Yamaneika Saunders - Tricks and Treats: Risking It All for More Candy - This Is Not Happening

[@standup]

Think your family is messed up? Think again. Watch comedians share their most ridiculous family stories on “This Is Not Happening:” kzbin.info/aero/PLD7nPL1U-R5pgIBSOJV-fL4uIWR-DZbfI

[@laurendukes3099]

I love how she made that situation funny. When she got to "what was wrong with me?" I cried laughing 😂

[@vrtxfrost8294]

I kniw what was wrong with her shes 500 pounds

[@NguyenMinh-pf8gx]

@@vrtxfrost8294 Your cmt is funnier than a whole video alone. Idk why these people laughing lmao

[@midcondition]

Nguyễn Minh lol then stop watching idiot, let her be

[@Bajanprince67]

Nguyễn Minh His comment wasn’t funny in even the slightest bit. He did the most basic thing and talked about her weight. Yeah, hilarious 🙄

[@angelorose1337]

VrTx Frost Shut up.

[@Thedownwardmineon]

"my grandmother found the Lord and then we couldn't have candy" LMAO

[@Quantum_GirlE]

Her hair and makeup look absolutely amazing! Love that glittery eye shadow!

[@maggiee639]

Yea she’s got some style

[@elliottjames671]

Gay

[@ascent8487]

I agree.

[@elliottjames671]

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[@caramelrhapsodyjesseslife]

She looks amazing if you have no taste.

[@Tine_of_Nice_Dreams]

Obviously the situation is horrible but shes so charismatic I would listen to any story she told

[@beko____]

eyepoo I love how she told a story. But I agree

[@LetsBeClear87]

eyepoo yeah she’s extremely watchable

[@baldwinwallace4926]

She should have an audio version so people don't have to look at her. #FUGLY

[@LetsBeClear87]

Baldwin Wallace I feel the same way about your soul and the word vomit we’re subjected to. Kindly fuck off sir

[@Quantum_GirlE]

LetsBeClear Lol :)

[@PrincessBriaPeea]

I lost it when she said “What was wrong with me” I haven’t laughed this hard all day

[@kolakoka8360]

Everytime she tells this story, its as if she's saying it for the first time. I love Yamaneika!!

[@LadyTzardust]

She’s too funny! 🤗

[@juniorc1521]

she got me over here dying

[@blockhasher7957]

you don't "love" anyone, you only love what they can do for you

[@ericrobinson7184]

She is charismatic...stand up is not as easy as it looks.

[@Tristen_Smith]

How do you know

[@ireneangelucci8984]

Stand up can be horrific, if you don't let yourself go 😭 I'm an actor and the first time I rehearsed my bit in front of a friend i was so self conscious, that I ended up crying😂 but then I learnt to enjoy it and when I performed it I was fine. But it is definitely not easy

[@IllHandleThis]

irene angelucci I’m sorry you ended up crying- I completely understand. Glad it improved 😊❤️

[@divadoll606]

The innocence of kids, you just know you're grown when you're smoking a candy cigarette.

[@Janellabelle]

They would never give kids a candy cigarette today. I remember that lol and I remember very vividly stopping by the dollar tree AFTER CHURCH to buy a cpl packs of candy smokes when I was 6. They started early advertising cigarettes back then...

[@cherrysoda3427]

@@Janellabelle nah now them give them juuls

[@285runt]

That made me laugh. It's insane what we were allowed to do.

[@haleysample3231]

or when you're holding a fake cigarette but it's just winter so you look like you're smoking

[@bro69hoes]

@@JanellabelleIm always going to give my kids candy cigarettes they are hella good and I’ll teach them about real cigarettes.

[@AllPurposeBaked]

I’m so glad this show is back. No matter the host, the stories are always great.

[@littlebird3167]

Yeah but, it's just not the same.

[@thededberd]

All Purpose this show embodies the pure essence of standup comedy. It’s just people telling stories. The face of the show isn’t as important as the individual comedians or the concept itself! Long live This Is Not Happening

[@alockworkorange7296]

Im wicked glad its back too id rather ari for sure but its not gona stop me from watching just skip the intro its almost the same i do hope ari comes and tella a story cause his were some of the best

[@LetsBeClear87]

All Purpose fuck that ari for life

[@some1_on_youtube]

Ari shaffir is what I prefer

[@lauren-xh7sk]

knew she was gonna be one of my favorite comedians from the first sentence she spoke

[@sxm76]

@xxGodx 🤣😭😭😭

[@qaaxz]

She is waaaay too funny for this crowd

[@Akilevansmusic]

WAYYYY TOO FUNNY! I DIE EVERY TIME I WATCH HER🤣🤣

[@notavailable1216]

Yep, that's the problem.

[@bella-bond]

She has such a way of storytelling that makes you stop whatever you’re doing and stare at her 😂 I swear I paid more attention to this 11 minute video than in all my math classes combined

[@nurseelliott4256]

The candy cigarettes bit got me lol

[@davidj5910]

Wow! Kudos! She made a serious and scary situation funny as hell. I probably would have felt the same way "what the hell's wrong with me?"

[@crippletime]

Who else always skips the intro?

[@darinaangelova2882]

I used to, but I liked this one. The ending is cool!

[@bronx_logannoexcusesworkou3639]

I also go to a minute lol

[@mariafancypants]

It’s just the music that gets me. The graphics are cool but I don’t like the 2008 dubstep

[@crippletime]

@@mariafancypants Is that starburst in your profile pic?

[@DannyFrio]

mariafancypants this is funny cuz it’s actually a 2013 song by a hip hop duo

[@drmorqWarrenProject]

that was a long story... but the end made it worth it...

[@TheDoubleO420Show]

I hope so

[@blockhasher7957]

the real long story is how the fuck you got so many likes

[@tingting35]

The audience is wack as hell. Yamaneika had me 😂🤣

[@Babyshoes777]

tingting35 yooooo I’m rollin 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kimmygibler760]

I dont get it. I laughed harder at the scene in titanic when leo slips in to the water.

[@yvonnewilliams8017]

RIGHT?!

[@tingting35]

Yvonne Williams Yup😁

[@je.suis.prisci]

Omggggg I grew up as a preacher's kid in a Pentecostal household. I can relate ☺ We didn't celebrate Holloween either 🤣😭😭😭👌🏾 This is gold!!!

[@ricardoscale1285]

Lol i take it you been trick or treating since growing up?

[@je.suis.prisci]

I've only gone once when I was 17. Anyways, I'm agnostic now. 😅

[@ricardoscale1285]

@@je.suis.prisci Lol its all good. I went maybe three times all together. Never celebrated it in Jamaica and after coming here i found out thats when you get a TON of candy for free. Lol i had to try it out

[@momoni368]

Right love this stand up

[@deadbird1229]

She had me from that opening line-I couldn't stop laughing for two minutes straight and had to restart

[@bajenbilly]

Psst Aye you, c'mere... I gotta tell you something..... *_Mexican got on boots_*

[@marksayegh599]

Yaboy Bobby ITS CUMIN

[@damianwrath7461]

*sporadically runs in the opposite direction

[@zacharygreen5467]

Mexican got on boots? *runs away*

[@kimanigrey-campbell7976]

Then I'm going to need a knife.

[@satankatan]

OH NAH

[@t.l1357]

Believe it or not I grew up Christian 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙈🙈🙈 I'm sorry but Halloween has a special place in my heart too

[@je.suis.prisci]

@Independent Goddess omggg facts 🤣🙈

[@QueenRissa_34]

I love her blue wig!!!!! Super cute Yam!!!! 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

[@Comatoseisnotcool]

One of my absolute FAVORITE comedians ever. I hope she makes it way bigger.

[@a-dubbmorales6333]

I laughed so hard. The what was wrong with us. LMFAO!!! Perfect duo!!

[@trustraub076]

Dont let nobody put they dis into yo dat! LMAO!! She hilarious. Great story!

[@jeffdawson2786]

YS is a storyteller, not a cheap one-liner. She pulls me into her crazy world every time.

[@89dmedina]

Need more "This is not happening" episodes!!

[@angie1299]

Crack heads had the best candy...lol She's FUNNY. The ending was HILARIOUS but now I'm thinking about IT. How granddaddy know what's going on in the apartments and where grandmother at lol

[@aprilmay1061]

Angie B 😂😂😂😂 Good one. Wink.

[@Hokuto_Tongi]

Where do you think he found the grandma? 🤣

[@amariebbin8153]

adults always know whats going on i swear especially in the old days my granparrents used to find out things to quick you would swear they had social media

[@daniellem5076]

old people b calling each other & shit as soon as something happen gossiping for hours I ain't surprised he know 🤣

[@nicholassinclair4589]

Definitely up there with the best of these story tellers. Didn’t expect it. She gave me some good chuckles. 👍

[@mauriceortiz8817]

I had an aunt like that too. She passed away last year and I cried all day. What is worse is that I couldn't tell my mom cause she has dementia and she relives every sad event in her life.

[@zachperkins688]

I come back to this all the time, the reveal at the end was one of the funniest things I'd ever heard when I saw this the first time

[@adriana6747]

“we looked like n**** ghosts” 💀💀

[@neamparibe]

I think she rubbed of Patrice, not only parts of his mannerisms but his honesty also. Gob bless her, we need more people like him in this dire days. Boy did I miss him.

[@missshannonsunshine]

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[@Hahaalot]

@David Ortiz he meant to say Patrice rubbed off on her. Patrice had her on his black phillip show. DUDE! Patrice was roasting the shit out of her.

[@kappa3750]

GOB BLESS

[@tatetrust]

Bellyhead I swear to Gob

[@juicienyad7582]

Rejected by a child molestater.? .. Hummm..😳😳theee fucc😳😳😳.. Lmao😂 Grown people should protect kids with knowledge...😒 Telling kids don't go somewhere but not explaining why leaves kids too curious and making poor choices to disobey...😳😳who don't know this??? Whooooo! Even saying dangerous people killing kids live in the apartments so do not go there is better than them being clueless..😠. You know.. Tell kids something...gezzz!

[@shadylemons101]

WELL SAID!!!!!!

[@blockhasher7957]

naw fuck dem kids, if they disobey God that's on them, you do what your told or you don't grow old, FACTS!

[@tylerfranklin4418]

@@blockhasher7957 facts

[@xapokalypse]

Why are you writing like an idiot

[@sixbones.infamy9107]

block hasher nigga kids ain’t got common sense yet, so if you tell em not to do sum but not WHY they gonna weigh they options and be like “if this thing turns out to be fun it’ll be worth the whooping”

[@MrBrownnn696]

I Like how she stood up for her auntie… Touched my heart…

[@kenshavilewis536]

I've never heard "you know what I mean" said the way she says it and I love it

[@lolOloveOlol21]

I love her! She mentioned this story before on her podcast Rantin' & Ravin'.

[@nativeb.9718]

The audience is dry af, this woman is hilarious naturally 😂🥰

[@Almighty.heavenly]

LMFAO i chocked on my rice at the end

[@debsmatthew1814]

She is definitely, good turning a scenario, dat could turned bad into a joke. As a matter of fact, this right here was an epic performance.

[@sirwoodofeast9497]

Honestly...... I did not think I would like this? I LOVE THIS. She has such a great stage presence and she is an amazing story teller!

[@autumnkammerdiener8478]

0:45 to skip intro

[@batmantis7851]

Good God, the punchline at the end was perfect, funny as hell.

[@ShaggyRax]

Awesome comedic art right there. Love her style

[@PorkQPinemwale1]

I can't get enough more please 😯😯😯😯

[@malcomalexander6927]

The funniest This Is Not Happening I've ever seen. 😂😂😂😂😂💯

[@kyrstenmarie]

She’s an AMAZING comedian 👏👏👏👏

[@jemiu9525]

she's absolutely hilarious, damn, this crowd is so dry, like they got tickets for this on groupon because the showing of 'gone with the wind' was sold out, they suck

[@glamdoll9082]

Wow what a great story!! 😄She and her aunt were protected and lucky! Shocking and funny with a sigh of relief!

[@queerlibtardhippie9357]

It was all worth it for the last line 🤣🤣

[@jordanallen3078]

That was such a long build up, but so worth it 😂😂😂😂

[@LadyTzardust]

She’s awesome! 👏

[@rosegold8471]

Good to see Yami on TV proud of you girl

[@GE0attack]

finally, a new season and roy should get Trevor on the show he has a lot of great stories.

[@Inkaa1tarot]

I love this girl she’s my fav comedian now😂

[@anthonyciccariello8089]

That story literally had me laughing out loud.

[@Rissa7300]

She is hilarious 😂😂😂😂

[@trinidadinternational]

Excellent, hilarious storyteller!

[@dashman8499]

The fucking end oh my gosh only she can turn it around like that. She’s great

[@marthamcneely5962]

I love the thank you, Dan!

[@taliilagipuaauli]

“Me and my aunt look like we was nigga ghost” 😂😂👏🏽

[@TASconfidential]

I found this story so hilarious because unfortunately I can relate to it.😂😂😂

[@ycAuntieLala]

That is sooooo messed up! All kinds of lessons there. IOUS those kids fell for that quick and well. It is like the most obvious and dumbest hustle. But he was banking on those kids trick or treating alone cause a parent would see right brought that which is how he got arrested. Asking kids to come back the next day or worse they had specific dates and times on it.

[@alexiafejer1344]

"what the fuck was wrong with me?" MOOD

[@madisoncogar6750]

I LOVE Yamaneika's blue and black hair! It looks soooooo fucking good! YES, GIRL!👏🏻💙🖤👏🏻 And she is so fucking funny! She has me rolling! She's one of my favorite comedians!😂😂

[@tyffaneelavely8087]

I love her. I found out about her today, and keep watching every vid I can find. She is hysterical. Her other vids are even funnier. Go watch! ;)

[@andreabryant5776]

I gotta say this one definitely took me by surprise

[@alexanderowiti-lucas583]

That was a hilariously unexpected turn

[@rmart1192]

YAMANEIKA JACKSON!!!! "And I am telling you... I AINT GOINNNN..."

[@hji123]

This was so flipping good

[@kimberlyk912]

What’s funny to me is I talk to a friend every week named PUMPKIN!!!! Lol

[@giri.goyo_yt]

This BEGS to be a movie! Love it.

[@nathaliecalvin]

That was a great story!!!

[@LonerFez69]

Female Joey Diaz. Hell yeah. Gotta look her up.

[@thecapricorn11]

she ain't no female joey diaz! she's her own funny af queen!

[@LonerFez69]

@@thecapricorn11 I know but I'm just saying. P.S. You ain't Flo, you don't have to be that progressive. Sue me, matter of fact, screw me.

[@JAVONEETHEMOMMY]

LonerFez 😂😂😂

[@austinhagin7378]

Shes not a comic. Patrice and doug both destroyed her.

[@LonerFez69]

@@austinhagin7378 why and how did they?

[@kaitlyn983]

I also have an aunt she recently passes and about 6 months before her passing her mom, my greatest Nana ever passed. Nana never went into detail but once told me my aunt was born with complications and she was no older mentally like 8 years old. She was side kick when I wanted to be sneaky or hustle, we were close. So Mrs . Saunders had I both have this in common

[@carynis1hotassgirl]

I can't take it!! LMAO

[@Dizz2K7]

Better than expected

[@myriahrivas3308]

Lmfao... Shes funny as hell. I loved that!

[@attackonbananamilkaobm1364]

That is not where I thought that story was going 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tyhonse]

The niggah Transformer😄😄😄

[@BigCzWife]

She's funny... she kinda reminds me of Patrice O'Neal with her delivery.

[@cointelpromusic6375]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jWemp4uNltJmfM0 .... her arguing with patrice

[@dopenesslight7243]

1 minute in😭😭😭😭😭😭 I wasn't ready 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ashleighholmes8422]

Starts at 0:57

[@malcomalexander6927]

Lmaooooooo!!!! I haven’t laughed like that in a while!!!

[@pannekoek020]

I looveed it!!!

[@humixmusic4lyf]

it was worth listening to. that punch line xD

[@ElVirgo]

OMG this one is the best!!!!

[@TheDoubleO420Show]

Cant wait to hear the end part

[@legitfitllc787]

flipped it perfectly

[@DeLaSoul246]

Lmao legendary. 😂👌

[@mathru96]

Oh my god, I have to say it, she has the most beautiful smile... I'm melting.

[@BungawaMuthoni]

Wasn't she on one of the Black Philip episodes? Never heard her stuff before, brilliant. RIP Patrice

[@bryangee1619]

I still love this show but when ari was the host it had a more we dont give a shit vibe and that's the comedy I want lol

[@kaykayfabulous8228]

She cracks meeeee uuppp!!

[@julianoutlaw876]

Missed chance to say negrhosts 👻 🌚

[@romancandleofthewild]

Omg stop 💀💀💀

[@andiwaslikefasho]

I love her more please

[@Lemmaok]

She killed it!

[@sarabeth9877]

How many cats has she killed?

[@ncorp2668]

Right...😒what was up with all those cat killing comments...is she for real?

[@rojax_thevoicetm2385]

She mentioned dead cats like 4 times lol

[@elwhy69]

She has two pet cats so I doubt she’s killed any lol

[@LeaLeona99]

I follow her on Instagram. No one loves cats more than her. She spent $2500 on her cat's dental. She cried real bitter tears when her cat had to be put down and got a painting of him that she has on her wall. She's a MAJOR cat lover.

[@619onmine]

Great story.