Y'all are BROKE

[@ellys7516]

These guys are always dressed either like they’re attending a red carpet event or like an upper middle class 15 year old. There is no in-between.

[@bumblebeebrass164]

Absolutely no swag 😂

[@a10npc]

lmfaooo totally

[@emilefortier7801]

Damn thats a good description well done dude

[@kioumaarstaeed]

This! 😭😂

[@beepboop6097]

Unbelievably accurate

[@lemonily9645]

When you're the trillion dollar man but still can't afford a good therapist

[@ammarnabikhan4810]

Your comment is soo good.

[@karenflores4987]

Some people use their anger, resentment and bitterness to build an empire. Unfortunately that doesn't solve their traumas and then it will keep resurfacing until they do the work to heal. It reminds me of Paris Hilton, she used her anger as fuel to work and work and make something of herself after she left Utah's boarding school and her whole life she spent getting herself in abusive relationships because she didn't do the work to heal. It's sad, I honestly feel bad for the guy too. He sounds like is has a lot of bottled up anger and resentment.

[@idadalmeida9536]

@Tony Stark what about my man in African back in the olden days 🤨

[@1li6na]

@Tony Stark ok?

[@dannyquinn3783]

@@idadalmeida9536 Mansa Musa was richer than I can comprehend

[@jackbradley8897]

“flexivization” is not only an absurd word to say out loud, but also a ridiculous topic to be concerned with

[@LunarEleven]

RIGHT? I had to replay it, I was sure I couldn't possibly have heard correctly. You have to be a millionaire to drop "flexivization" in a conversation without the other person saying "fucking *pardon?"*

[@camerroneous]

Dude’s been passed over for Shark Tank one too many times he’s snapped

[@allisonjohn6389]

Idk guys I thought the way he used that word was pretty frictionless

[@vinm3630]

The reason he is concerned with it is that if he can predict how people will react or spend their money, he can invest heavily in companies that do or will provide the services in demand. Being ahead of the curve with millions to invest, can be very lucrative. I wonder if he meant flexibilization...

[@euanoneill8398]

@@vinm3630 no. He was talking about a product’s ability to become “flex-able” and capitalizing on that by renting them out to people. It’s a stupid idea, because it goes against the whole idea of flexing, because you don’t even own the fucking product (lmao).

[@cheri618]

“if you got a 9 to 5 job right now you’re poor.” jokes on you sir i lost my job during the pandemic.

[@FirstUsername]

Prostitution industry will come back in full force. I believe in you.

[@gavrochethenardier957]

@@FirstUsername I'm sorry but what

[@FirstUsername]

@@gavrochethenardier957 I believe

[@Gideon13397]

@@FirstUsername 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mytaetaero]

i’m sorry to hear that, i just wanted to say taehyung?!

[@zoemorganZM]

Those ads are the “hey huns” of male millionaire marketing

[@clt8200]

Gary Vee bf and It Works gf

[@tank7474]

What's that

[@zoemorganZM]

@@tank7474 google it big boi

[@kristiannarobinson8587]

LAWD 😭😭 I can't see it as anything different now, thanks man 😭

[@idkwhybut...]

@@MSoundous Off topic too, but yeah. She's so pretty.

[@Coffeezilla]

the millionaire animorph hypothesis is going to be a bigger scientific breakthrough than evolution or electricity.

[@tryzydrate]

Please join forces to destroy the endless wave of self made millionaires

[@originalzomfg]

The most ambitious cross-over in YT's history

[@DavidGarcia-wf9ut]

Such a frictionless way to put it

[@sensei_bear]

oh shit, we got the internet detective here! 13 year old bot army represent 🙏

[@FrostyAlpaca]

Hello 13 yr old bot, carry on

[@LH-wd7mc]

These people that are internet millionaires are definitely renting everything.

[@notmyhairyarmpits]

Like their personality... 🤷‍♀️

[@BobbySacamano]

Including their soul. And they're gonna return it in really shitty condition.

[@xzxnndghsjjjj]

Absolutely

[@movitz6391]

Truuuuuu

[@marvinthemartian4044]

Understand where you're coming from but renting is smarter in a lot of circumstances...

[@jacoborozco9412]

“Millionaires learn these buzzwords and see what’s hot” Cody: “frictionless”

[@DMomsFan1]

Came to look for this comment lmaoo

[@juliawho3896]

Thanks i said the same🤣

[@mixtapem8536]

I was the 1K like :)

[@xfreyawatson]

I wish they would stop demonizing 9 to 5s, being self employed isn’t for everyone- I need that stability or else I’ll go crazy

[@thegreatgoddess9149]

Same

[@TipTheScales27]

I like it too. My home and work life are completely separate

[@rockyjumper1165]

Also what even is a 9-5 in this day and age

[@BlxckBaron]

@@rockyjumper1165 a job that gives you a W2 form

[@marc0d0n]

facts

[@mattdavella]

This video was like looking into the future.

[@thenoelmiller]

Shit your pants piss your pants !!

[@dominic1332]

i got an ad from one of them on this video

[@hossammansour7768]

An interaction that’s gonna go down in the books

[@ahd200]

@@thenoelmiller ??

[@abeille983]

@@ahd200 right 😭😭

[@TribalTrapMusic]

I tried skipping the fake ad. Down bad

[@darkeneddoll9567]

SAME LMAO

[@jalitzanieves9222]

how the fuck did i read this and still do it?

[@michaelhickman3854]

Haha I remember your vids from YEARS ago

[@sqacecloud]

Very down bad

[@skytrembles6792]

I didn’t see this and just commented the same thing 😂

[@Imran-hu5uz]

The KZbin algorithm tryna tell Noel that he’s actually broke. What does that make us? Damn

[@sarabrimage]

Poor

[@BobaSoda_]

We're the cardboard box tribe and our homeland is the back of a Kroger's

[@Emily9378]

nonexistent

[@missundies]

That old man seems really pressed about me being poor, hope he gives me money so he feels better.

[@_encore2665]

I like the way u think ma 🤠😉

[@leviathan3630]

Gotta hustle

[@umbra3700]

“There are people doing digital art all the time” *shows pic of traditional art*

[@lexiedurick4207]

Its the thought that counts 🤣

[@itsalwaysme]

I think that's the joke, he showed a shitty hand drawn pic as "digital art"

[@Hannahgs]

Welcome to the joke

[@gentle2u]

that was a joke from the editor. idk i thought it was funny

[@Marlb0r0lites]

what if just the fact that it’s digitally uploaded makes it....digital art ???? 🧐🤔

[@percyhadez]

NFT is like a plague to the art community, people are stealing artists art and reselling it that way. art twitters went private by the hundreds because of that

[@ag9382]

not to mention it’s horrible for the environment and the only people making money off of it are already rich

[@Hello-qf3fd]

@@ag9382 how is it horrible for the environment?

[@JamesSmith-wu1dd]

This is the reason why do art as a hobby instesd of a career/job

[@emmiwee1000]

@@Hello-qf3fd because the way you pay for NFTs is thought cryptocurrency. To get cryptocurrency you have to 'mine' for it basically have a powerful computer running solving math problems and getting cryptocurrency as a reward. And since a bunch of people now have their computers running most of the time, it uses up a lot of electricity, which is still not largely produced through natural clean resources like solar, wind, ect.

[@Hello-qf3fd]

@@emmiwee1000 Thanks for the perspective!

[@user-io7yg2pv5l]

When he said “press like” he convinced me to press like

[@matthewmacapinlac6376]

same

[@Vincisomething]

I had to

[@pardonmy_existence]

I never thought it was possible but yeah! You are right

[@mr.meeseeks5127]

Me too. I never like videos. Just something I've never done.

[@P1n_t0]

I was too scared to refuse

[@charitha7432]

If you can hear this this you're broke: Whats up guys welcome to the tmg podcast, this is actually last weeks episode

[@sucail128]

this is toda- today’s freEEEe episode

[@NutellaMosley]

@@sucail128 aaAah!

[@user-ks6db4js7z]

and if you want - the bonus episode...

[@baileykern9723]

@@user-ks6db4js7z that went up today as well..

[@denmcgrew70]

Damn im broke af

[@cass465]

Jesus, that guy Dan has a bajillion dollars and couldn’t get a damn therapist to help him move past his childhood so that he’s not screaming at no one on the internet about it, blood pulsing to his head like he’s a human cyst.

[@CheerUp2]

Thats a great way to describe him, a human cyst

[@lu-cthecynical]

I love this comment but at the same time...ew

[@aspendrake3329]

Logan Roy vybez

[@a_fellow_human]

Seriously, you can sense the pain and anger he's been carrying just from that short clip...

[@ayal8842]

He has a literal anime villain backstory tbh

[@jan-mm1kb]

Noel couldve written the communist manifesto but Karl Marx could never make this video

[@karsynsiegel6385]

why is garyvee dressed like a white trustfund kid trying to be hood

[@SynterraSteen]

He knows his target audience

[@codylinn292]

@@SynterraSteen fax

[@rampage654]

I was wondering the exact same thing. Midlife crisis? Maybe.

[@BradPwnsU]

He probably was then just got old lol

[@mtt3799]

I was thinking more like Ethan from H3H3

[@KaseyCanga]

The NFT shit sucks cause people are just stealing other people's art, claiming it and making $$ of it. And other people somehow think it's the original artists fault for posting their stuff online in the first place. Garbage

[@Wet-Milk]

also the amount it takes to power nft's is fucking staggering.

[@jb395]

@@Wet-Milk Dudes like this using NFTs haven't opened a power bill in the last 20 years

[@Tonobread]

@@Wet-Milk that’s what I was thinking about also, it’s horrible.

[@oight]

yeah as an artist, i was worried about those bots that are making NFT tags or whatever on people's art... but, (correct me if i'm wrong), from what i understand is that these identification tags are not actually on the blockchain. that would obviously cost a lot of energy/power for one bot that's getting loads of @s on twitter to make codes. there's no way they'd be giving that amount of money for free to people, so i guess they just create the tag on their servers (like amazon cloud etc). the person has to pay the money for it to then be on the blockchain, (which the technology isn't there to upload an image to the blockchain, it's just like the identification code/information for it i think). if they do that, yeah that's really bad, and also sounds pretty pointless. what they're doing right now is just creating like a screenshot of someone's art, and from what i've seen, i don't think anyone has managed to actually sell anything yet. they have presumably as well a bad resolution drawing, while the original artist has the full, high-res file. they're just putting them at random high prices but i don't think anything has been actually bought, or at least not much at all. the technology right now i don't think is that threatening to artists, i would say people who upload other people's art and make money off it from selling merch is way more impactful from what i've read. edit: just want to add, i mean that i don't think people have made money from using the bots on art that isn't their own. celebrities have made a stupid amount of money because of this commodity. i'm just saying that a socialist society wouldn't let this happen, as it's a commodity lol. rich people are just coming up with new ways to manipulate money and pour in resources and energy into useless things. sorry this is long lol. tl;dr: the ppl using bots on other people's artwork to generate a NFT tag, to me right now, don't seem that threatening. however, it could get potentially worse. it's basically just obscenely rich people manipulating money and creating useless commodities because of capitalism.

[@oight]

also omg about people blaming artists for posting it online - let's see them use that excuse if they made a pirated movie site, that makes money from stealing content from netflix/other streaming services. try get away with it when you're caught making money by claiming a top 40 song as your own and selling it, just because it was uploaded online. or basically copyright any major company's site and code, claim it as your own and see if that excuse holds up - just cause it was uploaded online. that means nothing looool, these people are brainless.

[@imisai3096]

All these self made millionaires miraculously have very wealthy parents.

[@full-timepog6844]

Sus!

[@concreteeater2634]

Actual real steps to becoming a millionaire: 1. Just be born to rich parents loser lmao. 2. Lie about how you started from the bottom. 3. Profit.

[@Te3time]

All I had was a small loan of a million dollars (from my dad)

[@BradPwnsU]

Not true

[@1882osr]

​@@BradPwnsU It's true for the vast majority of them Can't remember his name but there's that indian american guy that has absurd viral 'life lesson' videos, pretty sure Noel covered him a while back... He's the perfect example of this, claims he's a self made millionaire and can teach you; his parents basically run the entire taxi network for the city he lives in, loaned him a ton to start property speculating and landlording. Then he started using the money to build this fake persona and profile online, getting shmucks to pay him more money.

[@averykemble8920]

the "if you're working a 9 to 5, YOU'RE POOR" guy was so unnecessarily intense edit: I just got to the daniel pena part, i retract my statement

[@justinabbott1854]

LMFAOO 😭😭 I said the sameeeee thing 😭

[@mr.meeseeks5127]

The only reason people like him are rich is because the mass majority of people do work that nine to five lmao

[@jordanna7728]

i just got to him as i read this i fully agree lmaooo

[@msgirly6827]

@@mr.meeseeks5127 ding ding ding!!

[@Roastpeef]

😂😂😂

[@calyneedshelp7228]

‘Artists can finally make art digitally’ what have I been doing for like five years then??

[@IncredibleIceCastle]

Working a DEAD END 9-5 slavery job

[@Albertomenico]

Art NFT’s are more about ownership, certificates and royalties. Nothing will change the creative process only how it gets distributed as rewarded. It’s a big mess right now tho.. nothing is really clear

[@MilanSmore]

If you make art you should get into NFT

[@braxinIV]

@@Albertomenico so another way to launder money. Got it.

[@marvelouslee4427]

Witchcraft

[@saiwenya]

"the fractionalization of physical things is a game changer" EXACT same energy as cody's frictionless app

[@00st307-m]

What does “fractionalization of physical things” even mean? 😭😭

[@charliem27]

Listening to GaryVee just say words with 0 meaning is the most painful thing ever

[@zachw4953]

GaryVee is the epitome of a BS talker. If you actually listen to half his stuff, you just go "Wat???"

[@bruka1601]

My faith in americans is restored, i always wondered how the fuck does that dude or tai lopez get away with this shit, yall dumb

[@swagistan69420]

"While you went to the Jersey Shore hooking up with girls I was working my ass off"

[@zomgkb]

@@bruka1601 yes because it's only Americans who watch their content

[@Pomagranite167]

@@zomgkb Yo, us americans are just financially hella down bad lol

[@jordana5394]

“The easiest way to make money is to tell other people how to make money”

[@hustlersformuscle1722]

Bruh I've been seeing that trend

[@hecatrice2064]

The pandemic has fucked everyone financially, mentally and physically, yet these are the videos we're being recommended.They wanna take advantage of people when they're most vulnerable.

[@valm5531]

I get that there are people who are so worn down that they’d go for whatever program these ads are selling, but I cannot imagine being on that end of the spectrum of fucked. Like these ads were infuriating years ago but now they just feel like I’m getting sponsored content to observe how rich someone is, like I’m not even being marketed to. The flex is paying for ads to make people look at them. I mostly can’t believe anyone is spending money on these wealth scams cuz 75% of the time it seems like there’s not even a program being advertised.

[@hecatrice2064]

@@valm5531 You have a point, but even if they aren't selling you a program, they're probably plugging a sponor, have ads and continue to grow their business, while stealing your time, blaming you for being ''poor'' and selling you either fake dreams or basic/common infromation that is available elsewhere.Even if it seems like common sense to you and me to avoid them, these grifters like Dan Lok for example, are still thriving and scamming even though there are dedicated channels (like Coffeezilla) that keep exposing them.Just imagine how many old people that are oblivious to the internet are taken advantage of everyday.Sorry for the rant.

[@valm5531]

@@hecatrice2064 hey no apology needed, we’re all experiencing the same bullshit and Noel kindly carved out a space where we can let it out. It’s a fair point about older folks and also people who just don’t use the internet as much as us. Another good, albeit tangentially-related, account is Kitboga- he exposes (and wastes the time of) phone and tech support scammers we probably wouldn’t ever pick up the phone for, but to hear the manipulation and abuse play out over the course of hours when they think they’re talking to an old or confused person is heartbreaking. Of course it’s morphed along with everything that’s happened this year to maximize the scam.

[@poralitical]

Blame Google - they're the ones who directly have it programmed that financial uncertainty means they should push scam rich people content & ads. Their ads have always been predatory disguised as "customized for a more tailored experience"

[@Zimage00]

Noel is the type of person that reminds me you can be successful and not completely lose your goddamn marbles

[@ollie3258]

when he said "no great artists have made digital art before" i was in the middle of digitally tracing over the pogchamp emote to make it into one of my favorite anime men. so clearly he's wrong

[@maida15]

"no great artists have made digital art before" Me in the middle of drawing ochako uraraka:.......... Sure

[@Deftthekidd]

@@maida15 well in your case he’s right

[@exas274]

can i see

[@rik7754]

This man is the only thing that makes me happy anymore

[@rik7754]

@Alex 05 fr fr

[@nate-qf6qk]

try eat chicken with sum chocolate sauce

[@rik7754]

@@nate-qf6qk bars

[@prospect8245]

I feel u bro

[@astarothim]

get sum gatorade dawg

[@thenewhoudini7732]

I got a real ad during the fake ad.

[@neilflack1756]

“the great artists: Michelangelo, van Gogh and Munch never made virtual art” HMM I WONDER WHY

[@saint_gales]

big le think

[@actionman391]

Dan Peña looks like he’s gonna have a heart attack every time he’s talking

[@bariatric-parasite]

gary vee just says words. i have no idea what that dude is ever trying to convey to me

[@chasingcloudsandflavorrevi9817]

Most of these people are faking it and they took out loans to make their commercials and prop money for their briefcases that looks very real I think you can even borrow $1 million from a bank just to do a photo shoot I don’t believe in half of these commercial millionaires.

[@TedLassoforpresident]

The people who disliked this clearly didn't watch a minute of this vid

[@nealfuller5293]

I watched 15 seconds

[@Ghanshaman]

​@@nealfuller5293 looks like your not getting rich.

[@nealfuller5293]

@@Ghanshaman I’m on the scale regardless

[@hugevibez]

They clearly didn't see 0:04 seconds of this vid

[@spoopyjones4870]

Or they tapped it on accident, why do you care anyway...?

[@evaskye7334]

if you actually are a millionaire, i mean congrats. but we literally don’t care

[@BigTylt]

I mean, if you're a millionaire, pay your fucking taxes, but other than that, we don't care.

[@Lady_Crispr]

@@BigTylt Honestly if you are a millionaire and pay your taxes I will care just for that. I will care specifically if you will fucking pay into society. I will give you the attention you so desire if you will just help the rest of us out like we help us out. I'm willing to make that trade.

[@Alex-cw3rz]

@@Lady_Crispr true but it's sad that we care and celebrate people doing the bare minimum

[@Lady_Crispr]

@@Alex-cw3rz So right. Honestly though that's probably what would make them do it, if we started fawning over them and sucking their ego off more about how amazing it is that they are paying their taxes. It's the attention they usually want anyway. They already have all the money. If we only pay attention to the ones that pay their taxes maybe they will get the point.

[@aestheticaddict_]

@@Alex-cw3rz it’s actually less than the bare minimum- it should be just as much of a given as apologizing when you bump into someone :(((

[@cheri618]

that dan dude look like he would hire someone to murder a person who’s wronged him and he would sit there and watch them die for his own enjoyment.

[@maranzonizonta5826]

Dan NEEDS therapy damn, like are u ok? Is because of the closets situation :/?

[@whateverwhatever860]

Him and Kenneth Copeland are the demon duo

[@carlitosway01]

@@maranzonizonta5826 I guess his "trillions" haven't bought him decent therapy...

[@NickBingham01]

@@carlitosway01 nah, I think it's more the god complex built up in his mind that prevents him from seeing that he needs it in the first place.

[@carlitosway01]

@@NickBingham01 True.

[@MrSenserus]

“Take the millions man, whatever starts the healing process.” Man I really felt that. Couldn’t agree more. If you’re so hurt and broken that money becomes your self worth... Drive everyone away from you, you’re so lost you can’t be helped anymore. And there’s no greed for money that I would trade my rationale and common sense for. Sirruptiously a fantastically insightful take Noel.

[@sonjagonikman426]

"I just want to rant about millionars"--Comrade Noel

[@mack7235]

One of us

[@codymenesini5102]

Him and Cody are literally millionaires tho lol. 💀💀

[@morreac]

they got a podcast too😭

[@realchoodle]

@@codymenesini5102 lol tru

[@sonjagonikman426]

codymenesini yeah but that’s besides the point

[@Ryniegan]

I’m sorry, Socrates who, I only know Noel and his infinite knowledge “You might have a lot of money, but your probably fucking weird too”.

[@user-gk2sc4ky4i]

the thing that makes me laugh is rich people angry at broke people, like why! you're rich what are you mad at me for

[@dixond2110]

Fr lmao

[@hwlsgrl]

@@JakobatHeart exactly, you can scream at me all day whilst insulting me but make sure to give me a thousand dollars every 10 minutes geez 🥰

[@disopolo676]

I was about to sneeze but Noel saying "Hey, press like!" caught me off guard and my sneeze disappeared.

[@ashleyrodgers9410]

“If you work a 9-5, you’re broke” jokes on you, I don’t have a job 😌

[@meluhhhnee]

cody said in a recent vid that if a “millionaire” business man is advertising making money and charging you for it, that obviously means what they’re doing didn’t work lol

[@jacobmeuwis871]

Those podcasters sound like 21 year old Cody in his app interview

[@theflawedamy]

I've figured it out, the only way to get rich quick is by selling get rich quick courses

[@macalahvasquez110]

straight up saying “press like” is very effective tho

[@Roastpeef]

Only from Noel tho

[@autonomousAcquaintances]

I was thinking the same thing. I never press like as quickly as I do on one of Noel’s videos.

[@angelinaquawas7337]

The “trillion dollar man” guy litterly needs therapy stop going on podcasts and screaming about ur trauma just please god go to a therapist

[@Roastpeef]

I feel really bad for the man.

[@hanlovesleia]

i think the blind search for money is such a desperate motivation for men like him that when they get it and it doesn’t heal their trauma and they’re still angry and hurt they explode and i just pray they get help

[@BlackLightning325]

“Stop it, get some help” - Michael Jordan

[@Akosua411]

Did Noel really just call me BROKE in my NOTIFS??!????

[@mr.meeseeks5127]

....................................but is he wrong though?

[@cass465]

Those guys that live in an empty, stark-ass apartment despite having a lot of money always have an undercurrent of achievement as though not having a dinner table means they’ve unlocked the meaning of life.

[@ememh6539]

“these things prey on comfort” sometimes i forget how wise noel can be

[@ATFprdepartment]

Oh fuck not NFT’s a year before they became the ultimate “YOU SHOULD TOTALLY INVEST IN THIS THING NOW, NO SCAM”

[@ryanswierzbin2391]

"They just don't want to have to think about bills and not being able to afford stuff and not being able to provide. I don't think most people want boats and all the s*** that these guys advertise" BARS!!!

[@weezypeezy1725]

“At the end of the day they might have millions of dollars but, they’re probably f**kin weird” Take that to heart

[@AscendedMasculine]

I saw Dan Pena speak live once. He said and I quote, "My own daughter has to schedule with my secretary to talk to me" *Crowd claps* Me sitting there like.....Dafuq???

[@armanpamma9454]

Noel gonna keep roasting us with titles and we gonna keep clicking on them. We are masochists.

[@hakimchulan]

We're kinky like that

[@TheSweetBrass]

I’m a finance major and if I ever end up looking and talking like this please punch me to back to reality

[@KantFromEC]

90's - There is no gold behind our money 20's - There is no money behind anything NFT's are how it ends lads. Nothing is tangible anymore.

[@PanicattheDiscourse]

Dan Peña isn't even as loaded as he portrays. He's boomer Bilzarian.

[@schraderclemens6122]

I like how Noel talks about millionaires from the 3rd person while he is easily a multi-millionaire himself. Humble dude!

[@DaDavid1193]

Probably not man haha. Definitely not multi.

[@hannisms]

yea i dont think he is bud

[@Richard-Ellis]

I'm sure Noel is very comfortable and well-off, he may have around a mill, but i'd be surprised if he was "easily a multi-millionaire"

[@shifa444]

he’s definitely not a multi millionaire

[@rexana_rexana]

That's the thing. Actually rich people don't brag about being rich regularly. If you're excited to have a million dollars, it's cause you're not used to it. Elon Musk is not livestreaming every time he's on a private jet cause it's normal for him.

[@jasongao7046]

dan pena is on full tilt cuz he's slowly realizing that money cannot actually buy longevity

[@Scrimmified]

oh finally NFTs invented drawing digitally. can't wait to finally put my digital art major into use. weird how they let me study something before it existed

[@champo976]

"If you work a 9-5, you're poor" Me: "....aight im poor" *carries on with my life*

[@nadia_17]

you don’t need to remind me noel.

[@nadia_17]

us*

[@katieb5567]

Yeah our bank account tells us

[@LuluZ007]

“People can finally start to create digital art!” MS Paint: “... am I joke to you?”

[@justjulie1113]

Procreate: 👁️👄👁️

[@lucyinthesky4444]

The way those guys were talking about fractionalization and all those other buzzwords gave me flashbacks to Cody’s Frictionless video 😭

[@RitterLake]

agreed. the "get rich by following my program" is such a toxic thing for the majority of people on this platform. most people just come here for entertainment, not to be talked down to by strangers

[@games4lifefreak]

I feel like these guys just have daddy's money and need to carve the easiest path to maintain daddy's money.

[@Gideon13397]

Exactly.

[@Imtimmahler]

9:37 this is the guy Noel was talking about last video when he said “ yeah I have trauma and you’re about to feel it”

[@laaadybird]

then there’s the level of rich where you actually become a lizard, ex: the zucc, bezos, elon, etc.

[@chrisr9337]

Elon a cool lizard tho

[@jadenwetzel1105]

@@chrisr9337 bro don't idolize billionaires. that shit's weird

[@mello6311]

@@jadenwetzel1105 How is he idolizing him wtf lmao he just said Elon was a cool lizard. Regardless of what you think of Elon he's a wacky dude and some people think that's cool so chill dude.

[@jadenwetzel1105]

@@mello6311 it's weird to think that the richest man on the planet is cool when he quite literally doesn't give a fuck about 99% of the worlds population

[@mello6311]

@@jadenwetzel1105 Okay, but that doesn't mean you gotta dictate whether someone finds them cool or not.

[@arjungutta7762]

if someone is truly rich, the only reason they would ever try to help you “get rich” is if something was in it for them

[@Trustfuleevees]

When Dan started to talk about the dunce cap I nearly fucking pissed myself laughing

[@samsden7990]

"The Thousand Yard Stare" best way to put it

[@codymenesini5102]

Noel and Cody are the only millionaires I trust.

[@kaleighwinter3076]

wait they’re millionaires

[@codymenesini5102]

@@kaleighwinter3076 Yes lol. Their podcast alone pulls in probably around $2mill counting ads. They both just bought multi million dollar houses too.

[@hwlsgrl]

@@kaleighwinter3076 definitely hahaha they earn a shit ton of money from yt

[@handrup5441]

This man's consistency rn is making the lockdown 10x better

[@arielenniss7398]

“we can now see artists create art digitally” me: what noel: what man

[@billiebossanova8095]

“If you got a 9-5 job your poor” isn’t like EVERY job like 9-5 or like a little earlier and/ or a little later like??? 😂😂

[@aggroclanz8307]

The "pay me pls" on the fake ad🤣🤣😂

[@michaelhebert1221]

GaryVee looks so goofy lol. Dudes almost 50 and looks like he gets his fashion inspo from the leaguefits Instagram

[@Woodsy2575]

Seven figures in the bank, can’t buy any of these fools a comprehensible sentence structure

[@mocamtugs]

i couldn’t stop looking at the guy who had his socks all the way up over his sweatpants

[@JohnnyWooh]

Best thing i read about the NFT thing was this @halvarflake tweet: "If your definition of value needs to be rooted in scarcity/uniqueness instead of utility/yield, I pity you for your value system and zero-sumness of your world view."

[@alexandrumihalachi6642]

I laughed so hard at the first guy "if you hava 9-5 you're poor"😂😂

[@adjackson6017]

Rich people don’t share the get rich formula. Remember that. It’s an exclusive club and the goal is to get more money and keep it to yourself. If anyone with a lot of money tells you they’ll share the formula1 go look at a “what do you do for a living” video with rich people in super cars- how many of them volunteer info about what they do? They keep it low and bend the corner on your poor ass.

[@TristenHovarter]

I love how this video ended up just feeling like a genuine conversation with a genuine person keep doing you Man I love the vids and your skits are inspiring🙏

[@Michaelengelmann]

So he “made a trillion dollars” then why isn’t he the worlds first trillionaire?

[@nicholasready6391]

the dudes a scam

[@Michaelengelmann]

@@nicholasready6391 obviously

[@trip1746]

to be fair there’s a difference between net profit trillion and trillion in general income. But yeah i agree. he’s totally a scam

[@fr3shprince240]

Noel bro you forgot the airpods when you were doing the preroll bit at 2:42 hahaha

[@malicealexxx]

The part about preying on people wanting comfort and to not have to worry about bills or food, that shit hits hard.

[@LarzOG]

Dang that ad at 2:37 triggered a response and I thought the skip ads button was broken

[@mattwerbiansky6355]

I’m not gonna press it

[@mitchellmccarter6194]

Im convinces that theres people who just go around and dislike videos without watching them

[@aafloofy]

In my opinion a reason why so many millionaires are shitty is because it takes the type of person who is willing to take advantage of people, cut corners and somebody with a big ego to obtain that kind of money. Not in all cases but in most

[@keithcorreia97]

Most of them are like that, but the youtube ones are just obnoxious because it appeals to the audience they're trying to manipulate. They would shame people who are not on their level, and those exact same people will be motivated to get to that level, and like that they start getting manipulated and start buying these loathesome dickheads courses and lose their money when they find out that that is not the way to get rich.

[@aafloofy]

@@keithcorreia97 youtuber millionaires are the absolute lowest of the low no doubt about it, and especially because a lot of younger people are so easily manipulated and most programs require a small payment, they put their parents card in and then once they get in it requests more money for more content and takes the money out no problem

[@keithcorreia97]

@@aafloofy Easily manipulated, like im 14 and i was also almost manipulated to a certain extent, watching useless motivational videos and these gurus thinking being rich was equivalent to being successful, good thing I'm out of that trap now, but yh these youtube millionaires are straight scammers.

[@aafloofy]

@@keithcorreia97 yes! I’m glad too, it’s definitely something that’s natural for people to gravitate towards because money fuels how much access you have to life in general

[@jokesonly2762]

The NFT conversation is just fucking with me now

[@Sandirah]

I have a mutual friend who idolizes GaryVee, and yes he lives in Wrigleyville (arguably the whitest neighborhood in Chicago) and grew up with money...I get so weirded out by the entrepreneur white bros like that

[@Stella-cf4cl]

I'm sorry...theres a place called Wriggleyville that exists outside of a children's tv show?

[@Sandirah]

@@Stella-cf4cl yes haha it’s where the Cubs play and like loaded with basic white people in their 20s...

[@abcdefg-dy6pi]

Noell and cody are probably millionares or nearly there. I mean cody’s house is like 4 mil lmao.

[@marisydney7118]

Yeah but Noel has to pay aleena a salary to be his fiancée

[@waxmaster-c]

Check their patreon and you can see how much they make from that alone

[@mandharmude]

Noel: * makes a fake ad to become rich * Me: "Say no more, I'm sold😌✌" * signs up *

[@trixwentzle792]

6:07 What is Harry from Home Alone doing bruh, the sticky bandits fell off

[@valerie5831]

3:20 saw his outfit i thought this was cody