Y'all Have UNHINGED Vagina Questions

[@randischneider23]

[@MamaDoctorJones]

The community emojis are so 🔥 😆

[@sssophie9292]

@@MamaDoctorJones it took me a moment but they are fab 😂 Or vagenius you might say.. 👀

[@learnmore3714]

This was much more entertaining than I expected.

[@ArtingFromScratch]

@MamaDoctorJones what is your nail polish colour?

[@annkatt3]

@@MamaDoctorJones I know you didn't mean it that way, but not having safe sex is not the only way to end up with an STD/STI, I know you also know this, that you're good at what you do and I really do love your videos. Just.. it's kind of a painful reminder of how people think about anyone who has an STD for people like me who suffered through being given one by a grown adult at the age of 2, (and suffered through a lot of shame knowing I had had that in my past), or those who contract one while being born because of their mother having one, or the many other ways you can end up with one without choosing to have unprotected sex. People see anyone with an STD and think that they're dirty and irresponsible. To be clear, I don't even think that people who have unprotected sex should have the stigma of being dirty and irresponsible, (we don't know their life, and we don't know what happened, and people make mistakes), but that's how it is unfortunately. I normally don't get easily triggered, I honestly can't even explain why this hit me so hard, but for some reason, (maybe I'm having an extra emotional day), this got to me. I think I just respect your opinion so much, and so many other people respect your opinion that I kind of got upset that some people would use that to confirm their biases, and some people like me would think you also think that way. I don't think you actually do, you certainly have never seemed to before. Anyways, no hate, all love, I actually really adore you and your content. Also, this is an awkward time to mention it, but you remind me of my trauma therapist. 😊 (Actually just graduated from trauma therapy, I might be a little raw)

[@maddiejoy6619]

Hey, I give credit to those NASA men for asking Sally Ride how many to send instead of just deciding they knew how many to send!

[@Aprlrain9987]

Yes at least they asked. I mean they were way off but at least they asked instead of assuming.

[@maddiejoy6619]

@@Aprlrain9987 right! And they guessed high instead of saying "You only need like 2, right?"

[@annmariecarfagno6031]

They actually gave her 100 tampons... and to make it worse they tied the strings together!!

[@misstressfoxtail05]

@@annmariecarfagno6031 wow😆

[@arkadiakowalczyk4768]

Yeah and it's better to overestimate than underestimate, 7days? Better account for some mistakes - 10 days. 4 tampons per day? Better double that as you might be clumsy in 0g, and we don't want you have to use dirty ones. Ok so 80, but maybe in space you would blead more so let's add some more. 100. But is it enough? Let's ask the person who would use it.

[@april4657]

I love that story about Sally Ride. Did they understand women's biology? No. But they did accept their fellow colleague and try their best to meet her needs. A failure of the education system, but not of kindness.

[@lisahenry20]

Tbh, if I was going to space, I'd prefer too many to too few.

[@glitchedgirI]

​@@neko7606same with me and the reverse. I can talk about biochemistry at length, but honestly I could not tell you what kinds of jobs physics majors get.

[@fruitymcfruitcake9674]

It feels kind of sexist to me, to be honest. She was going into space and instead of assuming she could take care of herself, they decided that her period was going to be such a catastrophic issue that they had to help her pack for it like it was going to be the end of the world. It even sounds to me like they were making a joke of it.

[@magnarcreed3801]

Why not send menstrual cups?

[@conlon4332]

@@magnarcreed3801 They are a relatively recent invention, so I don't believe they existed back then.

[@Werevampiwolf]

I can in fact explain the logic of thinking 100 tampons for a one-week trip. "How many does she actually need? Okay, what if there's an unforseen issue/emergency? Yeah triple sounds good. Okay, now multiply it by 5 for redundancy. Wait, do we want to risk being known as the dumbasses that didn't send enough? Better double it just in case."

[@thunderibiscuitz7893]

I understand this, when I was 13 I went to an amusement park on vacation with a backpack filled with just tampons. Needless to say it was a bit awkward at bag check

[@sssophie9292]

3& 1/3 doesn't seem adequate

[@sssophie9292]

@@stellacalder5023 this sounds like me trying to plan not to be late. Deciding on 8am then on the day leaving at 2:44

[@sue9647]

Sure I could believe that if they didn't ask the her if 100 would be enough. They thought she would know the answer. They had no clue

[@gnarthdarkanen7464]

Just exploring from "reasonable math"... The recommended usage is to change every 8 hours (at least) so 3 X a day as a minimum... MOST women prefer to just swap out at bathroom breaks, so double "to be sure" and for 6 per day at 5 days (average work-week) you get 30... should suffice... Though obviously a question toward her "usual duration" should be posed somewhere... to be relatively sure) HOWEVER... This is also NASA, and she is also THE FIRST EVER woman into space, let alone the first to likely have a menstrual cycle... IN ZERO-G... AND we just don't entirely know how the body 100% deals with Zero-G... The nature of pioneering, such as it is, we CAN'T know "for sure"... The "most precise" effort might be to ask her approximately when to expect the period-week... AND prepare for a "clotting issue" for the entire remainder of the trip... SO 6 per day from her expected "day 1" through the rest of the trip... OR just double or triple the number, and assurances that "we at NASA" don't discriminate or try to be difficult for getting along with women in the program. Better to have more than you need than not enough... and we're blasting all this cargo up into space anyway... a couple more pounds probably won't bankrupt the Admin... It still comes to 60 if you double... and 90 for triple... BUT the ballpark is laid toward understandably 100... AND I'm working on the 5-day work-week, though at least some women can deal with 6 or more... SO there needs to be a conversation... The funny part is the mental imagery of all the old guys at NASA... and "Big Bad-ass Rocket-men" fumbling around the self-imposed embarrassment for not even knowing how to approach the issue legitimately... ;o)

[@shadowkissed2370]

When I was a pregnant teen my aunt wouldn't let me vacuum or sweep the floor because she swore it would induce labor.

[@lyn6768]

THAT'S WHAT THAT QUESTION MEANT? I thought she meant she would stuff the vacuum hose into her parts to suck the baby out!

[@JetFuelSE]

@@lyn6768 That sounds like conservative propaganda about abortions.

[@imalionimaqueen7234]

​@@JetFuelSEyes it does lmao😂

[@lexihopes]

​@@lyn6768 I was really hoping it meant something like massaging (for lack of a better word...) the belly with the hose, because I really didn't want it to mean sucking it out (and because "induce labor" doesn't really indicate sucking it out, but people have weird confusions between concepts like that sometimes, and it could still mean sticking it up there). It occurred to me that it could mean just vacuuming the floor but I dismissed it because surely people don't believe that. Guess they do.

[@shadowkissed2370]

@@lyn6768 lol I immediately thought that as well, and I had a horrible picture pop into my head of someone trying to shove a vacuum cleaner hose in themselves, like wtf. I am just hoping it's what my aunt feared instead of what we automatically thought.

[@samrtherat]

Her face for half of these are just great

[@ChemEDan]

She is a wholesome character 🥺

[@katyvanhouten1487]

Only half? 😂

[@marinaSassygUrl88]

@@ChemEDannot you calling her a character like she’s in a tv show 😂😂 Just kidding with you, and yes I agree :)

[@samrtherat]

​@@katyvanhouten1487Fair point

[@lindseyshindler6594]

OK, RE: glitter as lube, I will *NEVER EVER EVEVER* forget the submission I read in one of those "embarrassing things that have happened to me!" columns from a magazine back in the day when we all read multiple, physical, magazines. This woman had her gyno appointment and so grabbed the washcloth by her sink, got it wet, and did a quick clean-up instead of taking a shower. Then at the appointment, her doctor was like "you didn't have to do so much prep for me you know!" and she was like "???" thinking that she had done the bare minimum. When she got home she realized it was the washcloth she had used to take her makeup off the night before, and she had spread tons of sparkles and glitter all over her bits before showing up. I hope someone else remembers this anecdote and that it affected them as much as me!

[@kristibeauty9618]

Me too, I read that years and years ago and never forgot it.

[@yourinnerlawyer4035]

That's hilarious.

[@rosannadiacci7625]

I read this too!!!!

[@maddiejoy6619]

I read that too!

[@thenursiversity7975]

I read this too and have never forgotten it!! 😂

[@allisonlong8857]

Not going to lie...but I always wondered if you could check the Blood Type with Menstrual blood. But I never had the courage to ask.

[@thunderwormgacha2926]

I mean blood is blood so possibly

[@moonkey2712]

It's blood. Blood type is found using blood. Blood

[@darkangel999]

Of course it works you mainly need red blood cells to check the blood type. So every fresh blood with an red color can be used.

[@bugguyonline]

deos this mean i can just have my period instead of checking my blood with a needle?

[@Debbie338]

@@bugguyonlineGood luck handing the lab tech a vial of menstrual blood. 😅

[@dibsdibs3495]

This HAS TO become a series 😂

[@RedRoseSeptember22]

Yes please lol.

[@whisperingwooper1763]

I totally agree!

[@VelvetCondoms]

It wouldn't make sense. She would end up with negative AdSense revenue when you factor for the cost of therapy.

[@tatchik77]

100% AGREED!

[@teem.breezy]

Yessss please MDJ!! 😂

[@seanathanbeanathan]

I actually have pica! Nobody could figure out the cause when i was a kid. Not anemic, no nutrition issues either. (I'm 27 now, turns out it was a response to severe trauma 😅)

[@WhatIsSanity]

Yeah they always forget about mental health related causes. Too many doctors selectively ignore mental health education during and after med school.

[@sproggs]

Growing into an adult and trying to figure out why you are the way you are is like "Hmm...is it because of this? No? What about THIS? No? Hmmm...oh! Turns out it's from trauma! Surprise!" :'D

[@fool4343]

i know its an entirely different situation but i really craved a powder for cleaning and other stuff similar to that. but i think i was anemic back than? i cant be sure, i discovered it when i went to er for appendicitis lmao (they found out i have 75-77 hemoglobins which is almost dangerously low i think)

[@StormEyes1991]

​@@WhatIsSanityOr everything becomes mental health. My heavy periods, mental health. Fifteen years later, endometriosis diagnosis. That's a mental health condition, right?

[@gam8ligant]

@@WhatIsSanity dentists are GOOFY sometimes. "just brush your teeth its easy!! maybe i wont have to clean them so ofte-" IM AUTISTIC AND SEVERELY DEPRESSED. GOOD LORD MAN

[@teianniaclark2434]

So when I was 7, I lived in a home with cockroaches and I remember one time I woke up and there was cockroach crawling in my underwear. I obviously got it out but it did scare me to think that at least one of them crawled in me. Thankfully I have never had an insect up there and I don’t have to deal with cockroaches anymore. Love your videos!! ❤❤

[@sourgummiescureyourpain4555]

Jesus, I'm so sorry you had to live through that! That's terrifying. Glad to hear that life got better for you since then.

[@tonyagibbs1963]

That's traumatic!

[@teianniaclark2434]

@@sourgummiescureyourpain4555 yeah it did!

[@teianniaclark2434]

@@tonyagibbs1963 yeah I don’t like bugs, especially cockroaches.

[@chillfactory9000]

Eeewww. Had an unfortunately similar experience, was scratching myself when I brought my hand up and there was a FLEA on it. Never felt so violated by a bug before

[@SubarcticWildflower]

Hey doc! I was 43 1/2 weeks pregnant when I gave birth to my second child. When my water broke there were clumps of baby hairs coming from my hooha. I panicked because my first thought was that my babies head was crowning and I was wiping away her hair on her head with the rag. 😂😂😂 that obviously wasn’t the case at all, as I gave birth to her 4 hours later so she was nowhere near crowning at the time. 😂 She had long hair to the base of her neck except the top of her head was thinning so she looked like she had a skullet. The doctor told me that perhaps her head was rubbing so low for so long that her hair began to shed. She said she’s never seen that before and we all laughed uncomfortably at my mystery baby. Regardless, she was so freaking cute with the biggest eyes and turned up nose and big pouty lips.

[@evada4144]

The Midwife of my friend told her, that it is quite common, that babys shed there after around 2 weeks. Usually, humans are around 42 weeks pregnant, so that lines up...

[@SubarcticWildflower]

@@evada4144 That makes sense given that I was just about a month overdue. Babies totally shed lanugo, but to shed vellus and terminal hair in utero is not so common.

[@Lucia-be4wb]

i have never heard of a pregnancy over 42 weeks, how common in that and is it dangerous? lol

[@bjmattson8487]

Relatively uncommon. The National Center for Health Statistics has stats on various aspects (preterm, low birthweight, Mother's age, etc.) and the CDC has information on a lot of basic pregnancy information.

[@nollypolly]

While the OB was performing the episiotomy, he snipped my daughter's hair while she was crowning. It was stuck to her shoulder when they gave her to me lol. That was a sight.

[@morganhough1022]

The question about inducing labor with a vacuum made me think that someone heard about a vacuum used during a delivery and didn’t have a good idea of what that actually means. My brother was born via a vacuum assisted delivery when i was a teen and i had this mental picture of a vacuum cleaner being used on his head for many years. In fact, it’s more like a suction cup on babies head that can be used to help them get out of the birth canal a bit quicker, usually if they’re in distress (heart rate problems).

[@bandannabitch]

I work for a company that makes vacuum-assisted delivery equipment and ngl I had no idea of the specifics until I started working here- I knew it wasn't a literal vacuum cleaner but that was about the extent of my knowledge. I would bet a lot of people don't know very much about what VAD involves!

[@PristinePerceptions]

Another reason why this question might come up... Is Bollywood. One of the best Indian movies yet, called "3 Idiots", has a scene where a bunch of engineers modify an actual vacuum cleaner to work like a suction cup in an emergency. It (mostly) makes sense in the movie (given movie logic), but has unfortunately become the source of a few dumb questions/myths on the internet. It is a fantastic movie though, even for western audiences, if you want to watch something different.

[@lacee7494]

With my first I was in labor for hours, then pushed for hours, they tried the vacuum extractor (which is actually pretty common) and still couldn't get her out, ended up using forceps (like big salad tongues clamped around her ears). She was very late, big, but everything turned out fine. The next 3 babies came out much quicker and easier.

[@Exm0juliet]

TMI story time: When I was in like 2nd grade, I went with a friend to her camping cabin and we ran around in the field for a few hours. We get back to the house and we check each other for ticks (her mom taught her that she needed to do so after playing out there and how to properly remove them). Anyways, we find a few on our legs, remove them and then go inside for a snack & movie. We look at each other and question if a tick could have made its way inside our vaginas (before the time of smart phones & google) and proceed to check ourselves. Thinking a bug could get into the vagina isn't that weird of an idea, especially for young children who don't understand how their bodies work.

[@meganrogers3571]

That doesn't seem super crazy though because ticks love warm, dark, vascular areas. My ped told me to check testicles, for example, for ticks (when I brought in my son due to a tick), so maybe at least the labia isn't completely out of the question.

[@darkacadpresenceinblood]

​@@meganrogers3571my teacher in elementary said she had a tick in there once and that "we should check everywhere" includes labia so yeah!

[@noemichillt]

There is actually an episode of House MD, where a young woman was bit by a tick in her vagina and she developed severe neurological symptoms. I remember I was terrified

[@aellalee4767]

​@@noemichilltthis! House episodes were based on true medical incidents. However, I don't know how much, like parts or the entire diagnosis.

[@aliciachristopher6506]

If bugs can go in ears why not vaginas.

[@nevermandie2172]

Please, please, please, make a full video on endometriosis!!!! I am getting a full hysterectomy next month due to the damage endometriosis has done to my uterus and abdomen. I feel like more people need to be aware of how dangerous this condition can be. So many doctors I have met over the years were so dismissive of my pain. When my 5 month old was born there was so many lesions and scare tissue that my uterus was fused to most of my abdomen. A third surgeon had to come in to help. My csection took 3 hours and 10 minutes. The anesthetic wore off after two hours and I lost a lot of blood to the point that the pain medication I could take was limited. It has terrifying. So please 🙏 do a video on this to help with awareness. Thank you. Also sorry for the ridiculously long comment. I just wanted to explain why I think its so important.

[@jacky77h27]

😢

[@LovinglfDesigns]

Omg that sounds like an horrific experience. I'm glad you made it through it, but how incredibly dangerous. Both my girls have PCOS and both struggle with severe period pain. It's so infuriating when our pain gets dismissed or we're told that it's just what women have to deal with.

[@nevermandie2172]

​@LovinglfDesigns 😢 I'm so sorry Y'all go through this as well.

[@kindlin]

@@jacky77h27 Do zoomers think that emojis are effective communication? I would add an emoji to this post to make it more inclusive, but that would require me to google an emoji to copy here to be able to properly communicate with you, and typing this was just easier.

[@Panda72021]

I've had endo for 12 years, and I do feel like awareness is crucial. Problem is so very little is known about endometriosis, that even from experts most "educational" videos only cover the general basics (assuming they don't include any misinformation). I really wish it was a disease that was taken more seriously, considering how common it is and how debilitating it can be. Obviously a hysterectomy is not a cure, but I hope yours provides noticeable positive results in lessening at least some of your more problematic symptoms.

[@nursemikole]

My husband wouldn't let me be near the stove or hot plates because culturally he was told/learned it would hurt the baby. Well he married a nurse (me) and I have dispelled all of his myths about pregnancy with two healthy baby girls. 😂

[@cathipalmer8217]

I dunno, I think I might be inclined to just take him up on the stove thing and reap the benefits of his ignorance. 😉

[@tatchik77]

My ex-mother-in-law told my husband that my daughter got a yeast infection because I fed her too much bread! (She was on antibiotics for an ear infection which sometimes causes a yeast infection.) This woman was a TEACHER! 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@projectphoenix6307]

Commenting on the cervix tears, I had a tiny 6 lb 0 oz baby, and I tore so bad SIDEWAYS that one of my labia minora was torn almost in half and the tear went all the way back and into my cervix! I came to the hospital in early labor, they gave me a ton of pitocin to speed things up because they said I had severe preeclampsia, and my son was born 6 hours later! I think the speed and him being my first is what caused such bad tearing.

[@heathercole9851]

That was my question lol. My friend had not dilated, her cervix just tore and she gave birth that way... I think she's gonna be in a lot of studies now.

[@heathercole9851]

Also, I had a "normal" 4DT and you just made me feel grateful haha

[@artchic528]

Whoa…that gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “tore outta there”.

[@nicoleperron3315]

I don't think it's the speed or him being your first that did that. I only have my experience but I got to the hospital at 10 pm my son was born at 10:32 and he was my first and only 😂 my doctor said I skipped the first two stages of labor.😮oh he was 8 pds 4 ounces.

[@valentinewiggin7782]

Ouch.

[@IrelandFyre]

I just found out I was pregnant 11 years after a tubal ligation because of implantation bleeding. You saying when in doubt take a test played in my brain so I did... And then I did again because lol, no flipping away .... But here we are Edit: without you I probably would've just been like, there's no way... And wound up on I didn't know I was pregnant 😅

[@anhbarker]

How in the world did that happen? I'm considering getting a tubal, and that sounds terrifying!

[@RedRoseSeptember22]

Oh wow, um...congratulations? lol, did you tubes grow back?

[@SubarcticWildflower]

I got pregnant a year after I got my tubes tied, I’m about to resort to celibacy. 😂😂

[@SubarcticWildflower]

@@anhbarker It’s more common than you think 😅 even sterilization surgeries are not 100% effective. 😭😭😭 Celibacy or Hysterectomy are pretty much the permanent options.

[@IrelandFyre]

Yeah, I've absolutely no clue. Luckily for me, we had been considering doing in vitro because, due to various life events, we wanted to have a baby but it was just so expensive. So a happy surprise at least. Right now we're at shocked and tentatively excited bout trying not to be too happy about it, just in case....

[@pennyspapers1127]

Here is an interesting story, a librarian in AR where we can get fined and jailed for sexually explicit books, I got a new book in on Anatomy and Physiology. The chapter on sex and reproduction is about four pages and has NO pictures or illustrations!!! They want these kids to know nothing it's crazy. I remember when I was in high school in the 70s we passed condoms, diaphragms and iuds around the class and were free to ask anything. Now they are going to have a generation that doesn't know how babies are made/or prevention.

[@TheKittyQueen3120]

good thing youtube exists to help teach kids about these things

[@TheKittyQueen3120]

It would be nice if sexual health was focused on more in school

[@mgheichert]

AFTER the Liberal welfare state and Feminism, with women able to use birth control or get an abortion AND the number of women CHOOSING to be single mothers has exploded. It's NOT that they don't know, girls don't care if they get pregnant because they are subsidized and supported while teenage fathers have to pay child support OR go to prison.

[@UrBasicGuy]

all they need to know is abstinence. sex ed? that's information to be taught by the family when that particular family feels its appropriate .

[@callmecharlie4250]

@@UrBasicGuy abstinence teaches nothing and does nothing for prevention. it leads to the highest rates of teenage pregnancy of any 'sex education'. the parents that are advocating for keeping children uneducated about their bodies will almost certainly not give them the information they need. knowing how bodies work and knowing all of the risks is the best way to keep a child safe from making irreversible mistakes or being taken advantage of by others, and help any fears or shame that may come with the changes they're going through. this should not be solely in the hands of uneducated and embarrassed parents.

[@ceilinh6004]

These are amazing. My favourite response was, "Ask Etsy."

[@Mimi-vy6wd]

same 😂 I love Etsy

[@buttercupghost]

I have had the exact same fear of insects doing that. It's like, a common intrusive(?) thought I have, along with the fear that people around me are mind readers. I wonder if the insect thing is a common fear, but people just don't talk about it? How normal is this fear? (I also have an invasive fear that bugs, specifically bees, will fly in my ear and get trapped in it, even stinging the inside of my ear. I am terrified of this.)

[@sourgummiescureyourpain4555]

Well, you're not alone with the fear of people being mind readers. I know it's irrational but when I don't feel comfortable, sometimes it can really flare up.

[@kirstynweinberg]

If I had to choose a super power, it's definitely mind reading. I would stage my own funeral just for that! I'd want to see who shows up and what's been said/processed. You're going to learn more about who loved you, your true friends, as well as those who thought less about you, even hated you. This is my fascination as I'm from a big family who has drama.

[@buttercupghost]

@@kirstynweinberg Actually, if I was a mind reader, I wouldn't put much stalk into everyone's thoughts so easily. One of the reasons I'm terrified of mind readers is because I suffer from intrusive thoughts, and I'd be terrified of anyone hearing them. So, if you can hear all thoughts, you would hear people's intrusive thoughts as well, which are very much things they don't want to do/don't want to believe. Of course, that's assuming that you'd be able to hear the intrusive thoughts in addition to their regular thoughts, but I definitely wouldn't put so much faith in my mind reading (in a hypothetical situation where I gain it) until I know if I'm also hearing people's intrusive thoughts. Also, sometimes people think things they don't mean when they're annoyed, angry, or otherwise upset, and I feel like having the power to mindread could potentially cause you to take what someone thinks in a moment of weakness to be what they believe. Of course, if your power works where you can only hear beliefs vs any thought, that wouldn't be a problem, but... again, you would have to determine that. Honestly, I think the best mind reading power would be the ability to know what someone else is FEELING-as long as you can also turn it off-because then you'd be able to see yourself someone's opinion on you; do they feel love? Hatred? Apathy? Stuff like that. Plus, I think it would be helpful in helping people feel better-you can see someone is anxious or upset and comfort them without being told. In the realm of mind reading and/or adjacent abilities, I think that one would be the best bet.

[@nandeboleine]

I have the mind reader fear and also butterflies/moths in the face or mouth. Never an insect in the vagina, though.

[@christinepayfer2993]

I also have a fear of bugs getting into my ears. It sucks when the wind blows my hair into my ear because I freak out thinking it’s a bug. And now to top it off I have a new insect fear thanks to this video!

[@jacquelinesharp7374]

She sure wasn’t kidding about how weird the questions were. I feel better about my level of weirdness now.

[@StayfunnyLG]

I usually love your content but this insect question takes the cake. You have not suffered in vain. :D This is now my favorite weird video.

[@crystalynn13]

The cockroach question reminded me of a woman on one of those medical mystery shows that was having constant orgasms because there were maggots living in her vagina. I don't know how true those shows are but that memory has lived deep within my brain for years unfortunately.

[@jocypare6019]

What? My question is. Don’t they eat like every thing ? Would that not be painful.🤯

[@GLGC688]

​@@jocypare6019they only eat infected or dead tissue. They are used in medical settings even, to clear out nasty wounds.

[@amyarcher8017]

​@@jocypare6019maggots only eat dead tissue. They used to be used to prevent infection. I can't imagine 🤢

[@Nik110512]

Thanks for planting that in our brains 🤢

[@SunhiMoon]

This actually reminds me of this story I read on some news website. This woman died because she, for some odd reason, wanted to put shrimps in her vagina. Idk why. I think one was pregnant or she put the eggs inside of her to push them out or something, but the vagina was so warm that she essentially gave birth to shrimps. She was so scared seeing them crawl out of her that she fell in the bathroom & hit her head & died. :/

[@Angi_Mathochist]

The vacuum one might not be that weird, actually. Vacuuming the house is one traditional way of inducing labor. Of course, just like regular walking, it'll only work if you were about to go into labor anyway. Maybe the thinking is that the rhythmic motion can help get the body started. It can't hurt to try, anyway, and if nothing else, it gives you something to do while you wait, and your floors will be cleaner in time for the baby (you won't have as much time for cleaning after).

[@wishtopublish]

Omg I was terrified that they were asking if shoving a vacuum into your vaginally canal and turning it on would suck the baby out. DONT EVER DO THIS. YOU WILL SUCK YOUR ORGANS OUT.

[@Eurazba]

I know the bug question is horrifying to consider, but it's actually nice to know that someone else has the irrational phobia of bugs crawling up their vagina like I do. I don't completely know where the phobia stemmed from, as I've never had a situation where a bug was even near my crotch as far as I'm aware, but whenever I'm somewhere naked (such as the bathroom) and see a bug, my brain immediately worries about that bug crawling up my vagina. It's only with my vagina and none of my other holes, and my guess is that the phobia "logics" out that the vagina is the most vulnerable hole of mine. The anus is a tight right of muscles that's always closed and small things aren't really strong enough to force their way in, and the nose, mouth and ears have the advantage of being nearest to my most of my senses and easiest for my hands to react and reach for should a bug get close. My crotch usually only has touch to keep it aware if something foreign is too close to comfort.

[@lisahenry20]

I'm not a fan of spiders and one year, my uni accommodation had a bunch of spiders in the bathroom. I would usually do a spider check around before getting in the shower, but didn't think to check the top in the shower. While I was showering, a spider fell down besides me. I was too busy being terrified of it getting on me and trying to wash it down the drain for me to worry about it climbing up my vagina, but I fear that it may change in the future, so thanks

[@theduckie701]

Omg same!

[@WelcomeApathy]

At rest, the vagina is a muscular structure that stays closed. It's not just a wide open tube that goes up your body. You have to exert some force to separate the walls, such as inserting a tampon. Most bugs are not going to be strong enough to do so. So it is very unlikely that any would go up there. And that would be if they could even get there. Between the other parts of your anatomy like the labia that help protect the actual vaginal opening.

[@jessievonesh3188]

Ah! Me too!

[@ravenbarton2003]

Actually I just made a comment about this, the anus isnt as tight as youd think I suppose because I just saw a video that during a colonoscopy a lady bug was found in a mans rectum 💀 also to add to another comment here the vaginal walls do take some force to widen but it is still an opening. Both are horrifying ideas though exceedingly rare, so much so that they make the news when it happens

[@signsoflifeatCSHL]

Pediatrician here - one of the things we look for in babies with inconsolable crying is whether they might have a hair tourniquet where a stray hair somehow wrapped itself around a finger, toe, or penis and cuts off circulation causing pain, swelling, etc. I haven't heard of it prenatally, but it made me think if someone were unfortunate enough (and the pregnancy went long enough) to get a hair tourniquet before birth they might end up with something similar to amniotic band syndrome.

[@katiekane5247]

Almost lost a toe from a hair. Being a redhead, it was hard to find, so they told me.

[@mika-iu3em]

that insect question reminds me of the blowfly girl. basically, a woman wrote an internet blog where she described she pleasured herself by putting in maggots... from what I remmember she got sick from it but after many years she healed physically and emotionally (she was going thru some stuff). so yea, the cockroach thing is totally believable.

[@SteMegManzaroli]

Oh I remember that! She took rotten meat out of the trash and put it inside her with all the maggots 🤢 I hope it’s just a weird story!

[@spacelasertech8359]

Nooooo, why would you remind me of that. I'm going to read Swamps of Dagobah to cleanse my mind.

[@esmeraldagreengate4354]

​@@SteMegManzarolihow does someone look at maggot infested meat and think I bet that would feel good?

[@chillfactory9000]

@@esmeraldagreengate4354 She was struggling mentally, it probably ended up manifesting into an odd fetish or something.

[@nandeboleine]

I can imagine the cockroach being intentionally inserted, but accidentally? Wouldn’t it have to open up the vulva somehow?

[@GRBtutorials]

2:20 Objection! The question didn’t specify what liquid the pool or bath tub is filled with. If it was full of fertile semen, I’d say there’s a chance you can get pregnant.

[@MamaDoctorJones]

You belong here

[@Nik110512]

How? The vagina is not a vacuum cleaner.

[@allisonlong8857]

Ugh...this brought back the memory of a picture I had the absolute misfortune of being subjected to from Japan...concerning an...activity there. Don't ask me how it found me but it did and I am scarred for life. And you brought it back. However, you kinda have a point. 🤢

[@laurysorto1726]

How much sperm will you actually need to fill a pool or a tub? How many men would you need? And how would you keep it liquid? I mean it dries out

[@nollypolly]

@@laurysorto1726 the average ejaculation is about 1ml (0.0338oz). Even someone with the condition of hyperspermia would only ejaculate 5-6ml. So, to produce just 1L (33oz), it would take anywhere from 200-1000 ejaculations. And now I must go 🤮

[@lineyloveslacquer]

I, like other commenters, also think the seafood/fish question is a real thing… It’s not something that lasts more than a day after so it’s not the same as an infection odor. And in my experience, it’s not super potent either, just something you’d notice in cleaning the area

[@TheCrippledCrafter]

Yup, another fishy after fish person here lol

[@Romanticoutlaw]

can't speak to seafood but my discharge is thicker and creamier when I've been consuming a lot of dairy, so I believe in it being possible. No worrying smell, just a change in texture/viscosity and opacity

[@jackiearnolds]

Couldn't that be cause to some sensitive to the food? Or maybe be psychological? Since doctors have said it has no cientifical basis.

[@foxylovelace2679]

I was watching one of those medical mystery shows once and there was a poor woman with terrible, horrible, constant body odor no matter how much she bathed or used deodorant. It was just fishy odor coming out of every pore. Turns out her body couldn't break down a certain amino acid in some foods, including seafood, and it was just coming out everywhere. It's possible that for some people, that same amino acid gets released in discharge after eating seafood? Like a super super minor version of what the lady had. The lady manages her condition with an altered diet btw.

[@ajd8558]

Same! And I love eating fish - so unfair.

[@juliachrobok3734]

Perfect video to take a break from panically writing my BA thesis because the deadline is basically this week 😇

[@Kriistall7]

Wow that's impressive, good luck!!

[@kristenroberts4502]

Bless this woman. She is doing important work with a fantastic sense of humor.

[@katietoole8345]

Serious question, did y'all see the story about stem cells in menstrual blood and how elastic they are? It's super cool.

[@LovinglfDesigns]

Cool. I'll have to look that up.

[@eolhinforest7736]

I agree, I wish she would do a video on that. It has so much potential to help people medically.

[@michelleelle4622]

Do this again! As someone who grew up on the beach, I can tell you sand in the vagina during sex is HORRIBLE. That romantic evening on the beach just DIED the moment ONE piece of sand enters the picture. So… NO to glitter 🤣

[@sssophie9292]

The confused/disgusted/serious face turning into laughter after answering the alien probe question was just great 😂 5:59

[@jnewcomb]

That was me! I'm a sci-fi writer and figured I could make a very bizarre question but I NEVER thought she'd actually try and answer it seriously! That somehow made it all the funnier. 🤣👍

[@derekmills5394]

I'd say if you believe it was aliens doing a probe in your vag, use a PlanB - IDK what you were on but like as not it wasn't aliens in there.

[@Valdagast]

Can a vampire use a used tampon as a teabag? Could you talk about the new findings - that people with endometriosis have a certain bacterium and that endo thus could possibly be treated with antibiotics?

[@elisharoberts1029]

Omg your Vampire question had me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂! Also, I second that endo video because I hadn't heard this yet and now I need to know.

[@limpchees]

I don't know how would that be of much help, I had to take antibiotics one time while on my period (I have endometriosis) and I felt awful as always 🫠

[@Valdagast]

@@limpchees Well, even if it's a treatment for a subgroup only, that's something at least.

[@awaredeshmukh3202]

Eurghhhhhhh that's very clever and I rather hate it! Nice job!

[@cathnz9726]

God I was thinking "why would a vampire use a teabag as a tampon?". Clearly reading is my weak point!

[@sanachanto]

9:18 This is actually such a cool anatomical model! Honestly, even just seeing it briefly here helped me better visualize where things are in relation to each other, more than flat diagrams ever have. I see my GP for routine checks, but if I was at a ob-gyn’s office I would love to see one of those.

[@maaikevaneijndhoven8707]

Hi! I love your videos and the way you summarise and explain actual evidence in a comprehensible way. I was wondering, could you maybe make a video about endometriosis like the one you did on PCOS? It is very hard to find reliable AND understandable information online without having a medical degree.

[@hakichan94]

I saw a video recently from Scishow about how scientists have been taking stem cells from period, and how those stem cells are better than the others previously found in adult humans, even beating the ones from the bone marrow, which was considered the golden standard in adult stem cells. So not only can you tell someone’s blood type from their period, but we could soon be healing alzhaimer and stroke after effects with our periods.

[@artchic528]

The power of period blood!

[@taylorwalker7417]

"Philippians 4:13, I guess"😂😂😭😭😂😂 Why have I never heard that used in this context before, it's the best😭😭🤣🤣

[@phibi8694]

For the jewelery question, they could probably take it to a pathologist, if they knew one, and get it fixated like ... I dont know how to say it in english. When you want to put a slice of it onto a piece of glass and look at it under a microscope. They probably could just take the prepared specimen on the glass slide to a juweller and have it made into a necklace pendant.:)

[@blaah9999]

Could also dry it and use it in resin jewelry. 😅

[@phibi8694]

@@blaah9999 Endless possibilities.;)

[@elisharoberts1029]

I totally thought you were going to say take it to a taxidermist for a minute. Oh man the the thoughts that conjured. That would actually be super cool! Any medical schools nearby would be a good resource for this as the medical students have to get practice preparing slide specimens. That would be the coolest jewelry ever and now I'm heartbroken I didn't do this with my son's umbilical cord. Dang it!

[@thunderibiscuitz7893]

This sounds gorey and I love it. Should definitely look into this now

[@evaweiss1160]

I moved to Japan and when I gave birth to my daughter the birth set included a small wooden box to keep the umbilical cord once it fell off. Most people keep them as a keepsake. But they are just black and shriveled, I can’t imagine turning that into pretty jewelry.

[@amberkesterson255]

Hi! Can you make a video about what questions a couple should be asking a prospective Ob before beginning fertility treatments and hopefully then labor and delivery with them/their team? As a queer woman in an interracial relationship, my partner and I are about to begin our fertility journey and really don’t know where to start and are afraid of ending up with a team we don’t trust. Love you and your videos so much!!!!

[@fyxation]

TW Bugs, Body Horror While my room mate was studying to be a rad tech, she was training at the local VA. An obese, older man needed an X-ray but could barely walk let alone get onto a table. As they lifted him up, roaches came crawling out of the fold under his gut. This was actually one of many bug horror stories she told me. I think I would have run screaming from the hospital if I'd seen that.

[@StuckinNormal]

I had severe cervical tearing during my delivery. I was pushing but only dilated to two and my baby was in fetal distress. My on/gyn reached in and tried to push my cervix open, tearing it badly, then also did an episiotomy… 70+ stitches later i was finally in my room. I was 18. When my mom finally handed me a mirror and i could see what i looked like i cried and cried. I was black and blue, stitched internally and externally, swollen beyond belief, and terrified. I couldn’t have imagined that it could have looked like what it did. Years later i was diagnosed with EDS, and the fragility and the lack of integrity of my tissue, and all of the damage done, made more sense. It was a horrifying experience for me, for anyone, I would imagine.

[@Caitlinmcfadden22]

What kind of horrible provider did this???? That is absolutely not ok

[@StuckinNormal]

@@Caitlinmcfadden22 my ob/gyn.

[@StuckinNormal]

@@ritadyer9295 they were prepping me for a c-section, my baby was in fetal distress, and had been for too long at that point. All this happened while I was still in my room! It was truly horrible.

[@jolynn2739]

My last period before my endometrial ablation I went through 5 boxes of tampons, so that wasn’t necessarily a dumb question.

[@analiagonzalez4757]

Probably shouldn't be going to the moon in that case though

[@zeusathena26]

Before I was put on birth control to regulate my cycle, that's how many pads I went through, but a normal cycle shouldn't. It's funny nasa had to go through it though. I sense a bunch of guys standing around asking each other, afraid to ask a woman.

[@ellerj641]

I never counted how many pads I went through, but when I had periods I had to change the pad every hour on the dot. If I didn't, I bled through everything. My pad, underwear, pants, and whatever I was sitting on. Thankfully I had a few moments where it would slow down enough to wear a pad longer than an hour. But with my periods lasting up to 9 days or more, I definitely would go through packages of pads really fast.

[@zeusathena26]

@@ellerj641 that's the way I was. I couldn't make it through some classes. When I was put on birth control it helped so much. Teachers don't won't except you late for class everyday for 2 weeks. You have to explain yourself in front of class. I went through a lot too. It's so much better nowadays.

[@ariemhetareads3996]

Oh, yeah, before I went on perm. birth control I was changing afterbirth pads every two hours

[@conlon4332]

4:48 This is so funny to me! All these honestly less well-known words, but she can't think of the word "clot". Honestly though, that kind of thing happens to me. There's just one word I can't think of - doesn't matter how simple or otherwise it is - that I want to use but can't think of, so I think of every related word I know, even words I would hardly ever use.

[@womble901]

For the blood type question... We tend to reject clotted samples, at least in my workplace, unless there's just no other way to gain access to the sample. Mostly, it needs to be able to be centrifuged to separate the plasma from the red cells and we use extremely small amounts (microlitres) to test against synthetic reagent.

[@JessicaHaspel]

I love all of the topics on this informative channel. As a middle age fan, I would also love to see some info presented about menopause-what to expect, when, and when fertility can be assumed to have ended prior to yearlong cessation of menses

[@Eet0saurus]

We need a part two!!! Seems like there are enough bizarre questions

[@JustAnotherShopaholic]

💯

[@Roxxjehh]

First of all: I love your videos and the fact that you provide us with correct information. Especially when the education system lacks in this department. I live in the Netherlands and I think most of our citizens have access to information and care that we need when it comes to this. Our healthcare system is pretty good, but I know that this is not the case in every country in the world. I would love a video where you react to something like: things no one told me about pregnancy/giving birth/postpartum. I don't know if you've already done something like this. I gave birth to my daughter in 2017 and there were things I experienced that I didn't know about. Especially about giving birth and postpartum. I thought I knew everything and yes, I didn't experience many things that I already know about. But still, there were things I didn't know. An example of something I didn't know: the shaking while being in labor. Something else was the vertical line on my belly.

[@tinkeramma]

My unexpected experience was the shaking after labor. I was shaking so bad right after my youngest was born that I didn't want to hold her for fear of dropping her. Someone held her to my chest and kept her safe. I was in shock became she was okay, healthy and screaming to the world. My previous baby had not been, so I had emotionally prepared for all other situations except having a healthy little one.

[@AudreeAdam]

@@tinkerammathat happens! Did you give birth really fast?

[@tinkeramma]

@@AudreeAdam No. 13 hours active labor. My second daughter was born with a genetic terminal condition that I carry. I was so sure our third daughter would have it as well that I had prepared myself very well for that possibly. I hadn't processed much at all that she could be okay, so literal years of hopes and prayers fulfilled hit me all at once.

[@CatVetNele]

Loved where your mind went with the alien probing, trying to make logical assumptions 😂sounds like something I would do 😆

[@thatboleyngirl8300]

This is great! I literally just failed my permit test so I was feeling a little down, then as soon as I get home I see this! Thanks for the laughs

[@natashaosborne5561]

Good luck on the next test! You got this!❤️

[@thatboleyngirl8300]

@@natashaosborne5561 Thank you!!

[@meganl3859]

I failed mine and got it the next time, you’re not alone! ❤😊

[@thatboleyngirl8300]

​@@meganl3859 Thank you so much! I've already scheduled my next test!

[@allisonroggen7773]

I also failed mine the first time but aced it the second! I know it sucks but you’ll be more prepared the second time

[@bethbayless5652]

Thanks MDJ for answering our bizzar questions.

[@JodiLeaSnakeQueen]

Wtf that boom around 8:00 whatever scared the bejebers outta me

[@TheoRae8289]

I have seen "glitter" lube in the past. I never found out if the glitter was edible variety. They came in weird desolving capsules.

[@Romanticoutlaw]

considering how persistent glitter is in every other aspect of life, I would expect my periods would be shiny for months after lol

[@ecokrazy]

I was looking at the joining tiers before you brought it up and I was chuckling as you brought it up

[@clerica5787]

I had PICA during one of my pregnancies, and I gotta tell ya: my brain has never confused me more. My main craving was for tobacco though, and I never understood why I wanted to deeply inhale towards my coworkers coming back from their smoke break. Truly made me feel like a crazy person.

[@Ali-mv3jc]

When I was super anaemic I wanted to lick rocks. My god it was weird

[@Evelyn_2401]

I have a bizarre sort of gyno question I've been curious about for ages! Do they ever mistake menstrual fluid for blood at crime scenes? And is it easy to tell the difference?

[@penguins776]

There was an episode in forensic files where a woman was murdered and they found traces of blood in their shower making them believe that her roommate initially killed her and cleaned the blood out in the shower. However after a thorough investigation the roommate was proven innocent and the blood was probably her menstrual cycle.

[@sketchiscribblr8285]

7:49 according to my mom, when I was born I had hair so long that they were _afraid it would obstruct my breathing_ so I had my first haircut shortly after taking my first breath. It apparently went all the way down to my shoulders. My mom is still incredibly mad about this and I'm 26.

[@kmjc1213]

This is really random but I love your 3D model of the female reproductive system! I feel like we only ever see 2D drawings which makes in hard to visualize how far back it actually goes.

[@hellokristi]

Congratulations on having an incredibly creative fan base! This was amazing!

[@allisonhebron3311]

Love your content! I have had some of these questions over the years too but have been too afraid to ask them because social fear is a thing, even with doctors for me. Thanks MDJ!

[@carlairving]

I was so angry while TTC because Mucinex was not deemed safe for my asthma by my GP and it really sounded like this miracle fertility magic trick according to infertility forums. Luckily, I'm no longer here, but thank you so much for clarifying the science and data behind this.

[@wylizzler]

“Luckily I’m no longer here” my condolences 😂

[@ChemEDan]

In my experience a big problem is incorrect use, even after explaining how. For example, on the day of insemination, a woman says she has taken the likes of Mucinex twice daily for the whole month, except for yesterday and today because traveling is too hectic. Cue explanation how one dose before insemination will suffice. Next month... she has taken more frequently and increase the dose, but again, stop while travelling. In her own words, she "really wants it (the insemination) to work." It makes me sad; I have many stories such as this. I am hesitate to share any information at all on this subject because people invariably go too far and may hurt themselves. In my opinion, it is better to give a prescription for only two pills, refillable monthly if needed.

[@carlairving]

@@wylizzler LOLLL As in, I'm no longer TTC a.k.a. pregnant

[@sssophie9292]

@@carlairving what is TTC?

[@nollypolly]

@@sssophie9292 trying to conceive

[@hoppytoad79]

I burst out laughing when you quoted Philippians 4:13 in response to the question about inducing labor with a vacuum cleaner. Gold star for creative--and totally inappropriate--use of that verse, Dr. J! 🤣🤣🤣 I think, "With God, all things are possible" would be a better (and equally 'you're totally using this out of context') verse, though. 😂

[@michaelmerenda3158]

Definitely weird questions but hey nobody else is willing to answer! So thank you for answering!

[@alexbruce7984]

At 3:57 Its asked about foods you eat causiing a change to your personal smell. If you have a form of Trimethylaminuria or a similar disorder this can happen. Its a condition where your body is not capable of breaking down certain chemicals in the food you eat. There are a few other conditions that can cause your sweat, urine, and other bodily fluids to smell like foods you eat. Either way it is best to talk to your dr about wgats causing it because some conditions need to be treated to help reduce other negative side effects.

[@foxylovelace2679]

Honestly though, about Sally Ride, it was almost kind of sweet that they just wanted to make sure she was super duper extra prepared. Or maybe it's sad that they thought that was an average amount. But also important that they asked her for verification.

[@jnewcomb]

Holy sh!t, I had no idea that comment would get into the video! For backstory, I'm a sci-fi writer and I thought for sure I could make a truly bizarre question if I pitched from that angle. It was very much a joke but I am thoroughly delighted with the "serious" tone you took in answering it. That somehow made it even funnier! My sides hurt! Thanks Doc! 🤣🤣🤣

[@nhh28]

Okay Dr. Jones, I think I'm going to shock you more. When I was in nursing school, my clinical instructor told us that when he was a new nurse, a lady came into the ER. The staff had to catheterize her and when they opened her legs, maggots came out of her vagina. That horrified me, I'm still not 100% sure he wasn't trying to scare us, but he didn't seem the type to do so

[@blarfroer8066]

I've read about a woman forgetting a tampon in there which became infected and she didn't notice because she was morbidly obese and couldn't see what was going on. Yikes.

[@nhh28]

@@blarfroer8066 Oh wow, I've heard of similar stories regarding tampons left and forgotten! That would be horrifying, I couldn't imagine the accompanying smell

[@ravenbarton2003]

Maggots in/on human bodies is surprisingly common 💀 the amount of emts and ER doctors I've heard talk about finding maggots in/on infected/dead tissue is shocking. It could certainly happen to the vulva and it wouldnt be a stretch to say maggots there could get into the vaginal canal

[@zeusathena26]

Please make this a series!

[@kat.catherine5163]

Have a great day MDJ!! Thank you for your videos. My kids and I love them!!❤❤❤

[@ForeshadowPlays]

Why are u showing ur kids this

[@ForeshadowPlays]

Or do you mean another video

[@lydiawolfe11]

​@@ForeshadowPlays what is wrong with a parent and their children watching this kind of content together?

[@ForeshadowPlays]

@lydiawolfe11 it's about vaginas and stuff I'm just saying that incase there too young so don't tell me as if I'm not already aware

[@ForeshadowPlays]

Don't judge me because I'm concerned

[@Kiwispizzas]

Love you so much dr Jones!! Thank you for creating such an amazing community!!!

[@iralol3771]

The cockroach one made me slide lower into my seat, stop breathing and cry a bit.

[@krithikasaikrishnan622]

Sssshhh ssshhh you okay there? 😂

[@iralol3771]

@@krithikasaikrishnan622 no :')

[@JustAnotherShopaholic]

The cervical tear story is probably the one that's gonna give me nightmares 😱

[@iralol3771]

@@JustAnotherShopaholic being a women sucks pain wise LMAO

[@laartje24]

8:14 Please also put the time stamp of when it's safe to watch again in the text on screen, so we know where to skip to, and don't end up in the middle of the trigger when trying to skip forward.

[@ainsleyferron]

you can use the chapters function to skip directly to the next section, but i do agree that this addition would be helpful!

[@SoSoophie123]

Great video! If you ever find the time I would like to see a video about about the results of vaginoplasty. I'm a transwoman starting hrt in a few months and I definitely want surgerey. I'm also a molecular biologist so I know a lot about the effects of hrt, however there is still just a little information about the results of srs availlable. I know there is always a risk when doing surgery and that the majority is possitive, however empirical data is rare to find and there is a lot of disinformation focused on "every srs is mutilation and has drastic bad effects".

[@GameBearCartridge]

congrats on starting hrt!! hope your journey fills you with joy like mine did 💖

[@puppyqueen5688]

It's funny how if we want gender affirming care it's "wrong" but when cis people do it's normal

[@jessiecade4631]

Your "n o p e" within the 1st minute caught me so off guard I actually died laughing, police are on the way

[@ERlover19]

I laughed out loud at the alien question. That was a good one 👽

[@jnewcomb]

Thanks!

[@Alyrulz421]

The vacuum cleaner question 💀💀💀💀 they can’t be seriously asking that

[@aas_tandon]

Hi Mama Jonas! I absolutely loved watching your videos. Been on a spree of watching all of your videos. Could you please make a video on tips how can one improve chances of getting pregnant with uterus didelphys? And common pregnancy questions/tips/do/don’t with double uterus situation. Many thanks!

[@chaseashley6775]

8:20 legit fear of mine when I was younger. My family would go camping quite often and I always had this slight fear that ants and other bugs/insects would crawl up inside me. Like what if they bite me and I can’t scratch it?

[@theduckie701]

same

[@allyson87]

The insect question is so similar to my biggest fear. I can’t sleep naked because I worry about spiders. The myth about swallowing spiders while sleeping stuck with me. If they crawl in you mouth or nose, I figured they’d probably craw in other places too😅

[@cathnz9726]

Oh i have an irrational fear of flies/mozzies flying up any of my holes 'down there'. I told my mum that I hate hate hate using the loo or showering when there is a fly or mozzies in the bathroom. She thought I was crazy 😂

[@theduckie701]

@@cathnz9726 SAME

[@theduckie701]

SAME

[@taylorrosepole]

“you can do anything you put your mind to, my friend”

[@Behold_I_am_Egg]

If someome really wants to make a keepsake out of their baby's umbilical cord and make it into jewelry like a bracelet or something for some reason, they should first completely dry it out, and then arrange it in a (probably silicone) jewelry mold and completely set it in epoxy resin to make the bracelet, or whatever other kind of jewelry it was they wanted to make it into. They can even add mica or colorant or gold foil or dried flowers, etc to the resin if they wanted it to be sparkly or colorful or extra decorated. 🤷‍♀️ Have fun crafting, I guess! If your own body made it, I guess it's technially yours to do with as you wish, and maybe it'll be the next hippie mama trend or something. 😅 More power to the people who want to preserve such a special item and be able to keep it forever as a sweet memory to pass on to their loved ones, I suppose. If Victorian hair jewelry was a thing for a while, why not umbilical cord bracelets or pendants? 😂👍 Whatever floats your boat, as long as you're making sure to keep everything sanitary. I don't have a huge amount of experience crafting with epoxy yet, so you might want to use some sort of mold release spray to coat the mold to help with removing the finished piece(s) easier, but again, I'm still a novice crafter, so this is just my best bet with my limited amount of experience. You might have better luck just taking smaller pieces of the umbilical cord and making it into pendants or earrings or smaller finished pieces that can be set into rings, etc than you would with making a big bangle bracelet or something like that. But if people are already out there making breast milk into keepsake epoxy jewelry, then you should be able to make umbilical cord jewelry even easier, I'd imagine.

[@Romanticoutlaw]

resin was my first thought too. Make sure to do some test runs first with nothing in them but whatever decoration you want, so you can be sure you won't waste the cord haha, pretty irreplaceable. I think there's a tutorial on making shed snake skin into epoxy jewelry, I imagine that'd be a decent place to start just for how to put something organic in resin

[@KarlienVanWyk]

I really loved that definition of endometriosis. Thanks for that!

[@inesar1993]

Edit: I will put on bold the actual question because I made like a thesis here, but let it here if you want to know some of my background previous to the question itself I have great parents and they always supported me on sex ed, they explained me at certain ages certaint things (one of them being, like at 12 yo, if you are being harm or if anyone do something to you that harm you (moreless, don't remember and I speak spanish so I'm translating too) just know that you can count on me or your mom (divorced but always there for me as parents) to tell us. Please don't hide anything, if you get pregnant just talkt to us, we want to help you" or something like that, if it wasn't like that I fortunately remember it as an amazing thing even though I don't remember the exacts words, I remember more in details in spanish but it was a long time ago, I'm 30. And seeing this as a 30yo blows my mind. We are not a religious country and I wasn't raised in a religious house, so that was in my favor in regards to sex ed. BUT I WENT TO CATHOLIC SCHOOL (but liberal, it was kind of I had like religious classes but without grades, I just had to attend them, but they accepted and accept people who don't believe in god or are agnostics or whatever, and I'm amazed because I must be the only human in earth that had moreless healty sex ed on a cath school (ok, obviously with the limitations of my time and actually I was expelled because I fell in love with a female teacher so not so good after all...that fucking high school principal was the worst, then they fortunately changed and he went to hell lol kidding, just another human being took his place. Or a HUMAN BEING, period, took his place. It was the worst thing ever, one of my traumatic events in my life. But I stop rambling now, Just gratefull I could count on my parents and at some point on my school...then I grew up and I started to have feelings and I was the devil because it was a female. Damn. This was 16 years ago and I still can remember almost everything. And the things I have it blurred it out I know is my brain protecting me. Sorry the rambling, I can't help it. I try to be gratefull for the sex ed but at the same time I can't believe my history there. A little of context here, I was always an ob/gyn fan. Since I was very very little I had questions and I even had some philosopical wisdom (children have the most amazing brains and insights and I love them). I always asked myself why women had to have a baby lying in their backs. It was like... I understood gravity before anyyyy kind of physics classes. And I even remember promising myself I wasn't going to push just because a doctor told me to. I understood that my body was capable of doing that on its own as it's capable to poop or urinate. I didn't understand and I know it was wrong at the age of SIX moreless. I swore to never had childlren and I had labor fear like until 12 when I started to watch births on youtube and ironically it was when I saw the most horrible births ever that I lost my fear to it and I started kind of fight against obstetric violence since that age. And then when... i didn't want children but for other reasons, not for the process itself. I lost my fears at that age. I remember being a child like I LOVE PREGNANCY but just if I can' be pregnant forever, I don't want to be told to push and I don't want to push it out. Like I had a lot of fear and rejection to the birth itself. And then as I grew up I WENT TO MIDWFERY SCHOOL. I had to drop out this year because of my mental health and other issues. Well, just to let you know I knew what kegel ex was at 15 yo LOL I laughed a lot with your hub googling that. *Ok, back to the QUESTION, just focus Inés, don't start to rambling. I asked my mother one day, as a kid, don't know exactly the age but I think 7 or 8 if I could get pregnant by A DOG!!!! Yeah. BY A DOG. I didn't understand a thing and I swear I don't remember picturing myself with a dog, I AM NOT A ZOOPHILIC, I think it was more like I was scared a dog jumped me? By that reasoning my dog impregnated me a lot of times lol. And male dogs just hump your leg, oh I rememeberd my dog doing that (he past away last year, RIP my baby) when he wasn't fixed and it was a puppy lol. But my mom (and I don't remember her laughing but SHE MUST HAD LAUGHTED AT SOME POINT! she is a doc, a pediatrician and then she became a children psychiatrist...mmm maybe my question made her children psychiatrist LOL) told me about the dna differences in dogs and humans and my question was clear. I always watch your videos and love the way you approach tthis thing about children questions. You answer according as your child age and personallity and abilities to understand. You don't go directly to NSFW details when your child is 6. People are crazy when they reject sex ed because they think people will teach children sex ed like it was a porn movie* People are crazy. I am crazy I am 30 years old and I don't know how I get here. Evolution failed to had me after that question 🤣

[@lynn69jackson]

The fish odour after eating seafood is trimethylaminuria. I have developed it during menopause. It goes away a couple of days after eating seafood or other trigger foods.

[@samrtherat]

What on earth prompted the vacuum one!?!

[@areebazaheer7365]

2:48 got me dying like please react to the birth scene in 3 idiots because the exact thing happened lmfao

[@GreyWolfASMR]

So I have a scary question. I have been to the doctor for this (she was a midwife but thats another story) I have had the same period for almost a year now. It wont stop and the person I went to does not have any answers. I am worried and on period burnout. I just want to know what to ask them to check for. Im so over it and am really desperate. Please help!

[@cyn4476]

Please see a gynecologist.

[@MichiruEll]

Definitely want to make an appointment with a gynecologist and not a midwife. Midwife deal with births, gynecologists deal with uteruses/vaginas/hormones etc... Also gynecologists are actual doctors. As for what it could be: may be an issue with you hormones which give the rhythm? (My mother had very very frequent periods in her late 30s and ended up getting a hysterectomy, cause she didn't want more kids anyway). But I could also imagine other cause. Tests are in order: blood test, ultrasounds, maybe other imaging.

[@marzanna_]

MDJ cannot answer a medical question over the internet, because she is not *your* doctor. You need to see a gynaecologist 😊

[@kellylarsen1668]

Yes for sure, see a gyn doctor. They should take you seriously and run tests right away - if they don't take you seriously, find another doc that will! Something like you describe could be all kinds of things. I wish you luck!! I have been through this too and it's not fun.

[@GreyWolfASMR]

@@cyn4476 they have no female one in my area that take my insurance. My ptsd is bad enough with a woman I couldn't have a man doctor especially for this. When I had called the my medical place they told me she was the only woman doctor who could help. I cant afford food right now let alone trying to get a doctor who actually knows what they are doing.

[@Christy7arbi]

I’m hopefully doing a water labor and delivery in a few weeks, would love a video about that! Risks and benefits and all.. ❤

[@cynhanrahan4012]

My friend from school days told me a gross thing. When our babies were born it was common practice to do an episiotomy, and we all had stitches. Prior to her first follow up visit, she developed a serious odor from her vagina. Into her doctor for the exam and the Dr found a roll of gauze in her vagina that had been inserted prior to being stitched. That roll of gauze was inside her for weeks.

[@Caitlinmcfadden22]

This is why we do counts during all procedures now.

[@teknowil]

🤮

[@jennyhammond9261]

@12:34 They missed the perfect spot to put "koalifies".

[@beatyz2]

I mean it's not a terror of mine but there is a big chunk of me that wears underwear to sleep because she's afraid something will crawl up there. Knowing it'll stop at my cervix is helpful but I don't know if you could change like that

[@jessicaliew4735]

Thanks!

[@glennadina8471]

Quick question. My mom attained menopause 6 yrs back. But she had spotings recently. When asked her obgyn she said it is due to the chemotherapy (she has colon cancer) n there is nothing to be worried. Would u plz explain the mechanics of it.

[@Makingofabetterlife]

For my Mom, who has bladder cancer and is 80 so no period in years. She is having spotting/bleeding also abd hers is coming from the surgery. Have they inserted surgical tools inside your Mum? Sending hugs and Prayers to you and your Mama. ❤

[@glennadina8471]

@@Makingofabetterlife thank you for your prayer and wishes. Prayers for your mum too for speedy recovery. They have inserted a port for chemotherapy to be painless at the right shoulder blade. I doubt that it has something to do with the bleeding

[@benniewanders4388]

re: fetus vs. neonate - based on how the terms are used in discussions of cardiovascular defects, I'm fairly sure the distinction is the switch from placental oxygenation to independent breathing (and, generally, the ductus arteriosis closes, separating the lung loop and the body loop of the circulatory system)

[@claudiau2620]

If this becomes a series I have a great question! So rn I’m on the hormonal birth control pill but I’m not sure it’s the right option for me so I’m exploring other options and a nonhormonal iud is what I’m mostly leaning towards. However I remembered this one time my college friends’ iud fell out after having rough sex and now I’m scared. Does this happen a lot? Is it rare? Was hers just inserted wrong? I gotta know!

[@ainsleyferron]

i don’t think that’s supposed to happen 😭 it’s certainly never happened to me (thank god??), i’ve had a very good experience with my IUD so far

[@littleshedevl]

There should be a “WARNING: Video is a choking hazard and may cause you to choke from laughter while enjoying your lunch. Please view with caution” statement at the start cuz I’m 3 minutes in and almost choked twice from laughing. Thanks! 😂

[@Ash-dj5ph]

A leech got into my friend's sister's vjayjay when she went to swim in a not so clean natural lake. I don't know how they got rid of it. But last time I heard she was doing fine and I don't think she was lying about such a horrible thing either. 8:57

[@MamaDoctorJones]

OMG STOP ✋ 👀

[@carrie1390]

7:40 I gave birth to fraternal b/g twins and my girl twin was born with a TON of hair that was already falling out. She had clumps of shed hair all over her.