Professor X's Last Resort

[@VoiceoverRequiem]

Scott Summers? SS? Makes you think….

[@TeutonicEmperor1198]

If that is true, wouldn't Cyclops know about it? I mean he would have been just there!

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

Scott Summers was secretly a Nazi...

[@dogeboithedoomslayer]

No…couldn’t be…

[@Deathmare235]

Wait was that the reason for the joke cause how tf did they manage to see that

[@Deathmare235]

@@TeutonicEmperor1198he’s too young to see it and his people who did see it would deny it

[@kekero540]

“Do your worst” (Immediately does his worst) “How could you do this to me?”

[@AgnesBooth-zu7tw]

He asked for it.

[@peterstoric6560]

To be fair, few people would think that “making you relive the entirety of the holocaust” within seconds is on the table

[@cyberninjazero5659]

​@peterstoric6560 to be even more fair, he is fully aware he is attacking a telepath. I feel like he had the necessary prep time for this (also isn't the helmet supposed to make it impossible?)

[@mat8791]

@@cyberninjazero5659 The helmet thing is just a movie addition, back then the helmet just looked cool and that was it. Xavier didn't fight Magneto much back then due to that.

[@letsget100subswithoutconte4]

@@peterstoric6560when you try to kill someone I think it is

[@willowthompson9220]

Wolverine going “argh fuckin holocaust!” With the same energy as someone who just got sand thrown in their eyes makes me double over laughing every time.

[@rocketpigrecords3719]

"Pocket holocaust!"

[@willowthompson9220]

@@rocketpigrecords3719 😂😂😂😂

[@_JaiSss_]

Really feels like he's been there before with Xavier :D

[@willowthompson9220]

@@_JaiSss_ Well, Wolverine was born in the 1800’s and did fight in WW2 with captain America and Bucky. Hell he fought in every major conflict of the 20th century. That mental attack might actually just have been like throwing sand in his eyes at that point.

[@kekero540]

Bros been alive for like 300 years he’s seen things just as bad done to Native Americans.

[@AdrianShephardOpposing]

''AHH FUCKIN' HOLOCAUST'' he sounds like professor xavier's done this before at random and is just annoyed

[@pablosanz605]

you need to test weapons

[@Kayriel]

Oh, no. That's because Wolverine was a soldier in WW2. He also experienced the Holocaust.

[@CyanRooper]

​@@pablosanz605As funny as what you said is, it does make me wonder how Wolverine never went insane from all of the pain he experienced over the course of his long ass life. Deadpool is similar but he's actually insane so it's a miracle how Wolverine still has his sanity intact.

[@pablosanz605]

@@CyanRooper i think he is insane, i mean, no sane person has no fear to pain or death, he is just insane in a diferent way than deadpool

[@davedavedave0118]

​@@CyanRooperWolverine does actually get downtime, however meager, between his moments of suffering, you know, besides temporarily dying every now and again. Deadpool meanwhile, is in a constant state of pain, friendlessness and life contrived to be as miserable and lonely as possible depending on the writer. Also the brainwashing, that too.

[@trollster7133]

I love how his last resort quickly turned into his favorite party trick.

[@fenrirunshackled4319]

Well, using your favorite party trick against your archenemy is kinda a last resort.

[@Mygg_Jeager]

​@@fenrirunshackled4319 LOL

[@BeavisSaves]

He's clearly used this enough that he forgot where he got it from. That has to be a large number.

[@ano_nym]

@@fenrirunshackled4319 underrated XD

[@ButFirstHeLitItOnFire]

Fun Fact: Like Captain America and the rest of WW2, the core of Magneto’s character is so entrenched in his experiences with The Holocaust that it’s made it borderline impossible to change his origin story up to “keep up with the times” so to speak… And consequently, it’s also made him one of the oldest and most continuously practiced and experienced Mutants in Marvel (Both in comics time and in Real Life time).

[@alfalldoot6715]

Does that mean we'll have to start putting Magneto in an ice cube as to explain how he's still alive?

[@jasonkeith2832]

@@alfalldoot6715 They'll put his brain in a Sentinel body, and he'll reinforce it with the metal his helmet is made of.

[@patron7906]

Disney actually has a good idea, Magneto will be a bipoc youth in the 1960s Kentucky, which is as difficult and horrific as the Holocaust was, if not actually worse.

[@ginnybrown3090]

@@alfalldoot6715 prolly how he'll be introduced to the mcu anyway, or some other sort of time warpy reason

[@Deathmare235]

@@patron7906but he’s white

[@jokerz7936]

Charles tried this on the Red Skull and he just smiled.

[@trevalyan006]

"Ja... Good times >:) "

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

"We find lots of things in attics." "Holy shit..." "I meant _antiques!_ The Juden were our Führer's obsession, not mine. _Anne Frankly_ I'm insulted by the insinuation."

[@Off-with-a-bang]

​@@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 Holy shit,on a shit sandwich.. You made me choke on my beer from reading your comment,damn that reference 🤣

[@Chris-cf6ul]

​@@Off-with-a-bang oh god is this tristan

[@spectra5407]

@@Chris-cf6ul Hellsing Ultimate Abriged

[@Judgement_Kazzy]

I love the idea of Xavier just collecting the various traumatic memories he's seen and setting them aside to use as a psychic flashbang in battle.

[@cormano64]

Love the title of "psychic flashbang" for this kind of attack, never read it expressed like that but it makes perfect sense.

[@cheesemanmaster]

psychic flashbang, amazing

[@hyperionofhyperness1883]

​@@cormano64gonna use that for later

[@nathanpierce7681]

that's awesome, what would be a psychic molotov then

[@ReigoVassal]

That's sounds like a very interesting way of fight. Unfortunately I only know one character who do something like that.

[@jnerdsblog]

"You made me relive the entirety of the Holocaust like I was actually there!" "Oh how would you know that." "BECAUSE I WAS ACTUALLY THERE!" fukken gold.

[@adarkwind4712]

Always has been. Far as im aware anyway thats been his backstory. ​@fedorsilva7687

[@TheRedMage01]

​​@fedorsilva7687He was made Jewish back in 1981 during the Claremont run of Uncanny X-Men and it's been part of his backstory since.

[@NguyenMinh-vs1vm]

@@adarkwind4712nah, in his first iteration during the Silver Age he’s a generic racial supremacist villain, imagine Hitler but with magnetism powers. But then in Bronze Age they salvaged him and retconned him into being a Jewish survivor of the Holocaust.

[@marcus2431]

​@@NguyenMinh-vs1vm I thought he was Romani

[@TheRedMage01]

​@@marcus2431That's Doctor Doom

[@Huggbees]

Xavier's Holocaust Beam™ should become canon to X-Men lore.

[@amanbirbthe4th967]

It already is. Xavier forcing people to relieve the holocaust is a real thing that he did in the comics.

[@ReardensmolhauzLLargo]

​@@amanbirbthe4th967 Jesus Christ lmao

[@lucillefrancois150]

This is from X-Men season 1 episode 4 where Xavier makes Magneto relive the holocaust

[@garuelx8627]

​@lucillefrancois150 Deadly Reunions. I had a couple vhs episodes that began with Stan Lee commentary as a kid. I didn't even know what the HoloC was back then but I still thought "Wtf, Chuck? That's cold blooded for someone preaching peace all the time..."

[@charleshaskell2056]

YOU

[@brandontherabboat4850]

Cyclops being a Holocaust denier wasn’t something I saw coming.

[@Deathmare235]

S cott S ummers

[@F1Krazy]

Me neither, but when Xavier used the Holocaust attack on him and it did absolutely nothing I howled with laughter because I knew immediately what was coming

[@Gloomdrake]

@@Deathmare235cott ummers, huh? You’re right, I think that does explain everything

[@crash-testproductions9341]

To be fair if you show him anything not red all over I'm sure he think it's some fever dream. I mean for Scott the real world is different hues of red, so Xavier showing him memories of someone else in technicolor must be like some cheap 3D movie effect to him.

[@Jagent]

You have to keep an eye on Cyclops.

[@Subpar1O1]

Considering Xavier has Onslaught locked away somewhere in his bald head I wouldn't doubt he has a "Psychic Holocaust Attack"

[@Kayriel]

The idea of Onslaught was that we ALL have an Onslaught inside of us. The dark parts of the mind, where those intrusive thoughts come from, the dark urges, the random fits of violence you almost never act on, the deepest hatred, the worst parts of you. And Onslaught's evil was born from Magneto, but given life and power from Xavier. In fact, after Onslaught was incarnated, Magneto ceased being evil and joined the X-Men. Even almost had a weird love triangle with Rogue and Gambit that caused Gambit and Magneto to have a brawl on the front lawn over her.

[@Ultrasoulviver]

That’s because he does and has done this in the actual comics

[@CyanRooper]

​@@KayrielSo Pink Guy from Filthy Frank's videos is just Onslaught without powers?

[@jamesvanitas]

@@CyanRooper Exactly. But without the “EY BAWSS”

[@MusicoftheDamned]

​@@KayrielI mean, you're right to a degree, but Magneto mostly ceased being evil because Xavier straight-up *wiped his mind* in a fit of retalitatory rage for almost killing Wolverine by ripping his adamantium. So all that really proves is that a) Xavier's darker urges already existed even before absorbing Magneto's too to make Onslaught and b) Magneto has the capacity to be a good person if he can move past his trauma, which we already knew given the guy's managed to be morally gray overall for most of his existence even with some of the henious things he too has done.

[@mawnkey]

"Y-y-y-y'know, y'know..." is my new get out of jail free card for any conversation.

[@LordTyph]

_Okay, don't start talking about the mole people, they'll never believe you._

[@SantoryuAshura]

The fact that this ACTUALLY happened to Magneto was insane and that it’s not even the worst thing Xavier did

[@bjj1132]

Tbf, Magneto is a mutant supremacist who is hellbent on human genocide and was also trying to murder Xavier. Xavier showed it to him to prove that Magneto is simply reversing the roles. He's still not a great person, but this isn't as bad as people are making it out to be.

[@SuperiorIronMan0]

​@@bjj1132not his fault

[@Pir-o]

a guy trying to kill you vs a guy who just made you relive your worst memories as a way to show you that you basically doing the same thing to others

[@bjj1132]

The holocaust wasn't his fault. The way some humans treated mutants wasn't his fault. Choosing to try to kill Xavier and trying to cause a human genocide is his fault. If you think that genocide is the best response, then I think we just have a difference in morality.@@SuperiorIronMan0

[@BillZoro]

@@bjj1132 God, I love internet arguments "if you think that villain, in the comic is right, then you're a bad human irl"

[@VegetaRules1000]

"I'm realizing this is the worst flavor to pick for this video" DUDE I NEARLY CHOKED ON MY SOUP

[@Nerusonjr]

Took me a whole min to understand why he didn’t react💀

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

Ok

[@TomasTitan08]

The nourishment is palatable

[@Badgraphics26]

And the worst part...that's a legit flavor 🤣🤣🤣

[@Quadraxis1]

I nearly choked on my grandpa's ashes!

[@bigfish5544]

0:57 Xavier just shouting "Holocaust" like it was a random dope Anime attack is the best part of this video

[@jacobj3933]

1941!

[@dantecontreras887]

@@jacobj3933 *OH MY GOD*

[@dancarter5775]

You think that's bad, in DC comics there is militant group for the stand-in Middle Eastern Countries, Bialya, that have a supervillain team known as Jihad, which has been modernized to Onslaught, with one of its members being a meta human with flame powers, and a large H in blood on his costume going by the name Holocaust.

[@HeilRay]

Unrelated but there is a Godzilla kaiju whos attack is literally called "Death Corona".

[@StephenDurnan]

​@@dantecontreras887 See? C'mon! It's pretty affective!

[@SomeGuyOnThisPlatform]

The fact that Professor X causing people to remember the holocaust isn’t even the most vile thing he’s done is scary.

[@fictionarch]

Given the context, I wouldn't even put it on top 5 worse things he has done.

[@elevate07]

​@@fictionarch I'm extraordinarily interested in what some of those might be

[@logansray]

As am I

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

Could anyone here list a top 10 of worst things he did cause I'm genuinely curious.

[@borandolph1267]

​@@Marvelfanatic3658same!

[@hypnoticskull6342]

"The fuck is wrong with you!?" "You were trying to kill me!" Valid

[@timothycarney9652]

Professor X then immediately uses the technique he used self defense to justify against his allies who came to save him... to try and show it wasn't that bad? I am not sure what Xavier was trying to prove with that, but he did demonstrate that the reason he felt it was okay to use it on Magneto, is that he is a horrible person who would weaponize Holocaust memories on anyone for trivial reasons...

[@nathanpierce7681]

"It's merely self-defense!"

[@Integritys_Sum]

Counter-point: He kinds deserves it tbh

[@JJAB91]

@@Integritys_Sum No shit, a key part of Magneto's character is that despite being a Holocaust survivor he became the very thing he ran from.

[@Integritys_Sum]

@@JJAB91 Nah. i meant Xavier. have you read some of these other comments? dude has done some fucked up shit

[@ggkk8909]

The fact that Charles really made his team have visions of the Holocaust just to prove his point to Magneto is insane. Then again, it's probably not his darkest deed.

[@LaffyTaffy04]

Doesn't even crack his top twenty.

[@mqfii8992]

Believe me, he has done WAY worse In canon. Like, part of the reason why Onslaught exists Is due to Prof X loving Jean Grey. Ever since she joined the X-Men. At AGE 15!

[@MusicoftheDamned]

​@@LaffyTaffy04Yeah, between all of retcons and other questionable stuff he had done in the moment, this probably wouldn't even be in the top 25, which makes it funnier.

[@Psykolord1989]

@@LaffyTaffy04 Does it break the top 20 if we *only* count things he did in the 90s cartoon though?

[@wugglesx]

I love that jj does a vid of something pretty dang messed up itself, and we all just range from, yeah professor x would probably do that, to, it's not even that high on the list on the list for him

[@OniContraverum]

Everyone here overlooking that he make Scott relive the Holocaust TWICE because he had no reaction the first time

[@esteban8471]

And he still didn't react because he doesn't believe it happened.

[@MrSchplingle79]

He made Magneto, an honest to God holocaust survivor, relive it over and over until he said "uncle"

[@PomadaGaming]

@@esteban8471dam

[@jakenotgettingmylastname835]

@@esteban8471well, y’know…

[@KrazyTrumpeter05]

​@@esteban8471 The vision, or the holocaust?

[@GizmoHibiki]

I love how they made Cyclops a Holocaust denier, I fucking died.

[@alfalldoot6715]

He isn't a Holocaust denier! He's just.....y'know

[@ChestRockwell24]

Also a telepathic vision denier

[@josephamaya9774]

I didn't even know those people existed

[@Vanderyn]

Unlike...them...y'know.

[@iyziejane]

​@@josephamaya9774 "Deniers" don't say that nothing happened at all, just that the scope was greatly exaggerated over the decades. I wish we could discuss freely on KZbin, I'd give you the quick rundown, but you can seek out a documentary called "The Greatest Story Never Told" if you want to learn some surprising truths about these topics.

[@ash_sunday]

jj realizing midway through the ad read why gamer supps is never going to sponsor him again

[@John-Stark]

Nah, Jschlatt'll probably give a pass

[@bigbird4481]

​@@John-Stark i forgot he owns or owns part of gamersupps

[@mobster503]

This is hardly the worst thing GamerSupps has sponsored

[@trevalyan006]

DEMONITIZE YOU, DEMONITIZE YOUR COW

[@randomshittutorials]

Tbf if gamersubs is at all smart and in touch they would love this, it's an effective advertisement.

[@Sam_Sam2]

Professor Xavier being a jerk is a well known fact.

[@veggiewillymass]

Kitty Pryde said it best

[@TheRealLegoDocOck]

True

[@GreenDude_Gaming]

Only in certain comics

[@SecondBestArtMuseum]

He’s also a predator in at least one comic.

[@Raximus3000]

Well he is half of Onslaunt.

[@UnsuitableBachelor]

Don't let Scott distract you from the fact that solid jj hired a female voice actor for this video.

[@johnnotrealname8168]

Two Lines!

[@brunop.8745]

@@johnnotrealname8168that's 2 more than wonder woman ever got

[@johnnotrealname8168]

@@brunop.8745 No, she got one but was suspiciously cut off.

[@egthatyoutubes8094]

@@johnnotrealname8168 *1.5 alr kek

[@pianotm]

"Hired" DoctorEvilFingerQuotes.gif

[@pabloosset2533]

"Heroes have moral lines they shouldn't cross!" Meanwhile, Xavier: "So, after erasing the memory of Scott's dead brother from his mind, I stopped Magneto by making him relive the Holocaust. Honestly, pretty good evening, thus far."

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

The fact that he continued while saying "SAY UNCLE! SAY UNCLE!"

[@samflood5631]

Imagine if he did the whole say uncle to Spiderman.

[@Trtevoorryu]

And there was also that time Xavier shut down Magneto's mind which then merged with Xavier's creating Onslaught and nearly destroyed the world. Or that time Xavier pimped out Tessa to the Hellfire Club. Professor Xavier is a jerk.

[@samflood5631]

@@Trtevoorryu More like sociopath judging by all of the controversial stuff he did.

[@bastait]

@@samflood5631dark.

[@jameslandry5604]

In Professor X's defense, if some one is trying to really kill you, it is fair to use their memories against them

[@AgnesBooth-zu7tw]

True

[@kekero540]

True, but then he proceeeds to use it on everyone else to show off 😂

[@ChaoticHarmony431]

True, but that wasn't why Magneto was mad. Xavier was not just using Magneto's memories against Magneto, he was using Magneto's memories as a weapon to use on others, which Magneto was like "Dude, wtf!"

[@shadow200343]

@@ChaoticHarmony431 In Professor Xavier's defense. If someone is trying to kill you, making them live through the holocaust is fair game

[@cthulhuwu_]

Imagine if you scared off a mugger by screaming slurs at them. Yeah they can’t really get mad at you but everyone else is gonna look at you different.

[@ClassicBentobox]

The subtlety with which Magneto says “No I don’t believe I do” is gold

[@Jarakin]

That is the voice of a man who is suddenly rethinking his entire relationship with someone.

[@rohanshah7559]

“Maybe it’s time for me to find a new mortal enemy…”

[@BIGBLUBLUR]

Homie had that "think about your next words very carefully" tone

[@rpghorrorstories]

Magneto: "Wait, don't I wear this ridiculous helmet specifically so people can't screw with my head?" Xavier: "Well, you have a big, open hole in the front. It's a pretty obvious design flaw, to be honest."

[@studyaccount6987]

Fun fact, that actually came up in the 2003 movies, originally the helmet did not protect him from Xavier attack

[@lawrencelopez9839]

@@studyaccount6987 yeah... the helmet covers his skull but aren't the eyes like, directly connected to the brain?

[@sdgdhpmbp]

@@lawrencelopez9839 Something something comic books. EDIT: Never mind. In this case, it was the movies. I'm beside myself with apathy now.

[@thejuiceking2219]

@@lawrencelopez9839 Mangeto after putting on glasses: yes! i am unstoppable!

[@moarwillpower1922]

I don’t know what’s more shocking. Charles making people relive the holocaust or Rogue having a voice actress.

[@Boss_Isaac]

Most definitely Number 2. Charles having it so Magneto relives the Holocaust is canon to the original X-Men, so nothing strange there, it's Rouge having an *🙌Actual Voice Actor🙌* with respect to how Solid JJ's canon works that breaks one's immersion.

[@naamadossantossilva4736]

Nah,that would be you calling her rouge.She is Rogue.

[@DreamStepper]

I think it's been established Wonder Woman is the only character in the solidjj universe that isn't allowed to speak.

[@trevalyan006]

Door #3, WHAT SCOTT SAID. Good news is that WolveJean is now possible...

[@Hillthugsta]

​@@trevalyan006how does that make it possible?

[@Pixelcraftian]

I love the delivery on _”BECAUSE I WAS ACTUALLY THERE!!!”_

[@trolldecai6874]

hey, hows it goin.

[@Pixelcraftian]

going good

[@trolldecai6874]

@@Pixelcraftian thats nice

[@Tzach772]

just put the fries in my bag

[@Pixelcraftian]

@@Tzach772 will that be all

[@Connor-ONeill]

The fact he also did it to Logan makes it worse. Don't forget, the man was an allied soldier during WW2. He got captured at one point and got sent to a concentration camp, where he would end up experiencing _everything_ that could be done to a person in one of those places.

[@AgnesBooth-zu7tw]

Not just that He started in the civil war and word war 1 too.

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

I thought he fought in the Pacific

[@Connor-ONeill]

@@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 he did. That was after fighting in Europe and getting captured. He broke out eventually.

[@bg3841]

I think loganberry has some resistance to that shit cz he's regen stacking

[@Off-with-a-bang]

Logan has basically fought in every modern war. So he would know the horrors that went down from both WWI-WWII

[@daodos]

"Oh Scott is unfazed because of how stoic he is" Oh no.

[@Average_shieldbasher]

Honestly using humanity's worst moments to stun people with the direct memory of it must be both vile and probably surprisingly effective.

[@neliz2k]

Humanity's worst moment? Dude I had to live through my wish shipments being delayed by a month!

[@ernestorivas3764]

Then I don't want to imagine if Xavier made his adversaries "experience" the Khmer Rouge regime with his powers. I mean, they fckin reduced average life expectancy to 18

[@cormano64]

@@neliz2k Jesus Christ, how are you even alive after this!?

[@ibrahim5463]

Yeah thats why people use it

[@reverendkafka4178]

But then, the holocaust isn't the worst moments of humanity. It's the worst moments of the west.

[@ison002]

“Nice group of friends you got there” hits the mark so well

[@Arvyn992]

*Mind Beams* Say Uncle Say Uncle

[@gavinlamp5426]

So much for that dorky looking helmet protecting you, Magneto.

[@gaysarahk]

Yeah, this is literally exactly why he always wears that darned thing: to keep Xavier out.

[@LukeMidnight1]

The helmet didn't protect Magneto back then. This idea came from the moveis and was later adopted by the comics.

[@bobmcbob49]

Shouldn't have left the face hole in it

[@Candlemancer]

​@@LukeMidnight1 so he just wore that thing for fashion? Yeah I see why they changed that...

[@jellyfishjones4741]

@@LukeMidnight1 And movies probably got it from the fact Juggernaut's helmet protected him from telepathy.

[@batty.b]

"Arrgh fuckin holocaust!" With the same cadence as like, someone spritzing you with water

[@darkwarriormaster9644]

Between the comic books and the various adaptations, Wolverine fought as a soldier in the American Civil War, World War I, World War II (usually in the European Theater but sometimes in the Pacific Theater), the Korean War, and the Vietnam War. Then there’s what Weapon X did to him to give metal bones. The cartoon X-Men: Evolution showed Wolverine and Captain America freeing a concentration camp (which they called a POW camp for the censors) with a young Magneto as a prisoner.

[@luxzord865]

Cyclops being a denier really catch off guard, at first I thought he meant that he didn't though the Holocaust was a big deal or that he was unfazed by the horrors.

[@Boss_Isaac]

The initial silence and dead-end starecthat was Scott's reaction (or lack thereof XD) gives the impression that, yeah, that was the case, he's just unfazed by seeing some1's recollection of the Holocaust... then comes the denial to hit at you like a brick to the face.

[@luxzord865]

@@Boss_Isaac Yeah, at first you think that either he just knew it wasn't real or he was just an unfazed by the Holocaust, as if he was some kind of sociopath, I thought that was the joke, that Cyclops was a sociopath, I literally gasped when I got the joke and burst out laughing.

[@fireiron369]

I thought the punchline was going to be him being a Nazi and being like “Hey nice the good old times”

[@justinterry8894]

​​​​@@fireiron369I though the joke was he's just use to people dying horrible deaths because of his powers and his time with the x-men.

[@Chris-cf6ul]

My dumbass for a moment was like ohh he can't see it But he can see

[@terkmc8991]

Man i was expecting the punchline to be Cyclop knowing it wasn’t real because the vision wasn’t tinted red (because hes been staring through glass/visor his entire life) but that took a way funnier turn lmao

[@PikachuLittle]

Well… yknow

[@Fourtytwo4242]

​@@PikachuLittleno I don't believe I do.

[@kielbasamage]

@@Fourtytwo4242Y-y-y-y’know, y’know…

[@DarknetDude]

Professor X crossed a line. And another, a real ‘X’.

[@clone10123]

Bro that is what Professor X does. The man cant walk but he be sprinting over moral lines.

[@Gnarfledarf]

Bravo Vince!

[@namesarefortheweak]

​@@clone10123 i dont think that he can walk at all

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

@@clone10123no, he invented a new train line to speed over those lines at record speed

[@SpottedHares]

I feel like in an alternate universe Xavier would work as a psychiatrist just to farm horrible memories to use them as a weapon.

[@X-SPONGED]

Blud's just collecting traumatic memories like a Yu-Gi-Oh deck💀💀

[@dennisbeaman958]

Would be the Disney version of him

[@alnu8355]

In Marvel Ruins, a What If...? Were everything that can go wrong will go wrong, he's the mysterious president of the United States. For unknown reasons he has mutants in camps were upon they are horribly experimented on and tourtured. Also, every known super hero is either dying or has already died. I cannot help but imagine President X collects the worst traumatic memories and uses them to stamp out sedition to regieme.

[@mister_meme3608]

Isn't that the what-if where bruce banner grows massive tumors and dies to the gamma radiation and peter gets a massive rash​ upon being bitten and dies? @alnu8355

[@mylesmichel9108]

​@@mister_meme3608yes

[@MM-xn6tn]

I keep forgetting that Wolverine is actually older than Magneto. Given that part of his backstory has him serving in WWII, it would be kinda cool if he had saved a young Max Eisenhardt during his time in Europe. Unless that was actually part of the comics.

[@gaysarahk]

It was part of X-Men: Evolution, at least.

[@Hi_Just_Fred]

And Earth's mightiest heroes, the shows seemingly were meant to be linked before cancellation. ​@@gaysarahk

[@Hi_Just_Fred]

A summary of wolverine's comic history in wars: Captain America and Wolverine fight alongside each other briefly during WW2. But Wolverine gets transfered to another unit before he can complete more than three missions with Cap. The comics that tell this story feature a few notable characters in them including a fictionalized Stan Lee, Colonel Fury Sr, and Bucky. They fight alongside Captain America and Wolverine where Fury Sr. ends up losing his eye, and Stan Lee dies. After Wolverine tries to save Stan but fails he takes it out on Bucky and requests a transfer to a new unit. Wolverine spends the rest of the war out in his new unit, eventually becoming a higher rank than Cap. Then Bucky supposedly dies and Cap gets frozen after deactivating a nuclear bomb sent off by the The Red Skulls scientists and followers. Wolverine was also part of the assault team on the castle which Bucky and Cap were attacking but Wolverine doesn't follow Cap to the bomb. He instead follows Bucky under Cap's and General Fury's orders. Wolverine sees Bucky follow another missile but he doesn't deactivate it until over Russia where the soviets then find Bucky and turn him into The Winter Soldier. After all that Wolverine goes on to the war in Japan. WW2 follows on out in Germany while Wolverine gets drafted into Japan and while there he meets his one true love and marries her. After a while though she dies of cancer and he moves on to the war in Vietnam. He end up getting arrested afterwards and a year later gets experimented on in the Weapon X project.

[@calanon534]

It was also seen in the 1990's cartoon that he liberated that Camp along with Captain America.

[@Tanuki_Tales]

​​@@Hi_Just_Fredyou're also forgetting that when he came across a concentration camp, he spent an unknown length of time amongst its prisoners, posing as another prisoner. Just so that he could slowly drive each commandant insane until they died, since they kept having him "killed" only for him to show back up. Then a new commandant would be assigned to the camp, rinse and repeat.

[@yakobsoulstorm5187]

I love how Cyclops is knowledgeable enough about the Holocaust to instantly recognise it when it's projected into his mind, but still doesn't think it happened.

[@syppy7416]

the vision or The Holocaust?

[@yakobsoulstorm5187]

@@syppy7416 Well, y’know…

[@fizzythoughts9855]

he might have been the nazi rather than the survivor

[@KrazyTrumpeter05]

​@yakobsoulstorm5187 No, I don't believe I do...

[@BoyKagome]

The projection or the event itself?

[@Blackheartzero]

Turning brains off *_ISN'T_* Charles' ultimate ability?

[@IlyTranq]

It’s just a neat trick he does sometimes

[@kecukraftwork1988]

​@sarcasticdude2320Wolverine: "AHHH! FUCKIN' CHRIS CHAN!"

[@tubebammy]

“AHHH FUCKIN HOLOCAUST” Bro my stomach is in fucking knots😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Real7419]

Xavier saving atrocity survivor memories like memes to his hardrive.

[@catslino5037]

He has horrible union strike memories to defeat capitalists

[@StickMaster500]

Kinda crazy how this isn't just something Solid JJ made up but is something that canonically happened in the X-Men

[@ainsleyhariott4353]

wait what

[@PaulGaither]

​@@ainsleyhariott4353That is what he does in the pilot episode or early in season 1.

[@Nobody1707]

@@PaulGaither Okay, yes, but in that case it really was just giving him a strong psychic suggestion to relive his worst memories. Which, while fucked up, is no where near the level of scanning those memories, saving them, and then using them any time he needed to incapacitate someone.

[@ghhn4505]

Cyclops being a Holocaust Denier is canon

[@UfoLoche]

@@Nobody1707Ok but he knew Magneto, he knew his history, they WERE friends at one point. It's really not any better to point at someone you KNOW is a holocaust survivor and go "RELIVE THE HOLOCAUST!". If anything, I'd argue that's just slightly worse.

[@marckie1092]

Can't believe thats its actually cannon that Mickey Mouse (specifically from the short Steamboat Willie.) gave charles Xavier the idea to weaponize Holocaust memories on his opponents.

[@MrEasyNah]

I mean, who can say it wasn't?

[@archivist_13]

So true

[@UndeadGhostGirl]

It's canon to the Steamboat Willie Extended Media Universe, but until they can get a good deal from Disney, I'm not sure it'll ever be canon to the MCU.

[@eldorados_lost_searcher]

I mean, that's not even in the top five messed up things that Mickey Mouse (specifically from the short Steamboat Willy) has said.

[@CSLucasEpic]

Yes, well Mickey Mouse (specifically from the short Steamboat Willie) also loves fentanyl

[@whitworth5s248]

Scott: "Here let me show you. Send me one of those 'memories' again. N-now see this memory here, where I'm scraping around in the mud, debilitated by hunger pains. Notice in the background how that smokestack isn't even connected to the building... what's that all about?"

[@notapuma]

Swimming Pools, Hospitals, Orchestras? Why would those guys give those things to the people they're trying to exterminate? Seems like a waste of resources - Scott

[@ReaperGrimm5594]

@@notapuma "Yeah, are you sure you guys just weren't suffering from decimated supply lines in a country fighting a two-front war?"

[@notapuma]

@@ReaperGrimm5594 No. It must be a conspiracy to destroy Magneto's tribe.

[@Woopor]

“If Cookie Monster has 15 ovens-“

[@kfchundur4087]

"and don't forget those gas chambers with the wooden doors where they used slow release insecticide instead of the deadly serin gas they had laying around"

[@alexrexaros9837]

I like how Professor X holocaust beamed Cyclops TWICE just to make sure he was affected by it. And Cyclops just doesn't react at all.

[@SirToaster9330]

For anyone wondering, Magneto was a Jewish Pole growing up in Nazi occupied Poland. He and his family were taken to a concentration camp when he was a child and he witnessed his parents murdered in front of him. This caused Magneto's powers to activate and he grew to hate humans.

[@RorikH]

So I guess you could call him a *puts on sunglasses* Magnetic Pole.

[@PGO5490]

I was more so curious as to why Cyclops didn’t react

[@momontiego8705]

Occupied not by nazi but by germany. There is no country like Nazi, but You can find germany.

[@SirToaster9330]

@@PGO5490 Cyclops is an anti-semite (in the meme not the canon) so he'd either get off it or just downright deny it

[@Jasmixd]

​@@momontiego8705 Occupied by nazi-controlled Germany, therefore being nazi-occupied, nothing wrong with that. Moreso, it's a useful term; "German-occupied Poland" may refer to a variety of time periods, whereas using the term "nazi-occupied" makes it pretty clear.

[@DISTurbedwaffle918]

Grandpa's Ashes is unironically the BEST ad for this video

[@Jukestar]

This has convinced me regular people in their bedrooms are making better-written dialogue than actual big studios at this point.

[@CodyPease]

To be fair, working in Hollywood must kill any passion or integrity for the job.

[@youthchildofgod7381]

@@CodyPeaseTrue but you would think they went through all the training and practice because they loved writing and that they were passionate about it.

[@Rebellions]

@@youthchildofgod7381 That is why you train and practice sure, but then you get to the actual industry and it detects hope, passion, and enthusiasm. It then proceeds to pound you into the dirt until that is no longer true, but you stay for the money. Now the money isn't flowing as good and you'll notice that coincides with Hollywood's waning relevance these days.

[@kentinson1670]

Fans value and cherish the characters more than the actual writers working for Marvel

[@drakegrandx5914]

@@kentinson1670 I mean, to be fair, that's true for everything.

[@n0kla]

I like how Wolverine immediately screams "oh fuck the holocaust" like he knew exactly what professor projected in his mind Edit: nerds

[@Greenphantom16]

Well he did participate in ww2

[@caliph95]

Wolverine was there so makes sense he knows

[@rotciv557]

He was a WW2 soldier, he may very well have been one of the soldiers sent in to take down the concentration camps.

[@Emily12471]

​@@rotciv557 hell there is a story where Wolverine Phsycologically Tortures a Nazi general into commiting suicide, and its implied he did that often back then

[@xNirex44]

He was there. Not In the camps but fighting as a US soldier.

[@carpedm9846]

I like the accuracy of "attempting to be subtle about it to avoid scrutiny" of scott, a real hallmark of conspiracy theorists.

[@PikachuLittle]

Well, yknow?

[@PomadaGaming]

Dang

[@KingOfDarknessAndEvil]

I mean... I wouldn't say that with those *exact* words, because that would be crazy, but, y'know I'm just saying it's kinda... I mean you know?

[@coldeed]

Will you ever gain the awareness that people just don't care nowadays?

[@matthewcole395]

I feel like we need a sequel where Xavier, Magneto, and Red Skull sit Scott down and try to explain that it was in fact, real.

[@syppy7416]

and at the end Magneto tries to kill Red Skull

[@Steriodsman1]

"Scott, you are not allowed to take vis from me."

[@matthewcole395]

@@syppy7416 "Ve did not make all zis for you to write off as fairy tales!"

[@AllMight6]

The Visions or the Holocaust

[@johnilarde7087]

​@@AllMight6yyyknow, yknow

[@TMoney24788]

Everyones reaction: Magneto: obvious horror and disgust Logan: like he had just stubbed his toe Jean: Horror Scott:

[@Sephiroth144]

Pretty sure Jean didn't have a southern accent...

[@jesusojeda7850]

Is Rogue, not Jean.

[@sunnyscript1224]

That's Rogue

[@thebrsrkr6428]

Well..... Y'know

[@PregnantFreddyKrueger]

The fact it devolved to "say Uncle, say Uncle" sent me. 💀

[@ComposedSage75]

Professor X had THAT in reserve and probably used this on random folks just because!?!? Cyclops had me rollin with his nonchalant response to what Professor X did

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

Ok

[@alponte_]

This is canon.

[@AbiyBattleSpell]

Multiverse means it is canon 🐱

[@AbiyBattleSpell]

Multiverse makes it canon 🐱

[@person54454]

@@AbiyBattleSpellno like it literally happened in the show

[@Deathmare235]

@@person54454I can see the visions being canon but did Xavier hold the memories of the holocaust in his head

[@ZargosK]

​@@Deathmare235No, I'm pretty sure he just uses the most traumatic memories of an individual to trigger intense psychological damage and distress. And when applied to a Holocaust survivor, well, that's the result.

[@3emad.305]

Him struggling to answer “which wasn’t real” question was funny.

[@Darksky1001able]

"You made me relive the entirety of the holocaust like I was actually there." "OH how would you know tha?" "BECAUSE I WAS ACTUALLY THERE!" "Well that's just an unfortunate coincidence." God I love JJ for this.

[@UnimportantUser]

"Hey what's goin on" "NINETEEN FORTY ONE" *"OH MY GOD"*

[@rasmusjepsen4410]

There's more

[@kaiji4419]

@@rasmusjepsen4410 no...

[@taro-san2281]

I am new. What's going on in 1941?

[@misakjaxjj]

@@taro-san2281its very bad for the jews since 1933 when hitler take power but they start the systematic killing in 1941

[@thiagodeandrade7081]

@@taro-san2281 Aside Pearl Harbor and the Nazi invasion the Soviet Union, there was the continuing Holocaust, which the extermination of Eastern European Jews in occupied territories, for example in the USSR, was a part of.

[@groggy1882]

I love it when solid jj fills me up with his content

[@paradox8402]

Oh…

[@Pickle4814]

Pause?

[@redmartin6237]

Ayo-

[@DAL_bigD]

Me too 🥵

[@redmartin6237]

@@DAL_bigD . . . WHAT?

[@alwest4472]

The fact that wolverine, and magneto, and Xavier all lived through the holocaust, or at least as it happened, and Scott still doesn’t believe in the holocaust is funny as fuck

[@Derekmilewski]

I’m pretty sure he knew it wasn’t real

[@Vassilinia]

​@@Derekmilewskiyou... you mean like the visions, or.. the holocaust..

[@rocketpigrecords3719]

"Those ashes weren't even real, it's just a preworkout powder in there! Think, man, think!"

[@raginggamers3144]

1:07 I love the pause and confusion in that moment. Its even funnier how he just stopped calling out the attack and was just expecting it to work.

[@65firered]

"Do your worst" very poor choice of words.

[@Sabis2365]

"You made me live the entirety of the Holocaust. Like I was actually there!" "Oh how would you know that?" "Cause I was actually there!"

[@BurningOrchid9888]

0:10 Pr. X forcing a Chinese war veteran to relive United 731 (they were arguing over if pineapple belongs on pizza)

[@hyperionofhyperness1883]

Yeah, totally deserve it

[@hyperionofhyperness1883]

If the Chinese say pinnaple on pizza, Xavier better make damm sure the fucker gets the VIP experience

[@runeanonymous9760]

I wasn’t aware anyone survived that?

[@ernestorivas3764]

Professor X making a Cambodian relive Pol Pot regime (Proffesor X was about to lose a Monopoly match)

[@某個人-m7j]

@@runeanonymous9760 The perpetrators themselves did. Yeah reconstruction in Japan is fucked up.

[@tainoman7905]

Honestly as vile as this is it's right up the Batman contingency alley, Batman would want your mental weaknesses alongside your physical ones

[@Boss_Isaac]

Bruce for his contingency plan against Green Lantern cooked up a scenario to have Hal Jordan think he legitimately made a bad call a second too late and that his gf fucking died, in order to break his will and leave him powerless. 🤣 Honest-to-God that's way more devious shit than the tried and true _'hit at Clark with the Kryptonite,'_ the man is a menace. XD

[@tainoman7905]

@@Boss_Isaac It's also a reason I understand why magicians didn't want to teach Bruce magic, even if he's trying to protect people, his nature is still devious and dark.

[@AgnesBooth-zu7tw]

and he knows what happens if he breaks his only rule Like Vietnam Mickey He's not coming back.

[@robonator2945]

​@@tainoman7905 look I get that you think that's reasonable, but did you just forget that Constantine exists? In terms of making fucked up choices you have no right to be making that definitely harm other people, yet are necessary to protect the wider world, Constantine definitely outdoes Batman.

[@galligaruga]

​@@Boss_Isaac Wasn't two of his other contingencies inducing seizures in flash until he topples into a wall and making starfire relapse into drug addiction? Bruce's plans are pretty fucked all things considered

[@joxyver]

Ngl, you know it’s bad when Wolverine, one of the oldest dudes in the X-men that has went through a revolutionary war, 2 world wars, and Vietnam, is mortified by being a holocaust survivor.

[@Elipson52008]

i feel like he'd be more vulnerable to this kind of attack. i mean, dude has been in all the wars. Im sure flashing anything really effed up is going to trigger some form of ptsd.

[@TheArklyte]

The kicker is that he was an american POW in german camp(technically he was member of french resistance so maybe they didn't list him as POW though) so he shouldn't experience those horrors... but then you realise it's Wolverine. He was definitely experimented upon. Plus there's Hydra around so he was experimented upon for sure.

[@cormano64]

@@TheArklyte Did he fight for the U.S. army in WW2? I'm asking because he's Canadian so it's curious that he'd be with the Americans in this, possible as it may be.

[@nidhogg8446]

Logan probably goes through it like "I had FRIENDS who died here! This is how they Died!

[@alaska1592]

It goes back and forth but I think he was more in the Japan theater of war than the German.

[@Sarril101]

Magneto's 1:04 face(as well as the comment) is what makes it for me. Priceless.

[@41dn]

1:28 the minute professor X was implying what I thought he was I died before the punchline started💀

[@FrostOfLightning]

"Like I was actually there!" How would you know that? "BECAUSE I WAS ACTUALLY THERE." Replayed this too many times while laughing too hard. Great Voicing for it! 0:44

[@seasnaill2589]

I love how it borders on just straight gibberish

[@adarkwind4712]

Bruh I'm dying.

[@breadboix2158]

If Professor X isn’t given the Holocaust beam as his ultimate and is a hard counter to Magneto in Marvel Rivals, I’m gonna cry

[@SuperCoolrandomguy]

1:00 the delivery of that “OH MY GOD” is beyond perfect

[@Terrakinetic]

1:45 Lol. Magneto's little chuckle at Xavier having a holocaust denier be the leader of his team before he gets blasted by the holocaust-beam again.

[@xuan.1611]

Say Uncle! Say Uncle!

[@minecrafter3448]

“Holocaust beam” What is that a pokemon move or something

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

@@minecrafter3448Gengar used Holocaust beam! It’s super effective! Gengar is Traumatised! “W- What have I done…” - Gengar, probably

[@mangoinnmclovin]

1:33 Cyclops has been getting red-pilled lately and now he only has two sides: “It didn't happen!” and “They deserved it...”

[@Pyramanager]

Both answers are correct 😉

[@dansmith16]

"It will happen again"

[@KCzz15]

"It didn't happen but I sure wish it had."

[@mangoinnmclovin]

​@@dansmith16☠️

[@elevatedmeance6807]

thats not redpilled, its called the Turkish grind set

[@zach11241]

Why isn’t it affecting you Scott? It is. Then why aren’t you reacting? I’m smiling, aren’t I?

[@calanon534]

Scott: "I think the bathroom over here isn't occupied.. excuse me.."

[@696190]

@@calanon534 damn, you guys just made it worse. TWICE

[@aadn.]

Scott turned into Kanye for a second 💀

[@gourley_85]

​@calanon534 Magneto: Jesus, where do you find these people, Xavier? You guys thought a was the villain?

[@insiderperson18279]

Scott thinks that it wasn't real *but he wished it was* 💀

[@angbandsbane]

From what I've heard of the recent comics, I think I actually COULD see Cyclops being the kind of guy who wouldn't care about the Holocaust because it wasn't targeted at mutants, and "No one has ever suffered worse pain than us."

[@MisterCynic18]

Everything about this is perfect. Charles's nonchalantness, everyone's outrageous reactions, Magneto's complete tone shift at "No, I don't believe I do..." Even the sponsor segment adds to the joke. This is art 😂

[@ThatPsdude]

Oh no, that realization of the flavor ad at the end XD

[@MusicalComparisons]

>Sponsor is grandpas's ashes >Video is about the holocaust what did Solid jj mean by this?

[@johnilarde7087]

Y'know, y'know

[@Bubben246]

@@johnilarde7087 No, I don't believe I do.

[@PomadaGaming]

Psht,you know

[@dysable]

"GO GO GADGET HOLOCAUST BEAMS" will never get old for me, especially in a goofy voice.

[@HippoKing.MP3]

"It was like i was actually there!" "Oh how could you possibly know that? "BECAUSE I WAS ACTUALLY THERE!" Kills me every time 😂

[@hubertrozalski7070]

I mean, Cyclops has red hair, so... you know... he has no soul. He is immune to Magneto's traumatic memories.

[@chrisadler8888]

1:54 Ah yes, grandpa’s ashes from the Holocaust. It comes full circle

[@generalgrievous4254]

SKIBIDI TOILET!

[@Allen-R]

​@@generalgrievous4254this removed the smile from my face

[@generalgrievous4254]

@@Allen-R “This does put a smile on my face,” said Thanos. It appears you, commenter, are the opposite. That is skibidi L rizz, you gyatta find some joy in these remarks, NO CAP!

[@darkwarriormaster9644]

Wolverine served in World War II in the European Theater, so he probably helped liberate a concentration camp. In fact, the cartoon X-Men: Evolution show him and Captain America, not the only time they’ve been dictated fighting together in the war, freeing a camp full of prisoners (the show called in a POW camp for the censors, but it was clearly a concentration camp). One of the children in that camp was a young Magneto.

[@Snowstorm...]

2:00 This is why you always stay and watch the ad reads

[@biggiec8224]

"Skinhead forces a holocaust survivor to relive his memories"

[@MAJR172]

If I could pitch a skit, I'd love to see one about the Sinister Six attacking Miles b4 grinding to a halt over an argument over what kind of spider bit him after he shows off his unique powers (electricity, invisibility, seeing thru walls). Ending with him pulling out his new sword power. Goblin: WHERE THE F*CK DID THAT COME FROM!? Miles: THE F*CKING SPIDER! The Six: *Incoherent Screaming*

[@peterstoric6560]

“The other guy makes sense, sticks to walls and shoots webs” “I can do that too” “But why the hell can you also shoot lighting and turn invisible. Last time I killed a spider it didn’t try to give me 1000 volts”

[@ObsoletePerson]

@@peterstoric6560"Well it's not like spiders have magic extrasensory powers either."

[@ShadeSlayer1911]

@@ObsoletePerson I mean they kinda do.

[@sonicmeerkat]

honestly, make it yourself. use a day when you're home alone so you can properly scream into the mic and find the funniest screenshots you can for it, you deserve the views you'd get for the idea.

[@arby627]

Wait, is summoning a sword an actual thing he can do?

[@remrad4315]

I wasnt ready for Cyclops to be a Holocaust denier. I was so sure that he was just so dead inside that it didnt bother him.

[@hyperionofhyperness1883]

The power of being dead in the inside is to much!

[@ПетрПетров-о6ъ9н]

He's not a Holocaust denier. He's just... Y'know...

[@remrad4315]

@@ПетрПетров-о6ъ9н you're right

[@ironmaster6496]

Same hahaha I don't know which one is more hilarious

[@Jarakin]

@@ПетрПетров-о6ъ9н No, I don't believe I do.

[@slayermate07]

The advertisement segment feels like it came straight out of interdimensional cable from Rick and Morty.

[@606films9]

"You just made me relive the entirety of the holocaust like I was actually there!" "Well how would you know??" "BECAUSE I WAS ACTUALLY THERE"

[@alexmills1329]

You can’t convince me the flavor wasn’t hand picked for this episode, it fits just *too* well.

[@rykemapo]

Not as bad as "Zyklon B" flavor

[@mohsinabdulshukur]

​@@rykemapowhich video was that???

[@alexmills1329]

@@rykemapodo they have that?

[@SirVer51]

Coming back to this, I think this may be one of your best videos ever. The humor is just so fucked up and perfect on so many levels, it's brilliant

[@stachu5049]

If this isn't his ultimate when he gets added to Marvel Rivals, we riot

[@dragar0th]

I knew someone would be here to say this, and im so proud of you.

[@_justasnail]

That is the best flavour you could have picked and the fact you only realised real time as you recorded is just pure gold

[@Black217]

"Because I was actually there!" was delivered so perfectly.

[@numatruehome100]

Dude grandpas ashes, after that skit, you are friggin insane man😂

[@_somerandomguyontheinternet_]

I love that he realized halfway through exactly how fucked up it was for this video and then just kept it.