XFM - Educating Ricky Complete Compilation Karl Pilkington, Ricky Gervais & Steve Merchant

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Fall Asleep to "some of the best podcasting ever made" - XFM
The Ricky Gervais Show featuring Stephen Merchant & Karl Pilkington
(Black screen to help you sleep)
Alright? The best bits of Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington's XFM radio sessions.
Featuring funny moments like Monkey News, Rockbusters or Karl's Diary.
Every season and episode of XFM radio, podcast and guide complete compilation.
- Weird, innit?
#RickyGervais #KarlPilkington #StephenMerchant #XFM #BlackScreen

[@KJ_2020]

Different stories For different things

[@EKOvision]

‘It’s not his volt’ wins every time, especially Ricky’s increasing laughter each time he repeats it😂

[@Weirdinnit]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tyroon81]

Awwwww forget it😩

[@dannyhernandez1212]

@@tyroon81 that and his "we'll just bin it" followed by the screaming to keep going is a great gag.

[@dr9660]

What always kills me is when Ricky slowly realizes the pun as he’s mid sentence and just trails off and dies laughing

[@sidewayspagan9221]

It's amazing how this trainwreck of a show is so utterly fantastic. Love it. Thanks for the uploads.

[@jamie6165]

I think that's what makes it so perfect hahahaha

[@mrfatuchi]

Its really fascinating how they came together, both Ricky and Steve once they realized how funny Karl is they put no effort into it planning wise and just let Karl do whatever he wants and somehow it worked.

[@oBuLLzEyEo1013]

I'm sooo upset I could have really used this when it first came out and I was a teenager but better late than ever I suppose...

[@saxogrammaticus3917]

I want to see that Clive Warren flick...sounds like a blockbuster

[@xbeyondthegatex]

“I’m kermitted to this treatment!” 😂🐸 (49:48)

[@mcdaly93]

No way anyone is sleeping to this with Ricky's laugh lool

[@BarmyTwubble]

Listened to every single one now a billion times over the years, ricky owes me a mobile phone! I was sleeping on my sofa before work and it was about 4am, i woke up to ricky Screaming so high pitched, eoookoooioooo monkeyyyy newssssss and then squeekkng like fuck. So i threw my phone across the room and broke the screen lol. Poxy noise lool

[@IIETMII]

😂 woke me up loads last night

[@darthmong7196]

I just did. Although I just had a dream about hanging bacon.

[@mookt3873]

slept thru it XD

[@BenjaminGoose]

@@darthmong7196 I think you mean 'angingg bacon.

[@slipperysloper3721]

Thank you for putting these all together. They’re goddamn works of art.

[@Weirdinnit]

best trio ever

[@steveryan4410]

" They weren't Properly...? " GOLD

[@rp4173]

The jingle that Smerch and Ricky came up with on the fly was amazing. This three really do have the perfect chemistry.

[@wartem]

Karl is right about his tomatoes. Wealthy Europeans used pewter plates, which were high in lead content. Because tomatoes are so high in acidity, when placed on this particular tableware, the fruit would leach lead from the plate, resulting in many deaths from lead poisoning. No one made this connection between plate and poison at the time; the tomato was picked as the culprit. Around 1880, with the invention of the pizza in Naples, the tomato grew widespread in popularity in Europe.

[@RockLou]

Play a record

[@BLSFL_HAZE]

Ricky: WA WA-WA WA-WAAH WAAH, WA WA-WA WA-WAAH WAAH, DINGA-LILINGA-LILINGA-LILINGA-LILING!!!! Steve: Educating Ricky. 😂

[@Weirdinnit]

hope you enjoy the show pilky dons good night

[@gythftfujvf6hk539]

Thanks, but why is the audio looped ?

[@kayfoulds1492]

Did you hear about the chicken who had it's head cut off ran around as they do and never stopped.they used to feed it by putting the food down it's neck.i think it was mexico.was true I saw it

[@phatphap_taitam]

love the fact that you dont just make him look like the main character in these

[@nardo259]

He's gonna take you back to the past. to play the shitty games that suck ass.

[@phatphap_taitam]

@@nardo259 If only there were more seasons of this amazing anime.

[@UnderAGlassMetropolis]

"Being in a hall and having our dog licking me face"

[@Top10WizardReviews]

I love when Karl almost breaks character. And by that I mean he sometimes realizes he is full of it, almost goes on a laughing fit, but the stories are just too golden not to share so he soldiers on.

[@darthmong7196]

I for one felt quite enlightened to learn of Brian Blessed shitting himself.

[@hohohohehehe6910]

'Shut your face' was an upgraded version of 'shut up'. This came about in the 16th century in England. It was used to mean withholding money or kindness from someone.

[@Weirdinnit]

😂😂😂😂

[@rogueuniversities6866]

'Fuck you' is a shortened version of 'go fuck yourself,', a phrase that originated around the 90's. 'Up yours' had the same meaning, in a way - it meant put your dick up your arse. Weird insult, yes, but so is 'wanker', which is really just someone who masturbates a lot. And most adult men who don't have partners masturbate a lot. 'Taking the piss', apparently came from morning erections. A morning erection is often caused by a full bladder - whilst kids will just pee the bed, adults will often get an erection, preventing them peeing easily. As they have an erection, their penis looks larger than usual (for many men, but especially those who are "growers"). Removing their urine involves their erect penis returning to its flaccid state, thus (again in most men) making it smaller. Therefore taking the piss out of someone was related to saying they had a small penis.

[@SamuelBlack84]

Don't. Talk. Shit

[@reluctantrealist6861]

Whenever Karl says "Yep" quickly he is TALKING SHIT

[@steveryan4410]

"white elephant..." From a dodgy salesman... Story.. Karl is so talented.

[@ReachForTheSky]

Love the superhero bit. OI! COME 'ERE!

[@DevilishBeaver0]

"did that just go out"

[@nickyg1482]

Love this

[@Weirdinnit]

legend

[@mitchpitch]

1:30:50 saving this golden timestamp.

[@MrSandalwood]

Cheers gentlemen I love listerning to you all...

[@paigetara9640]

😂😂😅❤p😊

[@Nytephyre]

Love these. Don’t understand sleeping to it though. For me , the steady background noise of a fan works wonders.

[@ianinkster2261]

Christ, imagine thinking the elephant man is set in the 30s.

[@EscapeFromDaSystem]

2:53 oh !!!! can't belive it, I found it. I knew Karl said the word "dismiss" ONCE instead of 'poo poo' and thats it. there it is ahah 😂

[@lewisovs13]

'Never mind your beard, where have you been for 3 days'

[@Weirdinnit]

im dying 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@darthmong7196]

Dammit I was almost asleep. My ears heard it before me brain and I awoke laughing.

[@manuelcampos8417]

@@Weirdinnit.. Ar

[@chrispkreme]

Lest we forget

[@mrjth10000]

Dude was definitely cheating

[@tyroon81]

Certain spinal chords weren't severed when the head was cut off😂 Ok Steve😁

[@lewisjones2825]

"Chewing the fat" means talking just because the jaw keeps moving

[@SmashMadness1126]

Comments. Do we need em?

[@Weirdinnit]

yes we most definately do!!!!!

[@oscarpye8151]

35:47 I actually had a teacher at my school when if you used to ask them something, they’d say something else about the subject and then go and read the answer to your question from the textbook or from their computer and then would come back and answer it later 😂

[@gythftfujvf6hk539]

Thanks for this, but the audio is looped. Why ?

[@criminologystudent1nvestig523]

Learning Karl, I need some learning

[@PommeLavande]

Alrite. Been 6 months, good bit of commentage now.

[@MrSilkable]

Plenty of grippage

[@jonfoulkes3160]

"Amploid" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@AllTheHurt]

Ages ago.. 17th century?

[@dholc]

30:48

[@rorylouw4702]

Alien gives man a beard. Is he refering to Travis Walton? Think he was on Rogans podcast. Immagine if Karl interviewed him.

[@Bucketbrain82]

👽👉🧍🏻🧔🏻‍♂️

[@chloerayn]

Looked up the ‘cat out of the bag’ story as I was horrified and needed to verify. Looks like Karl’s got the details wrong again. It seems livestock was switched not meat.

[@seanjamespaulmurphy1000]

The tomato fact is real

[@livejts3301]

Steve: ..."1970's?" ....

[@einfoIk]

That’s rickydiculous

[@winterc.2476]

11:20 : Oh yeah

[@lg8894]

What happened to “If only it was raining”???

[@amp4105]

IM GONNA BURST

[@msloan8273]

I want to find out about the fella who blinked

[@tyroon81]

He looked up the date!! Oh.. No he didn't, his mate emailed it in. 🤦‍♂️

[@noka1979]

It riveted away, is one of the funniest things Karl has ever said. I don't know which episode it's on

[@joeianson6884]

37:16 2:00:30 3:15:30

[@Weirdinnit]

what they do do if the do do that

[@nardo259]

MY PILKYBONE IS FUCKING GOING MAD

[@krisbest6405]

I,m watching Perseverance Rover everyday ,whats going kn with the ruins.?

[@mattheineken]

Where the ninnies did slib.

[@Maglorfin]

And it was only his nose that wasn't Harry

[@Weirdinnit]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Weirdinnit]

SERIOUSLY KARL!!!

[@SphynxsShadow]

What are you talking about!?

[@karlhungus5725]

Bloke from Manchester went a bit balder than the rest, got a job on radio......

[@tyroon81]

@@karlhungus5725 E was normal🤭

[@josephwhittaker4067]

the crab thing is only a little bit true

[@WolfColaUK]

He's like the pot noodle of information. I'm not nourished by it..

[@29memyselfandi]

Good analogy. Like a Pot Noodle it’s full of rubbish yet oddly satisfying.

[@Maedley.Haphenheim]

Hungry news. Leaves u thirsty for more

[@KlydeKruja]

Ban gulls

[@oBuLLzEyEo1013]

Congress Tart...

[@Weirdinnit]

🤣

[@First-Last_name]

I need to hear more about hairy Chinese kid

[@aight329]

Play a record

[@Weirdinnit]

play a record!!!

[@SpecialOrder935]

The frog thing .. do I look like one or ?

[@goatclips2222]

Weird init

[@stephaniediaz1872]

working?

[@cannibalisticvegan8461]

he is seriously not wrong about that tomato one, it seems like shite but mind you renaissance europe was not a place of microbiology or gmo's so they ate lead with tons of stuff especially after 1500

[@kayfoulds1492]

Carl,not only are tomatoes bad for arthritis but they are dangerous to feed dogs as the seeds turn to cyanide in the dogs stomach...you can have that😂

[@fricky2676]

No comments? Weird innit.

[@Weirdinnit]

Hello Richard

[@cas_tiger_sub4-glitches]

You can tell Carl actually believes in aliens lol 👽

[@SamuelBlack84]

There are worse things to believe in

[@cas_tiger_sub4-glitches]

I'd mistyped 😄 i didn't mean it like that, I wasn't laughing at aliens. I typed aliens to get the 👽 emoji then forgot to delete the aliens word...........if thst makes sense confused 😕 🤔

[@kayfoulds1492]

The plague Carl😂

[@mdh8320]

Karl was right about tomatoes being poisonous because of lead plates. In the late 1700s, European Aristocrats ate tomatoes off of pewter plates, which had high lead content. Tomato acid leached lead off the plates, and people got lead poisoning as they consumed the food.

[@ianinkster2261]

The first feature of this video makes me think we need to get Karl and Travis Walton in a room.

[@TheSilentScratcherASMR]

I really like how you cut it halfway through sentences 🙄

[@5432hellogoodbye]

love they threw the libertines in there

[@Weirdinnit]

hahahha

[@simonforrest97]

Grew a beard in 3 days? That's impressive.

[@christopherborum6551]

I had a friend in college who could grow essentially a full beard in a day. He went to a military for one PG year after high school. Students were required to be clean-shaven. He would shave in the morning and then have to run back to his room after lunch and shave again so he didn't get a demerit.

[@mack8488]

@@christopherborum6551 his name was karl?

[@christopherborum6551]

@@mack8488 Mike

[@mack8488]

@@christopherborum6551 then your name must be karl....🙂

[@Maedley.Haphenheim]

Poor sound quality on this recording

[@enterpassword3313]

Nah its fine

[@omerta8713]

A

[@Weirdinnit]

b

[@alexwalker71]

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[@ryanross1905]

B

[@Weirdinnit]

c

[@maxwellhouse750]

Seems like Karl does 90% of the work. Not sure of Stephen Merchants role other than to be a know it all

[@stevowilliams8279]

He’s the lanky co-writer

[@cerealfamine1]

1:57:37 a fart?

[@youvebeengreeked]

YES WTF

[@nathaniel8854]

They weren’t…properly.

[@ronpatrick4215]

Espw

[@ronpatrick4215]

W

[@cassandras8797]

the entire crab story around 2 hours in is even more obvious bollocks than half of Karl's stories, holy shit ....okay so yes, Karl could tell

[@stephaniediaz1872]

mommy?

[@seasonedbeefs]

Borderline abuse and Steve is getting a slap

[@stephaniediaz1872]

daddy?

[@ronpatrick4215]

A w Zea ro ypw

[@My2Cents1]

Is it just me or does Steve always sound like he's fake laughing?

[@J3LLY_B3ANIE]

Yh I always thought that aswell

[@oBuLLzEyEo1013]

Just when Ricky makes a joke...

[@oscarsmall8719]

Awful editing,

[@lmm2103]

Can anyone explain what is funny about this?

[@andrewmullen6256]

If you need it explaining then go watch summat else perhaps?

[@enterpassword3313]

The entire video? Thats a funny question

[@EllieIrelandLaw]

Dicky Anderson!!!!

[@gelatinskeleton8745]

So, I want to be educated… Were Ricky and Stephen on the air every day of the week? And, had Carl on once a week? Or, was Carl simply there with them every time?

[@whatwhattowns]

As far as I remember Ricky and Steve did a Saturday show at a station called XFM. Karl was their producer. Wasn’t supposed to have a role on the show but they gradually “discovered” him and eventually, in fact rather quickly, he is essentially a 3rd host.