice!!🤘 That what made me check out your other videos! (Started with one about worst festivals)

[@julianne_warren]

It would be great to keep the variety of topics for the future videos of 2024 as well. Combination of festival related videos and the other topics about metal. Talking about different types of metal, various bands, more metal history. Or videos about creating metal songs - song writing, gear, more talk about the instruments used or about the different vocal styles in metal.

[@Insanity_is_a_virtue]

The fact you managed to get a negative review on songs you haven’t released yet is quite an achievement well done 🏆

[@Lostandslaughtered]

Ikr

[@MadMetalhead]

I would like to make a comment about you not showing the names of the people who gave you the bad comments. It shows a lot about your character and you have earned a lot of respect by blurring out their names. I especially hate when KZbinrs show the names of the people who leave negative comments as a way to get their fans to go after those people without actually saying it. So in conclusion, that was a really class act thing you did. Peace ✌️🤘

[@Vasilis_Metalhead]

Hell, here I was thinking that the best part of being a metalhead is to be able able to agree or disagree with other metalheads about things we like. I've watched a few of your videos and while i'm sure we don't agree 50% of the time, I'm also sure that for some of the things i'd disagree, I had to check my facts again and see if i'm right or wrong. And there where times that I saw I was wrong about something. What I mean to say is that having different POV's isn't just ok, it's beneficial to both. Needless to say, today I subscribed, and I don't regularly do that. Your channel has helped me understand better the differences on how metal is perceived in America and how it is in my native Europe. For example, when you start listing bands at 20:20 and you mention firstly Sepultura. We all know here in Europe that Sepultura are Brazilian but we pay little heed to that and consider them "American" as they are from your continent. What I mean to say is that we often don't bother to think that the U.S. is only part of the continent and we refer to most such bands as American. Thank you for the useful info and points of view! Wish you a great new year with loads of good metal tantalizing your ears! Hails from distant Greece!

[@mikaeldk5700]

Düreforsøg: Knee (1996) Refused: The Shape of Punk to Come (1998) Legendary Scandinavian Albums.

[@OGpenguinBTW]

When I found this channel looking for more metal channels you became one if my favorites you deserve all the success man can't wait for the dark insanity material

[@Anonymous-es4jo]

I finally just understood your channel's name...

[@IntercactusYKW]

The song 'Throne of Lies' on Manilla Road's Spiral Castle was cut from the original LP by the record company for 'sounding too much like Pantera'. It's still better than anything Pantera ever produced. I haven't watched your heavy metal history video yet (I will soon!) and I guarantee that I would not have noticed Pantera missing without watching this first. You're good

[@paganarh]

Ahh, beautiful. European here and I am unable to point to any flaws in your vids so far, even when I don't agree :D Still, this Panthera thing, is it US specific? As being also a 90's metalhead, I remember that Panthera had maybe few good hits at most in here, but otherwise it was just a toot.

[@GhoulVoon]

I remember Pantera well from the glorious 90's and early 2000, but worrying about never ever getting to see a stave church cos of black metal craycrays did take up some time as well 😅

[@coldstoneaustinsteve]

As a hippie, I find your videos awesome! I actually find your criticisms of our culture very funny and enjoyable! Much love and success in the future my guy!!🤘🤘🤘

[@DeathMetalDerf]

You make good content that's fun to watch and informative. Thank you for an entertaining 2023, and I wish everyone nothing but the very best in 2024!

[@AdamCantFathom]

Congrats on an eventful 2023, Wyatt! I hope you have a great 2024. Your vids have given me plenty of entertainment throughout the year. Keep doing what you're doing (including pissing off Pantera and metalcore fans).

[@heikkijhautanen4576]

Yeah, I've ran into people who are sarcasm blind too and they suck too. 😢

[@JoeJohnSoundsandVisuals]

love your vids brother, youve came a long way. I always look forawrd to them with my doobies and coffee before I track black metal. keep it up and much love from Colorado

[@Lostandslaughtered]

The fact a veteran went around the world and has the guts to say Europe hasn’t got a thriving metal scene is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.I’ve heard of patriotism but wtf.He says American festivals are way better then us,ok they are pretty good and can’t wait to see more appear and hope to play at one BUT we have wacken,rock am ring,download,bloodstock,grass pop,hellfest,that one in a castle I’ve forgotten…to name a few.And to say we don’t have huge bands that can ever go near the greatness of American bands(they are actually amazing but still)HAS HE NEVER SEEN SWEDEN.That place is filled with them.Plus all the European countries have at least a decent metal scene.Right I’m done ranting.Keep up the good work wyatt.

[@raean5377]

Love your videos and commentary! Usually I hate the talking during videos but you are hilariously sarcastic so it’s cool.

[@TheDjpwn3]

I really needed a good laugh after today, thank you for posting this and keep doing what you're doing 🤘

[@axelmalone]

I have a championship belt unboxing channel and I get similar shit😅😅😅 Keep up the good work. STAY METAL🤘🤘🤘

[@jaranth]

Hey, your channel is great, you make cool metal vids, and this is coming from someone that was a teenager when Black Sabbath dropped their first album (yes I'm fucking ancient). I think modern metal is great too... how about a video about djent? More history on thrash (there are a LOT of great thrash shows/bands)... or, how about more info on big-production metal shows, like Therion? ...or, a special video on just foreign folk metal bands from places like Mongolia? How about some Viking metal love (like Tyr), or even some pirate metal (Alestorm)? Anyway, regardless of who you cover, trust me, I won't care if you use sarcasm, or make fun of it... because having a decent sense of humor is one of the most valuable things a person can have in this life. Next to blast beats, of course.

[@bartgroot3672]

"'Movie' yeah, I'm a director" xD Solid 2 feet on the ground; that's why I keep watching your video's. The internet's gotta do what the internet does best; hate comments all around. Happy new year from the Netherlands dude

[@yourlocaltrashsnatcher1645]

4:14 to be honest, if someone can't take a joke or a comment, they shouldn't be given a keyboard and a social media account.

[@mikaeldk5700]

Düreforsøg: Knee (1996) Refused: The Shape of Punk to Come (1998) Legendary Scandinavian Albums.

[@annmarierayel1934]

A sarcastic comment is always appreciated by me. Keep up the good work!

[@Diewelle666]

Nah, you're alright mate, lots of informative and entertaining content. Keep it up. Maybe I will run into you at Tolminator this year 🤘

[@hellboybas]

Dude I m laughing my ass of thnx from Europe 😂

[@vikingsmidy8366]

Who even gets offended by jokes to begin with Anyways Keep up the good work wyatt !

[@eleazar606]

Metalheads in your comments from the video not beating the illiterate allegations lmao

[@CrimsonGhostx]

Great video man can't wait see what's coming in 2024 🤘🤘🤘

[@sonofloki-wn3vj]

Hey man love your videos! Even the sarcastic stuff about power metal. Keep the vids coming, Happy New Year🎉

[@Lux_Lethal]

Thanks for the laughs, Wyatt! Best wishes in 2024!

[@redline29]

Being extremely well versed in sarcasm, I appreciate you videos whether I agree with you or not. Just like a news story on Facebook about how a fan dies during a Taylor Swift concert and that she was now a murderer in the comment section. Yep...lots of outrage towards me...all of them made me laugh.

[@arvindshastry1178]

I remember people ridiculing me for liking Metallica, I wouldn't say that their discography is perfect but they wrote some of the most legendary and influential songs in the metal genre.

[@mikaeldk5700]

Yes. Also, "heavy" is a matter of taste. The '89 Seattle concert is imo very very heavy. For others, loud yelling to an over-distorted 3-chord pop composition is "heavy".

[@taolinnegar9961]

Mortification - Zombies Ate My Girlfriend - Agro - Skindred - Dry Kill Logic - chromium - hags & bong - the fools of chaos - graveworm - kittie - the berserker -

[@Annastasia666]

"these comments are not that" LMFAO!

[@gaylothropmissinformed1046]

The dude toward the end thought you were Qorthon, apparently

[@gaylothropmissinformed1046]

Sorry, i meant the dude who thought you're European somehow. Apparently not toward the end. Pleasantly surprised 🤘

[@nidus8175]

Praise be the Savior of Metal. May you have continued success in 2024.

[@williek6888]

I really hate festivals But you're awesome Happy New Years

[@jaygopinath1694]

Side note metal is part of rock and roll 🤯

[@Capnsensible80]

I'd like to start the new year off with a fresh new stupid comment for you: 🎶Finger-pop, finger-pop, oh finger, finger finger! Finger-pop, finger-pop, oh finger, finger finger! FINGER POP! *POP* Ba-bum-bum-bum🎶

[@Diizzyoffthatstiizzy]

tolminator will ve my first internatoinal metal festival i cant wait to see you and all the awesome other bands im also goin to all four days of sonic temple im super excited for slipknot pantera and judas preist!!!!

[@onlyme3]

You are our Saviour of metal

[@geoffrymodlin2098]

9:45 there is no such thing as a rationally thinking Pantera fan

[@Ben_19M]

wyatt gaming happy 2014

[@kylekalmbach]

12:52 to be fair, finish and Scandinavians are like THE whites

[@iandawe948]

Only came across your channel in the new year. Being an ex hippy of sorts 🤣🤣🤣 your hippy comments are hilarious. Enjoying your videos so far. How about your group coming over to the uk. Bloodstock would be a good festival i reckon. Keep away from download as too many poseurs there 🤘🤘🤘

[@slashismyhommie8182]

I love the dumbest takes on the internet always comes from someone saying they were in the military...as if that means anything outside of combat and weapons training... I mean, don't get me wrong, I am personal friends with actual combat veterans from Iraq and Afghanistan. But I occasionally send screenshots of the supposed military members online saying dumb takes and they most of the time have a huge laugh out of the comments. Not to say the clowns stealing valor to use as a catch all win every online argument, well, actually that is what I am saying. But also, if you are military and find yourself dropping the military qualification in an online argument, just think of what Chuck Norris would do. And what Chuck Norris would do is throw his phone into the ocean that then creates a typhoon that will go directly towards whoever offended him even if they live in a landlock state. In other words, don't get into a stupid online argument. There's a lot more to someone's personality and qualifications outside of what occupation they have or have done in the past. Don't be that guy.

[@pheebsbee1280]

I ❤ your jokes about hippies 😂

[@rondorn4331]

See you on board 70K. I am Ron Dorn the author of the 70K Bands app. 70K has never made an app for cruise..so I did. I have been on the cruise 9 years in a row and the app has been on the cruise and improved every year for 8 years! See you on board

[@OGpenguinBTW]

When i watched your history of metal video i laughed my ass off when you made fun of glam metal as it being one of if not my favorite sub-genres of metal

[@anthonycook5238]

IMO , can’t really hate something if you won’t take the time to learn one of there songs , disliking a band all you won’t but it’s kinda lame to hate an artist if you won’t take the time to learn atleats one of there songs as musicians we need to respect each other , but shit talking is fun as long as it’s form an honest place if that makes sense

[@rangersmetalatheist9392]

Ffs... The guy that had a problem with you saying "Motorhead is the greatest band ever" Might as well write a fucking book about how much he disagrees with your opinion. 😂😂😂

[@samueldemos958]

Wyatt metal I can’t wait to your channel up with the great metal KZbin echelon you deserve as much view the metal greats out there fuck these hateful people the don’t understand sarcasm your videos are awesome keep up a great work

[@jubbelidiot]

Damn, I didn't manage to get a comment into the video ... maybe next year

[@OGpenguinBTW]

Well you are the greatest director wyatt

[@wendygreenough3481]

Happy New Year everyone!

[@food223]

people need to take things less seriously, some of my favourite bands are technical death metal bands, people love to make fun of death metal and usually its funny, its music it can be very helpful but its not that serious only concert i got coming up is sanguisugabogg and disentomb, very excited about that one though

[@andyair6969]

Happy New Year Brother!

[@nkazarian]

The extra long comment at 15 minutes was clearly written by someone on the spectrum. Thats not a diss, thats just a fact.

[@wyattsmetal]

100%

[@RT-qd8yl]

Music aside, Europe *does* suck though Happy New Year Wyatt and everyone 🙂🙂

[@deuce1883]

ummm I literally can't believe you didn't talk about that one hate comment on that one video.

[@doktormorgenes]

Metal is metal to me, it's either good metal or shit metal. I'm also amazed at just how stupid people are lol

[@Braden269]

Next time you get a realy drawn out and unnecessary hate comment just give them the pin of shame to show that you don’t gaf

[@elLooto]

Pan who? Oh wait, they had an album _Far Beyond Drivel_ Seriously, Pantera had some good stuff. That wasnt it.

[@elLooto]

14:40 Sorry to inform that gentleman. Motorhead is the greatest. It is a cosmic fact. QED in this year 2024 of our Lord and Savior, Lemmy.

[@stepidedot1210]

u should grow ur hair out for the gits a shiggles and to see how it would turn out. yk like how james hetfield had it before the incident happened

[@TooLameToDie]

"Friends don't let friends cut their hair."

[@henkbenk501]

Whatever they say i love your videos

[@cesear123456]

Keep the videos coming. Ignore the haters🤘

[@Hypnoticc]

LETS GOO

[@GabrieleMeurer]

Congratulations! I only got 4200 subscribers...... but better than none. :)

[@mikaeldk5700]

Pantera has always been overrated because they were an industry plant, and so with commercial success, came all the "fans" who refused to listen to other bands.

[@AvarTyrog]

Congrats

[@ALL_that_ENDS]

I love nobody "likes" this video too not mess with the 666 count.

[@mayorofbagtown9097]

The ratio of people who just watch videos to people who leave comments is very lopsided. The vast majority of people never comment on anything. I think a good percentage of people who DO leave comments have some kind of mental illness. Just a theory but yeah.

[@KovaksAlpha]

WHY PEOPLE HATING ON MY KORN 💔

[@orala2593]

Honestly, you don't need to respond to these losers.

[@NoahJannings]

Pantera is awesome but their fan base sucks ass! They care wayyy to much about you forgetting them in that video.