Ya Burnt: Cologne, Quiet Quitting and Aaron Judge

[@gayahithwen]

Always remember: "quiet quitting" is the way they're trying to brand workers as lazy, the actual praxis is called "work to rule" (look it up). If that's too hard to remember, you can always go with "act your wage". Or, if you must insist on "quiet quitting", you should probably also talk about "quiet firing", which is when your employer doesn't give you a raise for half a decade because times are oh so tough, while posting record profits.

[@ruslbicycle6006]

Well said!

[@elaexplorer]

Just 10 years ago it was called trying to have a work/life balance.

[@satalia]

All of this.

[@m0L3ify]

I call it "setting boundaries." My off hours are mine.

[@lekiscool]

Quiet Quitting, where you clock out and stop answering work calls. BECAUSE YOU CLOCKED OUT.

[@OPandemonium]

The more casual you get as a host the more i love it.

[@andybaldman]

I know, right? Authenticity goes a long way today.

[@ttacking_you]

I believe the perception/or projection of authenticity derived from appearance (or optics, in general) is called _verisimilitude_ , im sorry I thought someone was asking for irrelevant trivia. (But,If I'm wrong, the fact that I put it in italics is going to make it so much more hilarious)

[@xzzlonezzwolfzzx]

He’s becoming a late night KZbinr and it’s fucking amazing

[@stoverboo]

Yes, Seth replaced Colbert as my partner's late night favourite because of his casual dress.

[@nschultz417]

This is why I loved the Seth Meyers Attic Crawlspace shows the best.

[@Wuginess]

Correction: quiet quting is just " work to rule" an old tactic used by unions. At a time when workers have slightly more power then we have had for some time, big business is trying to make "completing your assigned work within work hours" to seem entitled and lazy.

[@ruslbicycle6006]

Yep

[@JamesCalbraith]

nah. "quiet quitting" is just "working" as it should be.

[@Julia-lk8jn]

I think it's Japan that has taken this to the point where it's very, very bad style to leave on time, and basically everybody will hang around hours past official working hours, with not really anything to do. It's utterly ridiculous, and clearly not even good for economy. And of course, ask for anything that's not yours according to your work contract, and the words "well I'm running a business not a charity how can you be so unprofessional" are heading your way.

[@Sam-jm1nn]

Ya burnt out

[@jakebyday]

Unions = bad

[@loutretom2637]

As someone who grew up in the city of Cologne I have to say that that Düsseldorf joke was spot on and unexpected. Well done Sir!

[@Enyavar1]

Don't encourage them. Don't let Americans into German city rivalries. Once they take sides, they will label one side as red and the other as blue, and support one side with guns. The Köln-Düsseldorf rivalry must remain bipartisan.

[@joycastle.]

@@Enyavar1 In this rivalry, both sides wear red/white. That should confuse Americans just enough not to cause major issues 😁

[@svenkoprek2566]

@@Enyavar1 There's no bipartisanship in this rivalry. One side has clearly the much better beer and the other has to take all their pride out of having a vastly oversized train station chapel

[@AlakaxamM]

(Stares in American) 👁️👄👁️🍿🍿

[@just_me_1044]

haha I was thinking the same as a German, that joke was coming out of left field but hit right on target!

[@peonylarkspur645]

there's something kind of inspiring about the fact that seth is still, after all these years, so enamored with tree frogs

[@EthanKristopherHartley]

I'm not sure if it's a passion, or if every time he tries to get the information he needs he gets evacuated due to a burning smell. 8 years and he still doesn't know what a migrating tree frog sounds like... 😔

[@mj8495]

Wait, is Wally a tree frog? 🤯

[@renafielding945]

I, and my children with me, am also enamored of tree frogs

[@angeluscorpius]

I really need to know about migrating tree frogs!

[@edmer68]

@@angeluscorpius I know! Do they leap from tree to tree or "brachiate" with their tongues?👅🐸

[@TheMadnessUncaring]

CORRECTION: as others have mentioned, "quiet quitting" is just doing your job as specified in your contract. Employers are trying to make it seem as if only doing what you are required to do - which is also all you're paid for - is somehow lazy, when the truth is that employers just want free labour.

[@lyndsaybrown8471]

Yep. I think people get the idea that quiet quitters are people who do the bare minimum at a 9 to 5 job that also includes a one hour lunch break. When really it's people who used to work unpaid overtime on nights, weekends, and early mornings; people who always picked up and finished the projects that other "team" members just somehow could not; people who have been literally catching and fixing corporate errors before it becomes a problem; it's these people who are quitting in the sense that they will no longer be subjecting themselves to burn out.

[@L41vindil]

as a Düsseldorfer myself, I very much appreciate the burn on cologne

[@Enyavar1]

I'm not sure if it's a good thing if America now takes sides in German city rivalries. If this ever gets politicized for whatever reason (like learning about the Jungfrau being a man), half of America will despise Colonians and declare to be proud Düsseldorfer Jungs... Not to mention that they send death threats to anyone they don't like.

[@Fundini]

Loved the Düsseldorf joke. The rivalry between Cologne (Köln) and Düsseldorf is legendary

[@thomasperkins7318]

Who knew?

[@Enyavar1]

I'm not sure if it's a good thing if America now takes sides in German city rivalries. When we don't like the neighbor city, we laugh about them during Carnival. When certain Americans learn more about life in Cologne though, I'd be afraid for the life of Colonian exchange students in half the country.

[@Thomas83KO]

Im impressed by the writers... How on earth do Americans know about the hatred between Düsseldorf and Cologne! Great burn, great joke! Greetings from Germany (Koblenz)!

[@oasisinthestorm1361]

Hannover hier!

[@gurrakalas5093]

Altbier enjoyer hier!

[@rashomon351]

@@oasisinthestorm1361 Someone should be shouting "Brunswig here" now, to keep up the scheme, but who cares about Peine East.

[@creativedesignation7880]

Took me like thress seconds, because I did not expect that at all! Makes the burn even better!

[@petertaylor4980]

Thank you, I was wondering whether Bielefeld would have been a better joke.

[@laurendoe168]

"Quiet quitting" is also known as not being stupid enough to do things you're not paid to do.

[@Julia-lk8jn]

or: "act your wage".

[@crini413]

I forget a lot of gen Zers watch this show until I check the comments

[@nehpets216]

That's not how the only person we've had to deal with used it. He was using his personal phone on shift and sitting in the Office instead of doing the patrols the client was paying for him to do. He was writing that he was still doing the work but it was easily shown on camera that he wasn't. The manager's with some other local companies were complaining about the same thing, people lying that they did what they were supposed to and they didn't. Not the lack of good employee's that'll help out their coworkers or the clients, but the trend of people lying that they did their minimum while goofing off. There's a difference between not doing your job and expecting to get paid for it while calling it "quiet quitting" and doing the task list without going above to help your coworkers.

[@blackmark2899]

@@nehpets216 That's him literally quietly quitting his job. The term is being used on people that are doing what they are paid to do. If your example was correct, the guy would've been on patrol and done what he's supposed to do but he wouldn't be doing anything off the clock or something he was never trained to do nor above his pay grade.

[@nehpets216]

@@blackmark2899 As I said, I've seen people talking about it online as not doing more than what is needed but the only experiences I've heard about in real life are people using it as a reason for them not doing the job at all and lying to get paid.

[@chrisjones5949]

I laughed at a lot of these, but Seth's repeated annoyance during the Glue segment was the best part. He was channeling Al Bundy with some of that exasperation. 😆

[@LilyJaneH]

In terms of burning glue, people who repair guitars, especially antique ones, (and some other types of old woodworking) sometimes do burn glue. If you’re trying to identify what type of glue was used, burning a bit of it can narrow it down really quickly. This can help to inform how you need to go about reversing or repairing the glue joint.

[@flowertrue]

huh. TIL

[@crankynic]

That's cool! See you in Corrections Friday.

[@mickimicki]

As someone who has burned little pieces of fabric to determine what it's made of, nice to know the method also works in other areas 👍

[@dbyrneish]

Same for accordion repair!

[@QsPhilosophy]

Correction: Pickleball was invented by the former governor of Washington in Bainbridge island. It was named after his dog, Pickle! It is now the official sport of Washington.

[@courtney-ray]

Also CORRECTION: Fall begins with the Autumnal equinox (Spring begins with the Vernal equinox). Solstices mark the beginning of Winter and Summer.

[@missdarque]

Hello friend.

[@larrymosher5045]

Should spring then, go by Verne,or Laverne or Shirley.

[@alias093001]

I second this Correction. I was about to bring up the same point. Also, I'm pretty sure the US is one of the only countries to call the season Fall. Everyone else calls it Autumn.

[@thomasmcginnis3783]

I third the correction. C'mon Seth & Co. Too-ooooo easy. "Burn Backfire!" 😵‍💫

[@hexenwulfen]

I'm gonna start calling spring "vernal".

[@cheetoprincess]

As someone named Autumn, this made me giggle.

[@rabbit251]

Weren't you listening? You're name is now Fall.

[@fredherfst8148]

Fred Fall here

[@SayAhh]

Humpty Dumpty had an autumn.

[@ttacking_you]

@@SayAhh sounds like superman's unemployed, divorced uncle

[@RoughThief]

Autumn, huh? Guess one can't help falling for you.

[@TheThirdDaySH]

The entire glue bit was amazing.

[@pausenthink3524]

Correction: solstice marks the beginning of winter or summer. Fall started with equinox as does the spring

[@MarcKloos]

You mean autumn.

[@khaightlynn]

@peter g the verbose announcer guy said he calls it solstice, so he is wrong. Sept 22 was the fall (autumnal) equinox, which means the days and nights are of equal length, and essentially represents the middle point of the cirlce. The days will get shorter from this point forward until the winter solstice, which is the apex point of this circular pattern, where the day is the shortest and the night is the longest of the season (and the summer solstice would be on the opposite side of the circle - longest day, shortest night). From that day until the next equinox the days will again grow longer and the nights shorter, until they meet in the middle again. Which will culminate with the spring equinox in which the days and nights are again of equal length, and just so happens to also be my birthday weekend so I am personally invested in knowing the difference between an equinox and a solstice. Anyway happy autumn yall hope everyone gets the pumpkins and flashlights they asked for

[@michaelodonnell824]

Technically, both Spring and AUTUMN are centered around the equinoxes...

[@djinndaurbanbohemian]

Ah, beaten to the punch by another astronomically aware jackal....

[@Catherinzsl]

Well done, fellow jackals. Not only is a season different from a specific day, but also the day specified doesn't occur during the season in question. It's a multi-layered Correction. Correctionception.

[@Egooist.]

_"And hey, Cologne, if I actually wanted a good time, I'd just go to Düsseldorf."_ (1:24) > Using Düsseldorf to "burn" Cologne is spot-on. Kudos!

[@asecretturning]

Calling autumn fall is like calling summer shiny 😎

[@rabbit251]

Good idea! And winter could be "Cold." Meth is going to pay for this.

[@RubyDoobieScoo]

Or winter "decompose".

[@markhackett2302]

Or Winter "Snow"? Thing is, you could drop the name "Fall" and there would then be one word for the season: Autumn. That "argument" is at best specious.

[@Zahaqiel]

And spring should be "sprout"?

[@williambarbour7605]

Summer should be called "ya burnt."

[@missdarque]

It’s not a solstice. It’s an equinox. Autumnal Equinox. Yes, autumn.

[@katm6]

I thought the same, but didn't even think to jackal it. Good on ya.

[@hexenwulfen]

Thank you fellow season enforcer.

[@nickwallette6201]

Hunh... Hey Google, what's the difference between solstice and equinox? ... Mmm hmm... I see... ... OK. Thanks Google! And thanks Amanda! 💫 _The More You Know_ 🌈

[@MariaVosa]

Correct Correction!. It is Winter and Summer solstice, Autumn and Spring Equinox.

[@missdarque]

@@MariaVosa The Spring Equinox is also called Vernal Equinox.

[@arche2460]

I appreciate how self aware Seth is😂

[@charlesasmith7836]

😄

[@FatNebraskaMom]

Its the best part lol

[@ttacking_you]

Fans of ontology, eh? _I think that Autumn "burnt" applies to me?_

[@JasonDeline]

Except that he is still desperately trying to get Ya Burnt to catch on. :/

[@ttacking_you]

@@JasonDeline blasphemer blasPHEMEr !!!

[@LordAaronus]

I love how they mention the least amount of work then end it without the last cutoff one

[@d.263]

I asked for a Ya Burnt a couple weeks ago, and boom, here it is. Thank you Seth and Crew for keeping this segment alive!

[@datawizard130]

Henry David Thoreau line had me in tears. 😂😂😂😂

[@flowertrue]

I'm gonna use that next time somebody corrects me for saying Fall

[@lexslate2476]

@@flowertrue I mean, I find the word 'autumn' useful, because if you say 'Fall' some people may assume 'of civilization' because let's be real things aren't looking super long-term stable out here.

[@tjtaylor6431]

This was an incredible piece of comedy.

[@katm6]

I laughed through the whole thing. Just brilliant.

[@J5L5M6]

@@katm6 likewise. This show is among the few things that got even better during the pandemic.

[@stephanielight4161]

🔥I have LOVED ALL 8 YEARS of 🔥"Ya Burnt" 🔥 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@losergrad]

One day we'll get that killer migrating tree frog story.

[@DanielKlein23]

I want him to bring on a guest who's a biologist, talk about all kinds of subjects, and then say "so listen, I had a question: are there actually any tree frogs that migrate?" and as the guest begins to answer cut them off with "oh, sorry, looks like we're out of time."

[@or2ak]

We can hope

[@gratefuljackal8183]

Never stop doing Ya Burnt! It's always a hilarious treat and holds its own even with all the newer cool stuff the show has come up with (impressions, corrections, cicada, inspection, etc)

[@mittens4kittens435]

I'm still holding out hope that Cicada Cicada will be a real thing.

[@StephanieAly]

I don’t remember the last time I laughed this hard 💀 I also don’t remember the last time I felt this removed from a live audience. Our reactions were not the same lol

[@codyobaker]

Wally is my favorite part of Late Night. I was waiting for his cameo as soon as I saw Quiet Quitting on the board but that was much funnier than I even expected.

[@FlyingGuillotine]

Got to go to the taping for this episode today and it was such a wonderful experience 😁

[@rabbit251]

Lucky you! I always think it would it would be like a Disney ride. You wait around for fun and action and after a 3 hour wait you get about 3 minutes worth.

[@FlyingGuillotine]

Like an hour of waiting for two hours of fun and the waiting was made pretty bearable.

[@madhatter2695]

Homer told us all to quiet quit 30 years ago

[@danielvezina5521]

Never thought I would laugh so hard about FUCKING GLUE.

[@mlots1030]

Seth Meyers is the only late night show host I watch. The show seems so fun to produce. The way he includes his writers in the jokes. Wally!

[@iSmartMan1]

We're never going to learn about those migrating tree frogs :(

[@friendly-db9bm]

Ya burnt

[@VirgoLunaris]

It's been 8 years!

[@camilagnorth]

could he explain about it in corrections 😞

[@viewbuster1979]

I actually started looking up academic articles about tree frog migration, just to have some closure. Most recent I found was Interspecific Variation in Seasonal Migration and Brumation Behavior in Two Closely Related Species of Treefrogs.

[@lstapes7]

Those frogs: If you look at the Seth/Stefon-last episode of season 4-watch the bit on the teleprompter that Seth tries to get out but cannot quite manage because Stefon just left him. Be sure and watch Seasons1-4 if you haven’t. Doing so in order is so necessary, and the whole thing is too good to miss anyhow.

[@sadusattack2628]

We want the Sea Captain!!

[@rebecca2401]

As a German I appreciate the Dusseldorf joke. ^^

[@Enyavar1]

Don't encourage them. Don't let Americans into German city rivalries. Once they take sides, they will label one side as red and the other as blue, and supply one side with guns to shoot the Jungfrau. The Köln-Düsseldorf rivalry must remain bipartisan!

[@spiceyhotpot]

So glad that Seth is back with Ya Burnt!!! 🤣🤣🤣 GLUE!!!!

[@generalZee]

I hope that when Seth eventually retires, he makes his final show a one and a half hour deep dive into the lives of migrating tree frogs. Also, was it Ian or Scollins who ate glue as a kid?

[@LindaC616]

Scoll8ns still does

[@kevinodell1502]

Glue? Ya burnin' glue? What did that smell like? St. Elmer's Fire? That's just Krazy.

[@jb888888888]

You might complain (and you did) about people buying 144 toilet paper rolls but it could have been worse. They could have bought 288 rolls. That would be two gross.

[@sunshine3914]

Almost didn’t catch that.

[@markhackett2302]

20 would score highest.

[@Julia-lk8jn]

Yay for play on archaic words!

[@shawnhartmann4581]

Ba-dum-TISH!

[@nonconformist0189]

you at least get a 😎 for that 😂

[@saulshennan6825]

"Calling it Autumn is pretentious!"... said nobody ever from the British Commonwealth.

[@sset701]

LOVED the Cologne v Düsseldorf joke! Props to the writer for that one 💪

[@AndrewBehm]

I don’t know why, but Seth always sounds very ‘Boston’ when he says “Y’a Burnt!”

[@tylerkochman1007]

He’s from New Hampshire. Where Massachusetts goes to buy their beer

[@jenna6149]

@@tylerkochman1007 And cigarettes. And anything else where paying no sales tax is worth the gas. And finally filled with people who hate that people from Massachusetts go there.

[@DrNancyLivingCoCreatively]

Women have long sprayed in front of ourselves then walked thru and many don't get this. I love autumn. Fall too. You're nuts Seth and Co.

[@MichelleStCyr-rz4jb]

This was the best one I've heard in YEARS! The glue jokes 👌🏼🤣

[@reeceboi24]

0:54 Did Seth say 'umpossible'? 🤔

[@raymondm.9954]

I think it was unpossible, as used by Ralph Wiggum.

[@bytown487]

I haven't laughed this hard in a while; thanks, Seth (and writers)! P.S. I need a fire extinguisher - I use the word "Autumn".

[@JustinHavelock]

I really hope that on Seth Meyers' last episode of Late Night he actually does a full segment on migrating tree frogs. I hope this day doesn't come for years to be clear, but I really do want to hear Seth teach us all about migrating tree frogs one day.

[@JoshtheSmith]

CORRECTION: the NBA has Robert Williams III and Marvin Bagley III as current players, so golf isn't the only sport with multiple athletes with a III as part of their last name.

[@sunshine3914]

He said “multiple athletes”… basically a shitload.

[@napoleonibonaparte7198]

I believe this is the first time Seth finishes the entire Ya Burnt list.

[@or2ak]

Ya burnt........ 8yrs...... I luv it.... ❤️

[@humanpersonne]

Will he ever complete his factoid/news piece about "tree frogs" ? It's been years now since he's left that one hanging. lol Edit: seeing Wally instantly brightens up my day. He seems like such a sweet person.

[@Eleni_E]

ONE DAY WE ARE GONNA LEARN ABOUT THOSE TREE FROGS!!

[@DanielKlein23]

The Cologne/Düsseldorf joke was actually perfect. Obviously eau de cologne is from Cologne and named after the city, and if there's one city people in Cologne love to hate, it's Düsseldorf (or Krefeld, if they know where that is)

[@JamesCalbraith]

also, Dusseldorf IS more fun :P

[@nasskaltejuni]

And vice versa - Cologne hates Düsseldorf, Düsseldorf hates Cologne, everyone hates Krefeld

[@olorin4317]

Don't get me started on Krefeld.

[@metalhos]

To be fair, Cologne has no reason to hate Düsseldorf. They are the ones with this washy "beer".

[@mrkekskopf5904]

@@metalhos I'd come over and slap you for that comment, but if I'd have to go to D***eldorf for that, the trauma is not worth it.

[@jackal3905]

ahhhhhhhh 10/10 for the Cologne - Düsseldorf joke. One of the first things I learned when moving to Cologne is you are not allowed to say nice things about Düsseldorf...

[@TheRealLeesyKate]

Seth burning the rest of the English speaking world for not using the American word is such a Late Night mood.

[@markhackett2302]

Worse, it is neither true for evergreens, nor true for the USA because the entire point of "Ya Burnt" was that SOME Americans say Autumn.

[@jeffhoward162]

Autumn is 6 letters....it's a bit tough for your average American.

[@davidyohalem629]

@@jeffhoward162 WORDL is a British invention.

[@PickleballChannel]

Loved the bit about pickleball. I'm going to guess this might be your most popular Ya Burnt segment as you've racked up 339K views in 2 days, zooming up to the view count of several of your past Ya Burnt segments. Pickleball players devour anything about pickleball. (Would highly recommend adding the word "pickleball' into your title and you will get so many more hits.) LOVED IT!

[@HMKowalski]

I really hope that one day Seth starts the migration tree frog bit leading into yah burnt but actually then does a close look on frogs. "Oh you were expecting the burn zone? yah burnt"

[@chubbywombat7402]

Duesseldorf here. Great burn of that other city! Loved it. 😂

[@Enyavar1]

Don't encourage them. Don't let Americans into German city rivalries. Once they take sides, they will label one side as red and the other as blue, and supply one side with the firepower to actually go on a burning spree. The Köln-Düsseldorf rivalry must remain bipartisan!

[@nanb4146]

Really appreciated the Cologne/Düsseldorf joke

[@Enyavar1]

Don't encourage them. Don't let Americans into German city rivalries. Once they take sides, they will label one side as red and the other as blue, and supply one side with guns to shoot the Jungfrau. The Köln-Düsseldorf rivalry must remain bipartisan!

[@Aeronor2001]

Zoinks and gadzooks! Seth's visible "I told you that was stupid" was hilarious.

[@PerunaMuayThai]

Correction at 2:28 saying SAT Test is like saying ATM Machine. Scholastic Aptitude Test Test.

[@cannibalbananas]

Loved the "hey glue! Make like Elmer and go Fudd yourself". 😂😂😂😂

[@charlotteillustration5778]

Er… we call it autumn in the UK, but it’s fine that Americans don’t. It actually makes remembering which direction the clocks move easier: ‘spring forward, fall back’

[@pixiebells]

Well unless the screen on my phone cut off the last item I think Seth fulfilled a dream of mine and FINALLY went through everything on the Burn Zone!!!! 😁🔥

[@RandallChase1]

Jackal alert 🚨 if you hold up a paper it’s so you can see the front page and the date. Holding the paper the way he is would be useless! Thanks Graphics Department!

[@S.Pociecha]

Ooh! Is Seth going to go down to Graphics and spank them?! 💕💋

[@marcolamy]

Excellent Cologne /Düsseldorf burn. Truly excellent.

[@Plantandpeoplecarer]

Everyone else on the planet says autumn.... Yanks are the only ones, who describe the season... Leaf fall down..... Hence Fall....

[@annadownya]

And then we do stuff like take "petroleum" and instead of shortening to "petrol" like everyone else, call it "gas" when it's clearly a liquid (as Hannah Gadsby pointed out).

[@yeeaahBUDDY]

@@annadownya it's shortened from gasoline. "From Cazeline (possibly influenced by Gazeline, the name of an Irish copy), a brand of petroleum-derived lighting oil, from the surname of the man who first marketed it in 1862, John Cassell, and the suffix -eline. The suffix -eline is from Ancient Greek ἔλαιον (élaion, “oil, olive oil”), Gasolene is found from 1863, and gasoline from 1864."

[@MariaVosa]

Where do I send the doctor's bill? Because I think I ruptured something laughing so hard. I especially appreciate the writers burning Seth for admitting to play Pickleball - and Seth burning them right back for submitting glue! Here's to another 8 years of Ya Burnt!

[@HairynosedWombat163]

Another correction. Down under we don't have too many northern hemisphere trees, our gum/eucalyptus trees lose bark but shed leaves all year round, so it is Autumn to us.

[@MaestroSmoke]

Whoever came up with "dill don't" needs a raise

[@Cancun771]

I want to know which writer of his actually knew about *the massive rivalry between Cologne and Düsseldorf.*

[@Enyavar1]

Don't encourage them. Don't let Americans into German city rivalries. Once they take sides, they will label one side as red and the other as blue, and support one side with guns. The Köln-Düsseldorf rivalry must remain bipartisan.

[@karenwhaley8635]

Probably Seth himself

[@Cancun771]

@@karenwhaley8635 Strangely I keep forgetting that his very name is a variation on the most common German last name!

[@selenabremner2226]

Are you trying to quiet quit Ya Burnt? Blink once for yes and twice for no!

[@elphieofkiamoko]

I used to do science booths for school events and we made slime out of glue and borax. Once, at one of my busiest events, a mother holding a child of about 3 pushed other kids out of the way to pick up a cup of glue, while I explained the science of the slime. I watched in horror as this Schoolyard Karen hands the three-year-old this clear cup with a milky white liquid inside. Before I can say anything, that kid has drunk all the glue. I should have been more upset. But that's what you get for being a jerk at the slime table. There's a reason that activity was ages 7+

[@alveeturner9495]

Totally AWESOME! To darn FUNNY & ON POINT! LOVE U SETH!❤️👍👊✊️💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jimcarlson6157]

solstices occur in June and December. the equinoxes are in March and "Autumn".

[@V.L.R.]

HEY SETH….I really resent how you CAME FOR ME, just because I say Autumn. #LoveUman 🍂🥺😭😂😂😂

[@WAMTAT]

8 years and still hilarious

[@TheLandscaper0115]

The glue bit had me laughing out loud on my break.

[@dkm07305able]

Will we ever get the migrating tree frogs ending?

[@edwardndriskoll]

Love Ya Burnt. You can always pick out Jenny's jokes. Haha

[@Raixor]

*Wait! Did I miss "Ya Burnt"??? I was balls deep in Wally clips!* 😭

[@kgh8446]

The joke about the "groaner" was priceless

[@mattdilmaghani]

Correction: it’s not SAT test, it’s just the SAT

[@flowertrue]

I'm going right to the bank, put my PIN number into the ATM machine and fly to New York to yell at Seth!

[@roonilwazlib9877]

@@flowertrue You mean to NYC City?

[@celestejones6315]

I'm so glad to see the top two comments so far are well-articulated pushback points on the topic of quiet quitting. That's awesome.

[@Sir5227]

That Düsseldorf joke. Fantastic. A joke just for us germans. xD

[@Enyavar1]

Don't let Americans into German city rivalries, they'll only ruin it. Once they take sides, they will label one side as red and the other as blue, and supply one side with guns to shoot the Jungfrau. The Köln-Düsseldorf rivalry must remain bipartisan!

[@joeannedoe7891]

As a German coming from near Düsseldorf, the Köln burn was spot on! We wont talk beers...

[@Enyavar1]

Don't encourage them. Don't let Americans into German city rivalries. Once they take sides, they will label one side as red and the other as blue, and supply one side with guns to shoot the Jungfrau. The Köln-Düsseldorf rivalry must remain bipartisan!

[@mikeharman4257]

Correction: The test in SAT is already there.

[@mistifa2908]

This ya burnt was fantastic from start to finish - thank you!

[@surealivro6242]

appreciate the Düsseldorf joke

[@jayare6804]

Quiet quitting = doing the job I'm paid for. 🙄 The hostility for workers is real

[@thomascampagna6663]

*Corrections* Autumn is an equinox not solstice

[@bladactania]

The thing about this segment isn't the items on the list... the jokes are normally lame, but Seth laughing at the lameness is comedy gold.

[@jimspencer363]

"Autumn" is too complex for Americans, who prefer the more literal, "Fall." May I suggest changing the names of the other seasons to Hot, Freeze and Bunny.

[@johnthompson6374]

❤

[@British_Rogue]

I giggled. You win, sir.

[@sunnymountainhoneyfountain]

😂

[@TheGreatAtario]

Whenever Americans use something less complex, it's because they're too stupid for the alternative. Whenever they use something more complex, it's because they're too stupid to see the wisdom of simplicity. See also: the metric system

[@PupOrionSirius26]

Hoofing it with the glue

[@tonje_gram]

Fall vs. Autumn... I thought Fall was American English and Autumn was British English. Norwegian here... 😵‍💫

[@WaterCourseKi]

Same same... Switzerland here.

[@flowertrue]

Nope. Simply a matter of taste. And an indicator of how pretentious you are, Henry David Thoreau.

[@familystephalski6414]

Yup. Australia here - It’s always Autumn - suspect US renamed it Fall because it’s easier to spell.

[@Bethgael]

@@familystephalski6414 Snicker.

[@megand4222]

South African here, we also only say Autumn. Fall is almost exclusively American.

[@semtexsrbe]

The Düsseldorf/Cologne burn was actually good & acurate. Greetz from Berlin City, original.

[@hhholsteiners]

Tree 🐸 tree 🐸 tree 🐸

[@Enjoirekk]

I LOVE YA BURNTS!!!