Defending my deleted tweets

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[@AaronYorkYT]

Twitter in a sentence. “That doesn’t read as well sober”

[@spoopyjones4870]

Bot spams

[@millyfrancisco917]

i legit thought you were Austin Macbroom's brother for a sec im so sorry

[@AaronYorkYT]

@@millyfrancisco917 shit

[@lachlancallender5279]

Noel is defending his own tweets like he’s running for political office

[@emilyf2286]

hey maybe you’re onto something

[@princesspyjak5155]

I'd vote for him

[@IamLegendAnon]

Na US politicians don't acknowledge their mistakes tho. If they delete tweets they usually act like they never existed unless there's enormous backlash.

[@ashutoshjha4881]

He can't run… he hasn't revealed his race yet

[@user-np8yf8fj2w]

Political office

[@uhhhlexusgiselle1211]

“It’s defendable, but it’s dumb.” Story of my LIFE.

[@parkerl7689]

1.2k likes but no replies

[@XboxLivePS3]

I know Cody would laugh his ass off at all of these

[@IamLegendAnon]

Supporting his best friend even at their worst? Yup sounds like a Short King to me.

[@mazmarwood4359]

subtitling noels breath-y jibberish is somehow one of the funniest fucking edits ive ever seen and i hate it

[@viviantompkins7925]

It gets me every time

[@spicypretzel7616]

It's peak comedy

[@MrRandyRhoadsfan]

You hate it, i love it

[@Sarah-dv1eh]

Sending me

[@dwaynemartin73]

yeah

[@mariebaird6721]

Yo Noel talking about triggering Veterans with sirens killed me 💀

[@rolon-ew5kl]

Fine dark humor there 🤣

[@sarawawa8984]

The chemistry between Noel and his editor is sublime

[@ave6071]

when Noel was doing the radio ad voice he just sounded like Cody speaking normally 13:25

[@madisondalton4981]

He stared at me for longer than a second and I felt the instinct to like. Noel has us trained like show dogs

[@lexirosenberry]

LMAOOOO RIGHT

[@earlgrey3061]

I SHIT YOU NOT I SAW THIS COMMENT AND WENT UP TO LIKE BUT IT WAS ALREADY LIKED WTFFFF

[@Idk-dl3vk]

i liked without noticing, yes you are right

[@kya9151]

nah because same 😭

[@kara2125]

NOPE I DID THE SAME THING

[@hzrer]

I’m high as fuck and the beginning scared the living shit out of me

[@sethjc883]

Same and It scared me into liking the video

[@MIGUEL777]

@@sethjc883 SAME LOL I WAS LIKE “ok Noel I’ll like it for fuck sake”

[@supernovamimosa]

im on meth i literally want to die i need to go to rehab this is not a joke this is an actual cry for help 😁

[@hzrer]

@about you tf you got me watching bro😭

[@benzemami]

Me

[@kiaraeshi]

my favorite is when Noah gives Noel's gibberish subtitles

[@mayflower5193]

13:26 is literally him role playing as cody lmao and even the sad version too.

[@milqvetoast]

that's exactly what i was thinking lmao

[@PanicLedisko]

@@milqvetoast DUDE me too hahaha

[@frogbenchrai5548]

He doesn't even have to say it anymore, we've been trained like dogs with pavlovian conditioning

[@raydeld]

My god… it’s true! I liked the second I clicked the video!

[@willowpillow8025]

I was like what do u mean when I first read this but I liked the video, waited for him to say something, then realized what u meant

[@emilyf2286]

i was about to say “oh wait i haven’t liked it yet” i went to go like it and i already fucking liked it…but like when tf did i like it? i didnt even notice

[@RicardoMoralesMassin]

ring ring drool. That's correct

[@calistusjay60]

Nah y’all are just bottoms

[@gojoramsay]

he didn’t even have to tell me to like the video, this man just straight up hypnotized me in the first few seconds

[@cosmonauthoney]

Your name and pfp 💀 I love it

[@imaduckquackquack2297]

i want to like but can’t break the 666 sorry

[@nickmagwood9200]

It’s weird. You get this overwhelming feeling to like the video. It’s scary.

[@gojoramsay]

@@cosmonauthoney LMFAOOO thank you

[@geidi.primes]

its the color of his eyes for me bro

[@boredpanda1]

IM THE ONE THAT CUT HER TENDON WHILE DOING THE DISHES. Had to have surgery and got a nasty scar but honestly i dig it now. Great conversation starter lmao

[@somedude172]

'great conversation starter" you just fucking sent me into orbit lmfaoo

[@tallulahfuller7481]

Can you flip people off with that hand???

[@boredpanda1]

@@tallulahfuller7481 yes!! I was scared it was gonna feel off after surgery but it's back to normal now 😌

[@carallenaanderson7856]

I cut a tendon in my ring finger trying to separate frozen sausage patties with a knife like a dumbass. The SECOND I thought “this is reckless” the knife slipped 😭😭

[@boredpanda1]

@@carallenaanderson7856 i laughed at his joke and threw my head back and the bowl slipped so I tried to catch it but it shattered before making contact with my hand so I basically punched the shard 💀

[@disimmanti5375]

Noel’s best tweet is during peak quarantine when he said “All that Emergen-C got puthy tasting tart this month”

[@girlfront7331]

i just cant forgive him, im so disappointed in him. i cant believe he actually uses day mode on his desktop twitter

[@audrenaIine]

literally the equivalent of using discord light mode 🥲

[@ndnrb_]

Night mode is worse for your eyes and doesn’t actually preserve much energy #freak

[@Gambito99100]

I'm literally crying and shaking right now

[@shifa444]

#canceled #noelmilleroverparty

[@audrenaIine]

@@ndnrb_ long-term reading in light mode can be associated with myopia and using light mode *at night* will only create more strain on your eyes... i don't see your point

[@pagansbasin6657]

Our man is defending himself from the Twitter horde. What a brave soldier

[@carlosrandazzocarrie4834]

Your pfp is sus 😳

[@pagansbasin6657]

@@carlosrandazzocarrie4834 my whole channel is sus 😔

[@FunkVT]

@@carlosrandazzocarrie4834 underrated comment

[@AC-gm6dr]

Funny since most of his fans are like that

[@disc0duck]

For the alliance!?!!?!?

[@buddacreem6877]

“Old people are tricky. They’re either super nice or super mean. There’s no in between.” -Sun Tzu, Art of Old People

[@iwillbuycocainefromyou]

@@cara9751 is Zunt Su

[@KateCarew]

@@cara9751 he wrote the art of war. And I think you can remove old and the statement still stands.

[@recenityz]

Sun Tzu. I'll just leave this here

[@lch4128]

Ill save you some time for the blurred tweet. Tweet quoted: "It's pronounced con-SOUL, not like the video games haha. You give someone consolences when they pass away FYI" Noel: "actually it's pronounced con-SWOLE, not like spirit haha. You give someone consolences when you compliment their arms in the gym FYI"

[@daniellloyd1801]

Thought it would be vile

[@emmyluly4620]

that wasnt even bad wtf

[@SM-yz4hi]

it’s not even gross it just doesn’t make any sense lmao

[@anndigrammablech2322]

u the man if the hour

[@naw9276]

TYYYYY

[@welikerosafloyd]

2:48 the autotuned baby fucking killed me lol. Noah is just making art at this point

[@novaa.1757]

@@kingmankingboy8743 kindly stfu

[@danclayton9551]

I didn’t even notice lol

[@pinkcashmeres]

Clicked this with fear in my heart thinking they finally got Noel.

[@Luketc7]

Pathetic that this is the world we live in now

[@gilly_axolotl]

@@Luketc7 if you think noel is a good person, then you'd have nothing to worry about

[@droomzy]

@@Luketc7 "oh no!! people are being held accountable for what they've voluntarily said and/or done!! it's like we're being persecuted for free speech!! 😱" face ass. stfu bruh, you sound like the type to enjoy jokes only at a marginalized group's expense

[@titanslammer]

can y’all chill it ain’t that serious lmao

[@Acaidia]

@Chanel Sterling Yea its soooo annoying that people don't like it when peoples lives are ruined because of a joke they said.

[@joebob8289]

The beginning looked like one of those "we trained an ai to generate human faces and this is what it came up with"

[@madelynboehm6937]

the amount of LAUGHING EMOJIS after the SIMPtoms joke was probably worse than every other tweet combined.

[@chrisb9564]

I was always so confused why you would delete those masterpieces

[@gilesbuxton738]

Noel said “they have to be reminded we don’t own india” meaning he might be british

[@ddvsgd9508]

But for sure you know some still think that, banger tweet. Should have kept it.

[@emd4390]

well he is from Canada that’s owned by Britain still they got the queen on their money and everything

[@guera2003]

i actually have a theory that noel is Indian himself. his ajit pai video was a little sussy. and his tweet. idk. also thick black beautiful hair.

[@CamMackay96]

@@ddvsgd9508 Andrew only got caught cause he went for a western teenager, they been abusing foreign kids for centuries no doubt 😒

[@makslargu5799]

@@CamMackay96 1) I imagine that they are being somewhat ironic 2) they’re saying it’s owned by the queen, the British queen is still their monarch. So eh yeah, independent sort of. The queen can just dissolve your government if she wants - it happened in Australia, the queens representative ( the Governor General) is the highest ranking official in Aus, he literally has more power than the democratically elected PM.

[@lexinretrograde3144]

“conversation after 9 pm…who cares?” noel is just out here dismissing literally everybody’s essay ever and yknow what? that’s valid.

[@djtaitai]

“I was just tweeting like a 7th grader” A really funny, intoxicated, toxic, hormonal 7th grader

[@plamypus]

i was literally looking at deletednoel last night, we’re energetically aligned noel

[@felicia699]

"Energetically aligned" 🤣🤣 what in the Hammingway-

[@theyfeeltheboy]

he made this video on thursday amy as he clearly stated, so you're NOT energetically aligned in no way shape or form okay with him?! it's was a mere coincidence.

[@nvt3prod.]

there is no such thing as a coincidence O_O type beat

[@isabellakim5940]

@unvillage NHNYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@nivinvinod5801]

Almost as beautiful having the same pooping time

[@Melquisedeqe]

Man, if twitter was just jokes like these, that hellhole would be a much better place.

[@IamLegendAnon]

But if you tweet like this you get backlash, thats why Noel deleted some of these... so twitter still a hellhole imo

[@boss-yi5bo]

is it not

[@pricc-om]

all i did waz tweet zhit like thiz and they got me ovtta there

[@hiddenleafdrip3869]

@@IamLegendAnon he literally stated that he deleted them because he realized how dumb they were and people made fun of how dumb they were. The Gay Cold one was the only one he said he was "attacked" for, and if you were there it was just people memeing the shit out of him 😭

[@Jl18086]

Gay cold is legit. Pride is such an exhausting party time and it’s got such a different vibe that afterwards everyone feels bummed out. Or it could be the molly comedown who knows.

[@irgendwoaunid4048]

I think we have the same with our annual carnival. Everyone drinks for 3 days straight, doesn't sleep enough, because they're drunk in the evening, they don't wear enough clothes cause they don't feel the cold as much, after those 3 days everyone stays home for at least 48h with the worst hangover / cold / low social battery.

[@leinaamatsuji-berry561]

Why does it crack me up when Noah puts captions on Noel’s mutterings. “Thissssuuu huuehhh” sending me into orbit and I’m not even two minutes in smdh

[@i.9057]

you don’t have to give me time anymore. i like during the ads. you’ve conditioned me to. help.

[@missbraindamage]

I like before the video even starts now loool

[@mariellabishop6263]

Noel is getting too bold with his intros like man had me thinking I hadn’t even pressed play yet. I was too fried for that shit man wtf 😭

[@mezzaninebrown]

Noel is a pretty good actor. Those reads of the “I’m bald now” text were pretty good.

[@amazingful55]

Agree. His regular acting and voice acting are great. I'd love to see him in a serious role.

[@haneunij]

i love when he touches his head minecraft dirt noises play. thank you noah for adding that

[@dylanrowleyprod]

He stared into my soul, but I knew what he wanted. No need to take my identity via stare down, Noel.

[@irina1161]

☎️ Beautifull , , , , 📌Naked photos and videos TRENDING TOP THIS YEAR ▶️ 45.76.207.246/289?beauty-without-bra💥💥 KZbin: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" KZbin: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

[@dresnok1989]

No words needed whatsoever, I just press the like now

[@verycoolpersonguy]

Fr tho it's just automatic now

[@kaileadanubio9769]

That’s how we know he controls us 😂

[@aliaam4029]

I just love how Noel doesn't give anyone a chance to roast him and he just does it to himself for enjoyment

[@jacksonpowers4459]

I can’t believe that he can just stare at the camera and my brain will go “Oh, this is like-the-video time.”

[@baebladee111]

I’d like to personally thank Noah for that edit at 12:30, shit had tears in my eyes

[@noahsamsen]

(~￣³￣)~

[@wrestler375]

@@noahsamsen You’re a legend Noah. This Logan appreciates you 😤

[@amyenroute]

Okay but like I HAVE been lectured mid foreplay… because I said it didn’t feel good… and he argued with me (for 10 minutes) that he learned from a lesbian so it was MY fault and not his. So thanks for the support Noel, I finally feel heard.

[@irgendwoaunid4048]

😭

[@muffintime7448]

The "BROKE mf" tweet is defendable I'd even defend that in court

[@HiHello-me2yz]

Noel's eyes are so mesmerizing......

[@justincruz5720]

That first deleted tweet is a certified classic. Wow. Uncle Nole is still trying to blow up on the timeline, isn’t he? 8:01 Really? Well, I guess I got the wrong impression. 12:28 This one killed me. Noah’s having too much fun.

[@mcdeezyofficial]

noah’s fucking cracking me up with these bottom text memes

[@droctogonapus1223]

13:48 the new Hobo Johnson song sounds great

[@GraceKieran4]

My favourite is the b plot where Noel and Noah argue through edits

[@erinl9866]

Noel's editor is really incredible honestly like 40% of the funny is from the editing, sorry noel

[@mazmarwood4359]

"thissuu huehh" has me in tears

[@gokcecolak567]

15:16 Noel trivia unlocked: He doesn't know military time

[@lauratroy13]

Europe time

[@gokcecolak567]

@@lauratroy13 yeah i know we use it in turkey

[@agaveboy]

weird for a programmer

[@notavailabletilltomorrow]

I can’t believe you’d say this Noel. I’m literally shaking and crying.

[@jakea4436]

We need more of Noel reading out of pocket tweets. “You like that you fucking bozo” got me

[@henrylind9730]

I thought my wifi disconnected in those first few seconds LMAO

[@umvr01]

13:26 Holy shit he has a perfect Cody Ko impression

[@Sydo.Fitooo]

14:00 sounds like your impression of Cody

[@varshasukumaran5676]

The " oh brother this guys stinks" gets me every fuckinn time. thee should do a cody screaming it in the back zoom fadin it on the screen or something

[@OliviaLeaf]

I actually thought I was going insane when I’d wake up to notifs and then there would be nothing there

[@mtori3247]

"I kno their head is trash" has got me laughing way harder than I need to be

[@stefcisne]

"damn i really say anything" that's literally everyone on twitter

[@kevinseven748]

Noel “criticized for pursuing knowledge” Miller

[@MsFantasmagorical123]

me panicked repeating "i did it i diD IT I DID IT I HIT THE LIKE LEAVE ME ALONE" as noel stares at me

[@seckseaseec6128]

I was just thinking about his deleted tweets like yesterday.

[@irina1161]

☎️ Beautifull , , , , 📌Naked photos and videos TRENDING TOP THIS YEAR ▶️ 45.76.207.246/289?beauty-without-bra💥💥 KZbin: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" KZbin: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

[@ThatGuyZion]

Bro playing WWII memories in the elderly heads is gold😭😭

[@jmumford1281]

seeing some of the edits and the intro, I hope these vids get progressively more surreal becoming a post-modern meme hellscape. please noel, you know you want to

[@kamakomma]

okay, but why hasn’t noel been cast as a voice actor? that last radio bit killed fr

[@colecrosier2271]

lol the celeste music around 2 minutes in caught me off guard

[@etherealalienn]

Haven't been lectured during foreplay, but I was hooking up with a guy once, and in the middle of doing it he starts asking me about my religious tattoos (I am no longer religious). I tell him don't worry about it, but he proceeds to tell me all about how he was a pastor when he was younger, and he loves working with the church, and starts spouting bible verses....... IN THE MIDDLE OF INTERCOURSE

[@JJ-1866]

9:10 tbh i've had some of the deepest and most meaningful conversations really late at night cause i'm either with people i trust, drunk, or too tired to have a filter

[@harshsingh9092]

The editing on past few Noel vids have been absolutely top notch. Kudos to Cash. Top text bottom text gets me every time. Edit: Commented too early. Kudos to Noah, I guess

[@littlefreakelio]

me: sets the video on fullscreen noel: stares into my soul me: sighs and likes the video

[@Doedoebear]

Yes to that one question directed at females. Happened at first while I was browsing in that mood when I didn't understand what to do and literally typed "How to..." you know. I dunno I can't say it cause everything is permanent on the internet, but, you know. So yeah like definitely experienced that. Thank you for reading this is dumb.

[@tierrawoods1653]

The pause sent me into panic… I’m literally brainwashed

[@ibrakeforpaulrudd]

"as much as i can gaslight people through twitter notifications" *jaboukie yw has entered the chat*

[@cjgroom109]

the fact that 6:14 is actually so tame makes it so much funnier

[@tk-kb1jz]

what was it

[@cjgroom109]

@@tk-kb1jz Bro i literally put the time stamp just click it

[@tk-kb1jz]

@@cjgroom109 sorry thought that you looked the censored tweet at 5:55 up and it was tame in the end. my bad

[@alexxbru]

The first 10 seconds got me I refreshed…

[@eleuteriab]

he doesn’t even have to say it anymore,, this man has conditioned me to automatically like the video now lmao

[@iimmannii]

Watching Noel argue with the angel and devil on his shoulder

[@ju-yp8ch]

The way that he just stared in the beginning and I felt the instict to say out loud '' damn I already liked it '' says a lot

[@Gambito99100]

The whole desperate crying sexting bit got me laughing so hard I was almost fighting for air

[@AlecNormal]

So I guess it worked. Noel was able to telepathically tell me to like the video in the first 5 seconds, without even saying a word or hinting at it in any way.

[@texasred4339]

Noel starting into my soul created an emotion I cannot describe

[@kinderegg4292]

he didn’t tell us to like the video somethings wrong y’all

[@silentwitch8950]

He said it with his stare

[@alanjimenez1395]

he did, it was the intense stare at the beginning

[@daviddegrood3713]

We’re trained at this point

[@dntforgetosmile]

what do you think he was staring at the beginning for bff

[@malak-xi3yh]

he doesnt have to. all he has to do is stare and we just know what to do

[@maxtrelstad9929]

I’ve been waiting for this one

[@lexciaeisenhardt8863]

Really thought after he zoned out he was gonna say “do it”

[@hm-fy5iz]

"these don't sound so good sober" is the reason i stopped going on twitter lmaooo

[@nikitashaitan9984]

9:15 tf? All of the conversations are way more sincere late at night. The most meaningful one and personal

[@henk4]

Do more of those kinda intros. Just spook everyone into liking

[@coke8077]

0:01 Thought my wifi was actin up

[@valenti333]

that was actually so scary the first 5 seconds he was just staring at the camera but i knew exactly what he was saying. it was like his voice was speaking inside my head. i immediately without thinking closed full screen and liked the video.

[@julibear129]

Needed this on a Monday!

[@lertox00]

bro i played Celeste so much that i immediately recognized the theme when he started apologizing for using day mode shoutout to the editor i see u b papa bless

[@saltyautumn03]

im so glad im not the only one who noticed that! celeste is my all time favorite game

[@lertox00]

@@saltyautumn03 mine is Hollow Knight, but Celeste is definitely up there (pun intended)

[@spicypretzel7616]

The way he keeps switching between defendable and defensible 😂💀

[@maddypatterson7573]

I'm obsessed with his editor

[@iredeajala]

Somehow Noel has managed to make staring lifelessly into our eyes look attractive

[@aishafranki]

“We don’t own India” Noel, we??? This guys a part of the royal fam huh?

[@droomzy]

Noel's Twitter is like Zack Fox's Twitter with the jokes dialed a lil back but the racial ambiguity is dialed up

[@Levi-lw2ep]

noels sanity has finally dropped to the level where he stares into the viewers soul upon clicking the video

[@loserr7889]

7:45 sounds like something cody would tweet

[@conservat1vepatr1ot]

Sometimes we say things that aren’t redeeming of our character. Happens to the best of us. I’m taking this shit as personal acceptance of my apology lol

[@AmerAnarfist90]

"what's that? 21 o'clock... what's 21 o'clock?" I feel you