X-Men Mind Games

Professor X’s powers come into question and Cyclops can’t see anything because his eyes are red because he’s stupid
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[@Solidjj]

i don’t like this one

[@Solidjj]

@Nivonagi for perspective i was away on vacation and was too sick to record anything before i left so i had to come up with something on the fly and edit it on my phone. should’ve just not uploaded anything

[@Solidjj]

@Nivonagi i’m gonna keep it up for the same reason i keep up videos like the annoying orange one, i might not like it but there are people that do so at least it accomplished something

[@GingoldAnimations]

Cmon jj its funny dont be a hater >:(

[@kelownatechkid]

Ah, the struggles of creation

[@counterdopper148]

The video is great and I liked it.

[@junichinekrosama4789]

" I don't even ask for X-Rent." I swear I've heard that line in the comics before 🤣

[@IAmSolblitz]

@@CaelusAstralExpress According to google, that means "if and". "I swear I've if and that line in the comics before". Thank you for coming to my TED Talk, that'll be all.

[@Torthrodhel]

@@CaelusAstralExpress not if you're super immersed. Then it's heard.

[@willjudge3534]

Guys, what are you talking about. it’s not seen or heard, it’s read. you read comic books. “I swear I’ve read that line in the comics before.”

[@elmopihkala402]

Reading requires seeing it first. You can see the text in the book and read it. Hence both is correct

[@natalie6811]

This comment thread is a mess

[@sword4005]

we need a parody series where Professor X really is just a normal guy winging it

[@chimaeraarts]

Even as a normal guy, he is loaded with cash

[@mrgw98]

@@chimaeraarts Okay, now you are describing Batman.

[@jaybrosbarber2751]

Talentless Nana

[@Thepreacher_1]

@@mrgw98 ya man except he's disable

[@mrgw98]

@@Thepreacher_1 That's what he wants you to think.

[@bxtz9800]

"You never cease to amaze me Xavier." That line was delivered so wholesome and it made it even funnier 😂

[@sneezy-e]

He should have called him Charles if you wanted to be true to the source material.

[@JinsainYT]

Isn't he supposed to be a genius? XD

[@reesesbeanses]

@@JinsainYT yeah he’a a genius but he’s also kinda dumb and tbh this level of obliviousness is completely on-brand for Beast

[@WalterLiddy]

This is how people who are duped by 'psychics' in real life act. Usually someone doing a 'cold reading' can guess correctly about 20-30% of the time, and that's enough for most subjects to be amazed by their accuracy.

[@gadoplays8478]

You never cease to amaze me boss!

[@HopeP0H]

Turns out Professor X is a mutant, but his mutation isn’t a cool superpower, it just gave him leg paralysis.

[@leonrobinson8180]

Too soon...

[@aprinnyonbreak1290]

What's your mutant power? I have difficulty seeing the difference between red and green.

[@andyblanton6570]

@@leonrobinson8180 what the hell happened

[@owloko1349]

@@aprinnyonbreak1290 that's my power too lol

[@prophecy5886]

@@owloko1349 my power is that I'm a practical god. I can do almost anything just by thinking about it. I can imagine anything I want.

[@lastassassin4443]

Honestly the amount of mission they were able to pull of using his guessing power alone is a mutant power in of its own

[@Soulraven2735]

His mutant power is luck-based predictions, that use his brain as well as other's around him to subconsciously run any number of scenarios to extremely accurately predict the most likely outcome.

[@lucidnode]

@@Soulraven2735 So... Thinking. His mutant power is thinking. Very very deeply. Absolutely terrifying.

[@CelphTitled7]

@@lucidnode imagine a normal human cant think

[@Soulraven2735]

@@lucidnode It's like a neural AI chess computer, with every new/successful prediction being added to his subconscious database. It also improves itself by taking the most accurate/ common predictions and adjusts future predictions accordingly.

[@m-w-y7325]

basically its what is called simulating a prediction of a scenario, and that's the biggest aim of any advanced AI quantum brain thing anyone wants to make, to predict the outcome of future. Professor X can do it biologically with his brain which pretty much makes him Mutant since he can think that powerfully.

[@casualcyberguy1314]

“X-Mortgage on the X-Mansion. I don’t even ask for X-Rent.” That is my favorite line ever

[@woahblackbettybamalam]

“I dont owe you an X-Planation!”

[@superstarultra28]

Omega level pun right here.

[@SavageSteven883]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gHPWaItordype7s Finally its here.

[@radioactive_wombat4505]

He can't afford it anymore after the x-divorce with his now, x-wife, she took half the x-money

[@georgekal9726]

@@radioactive_wombat4505 Did she also take the X-kids?

[@ComposedSage75]

Beast believing professor X was the icing on the cake of this for me 😂

[@OmniKit]

@Depp. Go find your dad and say finally he's here

[@oVoidhawko]

In my head canon, as soon as spandex huffed away, Beast paid Xavier $5 for proving he didn't need his powers to play mind games

[@reesesbeanses]

He’s the dumbest smart guy ever, just like in the comics

[@aladinocave6599]

He was being sarcastic , you can hear it in the tone of his voice

[@Ken-ru6or]

@@aladinocave6599 no, he wasn't, and if he was it would be significantly less funny. It was an earnest comment and that's why it's funny.

[@starkillersneed]

"What am I thinking about right now?" "Jean Grey's bazongas." "That proves nothing, I am always thinking about that"

[@m-w-y7325]

more like everyone is always thinking about "those"

[@lucifermagne7458]

@@m-w-y7325 I'm always thinkin of Rogue's. Just me? Oh. Maybe it's the southern charm, who knows

[@starkillersneed]

@@lucifermagne7458 Same but her goth version in X-Men: Evolution

[@chanhjohnnguyen1867]

@@lucifermagne7458 the goth version in evolution

[@lucifermagne7458]

@@starkillersneed I prefer her classic version with the headband and the jacket over tight yellow/green spandex

[@DarknetDude]

I love how Solid JJ's a master of both comedy and drama. Things can go from wholesome to hilarious in a matter of seconds.

[@celestialalkaid5721]

not to mention the voice acting. pure gold

[@battleman146]

@Depp. That video for smoothie

[@suckomodedrake9188]

@@battleman146 be more thankful

[@ryanyap2807]

much better than the other voiceover channels like Gianni. Solid JJ has actual enjoyable storylines

[@keiz5052]

@@ryanyap2807 You really trying to start something? For the record, Gianni doesn’t try to make actual storylines, he voices more 21st century humor memes. And Gianni is still JUST as good as JJ, in fact I even like his voice acting a bit more.

[@Carl-ik6yf]

this dudes voice acting is on another level EDIT: commenting on a vid early is the key to likes

[@LUKEYDIE]

@Depp. dont click on this whoever reads its like a smoothie or something

[@KenanVonKaiser]

Not Really He Uses The Same 4 Voices!

[@raincomedown_]

@@KenanVonKaiser oh how wrong you are

[@internetguy7319]

@@raincomedown_ no. he's right. People on the internet will simp any funny man and it's so weird

[@Kilo_Miles]

(Squidward plays his clarinet until doorbell rings) Doctor Gill Gilliam: Yeah, uhh, we're with the pet hospital down the street, and I understand that you have a dying animal on the premises. (Squidward slams door. shellphone rings, Squidward picks it up) Squidward: Hello. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent. Please start after the (plays a foul clarinet note) Squilliam(in left side of a split screen): Sounds like you've got a dying animal to attend to, eh ol' chum? Squidward(on right side of split screen): (gasps) Squilliam Fancyson from band class?! Squilliam: (snooty) I hear you're playing the cash register now. Squidward: Sometimes. Uh, how's the unibrow? Squilliam: It's big and valuable. I'm the leader of a big fancy band now, and we're supposed to play the BUBBLE BOWL next week. Squidward: (stammering) The ba-ba-ba…The ba-ba-ba…The ba-ba-ba... Squilliam: That's right. I'm living YOUR dreams Squidward. The problem is, I'm busy next week and can't make it. So, I was hoping you and your band could cover for us. Squidward: (still stammering) Ohh, uhh, I…I, uhh… Squilliam: I knew it! You don't even have a band! Well, I'll just let you get back to the service industry now. Squidward: HOLD IT! It just so happens that I don't sell fast food, I do have a band, and we're going to play that Bubble Bowl! How do you like that, Fancyboy?! Squilliam: Good luck, next Tuesday. I hope the audience brings lots of…Ibuprofen. (hangs up phone) Squidward: I've got to drum up a marching band fast! Drum…haha…band humor. (screen fades to Bikini Bottomites reading off of band practice flyers) Sandy: Looking to add fulfillment to your dull, dull life? Plankton: Then become part of the greatest musical sensation to ever hit Bikini Bottom. Mrs. Puff: And be forever adored by thousands of people you don't know. Mr. Krabs: Not to mention free refreshments. Larry: Practice begins tonight. 8:30 sharp. (Squidward looks at his watch while driving a canoe car with instruments) Squidward: Stupid music rental clerk made me late. That trilobite didn't know an oboe from an elbow. Elbow, heh, more band humor. [ALL CHATTERING] Squidward: People, people, settle down! Ok, now. How many of you have played musical instruments before? Plankton: Do instruments of torture count? Squidward: No. Patrick: Is mayonnaise an instrument? Squidward: No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. (Patrick raises his hand again) Horse radish is not an instrument, either. (Patrick lowers his hand) That's fine. No one has experience. Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you. (laughs) Mr. Krabs: When do we get the free food? Squidward: Ok, try to repeat after me. (Squidward plays 6 notes) Brass section, go. (brass section repeats) Good. Now the wind. (wind section repeats) And the drums. (drum players, including SpongeBob, misunderstand what Squidward means, so they blow on their drum sticks, which blow out and stick Squidward to the wall) Too bad that didn't kill me. (Next scene) Let's just try stepping in rhythm. Now I want everyone to stand in straight rows of five. SpongeBob: Is this the part where we start kicking? Squidward: No, SpongeBob, that's a chorus line. Patrick: Kicking?! I want to do some kicking! (Patrick kicks Sandy in her leg ) Sandy: Ow! Why, you…! (dust cloud of beatings appears with Sandy jumping at Patrick, which then goes out an open door, which then closes) [PATRICK YELLS OUTSIDE] Patrick: Whoever's the owner of a white sedan, you left your lights on. (Patrick walks in with his head and torso seperated by a trombone, his head in the horn, then plays a tune with a series of A and B-flats. When he sits down, he plays a loud blare as the trombone slide goes down and opens his mouth, then when the note is over, he looks down with his head straight) Narrator: Day two. (band walking down a street playing) Squidward: Okay, that's perfect everybody. Bubble Bowl here we come. Flag twirlers, really spin those things. Okay, turn. Flag twirlers, let's go. I wanna see some spinning. Flag twirlers let's move!!! C'mon, move!!! (flag twirlers spin fast and fly into the air and explode when running into a blimp. Trumpet player plays "Taps", then Squidward lies down on street, curled up in a ball) Narrator: Day three. Squidward: How's that harmonica solo coming, Plankton? Plankton: It's tremendous! Ya wanna see? {runs to his harmonica and plays the first note. Runs along and plays another note. Runs down and plays three notes at the same time. He gets tired and walks slowly to another note. Has trouble playing it. Falls down and spreads saliva} Narrator: Day four. Squidward: Well, this is our last night together before the show. And I know that none of you improved since we began… (Patrick chews on a trumpet) …but I have a theory. People talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? Plankton: (loudly) CORRECT!! Squidward: So, if we play loud, people might think we're good. Everybody ready? { Everybody gets their instuments ready}And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, four! (Instantly a piercing loud horrible sound from the instruments breaks the windows apart and causes a small earthquake. Squidward's face is deformed like a Picasso painting and his baton breaks in half.) Okay, new theory..... Maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us. Harold: (Australian accent) Well, maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't try to play with big, meaty claws! Mr. Krabs: What did you say, punk?! Harold: (Angrily) BIG, MEATY CLAWS! Mr. Krabs: (Turns his eyes in anger) Well, these claws ain't just for attracting mates. Harold: Bring it on, old man! Bring it on! SpongeBob: No, people. Let's be smart and bring it off. Nancy: Oh ho, so now the talking cheese is going to preach to us. [ALL ARGUING] Squidward: Wait, wait. I know tensions are high. (everyone gets into a fight. Pilar and Larry are yelling at each other. Medley slams a drum on him.) There's a deposit on the equipment, people! (everyone uses their instruments as weapons. Mr. Krabs and Harold charge with clarinets like a joust but they slow down as Mrs. Puff slams them with cymbals.) Settle down, please. (Sandy and Frank are fighting. Sandy destroys Frank's xylophone by chopping it with a drum stick and he runs away. Patrick furiously kicks Sandy, and Sandy glares, turns red and snarls before grabbing a trombone. Patrick screams and runs off as Sandy chases him and the clock sounds at 10 and everyone stops fighting.) Fred: Hey, class is over! (they all walk to the door making up their fight where Squidward slams them open) Squidward: Well, you did it. You took my one chance at happiness and crushed it. Crushed it into little tiny, bite-size pieces. I really had expected better of you people. I guess I'm a loser for that, too. Don't bother showing up tomorrow. I'll just tell them you all died in a marching accident. So, thanks, thanks for nothing. Patrick: You're welcome. SpongeBob: What kind of monsters are we? That poor creature came to us in his hour of need, and we failed him. Squidward's always been there for us when it was convenient for him. Evelyn, when your little Jimmy was trapped in a fire, who rescued him? Evelyn: A firemen. SpongeBob: And Larry, when your heart failed out from all those tanning pills, who revived you? Larry: Some guy in an ambulance. SpongeBob: Right. So, if we can all just pretend that Squidward was a fireman, or a guy in an ambulance, then I'm sure that we can all pull together and discover what it truly means: to be in a marching band. Harold: Yeah, for the fireman! All: Hooray! SpongeBob: Now let's make Squidward proud. A-one, a-two, a-skiddleydiddleydoo. (At Bubble Bowl) Squidward: I knew this was going to happen. They're just going to have to find another band to play. I just hope that… (sees Squilliam) …SQUILLIAM DOESN'T FIND OUT! SQUILLIAM!! AH! What are you doing here? Squilliam: (laughs) I just wanted to watch you blow it. So, where's your band? Squidward: Um, they couldn't come. They…died. Squilliam: Then who's that? Squidward: AH! THAT WOULD BE MY BAND! SpongeBob: We're ready to perform, Squidward. Squilliam: Well, Squiddy, this is exactly how I pictured your band with look. (SpongeBob dances while flicking his tongue back and forth) Squidward: That's his…eager face. (Squilliam laughs. They all go into the Bubble Bowl) Squidward: Well, I guess this will be the last time I can show my face in this town. SpongeBob: That's the spirit, Squidward. (bowl raises above a football field) Football Announcer: Ok, football fans. Put your hands together for the Bikini Bottom SuperBand!!!!! (crowd cheers) Patrick: These are some ugly looking fish. SpongeBob: Maybe we're in those toxic waste dumps. Mr. Krabs: I think I'm gonna be sick. Squidward: (Nervously) Ok, everybody. Let's get this over with. One, two, three, four... (Several band members play trumpets for a short time) (Music: "Sweet Victory") (SpongeBob begins singing) [SINGING] The winner takes all, it's the thrill of one more kill. The last one to fall will never sacrifice their will. Don't ever look back on the wind closing in. The only attack were their wings on the wind. Oh, the daydream begins. And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And it's ours for the taking, it's ours for the fight, in the sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And the world is ours to follow. Sweet, sweet, sweet victory. (Squilliam is shocked at the band's success and Squidward looks at Squilliam in an evil and smug way causing Squilliam to be scared. Squidward as he makes rock star moves, Squilliam passes out of a heart attack and Squidward waves good bye to him as medical doctors take him away in the distance. Squidward jumps into the air, delighted that he has a great band)

[@codybaird4811]

The only way this could be better is if it was revealed he not only lied about being a mutant but also lied about being paralyzed lol

[@carlinataylor93]

Being in a wheelchair aint half bad tho. For example you can drive over peoples shoes and say it was on accident and they wont do a damn thing. What could they even do? Punch a man in a wheelchair?

[@sorandavidakinlami9778]

@@carlinataylor93 menace

[@stanleyholmes1266]

And why not? Motorized wheelchair, people move out of the way for you; and if you stumble "forced to stand" it's because you're feeling those pins and needles when you try to move from sitting so long. Oh, and you also get the extra large bathroom stall and if people are mean to you you can say it's because they're biased against the disabled.

[@josiaharaki7310]

I do believe that was the punchline of the Studio C parody.

[@desadograisedrobot515]

Imagine Cyclops leaving to tell he was a fake and he just stood up and knocked him out.

[@zlosov5817]

knowing comics, and knowing marvel, I'm willing to bet that's actually a canon plotline where Xavier just uses some Super Science to fake Telepathy

[@cosmicmcmoon5773]

I mean somewhere in the Marvel Multiverse this must be canon lol

[@gerbentime4175]

@@cosmicmcmoon5773 infinite possibilities and all that crap

[@andrewofarkansas2121]

Agents of Shield did it, but it was a guy pretending to be an inhuman for PR purposes

[@TheMatthardyv1]

Hey if they can make moira mctaggert a mutant (which ruins a fundemental part of her character) than Xavier could be a human winging it. It won't first or last time they ruin his character.

[@ishigami5071]

Nooooooooooo

[@ProtoMario]

Honestly, he has the power of bar tricks.

[@SeaBear_Live]

Dad?!

[@jacobhero1577]

Father?

[@edvydevalon8684]

Mother?

[@jacobhero1577]

@@edvydevalon8684 Daughter?!

[@ArtoriasGaming0516]

Son?!

[@YowLife]

Cyclops: "Can you really be the leader of a mutant team if you're not a mutant?" Xavier: "Well Batman is the leader of the Justice League and he's not Super powered." Cyclops: "Yeah, but...he's Batman."

[@AdarshKumar-nj7rp]

I thought they ruled out Batman being the leader last time.

[@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr]

@@AdarshKumar-nj7rp , I’ve always felt that Martian Manhunter should have been the main leader of the Justice League if they don’t want a child like SHAZAM leading the Justice League, and Superman has poor leadership skills as much as Batman and Wonder Woman do too.

[@Ainsley_the_meat_rubber]

@@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr well its not like they need a leader, since they are all professional heroes.

[@Ainsley_the_meat_rubber]

@@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr also when did Shazam get in the justice league? why is he even there?

[@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr]

@@Ainsley_the_meat_rubber , SHAZAM has been apart of the Justice League since the New 52 and Rebirth comics.

[@edward4840]

I love how this implies he's managed to just fake it since Scott was a child. Like this has been 20+ years of lying and he's only just been caught

[@Skitz6969]

"let's see how long I can mess with all these idiots lol"

[@lanterncorpsedits4104]

“We do a little bit of trolling”

[@ComicalRealm]

"My personal theory as to why Xavier isn't classified as an Omega level mutant is because he actively holds himself back all the time. He has the potential to be an Omega level mutant but stops himself from reaching his max potential. " - Groot

[@nicholasjohnston1970]

Groot?

[@mrditkovich1587]

@@nicholasjohnston1970 yeah groot can in some storys talk

[@adriflux7704]

@@nicholasjohnston1970 Literally my brain

[@ryanbauer3680]

So in others words...'I am Groot'?

[@magma41158]

Telepathy is pretty busted

[@brennansmith3343]

“What am I thinking about right now?” “Rouge’s thighs” “Damn he’s good”

[@FallenHalo000]

Logan: *kool-aid man's wall, but fucking scary* I BASICALLY ADOPTED HER IN A MOVIE!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!

[@spider-man500]

Scott: "What am I thinking about right now?" Xavier: "Rogue naked" Scott: "Bruh, the whole team is thinking about that." Gambit: "Exact-wait WHAT?!" Scott: "Oh shi-" *Gets fucking killed by Gambit*

[@Yahtzeh]

Er Rouge is a bat Rogue is the Marvel character

[@BlueberryHuonsu]

@@Yahtzeh Rougeman

[@greenweeaboo8924]

@Alexander Capanov now if only there was a way for jean to take or use rouge`s powers to have her thighs so they both can be thicc as hell?

[@shadowki5687]

Cyclops: can you really be the leader of a mutant team if you're not a mutant? Batman: lemme tell you why that's bullshit

[@HarshDude126]

But Batman has the greatest superpower of all; plot armor.

[@doom2183]

That's batshit*

[@NatrixNate]

@@HarshDude126 all superheroes have plot armor because they don't die when they really should have or if they do they get revived in a year

[@randomm928]

@@NatrixNate I agree but batman's plot armor is on another level. He pulls off superhuman feats and makes it out of situations even superheroes can't because he's BATMAN.

[@NatrixNate]

@@randomm928 true but recently I've been seeing a lot of street level characters pulling off superhuman feats. In comics most human characters are somehow superhuman when they're in team up books where they face high levels threats. When they go back to their own comic run they revert to street level where they can get tagged by normal thugs. It's not just a batman thing.

[@rozasupreme]

"OK, then what am I thinking right now Charles?" "You're having doubtful thoughts about me being a mutant." ... "Holy fuck you're good."

[@Hei_Darkfire]

I'm kind of surprised Professor X didn't say that. It would have fit and been accurate.

[@justsomegoosewithinterneta4199]

I dunno man. Should've let him continue. Maybe he was gonna levitate the cards or something. You never know

[@lucifermagne7458]

Nah that'd be Jean grey

[@gerbentime4175]

@@lucifermagne7458 jean and Charles have basically the same powerset, on top of that, Jean is an omega level telepath.

[@lucifermagne7458]

@@gerbentime4175 I'm aware, it's just Jean uses her telekinesis way more often than Charles does.

[@seokkyunhong8812]

I was kinda weirded out why Charles has telepathy and that's it when every psychic in the series weaker than him usually get every aspect of mental powers

[@beastwarsFTW]

With his power set it would have ended with the card changing is his hand because he changing how Scot saw it.

[@-Triple-]

JJ putting out banger after banger. Love the content. Keep it up.

[@KenanVonKaiser]

@Depp. Get A Life!

[@kylebooface6359]

You could say JJ is posting _SOLID_ bangers?

[@edwardgaines6561]

The voices here aren't very good though.

[@-Triple-]

@@edwardgaines6561 It's not always about the voices. It's about sending a message.

[@karimhussein3610]

@@edwardgaines6561 ya honestly if all the voices were monotone it'd be just as good, the dialouge makes it.

[@ufofighter16]

"How can you lead the X-Men if you're not really a mutant?" is so funny coming from Cyclops considering him leading mutantkind while hiding that he'd lost his powers was an actual plot line in one of the comics

[@satanbrony9235]

Was it an interesting story or just a good plot-line/premise?

[@LupineShadowOmega]

That doesn't stop it from also being relevant to the time Storm who had lost her powers, defeated him in battle for leadership of the X-men.

[@JonatasAdoM]

@@LupineShadowOmega Wait, the xmen fight now to decide who gets to lead? Mean, Professor X is screwed.

[@LupineShadowOmega]

@@JonatasAdoM For field leader yeah. Isn't even the only time it has happened. Plus you could argue that Xavier leaving after Deadly Genesis was definitely because Scott had won. XD

[@dr.strangebat9397]

Just imagine Professor X trying to pull this stunt on Dr. Strange while seated in the Illuminati.

[@numberstheidiot]

I like your funny words magic man

[@naiiin6949]

Trying to trick the sorcerer with a magic trick is beautiful

[@nocturnal7345]

Now I'm scared. They might pull another Ralph Bonner on us.

[@JonatasAdoM]

This reminds me of something somewhere

[@thetruth45678]

Ah, but imagine if Dr. Strange was also just faking. And Strange thought Xavier could tell, so he always backs Xavier's nonsense hoping to win him over so he doesn't tell Tony. Meanwhile, Xavier fears that Strange can see through his charade, so he's always going over the top with his bravado, hoping that he can win the crowd in case Strange decides to expose him. Xavier's inner monologue: "Shit! Strange is starring at me again. Okay Chuck. Go big or go home." Xavier: "Ahhhh! Something... Something is... COMING! I-I can't.. Ahhhhhrgh!" Dr. Strange's inner monologue: "Shit! Xavier's wigging out! Stay calm, Stevo. Act likeyou knew somethong was coming all along." Dr. Strange: "He's right. I have been monitoring this across dimmensions for some time. It is very close now." Tony: "Well, what is it?" Dr. Strange and Xavier's inner monologues: "Shit!" Xavier: "It's... complicated." Dr. Strange: "Yes! And ... uh, dark!" Xavier: "Super dark. Like, not even a rainbow in the dark." Tony: "Diabolical!" ... Tony: "We're still down to yeet the Hulk, right?" Dr. Strange: "Oh yeah." Xavier: "Totally." T'Chala: "Fuck'em!" Reed: "We'd better be. I spent my whole Saturday afternoon building that rocket." ... Cap: "Wait, what?"

[@eskealefrem9541]

Xavier has actually mindreading powers. He is just fucking with Scott. He Telepathly told his bro Beast that he needs his help with that and of course he helped.

[@abigails4088]

I can see both this, and the original, as being equally acceptable endings to a SJJ comic book video XD gets halfway back to his room and X starts talking to him in his mind "Scott come back, I need you" gets back down there, X and Beast are in "deep conversation" and pretend to have no idea what Scott wants XD

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

Don't let this distract you from the fact that Magneto gets defeated by a wooden gun, regardless of being one of the most powerful Marvel villains.

[@thiagodeandrade7081]

Well, he couldn't use his powers on it, so, you see, he had no chance.

[@battlesheep2552]

And even after the trick was revealed he didn't just kill everyone with his magnetism powers which were still very much intact

[@ryanbauer3680]

Wood?! A wooden gun?! Granted John Dillinger pulled off the same thing. While in prison...with a room full of guards.

[@ttgb2990]

He didn’t get defeated by a wooden gun. He was *broken* by it

[@MisterCasket]

Modern version would be a 3D printed gun..

[@larrypoppins6273]

"What am I thinking about right now?" "Psylocke's ass" "I never doubted you for a second professor."

[@jacobp7037]

Scott: "Prove your a mutant." Xavier: "I wiped your memory of me sending your second younger brother on a suicide mission." Scott: "Oh... I need to take a walk." Xavier: "By the way stop mind fucking Emma, every psychic within a ten mile radius can hear it."

[@sbddoessomething275]

COPY

[@JonatasAdoM]

My God, Xavier must have needed strong headache medicine during school

[@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123]

@Oren Black wolverine: yeah how do you think I feel about that?!!???

[@aidanshea5942]

This is funny because canonically Scott has developed a resistance to having his mind read so that Jean can't read it.

[@VideoAlone]

For a second I thought it was gonna end with Scott leaving, and then Xavier would reveal himself as Mystique, whose purpose is to disguise as Professor X to make him look incompetent

[@JonatasAdoM]

She posed as Xavier in Evolution for a while, which shows they really trust the professor. Also, wow, that's a plot twist.

[@abigails4088]

@@JonatasAdoM Evolution was so underrated--- it wasn't a great "X men" story... but if you ignore the origin material and just take it at face value, it's really a good show.

[@VladyO]

In the immortal words of Katherine Pyde: "Professor Xavier is a *JERK* "

[@mqfii8992]

Xavier has been shown to use his telepathy In the comics to either influence or downright brainwash the members of the X-Men. Like that one time he made everyone forget there were this entire squad of teammates who were stranded on a living island, leaving no hope of them to be rescued and be essentially left for dead. So it's 120% possible everything here, including the news Cyclops saw, Is just Xavier trolling Scott because he was bored.

[@LordTyph]

Okay, what's the context on that one? Was it a case of 'cutting my losses now so I don't lose anyone else'?

[@sarafontanini7051]

@@LordTyph there is a WEIRD period of time where writers tried to make Xavier way more morally dubious at best and an outright anti-villain at worst for some reason.

[@LordTyph]

@@sarafontanini7051 ...I have one question and one question only- why?

[@mqfii8992]

@@LordTyph Yeah, something like that. He said that he couldn't afford to lose any more of his precious students and knew they would try and rescue this team, regardless of his orders. And so the mind wipes happened. The best part? However long has passed since that, pretty much the whole team was rescued BY ACCIDENT when the main team stumbled upon the island.

[@Falcovsleon21]

@@LordTyph Because Marvel keeps giving storylines to the biggest hacks in the industry. 5 bucks says that storyline was written by Brian Michael Bendis.

[@hesitant1757]

"You never cease to amaze me Xavier" Got me off guard XD

[@bored9062]

"you have a strong opinion on a thing" "You never cease to amaze me" I'm dead🤣

[@muzosh]

What was his opinion?

[@ThermalVoid]

@@muzosh It was a very strong one.

[@Aceshot-uu7yx]

@@muzosh rouge was not the best girl and thst title belongs to storm.

[@DanielLCarrier]

I see no reason the leader of mutants has to be a mutant. He's not fighting. You don't need mutant powers to lead. Though telepathy certainly helps.

[@odditiesmaybe]

I knew what that sudden dramatic shift in tone was going to lead into. I was waiting at the edge of my seat. But what I didn't expect was a realistic hand rising into frame with a deck of cards lmao Solid JJ never misses.

[@idrinkdiesel8451]

Genuinely thought he was gonna get out of the wheelchair and run off

[@MyVanir]

He's not a Joestar.

[@VanTesla]

The implications for Magneto to me is more insane given he "protects" himself with his helmet specifically because of Xavier. So he fully believes in the charade even though a super genius or he is in on it like a long con joke.

[@theretrogameryt926]

He's a Magician But a Mutant At heart ❤

[@theretrogameryt926]

@Depp. what?

[@ryanbauer3680]

@@theretrogameryt926 He's a view troll.

[@theretrogameryt926]

@@ryanbauer3680 ahhhh thanks

[@kacktustoo]

It's also funny to imagine Xavier just trolling everyone even though he does in fact have telepathy

[@juliiju0484]

Ok but seriously imagine how dark it would be if the whole mutant cause was a fraud and Xavier was just a bald millionaire who decided to finance young people with powers and gain fame. edit:I'm not saying that a premise of a man with money and without powers leading other heroes with powers (those are the fucking avengers and the justice league) is dark, but that the dark part would come from the fact that he lied about being a mutant and all that. Although there is a confusing part about that in the video, but I just wanted to clarify

[@Nico_com_c]

@@whatsacone Yeah but people's modern mindset is: you have money = evil

[@captaindonut5240]

It wouldnt be that big of a deal, except the x men really need xavier

[@LuckyBird551]

Isn't that just The Umbrella Academy?

[@sesereddead465]

@@whatsacone considering how many members of the xmen have died in the past, I’d say it’s pretty dark.

[@saechiru6750]

@@Nico_com_c More like if you have excessive money and are not using it to help people

[@LiamAnthony_]

"Oh no! Magneto has some, um, special helmet, that, blocks my telepathic powers! It must be made with some, um, magic mind blocking metal!"

[@Sollace]

0:45 "How about the power of finance?" Being rich can certainly be a superpower. Citation: Batman.

[@Cloverpotato]

Or a more marvel citation: classic Ironman.

[@radiokaizo]

Magneto: Charles are you telling me I use this helmet all this years for nothing!? Xavier: Well, it works with others psykers, like Jean, for example. Jean: Magneto grab a card.

[@IamBean334]

"Can you even really be the leader of a mutant team if you're not a mutant" *Batman visibly shaking*

[@VladyO]

I just realized it's very easy to pass this as Mystique.

[@seanhogan91]

There needs to be a part 2 where Cyclops tries to expose him now, but xavier uses Jean as the example, and knows everything about her because he is secretly into her (per the comics) and actually just has a bunch of cameras set up.

[@Xyb3rAnims]

"Here in my hand is a deck of cards" "goddamnit"

[@elijahtaylor2015]

I love the implication that for literal decades, professor X was just some regular dude in a wheelchair who not only convinced a bunch of mutants that he was one of them, but inserted himself as their leader and proceeded to teach THEM how to use their powers by just winging it, and is now only getting caught because of some tabloid

[@jack-exzolt9858]

"You never cease to amaze me Xavier." Knowing Beast, I can tell this was unadulterated sarcasm.

[@moodieboymusic4376]

This is the most likeable Cyclops I’ve seen since X-Men Evolution

[@andyblanton6570]

"What am I thinking about right now?" "Whether or not I'm a mutant."

[@DJPrimeAmvs]

His mutant power isn't being psychic...it's being a troll

[@williamfalls]

Professor X be like: "Uhh... I sense a potential mutant in the uh..." *pulls out a mini globe and spins it to point at a random part of the planet* "THERE! Everyone go there and search for the mutant. Yes. There's a few potential allies there."

[@loopertrooper2134]

dang the new multiverse of madness looking fire

[@sithrulezz423]

He seems like a very powerful mutant to me!

[@spaciousflame]

A very competent conman.

[@TheL0rd0fSpace]

I love how Xavier kept talking about the deck of card game even after the panel switched.

[@steeledminer616]

I mean even if he WASN'T A mutant.... Such good leadership and resource management is still an amazing set of skills to have for his position.

[@pablocks2826]

Ciclops: Yeah but, can you really be the leader of a mutant team if you are not a mutant? Professor: Oh you really don't want to go on that way

[@jadedthesnake]

wolverine :well he’s got a point there professor x:yeah well what good are mutant powers if there weakness outweigh them ten fold

[@modman287]

I love how I'm technically a mutant because of my double joints in my hands and feet (the left ones broken though from one of my many x-ventures) and all I have to do to prove it is wriggle and snap them around until someone politely asks me to stop.

[@boggzar]

this is goofy ahh

[@baaa838]

ahuck

[@Anonymous-zd1ow]

😕

[@hipsterghidorah6317]

"What about Jean, though, sir? She can read minds, right? Maybe she should lead the X-Men?" "I mean, yeah. But, come on, Cyclops! She's a woma-" *Cuts to Xavier crying on Magneto's lap* "I never wanted to run their stupid school for mutants, anyways!"

[@amoralmarker6503]

The way the cards just slide into the frame is hilarious

[@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785]

Beast's immediate approval of Xavier's "mind reading" really is a discredit to Hank McCoy's so called "superior intelligence". Maybe he should keep reading Animal Farm and looking at the pictures to see if he has any relatives in there. Scott's "Goddammit" at the end, although predictable.... still had me 🤣🤣🤣

[@Tzgrey77]

Man Cyclops is so quick, that he changed outfits multiple times

[@eu29lex16]

Scott : Are you a mutant? /Xavier :I identify as one!

[@thelgiver5844]

Imagine if instead of another party trick he just made Cyclops forget the whole conversation.

[@jonsku6662]

"I have mutant powers, I swear!" "Well what kind of powers?" "I have a very high persuasion skill, I just mostly use them to make people think I have psychic powers" "Yet not seduce anyone on the team?" "Don't be ridiculous! I'm not low enough to try anything like that!" >_> "..." "... Okay, and also because I'm crippled.. happy?"

[@MyVanir]

Reminds me of "My super power is mind reading. I can read my own thoughts."

[@richardshipe4576]

"can you lead a mutant team if you're not a mutant?" "Oh what's next, a doctor can't treat cancer unless he has it?"

[@maridiancrest243]

And to think, Magneto was fooled by this man? I'm just imagining it right now Magneto being amazed by his powers and declaring how worthy he is of being a rival. To the point of putting on a helmet to avoid mind reading and Proffesor X tella him the helmet works cementing his belief in his powers

[@drake52]

ok but magneto was tricked with a wooden gun once so

[@owlmage]

He was Lex Luthor the whole time, I knew it! He's just using the mutants on his mad quest to find Kryptonite! Or you know insert funny idea here.

[@jonpower9728]

Cyclops' many pockets on his costume doesn't level up to how deep Xavir's pockets are with how he finances this team.

[@naiiin6949]

I've always found it funny that he has all those pockets but never uses anything other than his powers, it's like he saw cable running around with a million pockets and said "hey that looks cool, i want that"

[@jonpower9728]

@@naiiin6949 Another example of the father trying to copy what his kids are doing to stay cool.

[@naiiin6949]

@@jonpower9728 damn i didn't even think of it that way, that makes it infinitely more funny XD

[@JonatasAdoM]

@@naiiin6949 All those pockets are for the tissue paper he carries to keep forever cleaning his visor

[@stevengreen9536]

Wolverine: What am i thinking about right now!? Prof. Xavier: Jean Grey naked. Wolverine: Well you don't have to be a mind reader to know that bub. Cyclops: HEY!!!

[@grom4games]

Pulling off different voices for each character is an achievement all on it's own and very convincing...

[@WayfaringMerchant]

he is like the batman of the x-men lol

[@Kolbatsu]

Cerebro is actually just Xavier googling "mutants" on his phone. Everything is for show.

[@chuongtrinh3852]

Cyclop: "can you even be the leader of a mutant team if you're not a mutant?" Xavier: "oh you really don't wanna go down that route"

[@jerrysaen]

X-rent Damn, Xavier is such a good X-Landlord

[@yeetthechild5481]

Love this vids man makes me smile all the time

[@bunnybeer]

Xavier: easy, you(scott) are thinking of jean’s moist cake in that tight yellow spandex suit she wears

[@crabcreations4458]

The “ok one more chance” line was good i expected it to end then but then he says “in my hand is a deck of cards” that was good then the “god damit”

[@mellosus1632]

"Professor, are you really a mutant." "I know, the sauce." "What do you mean by sauce professor?" "Sauce: Trust me bro."

[@madmanwebster94]

The build-up always makes me bust up laughing

[@GG-hm1qs]

bruh your channel is so good Keep it up

[@chrism7653]

"Scott, I paid for everything, even your X'-girlfriend"

[@marwansobhy7050]

The Xavier voice acting was genuinely so good what the fuck

[@tskmaster3837]

"I'd like a volunteer from the audience. Mr. Beast, we don't know one another, right?" "Depends if I get a pass on Ethics next semester." "Depends on the next thing out of your hairy mouth, boy." That went places.

[@naiiin6949]

But beast is a teacher, not a student

[@mampiisaotaku]

I just discovered your videos. They are so funny. Can't stop watching them right now🤣🤣

[@Khyon521]

The disappointment in the “god dammit” is hilarious 🤣

[@Yabuturtle]

Juggernaut isn't even a mutant, but he worked with Magneto and other mutants.

[@No_one00000]

Dude I found a couple of your videos loved them didn’t know it was form the same person found your channel yesterday and subscribed dude your so fricking funny I have watched and it read these shows and comics and I love your voice acting that fits the characters so well 😂

[@nickbond6447]

Solid JJ, you have found a nice rhythm now. Subscribed!

[@Mike-ro5xn]

"I don't even ask for X-Rent" (0:52) is such a gold line because of how casually it's thrown in there and easily missable.

[@johnfink9208]

The smile on beasts face is priceless.

[@donaldrogers6560]

I always look forward to these, and they never disappoint.

[@apoorvpatil1346]

Dude, these are super funny! Nice work:)

[@kaiser741]

Funny because somewhere in the vastness of the multiverse this has got to be real 😂

[@tajklair]

He never ceases to amaze me

[@strassboom2612]

Another amazing post!

[@hummingbird_saltalamakia]

Bro, your content is gold.