D&D players who just play themselves

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@XPtoLevel3
@XPtoLevel3 6 ай бұрын
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@wokemoralist
@wokemoralist 6 ай бұрын
What if I'm s-s-scared of f*re what then Jacob
@AndaraBledin
@AndaraBledin 6 ай бұрын
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@grbe22
@grbe22 6 ай бұрын
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@zayadontdwell
@zayadontdwell 6 ай бұрын
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@AndaraBledin
@AndaraBledin 6 ай бұрын
@@grbe22 PEBCAK
@levethix
@levethix 6 ай бұрын
That's mustard gas brother
@mr.dinkydude1238
@mr.dinkydude1238 6 ай бұрын
That's mustard gas brother
@mlgproplayer2915
@mlgproplayer2915 6 ай бұрын
That's mustard gas brother
@overforest1195
@overforest1195 6 ай бұрын
That's ketchup solid brother
@8Sigurd
@8Sigurd 6 ай бұрын
That's brother gas mustard
@srobertson2798
@srobertson2798 6 ай бұрын
That’s brustard gas mother
@mightytoothpick
@mightytoothpick 6 ай бұрын
rogue rolls with disadvantage:23 dm: "didnt know what i expected" this one broke me
@CookingwithKane
@CookingwithKane 6 ай бұрын
Bill's fear at being told the acid is both was fantastic
@IndigoIndustrial
@IndigoIndustrial 6 ай бұрын
As well as the "wafting".
@castrinecubique983
@castrinecubique983 6 ай бұрын
@@IndigoIndustrial it can legit prevent your nostrils from melting. He's a lil of a chemist might I say.
@castrinecubique983
@castrinecubique983 6 ай бұрын
@@TravisStockton that's why you always waft
@jeebiv4961
@jeebiv4961 6 ай бұрын
I'm not super chemistry smart, but what does "both" mean here? If it's just chlorine, shouldn't it have a pH of 7, because there's no hydrogen ions or hydroxide in it? My knowledge comes from one college biology class, so I might be missing a few parts of the puzzle
@castrinecubique983
@castrinecubique983 6 ай бұрын
@@jeebiv4961 7 is neutral ph, so no, absolutely not. Is chlorine, the element, in its purest form inert? I'm not sure, but there's water in the air, and water does make some elements burn, produce intense heat, or make poisonous gas. It's not chlorine per se, it's a chlorine and alkaline "acid" (according to the DM, who should've really picked one, lol). By acid, they don't mean the ph of it, they basically mean a liquid that melts organic matter, which can happen with really strong cleaners like drano (which is probably what they mean by "alkaline acid"). On a ph only viewpoint, they are two opposites, and should definitely neutralize each other. Hope this helped.
@Cpt.Croissant
@Cpt.Croissant 6 ай бұрын
4:02 "You know what Bill, that's crazy! You do it!" What a great DM
@SoulKingBK
@SoulKingBK 6 ай бұрын
That's all the proof he needed f*** it move forward
@tiph3802
@tiph3802 5 ай бұрын
I've done that before. If my players give me a convincing argument, I'll let them have it. It's a game and we're here to have fun and enjoy each other's company.
@AlexiSonic
@AlexiSonic 6 ай бұрын
"You've all been in a cell before" Bill : "Yup" Subtle and clean. Love it.
@ShiningDarknes
@ShiningDarknes 4 ай бұрын
Time for Bill, Dave, Bob, and Jim to go on an adventure to defeat their arch-nemesis Irvin Ramone Simmons.
@Aerowarrier
@Aerowarrier 6 ай бұрын
Okay but actually tho, playing as Orpheus after losing Eurydice is a sick idea for a character
@kokirij0167
@kokirij0167 2 ай бұрын
Fr tho, that is a fire idea
@DoNotFearTheReapa
@DoNotFearTheReapa Ай бұрын
it would be crazy if there was a game named Hades that was exactly that
@jaredhoerner7755
@jaredhoerner7755 Ай бұрын
​@@DoNotFearTheReapa It would be crazy since Hades is about Zagreus and not Orpheus.
@MysticConflux
@MysticConflux 6 ай бұрын
Bill is probably one of my favorite characters so far.
@lyndon4010
@lyndon4010 6 ай бұрын
i concur! MORE BILL!!
@AnoNymous-gn6tl
@AnoNymous-gn6tl 6 ай бұрын
@@lyndon4010 Hot-take: I think Bill is actually the gigachad, or his brother at least.
@Lord_Nibex
@Lord_Nibex 6 ай бұрын
​@@AnoNymous-gn6tl redneck gigachad
@lyndon4010
@lyndon4010 6 ай бұрын
@@AnoNymous-gn6tl oh sht, is this Gigachad's origin story?
@bobbyfartz5591
@bobbyfartz5591 6 ай бұрын
XP better give us more Bill lore
@eugenides04
@eugenides04 6 ай бұрын
Loved this skit! Loved taking the "Guy who tries to apply physics and irl knowledge to D&D" trope, but instead of being annoyed about it, just letting the guy have it and running with it, while seamlessly also showcasing the other players playing "normally" with skill checks with no conflict between the two. Also, skit was just funny af. x3
@ShiningDarknes
@ShiningDarknes 4 ай бұрын
Yup, as long as everyone is having a good time who care's right? Only rule that matters is ensure everyone is having fun. (just remember the GM is included in everyone)
@ibraheemshuaib8954
@ibraheemshuaib8954 3 ай бұрын
My char had broken stats, but never used em as he prefered avoiding combat and using logic rather than abilities. He used Mongolian Battle Tactics to siege a Fortress with 10 horses, stopped the bandit problem by fixing the economy, stopped rebels by having the monarch put in better policies and localised autonomy. and this is only a fraction of his shenanigans
@UlrichDraken
@UlrichDraken 6 ай бұрын
Bill is 100% an artificer not a barbarian
@Deathnom
@Deathnom 6 ай бұрын
Bill is a metagaming barbarian.
@asmallphd9648
@asmallphd9648 6 ай бұрын
how is he suppost to choke his wife
@dangops5875
@dangops5875 6 ай бұрын
We better just hope he doesn't have a degree in nuke-iology
@charlesm7215
@charlesm7215 6 ай бұрын
Bill the Bartificer
@lextatertotsfromhell7673
@lextatertotsfromhell7673 6 ай бұрын
gorgug thistlespring coded
@captainomc3802
@captainomc3802 6 ай бұрын
Ok now i need to see Cumwagon, Wizard, Bill and Chad in a party
@grammarmaid
@grammarmaid 6 ай бұрын
"...It'll work. There's no chance of failure; it's physics." That line and its delivery absolutely slayed me. You are a true treat, Jacob.
@AK-qh6lr
@AK-qh6lr 6 ай бұрын
Bill: it's impossible to fail Human error: allow me to introduce myself
@baydiac
@baydiac 6 ай бұрын
​@@AK-qh6lrAll it takes is butter fingers!
@drakegrandx5914
@drakegrandx5914 6 ай бұрын
Hi, can I ask the source of your propic?
@davidbeppler3032
@davidbeppler3032 6 ай бұрын
Physics always works unless magic specifically says otherwise. Hit a tree with a cone of cold and you get a barrel of TnT. BOOM!
@papertroll1876
@papertroll1876 6 ай бұрын
That and ‘bill there’s nothing on your sheet’ that one got me
@galaxxy_foxx2583
@galaxxy_foxx2583 6 ай бұрын
this is actually a really cool one shot idea where the players just play as themselves. though it would most likely just be a team of bards and artificers given how dnd players are
@Buphido
@Buphido 4 ай бұрын
Nah as a theoretical stem student I‘d totally be a mage. If I were myself, just, inserted into the world of DnD, you can bet that I‘d seek out the closest magic school available and hop to it. Should hopefully be lvl 1 by the time the adventure sets in.
@boingus-s1w
@boingus-s1w 6 ай бұрын
"You've all been in a cell before" Bill who was playing himself: "Yup" 🤨
@sicariussavior8250
@sicariussavior8250 6 ай бұрын
I'll never get over just how good you are at acting so many characters in a single scene and flawlessly stitching them together for videos.
@jaycub8547
@jaycub8547 6 ай бұрын
Bill seemed to know a lot about physics and chemistry... Something of a science guy or something else
@leguan278
@leguan278 6 ай бұрын
You know, im something…
@logangraham3689
@logangraham3689 6 ай бұрын
He could have been an amazing Artificer.
@JGB0990
@JGB0990 6 ай бұрын
Running a meth lab will do that, I hear.
@FruitNDoggie
@FruitNDoggie 6 ай бұрын
I can't de-Nye that.
@ZttackFrmBhind
@ZttackFrmBhind 6 ай бұрын
Nye don't get the reference
@dusk_writer
@dusk_writer 6 ай бұрын
"Oh!" *looks up what mustard gas does to the human body* "... Ohhh"
@gosha305
@gosha305 6 ай бұрын
I believe this is where I'm meant to say "Congratulations. You've played yourself"
@agentofcaladium2741
@agentofcaladium2741 6 ай бұрын
Slow claps Well done I hope you're proud of yourself I just spit my tea out because of this comment
@WYZEGUISE
@WYZEGUISE 6 ай бұрын
Well played sir
@Gildorify
@Gildorify 6 ай бұрын
*Golf clap*
@phantomlantern9169
@phantomlantern9169 6 ай бұрын
this is what I thought the title of the video meant at first
@461weavile
@461weavile 6 ай бұрын
​@@phantomlantern9169 me too. I was wondering if the skit would be about just pointing out all the penalties the character should have in the circumstances, but the DM was bending the rules for their benefit.
@LettuceScribe268
@LettuceScribe268 6 ай бұрын
3:25 “You’ve all been in a cell before?” Bill: “Yep” Me: remembers Bill is playing himself
@patricks2645
@patricks2645 6 ай бұрын
my first group I dm'd for were my college roommates. we were all engineering students. they put a strap on the outside of the bag of holding and then strung it over an immovable rod to create a mobile turret for the archer to pop in and out of. their "that's just physics brother" responses were the bane of my existence because we all passed physics together and they were usually right. i loved that game
@NoConsequenc3
@NoConsequenc3 6 ай бұрын
remind them the difference between paper physics and real life objects with hidden stress points you can't see
@tiph3802
@tiph3802 5 ай бұрын
​@@NoConsequenc3yeah, tell them they were having fun wrong! Seriously, if the DM was having fun too it's fine.
@ShiningDarknes
@ShiningDarknes 4 ай бұрын
@@NoConsequenc3 Yeah but it is a pen and paper game, so paper physics are the most applicable physics, checkmate.
@myster_ink8115
@myster_ink8115 6 ай бұрын
This should have totally have been a like a 30min -- hr skit Bill was pure GOLD XD or a series like "the wizard" "Bill the guys that's himself" XD
@RealRizzardofozz
@RealRizzardofozz 6 ай бұрын
Lmao I think every game needs a "Bill". Also "that's mustard gas brother" has to be one of the best quotes I've ever heard!
@AmberMetallicScorpion
@AmberMetallicScorpion 6 ай бұрын
honestly while i massively respect people who can act as characters wildly different from themselves, i've found that most of the time it's easier to incorporate an element of yourself into the character and develop that over time in order to make a unique character say for example, maybe you're a really witty person, you could try playing a charisma based build, and build the character around that wit, or maybe you're a really caring person, and end up being the party mom obviously don't play literally yourself, but if you do focus on an element of yourself, it can make getting into character easy
@based_mouse
@based_mouse 6 ай бұрын
looking forward to the inevitable Bill + Gigachad + Wizard crossover
@VinyDMD
@VinyDMD 6 ай бұрын
Jacob not referring to his clones as Jacob was a real immersion breaker
@thrillershark
@thrillershark Ай бұрын
What clones?
@CrazygamingSM270
@CrazygamingSM270 6 ай бұрын
please for the love of god make this a series I live and die for BILL
@devinayaz9210
@devinayaz9210 6 ай бұрын
BILL IS GONNA KILL EVERYONE LOL XD. (also bill is technically an alchemist barbarian? )
@jl1566
@jl1566 6 ай бұрын
Me too!! I am obsessed with Bill!
@AoTExodus
@AoTExodus 6 ай бұрын
Omg please!!!!
@CompressionPolice
@CompressionPolice 6 ай бұрын
​@@devinayaz9210nah Bill's just a farmer
@thekrimson1927
@thekrimson1927 6 ай бұрын
Yes please
@izenheimreborn6390
@izenheimreborn6390 6 ай бұрын
Had this once recently. Was running a modern campaign and had them fight a tank. It was meant to be a difficult encounter where they would work together to destroy it, only for one player to look up the specific make and model, as well as it's blueprints, exclusively to try and cheat the game in the first round
@alexandredelarge1901
@alexandredelarge1901 2 ай бұрын
does he play war thunder?
@izenheimreborn6390
@izenheimreborn6390 2 ай бұрын
@alexandredelarge1901 That's what scares me. They don't. None of them
@alexandredelarge1901
@alexandredelarge1901 2 ай бұрын
@@izenheimreborn6390 call the fbi
@mrmuffins951
@mrmuffins951 6 ай бұрын
“There’s no chance it won’t work, it’s physics” I s2g I’ve heard this too many times
@BODELTOTE
@BODELTOTE 6 ай бұрын
"Ok, roll me an arcana check" (the mechanism seems to be mixed with a magical liquid that doesnt exist in the real world)
@BuffMcManly
@BuffMcManly 6 ай бұрын
​@@BODELTOTE"I drink it"
@ZelphTheWebmancer
@ZelphTheWebmancer 6 ай бұрын
This is when you play the "Yeah, but this is a game about magic and the mechanism can be different, and we are playing a game so failure is also a point we deal with but here is advantage for being descriptive about it" card. Ok, depending on the context I could allow them to not roll, but still.
@StalkerQtya
@StalkerQtya 6 ай бұрын
I mean, it's a legit point. Your character is supposed to be a trained X or Y doing stuff, so I don't see any reason why anything has to fail in a rather simple situation. GM could be more creative. Like you see the pressure plate is slightly corroded due to the acid and if you don't work fast enough the trigger will activate anyways. Or it's rigged to activate upon deactivation and you have seconds to figure out what's the real deactivating mechanism. Or there are just people shooting at you, that also does the trick. Etc.
@Deathnom
@Deathnom 6 ай бұрын
I hate when characters do this. Its up to the DM to decide what is going on, not the players. Especially when the party barbarian uses his real life knowledge to try and make something only a trained artificer could do, and argues that since he as a player knows how to do something their character should as well.
@Isaax
@Isaax 6 ай бұрын
"You know what Bill, that's crazy, you do it." 10/10 holy lmao
@TheDreamer980
@TheDreamer980 6 ай бұрын
The totally not Orpheus reference is everything
@spillersoda
@spillersoda 6 ай бұрын
I'm glad I'm not the only one who got that. Love Greek myths
@MultiMusicMan
@MultiMusicMan 6 ай бұрын
Me too! I’m also glad other people got it. We seem to be in the minority.
@raidenakajacktheripper5988
@raidenakajacktheripper5988 6 ай бұрын
Yeah that bit was really well done
@Tachii31
@Tachii31 6 ай бұрын
Orphororororuhororororg is a totally original character and does not need this kind of slander.
@fractalfroste
@fractalfroste 6 ай бұрын
I'm wearing a hadestown shirt while watching this hahaha
@non-playablecharacter5549
@non-playablecharacter5549 6 ай бұрын
Bill is every player I have ever DM'ed for. Every bit of this skit brought so much nostalgia. I had to homebrew so many mechanics to try to let them have the freedom they thought DnD was about.
@brandongriffin2511
@brandongriffin2511 6 ай бұрын
All my characters are one aspect of my personality turned up to 100
@o0ugi860
@o0ugi860 6 ай бұрын
Same
@greed94
@greed94 6 ай бұрын
Same
@aarthritis
@aarthritis 6 ай бұрын
Same
@terranium730
@terranium730 6 ай бұрын
Same
@mlgproplayer2915
@mlgproplayer2915 6 ай бұрын
Same
@filler2013
@filler2013 6 ай бұрын
I really want to see Bill in more sketches. Him vs. the wizard would be amazing.
@Dantarn
@Dantarn 6 ай бұрын
I was really expecting Bill to be a stereotypical 'Dumb southern dude doesn't understand what's happening' but making him oblivious to how the game is 'supposed' to go and just using his smarts to do insane things was a great idea
@AndrewThoesen
@AndrewThoesen 3 ай бұрын
Bill is every southern engineer I’ve ever met lol.
@joe.5103
@joe.5103 2 ай бұрын
Logan lucky inspiration?
@KayDeeKeySull
@KayDeeKeySull 6 ай бұрын
5:34 The dnd player in me, who has actually played in a meta campaign where i played an acid adept evo wizard: this video is so fun! The chemist in me, who has worked first hand with chlorine gas (wafting is very smart) and knows that 1) Cl2 is not an acid and 2) alkaline and acidic are opposites: this video is so fun!
@raidenakajacktheripper5988
@raidenakajacktheripper5988 6 ай бұрын
Finally, a worthy opponent for the Wizard
@Gnostic88
@Gnostic88 6 ай бұрын
LETs GOOOOO! Bill will find a way.
@IoanCenturion
@IoanCenturion 6 ай бұрын
The Wizard gets punched in the face IRL and thus loses in game
@captainomc3802
@captainomc3802 6 ай бұрын
Yeah a psycho against a war criminal
@allofkat
@allofkat 6 ай бұрын
Yes please xD
@raidenakajacktheripper5988
@raidenakajacktheripper5988 6 ай бұрын
@@captainomc3802 Which one's which?
@callumnegrotti7327
@callumnegrotti7327 6 ай бұрын
I love the physics bit because me and my 3 friends all play DnD together and we all study physics at uni together too, so we’re just constantly convincing our DM that “Um, actually this should happen because physics” and it leads to some shenanigans to say the least
@anthonycousineau5205
@anthonycousineau5205 6 ай бұрын
Bill: I used to clean pool. In Baldur Gate?! Bill: Yeah. This make me laugh so hard!
@castrinecubique983
@castrinecubique983 6 ай бұрын
tbf, there are fountains, and pretty sure the city won't let it get all mucked up with algae and yuck, so it is plausible, but might not be called pools
@TheRooMann
@TheRooMann 6 ай бұрын
This made me laugh so hard. This has to be one of the funniest D&D sketches I’ve ever seen. Thank you so much.
@SlinxTheFox
@SlinxTheFox 6 ай бұрын
the bench warrant was 100% not in the game
@scratthesquirrel5242
@scratthesquirrel5242 6 ай бұрын
bill is a good friend that gives his friends plausible deniability
@FlyJonat
@FlyJonat 6 ай бұрын
Bill will provably have a visit from bounty hunters soon and not in the game.
@ArberKryemadhi
@ArberKryemadhi 5 ай бұрын
Fantasy bench warrant for not showing up to fantasy court
@tumulterudition3228
@tumulterudition3228 6 ай бұрын
Bill will be the new Wizard. He traded fireball for mustard gas.
@CaptCKernel
@CaptCKernel 6 ай бұрын
The Geneva Convention does not extend to the Forgotten Realms. Trust me, I play a lawyer.
@SpyrosKoronis
@SpyrosKoronis 6 ай бұрын
In the game, right...? IN THE *GAME*, RIGHT?!
@Ironfist85hu1
@Ironfist85hu1 6 ай бұрын
Actually, if you are a citizen of a country which accepted the Geneva Conventions, you need to keep it too, even if you're in a place what didn't agree to it (basically your homeland's laws apply to you no matter where you are). And Bill, well... he's seemingly from USA Deep South, sooo.... :D
@CaptCKernel
@CaptCKernel 6 ай бұрын
@@Ironfist85hu1 something tells me there's a sovereign citizen joke in there somewhere
@bodyrumuae2914
@bodyrumuae2914 6 ай бұрын
There's more than one convention that was held at Geneva.
@CaptCKernel
@CaptCKernel 6 ай бұрын
@@bodyrumuae2914 GenCon?
@ReptillianStrike
@ReptillianStrike 6 ай бұрын
I want to see more of Bill. That was beautiful. And I love that the DM just rolled with it. I thought he was going to get upset.
@gregjensen5826
@gregjensen5826 6 ай бұрын
This was how I ran my Planescape campaign. I had everybody make characters based on themselves with the same equipment as whatever they had on them at the time, and sent them through a portal to Sigil.
@Ky-Nas
@Ky-Nas 6 ай бұрын
So- an isekai campaign then? neat :)
@casteanpreswyn7528
@casteanpreswyn7528 6 ай бұрын
​@@Ky-Nas my playgroup did this once, applying as many real world physics as possible to the game. Turns out, doing that makes you way more terrifying than in a normal campaign.
@Badguy292
@Badguy292 6 ай бұрын
@@casteanpreswyn7528 That sounds like a lot of fun, I'm genuinely curious to hear more.
@A_cookie_not_a_person
@A_cookie_not_a_person 6 ай бұрын
@@casteanpreswyn7528Did your players dive into antimatter made with presdigitation? Or creating images with presdigitation that have a color of a frequency of 10^150 Hz? There are so many ways to blow up planets if you apply realistic physics to d&d.
@Darkmater1_1
@Darkmater1_1 4 ай бұрын
​​@@A_cookie_not_a_personokay please tell me how to make antimatter with that spell, I need to know
@Ryuflare1
@Ryuflare1 6 ай бұрын
"Why did you do that? *sniff* "ACAB" And Bill is now my favorite.
@nrais76
@nrais76 6 ай бұрын
This is literally how to play 1st edition. I mean, the exhaustive description and application of real world knowledge. That's actually required.
@Gormfork
@Gormfork 6 ай бұрын
I run an OSR game and for a while there i couldnt understand what was so funny about using a wedge and pick to pry open a pressure plate
@VioletRM
@VioletRM 6 ай бұрын
i mean, kinda? as a 2nd edition player (which is just a big errata of 1st edition by modern standards) there was a lot more hinging on the nerdiness of the players, but i think youre exaggerating how extensive the significance of that is
@willowparker-ct3pq
@willowparker-ct3pq 6 ай бұрын
@@GormforkYeah, in my book that’s just called “playing D&D.”
@ReptillianStrike
@ReptillianStrike 6 ай бұрын
That actually sounds like a lot of fun. I really want to play a game like that.
@BattleKing00
@BattleKing00 5 ай бұрын
I was told by my forever dm friend that if we ever play 1e I would have a broken character because the character has all skills and abilities of the player. I'm an engineer with way too many niche hobbies including armoursmithing, so I can equip my entire party with plate armour!
@neobaldurevermore3757
@neobaldurevermore3757 5 ай бұрын
For the love of all that is holy, you must make the D&D adventures of Bill a series! Funniest D&D content I've seen in a long time!
@jackarmer8924
@jackarmer8924 6 ай бұрын
I can imagine chad and wizard having an intense 1v1 while bill is preparing mustard gas in the corner, getting ready to throw it at them while he's in his outdoor rocking chair
@Tuskor130
@Tuskor130 3 ай бұрын
"Dislocating your hand is easy, watch" Is this Bill or Chad holy shit lol
@thomaspetrucka9173
@thomaspetrucka9173 6 ай бұрын
FUN STORY! When I DM'ed my first campaign, we had a player who actually named his human fighter after himself--Will! And when I asked for an NPC for the character, he gave me 2 sisters--which I later found out were named after his real sisters. 😅 He's still a part of our group, and has since been DM, but you hit real close to home with this one. 😂
@CaronDriel
@CaronDriel 6 ай бұрын
He doesn’t do that every time, does he? No jokes about a “Council of Wills”? Because if so I think we know the same guy.
@magnustherad1516
@magnustherad1516 6 ай бұрын
Bill is my new favorite character 😆 Please give us a series with Wizard, Gigachad and Bill
@anthonyanswer8841
@anthonyanswer8841 6 ай бұрын
The last minute of the video was comedy gold "ooh buddy, I rage and I strangle him" or "that's a mustard gas brother"
@dg7815
@dg7815 6 ай бұрын
Dude, Bill's awesome. I thought this video was supposed to tease people who don't roleplay, not make them out to be a bunch based Chads. I can't roleplay a different personality than my own and I'm nowhere near as cool as Bill.
@bragsaint7824
@bragsaint7824 6 ай бұрын
Love how as a barbarian he makeshifts a mustard gas bomb but only rages when someone survives it just to put his bare hands on it, the German in him is powerful indeed
@dangerface300
@dangerface300 6 ай бұрын
Plays barbarian Charged with domestic violence and murder Strangles a man to death for being a cop Why isn't he wearing a wifebeater?
@Dungeon_Dunce2011
@Dungeon_Dunce2011 6 ай бұрын
There is a difference between German and Nazi, the entire country was on a campaign of removing any semblance of Hitler's regime, and has apologized for the actions of it's past leaders profusely.
@JT_Lich
@JT_Lich 3 ай бұрын
No joke, one of my players in my Candela Obscura game played a battlefield medic and literally built an improvised mustard gas bomb with residual chemicals and a potato. He rolled a 6 to make it but a 2 to deploy it, so it barely did anything.
@thesuperdk513
@thesuperdk513 6 ай бұрын
That's honestly not a bad character to start playing as, since it helps as an easy introduction to roleplay. Though it does get pretty dumb after a while, especially if you've been playing for a couple years.
@J1xx1C
@J1xx1C 6 ай бұрын
Upvote to bring back bill as a reoccurring staple of a character. I love bill.
@SirGoblin
@SirGoblin 6 ай бұрын
I love how Jacob gave Bill almost the same voice that he has for Arthur Morgan. It’s so fitting lol
@jackllewellynkramer
@jackllewellynkramer 6 ай бұрын
Wait a minute... I recognize you from somewhere
@sahar1213
@sahar1213 6 ай бұрын
cool pfp
@unexardiximarion1920
@unexardiximarion1920 5 ай бұрын
I absolutely love the delivery of "I used to clean pools. - In Baldur's Gate?? ..... - Yeah." Had me laughing for a hot minute.
@400KrispyKremes
@400KrispyKremes 6 ай бұрын
I like the way Bill played that. He had almost nothing to work with, but damn if he didn't pull through.
@DParkerNunya
@DParkerNunya 3 ай бұрын
"I rage and then I strangle him" Oh, I guess he does understand how the game works. Good for you Bill.
@TheRealLordLampington
@TheRealLordLampington 6 ай бұрын
Bill just started and he's already committing war crimes?! GOOD JOB BILL!
@tickledeggz
@tickledeggz 6 ай бұрын
Crimes against humanity, he's a pool cleaaner not a soldier.
@antonyceralleo8919
@antonyceralleo8919 6 ай бұрын
i love the deep lore of the jacobverse, i wanna see bill, Chad jacob, and the wizard play a game together
@Fakesi
@Fakesi 6 ай бұрын
Man I love,Ororffforourof-Orc!
@lanceward5904
@lanceward5904 6 ай бұрын
“I used to clean pools.” “In Baldur’s Gate??!?” “…yeauuuh…”
@lagartopunkarra
@lagartopunkarra 6 ай бұрын
"I don't need a sheet, I have all in my head" Bill... get out
@whitestoneandy797
@whitestoneandy797 6 ай бұрын
Bill is my new favorite character in all of media
@SillySyrup
@SillySyrup 6 ай бұрын
"Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! (Bill Nye The Science Guy!) Bill! Bill! Bill Bill! (Science Rules!) Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!"
@mr.diamondboots1747
@mr.diamondboots1747 6 ай бұрын
We need a full series of bill videos.
@good-sofa
@good-sofa 6 ай бұрын
Bill is honestly a really cool character concept
@L337P1R4735
@L337P1R4735 6 ай бұрын
Bill MUST become a reoccurring character!
@ConfusedEli
@ConfusedEli 6 ай бұрын
I read the notification and thought it would be a “you played yourself” moment but this was much better
@empdisaster10
@empdisaster10 6 ай бұрын
My dm has a rule that for recall knowledge on creatures that if we can physically identify them from the description we automatically succeed the recall knowledge check
@TheShadowOfHumanity
@TheShadowOfHumanity 6 ай бұрын
Bill is the only character that is funnier to watch than the Wizard.
@RobSTAR_IV
@RobSTAR_IV 6 ай бұрын
I almost died laughing, cause I absolutely know Bill irl and he fucking scares me! Lol.
@wishfuldorian
@wishfuldorian 6 ай бұрын
You're such a good actor omfg each character sounds and feels like a completely different person
@phinoxford8741
@phinoxford8741 6 ай бұрын
We love bill
@ari_dexel4288
@ari_dexel4288 6 ай бұрын
The idea of a character whose gimmick is that they don’t need to roll something like an ability check if they perfectly explain how or are able to do it in real life is wild
@TheMoisticle
@TheMoisticle 6 ай бұрын
This settles it, my next character is also Bill the Human Barbarian Engineer Pool Cleaner Widower
@LJCyrus1
@LJCyrus1 6 ай бұрын
For some reason this made me think of a delusional barbarian who thinks they are an artificer and rages when their construct is broken when they throw it at an enemy expecting said enemy to die. They should probably carry around a comically large wrench that they use as a maul in battle.
@AsaNoGaijin
@AsaNoGaijin 6 ай бұрын
who may or may not have killed his wife
@bbluva21
@bbluva21 6 ай бұрын
Me watching that Orpheus joke go over 97.8% of the audience's collective heads 👉
@AlexLawngtv
@AlexLawngtv 6 ай бұрын
As a fan of the channel for a while. seeing your kid grow up in the background of the videos has made me feel old. thanks.
@grammarmaid
@grammarmaid 6 ай бұрын
I felt that, too! During the sponsored segment I was like, "omigosh, she's getting so big!"
@Loki-
@Loki- 5 ай бұрын
This was WAY better than I expected lol. Love the story progression. I was expecting more memey hijinks.
@andrewmcmillin
@andrewmcmillin 6 ай бұрын
I want bill to be a reoccurring character now
@crocketthensley2741
@crocketthensley2741 6 ай бұрын
So I'm a robotics engineer who also plays D&D, and am actively in a campaign where I play an artillerist artificer. Every time we level up I send my DM a message with a bunch of new inventions and how they could be made using in-game resources, and we work together to determine more-or-less balanced effects they could have. It has low key been a blast. Long live Bill!
@luiken3
@luiken3 6 ай бұрын
I'd love to see Chad and Wizard interact with Bill seperately. Then maybe together...
@Exaltedenoch
@Exaltedenoch Ай бұрын
Oh man! You got me rollin with this one. Can't wait to see the session where Chad has to deal with the Wizard and Bill at the same time!
@morrigankasa570
@morrigankasa570 6 ай бұрын
I think it's perfectly reasonable and good to incorporate some real life knowledge/skills in a D&D Character/Game.
@u.v.s.5583
@u.v.s.5583 3 ай бұрын
- I take out my mobile phone and call the police.
@Cheeselord83
@Cheeselord83 4 ай бұрын
Back when I was a young teen just starting to experiment with D&D my friends and I all played ourselves in game but not to this degree. We still did dice rolls etc. and used alot of imagination. But in our case it was intentional because we found it funny to play "ourselves" in the d&d universe trying to survive dungeons and random situations/encounters. We were in tears from laughing our heads off at each others real world reactions to in game events.
@lucajustluca8257
@lucajustluca8257 6 ай бұрын
"Thats mustard gaaesss brorher >:)"
@autoimmunedefficiencysyndrome
@autoimmunedefficiencysyndrome 6 ай бұрын
I wholeheartedly stand by always letting players do any small actions they're physically capable of doing in real life
@codebracker
@codebracker 6 ай бұрын
I used to clean pools IN BALDUR'S GATE?? Yes.
@KuaEtus
@KuaEtus 6 ай бұрын
Okay, just 1 thing, "if i have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants" Isaac Newton The fact that you know how to make a war crime substance doesn't mean that your character knows. Weapons like that one were invented in the 1910's, hundreds of years after the time you play in a fantasy setting. Your character doesn't have the accumulated knowledge that you have, so they at least have to make a hige roll to start developing that kind of chemical advances. I study chemistry and food science, you have to be a prodigy and have like 25 Int to come up with the formula of mustard gas on the fly 1000 years before its time.
@Evoker23-lx8mb
@Evoker23-lx8mb 6 ай бұрын
Bill: You know, I’m something of a scientist myself.
@DndCanderous
@DndCanderous 6 ай бұрын
This was 100% comedic gold. I need more
@PobortzaPl
@PobortzaPl 6 ай бұрын
Bill answers the question "Have you ever been to jail before?" with a kind of tired "Yup". The same Bill who plays as HIMSELF.
@jpier7991
@jpier7991 6 ай бұрын
Few channels make me laugh out loud like this one does. Love your content.
@FruitNDoggie
@FruitNDoggie 6 ай бұрын
Bill: "Yeah, the cops think I killed my wife Lisa, but they're way off." Rest of the Party: "That phrasing doesn't scream innocent." Bill: "I never said I was."
@Aaa-vp6ug
@Aaa-vp6ug 6 ай бұрын
Plot twist: he hired a hitman
@asagoldsmith3328
@asagoldsmith3328 6 ай бұрын
He released an exercise tape weeks before the incident
@thekavage5263
@thekavage5263 6 ай бұрын
Bro woke up and choose chaos and chemical warfare
@SummonerGER
@SummonerGER 6 ай бұрын
Video starts here 1:09
@C1umsyJester
@C1umsyJester 2 ай бұрын
The rule for skipping ads is always just skip 60 seconds
@philkelhd2296
@philkelhd2296 6 ай бұрын
Love your Videos you are my favorite DnD KZbinr watch all your old once I especially love your Paladinguild the petting Puppy's as a free action bit always gets me
@Gingrman-mx4sp
@Gingrman-mx4sp 6 ай бұрын
This actually shows a good point about not always calling for a roll if it's not needed
@Omnifarious42
@Omnifarious42 6 ай бұрын
Which is pretty much 90% of the time for most DMs... Especially when it comes to things like lifting heavy things and Str based characters.
@Waitwhat469
@Waitwhat469 6 ай бұрын
Yeah the systems are just models to make it easy to make fair decisions if you don't already have an idea of how it should go. Super useful if you are playing someone different from yourself too, but if everyone feels like "it just makes sense" then their is no reason for a ruling on it!
@u.v.s.5583
@u.v.s.5583 3 ай бұрын
Gets Tetanus while trying to open a door.
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